I Hosted A $1000 Cursed Pokemon R34 Tournament...
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- Sooo this is a Nux Taku video that was recorded a while ago and was uploaded but removed by RUclips... for the longest time I didn't have a backup to reupload but it turns out the goat @Bloodrunks had a downloaded copy for his clip channel so this piece of lost art hath been recovered so check out the unfortunate contestants in this very cursed pokemon tournament@pchaldaily @Trickywi and @FreamVT and enjoy the ride...
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With Nux, there is no fear of demonetization. In death, we are one. In death, we are strong. In death, we are the Nux Legion
Honk legion!!!!!
Why do i know where this comes from?
@@Pigeonfanatic9 because, you just read it?
@@revenantronin8377 nope, because I didn't have that comment when I commented. I know it because I watched that same creator and was surprised to find it here. Besides, that comment is just the Honk Legion. It doesn't say where it's from.
By the way, sorry if it sounded aggressive in any way, not my intention.
Chuckles would definitely watch nux
Read the description, everyone.
Lol I forget videos have descriptions
Bro has like 40 terabytes of nux videos
I watched it again because it's just good content. Only if you don't watch his videos would you not recognize a past one.
I thought this video was familiar
i recognized the thumbnail
23:53 "Shoutout to all the kids that stick their-"
OH NO
"-fingers into electric sockets."
...Well, there are worse ways that sentence could have ended!
Thanks to Bloodrunks, and it's cool to see this back with all the Pokémon degeneracy one could want
Fun fact about the Lugia pick: Lugia was specifically designed to be a maternal pokemon, so while it was depicted with a masculine voice in the anime the fact that it is today lewded as a milf pokemon is arguably the original intention.
Thanks for the shoutout
My dude is the Nux archaeologist
Da Goat is here!🎉
Nonono thank YOU!
I would like but 69
31:23 Nemona is a champion, the game treats her like a rival but the beginning of the Scarlet/Violet goes out of it's way to tell you she's a champion.
Damn. It's been a hot minute since he's done one of these tournaments.
Wait, this WAS lost media??? Based Bloodrunks.
7:04 JAN HAS RESEARCHED ALMOST EVERY POKÉMON
Oh nah
He has Perfect information
sauce for the thumbnail cynthia pic. thank you very much.
The sauce is getalife
@duskmoonlight8705 nice seeing you here 💀
It is ai generated by morel1games3 using nemu's waifu generator
@@giantmastersword God Bless
You need to Collab with Alpharad at least once, need to see true chaos
Always good to have an entertaining discussion on Pokemon and the wonderful streamers who specialize in studying them.
Fun fact, Silver (the Gen 2 rival) is Giovanni's son, and the manga predicted that a full generation before the HGSS games came out and added an in-game event involving Celebi where we find out that they're related.
And then a "every Pokemon depiction crossover" has Game Silver vent to Lance about it.
No wonder he
However, the circumstance of the reveal is very different between the game and the manga.
So yeah, Giovanni canonically fucks.
And no wonder Silver hates Team Rocket in every depiction, despite being a pokemon thief himself.
No wonder he
What a throw back!!! Thank you Nux! I needed this today!
Shelby!? I was not expecting this cross over, I remember watching Trickywii when I was a kid, man how things have changed.
i was watching her all the way back during those pokémon fact videos seven or so years ago. the character development is insane
I was so excited when she first became a VTuber. If you haven't yet, check out her collab with Sinder that happened a while ago where they talked about their love of Pokémon and Okami. There are at least clips of the collab.
@@Tony_AM009That crossover had me laughing the whole time. I look forward to every crossover with them involved.
Never knew I needed bodybuilder Cynthia before that thumbnail.
I’m happy to finally be able to rewatch this classic Nux Taku masterpiece of a game show!!!!!!!
"Remember Emilia? Remember Rem?"
Everyone: Who's Rem?
12:45 My friend told me that Nintendo intended for Gen 9 to appeal more to furries. And I have no idea where he pulled that idea from. Cause nearly every pokemon in Gen 9 is butt ugly.
In terms of the kind of appeal for dem furries, then you right. In terms of actual design though, I disagree.
