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WOULD WE SURVIVE THESE HORROR GAMES?
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"You think Twitch cares about their streamers' safety?" I needed that laugh because it's so damn true that it's sad.
curly knew what jimmy was doing and did nothing. so in a sense it was his fault too. his punishment was being forced to watch everything happen with no ability to do anything
A fitting punishment I would say.
Droid- WOAHHHH W info, good to know
@CloolessReacts Uhhh Droid, are you drunk by any chance? did you hijack the Clooless account while being high? 😅
"I would be afraid of Chucky"
"I would be afraid of Michael Myers"
"I would be afraid of Xenomorph"
Albert Wesker running out of minutes to spare:
He said seven minutes
Imagine being “chased” by wesker who is genuinely trying to kill you. That would be terrifying (I put “”’s because it ain’t really a chase cus he’s fast ash
I thought the same shit bro, that brother is horrifying
pezzy if youre reading this i love you
i dont think i like the fact that this comment has the most likes rn…😭🙏🏽
@shantibunny7711same
Would
pezzy if you’re reading this I love you MORE
Dear god- soldier tf2 rip
If you're stuck in the realm from Dead by Daylight, its already over. As far as i remember no one has ever escaped the realm. The only person who really came close would become a killer themselves.
Yeah it’s basically a death loop and sadly you have no choice on how u get picked you just wake up there so just pray you don’t get plucked from reality into this one
Yea, he probably mean like if he could escape just one round though
supposedly Alan Wake escaped, But I have no idea if that is true or not. Not too into DBD
Droid would be the one who doesn’t take the situation seriously and end up pissing a monster off
Pezzy would be the one who would die trying to figure out the story/lore of what happened instead of trying to survive.
Grizzy would be the only one physically strong enough to fight a monster, but probably run away
And Puffer would be the one who does nothing
Nah you foul for that 😂
Shocking that all of them are legible to be the first one to die lmao
All of them would absolutely run
this is funny cus its true
Podcast reference
Can yall wear heart rate monitors, like Pezzy does, for future horror videos like the box one?
That is actually not a bad idea
@flaming-skeleton I doubt grizzys arm can even handle a heart rate monitor.
Ong, put the bras on
16:07 Droid is talking about Mr. X from 2, while the one in DBD is Nemesis is from 3
Fuck all happens in Pennsylvania, that's why we're so happy to talk to random strangers, lol
Whoaaa. Speak for yourself! Pennsylvania got history too bro 😭
@babidavi6910 I live here, I've seen all the history
@Shblingus I live here too. The overall vibe of a Pennsylvanian is "mildly uncomfortable."
23:45 the way that people become a wendigo is when someone who is starving gets so desperate for food that they eat human flesh and get possessed by the wendigo spirit, which is why all of those wendigo's were caged up because killing them just releases the spirit from their body and then the spirit can go possess someone else.
The fears to fathom games aren't reddit stories they are submitted directly to the developer
How do we know the veracity of those submissions though? Obviously it would take effort to really confirm them, and I’m not saying I think they’re all fake, I’m just genuinely curious. It’s good they’re not just from Reddit, that does help a little. I wanna know how the dev learns the stories before making them into the games, because it’s so amazing but terrifying that they’re based on real stuff.
@KingbimmyI think its from direct emails and they talk with the people, pick and choose what stories they put out
@Kingbimmy some are obviously fake, like lets not kid ourselves 😭🙏 pmo how much of a selling point that is, some of these are truly poorly written, I wont really elaborate so I get it yall wont trust me, but seriously anyone can submit a story and they will pick whichever is interesting, that does NOT mean its real events
for the mouthwashing stuff, curly was partly to blame cuz he knew jimmy SA'd anya and didn't do anything about it.
oh nvm u guys picked up on it LOL
Funny because if Curly confronted Jimmy from the beginning and got him to the police before they journeyed further they'd all be safe. Curly didn't say a word (maybe because Jimmy was "his buddy") and that's why he held onto guilt. Jimmy should've walked the plank fr fr
@caratcake7704 for me at least I think the reason why I’m a bit more forgiving towards curly is because I think he represents the everyday man. Or at least what probably 99% of us would do in the situation that he was put through. Because honestly, what would you actually have done? We can say “oh we could’ve done this” very easily because where are the outsiders looking in. what would you actually do in that situation? And also, yeah, I do think Jim you really would’ve walked to the plank if curly didn’t do anything, it’s unfortunately a very common manipulation tactic, “ if you do ___ then I’m going to kms”
@xuanphamehe It really boiled down to a person who did significant harm getting by almost with little to no consequence, compared to a person who did a human oversight led to their extensive suffering and inability to get closure themselves. The parallels within the themes of responsibility is the reason why I love this game.
