I happen to know for fact that Frank W. Dux is for real. I too had a very interesting career in the military and CIA. It all started when I was 16 years old. Due to my martial arts prowess, I was recruited by the U.S. Navy and flew M1 Abrams tanks off carriers for them. I served in the same squadron with Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, and Flash Gordon (he was best man at my wedding to Miss Saigon). I even went to Top Gun School with Tom and Val and won the Trophy. My Tank racked up more kills than all the other tanks in my Squadron, combined. Later on, my Squadron CO accused me of being TOO aggressive. So I had to knock him out with a spinning Flying Squirrel kick to the balls. Needless to say, I spent some time in the brig where the guards made us prisoners fight in Kumite style Death Matches which they took bets on. The guards would host the matches and secretly bring in VIPs from high levels of govt and industry. Some of the people who watched me fight were the President of the United States, the VP, Secretary of Defense, Senators, Congressmen, Pat Sajack from Wheel of Fortune, and the manager of the Waffle House. After executing several hundred prisoners, it was determined that I was too deadly to be kept in the brig so I was transferred over to the U.S. Coast Guard where I flew B-2 Stealth Bombers because they were short pilots and bombardiers. I never needed a bombardier on my crew because I can use my Chi to guide bombs to the target with pinpoint accuracy. After single handedly destroying an entire Afghan city full of Taliban Buddhists, I was recruited by the CIA. I can't talk much about what I did for the CIA, but let's just say I have more confirmed kills than ALL OTHER CIA Agents, Army SEALs, Navy Delta Forces, Air Force Recon, and Marine Corps Para Rescue... COMBINED. Due to my amazing prowess in the field, the Director of the CIA personally selected me to become the youngest ever, and one of only 12 Pokemon trainers in the entire CIA. You gotta a catch 'em all.... that's what I did. Due to the extremely high classification of the project and need for absolute secrecy, our Base of Operations was the Psych Ward at Bethesda Naval Hospital. It was there that I became familiar with prison type/suicide watch operations. Consequently, my final classified mission was coordinating with British MI6, the Royal Family, and Hillary Clinton to help out my and Hillary's good friend Jeffrey Epstein with his assisted suicide.... Since retiring, the CIA has been nice enough to provide housing for me at the Greenview Psychiatric Hospital. Because there have been multiple attempts on my life by Russian Spetznatz, Yakuza Ninja, and Sub-Saharan Oompa-Loompa commandos; they've also provided me with a substantial guard detail while I write my memoirs. My publisher is already in negotiations with Disney and it looks like we're well on our way to my life story becoming part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe....whatever the hell that is.... Bottom line is, there are a lot of people out there who pretend to be something they're not. Everything in my life story is 100% factual. I know because I lived it. People like Dux, Steven Segal, Van Damnit, Stallone, the Power Rangers (briefly served with them too), the Teletubbies, Derek Zoolander...these are all great Patriotic Americans but at the end of the day when you compare their on or off-screen achievements to mine.... I simply make them all look like sopping wet, velvet-lined pussies.... Not bragging... Just stating fact.... Semper Flatulence...
@DH S Airforce Recon and marine corps Para Rescue huh? Nice try. I almost believed you but that one minor mistake proves that your lying even though 100% of all the other stuff you said is completely accurate! But seriously, thanks for the lol. I was rolling the whole way through. Semper Flatulence.
My question is. Did you train at the Farm in Hollywood California?. Cause i did. I worked hand in with GI Joe and Seal. You know the scars on Seal's face was not acne. It was burns that the enemy liberals did to him. Merica!
Wonderful ✌👈👏👨✈️👩✈️the old man troled a little and made a joke.you was wrong about(Franco Ducks)thanks for admitting man wonderful.franco was a great martial artist was practicing a chi stuff same like the other chi ki master forgot his name
@@alaricsanford4301 So your the guy running around with the same first name as me? I heard about you from about 5 other people over the last 15 years or so.
That moment you realize that if this was 40 years ago, and this fellow told their story to Blackbelt Magazine, this would be considered one of the best martial arts movies ever made.
It was pretty good as a martial arts movie for the masses! It showed off a bunch of different styles and gave Ogre a chance to get back in the game. I would recommend “Master of the Flying Guillotine” to aficionados, but it doesn’t have mass appeal, you known how most Americans are about subtitles.
@@DocFear and mortal kombat that was meant to be a game about the movie is epic. is actually bad that great things were inspired by lies but both movie and mk games are epic so i will give a pass on dux, at least he indirectly made something good happen. in the movie the fighters were real also. steven seagal is also a lier but produced shitty movies and nothing cool
Even after 2 years, there's literally no video on the internet that I come back to that gives me as much joy as this one hahaha 😆 both the writer and Dewey deserve a medal for this
@@Devilsblood As said, there are 4 of them. However the "sequels" are not about Frank Dux like the first one. Bloodsport 2 is about an art thief named Alex Cardo portrayed by martial arts actor Daniel Bernhart. The only character from the first movie to make an appearance is Ray Jackson played by the actor Donald Gibb in a small role. Bloodsport 3 continues the story of Alex Cardo. Bloodsport 4 still has Daniel Bernhart in the lead role but this time portraying a completely different character, an FBI agent who goes undercover in a prison. 2 and 3 are actually good enough to recommend for anyone who is a fan of martial art movies, but 4 is just shit.
