This man is an artist, never u had seen such action in making. The very action of accepting all kind of things in ur mouth and perceiving them with ur teeth. I think its quite poetic.
Bro violated that baugette💀 Ok but in all honesty why does this bring back so many memories? I had the same types of fake food tys ad a kid obviously i wouldnt chew on them but like its so nostalgic seeing them again in the most absurd video ever
Dean one day later: kinda bored Ima just sell them Random kid: wow mom can I buy this set of toys?? Mom: sure! Random kid: but they smell like spit….😢😢
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The fact that he looked like he was enjoying it 😂💀
Bro help why does this bring back so many memories 💀💀
Bro i rem when my mom buyed me these things and i would chew on them everytime 😭
Yes!!❤
No, I didn’t have this as a kid growing up, but my little brother has
@@ST.CHROMAA😳😳😳😳😳
Yessss
that baguette got violated💀💀💀
Edit: DAMN 1k+ LIKES?!?!🔥🔥
Edit 2: can we get 2k likes?✋😮💨
Edit 3: GUYS CHILL! 2K?!?!
🤣🤣🤣
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Technically all the food got throated
💀💀💀💀💥💥💥💥
So ✔️
THE NOSTALGIA OMG. I HAD THESE EXACT TYPE OF FAKE FOOD TOYS WHEN I WAS A SMALL CHILD 😭😭😭
me too, prob chewed on them just like this mf
I KNOW
Same ❤❤❤
IK 😭😭😭
same
Dean Doesn’t get Covid, Covid Gets Deaned
*what*
😂
POV: that one kid at the daycare staring at you after you asked if you could play with the plastic food toys
He's just running out of things to do at this point😦
he?
Yea?
@@CashCashBoys Dean uses female pronouns right?
@@lawl_4llieno lol
Fr
Not him SUCKING the ketchup And the ice cream😂😂😂😂
At least it’s food.
Dean’s kid: dad why are my toys wet?
Him: ummmmm
Dentist: "Dean... Why again..."
Dean: "🍐🍉🍋🍑🥕🍏🥔🌽🥑🍱🍘🍲🍱🍭🎂🍧🍥🍢🍝🍫🍶🍼☕🍶🍪🍨🍵🍰🍭🍭🍘🍲🍿🍱🥘🍱🥚🍳🍕🍔🍗😖🤤😬😖🤤😬"
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Fr😂
Fr😂😂😂😂😂
Frr😂😂😂😂
I'm not breaking the FR chain
Actually 425
Sister: * puts handsandatizer on toys
Dean: * gagging*
Sister: oops my bad * laughs *😂
Ayo that banana got harassed 😂😮
Please not the banana🤣
The ketchup got it even worse.
pov: u watched the whole video again to find the banana
Didn’t everything get harassed💀
Poor banana😢
Parent:Im leaving now be good!
Baby after one second:😛
Omg why is this so nostalgic
wtf r u talking about😭👺
wtf r u talking about😭👺
wtf r u talking about😭👺
wtf ru talking about😭👺
Lmfaoo fr 😭🤞🏻
He really enjoyed those dogs 💀🤚
ATLEAST he’s trying to eat something that’s real food 🤚🏻😭
Still not real food but almost
@@martins.021closest he’s ever gotten 😔
@@Wobbles_09fr ha 😂😅
Chew on a jar with fart inside of it.
He just ate a plastic sardine can 😅
This man is an artist, never u had seen such action in making. The very action of accepting all kind of things in ur mouth and perceiving them with ur teeth. I think its quite poetic.
He's the last guy that i want to be stranded with💀💀💀
He is gonna be chewing on your clothes bro
@@mintzyt9763lmao
@@mintzyt9763 top 10 best people that can deep throat a peni-
@@mintzyt9763nah he gonna eat your toenail clippings
Lmfao bro, worst asmr ever, bro is running out of things to do. Next he’ll be doing pregnant baby sounds or something. 😦💀
This guy with the baguette:☝️👇
The baguette:💩😡🥵🫃
Pov: the toys we all got when we're babies
And then we eat
Some day I know he may choke 😅
when mother says you can't buy something but you remember someone said if it has your germs you own it
The micro plastics in this mans body must be astronomical
I could build a credit card factory out of their coffin
@@24xxmonkeyxx425*
Sister: THATS MY STUFF
Me: *chews on everything to claim it*
Me: not anymore.. 🤓☝️
Your channel is outrageous. I love it.
Bros violating those foods💀
Nobody:
Babies when they see a toy:
The ketchup got violated 💀
FR
Love the asmr
Those hotdogs got violated 🥲
Mom: How did you get Covid at your friend’s sleepover?
