Donald Trump: The Storm Before The Storm

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

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  • @SteeIdancer
    @SteeIdancer 6 лет назад +554

    Colbert makes it so I can not be emotionally overwhelmed by how much this country is going down the toilet.

    • @passedjudgements4729
      @passedjudgements4729 6 лет назад +10

      Steeldancer this hurricane is just the toilet flushing us all away

    • @queenmaoasada8447
      @queenmaoasada8447 6 лет назад +12

      Steeldancer I’m genuinely, notably more anxious and upset during weeks when he’s off

    • @briansamuel5846
      @briansamuel5846 6 лет назад +1

      thats the point of the media. to brainwash fear into you

    • @apksand9307
      @apksand9307 6 лет назад +12

      4 more years of trump and say goodbye to first world status

    • @AnaDiaz-wz4cf
      @AnaDiaz-wz4cf 6 лет назад +3

      Going down probably because our president only has a few interest and priorities
      🍊🧑🏼 ❤ 🦊📰 + 🍟🍔🥤 + 🚽🐦📱+ 👩🏼👙🐇 + 👱‍♀️🤵+ 🇷🇺🏇👴🏻+ 🇰🇵🚀👨🏻‍💼
      Like if you get it!!
      Would you spell it out for those who don't?

  • @Ella-di2cd
    @Ella-di2cd 6 лет назад +231

    Uhhh Puerto Rico was a DISASTER, if the Carolinas get the same treatment as Puerto Rico, they’re gonna be in trouble for a long time

    • @NUNVAROV
      @NUNVAROV 6 лет назад +17

      EllatheYordle. Luckily the Carolinas are not an " inaccessible island ". Lol !
      (I can't believe this orange thing exist and it´s real!)

    • @ealadubh4800
      @ealadubh4800 6 лет назад +5

      And this time, everyone else on the mainland will SEE it.

    • @universe1225
      @universe1225 6 лет назад +11

      Wish me luck. I'm in NC.

    • @SweatyShivers
      @SweatyShivers 6 лет назад +7

      EllatheYordle.......I think the treatment will depend on if the Carolinas are red states or blue states.

    • @forestnymphconfessions3596
      @forestnymphconfessions3596 6 лет назад +1

      Nah, were used to it. Hugo was a category 5, we survived.

  • @223Drone
    @223Drone 6 лет назад +198

    Bush's response to Katrina was pretty bad but some how Trump made his response to Maria even worse.

    • @universe1225
      @universe1225 6 лет назад +4

      My power's gonna be out for weeks probably. 😩

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda 6 лет назад +15

      Trump's entire Presidential term can pretty much be summed up with "And you thought Bush was bad..."

    • @xxxaragon
      @xxxaragon 6 лет назад +2

      makes sense: bush may not care about black people, but trump doesn't care about anyone but himself.

    • @sooph1e
      @sooph1e 6 лет назад

      @Line upon Line Precept upon Precept What do you mean? You think Trump stages his failures?

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda 6 лет назад +1

      +Line upon Line Precept upon Precept Please let's not pretend that Trump is some kind of secret genius. He's not. At best, he's a pawn. I think it's fair to say that Trump's failures are entirely of his own making and not planned at all - there's precedents for them all throughout his career(s) - but that doesn't mean that the more politically-savvy members of his circle like Pence and his ilk aren't thinking up ways to twist them to their own advantage.

  • @mlghelp2day
    @mlghelp2day 6 лет назад +229

    Stormy: "He looks like Toad from Mr Toad's Wild Ride" Lol!🤣😅🤣

    • @silverpurkat
      @silverpurkat 6 лет назад +9

      MLG HELP DAMN she’s right! That’s his new name.

    • @josephmonasky9495
      @josephmonasky9495 6 лет назад +10

      Yeah, I laugh so hard, I can see the resemblence.

    • @Einomar
      @Einomar 6 лет назад +6

      @Line upon Line Precept upon Precept Prostitute? So in your mind the men and women who gets paid to have sex with eachother on camera are prostitutes. Do you consider yourself a customer? Granted most people don't pay for porn anymore, they rather watch it for free. But who cares about copyright laws when it comes to porn xD right... Point still stands, the viewer is the customer.