@Paul Feasal True, but not in the case of the first Bloodsport. That is 100% factual and true, and was actually dialed back a bit, as Frank Dux is quite the humble, quiet, honorable champion. I know this for a fact, because I talked to a guy on the Martial Arts Meetup (primarily wrestling) app called Grinder. He told me that he knew a guy who knew a guy who was very close friends with a guy that read something Frank Dux posted to MySpace before it was mainstream. But, yeah, sure, go on and tell us how the movie was “embellished” and “not true”... Psshhh...
I'm shocked this man had to submit this risky expose of himself to validate the veracity of our hero, Frank Dux. Shame on you Ramsey Dewey, shame on you. Long live Frank Ducks!
Dewey is so humble, even with his perfect reasoning and him being so wise, he accepts if he makes a mistake and shares these epic stories with us. I didn't think he was allowed to publicly share the existance of Pokemon Trainers, but now I want to join the CIA. Gotta Catch 'em all after all.
You know Ramsey, I was in a Marine Recon battalion in a combat zone but after hearing this I’m truly humbled. Thanks for putting it all in perspective. And I used to think YOU were tough.
This was brilliant! One of my proudest moments is when Frank Dux called me a white supremacist (I'm not white) for calling BS on him. Then when I met him face to face I introduced myself as a white supremacist.
This is the best thing I've ever heard said aloud. My wife saw me write that and asked about our wedding vows, but I stood my ground. She can keep that shit I'm marrying the guy that wrote this!
I’m just laughing out of nervousness because Dux might have been hiding in the shadows behind me waiting to exact his revenge for my previous video of I didn’t do this public apology.
Still going through the older videos Mr. Dewey. I really appreciate your content. Sometimes it's serious. Sometimes educational. And, often ridiculously funny. Thank you.
I once caught Bigfoot with a rear naked choke. No Vaseline. He tried to counter with a Vulcan mind meld, but the force is strong with me and I was able break free from his GI Joe Kung fu grip. I jumped up and kicked him in his Sasquatch balls with 540 spinning donkey kick. Game over, man.
I believe that guy was actual military like myself, because he purposely mixed up things like PJ's and Recon, and other stuff, which normally only a career veteran would do 😂🤣
Dear Mr. Ramsey, Thank you very much for taking the time to read the abridged version of my life story on your channel. However, I should point out that I inadvertently left out some important details. The medication makes me forget things sometimes so I'm posting the updated version in a separate comment. Semper Flatulence...
After 21 years in the Coast Guard where I attended Jedi school and personally trained Batman I can confirm all the facts mentioned in this video to be 100% true.
Lol. In all seriousness tho. Frank Dux told a good story, i mean his little lies led to Bloodsport and Mortal Kombat. like right on, can't say much else except first comment!.
The truth about Frank Dux, transcribed below: "I happen to know for a fact that Dux *is* telling the truth. I too had a very interesting career in the military and CIA. It all started when I was sixteen years old. Due to my martial arts prowess I was recruited by the US Navy, and I flew M1 Abrams tanks off carriers for them. I served in the same squadron as Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, and Flash Gordon. He was best man at my wedding to Miss Saigon. I even went to Top Gun school with Tom and Val and won the trophy. My tank racked up more kills than all other tanks combined! Later, on my squadron, my squadron commander accused me of being too aggressive so I knocked him out with a flying squirrel kick to the nuts. Needless to say, I spent a long time in the brig, where the guards made us prisoners to fight [sic] in Kumite-style death matches which they placed bets on. After executing several hundred prisoners, it was determined that I was too deadly to be kept in the brig, so they transferred me over to the US Coast Guard where I flew P-52s because they were short [on] pilots and bombardiers. I never needed a bombardier on my crew because I can use my chi to guide bombs to the target with pinpoint accuracy. After single-handedly destroying an entire Afghan city full of Taliban Buddhists, I was recruited by the CIA but i can't talk much about what they did. Let's just say that I had more confirmed kills than all agents-Army, SEALs, Navy, Delta Forces, Air Force, Recon, and Marine Corps Pararescue combined due to my amazing prowess in the field. The director of the CIA personally selected me to become youngest-ever and one of the only twelve Pokémon trainers in the entire CIA. You gotta catch 'em all-that's what I did. Due to the extremely high classification of the project and need for absolute secrecy, our base of operations was in the psych ward [unintelligible due to laughter] Naval Hospital. It was there that I became familiar with prison-type suicide watch operations. Consequently, my final classified mission was coordinating with the SAS, Royal Family, and Hillary Clinton in helping good old Jeffrey Epstein with his assisted suicide. Since retiring, the CIA has been nice enough to provide housing for me at the [indetermined] Psychiatric Hospital. They've also provided me with a substantial guard detail. When I write my memoirs, my publisher is already in negotiation with Disney and it looks like my story is well on its way to becoming a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, whatever the hell that is."
In his book "the Secret Man" Frank Dux claims Bruce Lee was at the 1975 Kumite tournament where he hurt his back. What did Bruce Lee do climb out of his grave to attend the Kumite!