@@numberhunter62 no, I mean in general. You got tumbleweed and tumbleweed+. You've got the worse crab pokemon ever made, I didn't even think it was possible to beat Crabominable. They've got the bird with the gross skin flap. You've got literal sushi and worse Whiscash. You've got a single pokemon design stretched over a three stage evolution. An ugly as sin evolution for Primeape. The duck starter, god, it looks like it's got parasites. The most boring design in smoliv, like are you kidding this is what a preschooler would draw and call a pokemon. The electric frog thing, literal robot is a bit weird for the wild. Motorcycle lizard, they did that one three different ways and called one a legendary. Made two ugly lines of dogs. Tandemaus looks like an unfinished model, and I thought everyone complained about Kangaskhan being hatched with a child in its pouch when this is worse. Salt golem, like you could have tried to make it more interesting. The same fish from last Gen. Ugly ass dolphin paladin, like the dolphin design is okay, but seriously it evolves into the same design with a heart on its chest and its hero form sucks. Fluttermane is basically the only paradox pokemon to look reasonably good, I don't know why every future pokemon is a robot it is so uncreative. Do I have to point out that it makes no sense to have past versions of the legendary beasts, they were changed through Ho-oh. You can't tell me that Walking Wake was the thing that died in Burned Tower, I refuse to believe it.
I thought a video like would be main channel stuff but W video nonetheless, GOOD JOB BOSS
This is a repost of a video from his main channel that got nuke to oblivion by RUclips.
I remember watching this before then I read the description. Super enjoyable still.
If u want nux shmentai videos , i got those too
Do you have the one with the girl who had a terrible life
The GOAT
@@jaycobrepka1129🧐📸
This was a good one, great players in the tournament too...
34:04 we all remember cascoon
Okay this was fun and hilarious. Nux will you go back to trying to corrupt more people with Furrymon next? Also loved Tricky's tribute to Evan.
Dumb idea, that is potentially free content for you Nux. If you every decide to do another Pokemon R34 tournament, try and get 8 people, make 12 rounds. At the end, inform them that they aren't finished yet, from the 12 pokemon they have each picked, they now have to build a team on Pokemon Showdown, in bracket elimination tournament, with the true winner, being the one who wins the tournament with the pokemon they chose.
The crazy thing about it is, the thing that gave away how long ago this was recorded to me, was Jan specifically giving shout out to Yaki... Yaki, a vtuber that got exposed to be a horrible person, about a year+ ago.....
There's no laws against the Pokémon Batman
HOW DID NOBODY VOTE RAPIDASH IN HOMOUR OF BRONY GOD CARSON?
So proud of Trickii choosing Arcanine.
Even if I have seen this before, I will watch it again! As I do not remember how it goes, and I LOVE Nux torturing his friends with his tournaments and gameshows!
Jan had entirely too much fun reading that Cascoon stuff
Isn't this from the main channel?
Experimenting with getting around the shadow ban perhaps
Nvm read the description
Read description
For the starter one, pikachu is technically a starter
But not a proper one
I saw Jan on the thumbnail and thought "there is no way he is in a rule 34 Nux video" and the moment I started watching I was so confused 😂
Just when we needed it most, the r34 tournaments returned
Bro I can't believe I knew this was a re-upload from the intro of the guests. Your videos leave more of an impact than I previously thought. Impressive.
True fans rewatch till the end.
Watch every R34 tourny ever, it's self care
Jans face os "wtf did i get myself into" is priceless.
all these competitions nux makes are always so close and incredibly fun
I'm disappointed that no one picked Larry for gym leader or elite four category.
42:37 (Mulan 2, lesson #1) Lycanroc, ha, ha, I must be hard
Living in Germany I can now live in peace knowing that I can get nux merch shipped to my country
BLOODRUNKS the GOAT
The return of lost content
Ah, the lost episode!
