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  • @Gideon_Judges6
    @Gideon_Judges6 7 месяцев назад +2192

    Fortified with iron, or contaminated by stupidity? You be the judge.

    • @FunkFPV
      @FunkFPV  7 месяцев назад +67

      😂😂

    • @johndoe-so2ef
      @johndoe-so2ef 7 месяцев назад +16

      I work in a certain large internet super sale facility... The amount of food that travels along the conveyor with chemicals right next to it....... And stuff breaks open all the time.....

    • @oogaboogaman0046
      @oogaboogaman0046 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@johndoe-so2efsounds delicious

    • @BrianNichol
      @BrianNichol 7 месяцев назад +4

      a little of both i guess 😆

    • @superslash7254
      @superslash7254 7 месяцев назад +10

      He's just adding all kinds of nutrients to the food. Iron, magnesium, potassium, bacterium, and tetanus.

  • @scarab077
    @scarab077 7 месяцев назад +2731

    The look on that guy's face proves there was no thinking involved.

    • @redwar7253
      @redwar7253 7 месяцев назад +26

      Not at all 😂

    • @metallurgy3586
      @metallurgy3586 7 месяцев назад +41

      I was going to say the same, but just his face in general 😂

    • @leonardticsay8046
      @leonardticsay8046 7 месяцев назад +74

      That’s a derpface if i saw one. I wouldn’t hire. Period. Lights on upstairs but nobody’s home.

    • @bentuttle9170
      @bentuttle9170 7 месяцев назад +26

      The Romans knew that the best recruits for the army were those with "lively" eyes because they were typically the individuals who were smart enough to survive in battle. This dude definitely wouldn't have been taken into the legions...

    • @Dwayne_Bearup
      @Dwayne_Bearup 7 месяцев назад +1

      No thinker involved, in fact.

  • @frankie-3598
    @frankie-3598 7 месяцев назад +1313

    That guy doesn't look like a worker, he looks like he just happened to find himself in the grocery store with a grinder

    • @voraxe3032
      @voraxe3032 7 месяцев назад +64

      The modder jusy spawned him in

    • @brookelord3448
      @brookelord3448 7 месяцев назад +37

      He has the right boots on, but it looks like he just bought them. 😂

    • @Vicus_of_Utrecht
      @Vicus_of_Utrecht 7 месяцев назад +13

      I thought he was a thief at first

    • @RealismAndHonor
      @RealismAndHonor 7 месяцев назад +16

      The belt and jeans too, my guy is absolutely using that walmart discount

    • @nazaxprime
      @nazaxprime 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yup

  • @matt92hun
    @matt92hun 7 месяцев назад +1157

    "Just one bottle, what could go wrong?"
    - his mom about 45 years ago, probably

    • @redsunrises8571
      @redsunrises8571 7 месяцев назад +75

      Bottle of what, Everclear?

    • @ryanwilliams6526
      @ryanwilliams6526 7 месяцев назад +86

      ​@@redsunrises8571 A bottle of formula milk. She dropped a 2 litre bottle of it right on the top of his head by accident though.

    • @JDnFL
      @JDnFL 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@ryanwilliams6526😂😂😂 perfect

    • @kamikrazywarboy2008
      @kamikrazywarboy2008 7 месяцев назад +9

      No...32. But definitely the rest

    • @FunkFPV
      @FunkFPV  7 месяцев назад +30

      😂😂😂

  • @NumquamDeorsum
    @NumquamDeorsum 7 месяцев назад +277

    Grocery stores are absolutely disgusting. I got called out to a Fresh Market in Cincinnati for a sewage backup. 100,000 sq feet of sewage water throughout the store. They had employees standing in it, using squeegees to push it out the front door. They were staying open for business during all this. The sushi counter workers were sloshing through sewage and still making sushi! I took tons of photos and called the health department. Health department had to make them close early for the night.

    • @FiltyIncognito
      @FiltyIncognito 7 месяцев назад +39

      Good on you. Thanks for looking out for other people.

    • @benb9151
      @benb9151 7 месяцев назад +16

      So a grocery store was disgusting due to an unusual accident

    • @marsbase3729
      @marsbase3729 7 месяцев назад +27

      to be fair, it depends on the store. been on grocery for about 29 years and yeah some are gross, but some actually have competent management that makes sure everyone keeps everything up to code. also as a matter of work ethic and just human decency, I look out for the customers by helping them find stuff or removing anything, that's safety hazard, health hazard or both.

    • @NumquamDeorsum
      @NumquamDeorsum 7 месяцев назад +19

      @benb9151 Yeah, because I would base my judgment off of one event OR I could make an entire list of every single grocery store I've been to with sewage in it. Out of 50 grocery stores, only 1 chose to close and have professional cleaners sanitize it. Aldi's.

