I was wrong about Frank Dux

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @dhs8533
    @dhs8533 5 лет назад +1275

    I happen to know for fact that Frank W. Dux is for real. I too had a very interesting career in the military and CIA. It all started when I was 16 years old. Due to my martial arts prowess, I was recruited by the U.S. Navy and flew M1 Abrams tanks off carriers for them. I served in the same squadron with Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, and Flash Gordon (he was best man at my wedding to Miss Saigon). I even went to Top Gun School with Tom and Val and won the Trophy. My Tank racked up more kills than all the other tanks in my Squadron, combined. Later on, my Squadron CO accused me of being TOO aggressive. So I had to knock him out with a spinning Flying Squirrel kick to the balls. Needless to say, I spent some time in the brig where the guards made us prisoners fight in Kumite style Death Matches which they took bets on. The guards would host the matches and secretly bring in VIPs from high levels of govt and industry. Some of the people who watched me fight were the President of the United States, the VP, Secretary of Defense, Senators, Congressmen, Pat Sajack from Wheel of Fortune, and the manager of the Waffle House. After executing several hundred prisoners, it was determined that I was too deadly to be kept in the brig so I was transferred over to the U.S. Coast Guard where I flew B-2 Stealth Bombers because they were short pilots and bombardiers. I never needed a bombardier on my crew because I can use my Chi to guide bombs to the target with pinpoint accuracy. After single handedly destroying an entire Afghan city full of Taliban Buddhists, I was recruited by the CIA. I can't talk much about what I did for the CIA, but let's just say I have more confirmed kills than ALL OTHER CIA Agents, Army SEALs, Navy Delta Forces, Air Force Recon, and Marine Corps Para Rescue... COMBINED. Due to my amazing prowess in the field, the Director of the CIA personally selected me to become the youngest ever, and one of only 12 Pokemon trainers in the entire CIA. You gotta a catch 'em all.... that's what I did. Due to the extremely high classification of the project and need for absolute secrecy, our Base of Operations was the Psych Ward at Bethesda Naval Hospital. It was there that I became familiar with prison type/suicide watch operations. Consequently, my final classified mission was coordinating with British MI6, the Royal Family, and Hillary Clinton to help out my and Hillary's good friend Jeffrey Epstein with his assisted suicide.... Since retiring, the CIA has been nice enough to provide housing for me at the Greenview Psychiatric Hospital. Because there have been multiple attempts on my life by Russian Spetznatz, Yakuza Ninja, and Sub-Saharan Oompa-Loompa commandos; they've also provided me with a substantial guard detail while I write my memoirs. My publisher is already in negotiations with Disney and it looks like we're well on our way to my life story becoming part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe....whatever the hell that is.... Bottom line is, there are a lot of people out there who pretend to be something they're not. Everything in my life story is 100% factual. I know because I lived it. People like Dux, Steven Segal, Van Damnit, Stallone, the Power Rangers (briefly served with them too), the Teletubbies, Derek Zoolander...these are all great Patriotic Americans but at the end of the day when you compare their on or off-screen achievements to mine.... I simply make them all look like sopping wet, velvet-lined pussies.... Not bragging... Just stating fact....
    Semper Flatulence...

    • @TheAGNOSTIC_who_YT_CENSORS
      @TheAGNOSTIC_who_YT_CENSORS 5 лет назад +59

      @DH S Airforce Recon and marine corps Para Rescue huh? Nice try. I almost believed you but that one minor mistake proves that your lying even though 100% of all the other stuff you said is completely accurate!
      But seriously, thanks for the lol. I was rolling the whole way through.
      Semper Flatulence.

    • @chrisj9008
      @chrisj9008 5 лет назад +51

      Holy shit.... thank-you for your service!!! Epic

    • @dhs8533
      @dhs8533 5 лет назад +38

      @@chrisj9008 let me know if you'd like an autograph...

    • @ertith4478
      @ertith4478 5 лет назад +21

      My question is. Did you train at the Farm in Hollywood California?. Cause i did. I worked hand in with GI Joe and Seal. You know the scars on Seal's face was not acne. It was burns that the enemy liberals did to him.
      Merica!

    • @doctorpitbull8035
      @doctorpitbull8035 5 лет назад +10

      Wonderful ✌👈👏👨‍✈️👩‍✈️the old man troled a little and made a joke.you was wrong about(Franco Ducks)thanks for admitting man wonderful.franco was a great martial artist was practicing a chi stuff same like the other chi ki master forgot his name

  • @laurenceprice9509
    @laurenceprice9509 5 лет назад +489

    I can confirm Frank Dux also fought in the cell game with Goku as a favor to the president of japan.

    • @user-nh5zd3ic8r
      @user-nh5zd3ic8r 4 года назад +13

      I was like 6 at the time but I remember seeing it on t.v

    • @scrawlin18
      @scrawlin18 4 года назад +2

      Hahahahaha

    • @Firearms0789
      @Firearms0789 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheGladGolem
      @TheGladGolem 4 года назад +1

      The dog?