    • @ryanhoffman5477
      @ryanhoffman5477 6 лет назад +2

      MLG HELP vote Republican to save America from the Marxist Democrats!

    • @jazzyjaz9108
      @jazzyjaz9108 6 лет назад +4

      @@ryanhoffman5477 vote Democrat to save America from Nazi conservatives!

  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 6 лет назад +660

    2018 Nobel Prize in Physics goes to Donald Trump for his bigly discovery: Hurricanes are tremendously big and tremendously wet.
    2018 Nobel Prize in Geography also goes to Trump for his tremendous discovery: Islands are surrounded by water, big water, ocean water.

    • @lizzien5846
      @lizzien5846 6 лет назад +20

      Kim Jong Fun yes! so wet!! Lots and lots of water. And yeah... 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @anhedonicauthor
      @anhedonicauthor 6 лет назад +36

      Don't forget that Trump will get the Linguistics Nobel Prize because he has the best words. And Literature for that "Real Book!" he said he'd write.

    • @oxyman10
      @oxyman10 6 лет назад +5

      Kim Jong Fun 👍👍😂😂

    • @lizzien5846
      @lizzien5846 6 лет назад +3

      Anhedonic Author 👏🤣

    • @mlghelp2day
      @mlghelp2day 6 лет назад +22

      2018 Nobel Prize in Linguistics in English goes to little Donnie for his "bigly" best words & enunciation. "United Sheschh of America, amunisly". Lmfao🤣😅🤣😅

  • @arohyadav33
    @arohyadav33 6 лет назад +18

    Colbert keeping it real as always ! He is awesome

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf 6 лет назад +443

    How far did Trump drive his car into the ocean before he declared Puerto Rico "inaccessible"?

    • @Azelas27
      @Azelas27 6 лет назад +41

      Not far enough.......

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 6 лет назад +18

      About 3 GTA cheat codes

    • @boondocksdragon8959
      @boondocksdragon8959 6 лет назад +22

      Well, considering he didn't drown, I have to say "not far enough".

    • @lasarith2
      @lasarith2 6 лет назад +14

      The Rogue Wolf does he even know how to drive, he just spins the wheel and goes vroom vroom...

    • @nesstheshogun1839
      @nesstheshogun1839 6 лет назад +6

      lasarith2 lmaooooooooooo

  • @xandermcn
    @xandermcn 6 лет назад +6

    Many people don't know this, but ocean is made of water, so much water, you can't imagine how much water there is. And water is very, tremendously, bigly wet.

  • @crovax1375
    @crovax1375 6 лет назад +845

    3,000 lifes lost are not a success, by any measure

    • @angelsantiago4903
      @angelsantiago4903 6 лет назад +95

      More than 2900 of those deaths happened after the hurricane which is even worst because they could have been avoided.

    • @crovax1375
      @crovax1375 6 лет назад +51

      Angel Santiago and that is exactly why this "president" is morally bankrupt

    • @DanielGonzalez-vo5ni
      @DanielGonzalez-vo5ni 6 лет назад +60

      It really pisses me off and saddens me they are US citizens and we utterly failed them while this jackass was busy golfing for up to a third of his presidency

    • @cheetosortiz2783
      @cheetosortiz2783 6 лет назад +35

      For Trump, it is bc he probably thinks Puerto Ricans are Mexican.

    • @wikkedawsome
      @wikkedawsome 6 лет назад +3

      could have been 3,001.

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 6 лет назад +105

    This storm is even wetter than stormy. - Donny

    • @dafttool
      @dafttool 6 лет назад +8

      Toad Jiang That’s his fault, not hers.

    • @jimsvideos7201
      @jimsvideos7201 6 лет назад +11

      He couldn't get her wet if he pi- oh, thanks brain, there's an image I need.

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada 6 лет назад +4

      @@dafttool LoL .. I thought it.. You wrote it. : p

  • @conniecrawford5231
    @conniecrawford5231 6 лет назад +26

    Here in NC and waiting to see how well FEMA does this time. Praying for all of us!