    • @MisterMick113
      @MisterMick113 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@benb9151no, what was disgusting was employees continuing to work in those conditions. Fecal matter can contain many unpleasant bacteria and viruses that could potentially kill some people in vulnerable populations. Sloshing around in sewage water opens up the possibility of getting poop water on the sushi which would then likely infect whoever ate it and if it was someone older or a child they could get very sick and die. Any incident where you have a sewage backup like that health code requires the establishment to shut down.

  • @filthyphil28
    @filthyphil28 7 месяцев назад +126

    I should show my techs at work your videos and pose the question "If you think you could feature on this channel, maybe you should rethink how you're going to do that" LOL

    • @flchalice8339
      @flchalice8339 7 месяцев назад +2

      Hell, just thinking at all would be an accomplishment.

    • @backwoods6050
      @backwoods6050 7 месяцев назад +3

      Here's a McDonalds application. Goodbye.

  • @annasdad8008
    @annasdad8008 7 месяцев назад +169

    You’re calling him a “Gomer” but you seem to forget that the character Gomer Pyle was noted for being an excellent mechanic in the original Andy Griffith show.

    • @thetruth3108
      @thetruth3108 7 месяцев назад +7

      Same thing happened with bugs Bunny and the name Nimrod

    • @ProjectileGrommet
      @ProjectileGrommet 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@thetruth3108to be fair, nimrod was more ironic like calling someone Einstein but people more forgot as opposed to Gomer Pyle who was more of a sauvant idiot type and still more overtly an insult the whole time
      None of this matters. My comment is just because I’m bored. Have a wonderful day.

    • @PHOEBUSDANCER
      @PHOEBUSDANCER 7 месяцев назад +5

      That why this is a sarcasm joke and not a Gomer comparison.

    • @thetruth3108
      @thetruth3108 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@PHOEBUSDANCER this guy gets it

    • @user-ug5xr2gb6j
      @user-ug5xr2gb6j 7 месяцев назад +1

      Dude, he turned around. He looks exactly like private Pyle if he had a beard. 😂

  • @pamelah6431
    @pamelah6431 7 месяцев назад +85

    Turns out he was just some derp wandering around town looking for things to cut with his new toy.

    • @binaryglitch64
      @binaryglitch64 7 месяцев назад +6

      This would be funnier if I wasn't so worried that it might actually be true. Not necessarily in this case, but in the day and age we're living in... someone... someone...

    • @jamesmatthews291
      @jamesmatthews291 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@binaryglitch64"Florida man..." 😅

    • @binaryglitch64
      @binaryglitch64 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@jamesmatthews291" 'zack-lee "
      ~ The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party
      (An SNL character played by Cecily Strong)

  • @VictoriousGardenosaurus
    @VictoriousGardenosaurus 7 месяцев назад +68

    "i didn't know the welding slag and sparks would leave any marks on the glass."
    Real fucking conversation with the guy we bought a dozen welding blankets for.

    • @Kowyn
      @Kowyn 7 месяцев назад +11

      Was at a work site and there was a guy putting in handrails on a new building, he was spraying Sparks on a brand new window wall they had just put in the day before, wasn't even any of my business but had to say something, guy was completely clueless. Each one of those window panels was massive I bet you they were $10,000 each.

    • @RcPlayer-tt2vw
      @RcPlayer-tt2vw 7 месяцев назад +3

      I’ve done dumb stuff but was told to do the job the way we did it 😂 over spray on the neighbors cars is one of the them

    • @RcPlayer-tt2vw
      @RcPlayer-tt2vw 7 месяцев назад +6

      Tbf bosses pay un trained guys or kids and you learn on the job . This is different because it’s in a supermarket but plenty of guys who do demo , “ the world needs ditch diggers too “ 😂😂

    • @VictoriousGardenosaurus
      @VictoriousGardenosaurus 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@RcPlayer-tt2vw some guys who know better are lazy

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@RcPlayer-tt2vwbefore I done my apprenticeship (spraypainting), they were in a tiny industrial place, several sheds close together. They used to buy cut and polish for the neighbouring guys every month for the overspeat

  • @bicivelo
    @bicivelo 7 месяцев назад +142

    Look at the big happy proud smile on his face! “Look mommy, I make da spinny wheel make spawks!!!” 😅

    • @markspruill4129
      @markspruill4129 7 месяцев назад +4

      I use it by myself 🙂

    • @RcPlayer-tt2vw
      @RcPlayer-tt2vw 7 месяцев назад

      When I about 12 my neighbor went Karen on me using a grinder , I explained to her it’s ok I’m a professional but she didn’t want to hear it . Told my parents later on 😂

    • @bicivelo
      @bicivelo 7 месяцев назад

      @@RcPlayer-tt2vw youth is wasted on the young! 😀

  • @RobTriskele
    @RobTriskele 7 месяцев назад +14

    I heard a good phrase at work the other day that fits here.... "I only get paid from the neck down"

  • @LouJuan
    @LouJuan 7 месяцев назад +174

    Hey, Maw... Look! They let me use tools!!