    • @acktionjackson666
      @acktionjackson666 4 года назад

      @@alaricsanford4301 So your the guy running around with the same first name as me? I heard about you from about 5 other people over the last 15 years or so.

  • @nickeverything4433
    @nickeverything4433 5 лет назад +447

    Can confirm. I was killed in a martial arts tournament Ft. Leavenworth.

    • @Wiseblood2012
      @Wiseblood2012 5 лет назад +14

      Nick Everything yes. All true, his career was so top secret I had to fill out a FOIA request just to receive Christmas cards from him.

    • @GGShinobi77
      @GGShinobi77 5 лет назад +4

      ROFL X'-D

    • @jreese46
      @jreese46 5 лет назад +13

      I lost $50 on you.

    • @nickeverything4433
      @nickeverything4433 5 лет назад +17

      @@jreese46 Well, the guy who killed the guy who killed me won the whole thing. If you stop and think about it, that's practically third place

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 5 лет назад +1

      Brick Tamland... 😢😢😢 Was such a nice guy!!! 😢😢😢😢 I will never forget him!! 😢😢😢😢😥😥😥😭😭😭😭 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @thomasgrable1746
    @thomasgrable1746 5 лет назад +163

    Anyone who can fly an M1 Abrams tank off of a carrier is A-OK in my book.

    • @jonathansprague6869
      @jonathansprague6869 5 лет назад +6

      Chuck Norris could do it.

    • @evokaiyo
      @evokaiyo 5 лет назад +9

      The A-Team already did that

    • @TheAGNOSTIC_who_YT_CENSORS
      @TheAGNOSTIC_who_YT_CENSORS 5 лет назад +3

      @Thomas Grable I can do it, I just usually don't get very far and can only fly downward.

    • @jonathansprague6869
      @jonathansprague6869 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheAGNOSTIC_who_YT_CENSORS That would depend on your altitude, if you were to copy the A-Team.

    • @alfredaquino3774
      @alfredaquino3774 4 года назад

      for those who don't get it...
      ruclips.net/video/104tQfcK1sI/видео.html

  • @jagtaggart936
    @jagtaggart936 4 года назад +79

    That moment you realize that if this was 40 years ago, and this fellow told their story to Blackbelt Magazine, this would be considered one of the best martial arts movies ever made.

    • @mitchgunzler3737
      @mitchgunzler3737 3 года назад +4

      It was pretty good as a martial arts movie for the masses! It showed off a bunch of different styles and gave Ogre a chance to get back in the game. I would recommend “Master of the Flying Guillotine” to aficionados, but it doesn’t have mass appeal, you known how most Americans are about subtitles.

    • @DocFear
      @DocFear 3 года назад +5

      I can still enjoy Bloodsport, it's entertaining... at least it's the good thing that came from Frank's lies

    • @flowrepins6663
      @flowrepins6663 Год назад +1

      ​@@DocFear and mortal kombat that was meant to be a game about the movie is epic. is actually bad that great things were inspired by lies but both movie and mk games are epic so i will give a pass on dux, at least he indirectly made something good happen. in the movie the fighters were real also. steven seagal is also a lier but produced shitty movies and nothing cool

    • @vladtheinhaler146
      @vladtheinhaler146 7 месяцев назад

      It was... Bloodsport

  • @The_Humble_Hurricane
    @The_Humble_Hurricane 2 года назад +11

    Even after 2 years, there's literally no video on the internet that I come back to that gives me as much joy as this one hahaha 😆 both the writer and Dewey deserve a medal for this

    • @samjohnson5680
      @samjohnson5680 2 года назад +2

      Same. There should be more Frank Dux memes about his outrageous claims

    • @magnus33john
      @magnus33john 2 года назад +2

      There is no doubt about it is absolute gold. I damn near cracked some ribs laughing🤣

  • @MistyMountainVideo
    @MistyMountainVideo 5 лет назад +78

    I haven't laughed that hard in years. I was literally tearing. Esp. being a vet. The tanks on the carrier had me rolling. That was Excellent!

    • @RamseyDewey
      @RamseyDewey  5 лет назад +14

      Thanks for the comment, and thank you for your service!

    • @harrisfrankou2368
      @harrisfrankou2368 5 лет назад +4

      They'd be closer to a submarine....

    • @henrikg1388
      @henrikg1388 4 года назад +6

      @@harrisfrankou2368 Well an Abrams doing in a Russian submarine, would certainly be a sugar topping of the story. I'm dying. lol.

  • @Eternalnight198
    @Eternalnight198 5 лет назад +118

    Fact: All 4 Bloodsport movies are 100% historically accurate true stories.

    • @dhs8533
      @dhs8533 5 лет назад +16

      Wrong... They're 472% factual...

    • @Devilsblood
      @Devilsblood 4 года назад +3

      They made more movies?