    • @batintheattic7293
      @batintheattic7293 6 лет назад +9

      In the UK and very concerned for you all. Good luck.

    • @patw9175
      @patw9175 6 лет назад +2

      FEMA comes after the storm if you're on the coast you'd better start driving

    • @universe1225
      @universe1225 6 лет назад

      Me too😰
      Are you in the coastal plain?

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada 6 лет назад +1

      He should pay us back... our if his own pocket! But he's probably actually broke. Melania better get a job. He'll have to count on an immigrant to help him out.

    • @barbarawatkins4422
      @barbarawatkins4422 6 лет назад +1

      FEMA will be $10 million short due to Trump giving the money to ICE.

  • @lion3d83
    @lion3d83 6 лет назад +46

    "Flipping like a gymnast making pancakes on a trampoline"😂😂 I'm trying so hard to imagine this but keep getting that stupid 404 error message!! LMFAO Hahahahahaha

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 6 лет назад +74

    "Don't worry America, I've ordered FEMA to get the 2-ply Bounty this time." - t'rump on Twitter on Saturday

    • @rax816
      @rax816 6 лет назад +2

      South Carolina is going to be incredibly dry when they put that stuff down ☺️

    • @sonyahannah
      @sonyahannah 6 лет назад +1

      My neighbors do not appreciate your making me guffaw at 5:a.m.

  • @davidfowler1357
    @davidfowler1357 6 лет назад +172

    Ever notice when trump really boasts about something, truth is the exact opposite.

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada 6 лет назад +5

      Yup... early on. It was hard to miss!

    • @jd7089
      @jd7089 6 лет назад +8

      But Trumps racist and braindead supporters will believe Trump Even if it is a proven FACT that’s he’s lying

    • @acciousername6776
      @acciousername6776 6 лет назад +4

      But... he's a stable genius🤔

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 6 лет назад +3

      It's a technique called doubling down. Works for bullies.

    • @AnexoRialto
      @AnexoRialto 6 лет назад +6

      When Trump says "believe me", it's an extra big lie.

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 6 лет назад +205

    "We have the biggest and best storms in the world. Trememdous!"

    • @gilbertconner6478
      @gilbertconner6478 6 лет назад +3

      MforMovesets huge water large water.giant water.big water.enormous water.

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 6 лет назад +3

      Tremendously large and tremendously wet.

    • @msnfraser4459
      @msnfraser4459 6 лет назад +2

      Let's not forget the storms are very "wet".

    • @AccessoriesAddict5528
      @AccessoriesAddict5528 6 лет назад +1

      @@msnfraser4459 And watery! ☝🏾

    • @mlghelp2day
      @mlghelp2day 6 лет назад +1

      Yep...and they're all "very wet". Lol😅

  • @FM-dk1vp
    @FM-dk1vp 6 лет назад +168

    I have never been so excited for the midterm elections. I don't want to give anything away, but republicans should take note of good evacuation practices.

    • @geoffbaumgartner5335
      @geoffbaumgartner5335 6 лет назад +1

      @ss
      Ha. Bowels..

    • @FM-dk1vp
      @FM-dk1vp 6 лет назад +5

      ss They can evacuate by any means necessary to accomplish the goal. Granted, I would like to see some of them behind bars for their crimes.

    • @FM-dk1vp
      @FM-dk1vp 6 лет назад +3

      mrt57rn I cheered you all on from Texas in March and I will be with you in spirit this November also. If everyone gets out to vote here in Texas we should be able to turn the tides here too.

    • @clint8u
      @clint8u 6 лет назад

      Red Wave coming !

    • @ryanhoffman5477
      @ryanhoffman5477 6 лет назад

      F M vote Republican to save America from the Marxist Democrats!

  • @permeus2nd
    @permeus2nd 6 лет назад +99

    yes Trump is really good at Hurricane's they are both filled with hot air and blow.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +53

    Well if anyone was gonna be in that Pepe frog infested swamp, it'd be Mr. Toad.