    • @MikeBramm
      @MikeBramm 7 месяцев назад +3

      I'm surprised his Mom let him out of the basement.

    • @timezup16
      @timezup16 7 месяцев назад +2

      An everthang!

  • @lubrew5862
    @lubrew5862 7 месяцев назад +47

    Hey man, if you don’t have the face shield or safety glasses then use the safety squint method. Every true tradesman knows the awesome value of safety squints!

    • @mattlacasse5828
      @mattlacasse5828 7 месяцев назад +1

      When in doubt, pull safety squint method out!

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 7 месяцев назад +2

      But first you gotta check the lost and found for that guard.

    • @300and2CI
      @300and2CI 7 месяцев назад +5

      Right up there with the "instant N95" shirt trick

    • @mattlacasse5828
      @mattlacasse5828 7 месяцев назад

      @@MarcosElMalo2 the user is the guard

    • @Vicus_of_Utrecht
      @Vicus_of_Utrecht 7 месяцев назад

      I've had more shit hit my eyes WITH EYE PROTECTION than I ever did squinting (of which I never have had a speck hit).
      Just saying {25 years in the years trades, don't play me).

  • @eaglerider1826
    @eaglerider1826 7 месяцев назад +419

    When you see someone with work boots that are not dirty , watch out .

    • @Mtaalas
      @Mtaalas 7 месяцев назад +25

      This. though if you see a sparky who's tools are dirty, they're not very good sparky. :)

    • @RcPlayer-tt2vw
      @RcPlayer-tt2vw 7 месяцев назад +8

      Ha true I used buy construction boots from Walmart because they were very light easy on the back and feet all day but they wore out in 3 months , if I tried to wear boots like that when I worked in salvage yards they wouldn’t even last the day so you bought good boots fk I’m old I remember getting my first boots re souled , working we my father on the tow trucks, now I wear new balance sneakers 👟 😂

    • @alivape
      @alivape 7 месяцев назад +1

      Good catch

    • @Tampa_tom
      @Tampa_tom 7 месяцев назад +10

      Well to be fair there is always a first day once a year for new boots

    • @NFSgadzooks
      @NFSgadzooks 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Tampa_tomI wish my boots would last that long!

  • @mineown1861
    @mineown1861 7 месяцев назад +41

    Eat your greens , they're full of iron ... and aluminum oxide, silicon carbide , cubic boron nitride , and diamond.
    Client counters the contractors bill with a bill for that whole aisle full of groceries.

    • @BabaYaga214
      @BabaYaga214 7 месяцев назад +1

      Don't forget the fiberglass! That shit does wonders for the lungs when inhaled 🤠💪

    • @phillyphakename1255
      @phillyphakename1255 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@BabaYaga214much better than asbestos!

  • @VeProducctions
    @VeProducctions 7 месяцев назад +58

    They were probably going to cover it with some of those produce bags so you could get some melted plastic along with your metal shavings

  • @WebberAerialImaging
    @WebberAerialImaging 7 месяцев назад +24

    No guard or hearing protection, in addition to the eye protection. The OSHA fines would probably be more than the job was going to pay.

    • @Vicus_of_Utrecht
      @Vicus_of_Utrecht 7 месяцев назад +1

      I have super sensitive hearing, of all the 'required' PPE, ear protection is something I never forego, yet I wear Vibram Five Fingers on jobsites lol {it's literally impossible I would step on a nail or crush my toes, no complacency unlike 'work boots'}.
      I only recently started wearing a mask sanding drywall. That, concrete dust, insulation dust, mouse shit, lumber dust... I've breathed for more than 2 decades. I can still outrun youngin's- I regularly have fire pits, which humans evolved environmentally to breathe, and that's what kept my lungs clean.

    • @leorinshadowfang8677
      @leorinshadowfang8677 7 месяцев назад +2

      Pretty sure the health department would be willing to hand out a fine or two as well. The complete absence of any mental activity for prepping the work area is baffling.

    • @ATEC101
      @ATEC101 6 месяцев назад

      Humans evolved the ability to stand up and move to the 'Not in the smoke'. Glad to hear from an ancestor.@@Vicus_of_Utrecht

  • @andrewdobosz3682
    @andrewdobosz3682 7 месяцев назад +223

    Just adding extra iron to the produce, move along nothing to see here 😂

    • @stevena105
      @stevena105 7 месяцев назад +10

      Yep! Vegetarians gotta get their iron from somewhere!

    • @leonardticsay8046
      @leonardticsay8046 7 месяцев назад +1

      Lol.

    • @clockworkvanhellsing372
      @clockworkvanhellsing372 7 месяцев назад +3

      Thatßs where the metal shavings come from, that you can pull out of cereal with a magnet.

    • @michaelkoziak1693
      @michaelkoziak1693 7 месяцев назад +1

      And he's putting bits of metal into people's food. The guy doesn't think obviously.