    • @Eternalnight198
      @Eternalnight198 4 года назад +9

      @@Devilsblood As said, there are 4 of them.
      However the "sequels" are not about Frank Dux like the first one.
      Bloodsport 2 is about an art thief named Alex Cardo portrayed by martial arts actor Daniel Bernhart. The only character from the first movie to make an appearance is Ray Jackson played by the actor Donald Gibb in a small role.
      Bloodsport 3 continues the story of Alex Cardo.
      Bloodsport 4 still has Daniel Bernhart in the lead role but this time portraying a completely different character, an FBI agent who goes undercover in a prison.
      2 and 3 are actually good enough to recommend for anyone who is a fan of martial art movies, but 4 is just shit.

    • @thedooktroops5608
      @thedooktroops5608 3 года назад +1

      @Paul Feasal True, but not in the case of the first Bloodsport. That is 100% factual and true, and was actually dialed back a bit, as Frank Dux is quite the humble, quiet, honorable champion. I know this for a fact, because I talked to a guy on the Martial Arts Meetup (primarily wrestling) app called Grinder. He told me that he knew a guy who knew a guy who was very close friends with a guy that read something Frank Dux posted to MySpace before it was mainstream. But, yeah, sure, go on and tell us how the movie was “embellished” and “not true”... Psshhh...

    • @yinyang9508
      @yinyang9508 3 года назад

      Source: trust me bro

  • @GuitarsRockForever
    @GuitarsRockForever 5 лет назад +428

    Who ever wrote that, should win a big literacy prize.

    • @-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-
      @-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D- 5 лет назад +11

      He already has. You didn't see that in paragraph 57?

    • @Emperor_x8
      @Emperor_x8 5 лет назад +9

      And God bless that person for his writing (hope he or she is not really mentally ill) and Ramsey for reading it us

    • @Halbared
      @Halbared 5 лет назад +5

      He should write the next Star Wars film

    • @kob3178
      @kob3178 5 лет назад +5

      And I am so annoyed in Ramsey for not taking it seriously enough.

    • @poorkwamoi
      @poorkwamoi 5 лет назад +1

      So..that guy will write a book and Mr Ramsey will read it. Perfect

  • @glennwilson9956
    @glennwilson9956 5 лет назад +31

    Frank dux threw a fireball at me in 82, I'm still running....

  • @jamesdspaderf2883
    @jamesdspaderf2883 5 лет назад +82

    I'm shocked this man had to submit this risky expose of himself to validate the veracity of our hero, Frank Dux. Shame on you Ramsey Dewey, shame on you. Long live Frank Ducks!

    • @mr.8999
      @mr.8999 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @sonicsonicj5472
      @sonicsonicj5472 5 лет назад +4

      Frank ducks knows quack fu! the new nemesis for Howard the duck in guardian of galaxy 3 movie

    • @jaykecraig6708
      @jaykecraig6708 3 года назад

      Who cares if shinzo Tanaka is his shidoshi

  • @ardynizunia9709
    @ardynizunia9709 5 лет назад +29

    Dewey is so humble, even with his perfect reasoning and him being so wise, he accepts if he makes a mistake and shares these epic stories with us. I didn't think he was allowed to publicly share the existance of Pokemon Trainers, but now I want to join the CIA. Gotta Catch 'em all after all.

  • @alanderson9711
    @alanderson9711 5 лет назад +69

    You know Ramsey, I was in a Marine Recon battalion in a combat zone but after hearing this I’m truly humbled. Thanks for putting it all in perspective. And I used to think YOU were tough.

  • @Gezere9
    @Gezere9 5 лет назад +9

    This was brilliant!
    One of my proudest moments is when Frank Dux called me a white supremacist (I'm not white) for calling BS on him. Then when I met him face to face I introduced myself as a white supremacist.

  • @rickquist3992
    @rickquist3992 5 лет назад +124

    That certainly alleviated any confusion regarding Dux's credibility.
    Finally:
    *Rock solid proof* !

    • @henrikg1388
      @henrikg1388 4 года назад +3

      Pleeease help me! I am having stomach cramps and can't stop laughing.

  • @jonerikson5925
    @jonerikson5925 3 года назад +7

    Man, flying a Abrams is impressive I wouldn't mock this guy if I was you.

  • @edwardstanulevich1764
    @edwardstanulevich1764 5 лет назад +15

    I'm glad to hear this correction. Seriously, it is very difficult to admit when you are wrong.

  • @BBChompski1
    @BBChompski1 5 лет назад +10

    Not gonna lie, I met this guy during my tour with the starship troopers!

    • @orencio1969
      @orencio1969 4 года назад

      Hey say hi to my old friends Rico and Shujimi and Lt. Rasczak

  • @mikenyc1501
    @mikenyc1501 5 лет назад +82

    I can confirm all of that story. I was an eyewitness.

  • @nathanbarnhart7823
    @nathanbarnhart7823 5 лет назад +11

    This is the best thing I've ever heard said aloud.
    My wife saw me write that and asked about our wedding vows, but I stood my ground. She can keep that shit I'm marrying the guy that wrote this!

    • @dhs8533
      @dhs8533 4 года назад +1

      As it happens, I'm currently single and accepting applications...