@xuanphamehe Um...no? 99% wouldn't do what Curly did. Talk about yourself my guy. As for me? I'm immediately putting him in a makeshift jail cell until the journey finishes the moment I even catch wind of what happened. Remember, you're the captain here, the crew and the ship are all YOUR responsibility. And even if we cast the fact that we are the captain aside, any decent human being would immediately pull away Jimmy from Anya and try to talk to the captain about confining him somewhere until our trip is done.
12:18 Lady Dimitrescu moment
Can you guys pls link the videos that you are watching in the description? It would help a lot
☝️Yes please 💚
Its DerekFDB
"I would be afraid of Chucky"
"I would be afraid of Michael Myers"
"I would be afraid of Xenomorph"
The Dredge existing: 😨
Goated pfp
Not a*
The unknown: 🙃
@elkefransisca bruh
15:53 For the record, Nemesis is the name for the character from RE that is the same in DBD.
They talking about the killers in DBD and what ones they afraid of and I'm just sitting here like " Bro fucking Dracula from the Castlevaina games. Not show, GAMES! Its over man, I'll do it myself."
The thing that scared me the most in Until Dawn was mostly the Don't Move. Because if you moved, you're literally dead. Like no "try again" nothing. You're dead.
Also the whole sound for it is intense too
10:35 puffer, grizzy, droid are all shocked but then theres pezzy just casually drinking water lmao
11:01 There technically is an order you can play it in. Starting with the original games, that introduces Chris Redfeild who shows up in 8, and Leon who shows up in 9. You don’t have to play the 90s and 2000s games you can play just the remakes. Resident Evil 5 and 6 are considered the ‘drop off’ of the series for writing stuff, Ethan Winters appears in 7 and 8.
9:23 Droid if i see a window in this scenario, either the old man going out of it, or I am. full sprint ahead.
respectfully this comment would be funnier if u didnt say full sprint ahead
@Xylo6ixwhy you revising his comment for him?
23:58 ......grizzy is gonna love re9.....
Also to add to that you’re basically stuck in a loop where also if the entity fucks with a killer a lot then it’ll basically give those killers more overpowered abilities to kill the survivors
Absolutely IMPOSSIBLE
Edit: CURLY 100% HAD CONTROL TO STOP THE SITUATION FROM GOING FURTHER BUT WAS SO COMPLACENT WANTING TO FIND A MIDDLE GROUND HE LET JIMMY WALK RIGHT PAST HIM SAYING THE MOST OMINOUS STUFF IMAGINABLE
21:00 Wendigoon mentioned 💯💯💯
Let's goooo love iceberg boy
13:57 Put me in the game coach 🏃♂️➡️
16:08 no Droid, that's the first guy, called Tyrant. Leon and Claire's story in 2. Nemesis is the one that says "Stars!", and be hunting STAR agents, in 3.
To be fair, this is the same guy that was like “you dont need to play any of the previous games” for Resident Evil so of course he gonna be wrong
15:54 damn droid and pezzy's hands were SYNCED
Ok, but which Analog Horror series could you guys survive?
Kaneki is actually one of the most broken killers in the game
Was gonna mention that as soon as I heard it
I think you guys would save your baby. The moment you hold your child for the first time, you would let the world burn for the child.
15:21 Xenomorph can swim and can do it quite well, there is also in fact variations of xenomorphs that are more adapted to aquatic mobility (one of the skins for xeno in dbd is a great example of this) not to mention that as far as I can remember, xenomorphs don't need oxygen to survive, Im not sure they even need to breathe, they just do it to be creepy or something
From a Until Dawn Fan:
It was a year anniversary when they decided to meet up again.
There were about 14 miners who were saved from the collapse but turned into wendigo because they ate the other dead miners.
They did change the graphics in the latest version, but they also made a few minor tweaks and added a new ending.
I love the story of Until Dawn, because if you weren't paying attention to the right thing and didn't focus on the wendigo, you'd just think it was some "teens on a mountain with a killer on it" type game. Also, I'm a Hannah hater. I don't think she deserved to fall off the cliff, BUT she knew her friend was dating her crush (Mike), tried to sleep with him, and then, ON PURPOSE, ran outside into the snowstorm hoping Mike would chase after her, which he almost does.
All evidence is from the game. The magazine Hannah was reading told her to run away to get the boy to chase her, along with her personal notes and things found around the game.
