I Can't Be Stopped
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Bruh moment
That explains it
Why? What did you do Jack
Well there goes my neighbour
Jack: "I'm not targeting children, I don't talk like a child"
Also jack *running around the room screaming* :
"poop jokes make me laugh"
😂😂😂
Petar Bozinovski 😹💪🏼
This is why I think he’s mental age is 12- 😂
Jack: **talks in adult**
Hello
jacksepticeye: I'm still talking in an adult way
also jacksepticeye: DING DING DING, TOP OF MORNING, *IRISH NOISES*, YOU SMALL BRAIN, ME ME BIG BRAIN-
AM GOOSE
*SHIP SHOP SHIP SHOP*
*DANCING ROUND THE FURNACE LIKE BOOKIE TOOKIE DOOKIE..*
HJONK HJONK AM GOOOOOOSE
Jack: I'm talking in an adult way.
Also Jack: HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE
daijōbudesu lol as soon as i read your comment he said that
HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK am goose
Nobody:
Jacks camera: "Ama shake this mans whole screen"
It rlly be actin like that
Lets shake things up a bit
It's because of that damn floppy banana
Lol
Jack: Is it time to reveal
Me: Thinks hes gonna show a ring
Jack: Squishy potato
Same thing
Hahahahah same
SAME!
EXACTLY what I thought!!!
I came down here to post this! You dastardly individual!
Jack: everyone, just wear the same clothes! *laughs in communist*
Private Schools: *sweats profusely*
*communist theme intensifies
*english schools
Uk schools*
UK schools:
Australian/UK schools*
I feel your pain in the Shawn vs Sean jokes;
Shawn: yawns
Sean: yeans
Sean Clark it’s Seán
The foda broadens the a
@@jb1054 Everyone knows. Not everybody can use accents with their keyboard, I know from experience.
I get it
Silly Bean I can use accent marks but I was born in America, and my parents didn’t spell it as it should be in Irish which if we were going off, my name would be pronounced Shane, but it’s not
@@ShalnaRoksilly beán
youtube: “no swearing!”
jack: “can i speak to your manager?”
Theory: Jack is a Karen in disguise
eavan rae RUclips can seriously F off with the demonetization because it sucks how dare they try to kill my favorite youtubers like I watched them when I was growing up I'm 11 years old and I hate the demonetization
Jacksepticaren
lovely candy night girl the Blood Angel e d i t z *WoW*
I think you mean
Seán: DON'T YOU KNOW I'M IRISH
When you dont have any friends to gather for meme time:
*There is no other*
😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌
Sad boi hours...
There is another. Rigth here
The only cure for sadness...
Jack: says he’s not for kids
Also Jack: has a floppy banana 🍌
Also Also Jack: acts like a kid
Day ????: The lamp is still broken. Our hope continues to fade.
“my channel isn’t specifically targeted for children”
imagines jack unboxing kid’s toys for a video and almost pissing myself
“pissing myself” uhhhhhhh
When jack was like “is it time . Should I reveal it.” Was I the only one who was like is my boy getting married
God same lmao
Same here
They haven't been dating that long though have they?
My first thought was a blurred nude since he was holding the banana when he said that
@@XSaffie_LoveX they have remember the fractured but whole he said i learned Korean a couple years for my girl friend
Jack: You have to have an adult mindset.
Also Jack: hjönk hjönk ding ding ding!
Jack: “you need an adult mindset to appreciate the jokes in my videos”
Also Jack: “BIG BRAIN SEE WOOD CHOP CHOP”
Lmfao
Jack: “a lot of the jokes aren’t meant for kids”
Also Jack: HJÖNK HJÖNK AM GOOSE
HJÖNK*
A lot doesn't mean all
What u mean? A kids brain would explode if they are exposed to such hjönkïng
don't hate on ur clones Jack:/btw love u septiceye 💟💟💟💟💟💟
Rafa Silva i know mate issa joke
Jack: *"No kids watch this content"*
**14 year old me sips tea nervously**
*14 year old looks back and just slowly lets out a nervously voice cracking reeeeeeee*
Legally not a kid that COPPA aims to protect. You're too old mate
**walks by with hood up**
@Skylynxify Reborn
Satan?
@@shroomystix1369
Haha 😂😂
Who else burst into laughter when Sean's banana exploded
mom?
Me to
"Sean's banana exploded"
Spoilers!
FLOPPY BANANA OF SHAME!!!!!!! 🍌😂
Jack: *talks*
His camera: *freaking the hell out*
Jack"s Full Name: **exists**
Puns: *_I t ' s f r e e r e a l e s t a t e_*
Jack: I’m paranoid about popping this
Also Jack: *yeets banana at whiteboard*
I didn’t expect jack to have lawyers and I don’t know why
He’s so nice I wouldn’t expect him to have lawyers on the ready
You can go your entire life having never harmed anyone, but you may need a lawyer for something.
Ron Burgundy thats fair its probably just Incase he gets false copyright strikes or sued by umg for using a second of a song
New meme template: Jack throwing his banana at the board
*_SHUT THE FUCK UP._*
@@hellointernet4467 Ok Boomer
@@hellointernet4467 life get go to
Without context this comment section is very weird.