  • @giovannylinares2054
    @giovannylinares2054 6 лет назад +30

    >An inaccessible island
    Wow, didn't know Puerto Rico was right next to Guam

  • @ChefRafi
    @ChefRafi 6 лет назад +56

    Everyone be safe. Florence is on her way!!

    • @universe1225
      @universe1225 6 лет назад +2

      I'M GONNA DIE!!! 😭

    • @heatherway25
      @heatherway25 6 лет назад +4

      I second that. Please be safe.

    • @mikestarfish
      @mikestarfish 6 лет назад +3

      It's OK Trump has siphoned the FEMA money to ICE so all you need to do is illegally cross the border and they will save you.

    • @gilbertconner6478
      @gilbertconner6478 6 лет назад

      Chef Rafi's Awesome World save Russia every one else drink the big water that's coming.

  • @FM-dk1vp
    @FM-dk1vp 6 лет назад +35

    Beto, yes 👍 Texas can make a good change.

    • @AmySorrellMusic
      @AmySorrellMusic 6 лет назад +1

      We can hardly wait to vote for him down here.

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 6 лет назад +18

    “Splash mountain” deserved a bigger laugh.

  • @MrBoondock1
    @MrBoondock1 6 лет назад +22

    🍊
    👐 What we all have to remember folks is it's surrounded by water. Big water folks. It's wet. Very wet 👐

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +34

    It's not that hard to 'understand that' if you just liberally apply a large hammer to the frontal lobe. Then nearly everything Donnie says makes much more sense.

    • @mookins45
      @mookins45 6 лет назад +3

      hey man those Republicans are being schooled by some FREAKING EXPERT RHETORICIANS who're informed by cutting-edge psychology and sociology... even Ivanka showed a deft touch in answering a tv question, using a deliberately muddled, carefully selected malapropism to avoid giving a real reply; and beyond that, to render the conversation itself defunct; to discredit discourse, make it useless. THIS IS WORLD-CLASS GODDAMN PROPAGANDA: SOVIET EXPERIENCE PLUS WESTERN SCIENCE.
      Evaluate the attack, the weapons, and the countermeasures.

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada 6 лет назад +1

      @@mookins45 yea.. that.

    • @filmfervor
      @filmfervor 6 лет назад

      But... you said liberal!
      TRIGGERED
      Lol

  • @khansahb-o4e
    @khansahb-o4e 6 лет назад +27

    lol Stormy flamed Giuliani.

  • @JEOGRAPHYSongs
    @JEOGRAPHYSongs 6 лет назад +1

    We hope all of our friends and colleagues down in North Carolina and South Carolina stay safe during this very strong and dangerous storm!

  • @slaughterhouse5309
    @slaughterhouse5309 6 лет назад +42

    Captain Trump's at the helm.... what could possibly go wrong in these storms?

  • @Qeisama
    @Qeisama 6 лет назад +63

    "I have a book coming out"
    Trump.
    Making America Literate Again.

    • @josephmonasky9495
      @josephmonasky9495 6 лет назад +1

      Make America Illiterate Again - Donald Trump/Mike Pence.

    • @susanodonovan3450
      @susanodonovan3450 6 лет назад

      MALA!!!!

    • @Leena-zh4lj
      @Leena-zh4lj 6 лет назад

      Dumpsters America seriously needs to get literate.

    • @Leena-zh4lj
      @Leena-zh4lj 6 лет назад

      @alexdapostman so why are you crying???

  • @mcemct7434
    @mcemct7434 6 лет назад +58

    Tremendously Wet !!

    • @gilbertconner6478
      @gilbertconner6478 6 лет назад +1

      MCE MCT lots of water big water.huge water.but puttin is gonna figure this out for me.

  • @supersecret4899
    @supersecret4899 6 лет назад +8

    "Flipping like a gymnast making pancakes on a trampoline!"
    Simply wonderful

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 6 лет назад +20

    Americans might inform an ignorant Aussie by telling me which group gives out the hurricane management grades. We lost the entire city of Darwin to a cyclone in 1974 but no one got an A plus or even a passing grade for the evacuation and clean up. Not sure we would have appreciated a prime minister who bragged about the operation either. PS Loved the Hindenburg analogy.

