OH.MY.GOD. So I fell asleep watching you guys, as I do most nights, and had a nightmare. Like I'm writing this litterally five mins after I woke up. In the dream I commented on a video and won a competition to hang out with you guys. While we were driving around after chilling all of the sudden we were in like this Arctic industrial area (I know wtf). Austin was driving and Jared and I made some joke that distracted Austin. He crashed the van into the back of a work truck and we ended up in this icy water sinking, it felt so real and terrifying, I could see Jared's face and it was shear fear and it was bloody. Austin was screaming bloody murder. I woke up right after.... What the actual fuck. I'm still shook like this just happened.
I got fired from a lanscaping job when i was 11 because the lady i worked for had a lawn mower that ran off an exttention cord and the cord got cut. She got pissed because of something that happened on accident. I also got fired from a music store apprentceship because i said that the newer versionsof rap succk balls. And i was fired for that im 14 now and i love this channel
I worked at a pizza place and the manager said I wasn’t allowed to hang out with people I worked with and then yelled at me for hanging out with them outside of work and fired me for talking about my new shoes. When he said no talking about anything that isn’t work related.
waiting for your new videos is like waiting for the new tool album. speaking of, did you hear about what happened with the new tool album? prog snobs are gonna be pissed
i mean if i got a notification like that I wouldn't really even get excited I'd go "waiit, what?" then go click on it and see that it isn't a real Tool album and go "yea that's what i thought" and then make fun of google
I worked at a gas station. Someone bought 20 bucks on the pump but only took 10 then left. I asked the manager if I could take it the remaining. She said yes so I took the gas then next day got fired for stealing from the company.
I got fired from a Stage clothing store once because a Mexican lady was arguing about her coupons not working. When I tied to explain why she said “I can’t understand you, you need to learn some Spanish”, my reply was “but this is America? Shouldn’t you learn English?” Not to mention I had “make America great again” hat on
Dawson’s Discussions Oh, man I hate that. In literally every other country the immigrant is expected to learn the country's language not the other way around.
Kimberly Melian "America" in this context is short for "The United States of America" so no, Mexico is not America. That nonsense is spouted to try and justify open borders and it has never worked because it's wrong on all levels. Stow the PC bullshit. OP did the right thing and was unjustly fired.
Almost got fired for throwing a receipt away after buying a mountain dew. The cashier called one of the general managers who wasn't there at the time and she came in to chew me out for stealing. I politely told her to fuck off threatened to call the owner of the business to have her check the cameras and my manager knew that she couldn't do anything so she ended up fucking right off and told the other manager. He ended up high fiving me the next day because nobody really liked her anyway.
I used to work for my stepdad. The shop manager would only give me about four hours of work on a twelve hour shift. After I was finished working I’d head to the restroom and watch a movie. Needless to say I was fired because my stepdad thought I was masturbating. (He’s a Mormon)
I lost my job because I had the flu, and instead of getting my excuse in paper I had it emailed to me because I live two hours away from the clinic my insurance pays for (I'm grandfathered in on a family member who has insurance through work, the clinic is owned and operated by the company but the doctors are private, the insurance pays for that clinic, hospitals, and specialists and nothing else) they assumed I made the excuse in Photoshop, because the clinic was so far away and it was in my email, and never called the clinic to check and see if I went there. When presented with the fact that the only computer I own is my shitty laptop that can't even open chrome anymore, much less Photoshop, they had no response and simply said "It's an integrity issue and we don't want that around here, I'm afraid I can't have you working for us."
About the guy who couldn't call in sick because they would only let him make one call: family members can call in sick for you, so thats completely on him!
Was fired for using sick time. Well I got fired for not calling in earlier to use my sick time. But I didn't give two fucks. Job was cool but was surrounded by 20 something yr olds and older people who acted like they all were still in highschool. I got a new job less hours but I get full tips and don't dispise it.
You need to take legal action because they can't fire you for having a side gig. Your free time is your free time and they can't have a say or dictate what you do.