That's why Sam will always be my girl. She really can't die until the end scene with the wendigo.
holy refresh plus i would NOT SURVIVE ANY HORROR GAME on god
this guy below me is a pezzy frog we dont hate tho
17:39 pyramid head is the representation of silent hill 2’s main protagonist james from killing his wife. but he became too mainstream that he kinda became a executor and its own being for silent hill which isn’t really true. silent hill brings out your true insecure trauma and manifest it in person, so everyone will get their own personal hellish creatures to chase you around the town
Yeah didn’t he 🍇 a dude because he did it to other women?
15:33 CLIP THAT
Curly basically is an Enabler and brushed off what Jimmy did to Anya, thats his whole thing. Anya got her bodily autonomy striped from her and violated and Curly gets his striped from him & violated by jimmy (forced to take meds) or something like that?
6:10 thats just northern england lmfao. everyone just talks to each other in the street and is usually pretty friendly, u get the bus and theres a good chance some old lady is gon have a convo with u about where your going or how u r. I remember one time i was walking home from school (i was like 15 or so and like 6ft 2ish) and this old guy was walking past me and stopped and asked me what i do and i was like ummm i go to school nothing else rly and he was like rly cause ur so tall? and then walked away with a smile and i was like ummm ok and then carried on as usual
so when will pezzy play resident evil I been hoping for so long 🙂
DBD is probably the highest likelihood for survivability. It’s a mix of run, hide and objective completion, you technically can’t die because the entity won’t let you stay dead so you have the rest of eternity to understand how to survive and get better at repairing the generators.
Doubt it ngl
I think it would be mentally taxing tho because constantly dieing would fuck with your mental state
@X4gooIf i remember correctly, when the survivors die they loose their memories. The entity that rules the realm does that so that it can continue feeding on their emotions.
@mad_510ah okay thanks for the correction
31:41 nope. It will be "stop the s.a" and then homie wouldn't have went over the deep end. Because he r-worded the doc 🥺
Not to mention they just added Vecna to DBD’s roster 💀
2:42 thats when you pull out your do hickey and start asking questions
Fellas, you didn’t watch the second part, you only watched 1 and 3
11:12 Resident evil has a single story that stretches across all games with multiple characters. Chris and Leon have been in the most games. I would recommend playing the main titles in order to understand the plot as a whole Cuse it can/ will get complicated.
Yall should react to Scumtown High! By JayDaddy It’s basically Scary Movie but with a way lower budget and it is VERY FUNNY
As a person from Pennsylvania its mostly smaller towns spread all throughout and tourism is specific places and almost all of us are nice and try to welcome others that havent been around before
i wanna see an hour of pezzy talking about horror games he is the master at this stuff
Another thing about Kaneki is that he can close the distance in a chase so quickly that he could be halfway across the map and catch your ass in seconds
W caseoh reference leons butt 😂
D- DAD??
3:16 Well there probably is some exaggeration in some scenes, but I heard that according to the actual story of the production of The Conjuring movies, the producers, or someone else because I can't exactly remember now, mentioned there were some events that were so bad/terrifying that they couldn't be included in the movies.
Whoever reads this. ..I love you gang.
🌿For Resident Evil🌿
At the very least play
2, 4, 7, 8, 9
2, 4, 9 are Leon’s story
2 has two protagonists with an A and B campaign to choose from for both characters (Leon/Claire), so at the very least play the game twice.
7, 8 are Ethan’s story
I also recommend playing Resident Evil 3 but it’s a different protagonist (Jill from Re1) and isn’t largely connected to the others listed
At some point I recommend playing all RE games from 1-9 and other spinoffs to get the overall story but 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9 are usually the games newcomers to RE play.
Grizzy please play Resident Evil! This franchise is GOATed!
Love you guys!! Use code CLOO ❤
17:15 jason can teleport and he walks super quickly, is main nerf is not being able to swim
Living in Pennsylvania almost all my life as an introvert sucks, like I don’t wanna talk with everyone 🥲
Nah, once I saw they have Castlevania Dracula on that list, I'm out, you can't win, none of us are Belmont.
Grizzy if you want to play Resident Evil and get a complete story out it here is the order you should play the games:
2, 3, 4, 6, and 9 For the Leon Kennedy Saga
7 and 8 for the Ethan Saga
Finally 1 and 5 are the Chris Redfield saga.
7 and 8 do reference Chris so if you want to learn why he is important than I do recommend going 1, 5, 7, and then 8.
But that is your choice.