@@Ci_nya Ok boomer
5:24 " I speak in an adult way"
3:44 " Me have no feelings"
"My banana flops harder than anybody's."
-Jacksepticeye, 2019
seán: "my channel is SPECIFICALLY NOT for kids."
me who's been watching since kindergarten: "..."
"My banana flops harder than anybody's." - Jacksepticeye 2019 😂
Well...my banana flops the hardest to your profile pic
Wtf
@@memelord937 what can i say except delete dis
But yet it doesn’t stick to the landing. Sad Irish noises
Meme Lord the fuck
Jack: No kids watch this
All the 13 year olds:*fades away*
Oi I'm 13 😂😭
Me: laughs in 14
12
Sean: lets all wear the same clothes
Schools: this is already happening
Jails/Prisons: Allow me to introduce myself.
7:37
Most schools:
I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
Jack: "My channel has never been directed towards children"
Also Jack: "HJÖNK HJÖNK AM GOOSE"
Adults can like Hjönk Hjönk Am Goose too :(
HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE
@@kiaz1st exactly
Normal people: "Hail Hydra"
Jacksepticeye fans: "hjonk hjonk am goose"
Who's Hydra?
@@thetimeempress1518 have you ever watched anything even REMOTELY Marvel?????
@@malachilynch2979 Not everyone is into marvel, surprise
The hjonking Begins now
Abby Plays you mean vanoss: hail hydra
Jack while looking at picture of him and girlfriend: Should I reveal it?
Me: JACKS GETTING MARRIED WHAT!!
JacK: Squishy potato!
Me (An Irish man): EVEN BETTER!!
It’s Aizawa.
“Don’t quote me on this”
Jackaboi 2019
"What year did humans start monitoring the mortality rate?"
"People before year XYZ: *zero deaths*"
jack saying “im babey” is adorable,,, and it cured my depression.
He is babey tho
Jack: “IS ORIGINALITY DEAD?!”
Me: *looks at the comment section*
Yes
Same as you
@@adiyaod6291 same as you
Can you imagine the chaos that the comment section would be if EVERY COMMENT were completely unique?
@Hilde “impossible....”
Been dead for a while it seems lololol
I can’t actually imagine a world without jack in it
Oh god that would be suck a dark dreary, depressed world just full of sadness. I know I wouldn't be there lmao
“Maybe we should all wear the same clothes”
sounds like a christan school
Is that communism I hear?
Sounds like a normal school here in the UK.
i’m in a christian school and we all wear normal clothes
Sounds like shitty Australian schools
True and I should know I go to one
0:23
Jack: *is talking and clicking*
Me: “Break out?..”
...Of this place?
no one:
absolutely no one:
this video: *n o v i e w s*
Subscribe To Me For No Reason ikr mine did that too
Saw it happen on marks newest video as well. 1 hour after upload no views but there was likes and comments
thats wierd
It's on all videos it's so weird
It's not just on Jaks video it's on other channels too
"My banana flops harder than anybody's."
-Seán McLaughlin, November 26, 2019
3:52
So, that was a lie
When he said "should I do it, is it time to reveal" I froze thinking he might mean they're engaged
ME TO!
They have only been dating for a few months
Lmao I know me too!!
Jack: is scared to break his floppy banana because of the powder inside
Also Jack: *throws it at his wall for a third time*
Jack:"Not floppy banana, squishy potato."
Me: SOFT POTATO!!!!!
Girls in the rest of the world: Eww, she wears the same clothes as me!
Girls in Asia: Am I a joke to you?
Scout Hazart XD anime schools be like
Actually, I'm Asian and I can relate
Indonesian and this hit hard.
I mean what school let you wear free clothing wtf
Hmmm school uniform
I don't think I've ever heard someone say "Eww" when they're caught wearing the same clothes as someone else, but ok
Jack: You don’t have to have a big brain
Me: hEHeHe it’s an ongoing joke that he didn’t say ironically
Jacksepticeye: *"hey Coka Cola will you sponsor me?"*
Coka Cola: *well now I'm not doing it*
Jack: My channels not for kids
*People below 12 have left the chat*
I'm 13
I’m 14 HA
Shit.
Me is 12
Darn foiled again
Jack “id love to drive a cyber truck” also jack *doesn’t have a license to drive
Jack:
ESTEEM ISSUES, BAH BAH BAH
My esteem issues:
*matrix dodge movements intensifies*
Sean: I can't be stopped
RUclips: hold my beer
Don't you mean hold my childfriendly water?
@@thedyslexicartist7381 or even capri sun
*unad for children but AD For big bois
RUclips is literally eating its own tail.
Jack: *Just wants to talk man*
Jack's camera: in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out
It's Man to Man
_you do the hokey pokey and you TURN AROUND-_
3:57 something to keep in mind with those graphs showing the average life expectancy of a population in the past. one of the big reasons it’s so low back then is because of the extremely high rate of infant, child, and maternal mortality, especially in low income populations, immigrants, and people of color (at least in the US). That brings the average down considerably. But what I like about that graph in particular is that it shows your life expectancy after you make it to a certain age as well, and you can see that after age 10, it trends upwards.