Me: Well…
*He isn’t scared of germs, germs are scared of him💀*
POV: my dog when I’m not home
Me: Hey mom when are my toys..………………………………..………
I used to help out with the little toddlers who had these at my
Dads old church and they would do this 💀💀 but love the video
Coming home to see my stuff broken and chewed me thinking it’s my dog. Wait a minute no it’s him.😂
Nah the ice cream and the baguette got violated
"yOu sToLe tHaT cOmMeNt"
oddly relaxing
me waiting for him to chew on the basket:
He REALLY violated that egg💀💀
Bro has an unhealthy obsession of chewing the most random things
Bro likes the bread so much💀💀
"Chewing on everything I got when I broke into a pre-school!"
Dude should try those popping jelly fruits. 😂
“Hey why is everything have dents in them?” Literally him:
Babies be like when you leave the room
The chips looked so real tho 💀
3 yr old me at daycare:
“ Brother why are all my toys wet”
Him: OH SHI-
Dude is showing what he can do without showing what he can do
You are making me so satisfied thank you for the ASMR.
I feel violated for some reason
The five year olds be like: m-m-my toy😭😭
This asmr trigger is so good❤
His dentist: so what did you eat for lunch?
Him: toys
"what' da dawg doin?.."
6yrs: this looks edible
Baby’s: 🦴🫢
"Daddy, why are my toys wet?"
"uhh about that-"
Dentist: WHAT DID YOU DO TO BREAK YOUR TEETH?!
Dean: "Let's chew on my dentist's arm! ☝🤓"
Icecream got violated the sound effect should be GULP GULP GULP
why is bro staring at my soul
THE KETCHUP BOTTLE GOT ABSOLUTELY F****** VIOLATED!
BRO WHY DID MY OLD OLD DAYCARE HAVE THE EXACT SAME FIODS IN THE FAKE KITCHEN?!!?!
Bro violated that baugette💀
Ok but in all honesty why does this bring back so many memories? I had the same types of fake food tys ad a kid obviously i wouldnt chew on them but like its so nostalgic seeing them again in the most absurd video ever
BRO TOOK PRETEND EATING TO A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL
i love these idc
My guy got experienced
Like it u want
👇
from now on dean has been chosen as the king of health☠️
Mum: why don’t you go play with the neighbor kids toys
Them :
The way he’s he’s chewing it in the exact same move
Babysitter: do you want to play with these toys?
Child: no, someone chewed on them
That one kid who was always the dog when we played families
But.. ok, it's food 🗿
😦...THE SAUSAGES...
BRO THAT ICE CREAM GOT ABSOLUTELY VIOLATEDDD
“Dean where’s my toys?,and what did you do!?”
“I chewed it sis!”
“YOU DANG BEAVER”
Why’s no one talking about the first one ☠️😭
Bro violated that glizzy 💀
Toddlers when you leave the room for 5 seconds:
😮 have a wonderful day and
Dean one day later: kinda bored Ima just sell them
Random kid: wow mom can I buy this set of toys??
Mom: sure!
Random kid: but they smell like spit….😢😢
This is so unhinged and so good at the same time 0_o
NOT THE BANANA GOING TO THE SIDE IFYKYK 😭😭😭
I pray for this man to have a normal life life🙏🏾
Bro took “marking my territory” to a whole other level 💀💀💀
Hey where dod all my food go .
Dean: °.°
bro at the end of the video he had the "what am i doing with my life..?" look on his face lmao- 😭🖐
WE BOUTA RUIN OUR CHILDHOOD'S FAVORITE TOY WITH THIS ONE 🥶🥶🗣🗣🔥🔥
My gag reflexes could never💀
dentist: no not again
DEAN 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍌🍉🍇🍓🫐🍈🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥝🍅🍆🥑🫛🥦🥬🥒🌶️🫑🌽🥕🫒🧄🧅🥔🍠🫚🥐🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🥚🍳🧈🥞🧇🥓🥩🍗🍖🦴🥓🍗🥩🌭🍔🍟🍕🫓🥪🥙
Edit: mom my teeth hurt that’s because of the freaking toys😡
The therapist: what are your hobbies
Dean: …
Love your videos
Help not me having that same set I got 😭💀
I got it a really long time ago💀
Idk why I find this like some nice asmr
"Uncle Dean, why are you chewing my toys?"
Brother walks in: WHY ARE CHEWING ON MY GOD DA-
Me in the back of my pre-school classroom:
The nostalgia I swear- 💀💀💀
Perfect transition
Why is he staring into my soul like that💀💀😭