5:25 My ex while I was with her got fired from chikfila. A few days later I got druno with a couple buddy's and decided to go there and shit in the sink
Saw the new Rest, Repose set and I think u guys have found the dream team, Tony is actually pretty good at singing and u can never go wrong with Austin doing screams
I'd like to thank you tuff organic boys for introducing me into metal, and ur videos have made my bad days, good days and i laugh so hard every time keep up then good work.
If he didn’t get paid for the work he shoulda threatened to sue. Even without a contract you have to pay. There are most definitely legal ramifications there.
I was fired because, @ my work i was unchallenged. I was trying to find more work at the working place but every day my work was finished in about 3-4 hours (i was full time emplyoed) My boss told me i had to camouflage and deceive once there is not enough work. So i decided to play games on my phone @ the restroom instead of "searching" for more work. So the boss catched me while sitting on the toilett😂 well damn..😅
I got fired for confiding in my boss about my mental health. Lost my job 2 days later because of it, accused of being a threat, had my freedom taken away and was belittled, ordered to move off the property by the end of the week and pretty much treated like shit as I left. Karma got to them. They probably won’t be able to get someone else into my old position and they’re also down another staff. People are avoiding taking the positions because of the dodgy things they do.
I just applied to Hot Topic almost an hour ago (my first job) and I don’t want to be fired in a store that makes me feel happy and being surrounded by music, tv, mainstream culture, etc won’t ruin it. If it does in the future don’t jinx it.
I actually just recently got fired for plating up a to go order. The owner saw it and wanted me gone but my kitchen manager cried while firing me because I was a really good worker. The owner basically said "its him or you, fire him"
I worked at Taco Bell when I was in high school. The manager was an alcoholic Karen, and was really mean to all the new people. I had enough one day and made a hard shell taco with all the sauces, and chucked it at her 😅it hit her dead in the chest and sauce and meat went all over her. She chased me out of the store screaming at me 😂 totally worth it!
I called a dude a child molester. He was convicted and tried to justify it to my girlfriend at the time, by saying it happened to him and that was why he did it....
3 mins. Too much chesse. Worked as a pastry chef for like 14 years. Cheese is expensive. Food cost is a HUUUGE thing! No following procedure is 1 mess up, then food cost issue. He did it once... I wonder how many times is what MNGMNT would think. Its weak but yea.... cheese is expensive so I kno why they did it. A lil extreme but yea... gotta be a ninja
Hey guys, OK I know this is an old video but if you guys decide to do another similar one, feel free to use my firing. I am NOT making any of this up, it is all 100% factual!! Back in about 1991 I was working at a small locally owned lumber store/ home center and the boss was a woman named Pat. Pat had a 16 year old daughter who would come to the store all the time and just hang out. She would also bring with her one or two of her girl friends. Myself and three other adult men worked in the store, myself and Jeff the shop supervisor worked in the lumber mill area and Scott worked up front in the home center and cash register area. I was technically not "fired" but, Pat was making my life so miserable I ended up quitting . It was a Thursday and at about noon she called me into her office along with Jeff to tell me that she was going to give me the raise I had requested the previous month. She and Jeff were all smiles, what was my reaction? I literally told her, " Well Pat, I know you are a big country music fan so I will quote a great country song to you now in response to the raise, 'take this job and shove it'! I will work until 5pm when we close and then I am all done with your bullshit." So what was going on to make me do that? She was working me like a dog, having me do ALL of the lumber mill work. Every time there was a truck to be loaded or taken out and unloaded I would have to do it ALL by myself because she would make sure to call Jeff to the front of the store, this went on for about 3 weeks! I would have to unload whole truckloads of drywall, 8, 10 and even 12 footers by myself! I'm not talking about like 3 or 4 sheets, no I am talking about a truck loaded with a couple hundred of sheets! I would carry each sheet from the truck to the building it was to go in for the customer, we would deliver before the construction crews would be there to do the work. Anyway - why was Pat treating me like this? Here is the part where I must really specify that I am NOT making this up!! Because I would not go on a date with or sleep with her daughter or her daughters friends! Jeff and Scott would and did, but Ron would not! Ron, Jeff and Scott were all grown men with wives and kids at home! Because I refused to hang out with her daughter and her friends, take them out to lunch, sleep with them... Pat had it in for me. Yes, this point was made very clear to me by not only Pat but also Jeff and Pat's daughter. Now how screwed up is that?