    • @MegaBrandon3
      @MegaBrandon3 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rebal180
    @rebal180 5 лет назад +154

    You had me worried there. I thought this was a serious retraction.

    • @RamseyDewey
      @RamseyDewey  5 лет назад +97

      I’m just laughing out of nervousness because Dux might have been hiding in the shadows behind me waiting to exact his revenge for my previous video of I didn’t do this public apology.

    • @Yadid1
      @Yadid1 5 лет назад +7

      @@RamseyDewey I'm dying.

    • @Speculativedude
      @Speculativedude 5 лет назад +4

      @@RamseyDewey If he was, then he was probably just making sure you read his (filed under a different name) complaint. lol

    • @ascend3654
      @ascend3654 4 года назад +2

      frank dux is a hero. you people should be ashamed

    • @davidturner1641
      @davidturner1641 3 года назад

      Yeah
      For about 15 seconds

  • @menopillion9853
    @menopillion9853 2 года назад +1

    Still going through the older videos Mr. Dewey. I really appreciate your content. Sometimes it's serious. Sometimes educational. And, often ridiculously funny. Thank you.

  • @RichardGibson802
    @RichardGibson802 5 лет назад +48

    Lol I was watching blood sport at the same time I got the notification .

    • @joeluigi2008
      @joeluigi2008 5 лет назад +8

      KUMITE KUMITE
      KUMITE KUMITE
      KUMITE KUMITE
      KUMITE KUMITE
      KUMITE KUMITE
      KUMITE KUMITE

    • @galacticmackin
      @galacticmackin 4 года назад

      Lol I just finished that movie ended up here

  • @ChrisDoss12
    @ChrisDoss12 5 лет назад +3

    I once caught Bigfoot with a rear naked choke. No Vaseline. He tried to counter with a Vulcan mind meld, but the force is strong with me and I was able break free from his GI Joe Kung fu grip. I jumped up and kicked him in his Sasquatch balls with 540 spinning donkey kick. Game over, man.

  • @dabronx340
    @dabronx340 5 лет назад +19

    Nurse Rachett has forgotten to give him his meds.

  • @joeluna7729
    @joeluna7729 5 лет назад +14

    I believe that guy was actual military like myself, because he purposely mixed up things like PJ's and Recon, and other stuff, which normally only a career veteran would do 😂🤣

  • @paulrawn9093
    @paulrawn9093 5 лет назад +36

    Omg this is literally the best story i've ever heard, I'd love to read that guys book

    • @obi501
      @obi501 5 лет назад +4

      It's true too!

    • @Pakkerotten
      @Pakkerotten 5 лет назад +1

      Omg i will buy the book when it comes out

    • @dhs8533
      @dhs8533 4 года назад +2

      Let me know if you'd like an autographed copy... I'll have to sign it with my code name, though....my real name is still highly classified...

  • @blackligxt9413
    @blackligxt9413 5 лет назад +2

    a masterpiece of a youtube comment.

  • @Halbared
    @Halbared 5 лет назад +7

    That fella, who did all that stuff, he was a good egg to share it with you.

  • @mikecarter5631
    @mikecarter5631 5 лет назад +10

    Whoever wrote this should write feature length comedy movies.

  • @MrQuaiven
    @MrQuaiven 5 лет назад +13

    There was probably more truth in this video than in all of Dux's alleged accomplishments.

  • @dhs8533
    @dhs8533 5 лет назад +1

    Dear Mr. Ramsey,
    Thank you very much for taking the time to read the abridged version of my life story on your channel. However, I should point out that I inadvertently left out some important details. The medication makes me forget things sometimes so I'm posting the updated version in a separate comment.
    Semper Flatulence...

    • @RamseyDewey
      @RamseyDewey  5 лет назад +1

      Thanks for the update! The truth must be known!

    • @dhs8533
      @dhs8533 5 лет назад +1

      @@RamseyDewey if you ever find yourself in Northern Idaho...I'll buy you a baked potato...

  • @Mbq-sh6bj
    @Mbq-sh6bj 5 лет назад +16

    Now we know your weakness if we ever roll with you: Bombard you with humour!

  • @spentcasing3990
    @spentcasing3990 4 года назад +3

    After 21 years in the Coast Guard where I attended Jedi school and personally trained Batman I can confirm all the facts mentioned in this video to be 100% true.

  • @lauriebluesguy
    @lauriebluesguy 3 года назад +3

    "Taliban Buddhists" - Awesome .. literally crying.

  • @MackyBaka000
    @MackyBaka000 5 лет назад +2

    I was laughing my ass off at your attempt in trying to keep a straight face while reading. 😂😂😂

  • @petergosezenya5212
    @petergosezenya5212 5 лет назад +7

    Frank Dux is the kind of guy Google uses to get answers.

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott 5 лет назад +3

    That was Pulitzer Prize material right there. I literally had tears coming out of my eyes lol.

  • @itzbebop
    @itzbebop 5 лет назад +4

    I was listening carefully and so wasn't ready for this legendary comment lol

  • @murlocchieftain5176
    @murlocchieftain5176 5 лет назад

    This. I needed this. Thanks, Ramsey! Thanks whoever gave this post!