Also his claimed 56 consecutive knock-outs record in one elimination tournament event (like in Blood Sport) is hilarious : the number of 6 billion humans at that time are not even enough to compete in a round elimination event and the event would last eons, there would be trillions of participants needed and trillions of fights to be done to the finals for Frank Dux to do 56 consecutive KO's in one event. Participants needed : 2 Final 4 Semi Final 8 Quarter final 16 32 64 128 256 512 1024 2048 4056 8192 16384 32768 65536 131072 262144 524288 1048576 2097152 4194304 8388608 16777216 33554432 67108864 134217728 268435456 526870912 1073741824 2147483648 4294967296 8589934592 (8.5 billion people needed for that event and these are only 33 rounds not 56 elimination rounds tournament, you need 23 more rounds and trillions more participants). Frank Dux a.k.a. Frank Douche
@@THEREALZENFORCE Sorry know this is a late question (9mths) but wouldn't you just need a 114 fighters to have the final 2 fight for tournament championship if he had 56 knockouts then the other guy have 56 wins to have the 2 faceoff?
@@lonknight3197 No, not if you want the same as in the Bloodsport movie, direct elimination 1vs1 type, where defeated people are not allowed to continue for the title. Hence you would a giant impossible number of competing fighters to do this direct elimination and rounds to final system.
@@THEREALZENFORCE I guess I don't understand your reasoning so let me clarify my question - first I have over 50 yrs in the martial arts half that as an instructor, been to lot of tournaments, it goes like this usally, 2 people fight one gets beat he sits out done , the guy who beat him moves up to fight new fighter until he has won all matches then he is declared champion or they do it like public school awards where you only fight one time and get a medal for winning your fight, don't see how you come up with such huge numbers needed you ONLY need the number of fighters that are there,-- you have say 200 hundred fighters you break up into groups of 50 each group doing a one fight elimination until each group of 50 has a single winner then the 4 winners fight each doing a one fight elimination until you have final 2 fighters they fight on wins winner is now tournament champion. So how does this need a million fighters - I don't get your reasoning. Please explain.
HHHAAHHHHAA BRO WTF. Are you joking or was this a real response no way. I was in the Marines and the only thing I have to really brag about is that I never lost any my boxing or kickboxing matches. 5-0 and 3-0 wow what a record right. But this was funny as hell THANK YOU THANK YOU.
@@MrEazyE357 You never know, some mental people really believe what they say/write. Some people are never tested or put in a list of mentally troubled. I mean - obviously this was a troll, but some people are genuinely stating such stories over the internet. The mother of a close friend of mine is happily living outside of the world, while believing that the husband of her daughter is paying assassins to kill her, her ex boyfriend that he killed her baby etc. She is completely nuts but no one bothers to do anything about it and she even find jobs and works for few months here and there. A guy - 100% non-troll was bad mouthing Russian government and culture, because as he represented himself over the years (was inside some old-school HTML forums) he was Jewish black lesbian woman of Russian descendant, 3rd generation US citizen. Mind you that the guy was stating one fact at a time and basically only regulars can see his insanity. Also was filled with multiple statements which obviously can pin him with severe case of the Dunning-Kruger syndrome and the inability to find any flaws of any of his statements. So while the one thing on topic was definitely a troll ... you never know man, just never know. Some doctors perhaps even encourage their patients to use the internet for some therapeutic reasons ? And as the meme said - "I can be a dog typing letters over the internet, you will never know".
Frank Dux, made up such a great story line, he created one of the best movies of its time... and he did it in an age when martial arts had largely become redundant due to modern weaponry... and that makes him great...
Until I watched this video, I always thought that Chris Rock was the funniest man on the planet. I've still got tears in my eyes, and I'm going to the ER to check how many ribs I broke from laughing. Thanks for posting this day brightener, and thanks to the brilliant comedian who set you straight. Hope you learned your lesson : )
My buddy in HS told me swat was recruiting him but he wanted to build super weapons so he politely declined. Today he is a nurse with slightly above average judo skills
I think there is one thing everyone forgets about Frank Dux. Without his amazing fantasy world we would never had Bloodsport! So no one that likes bloodsport could ever dislike him or you would nullify the movie.
not really i think dux inspired his tale in street fighter so we could still have it. something more concerning is how and if mortal.kombat would be... since it was meant to be a game based on bloosport
Dude...that was (almost) so brilliant. At times, your delivery was perfect. You couldn't have done a few takes and delivered that masterpiece without laughing??? The humor lies in a serious delivery!
That was absofuckinglutely hilarious. Thank you so much for cheering me up on this overcast Monday here in London. I ain't doing so well nowadays, severe mobility issues and other shit that led towards me becoming basically a raspberry ripple [that's rhyming slang]. I've been a fan of your channel for a while now but while I've meant to drop you a line I've not always had the energy. So thank you [again] for giving me the biggest laugh I've had in ages. He trained with Tom "thumb" Cruise loooooooooooooool
Hey Ramsey could you make a video on specific weight training for fighting? I know you recommend the squat, deadlift and pull ups with occasional other lifts such as the bench press. Could you go into greater depth about specific rep ranges and set counts etc etc that would be useful for transferable MMA strength. I'm currently transitioning from strength training for the sake of strength into strength training for MMA/Muay thai so this would be very useful for me. Have a great day, love from New Zealand.
His story is confirm. He personally stopped WW3 with Russia by writing one note to Putin. What was in that note you ask? Quite simply he used one sentence that put chills down Putin and all of his general's collective spines. He wrote "All your base are belong to us." ..........Crisis averted.
At first, I thought this was going to be a serious video, but it took a comedic turn that had me laughing for a good while. After a 12 hour day working, this was a good video to help end the day with a good laugh.
I’ve wondered about that. At the time they first met, Van Damme was a legitimate karate practitioner with a number of full contact tournaments and kickboxing matches under his belt while Dux’s claims were spurious at best. However, Dux was a pretty big, athletic guy (bigger than Van Damme) who at the very least knew how to kick and punch- so even if he had zero actual martial arts training, I still couldn’t count him out. I’ve spent a lot of time sparring with big strong guys with no training, and some of those guys (not all of them) can be a real problem.