My mom hates my band merch. I'm literally a Christian. (I do however listen to gnr, mötley Crüe and poison😂 I also got in trouble at school for wearing a shirt that has two children holding knives and says my first knife fight lol
Actually my grand father worked a 13 hour shift at the paper mill in Childersburg Alabama instead of being there when my dad was born, visited for 3 minutes and went back to work
I used to work for walmart and i seen that shit happen. They show up and magicly he wasnt hired in the first place. Yet you have to go thru 2 interviews and 2 briefings before getting hired. Fuck walmart.
i know this video is a year old but fairly recently I almost got fired for calling off for going to a boy scout thing. they made me choose between the two and I went with scouts as im almost done.
My store got shut down for the items being hazardous to kids..... it was a bdsm store. Mind you there are other stores like this still running a year later.
I got fired because I was told I didn't work at my desk that I have been working at and the guy who was my boss saw me working at it the day he fired me
Talking about follow your goals and passions. My supervisor basically told me when it comes to work don't worry about it if it's not something I plan on doing for the rest of my life because at the end of the day it's a job and I need to live my life to reach my end goals.
Jared: *is a professional songwriter*
Also Jared: I’m not creative.
God these guys are such memelords
OH.MY.GOD. So I fell asleep watching you guys, as I do most nights, and had a nightmare. Like I'm writing this litterally five mins after I woke up. In the dream I commented on a video and won a competition to hang out with you guys. While we were driving around after chilling all of the sudden we were in like this Arctic industrial area (I know wtf). Austin was driving and Jared and I made some joke that distracted Austin. He crashed the van into the back of a work truck and we ended up in this icy water sinking, it felt so real and terrifying, I could see Jared's face and it was shear fear and it was bloody. Austin was screaming bloody murder. I woke up right after.... What the actual fuck. I'm still shook like this just happened.
The water obviously symbolizes you wetting yourself, as water in dreams always does
I got fired from a lanscaping job when i was 11 because the lady i worked for had a lawn mower that ran off an exttention cord and the cord got cut. She got pissed because of something that happened on accident. I also got fired from a music store apprentceship because i said that the newer versionsof rap succk balls. And i was fired for that im 14 now and i love this channel
I worked at a pizza place and the manager said I wasn’t allowed to hang out with people I worked with and then yelled at me for hanging out with them outside of work and fired me for talking about my new shoes. When he said no talking about anything that isn’t work related.
picks arent free at guitar center? 🍻
waiting for your new videos is like waiting for the new tool album. speaking of, did you hear about what happened with the new tool album? prog snobs are gonna be pissed
Bender's fries I was very sad.
Dude, fuck that. My body was ready for it. I have never gone from complete satisfaction to wanting to fucking die in as little time as THAT shit.
i mean if i got a notification like that I wouldn't really even get excited
I'd go "waiit, what?" then go click on it and see that it isn't a real Tool album and go "yea that's what i thought" and then make fun of google
what happened? i didn't hear...
I worked at a gas station. Someone bought 20 bucks on the pump but only took 10 then left. I asked the manager if I could take it the remaining. She said yes so I took the gas then next day got fired for stealing from the company.
Caught myself head bobbing to the into lol
You guys should do a video on all of your tattoos
Love your MCR shirt Austin
I got fired from a Stage clothing store once because a Mexican lady was arguing about her coupons not working. When I tied to explain why she said “I can’t understand you, you need to learn some Spanish”, my reply was “but this is America? Shouldn’t you learn English?” Not to mention I had “make America great again” hat on
Dawson’s Discussions Oh, man I hate that. In literally every other country the immigrant is expected to learn the country's language not the other way around.
Necrotic Reaper in other countries we already know their language and help them integrate
Maybe your country does, but that isn't the way it should be.
And by the way, Mexico is America, it’s not the US but it’s America.