  • @Topazman12
    @Topazman12 5 лет назад +10

    Dux's revenge, he almost made you laugh to death. So there, he will give you more laughs if you don't take him seriously.Let's wait and see.

  • @Gopichant
    @Gopichant 5 лет назад +6

    „Signed, Chuck Norris“

  • @grieverff8ff9
    @grieverff8ff9 5 лет назад +103

    Lol. In all seriousness tho. Frank Dux told a good story, i mean his little lies led to Bloodsport and Mortal Kombat. like right on, can't say much else except first comment!.

    • @ranchlife8128
      @ranchlife8128 5 лет назад +12

      "His huge, egregious and plethora of lies..." Sorry, please continue.

    • @RoutaAskel
      @RoutaAskel 5 лет назад +20

      Well, Bloodsport existing would almost be enough for me to forgive him, if he would just admit being a liar

    • @ranchlife8128
      @ranchlife8128 5 лет назад +5

      @@RoutaAskel haha...maybe yeah.

    • @robbybee70
      @robbybee70 5 лет назад +5

      if it makes everyoe feel better he was listed in the credits for storyline from the movie The Quest, which was also pretty good.

    • @ranchlife8128
      @ranchlife8128 5 лет назад +2

      @John ? because super ninjas don't exist.

  • @AJDraws
    @AJDraws Год назад

    That initial comment had me going for a while there. What a legend. He deserves a Netflix series

  • @calebhu6383
    @calebhu6383 5 лет назад +3

    The truth about Frank Dux, transcribed below:
    "I happen to know for a fact that Dux *is* telling the truth. I too had a very interesting career in the military and CIA.
    It all started when I was sixteen years old. Due to my martial arts prowess I was recruited by the US Navy, and I flew M1 Abrams tanks off carriers for them. I served in the same squadron as Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, and Flash Gordon. He was best man at my wedding to Miss Saigon. I even went to Top Gun school with Tom and Val and won the trophy. My tank racked up more kills than all other tanks combined!
    Later, on my squadron, my squadron commander accused me of being too aggressive so I knocked him out with a flying squirrel kick to the nuts. Needless to say, I spent a long time in the brig, where the guards made us prisoners to fight [sic] in Kumite-style death matches which they placed bets on.
    After executing several hundred prisoners, it was determined that I was too deadly to be kept in the brig, so they transferred me over to the US Coast Guard where I flew P-52s because they were short [on] pilots and bombardiers. I never needed a bombardier on my crew because I can use my chi to guide bombs to the target with pinpoint accuracy.
    After single-handedly destroying an entire Afghan city full of Taliban Buddhists, I was recruited by the CIA but i can't talk much about what they did. Let's just say that I had more confirmed kills than all agents-Army, SEALs, Navy, Delta Forces, Air Force, Recon, and Marine Corps Pararescue combined due to my amazing prowess in the field. The director of the CIA personally selected me to become youngest-ever and one of the only twelve Pokémon trainers in the entire CIA.
    You gotta catch 'em all-that's what I did.
    Due to the extremely high classification of the project and need for absolute secrecy, our base of operations was in the psych ward [unintelligible due to laughter] Naval Hospital. It was there that I became familiar with prison-type suicide watch operations. Consequently, my final classified mission was coordinating with the SAS, Royal Family, and Hillary Clinton in helping good old Jeffrey Epstein with his assisted suicide.
    Since retiring, the CIA has been nice enough to provide housing for me at the [indetermined] Psychiatric Hospital. They've also provided me with a substantial guard detail.
    When I write my memoirs, my publisher is already in negotiation with Disney and it looks like my story is well on its way to becoming a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, whatever the hell that is."

  • @rockysingh4090
    @rockysingh4090 5 лет назад +1

    Who ever wrote this must be awarded with "nobel prize" in writing

  • @leejohnstone3051
    @leejohnstone3051 5 лет назад +7

    In his book "the Secret Man" Frank Dux claims Bruce Lee was at the 1975 Kumite tournament where he hurt his back. What did Bruce Lee do climb out of his grave to attend the Kumite!

    • @user-ew2sd7vl5m
      @user-ew2sd7vl5m 4 года назад +1

      Damn, dude outed himself there, that made me laugh even more

    • @THEREALZENFORCE
      @THEREALZENFORCE 4 года назад +1

      Also his claimed 56 consecutive knock-outs record in one elimination tournament event (like in Blood Sport) is hilarious : the number of 6 billion humans at that time are not even enough to compete in a round elimination event and the event would last eons, there would be trillions of participants needed and trillions of fights to be done to the finals for Frank Dux to do 56 consecutive KO's in one event. Participants needed :
      2 Final
      4 Semi Final
      8 Quarter final
      16
      32
      64
      128
      256
      512
      1024
      2048
      4056
      8192
      16384
      32768
      65536
      131072
      262144
      524288
      1048576
      2097152
      4194304
      8388608
      16777216
      33554432
      67108864
      134217728
      268435456
      526870912
      1073741824
      2147483648
      4294967296
      8589934592 (8.5 billion people needed for that event and these are only 33 rounds not 56 elimination rounds tournament, you need 23 more rounds and trillions more participants).
      Frank Dux a.k.a. Frank Douche

    • @lonknight3197
      @lonknight3197 3 года назад

      @@THEREALZENFORCE Sorry know this is a late question (9mths) but wouldn't you just need a 114 fighters to have the final 2 fight for tournament championship if he had 56 knockouts then the other guy have 56 wins to have the 2 faceoff?