@@RamseyDewey Wow, I was joking, but thanks for educating me a bit, I often wonder about martial arts stars and how good they are, I`ve seen a good youtube vid explaining how Jackie Chan`s kung fu isn`t real and that he learned it at te Chinese opera house, but that the dance kung fu they display actually takes more skill than real martial arts fighting, Jet Li is like that too, doing Wushu, he won an olympic gold medal doing a Wushu pattern, it was beautiful, QI.
I happen to know for fact that Frank W. Dux is for real. I too had a very interesting career in the military and CIA. It all started when I was 16 years old. Due to my martial arts prowess, I was recruited by the U.S. Navy and flew M1 Abrams tanks off carriers for them. I served in the same squadron with Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, and Flash Gordon (he was best man at my wedding to Miss Saigon). I even went to Top Gun School with Tom and Val and won the Trophy. My Tank racked up more kills than all the other tanks in my Squadron, combined. Later on, my Squadron CO accused me of being TOO aggressive. So I had to knock him out with a spinning Flying Squirrel kick to the balls. Needless to say, I spent some time in the brig where the guards made us prisoners fight in Kumite style Death Matches which they took bets on. The guards would host the matches and secretly bring in VIPs from high levels of govt and industry. Some of the people who watched me fight were the President of the United States, the VP, Secretary of Defense, Senators, Congressmen, Pat Sajack from Wheel of Fortune, and the manager of the Waffle House. After executing several hundred prisoners, it was determined that I was too deadly to be kept in the brig so I was transferred over to the U.S. Coast Guard where I flew B-2 Stealth Bombers because they were short pilots and bombardiers. I never needed a bombardier on my crew because I can use my Chi to guide bombs to the target with pinpoint accuracy. After single handedly destroying an entire Afghan city full of Taliban Buddhists, I was recruited by the CIA. I can't talk much about what I did for the CIA, but let's just say I have more confirmed kills than ALL OTHER CIA Agents, Army SEALs, Navy Delta Forces, Air Force Recon, and Marine Corps Para Rescue... COMBINED. Due to my amazing prowess in the field, the Director of the CIA personally selected me to become the youngest ever, and one of only 12 Pokemon trainers in the entire CIA. You gotta a catch 'em all.... that's what I did. Due to the extremely high classification of the project and need for absolute secrecy, our Base of Operations was the Psych Ward at Bethesda Naval Hospital. It was there that I became familiar with prison type/suicide watch operations. Consequently, my final classified mission was coordinating with British MI6, the Royal Family, and Hillary Clinton to help out my and Hillary's good friend Jeffrey Epstein with his assisted suicide.... Since retiring, the CIA has been nice enough to provide housing for me at the Greenview Psychiatric Hospital. Because there have been multiple attempts on my life by Russian Spetznatz, Yakuza Ninja, and Sub-Saharan Oompa-Loompa commandos; they've also provided me with a substantial guard detail while I write my memoirs. My publisher is already in negotiations with Disney and it looks like we're well on our way to my life story becoming part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe....whatever the hell that is.... Bottom line is, there are a lot of people out there who pretend to be something they're not. Everything in my life story is 100% factual. I know because I lived it. People like Dux, Steven Segal, Van Damnit, Stallone, the Power Rangers (briefly served with them too), the Teletubbies, Derek Zoolander...these are all great Patriotic Americans but at the end of the day when you compare their on or off-screen achievements to mine.... I simply make them all look like sopping wet, velvet-lined pussies.... Not bragging... Just stating fact....
Semper Flatulence...
@DH S Airforce Recon and marine corps Para Rescue huh? Nice try. I almost believed you but that one minor mistake proves that your lying even though 100% of all the other stuff you said is completely accurate!
But seriously, thanks for the lol. I was rolling the whole way through.
Semper Flatulence.
Holy shit.... thank-you for your service!!! Epic
@@chrisj9008 let me know if you'd like an autograph...
My question is. Did you train at the Farm in Hollywood California?. Cause i did. I worked hand in with GI Joe and Seal. You know the scars on Seal's face was not acne. It was burns that the enemy liberals did to him.
Merica!
Wonderful ✌👈👏👨✈️👩✈️the old man troled a little and made a joke.you was wrong about(Franco Ducks)thanks for admitting man wonderful.franco was a great martial artist was practicing a chi stuff same like the other chi ki master forgot his name
I can confirm Frank Dux also fought in the cell game with Goku as a favor to the president of japan.
I was like 6 at the time but I remember seeing it on t.v
Hahahahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The dog?
@@alaricsanford4301 So your the guy running around with the same first name as me? I heard about you from about 5 other people over the last 15 years or so.
Can confirm. I was killed in a martial arts tournament Ft. Leavenworth.
Nick Everything yes. All true, his career was so top secret I had to fill out a FOIA request just to receive Christmas cards from him.
ROFL X'-D
I lost $50 on you.
@@jreese46 Well, the guy who killed the guy who killed me won the whole thing. If you stop and think about it, that's practically third place
Brick Tamland... 😢😢😢 Was such a nice guy!!! 😢😢😢😢 I will never forget him!! 😢😢😢😢😥😥😥😭😭😭😭 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Anyone who can fly an M1 Abrams tank off of a carrier is A-OK in my book.
Chuck Norris could do it.