Kimberly Melian "America" in this context is short for "The United States of America" so no, Mexico is not America. That nonsense is spouted to try and justify open borders and it has never worked because it's wrong on all levels. Stow the PC bullshit. OP did the right thing and was unjustly fired.
Almost got fired for throwing a receipt away after buying a mountain dew. The cashier called one of the general managers who wasn't there at the time and she came in to chew me out for stealing. I politely told her to fuck off threatened to call the owner of the business to have her check the cameras and my manager knew that she couldn't do anything so she ended up fucking right off and told the other manager. He ended up high fiving me the next day because nobody really liked her anyway.
I used to work for my stepdad. The shop manager would only give me about four hours of work on a twelve hour shift. After I was finished working I’d head to the restroom and watch a movie. Needless to say I was fired because my stepdad thought I was masturbating. (He’s a Mormon)
Lol, what was with Jared's southern accent at the end? He...realizes that See You Again isn't a country song right? XD
Hey! Awesome video! What kind of guitar is that in the middle if i may ask?
best notification today
The boys are back
Got caught watching this video. True story.
Ayy, you're back!
I lost my job because I had the flu, and instead of getting my excuse in paper I had it emailed to me because I live two hours away from the clinic my insurance pays for (I'm grandfathered in on a family member who has insurance through work, the clinic is owned and operated by the company but the doctors are private, the insurance pays for that clinic, hospitals, and specialists and nothing else) they assumed I made the excuse in Photoshop, because the clinic was so far away and it was in my email, and never called the clinic to check and see if I went there. When presented with the fact that the only computer I own is my shitty laptop that can't even open chrome anymore, much less Photoshop, they had no response and simply said "It's an integrity issue and we don't want that around here, I'm afraid I can't have you working for us."
Got fired for missing work from a factory job. I missed days being in and out of the hospital on the medical leave they said I had to take.
the intro looks like two 12 year olds who just found rap and decided to freestyle with each other in their basement
Boss: Toby wtf are you doing
Toby: *beating up coworker* b**** stole my lunchables
Boss: oh hell no *joins fight*
Im scared now. I just started my first job today.
Y'all should look into "Painless" pretty much all previous emmure bandmates lol 😂 not to bad.
M shadows on the left right?
I was fired for playing War Robots while flooding the kitchen.
Dunky Derps, love the show!
yo austin where do i buy your bands music fucking brutal as fuck love it
Got fired for being diagnosed with spinal issues 2 years ago.
Manager caught me pretending to work at the place...
LOVE YOU GUYS!
Last seconds were the cutes))).
Austin: *poker face*
Jared: purring, meowy cat
Love you guys^-^
Best of luck!)
i was fired for telling customers at at the big apple shop in bestbuy to buy a PC instead of anything apple for gaming, video editing, etc lmao
About the guy who couldn't call in sick because they would only let him make one call: family members can call in sick for you, so thats completely on him!
Was fired for putting a huge hole in the floor with a pallet jack
Was fired for using sick time. Well I got fired for not calling in earlier to use my sick time. But I didn't give two fucks. Job was cool but was surrounded by 20 something yr olds and older people who acted like they all were still in highschool. I got a new job less hours but I get full tips and don't dispise it.
11:20 im dying
it’s back!
One time i was fired for walking over 4 miles to work every day
as a licensed tattoo artist I was fired because i made a magazine and the owner said i made him look bad because he didn't.
I got fired once because my found out I had a second part time job.
Still doesn't make sense to me years later.
You need to take legal action because they can't fire you for having a side gig. Your free time is your free time and they can't have a say or dictate what you do.
First one = whooosh
5:25
My ex while I was with her got fired from chikfila. A few days later I got druno with a couple buddy's and decided to go there and shit in the sink
Who’s gonna sample that intro rap first
The first thing I noticed was the MCR shirt 😂😂😂 HELP IM ADDICTED!!
Got caught playing war robots.
MobileGamingReviews what's UE gamer tag?
Even worse, I got caught playing RAID:Shadow Legends
Accidently sending a nude from one of my co workers to the staff group chat... twas a nightmare and were both not working at that pub
One time I got fired for smoking pot with my bosses daughter at their house
That'll do it man 😂
lmao hell yeah
Yike
Bet she was hell on heels
Either Jared films like 90 videos a day or he only owns like 4 shirts.