Funny thing, is Ghost Face in BDB is different from the movie characters. Hes 6+ ft tall, can essentially mask his presence and noise he makes, and is strong as shit. Not in your supernatural sense, but like human sense. Enough to where hes easily overpowering 90% of people he comes across. Plus, since hes a stalking type, he normally waits and watches. Will hit you qith false attacks to test you, or lead you on
1:46 that’s literally what I was thinking bro
Puffer probably doesn't even know what's going on because he doesn't play horror games
I'm sure he has some knowledge but not the same level as the others
in dead by daylight the unknown is the most terrifying creature hands down.
i love how pezzy just completely declined to tell any of them that your """wife""" that gets shot to pieces at the start of RE8 is actually just a skinwalker 😂😂😂
Pyramid head is only a representation of the main char of the silent hill game he appears in
6:00 Pezzy doesn't like kind polite strangers.
17:20 fun fact! Some of the people involved with the Friday the 13th game are making a Michael Myers game :)) I'm SO excited for it. Also... Mikey cannot TP in DBD. The only one that technically TPs is Nurse :D The one I'm most scared of unironically IS Kaneki because he's BROKEN and other than just totally nerfing him there's not much Behavior can do lmao
Edit: ALSO!!! DBD you don't perma die, I'm pretty sure the lore is just that you're in a form of purgatory that the Entity throws you into, so no matter what you "survive".
Edit 2: 21:25 Yea so it is exaclty a year after the deaths in Until Dawn. The characters only come back because Josh (the brother) really wanted them to and insinuated that it would help him grieve. There WERE a few changes in the new one, but the only really notable one was the end scene. The hall scene WAS in the OG, because that's where Mike can get the wolf buddy
i feel pezzy because i love in philly that is seen as a dangerous place but that is how everybody acts smiles and and always waving at you
12:55 This is funny cause rn DBD is so survivors sided.
As a PA resident we just being nice bro 😭🙏
Day one of asking them to react to ish’s 1000 players simulate civilization
0:45 yes and i love grizzy more for noticing
Y'all should react to best sounding cars
I'll love to see you guys react to all DBD Killer trailers
So when we gonna get them playing DBD👀😂
Fr we need it
22:22 omg it’s the guy who played Freddie mercury in the movie Bohemian Rapsody
ik droid was happy as hell with this thumbnail
PA is just one big happy family
17:30 I remember when the character first came out and everyone made fanart with them as babygirl or just smut too
You guys need to play Dead Bye Daylight with Brian so he can do the voices to scare the hell out of Grizzy 🤣
15:55 they snap at the same time
15:29 ken konekki
If i was in a room with any of these characters i would be CLOOLESS
You will be burned at the stake
5:35 I’m from Pennsylvania and I can confirm it’s like this😂
17:53 unknown and dredge would kill you in an instant just for knowing they exist
Not much is entertaining enough to ignore ww3 but this put a smile on my face😊
39:09 it's basically a term for body regulation- how your body manages/balances things like internal temperature, glucose levels, pH balance for example
Bio major lol
You guys should check some confession stories from Degenerocity, like school or work confessios. Or check out Josiah Schneider
Bro I love Degenerocity’s videos of the confessions, his reactions to the out of pocket ones got me rolling
@SwaggyDr1pL0rd facts
11:03 yeah just play 7 if you wanna play 8 it explains a LOT of the mc background
Yall should react to every mori from Dead by Daylight
Honestly, the situation with Mouthwash was screwed from the very beginning
Jimmy getting a job at the Tulpar was basically the first domino to the crew's demise
Grizzy has experians trust him 16:13
For the Ironbark lookout story, i can say with 99% certainty, it wasnt dramatized at all. You ask any Park or Forest Ranger that has some years put in about the cults, especially deep in National parks, they will either avoid the subject like the plague or will acknowledge it & actively avoid checking certain parts because of them.
It is one of the very few subjects i wouldnt ever fuck around with, because the stories go from coast to coast and back to the 50's and probably further.
I wanted to check the channel out but odd they don’t have the channel linked in the description. I know they showed his channel name at the end but having it in the description makes it 10x easier to check them out.
"Jigsaw" shows Amanda Young
I always find it funny in a way how people will gaslight themselves into thinking they're living in a horror setting
5:39 damm really
tho just us whaow
Pretty damn early this time, wild. Please watch more of these man 🙏
Love the pants grizzy
I so agree with pezzy on the PA thing. I live in PA and sometimes I just wanna be left alone at school, but everyone just keeps wanting to talk.