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 7 месяцев назад +3

      They sell produce by weight, so the store management was OK with it.

  • @AbouttheLawn
    @AbouttheLawn 7 месяцев назад +10

    Used to do remodels on Walmart and anytime we had to work near the produce coolers I can guarantee that the slag from the cutting wheel is much healthier than what's usually beneath and on top of those coolers lol I used to kick mounds of dust on everything.. mind you that dust in years of human skin... Mmmm delicious

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 7 месяцев назад +3

      Dust IS NOT human skin! That's a popular myth that's entirely wrong. Dust may CONTAIN a small amount of human skin (less than 1%), but mostly it's other particles that fly through the air, but fall down in buildings due to the absence of wind.
      I really don't understand how this myth can persist so long, despite being so obviously untrue! You just gotta ask yourself: If dust was human skin, how come so much dust accumulates in abandoned places that no human has entered in ages? 💁‍♂️

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 7 месяцев назад

      @@LRM12o8 Less than 1% is bullshit. When you feel like busting a myth, try to think farther than just saying the exact opposite. Mkay?
      Not a single source I can find is anywhere near as irrational and "conservative" as your random made-up number, and I've read everything from the common parroting articles to ones made by scientists, zoologists, field studies and even architecture firms...
      For anyone wanting to know more, either read up yourself or take my "trust me bro" 'number' which will be a middle way between this guy and the sensationalist sources.
      In short, quote: "Skin cells part of the makeup of house dust, but there are a lot of other components in that layer on top of your ceiling fan blades. These include paint, fibers, mold, hair, building materials, pollen, bacteria, viruses, insect body parts, flakes of skin, ash, soot, minerals and bits of soil" And use common sense.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 7 месяцев назад

      @@LRM12o8 _"You just gotta ask yourself: If dust was human skin, how come so much dust accumulates in abandoned places that no human has entered in ages?"_
      How do you even consider that an argument lol?
      Activity drags dust out (and in) and people clean said dust as well. Dust won't accumulate magically in a "vacuum" and there's a lot of factors which may contribute to dust in "abandoned places", disregarding the "lack of" dust in inhabited places.
      Dust gets displaced with simple wind from locomotion or drafts and often pile up in hard to reach places, so maybe check behind a closet or drawer section next time before making such a claim as well.
      There's really nothing magical about either and it's not a case of "dust is skin" vs "dust is no skin" either, and I quite frankly do not understand this line of "reasoning" at all.
      Pardon my annoyance, I have OCPD.
      Dust is _some_ skin.
      ^ That's how easy you can sum it up
      (by the way "skin" is not limited to "human skin" either - as the word/wordage itself directly/literally implies)

  • @albert2554
    @albert2554 7 месяцев назад +49

    Makes me wonder what percentage of our workforce has this amount of attention to detail?

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 7 месяцев назад +10

      A lot more than I’d like to think possible. I had a coworker idling a newer diesel work truck in a completely closed garage. He thought it was fine because he didn’t smell any fumes.

    • @nobiazcustomsinc5030
      @nobiazcustomsinc5030 7 месяцев назад +5

      You dont wanna know.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 7 месяцев назад

      ​​@@davemccage7918diesels don't produce carbon monoxide bro
      😂

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 7 месяцев назад

      According to the US Army, about 10 percent of people are so fucking stupid they literally cannot push a broom without fucking something up.

    • @DollyTheLlama
      @DollyTheLlama 7 месяцев назад +5

      My ex and his family were all into construction and house painting. The house we lived in was so jimmy-rigged it was a fire hazard. Rest assured, their customers got only a slightly higher quality of work.

  • @cobravids
    @cobravids 7 месяцев назад +27

    Damn that lettuce has a crunch.

  • @thedaveking
    @thedaveking 7 месяцев назад +170

    Lettuce ask ourselves, does this guy even carrot all about doing things the Safeway? Beets me!

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 7 месяцев назад +19

      And where’s the grinders safety guard? I’m sure it’ll turnip.

    • @binaryglitch64
      @binaryglitch64 7 месяцев назад +10

      Awe, you punny punny people.

    • @let_me_get_that_for_you
      @let_me_get_that_for_you 7 месяцев назад +4

      I'm entirely entertained, thank you

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@let_me_get_that_for_you There's nothing like some terrible but 'arty jokes to round off watching some couch potato stew around the store...
      But let's not judge him too hard, we all have some cabbage

    • @franklinkz2451
      @franklinkz2451 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@SebHaarfagrebooo ya ruined it

  • @josephreilly8405
    @josephreilly8405 7 месяцев назад +10

    Give Gomer a break. He just learned about the grinder, that his mom wasn't on.

  • @mattoliver7230
    @mattoliver7230 7 месяцев назад +3

    Getting even one of those sparks stuck to your eye really sucks. You can tell these people all you want, but some people just gotta learn the hard way.