The A-Team already did that
@Thomas Grable I can do it, I just usually don't get very far and can only fly downward.
@@TheAGNOSTIC_who_YT_CENSORS That would depend on your altitude, if you were to copy the A-Team.
for those who don't get it...
ruclips.net/video/104tQfcK1sI/видео.html
That moment you realize that if this was 40 years ago, and this fellow told their story to Blackbelt Magazine, this would be considered one of the best martial arts movies ever made.
It was pretty good as a martial arts movie for the masses! It showed off a bunch of different styles and gave Ogre a chance to get back in the game. I would recommend “Master of the Flying Guillotine” to aficionados, but it doesn’t have mass appeal, you known how most Americans are about subtitles.
I can still enjoy Bloodsport, it's entertaining... at least it's the good thing that came from Frank's lies
@@DocFear and mortal kombat that was meant to be a game about the movie is epic. is actually bad that great things were inspired by lies but both movie and mk games are epic so i will give a pass on dux, at least he indirectly made something good happen. in the movie the fighters were real also. steven seagal is also a lier but produced shitty movies and nothing cool
It was... Bloodsport
Even after 2 years, there's literally no video on the internet that I come back to that gives me as much joy as this one hahaha 😆 both the writer and Dewey deserve a medal for this
Same. There should be more Frank Dux memes about his outrageous claims
There is no doubt about it is absolute gold. I damn near cracked some ribs laughing🤣
I haven't laughed that hard in years. I was literally tearing. Esp. being a vet. The tanks on the carrier had me rolling. That was Excellent!
Thanks for the comment, and thank you for your service!
They'd be closer to a submarine....
@@harrisfrankou2368 Well an Abrams doing in a Russian submarine, would certainly be a sugar topping of the story. I'm dying. lol.
Fact: All 4 Bloodsport movies are 100% historically accurate true stories.
Wrong... They're 472% factual...
They made more movies?
@@Devilsblood As said, there are 4 of them.
However the "sequels" are not about Frank Dux like the first one.
Bloodsport 2 is about an art thief named Alex Cardo portrayed by martial arts actor Daniel Bernhart. The only character from the first movie to make an appearance is Ray Jackson played by the actor Donald Gibb in a small role.
Bloodsport 3 continues the story of Alex Cardo.
Bloodsport 4 still has Daniel Bernhart in the lead role but this time portraying a completely different character, an FBI agent who goes undercover in a prison.
2 and 3 are actually good enough to recommend for anyone who is a fan of martial art movies, but 4 is just shit.
@Paul Feasal True, but not in the case of the first Bloodsport. That is 100% factual and true, and was actually dialed back a bit, as Frank Dux is quite the humble, quiet, honorable champion. I know this for a fact, because I talked to a guy on the Martial Arts Meetup (primarily wrestling) app called Grinder. He told me that he knew a guy who knew a guy who was very close friends with a guy that read something Frank Dux posted to MySpace before it was mainstream. But, yeah, sure, go on and tell us how the movie was “embellished” and “not true”... Psshhh...
Source: trust me bro
Who ever wrote that, should win a big literacy prize.
He already has. You didn't see that in paragraph 57?
And God bless that person for his writing (hope he or she is not really mentally ill) and Ramsey for reading it us
He should write the next Star Wars film
And I am so annoyed in Ramsey for not taking it seriously enough.
So..that guy will write a book and Mr Ramsey will read it. Perfect
Frank dux threw a fireball at me in 82, I'm still running....
I'm shocked this man had to submit this risky expose of himself to validate the veracity of our hero, Frank Dux. Shame on you Ramsey Dewey, shame on you. Long live Frank Ducks!
😂
Frank ducks knows quack fu! the new nemesis for Howard the duck in guardian of galaxy 3 movie
Who cares if shinzo Tanaka is his shidoshi
Dewey is so humble, even with his perfect reasoning and him being so wise, he accepts if he makes a mistake and shares these epic stories with us. I didn't think he was allowed to publicly share the existance of Pokemon Trainers, but now I want to join the CIA. Gotta Catch 'em all after all.
You know Ramsey, I was in a Marine Recon battalion in a combat zone but after hearing this I’m truly humbled. Thanks for putting it all in perspective. And I used to think YOU were tough.
This was brilliant!
One of my proudest moments is when Frank Dux called me a white supremacist (I'm not white) for calling BS on him. Then when I met him face to face I introduced myself as a white supremacist.
That certainly alleviated any confusion regarding Dux's credibility.
Finally:
*Rock solid proof* !
Pleeease help me! I am having stomach cramps and can't stop laughing.
Man, flying a Abrams is impressive I wouldn't mock this guy if I was you.
I'm glad to hear this correction. Seriously, it is very difficult to admit when you are wrong.
Not gonna lie, I met this guy during my tour with the starship troopers!
Hey say hi to my old friends Rico and Shujimi and Lt. Rasczak
I can confirm all of that story. I was an eyewitness.
Yes, me too. LMAO .
Me too.
Eyewitness was your call sign. lol
@@mapz00 you got my movie reference!
Me too
This is the best thing I've ever heard said aloud.
My wife saw me write that and asked about our wedding vows, but I stood my ground. She can keep that shit I'm marrying the guy that wrote this!
As it happens, I'm currently single and accepting applications...
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You had me worried there. I thought this was a serious retraction.
I’m just laughing out of nervousness because Dux might have been hiding in the shadows behind me waiting to exact his revenge for my previous video of I didn’t do this public apology.