    • @THEREALZENFORCE
      @THEREALZENFORCE 3 года назад

      @@lonknight3197 No, not if you want the same as in the Bloodsport movie, direct elimination 1vs1 type, where defeated people are not allowed to continue for the title. Hence you would a giant impossible number of competing fighters to do this direct elimination and rounds to final system.

    • @lonknight3197
      @lonknight3197 3 года назад

      @@THEREALZENFORCE I guess I don't understand your reasoning so let me clarify my question - first I have over 50 yrs in the martial arts half that as an instructor, been to lot of tournaments, it goes like this usally, 2 people fight one gets beat he sits out done , the guy who beat him moves up to fight new fighter until he has won all matches then he is declared champion or they do it like public school awards where you only fight one time and get a medal for winning your fight, don't see how you come up with such huge numbers needed you ONLY need the number of fighters that are there,-- you have say 200 hundred fighters you break up into groups of 50 each group doing a one fight elimination until each group of 50 has a single winner then the 4 winners fight each doing a one fight elimination until you have final 2 fighters they fight on wins winner is now tournament champion.
      So how does this need a million fighters - I don't get your reasoning. Please explain.

  • @davidjohns1340
    @davidjohns1340 5 лет назад +1

    HHHAAHHHHAA BRO WTF. Are you joking or was this a real response no way. I was in the Marines and the only thing I have to really brag about is that I never lost any my boxing or kickboxing matches. 5-0 and 3-0 wow what a record right. But this was funny as hell THANK YOU THANK YOU.

  • @pbcman1
    @pbcman1 5 лет назад +3

    This guy has a 12th degree black belt in bullshido😁

  • @brotherchrisrco1125
    @brotherchrisrco1125 2 года назад +1

    After watching this again, I truly believe this guy is some Clever Writer. No one can be that Deluded...😅

  • @robertgibson6687
    @robertgibson6687 5 лет назад +23

    Poe's Law says we can't determine if this is legit insanity or someone pulling our legs.
    Common sense tells me this is definitely a troll post.

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 5 лет назад +5

      Ya think? Dude started off saying he drove tanks off an aircraft carrier. It's definitely a joke dude.

    • @powergaminggg8730
      @powergaminggg8730 5 лет назад

      @@MrEazyE357 You never know, some mental people really believe what they say/write. Some people are never tested or put in a list of mentally troubled.
      I mean - obviously this was a troll, but some people are genuinely stating such stories over the internet.
      The mother of a close friend of mine is happily living outside of the world, while believing that the husband of her daughter is paying assassins to kill her, her ex boyfriend that he killed her baby etc. She is completely nuts but no one bothers to do anything about it and she even find jobs and works for few months here and there.
      A guy - 100% non-troll was bad mouthing Russian government and culture, because as he represented himself over the years (was inside some old-school HTML forums) he was Jewish black lesbian woman of Russian descendant, 3rd generation US citizen. Mind you that the guy was stating one fact at a time and basically only regulars can see his insanity. Also was filled with multiple statements which obviously can pin him with severe case of the Dunning-Kruger syndrome and the inability to find any flaws of any of his statements.
      So while the one thing on topic was definitely a troll ... you never know man, just never know. Some doctors perhaps even encourage their patients to use the internet for some therapeutic reasons ? And as the meme said - "I can be a dog typing letters over the internet, you will never know".

    • @robertgibson6687
      @robertgibson6687 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrEazyE357
      In fact I do.
      While fact is sometimes stranger than fiction, it rarely is.

    • @lakshen47
      @lakshen47 5 лет назад +1

      @@MrEazyE357 He _flew_ them off, you don't drive tanks off of aircraft carriers, dummy!

    • @TheAGNOSTIC_who_YT_CENSORS
      @TheAGNOSTIC_who_YT_CENSORS 5 лет назад +2

      @@lakshen47 I did. I flew tanks in every squadron I served with during my time with the Illuminati's secret coast guard.

  • @aceheart5828
    @aceheart5828 3 месяца назад +1

    Frank Dux, made up such a great story line, he created one of the best movies of its time... and he did it in an age when martial arts had largely become redundant due to modern weaponry... and that makes him great...

  • @angelmirchev8433
    @angelmirchev8433 5 лет назад +16

    Ramsey stop laughing at this super serious stuff man! What's wrong with you? Want him to send a pokemon after you?!?!?

  • @LarkLaTroy
    @LarkLaTroy 5 лет назад +1

    I needed that. As a US Coast Guard veteran, I enjoyed the mention.