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 6 лет назад

      russell campbell FEMA and Congress, with the President driving the (in this case) clown car. Worst part? This will happen again next year.

    • @craigcorson3036
      @craigcorson3036 6 лет назад

      "which group gives out the hurricane management grades"
      You may have heard of them, the NSA. It stands for "No Such Agency".

  • @debbiegross3136
    @debbiegross3136 6 лет назад +13

    I’m so glad you’re back! You make this nightmare so much easier to endure!
    I SO wanted to say “1st”. Wait.....

  • @MrExEssex
    @MrExEssex 6 лет назад +20

    0:36 A+ from whom? Who is grading your disaster relief efforts? Where is his report card?

  • @turbogeek.421
    @turbogeek.421 6 лет назад +21

    Trump calls Puerto Rico inaccessible… Want to build a Space Force.

  • @ziqi92
    @ziqi92 6 лет назад +35

    Wow, I really feel sorry for our neighbors on the eastern seaboard. Trump thinks Puerto Rico is a success?

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada 6 лет назад

      I know hu? Scarey times.

    • @arrgghh1555
      @arrgghh1555 6 лет назад +5

      3000 brown people dead - Success. [Trump]

    • @tabbyreed8925
      @tabbyreed8925 6 лет назад +1

      A lot of them are white, he might actually try this time.

    • @bridgettepruitt5452
      @bridgettepruitt5452 6 лет назад +1

      There are several more right behind Hurricane Florence that have left Africa's coast. Pray for us all, and remember to vote.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +40

    I wouldn't peg Ivanka as the clone.. Eric, though? He looks like an organ bank clone that was pulled out of the maturation tank about 3 months too early.

    • @spammyhell6566
      @spammyhell6566 6 лет назад +3

      +New Message ~ She's a Stepford clone. If Stepford was nothing but evil soulless vampiric harpies.

  • @ThePhunkyPharaoh
    @ThePhunkyPharaoh 6 лет назад +3

    2:17
    "I'm sorry about that. Jimmy, one of those should have been Rudy"
    LOL

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 лет назад +20

    I just made an unsavory & silly joke. Seriously though: I hope everyone do what they can to stay safe.
    I cannot imagine how tough and stressful it must be for you folks who find yourselves in the Storms path.
    Sending out what love and strength I can from here..

    • @universe1225
      @universe1225 6 лет назад +1

      My cats. What about my cats? Oh boy. This is bad.

  • @websterwu8196
    @websterwu8196 6 лет назад +7

    Thanks for the View tip, Avenatti is a must watch.
    Have a huge crush on Avenatti, the vocal and tenacious lawyer.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 6 лет назад

      Self-confidence with the brains to back it up is an extremely attractive combination.

  • @victormendoza871
    @victormendoza871 6 лет назад +1

    I love it how Steven won't let the stormy skit die. Love it

  • @StewChicken42
    @StewChicken42 6 лет назад +6

    Lol "One of them should have been Giuliani". xD

  • @robincharles7057
    @robincharles7057 6 лет назад +1

    💜💜Sending good vibes and prayers to all those in the path of this hurricane 💜💜

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 6 лет назад +13

    Tremendously big and tremendously wet, the toilet this country is being flushed down by Trump.

  • @lunamax1214
    @lunamax1214 6 лет назад

    My parents live on the Crystal Coast and refuse to leave. I feel you, Stephen. Here's hoping ALL our relatives remain alive to be stubborn and impossible for years to come. 🤞

  • @c.s.7266
    @c.s.7266 6 лет назад +4

    When will this nightmare end? Thank God for comedy. I'm seriously thinking about moving to Puerto Rico. I want to help my fellow brothers and sisters.

  • @cindym5896
    @cindym5896 6 лет назад +1

    Luv his moves for the Stormy watch intro. 😂😂😂

  • @kathleenpapaleo8891
    @kathleenpapaleo8891 6 лет назад +5

    "Pillsbury Mob Boss"!