@@RamseyDewey I'm dying.
@@RamseyDewey If he was, then he was probably just making sure you read his (filed under a different name) complaint. lol
frank dux is a hero. you people should be ashamed
Yeah
For about 15 seconds
Still going through the older videos Mr. Dewey. I really appreciate your content. Sometimes it's serious. Sometimes educational. And, often ridiculously funny. Thank you.
Lol I was watching blood sport at the same time I got the notification .
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Lol I just finished that movie ended up here
I once caught Bigfoot with a rear naked choke. No Vaseline. He tried to counter with a Vulcan mind meld, but the force is strong with me and I was able break free from his GI Joe Kung fu grip. I jumped up and kicked him in his Sasquatch balls with 540 spinning donkey kick. Game over, man.
Nurse Rachett has forgotten to give him his meds.
😂
I believe that guy was actual military like myself, because he purposely mixed up things like PJ's and Recon, and other stuff, which normally only a career veteran would do 😂🤣
Omg this is literally the best story i've ever heard, I'd love to read that guys book
It's true too!
Omg i will buy the book when it comes out
Let me know if you'd like an autographed copy... I'll have to sign it with my code name, though....my real name is still highly classified...
a masterpiece of a youtube comment.
That fella, who did all that stuff, he was a good egg to share it with you.
Whoever wrote this should write feature length comedy movies.
There was probably more truth in this video than in all of Dux's alleged accomplishments.
Dear Mr. Ramsey,
Thank you very much for taking the time to read the abridged version of my life story on your channel. However, I should point out that I inadvertently left out some important details. The medication makes me forget things sometimes so I'm posting the updated version in a separate comment.
Semper Flatulence...
Thanks for the update! The truth must be known!
@@RamseyDewey if you ever find yourself in Northern Idaho...I'll buy you a baked potato...
Now we know your weakness if we ever roll with you: Bombard you with humour!
After 21 years in the Coast Guard where I attended Jedi school and personally trained Batman I can confirm all the facts mentioned in this video to be 100% true.
"Taliban Buddhists" - Awesome .. literally crying.
I was laughing my ass off at your attempt in trying to keep a straight face while reading. 😂😂😂
Frank Dux is the kind of guy Google uses to get answers.
And CNN
That was Pulitzer Prize material right there. I literally had tears coming out of my eyes lol.
I was listening carefully and so wasn't ready for this legendary comment lol
This. I needed this. Thanks, Ramsey! Thanks whoever gave this post!
Dux's revenge, he almost made you laugh to death. So there, he will give you more laughs if you don't take him seriously.Let's wait and see.
„Signed, Chuck Norris“
Lol. In all seriousness tho. Frank Dux told a good story, i mean his little lies led to Bloodsport and Mortal Kombat. like right on, can't say much else except first comment!.
"His huge, egregious and plethora of lies..." Sorry, please continue.
Well, Bloodsport existing would almost be enough for me to forgive him, if he would just admit being a liar
@@RoutaAskel haha...maybe yeah.
if it makes everyoe feel better he was listed in the credits for storyline from the movie The Quest, which was also pretty good.
@John ? because super ninjas don't exist.
That initial comment had me going for a while there. What a legend. He deserves a Netflix series
The truth about Frank Dux, transcribed below:
"I happen to know for a fact that Dux *is* telling the truth. I too had a very interesting career in the military and CIA.
It all started when I was sixteen years old. Due to my martial arts prowess I was recruited by the US Navy, and I flew M1 Abrams tanks off carriers for them. I served in the same squadron as Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, and Flash Gordon. He was best man at my wedding to Miss Saigon. I even went to Top Gun school with Tom and Val and won the trophy. My tank racked up more kills than all other tanks combined!
Later, on my squadron, my squadron commander accused me of being too aggressive so I knocked him out with a flying squirrel kick to the nuts. Needless to say, I spent a long time in the brig, where the guards made us prisoners to fight [sic] in Kumite-style death matches which they placed bets on.
After executing several hundred prisoners, it was determined that I was too deadly to be kept in the brig, so they transferred me over to the US Coast Guard where I flew P-52s because they were short [on] pilots and bombardiers. I never needed a bombardier on my crew because I can use my chi to guide bombs to the target with pinpoint accuracy.
After single-handedly destroying an entire Afghan city full of Taliban Buddhists, I was recruited by the CIA but i can't talk much about what they did. Let's just say that I had more confirmed kills than all agents-Army, SEALs, Navy, Delta Forces, Air Force, Recon, and Marine Corps Pararescue combined due to my amazing prowess in the field. The director of the CIA personally selected me to become youngest-ever and one of the only twelve Pokémon trainers in the entire CIA.
You gotta catch 'em all-that's what I did.
Due to the extremely high classification of the project and need for absolute secrecy, our base of operations was in the psych ward [unintelligible due to laughter] Naval Hospital. It was there that I became familiar with prison-type suicide watch operations. Consequently, my final classified mission was coordinating with the SAS, Royal Family, and Hillary Clinton in helping good old Jeffrey Epstein with his assisted suicide.
Since retiring, the CIA has been nice enough to provide housing for me at the [indetermined] Psychiatric Hospital. They've also provided me with a substantial guard detail.
When I write my memoirs, my publisher is already in negotiation with Disney and it looks like my story is well on its way to becoming a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, whatever the hell that is."