  • @hatelovenothing2744
    @hatelovenothing2744 5 лет назад +19

    I finally understand the squirrel kick joke.

  • @carnivalwrestler
    @carnivalwrestler 5 лет назад +2

    Until I watched this video, I always thought that Chris Rock was the funniest man on the planet. I've still got tears in my eyes, and I'm going to the ER to check how many ribs I broke from laughing. Thanks for posting this day brightener, and thanks to the brilliant comedian who set you straight. Hope you learned your lesson : )

  • @shadowdance4666
    @shadowdance4666 5 лет назад +5

    That’s nothing. Lasers come out of my eyes and lightning from arse

  • @thedoctor7151
    @thedoctor7151 5 лет назад +1

    Air Force Combat Controller. I taught combat as an artist in the Air Force. Truth is always stranger than fiction.

  • @roguegen5536
    @roguegen5536 5 лет назад +7

    Seems legit.

  • @mongoslade245
    @mongoslade245 4 года назад

    Thanks for sharing. I had a rough day and I needed that!

  • @nat51543
    @nat51543 5 лет назад +6

    I listened to this multiple times I almost fell over laughing the chee to direct bombs to its target

  • @JimGallant
    @JimGallant 5 лет назад +1

    Bro. You can't deal with that level of Truth.

  • @craigcarroll1790
    @craigcarroll1790 5 лет назад +4

    And he also instructed John Holmes with his skills in the arts of love

  • @flyinghole
    @flyinghole 5 лет назад +1

    Dude, you have to take a picture of this so we can share it, that is some of the funniest shit I've heard in a long time!

  • @eddiemaiden2012
    @eddiemaiden2012 5 лет назад +6

    That was a brilliant fucking story thanks for sharing

  • @YakoBako
    @YakoBako 4 года назад +1

    My buddy in HS told me swat was recruiting him but he wanted to build super weapons so he politely declined. Today he is a nurse with slightly above average judo skills

  • @ricardoblikman2676
    @ricardoblikman2676 3 года назад +9

    I think there is one thing everyone forgets about Frank Dux. Without his amazing fantasy world we would never had Bloodsport! So no one that likes bloodsport could ever dislike him or you would nullify the movie.

    • @flowrepins6663
      @flowrepins6663 2 года назад +2

      not really i think dux inspired his tale in street fighter so we could still have it. something more concerning is how and if mortal.kombat would be... since it was meant to be a game based on bloosport

    • @flowrepins6663
      @flowrepins6663 Год назад

      i will give him a pass cause a world without mortal kombat is not a good world to live in. is one of the few fun things there is nowadays in msm media

  • @natejuda6855
    @natejuda6855 2 года назад

    Dude...that was (almost) so brilliant. At times, your delivery was perfect. You couldn't have done a few takes and delivered that masterpiece without laughing??? The humor lies in a serious delivery!

  • @iamalpharius9483
    @iamalpharius9483 5 лет назад +4

    I served in the same Legion of the Space Marines with this man. He was the piss bucket boy.

  • @primordial.sounds
    @primordial.sounds 5 лет назад +1

    That comment cracked me up almost as much as it did for you!
    How is your recovery going, Ramsey?

    • @RamseyDewey
      @RamseyDewey  5 лет назад +2

      It’s a long process

    • @dhs8533
      @dhs8533 5 лет назад +1

      @@RamseyDewey I recommend lot's of heroin and jello shooter enemas...

  • @TheBuddhaBear
    @TheBuddhaBear 5 лет назад +1

    Christ, this is hilarious and that commenter deserves an award for the legendary creativity of that answer

  • @TheDano1947
    @TheDano1947 5 лет назад +2

    Hay Ramsey. Thank you sir, you made me bust a gut. I never laughed so hard, in my life.

  • @Angellisable
    @Angellisable 5 лет назад

    That's was fun. Light hearted fun. Thanks for sharing

  • @MichaelReiter71
    @MichaelReiter71 5 лет назад +1

    So happy that I got a half ounce yesterday! What a great thing to watch after a session with Pineapple Express!

  • @richarddunsmore4802
    @richarddunsmore4802 3 года назад

    Thanks for the best start to the day I've had in ages 😂🙏

  • @hugohackenbush1554
    @hugohackenbush1554 2 года назад

    That was absofuckinglutely hilarious. Thank you so much for cheering me up on this overcast Monday here in London. I ain't doing so well nowadays, severe mobility issues and other shit that led towards me becoming basically a raspberry ripple
    [that's rhyming slang]. I've been a fan of your channel for a while now but while I've meant to drop you a line I've not always had the energy. So thank you [again] for giving me the biggest laugh I've had in ages. He trained with Tom "thumb" Cruise loooooooooooooool

  • @mikehink4062
    @mikehink4062 3 года назад

    😂😂😂 this was just... perfection lmao Very glad I came across this channel last night... good god was that funny - from start to finish.

  • @davidbates8295
    @davidbates8295 5 лет назад

    Thanks for the laughs, i really needed this today :).