  • @Gilbals
    @Gilbals 7 месяцев назад +14

    Just slap a brightly colored little sign that says "Added Iron!" and charge 45 cents more per pound. All fixed.

  • @SuperD37
    @SuperD37 7 месяцев назад +13

    Sadly, that's an insult to Gomer.
    Just going to cover it? First time that grinder wheel touched metal, those groceries have to be pulled from the shelf and disposed of in the garbage due to contamination.
    Gomer's too smart for that guy or the manager.

  • @jimijamesnoob685
    @jimijamesnoob685 7 месяцев назад +14

    95% I do my own work because people like this exist.

    • @binaryglitch64
      @binaryglitch64 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yep

    • @karlgustav999
      @karlgustav999 7 месяцев назад

      Shockingly common among all trades and professions.

  • @Cpt-ARMA
    @Cpt-ARMA 7 месяцев назад +2

    Oh Jesus!! you just find all the rocket scientist, 😂

  • @spacejihadist4246
    @spacejihadist4246 7 месяцев назад +3

    I like how he's holding that grinder like a bouquet of flowers.

  • @rusianalf
    @rusianalf 7 месяцев назад +17

    Like for weapons, we should do backround checks for tools.

    • @LoneCrusader
      @LoneCrusader 7 месяцев назад

      Background checks are unconstitutional

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 7 месяцев назад

      No, because then the Libs will try to take my 1” impact from me when they ban “high capacity assault tools”. I can see Biden saying on CNN: “Civilians don’t need 1200ft/lb of torque, this is dangerous stuff folks!”

    • @bms9144
      @bms9144 7 месяцев назад +2

      IQ tests. Anything less than a 110 score earns one the "foam rubber tools only" designation.

    • @RcPlayer-tt2vw
      @RcPlayer-tt2vw 7 месяцев назад

      I guess bicycle locks 🔒 aren’t a thing anymore, I imagine every crook has a cutting wheel

    • @binaryglitch64
      @binaryglitch64 7 месяцев назад

      @@RcPlayer-tt2vw the battery powered ones still cost enough to be _'prohibitively expensive',_ to homeless meth heads, so... depending on where you live, a bike lock may still be a deterrent that actually does reduce the likelihood of your bike getting stolen. City, suburbs, big town, small town, country... if your out in the country, in certain areas people still leave running cars and unlocked bikes in front of gas stations, although that's disappearing. So there's still hope for your bike lock yet... depending on where you live.

  • @craighandley7535
    @craighandley7535 7 месяцев назад +25

    What happens when someone who has never cooked anything works around groceries.

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 7 месяцев назад +2

      What happens when someone who has never seen vegetables that weren’t in a can works in the produce section.

    • @br-v388
      @br-v388 7 месяцев назад +4

      come now, he looks like he cooks a lot (of meth)

    • @RcPlayer-tt2vw
      @RcPlayer-tt2vw 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂 brutal , I work with guys who you might say are autistic. Light bulbs is his limit , tbf he does a lot of work

    • @binaryglitch64
      @binaryglitch64 7 месяцев назад

      @@br-v388 that was good, got a chuckle outta me anyways.

  • @douggiles7647
    @douggiles7647 7 месяцев назад +5

    This is why you should always wash your fruits and vegetables, and pretty much anything people can touch that isn't wrapped/packaged. Hell, you should probably wash packaged fruits and vegetables as well if you wanna be on the safe side because you never know how they were handled throughout the distribution chain.

    • @brendanberry7403
      @brendanberry7403 7 месяцев назад +2

      Washing them isn’t going to remove embedded metal dust/pieces lol.

    • @binaryglitch64
      @binaryglitch64 7 месяцев назад

      I mean... you should... but "This is why"... uh no, this isn't why... as@@brendanberry7403said, washing isn't gonna help here.

    • @JAO-808
      @JAO-808 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah, doubt the people picking that stuff from the farms have any bathrooms/port-a-pottys or water/sinks to wash there hands 😂

    • @binaryglitch64
      @binaryglitch64 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@JAO-808 Well, first off, a lot of that is typically harvested by machine... The Ortomec harvester is a machine that picks the cabage and lettus, and the Asa Lift Mechanical Root Digger picks toobers like the turnips and carrots... the broccoli however is almost certainly picked by hand... (it's notoriously difficult to make a machine that does that well without jamming up)... however regulations state that farmers must prvide appropriate sanitation facilities for field workers, and most farmers kinda comply... I'm not sure porta-johns and sanitizer is what the government was thinking but that's what a lot of field workers get, there may be a building with a proper bathroom for workers, just depends... (all of my crops are mechanically harvested, so I wouldn't know the regs for sure), but my main point is; the vast majority of your produce today is harvested by machine, and then processed by a combination of machines and migrant workers in a USDA inspected warehouse complete with restrooms and an office, a break room, etc...
      So there's your intro to agro (first lesson in farming). If you'd like to know more, I grow field corn for ethanol production, and can always use a hand on the farm. First hand is always the best way to learn. Try'n to trick you in to giving me free labor? Pffff, nooooo... whaaat? Me, nah, I wouldn't do that... unless that's what you into... nah? Okay, okay, just check'n, unless... ? Oh, no? Okay lol... okay, forget I said anything.
      No, but seriously, go visit a farm local to you, most farmers would love to show people how our job's done. If you get unlucky and find one that's less receptive, just try the next farm. The harvest season (usually fall [autumn]), is typically a very bussy time for a farmer, so you may be better off asking them for an interview any other time of year. Just a tip to the wise. I never thought people needed to be told that till I noticed a guy looking to speak to the manager about employment at a restaurant... during rush hour... it's literally the same concept. Good timing vs bad timing.
      Anyways, it's still wise to wash your produce... we grow it in cow poop ya lnow. But as was already pointed out in this thread, no amount of washing will remove embedded metal shavings.