For a couple months I was trying to find it because I was listening to all of the challenges, but this one was marked as unavailable. ^^
I do hope though one day these return, really fun to see people's reactions to the numbers of entries. XD
i love how how pokemon challenges has pointed out he shouldn't be going first if he won last round. me realizing that it matters
my choice for least r34 entries was rellor, thinking there would be literally ZERO, there is EXACTLY ONE! I was actually shook
Nemona is indeed a Champion from the start, and is one of the reasons she pushes the Player Character to become a Champion so they can be Rivals of equal standing
Gen 8 - imma say Cinderace (holy that was close lmao)
Personally researched - I mean Gardevoir lmao (probably was the trick word but hey)
Starter Pokémon : it HAS to be Pikachu though
Gen 9 : Meowscarada has to be the trick word so I say Sprigatito (called it)
Ash Harem : Misty has to be the trick word so I’ll go with May (damn… well played)
Gen 2 : has to be Umbreon
Elite 4 member : I’ll try Olivia… but if Champions are allowed I would go Lorelei since there’s no way Cynthia isn’t the trick word there (ayy I’m cookin)
Legendary Pokemon : I’m going Lugia for this one cause people are weird (Latias was a good pick tho)
Gen 5 : Zoroark has to be trick word, soooo I’m going Reshiram for this one
Base form Pokemon : already said Pikachu so Eevee is my next best bet (ehh I thought of Pikachu so it counts I think)
Digimon : I only know Renamon which means it’s the trick word. Idfk
Used on my first game : Blaziken has been said already, and I probably used Gardevoir at some point, which means I used Kirlia which is my answer. (Yeah no way I beat Charizard with this)
Gym leader : Misty has to be trick word so I’ll probably go Nessa here (too easy)
Champion : Cynthia has to be trick word so I’ll try Steven (oooo I didn’t think of Nemona so if she counts I would put her) (damnn I overestimated the male ones I’d have put Iris instead if I knew)
Gen 6 : Braixen has been put soooo I'll say Goodra then?
Least entries : I'd have to put a random gen 9 one... I'll say Varoom
Evil Team : Lusamine is probably the trick word. I'll go Penny I guess, not really an "evil" team but it works. Also by that logic Marnie would probably be the best bet but she's been said already (lmao I forgot about Jessie so Lusamine would have been the best bet)
Gen 4 : Coin toss between Lopunny and Lucario... I'll try Lucario (also Lopunny has already been picked I guess) (damn my bad... Glaceon would probably have been the best one to say then)
Gen 1 : Pikachu, Eevee, Vaporeon, Mewtwo and Charizard are all gone... So I'll try Flareon I guess?
Gen 7 : I'll try Salazzle (yoo Lycanroc is a crazy pick tho)
Any Pokemon : all the biggest ones are out.... Gimme Sylveon i guess (ayooo same brain)
Gen 3 : If Zangoose hasn't been picked already I'm chosing that, otherwise I have no idea anymore, I'll just go Grovyle (Daaaamn Absol I forgot about yet because of that I'm still safe)
Pseudo Legendary : obviously Goodra but it's already been said so I'll go Dragonair
Monotype : I'll go Zoroark since it hasn't been said
I would like to mention Nemona is a champion they have multiple of them. After the main E4 storyline the are 3 known paldean champions "Nemona is one of the top ranked trainers in Paldea, having become a Champion during a *previous Treasure Hunt*, making her the youngest trainer to ever pass the Champion Assessment. " "Unlike in previously introduced Leagues, in Paldea, Gyms can be challenged in any order, and *multiple Trainers can hold the Champion title simultaneously.*" So she was right, she picked one of Paldea's multiple champions
An R34 game ain't R34 enough if there's no Lopunny. This one passed.
I love whenever we get a video like this one. Kinda shocked nobody said Hypno for their Gen 1 pick. That would probably get a bunch of results.
I am a huge fan of pChal’s content! How did I miss this?!
Awe yes the video that introduced me to mewtwo shaped girls
Let's be real though Nintendo knew what they were doing with some of these designs *cough cough salazzlelopunnyandgardevoir cough*
Reminder that the Braxian main that won Pokken Tournament at EVO won it because he wanted more Braxian R34.
Can't believe the dude just pronounced his name JAN the entire video long.
Me: * sees a muscle mommy version of Cynthia in thumbnail, Neurons are activated * Please let it be true!
Jan looks like, he doesn't want ot be there XD
New idea. R34 Nuzlocke Racing Challenge:
Streamers speedrun an agreed upon pokemon game under nuzlocke rules. Each Gym has a rule 34 question when they beat it. 1 point per right answer, and 2 points for beating the elite four under nuzlocke rules. First person to beat the elite four stops the challenge for everyone, and if your team loses, you lose 3 points.