  • @candidob8683
    @candidob8683 5 лет назад +1

    This...was awesome!! Time for Bloodsport & the Quest! Is there any first hand accounts verifying Remo Williams?

  • @r2r322
    @r2r322 4 года назад +1

    Dudes les be honest a tank just flew over my house and dux telephatically OHK me and told my mom I'm not to be trusted.

  • @natepotter6911
    @natepotter6911 5 лет назад +4

    This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

  • @Genkisan
    @Genkisan 5 лет назад

    Thank you for that. It definitely made my day. 😂👍

  • @FurchtbaresGaming
    @FurchtbaresGaming 4 года назад

    Nice to see Jack Idema is back to write a comment for Ramseys Video

  • @TBlev215
    @TBlev215 5 лет назад

    Thanks for this Ramsey, I needed a laugh. It’s good to hear the Ramsey cackle make a comeback!

  • @bigsheed9003
    @bigsheed9003 Год назад

    I lost it with “The flying squirrel kick to the nuts.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Michael20089
    @Michael20089 5 лет назад +1

    Hey Ramsey could you make a video on specific weight training for fighting? I know you recommend the squat, deadlift and pull ups with occasional other lifts such as the bench press. Could you go into greater depth about specific rep ranges and set counts etc etc that would be useful for transferable MMA strength.
    I'm currently transitioning from strength training for the sake of strength into strength training for MMA/Muay thai so this would be very useful for me.
    Have a great day, love from New Zealand.

  • @sarc88
    @sarc88 4 года назад

    Thank you for setting the record straight!

  • @dawudabdussabur6164
    @dawudabdussabur6164 3 года назад

    THANK YOU FOR THAT WONDERFUL LAFF. I NEEDED IT

  • @houseofshuffles449
    @houseofshuffles449 3 года назад +1

    Wasn't Frank Dux the guy who punched Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945?

  • @opinionmaximus
    @opinionmaximus 5 лет назад

    OMG, I SO NEEDED THIS TODAY!! 😂😂😂 THANK YOU.

  • @Yadid1
    @Yadid1 5 лет назад +1

    A Ramsey Dewey shitpost. There are no heights higher than this peak.

  • @RNDestyne
    @RNDestyne 4 года назад

    I love this video! I had a rough day and this video made it way better! Thanks man! Toooo FUNNY!

  • @iceman24life
    @iceman24life 5 лет назад +1

    His story is confirm. He personally stopped WW3 with Russia by writing one note to Putin. What was in that note you ask? Quite simply he used one sentence that put chills down Putin and all of his general's collective spines. He wrote "All your base are belong to us." ..........Crisis averted.

  • @jmancini8100
    @jmancini8100 5 лет назад

    At first, I thought this was going to be a serious video, but it took a comedic turn that had me laughing for a good while. After a 12 hour day working, this was a good video to help end the day with a good laugh.

  • @Libertariandude
    @Libertariandude 5 лет назад +1

    This email was well-written and it is hilarious 😆🍻. Definitely exposes the absurdity of Frank Dux😆

  • @TheNapoleon86
    @TheNapoleon86 5 лет назад

    Ramsey! You made my day, again!
    Alexander :D

  • @SmallLebowskyakaManBrodude
    @SmallLebowskyakaManBrodude 5 лет назад

    Ramsey: posts video with a triggering title
    me: finally, a worthy opponent! our battle will be legendary!

  • @jlotus100
    @jlotus100 5 лет назад +1

    Can confirm. I was there. I was the one squirrel kicked in the nuts.

  • @markant9534
    @markant9534 5 лет назад +1

    +Ramsey Dewey Who would have won a bout against each other in their primes, Van Damme or Dux?

    • @RamseyDewey
      @RamseyDewey  5 лет назад +1

      I’ve wondered about that. At the time they first met, Van Damme was a legitimate karate practitioner with a number of full contact tournaments and kickboxing matches under his belt while Dux’s claims were spurious at best. However, Dux was a pretty big, athletic guy (bigger than Van Damme) who at the very least knew how to kick and punch- so even if he had zero actual martial arts training, I still couldn’t count him out. I’ve spent a lot of time sparring with big strong guys with no training, and some of those guys (not all of them) can be a real problem.

    • @markant9534
      @markant9534 5 лет назад +1

      @@RamseyDewey Wow, I was joking, but thanks for educating me a bit, I often wonder about martial arts stars and how good they are, I`ve seen a good youtube vid explaining how Jackie Chan`s kung fu isn`t real and that he learned it at te Chinese opera house, but that the dance kung fu they display actually takes more skill than real martial arts fighting, Jet Li is like that too, doing Wushu, he won an olympic gold medal doing a Wushu pattern, it was beautiful, QI.

    • @sonyx4500
      @sonyx4500 4 года назад

      Van Damme of course. He won full contact fights. Dux is just a fraud who got his ass kicked by Frazier.

  • @richardmcguigan1382
    @richardmcguigan1382 2 года назад +1

    who ever wrote that comment is a genius