    • @JAO-808
      @JAO-808 7 месяцев назад

      @@binaryglitch64 Ty! I wouldn't and don't mind working on a farm, I use to plant and do native plant propagation which I loved doing and love respect most of the farmers! Most of the farms in my area are small farms so it's not very typical to see large farming machinery here unless your a big company like Dole.

  • @trying-hard-1112
    @trying-hard-1112 7 месяцев назад +5

    I think the guy with the grinder is better suited stocking the shelves. With a hard hat, gloves and some water wings.

  • @Don_cheedle
    @Don_cheedle 7 месяцев назад +3

    That man is 100% on some type of pill

    • @haroldphipps3457
      @haroldphipps3457 7 месяцев назад +1

      He just came in from the parking lot where he had been stealing catalytic converters,,,,

    • @darklordojeda
      @darklordojeda 7 месяцев назад

      @@haroldphipps3457 lmfao, he decided to go legit.

  • @bilnitro
    @bilnitro 7 месяцев назад +4

    It's ok, he's an electrician.

    • @binaryglitch64
      @binaryglitch64 7 месяцев назад +1

      Okay... I see you. Sparky gon' remember that too... a'ight, bet.

    • @jacktrevino1108
      @jacktrevino1108 7 месяцев назад +1

      Bix nood, u gonn boop boop muh wam doo

  • @cateatfood6634
    @cateatfood6634 7 месяцев назад +4

    Awww, he looks special/slow.

  • @steveearnshaw1917
    @steveearnshaw1917 7 месяцев назад +3

    The new boots says it all, he was probably a shelf filler in canned goods the day before.😂😂

  • @DisheveledSuccess
    @DisheveledSuccess 7 месяцев назад +2

    I kinda feel bad this is giving me Dinner for Schmucks vibes.

  • @ScottBrown-zz4sk
    @ScottBrown-zz4sk 7 месяцев назад +3

    The toe Foo section 😅

  • @siemenstraffic
    @siemenstraffic 7 месяцев назад +2

    The store manager is going to hang up a sign: Potatoes and spinach may contain high levels of aluminium (naturally).

  • @shadetree6705
    @shadetree6705 7 месяцев назад +5

    I bet he still complains he's not earning $50/hr

  • @BOYTLeRoyJenkins
    @BOYTLeRoyJenkins 7 месяцев назад +1

    Also love the brand new work boots. He feels like a REAL builder now! 😅

  • @seanmolloy6188
    @seanmolloy6188 7 месяцев назад +3

    A great man once said, "Stupid is stupid does"
    Forest Gump

    • @binaryglitch64
      @binaryglitch64 7 месяцев назад +3

      *as... it's "Stupid is, ★as★ stupid does"...

    • @karlgustav999
      @karlgustav999 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@binaryglitch64
      Well we'll well. We gots ourselves a *READER!*

    • @binaryglitch64
      @binaryglitch64 7 месяцев назад

      @@karlgustav999 I catch things hear and there, yeah, lol. Thanx, I guess.
      (Felt like I could get away with the _'x',_ and missing the leading pronoun, because you know that I know.)

  • @avnillc8046
    @avnillc8046 7 месяцев назад +2

    At least he took the guard off first.😅

  • @rotemtomhagbi1937
    @rotemtomhagbi1937 7 месяцев назад +9

    Safety squint is OHSA approved 😅

    • @douggiles7647
      @douggiles7647 7 месяцев назад +1

      Think you meant OHSA - Occupational Health and Safety Act and not
      OSAH - Office of State Administrative Hearings, seemingly in Georgia.
      OSAH is also a brand of drypaks.

    • @scottfields9214
      @scottfields9214 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@douggiles7647,not to correct the corrector, but it's OSHA, Occupational Safety and Health Administration. 😂

    • @scottfields9214
      @scottfields9214 7 месяцев назад

      Safety contacts, from 1800contacts 😂

  • @teeks8951
    @teeks8951 7 месяцев назад

    Those boots say it all 😅😂🤣
    He's a worker !!!