  • @vegardyrnes1793
    @vegardyrnes1793 6 лет назад +1

    14 mins fresh episode and my morning coffee in hand. Doesn´t get musch better :-D

  • @BenderRodriguez10
    @BenderRodriguez10 6 лет назад +4

    If only there were some way to access an inaccessible island. Some kind of floating water thingy or a flying car type thing might work. Just spitballing ideas here.

  • @rienpost3145
    @rienpost3145 6 лет назад +2

    1:14 Isn't it sweet he's got all his Boy Scout Badges in the background?

    • @MikeBrown-ex9nh
      @MikeBrown-ex9nh 6 лет назад

      What makes you think they are his?

    • @rienpost3145
      @rienpost3145 6 лет назад

      Fair enough. Hadn't thought of that. :)

  • @dinchild1755
    @dinchild1755 6 лет назад +8

    Don't worry! EPA Administrator, Andrew Wheeler and Energy Secretary, Rick Perry, will make sure oil prices will remain constant for emergency needs. It's a waiver of sorts.
    Remind me why this was something that needed to be decided upon? Should there not be emergency fuel accommodations / waivers always? Am I drunk?

    • @philipralph
      @philipralph 6 лет назад +1

      Don't worry - you're smarter drunk off your ass than Rick Perry sober. #DrunkDinChildPresident2020

  • @ElmersWorld
    @ElmersWorld 6 лет назад +36

    trump is the the best comedian of all time! if you don't get it, you don't get it")

  • @finris1
    @finris1 6 лет назад +14

    Trump must be the kind of person that has to think they figured out something first.
    "No one knew healthcare was so complicated." "No one knew that Puerto Rico was an island, surrounded by water.."
    Just waiting for the day he figures out "No one knew that presidents had do what is best for the country."

  • @isha.inamdar
    @isha.inamdar 6 лет назад

    I was sceptical about the beard, until I saw one of his earlier videos again. Now I'm a huge fan of the beard! I love the new Stephen💓

    • @mIGHtyClif
      @mIGHtyClif 6 лет назад +2

      He's doing it because Jon Stewart has one!

  • @Gauss6174
    @Gauss6174 6 лет назад +7

    lol stormy is gonna pretty much write a porno book called 2 minutes

  • @riosricardo7400
    @riosricardo7400 6 лет назад +2

    Puerto Rico is an Island surrounded by water plenty water..... Wet water....... Nobody knew....😃

  • @ridwanh2964
    @ridwanh2964 6 лет назад +3

    Forgot to mention nearly 3000 + citizens passed away as a result...... practically another 9/11

  • @vihaze6725
    @vihaze6725 6 лет назад

    "He looks like Toad from Mr Toad's Wild Ride, and he's gonna talk about how I look?" Lmao. I'm going to need Stormy Daniels to make more talk show appearances.

  • @Drace90
    @Drace90 6 лет назад +3

    Hey, Carolinians. Trump just said he considers 3000 dead hurricane victims and one year without power or fresh water an A+ success. From the bottom of my heart: Good luck.

  • @connectedone2343
    @connectedone2343 6 лет назад +10

    Twitler does not have empathy. He is numb to death. Dead ppl does not concern him. He is a work of darkness

    • @guapoviejo9135
      @guapoviejo9135 6 лет назад +2

      One: Dead people don't (normally) vote, so why would he possibly care about them?

  • @elenaatkinson1622
    @elenaatkinson1622 6 лет назад +4

    Technically the Hindenburg *did* land

  • @Juicexlx
    @Juicexlx 6 лет назад +1

    I'm starting to like this flute music intro. Lolll! 😏

  • @keepmoving1185
    @keepmoving1185 6 лет назад +7

    Ivanka being a clone would explain a lot

  • @naomirg8273
    @naomirg8273 6 лет назад

    Seriously I adore the 🧔!! Looking good Stephen!

  • @ayaan56
    @ayaan56 6 лет назад +3

    Stephen out here having Impossible families just like the rest of us....Family will humble you fast! lol Stay safe everyone!