Jacksepticeye: I’m the original banana god!
Onision: **cries in groomer**
I just choked on my tea 😂
Yes cry... hahaha!
Onision doesnt deseve such a big title.
Me: thinking about a meme
*the Meme shows after a second up in the video*
Me: starts drinking water
*jack starts drinking*
Sometimes I kinda feel watched
I watch these videos so that when it’s the 12- 3am schoolwork cramming hours I have someone screaming in my ear so that I don’t fall asleep. Also, hearing laughing makes it slightly easier.
When squishy potato went : *puff puff puff puff*
I felt that
Nobody:
Me: Laughing my head off every time the camera focused and unfocused super fast
Me: doesn’t have 35 hrs
Jack: do ya have 90 minutes?
only my dog could hear jack saying “TOP!” at the beginning of the vid
“Everybody should wear the same outfit”
Welcome to catholic schools
Welcome to church, you're a pastor now.
Welcome to the Soviet Union
And the military too
welcome to the new religion weebers
Welcome to Star Wars clone army where everyone wears the exact same thing
"Gather all your friends its meme time!"
Me: I got no friends *sad screaming*
My little bit of depression:
Jack: pulls out a shotgun
Jack: shoots it and blows its head of
Jack: makes kid content so he dosent lose money
Yt: *uno reverse card*
5:23
Jack: I'm still talking in an adult way
me looking at his minecraft series with pewds saying blip blop and chop chop,
Also me: I'm not supposed to give my opinion about that, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
"my channel is not for kids, but some kids watch"
that one kid: 😎
No it's me 😎
Oh shit there is two
never thought i'd laugh so hard at an irishman throwing a floppy banana at a whiteboard...
Jack: *talking about COPPA and serious things*
Me: When’s the next Minecraft video?
lol
Rather than fight the ender dragon Jacksepticeye appears to be doing LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE
He is delaying the inevitable...fighting the dragon
Well minecraft is a kids game so probably never
@@tieflingcorpse9817 if you listened to him just cause he PLAYS games "for kids" doesnt mean the CONTENT is for kids
"I like to be animated" - Jack
James Farr, y' heard the man.
jack: "Camera! STOP freaking out!!"
camera: "fuck you!!!" *continues to spaz out*
XD
Coca-Cola:
Us: “so uh Pepsi...”
No Pepsi
Pepsi doo doo
Jack: camera stop freaking out
Me: wait that wasn't my monitor after I moved slightly at my desk
Jack: what’s my sign off
Anyone else almost yell the whole damn thing?
Bro....fist?
Sean’s friends: come visit us in the states!
Sean: I’d love to! *Watches Disney+ entire stay*
Jack: *Talks about COPPA*
Camera: *epileptic fit*
Me * See's intro *
Also me * frantically starts looking for my floppy banana *
Me: **has no time to watch 30+ hours of Death Stranding**
Jack: blah blah blah ZIPLINES blah blah blah
Me: no no NOOOOOO
"Camera could you stop freaking out?!"
*few seconds later*
"I think its good to have some exposure on this...."
Intentional or not, i like it.
my new math teacher was joking around with us in class a week or so ago and at one point said "hjönk hjönk" so I went "am goose" to which he turned to me and went "they get it!" made my day lmaoooo
"My banana flops better than anyone's"
-Jacksepticeye 2019
"Dont quote me on this" - Jacksepticeye 2019
The employee when they see Jack in the store and he gets a floppy banana and squishy potato: Um.. ok 👀
No one:
Sean's camera: look at me mom i learned how to do shaky cam
Jack: I talked to my lawyer
Me: Well he must be rich
Jacksepticeye and his Double Entendres are the reason life is worth living.
I agree 178%
Me to your right
He’s the best at that
It's only been 35 seconds and Sean is already causing us existential dread.
Jack: Everyone wear the same outfit
Me: Prison be like
Nice Armin profile pic
Seàn: "It makes me cry everytime-"
Me: "I HID BEHIND THE FRIDGE"
If u know u know
I died in fortnite. Foots not feet
AND MY EYES CRYYYY
8:17 shotgun sniper?
Me: holy sh*t he’s going to propose
Jack: squishy potato
Jack: "My channel not for kids, alot of swears, and need an adult mindset to appreciate it"
Me: Ha I has big brain then!
Jack: "But this doesn't mean you big brain"
Me: Well shi-
Jack: I'm banana god
Me: I thought you were a potato
1:19
Jack: felix
Felix: jack
Jack: taller
Felix: shorter
Hotel: trivago?
*_SHUT THE FUCK UP._*
You: *_FUCKING DEAD IDIOT._*
Robin is the unseen hero. Even though we don't see you we see you Robin.
*Meme of man saluting"
"my banana flops harder than anyones" jacksepticeye 2020
Nothing can stop Jack as long as he has his gamer powers
Stranger: what's in you back pocket?
Jack: its a squishy potato
Stranger: Oh