    • @binaryglitch64
      @binaryglitch64 7 месяцев назад

      Competent workers get new boots from time to time...

  • @rhino5551212
    @rhino5551212 7 месяцев назад +3

    Those veggies are a good source of iron!

    • @karlgustav999
      @karlgustav999 7 месяцев назад

      This is why everything is covered with those p65 warnings now-a-days

  • @nobiazcustomsinc5030
    @nobiazcustomsinc5030 7 месяцев назад +2

    Wow just looking at his reaction shows hes got absolutely no business using any power tools. My god man these are real people?!

  • @drip_gami458
    @drip_gami458 7 месяцев назад +3

    LOOOL THIS WAS MY STORE AND MANAGER LMFAOOO. I remember the day this happened. This is Stop and Shop, and they suck 😂 I mean if the people they hired to do renovations is like this, how do you think management and Corporate are?

    • @77thTrombone
      @77thTrombone 6 месяцев назад

      Sounds like everybody they hire is a turkey....
      👀

  • @zopEnglandzip
    @zopEnglandzip 7 месяцев назад +1

    Big fan of those old generation DeWalt grinders, slow and heavy but fantastically durable.

  • @repairdroid77
    @repairdroid77 7 месяцев назад +9

    In case you ever wondered what would happen if you gave an angle grinder to a chimp, there you go.

  • @Gilgamesh_King_Of_Uruk
    @Gilgamesh_King_Of_Uruk 5 месяцев назад

    Smooth and fluffy brain, not a wrinkle in sight, just living in the moment.

  • @bicivelo
    @bicivelo 7 месяцев назад +3

    Holy shit! I do dumb shit it the shop from time to time but this is next level!!! 😮😅😅

  • @skinnyslims5327
    @skinnyslims5327 7 месяцев назад

    The clean work boots says everything I need to know about him operating that grinder 😂😂🤣😂🤣

    • @binaryglitch64
      @binaryglitch64 7 месяцев назад

      Competent men get new work boots from time to time...

  • @illustriouschin
    @illustriouschin 7 месяцев назад +7

    Human race is doomed.

  • @whiteloafbread
    @whiteloafbread Месяц назад

    He is just being generous and allowing everyone else to eat what he ate when he was growing up

  • @edwardmismas
    @edwardmismas 7 месяцев назад +1

    There are FOOLS among us, everywhere. ✝️🇺🇸

  • @donk026
    @donk026 7 месяцев назад

    " Maybe seeing isn't that important"🤔🤨😒🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sadistic626
    @Sadistic626 7 месяцев назад +1

    Calling him Gomer is wild, lmao. 😂

  • @M21-w1y
    @M21-w1y 7 месяцев назад +1

    The way I see it, this young man has just bought himself several thousands of dollars in fruits and vegetables 😂

  • @bkb0859
    @bkb0859 7 месяцев назад

    That guys got rocks for brains. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sveener
    @sveener 7 месяцев назад

    “Gomer” 😂 spot on

  • @Bleu_Sky
    @Bleu_Sky 6 месяцев назад

    He's the best repair man we got

  • @Rivers198
    @Rivers198 7 месяцев назад

    😂 the resting look on his face explains everything. In high school special education had class rooms, after school they walk around free

  • @ryanlion4728
    @ryanlion4728 7 месяцев назад

    Looks like a genius at work!

  • @SkunkPunch73
    @SkunkPunch73 7 месяцев назад

    His smile is priceless 😂

  • @chemtrooper
    @chemtrooper 7 месяцев назад

    I’m just great full he’s wearing more appropriate clothing than pajama bottoms and crocs. 😂

  • @thumperjdm
    @thumperjdm 7 месяцев назад

    "What were you thinking?"
    Well, looking at Gomer, I'm gonna speculate that "thinking" isn't one of his strong suits. ;-)

  • @lakeshatheman3106
    @lakeshatheman3106 7 месяцев назад

    My god! It's so nice to know that there are other people out there that use there 🧠

  • @dylanmccormick2971
    @dylanmccormick2971 7 месяцев назад

    The guy had a supervisor on top of it. Wah wah

  • @keithbartholomew9433
    @keithbartholomew9433 7 месяцев назад

    Now they're going to have to change all the labels on the food to " may contain metal"😂😂

  • @stanleyneiljelinek1924
    @stanleyneiljelinek1924 7 месяцев назад +1

    His BRAND NEW boots say it all

  • @danielsantos8625
    @danielsantos8625 7 месяцев назад

    You sure that ain’t nubs McGillicuddy?… ah, wait. He has boots on, what was I thinking!? Nubs would never do that!😂

  • @voltair42
    @voltair42 6 месяцев назад +1

    I'm... I'm almost positive that the grinder was spinning for that entire video.