  • @tanvikejriwal1
    @tanvikejriwal1 6 лет назад +2

    0:45 Who is giving you these grades?

  • @Log6578
    @Log6578 6 лет назад +7

    Puerto Rico is under the Dome that's why Trump can't help it😮

  • @vazak11
    @vazak11 6 лет назад

    Great work!

  • @pavanatanaya
    @pavanatanaya 6 лет назад +5

    Hindenburg analogies are back.

  • @abdi6381
    @abdi6381 6 лет назад +3

    “Great job in Puerto Rico”Like wtf does he mean 3000 people died!

  • @coltonnelson
    @coltonnelson 6 лет назад +24

    No ones cares if you are first.

  • @diogennesthesinope61
    @diogennesthesinope61 6 лет назад

    Lmao, the mimicking though!

  • @JJ-kl7eq
    @JJ-kl7eq 6 лет назад +331

    Trump was a year late for Hurricane Harvey bragging. So in honor for his bang up job with Hurricane Maria the new drink is being introduced. The Maria Wallbanger.

    • @ealadubh4800
      @ealadubh4800 6 лет назад +17

      It was called Hurricane Harvey out of Trump's habit of seeing invisible imaginary friends.

    • @bart1439
      @bart1439 6 лет назад +13

      How about an Impeach-mint? Refreshing, yes?

    • @erasmus9764
      @erasmus9764 6 лет назад +3

      I'm now desperately trying not to think of the Harvey Wallbanger and Bloody Mary fusion you have conjured into my subconscious... tomato and orange juice ugh.

    • @bart1439
      @bart1439 6 лет назад +1

      Ben Feiler how about a Golden Shower? :p

    • @Dante3214
      @Dante3214 6 лет назад +3

      +Omega Juicer Thankfully yes, many are leaving the 'democratic party'. There is a division in what we call the left. However we still agree in our dislike of Trump , but not to the degree that we would accept the Clintons' Dynasty. I do enjoy Colbert, and John Oliver, but I too wonder how objective they can be working for Viacom. I just came here to say to you from one man to another that even though I disagree on every conceivable level (like how some just hate Bernie) with Trump I don't blame you, at all. This is a nasty, confusing world and all we really have is Justice. And by that I mean, "Just Us"

  • @LadyAneh
    @LadyAneh 6 лет назад +1

    Who else dances to the “Stormy Watch” theme, because I do.

  • @cheetosortiz2783
    @cheetosortiz2783 6 лет назад +4

    After Woodward's book, I'm no longer annoyed every time I listen to Trump speak. He's basically a mentally disabled person with a 5th grade level intelligence. I can't hate on a handicapped child.

  • @jamiecobb2479
    @jamiecobb2479 6 лет назад +1

    Stephen, hope your family fares well through the storm

  • @gojuryu83
    @gojuryu83 6 лет назад +3

    I must say life in Europe looks particularly boring now. Peace, free healthcare, the ocasional problem but nothing serious... I look at the US and your President and I don't even know. This part of your History would not sell as fiction in bookstores for lack of plausibility.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 6 лет назад +1

      Oh, sure it would. Other countries have screwed up worse. It will be nice to have a president with feelings and a conscience again, though.

  • @michelesanchez6828
    @michelesanchez6828 6 лет назад

    Thanks a lot "Mr.President" we still are having a (great) time here in Puerto Rico !

  • @awardsg.903
    @awardsg.903 6 лет назад +7

    Water is Wet.

  • @boonlincoln
    @boonlincoln 6 лет назад +2

    Sometimes I do have to wonder if the writers of late night shows trade tips... Both Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers made the "inaccessible island"-Skull Island joke!

    • @universe1225
      @universe1225 6 лет назад +1

      That's what I was thinking. Thought no one else noticed.
      Also, there's a f*cking hurricane aiming right at me!!!!

    • @chickensdone1
      @chickensdone1 6 лет назад

      I think it's just the writers grabbing low-hanging fruit. Easy joke that everyone can understand.

    • @homerj.simpson7562
      @homerj.simpson7562 6 лет назад

      I know one person who won't.