Who ever wrote this must be awarded with "nobel prize" in writing
In his book "the Secret Man" Frank Dux claims Bruce Lee was at the 1975 Kumite tournament where he hurt his back. What did Bruce Lee do climb out of his grave to attend the Kumite!
Damn, dude outed himself there, that made me laugh even more
Also his claimed 56 consecutive knock-outs record in one elimination tournament event (like in Blood Sport) is hilarious : the number of 6 billion humans at that time are not even enough to compete in a round elimination event and the event would last eons, there would be trillions of participants needed and trillions of fights to be done to the finals for Frank Dux to do 56 consecutive KO's in one event. Participants needed :
2 Final
4 Semi Final
8 Quarter final
16
32
64
128
256
512
1024
2048
4056
8192
16384
32768
65536
131072
262144
524288
1048576
2097152
4194304
8388608
16777216
33554432
67108864
134217728
268435456
526870912
1073741824
2147483648
4294967296
8589934592 (8.5 billion people needed for that event and these are only 33 rounds not 56 elimination rounds tournament, you need 23 more rounds and trillions more participants).
Frank Dux a.k.a. Frank Douche
@@THEREALZENFORCE Sorry know this is a late question (9mths) but wouldn't you just need a 114 fighters to have the final 2 fight for tournament championship if he had 56 knockouts then the other guy have 56 wins to have the 2 faceoff?
@@lonknight3197 No, not if you want the same as in the Bloodsport movie, direct elimination 1vs1 type, where defeated people are not allowed to continue for the title. Hence you would a giant impossible number of competing fighters to do this direct elimination and rounds to final system.
@@THEREALZENFORCE I guess I don't understand your reasoning so let me clarify my question - first I have over 50 yrs in the martial arts half that as an instructor, been to lot of tournaments, it goes like this usally, 2 people fight one gets beat he sits out done , the guy who beat him moves up to fight new fighter until he has won all matches then he is declared champion or they do it like public school awards where you only fight one time and get a medal for winning your fight, don't see how you come up with such huge numbers needed you ONLY need the number of fighters that are there,-- you have say 200 hundred fighters you break up into groups of 50 each group doing a one fight elimination until each group of 50 has a single winner then the 4 winners fight each doing a one fight elimination until you have final 2 fighters they fight on wins winner is now tournament champion.
So how does this need a million fighters - I don't get your reasoning. Please explain.
HHHAAHHHHAA BRO WTF. Are you joking or was this a real response no way. I was in the Marines and the only thing I have to really brag about is that I never lost any my boxing or kickboxing matches. 5-0 and 3-0 wow what a record right. But this was funny as hell THANK YOU THANK YOU.
This guy has a 12th degree black belt in bullshido😁
After watching this again, I truly believe this guy is some Clever Writer. No one can be that Deluded...😅
Poe's Law says we can't determine if this is legit insanity or someone pulling our legs.
Common sense tells me this is definitely a troll post.
Ya think? Dude started off saying he drove tanks off an aircraft carrier. It's definitely a joke dude.
@@MrEazyE357 You never know, some mental people really believe what they say/write. Some people are never tested or put in a list of mentally troubled.
I mean - obviously this was a troll, but some people are genuinely stating such stories over the internet.
The mother of a close friend of mine is happily living outside of the world, while believing that the husband of her daughter is paying assassins to kill her, her ex boyfriend that he killed her baby etc. She is completely nuts but no one bothers to do anything about it and she even find jobs and works for few months here and there.
A guy - 100% non-troll was bad mouthing Russian government and culture, because as he represented himself over the years (was inside some old-school HTML forums) he was Jewish black lesbian woman of Russian descendant, 3rd generation US citizen. Mind you that the guy was stating one fact at a time and basically only regulars can see his insanity. Also was filled with multiple statements which obviously can pin him with severe case of the Dunning-Kruger syndrome and the inability to find any flaws of any of his statements.
So while the one thing on topic was definitely a troll ... you never know man, just never know. Some doctors perhaps even encourage their patients to use the internet for some therapeutic reasons ? And as the meme said - "I can be a dog typing letters over the internet, you will never know".
@@MrEazyE357
In fact I do.
While fact is sometimes stranger than fiction, it rarely is.
@@MrEazyE357 He _flew_ them off, you don't drive tanks off of aircraft carriers, dummy!
@@lakshen47 I did. I flew tanks in every squadron I served with during my time with the Illuminati's secret coast guard.
Frank Dux, made up such a great story line, he created one of the best movies of its time... and he did it in an age when martial arts had largely become redundant due to modern weaponry... and that makes him great...
Ramsey stop laughing at this super serious stuff man! What's wrong with you? Want him to send a pokemon after you?!?!?
I needed that. As a US Coast Guard veteran, I enjoyed the mention.
I finally understand the squirrel kick joke.
Until I watched this video, I always thought that Chris Rock was the funniest man on the planet. I've still got tears in my eyes, and I'm going to the ER to check how many ribs I broke from laughing. Thanks for posting this day brightener, and thanks to the brilliant comedian who set you straight. Hope you learned your lesson : )
That’s nothing. Lasers come out of my eyes and lightning from arse
Air Force Combat Controller. I taught combat as an artist in the Air Force. Truth is always stranger than fiction.
Seems legit.
Thanks for sharing. I had a rough day and I needed that!
I listened to this multiple times I almost fell over laughing the chee to direct bombs to its target
Bro. You can't deal with that level of Truth.
And he also instructed John Holmes with his skills in the arts of love
Dong Fu the way of the schlong.
Ah the secret art of Wang Schlong...