Letssss giooo love the boysssss
Bloodrunks is a chad
Its always fun getting tricki on these seeing as she got her start doing Pokémon top tens. Ahh the good times
It honestly still surprises me that companies willingly sponsor nux given his content but I’m glad they do as it’s definitely some of the funniest nsfw stuff on RUclips
Knowing Gen 7 as the one with Rowlet is so unbelievably based
Fun fact: Tricky actually rapped as Diantha in a cypher
Nux: 42:52 my god it deserves everything
Me: salutes him
15:49 I wouldve picked the white one that cant touch pokemon from aloha
Love to revisit old videos cuz half the time I don't remember shit on who won lol
RUclipss resistance only makes Nux stronger.
There can never be enough R34 tournaments
i am (not so) happy to inform that lugia is now at 6000
Thanks I’ve looked up a lot of these 😂😂😂
I know that Ogerpon didn't exist when this vid was originally posted, but there was another waifu besides Meowscarada back then; Iron Valiant. It was part Gardevoir, part Gallade, and part robot.
since this video has been posted there is 3k more posts under the eevee tag, renamon by 4k
Don't worry king i rewatched the whole thing
That...that was me. My first Pokemon game was Blue. Squirtle never left my party. Blastoise was so cool hehe
32:12 is that Lancer from Deltarune? He's a child, like seven years old. We have fallen far as a society.
nah probably Lancer from Fate, that burly guy
@@boshman11 oo true
Ya? Even porn of Anya from the spy family exists. Humanity is doomed.
Im not even slightly surprised yan won this ive seen his chat an his thirst for lopunny 😭🤣🤣🤣
The fact that salazzle wasn’t picked is just unbelievable
Why is Pokémon cursed with having an R34 Community?! This just makes me happy I stopped playing after Pokémon Blue.
Literally EVERYTHING has an R34 community.
This has to be the most blind and innocent take ever.
You poor soul... Need I remind you what Rule 34 IS?
R34 is literally about everything in existance having R34 content, pokemon has infinite characters, what did you expect to happen?
Everything has R34 it's not exclusive to Pokemon LoL.
6:20 amazing choice tricky
7:05 Hehehe. Salazzle. Need i say more😂
I was surprised no one said Reshiram for the legendary. I was even more surprised when I checked and saw that Lugia still would've won over Reshiram. Crazy!
I was surprised no one said Zoroark for Gen 5
@@langdonledwig3734 Zoroark would've been my choice for Gen 5 as well. But it's my favorite pokemon too, so I'm biased. It's just that when I think of lewdable legendary pokemon I think I've seen way more Reshiram than even pokemon like Meloetta.
I am suprised that no one even thought of lucario
This feels like a reupload but it’s not 💀. The “ssss” inhale bit, nux not knowing about r/girls shaped like mewtwo, having Jan and tricky in the same video😂
Nemona was the champio though, they also tell you directly she was alredy the champion she just decides to go all over again and be our rival but she was alredy the champion there.
Nux, you realize that these tournaments are probably why you got blacklisted on main, right? You're smart, so you probably just don't care. Get that bag
Oddly this does make me want to hear a Cynthia theme remix for some reason. The more orchestral like the better.
47:00 bro took a page out of his rivals book
This, is so cursed, that my youtube crashed twice before it could play.😂
Thought this was an old post until a the numbers mentioned seemed very recent, and when marnie was mentioned I was certain😅
Bruh the way Tricky responds leaves me stuttering
Nux needs to make a corn parody of this with gore instead of porn the wheel would be only categories we wish weren't...
Pchall's vtuber model is insanely realistic wtf
Realistic?
Wow surprised no one picked Lusamine for the villains. XD
Your internet's bad? OH, yeah non your uploads looked that great in 1080p. I think you should invest in Nvidia NVENC hardware.
AN ANIMAL OR NOT THE LINE GETS BLURRY
nux ads feel like a fever dream lol
I missed content like this
Nice quality sponsor
Sad no one picked Lusamine or Gothita
Jan was dying inside through the whole thing
by technicality nemona is one but also a rival
Nux, I got an ad on this video (that was uploaded 2weeks ago apparently) how is it monetized???
my first ever pokeomon game is both Leaf Green and Sapphire simultaneously (my father works as a garbage man and sometimes people throw away stuff like how he found my Advance SP and stuff but will leave it in cases and on top of the trash can for people) and while i dont remember anything but my starter for pokemon i used i remember my main pokemon that i solo'd the Elite 4 with was Rayquaza but i doubt that would get many results