    • @Roguecjb
      @Roguecjb 6 лет назад

      @@chickensdone1 More like because they're a bunch of hacks and theyre easy jokes to write.

  • @herotheplottmix6690
    @herotheplottmix6690 6 лет назад +3

    I'm hoping some Republican cleans the swamp and tells Trump to STFU!! And actually debates him. Republicans are so afraid of losing their base they are already losing.

  • @spicyboi4611
    @spicyboi4611 6 лет назад +1

    They need to eliminate the Jones act from Puerto Rico.

  • @erikwsince1981
    @erikwsince1981 6 лет назад +20

    42 views and 52 likes! Stephen breaks the RUclips physics laws.

    • @valfrancis5692
      @valfrancis5692 6 лет назад +1

      It's call algorithm.lol

    • @novida4770
      @novida4770 6 лет назад +5

      @@valfrancis5692 no, it's just RUclips view counter lagging behind as the influx is too large to take into account at first. Gotta give it a few minutes. Maybe a few refreshes.

  • @owingsmillss
    @owingsmillss 6 лет назад

    That was the best monologue

  • @MrPilgrim
    @MrPilgrim 6 лет назад +4

    I remember when I was spanked by a Magazine with Trumps face on it

  • @Trissa1865
    @Trissa1865 6 лет назад

    Stephen Colbert you keep me laughing through all this madness! Thank you my brother from another mother. Lol

  • @seriesjunkie0074
    @seriesjunkie0074 6 лет назад +4

    *To all Trump supporters...* This is *Fake News...* It is propaganda made up by Libtards... They'll come for your guns, if you leave your home... Hence do not, I repeat, do *not* leave your homes!
    As a great president once said, "You can't believe the mainstream media" and "What you see and hear is not true".

  • @neilm2794
    @neilm2794 6 лет назад

    I don't know why Pillsbury Mob Boss didn't get more laughs; that was fantastic lol …… the Hindenburg reference was pretty funny too, but that actually was rather spectacular aviation to get it on the ground so that almost 2/3 of the people aboard survived

  • @pieordi
    @pieordi 6 лет назад +12

    pillsbury mob boss LOL

  • @lcozzarelli
    @lcozzarelli 6 лет назад +2

    Stormywatch music = Pornosonic - Laying Pipe You’re welcome😉

  • @obito101man5
    @obito101man5 6 лет назад +7

    wheres the "here before notification squad" squad

  • @marianna7973
    @marianna7973 6 лет назад

    Seth Meyers made the same Skull Island joke lol

  • @HalluDan
    @HalluDan 6 лет назад +7

    Everyone is writing a book...

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 6 лет назад +1

      No, they are not.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 6 лет назад

      Watch her on The View. Book in works for 10 years. TRump a very small part, literally!

  • @Sigusen
    @Sigusen 6 лет назад

    "I'm sorry, one of those should have been Rudy..." Such a stupid joke, and I still laughed! haha! Well played, Mr. Colbert, well played.

  • @Aku-pm8cp
    @Aku-pm8cp 6 лет назад +10

    I mean, Trump seems to be fine with loss, whether it be financial, or a large quantity of human lives lost.

  • @Kirsten_is_cursed10
    @Kirsten_is_cursed10 6 лет назад

    The song they play for “Stormy Watch” 😂

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 лет назад +6

    But, it will be sung about this time.
    I just heard; trump hired a bard to make sure that after Florence his disastrous response won't be an unsung success.
    Phew! - all's well, folks . . .

  • @freeman960
    @freeman960 6 лет назад

    I hope Steven's family is safe. Or Stephen.👍🤠🇺🇸

  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 6 лет назад +3

    I really wanted to see Florence smack D.C. full-force - I mean, beat-sense-into-climate-change-deniers kind of monstrous force - but then I realized; Florence doesn't want Spanky to think that it came all that way to "pee" on him, doesn't want to be a part of those perverted tendencies. XD

  • @cestusfr
    @cestusfr 6 лет назад

    man i grew to love the stormy song! anywhere i can get it?