Yes the centuries old secret art known only to the few now brought to the western world
Dude, you have to take a picture of this so we can share it, that is some of the funniest shit I've heard in a long time!
That was a brilliant fucking story thanks for sharing
My buddy in HS told me swat was recruiting him but he wanted to build super weapons so he politely declined. Today he is a nurse with slightly above average judo skills
I think there is one thing everyone forgets about Frank Dux. Without his amazing fantasy world we would never had Bloodsport! So no one that likes bloodsport could ever dislike him or you would nullify the movie.
not really i think dux inspired his tale in street fighter so we could still have it. something more concerning is how and if mortal.kombat would be... since it was meant to be a game based on bloosport
i will give him a pass cause a world without mortal kombat is not a good world to live in. is one of the few fun things there is nowadays in msm media
Dude...that was (almost) so brilliant. At times, your delivery was perfect. You couldn't have done a few takes and delivered that masterpiece without laughing??? The humor lies in a serious delivery!
I served in the same Legion of the Space Marines with this man. He was the piss bucket boy.
@Yo ming Warhanmer 40,000
That comment cracked me up almost as much as it did for you!
How is your recovery going, Ramsey?
It’s a long process
@@RamseyDewey I recommend lot's of heroin and jello shooter enemas...
Christ, this is hilarious and that commenter deserves an award for the legendary creativity of that answer
Hay Ramsey. Thank you sir, you made me bust a gut. I never laughed so hard, in my life.
That's was fun. Light hearted fun. Thanks for sharing
So happy that I got a half ounce yesterday! What a great thing to watch after a session with Pineapple Express!
Thanks for the best start to the day I've had in ages 😂🙏
That was absofuckinglutely hilarious. Thank you so much for cheering me up on this overcast Monday here in London. I ain't doing so well nowadays, severe mobility issues and other shit that led towards me becoming basically a raspberry ripple
[that's rhyming slang]. I've been a fan of your channel for a while now but while I've meant to drop you a line I've not always had the energy. So thank you [again] for giving me the biggest laugh I've had in ages. He trained with Tom "thumb" Cruise loooooooooooooool
😂😂😂 this was just... perfection lmao Very glad I came across this channel last night... good god was that funny - from start to finish.
Thanks for the laughs, i really needed this today :).
This...was awesome!! Time for Bloodsport & the Quest! Is there any first hand accounts verifying Remo Williams?
Dudes les be honest a tank just flew over my house and dux telephatically OHK me and told my mom I'm not to be trusted.
This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
Thank you for that. It definitely made my day. 😂👍
Nice to see Jack Idema is back to write a comment for Ramseys Video
Thanks for this Ramsey, I needed a laugh. It’s good to hear the Ramsey cackle make a comeback!
I lost it with “The flying squirrel kick to the nuts.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey Ramsey could you make a video on specific weight training for fighting? I know you recommend the squat, deadlift and pull ups with occasional other lifts such as the bench press. Could you go into greater depth about specific rep ranges and set counts etc etc that would be useful for transferable MMA strength.
I'm currently transitioning from strength training for the sake of strength into strength training for MMA/Muay thai so this would be very useful for me.
Have a great day, love from New Zealand.
Thank you for setting the record straight!
THANK YOU FOR THAT WONDERFUL LAFF. I NEEDED IT
Wasn't Frank Dux the guy who punched Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945?
OMG, I SO NEEDED THIS TODAY!! 😂😂😂 THANK YOU.
A Ramsey Dewey shitpost. There are no heights higher than this peak.
I love this video! I had a rough day and this video made it way better! Thanks man! Toooo FUNNY!
His story is confirm. He personally stopped WW3 with Russia by writing one note to Putin. What was in that note you ask? Quite simply he used one sentence that put chills down Putin and all of his general's collective spines. He wrote "All your base are belong to us." ..........Crisis averted.
At first, I thought this was going to be a serious video, but it took a comedic turn that had me laughing for a good while. After a 12 hour day working, this was a good video to help end the day with a good laugh.
This email was well-written and it is hilarious 😆🍻. Definitely exposes the absurdity of Frank Dux😆
Ramsey! You made my day, again!
Alexander :D
Ramsey: posts video with a triggering title
me: finally, a worthy opponent! our battle will be legendary!
Can confirm. I was there. I was the one squirrel kicked in the nuts.
+Ramsey Dewey Who would have won a bout against each other in their primes, Van Damme or Dux?
I’ve wondered about that. At the time they first met, Van Damme was a legitimate karate practitioner with a number of full contact tournaments and kickboxing matches under his belt while Dux’s claims were spurious at best. However, Dux was a pretty big, athletic guy (bigger than Van Damme) who at the very least knew how to kick and punch- so even if he had zero actual martial arts training, I still couldn’t count him out. I’ve spent a lot of time sparring with big strong guys with no training, and some of those guys (not all of them) can be a real problem.
@@RamseyDewey Wow, I was joking, but thanks for educating me a bit, I often wonder about martial arts stars and how good they are, I`ve seen a good youtube vid explaining how Jackie Chan`s kung fu isn`t real and that he learned it at te Chinese opera house, but that the dance kung fu they display actually takes more skill than real martial arts fighting, Jet Li is like that too, doing Wushu, he won an olympic gold medal doing a Wushu pattern, it was beautiful, QI.
Van Damme of course. He won full contact fights. Dux is just a fraud who got his ass kicked by Frazier.
who ever wrote that comment is a genius