  • @miles11we
    @miles11we 7 месяцев назад

    The level of mouth breathing and vacant eyes makes me wonder how he managed to put the wheel on without taking a bite out of it first

  • @LygerTheCLaw
    @LygerTheCLaw 6 месяцев назад

    he was thinking "they aint my groceries!"

  • @tauruschorus
    @tauruschorus 7 месяцев назад

    The look on Gomer’s face is like a whole vacant motel.

  • @novarkingud7308
    @novarkingud7308 7 месяцев назад

    WTF does he care, he's not going to be eating it! He's ok, his safety squints are working.🙈 👍

  • @Jordy-927
    @Jordy-927 7 месяцев назад

    Free minerals.
    If "big grocery" finds out about this it will be called "fortified" and sold at a premium. 😂😂

  • @The_Defiant_One
    @The_Defiant_One 7 месяцев назад +1

    Well, at least he got himself dressed in the morning. Hopefully.

  • @thespoiledtexan3904
    @thespoiledtexan3904 7 месяцев назад

    Gomer. 😂 ‘nuff said 😂

  • @dabh4204
    @dabh4204 7 месяцев назад

    His brand new jeans and boots tell me he shouldn't be operating a power tool, let alone one that can make you blind in a millisecond haha😂

  • @jasonplunkett6636
    @jasonplunkett6636 7 месяцев назад

    I mean, you can tell by looking at ol'Gomer there and his spotless boots he hasn't really ever done shit at "work"

  • @bruce1022
    @bruce1022 7 месяцев назад +1

    Attention Wallyworld shoppers... there's a blue light special in vegies!😅😅😅

  • @SocialDicktasting
    @SocialDicktasting 7 месяцев назад

    “Here’s your sign “ comes to mind.

  • @Gravattack
    @Gravattack 7 месяцев назад

    "maybe seeing isn't that important" lol!

    • @binaryglitch64
      @binaryglitch64 7 месяцев назад

      Meh... lets 'just try out' _permanent_ blindness, I mean it's one way to fine out for sure if seeing is really all it's cracked up to be.
      Yeah, that seems way more reasonable than just... you know, closing your eyes... Yep! Definately we should go with the trying of the blindness. Quick what's the fastest way to throw a metal shard in my eye?
      And now you know... the rest of the story.

  • @Gastly_Ghost
    @Gastly_Ghost 6 месяцев назад

    Nah he was doin the safety squints lmao he’d be fine 😂😂😂

  • @PlastikGatz
    @PlastikGatz 7 месяцев назад +1

    No eye protection + no grinder guard = hard life lesson

  • @VaChiee
    @VaChiee 7 месяцев назад +1

    bless that mans heart but how the hell did he even get his shoes on in the morning, that stare is something

  • @timber4896
    @timber4896 7 месяцев назад

    He was just looking forward to a case of beer for that day’s work.

  • @landongere7091
    @landongere7091 7 месяцев назад

    When Gomer negotiated his employment contract with his boss, his boss opted out to pay extra for Gomer to think. Just doing as he's told was good enough for the job. 😂

  • @delusion_904
    @delusion_904 7 месяцев назад

    You really gasped for air there in the end buuudd😂

  • @ColeSpolaric
    @ColeSpolaric 7 месяцев назад

    His boots look like this was his first day on any job

  • @KingTiberius
    @KingTiberius 7 месяцев назад

    I work in the grocery business and this kind of stuff legit happens more than you would think.

  • @jthablaidd
    @jthablaidd 6 месяцев назад

    He looks like he just walked in there with a grinder and a mission😂

  • @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299
    @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 6 месяцев назад

    LOL This reminds me that part of the job of a handyman is prep and clean up ;p

  • @djtimmyturnup9656
    @djtimmyturnup9656 6 месяцев назад

    Are you telling me the brand new boots didn't give him away !? Clearly he's never worked a day in his life 😂

  • @johnbelwell2461
    @johnbelwell2461 7 месяцев назад

    That guy is the robot we all have met in our mirror at some point, he woke up at 6AM and is not operational till 10-11, all he needs is his presence there and literally just follows commands on auto pilot 😂

  • @ShionWinkler
    @ShionWinkler 7 месяцев назад

    What were you thinking?? Absolutely nothing boss. 😂

  • @ddelv1601
    @ddelv1601 7 месяцев назад

    I have family that operates on a similar level to the person holding that angle grinder.
    1: We should be happy these people are out their doing their best to be productive.
    2: This screwup is on the supervisor's end. This person probably shouldn't have been given an angle grinder and sent off to perform a task.
    One of the unintended consequences of automation is that there just aren't a lot of jobs left for people who can't handle complex work. 80 years ago, we had a lot of very smart people stuck on assembly lines doing repetitive tasks. Now, we have people who would have thrived in those jobs, struggling to find a way to be useful.
    Before anyone says something like "they should get smarter." Ask yourself if you chose your IQ? We would all be smarter, stronger, more energetic, and better in every way, if any of that was a choice.