Cant tell.
leerey14 4 shirts
both
It’s definantly both
Knowing him, he has a complete walk-in closet only for band shirts. But he sure only wears 4 for TDDS vids :D
Austin seems like the manager who wouldn't fire you for doing weird shit but would join you instead
That intro is why everyone thinks you smoke a blunt before you start the video. Lol
Randy Loyd III good stuff. 100% Kush
Probably also explains his "affectionate puppy" act at the end. :D
"I'm not editing that out."
And that one decision was the birth of so many fanfictions
I got fired for firing too many people
Saw the new Rest, Repose set and I think u guys have found the dream team, Tony is actually pretty good at singing and u can never go wrong with Austin doing screams
I was a cars salesmen. And I slapped a car. So then I got fired.😩😥
Rodrigo Maravilla Slapped a car? Wow
Car salesman: *slaps roof of car*
Boss: you're fired
*slaps roof of car*
This bad boy can fit so many homeless people in it
S N A P P L E
I N
M E
A S S E Y
I'd like to thank you tuff organic boys for introducing me into metal, and ur videos have made my bad days, good days and i laugh so hard every time keep up then good work.
If he didn’t get paid for the work he shoulda threatened to sue. Even without a contract you have to pay. There are most definitely legal ramifications there.
I was fired because, @ my work i was unchallenged. I was trying to find more work at the working place but every day my work was finished in about 3-4 hours (i was full time emplyoed) My boss told me i had to camouflage and deceive once there is not enough work. So i decided to play games on my phone @ the restroom instead of "searching" for more work. So the boss catched me while sitting on the toilett😂 well damn..😅
Our cheese percentage has been out of hand ever since we hired you! You Gots Ta Go!!!
Got fired for watching Dickey Dines show, on my lunch break
"I'm not editing this out"
-Austin Dickey
I got fired for confiding in my boss about my mental health. Lost my job 2 days later because of it, accused of being a threat, had my freedom taken away and was belittled, ordered to move off the property by the end of the week and pretty much treated like shit as I left. Karma got to them. They probably won’t be able to get someone else into my old position and they’re also down another staff. People are avoiding taking the positions because of the dodgy things they do.
I just applied to Hot Topic almost an hour ago (my first job) and I don’t want to be fired in a store that makes me feel happy and being surrounded by music, tv, mainstream culture, etc won’t ruin it. If it does in the future don’t jinx it.
Just found out my grandpa is dying but this video improved my day, thanks guys.
That sucks! i'm sorry to hear that :( I hope things get better!
stay strong man
Good luck to grandpa
im sorry for you bro
Thank you all! The support from you guys has been awesome. Thank you lots!
I actually just recently got fired for plating up a to go order. The owner saw it and wanted me gone but my kitchen manager cried while firing me because I was a really good worker. The owner basically said "its him or you, fire him"
Is dakota lucker related to Mitch lucker
shawn pierotti no
I was fired for being unable to answer questions designed for a Team Leader... I was a newbie. Fucking hate Auditors 😂
thank you guys for working so hard to entertain us. we love you.
I worked at Taco Bell when I was in high school. The manager was an alcoholic Karen, and was really mean to all the new people. I had enough one day and made a hard shell taco with all the sauces, and chucked it at her 😅it hit her dead in the chest and sauce and meat went all over her. She chased me out of the store screaming at me 😂 totally worth it!
I called a dude a child molester. He was convicted and tried to justify it to my girlfriend at the time, by saying it happened to him and that was why he did it....
Enters restroom. "Who shif in the urinal
I got blacklisted from Walmarts for jokingly telling what I thought was a friend coworker to quote "die in a fire."
Dude the go on, git is something I've used since I was young the use of it in this thumbnail brings a tear to my eye. It's great guys
CLAPPY CLAPPY CLAPPY
I got fired 5 minutes ago. For being “too young” to bus tables. Btw 2 months into my job
Does Jared have any other shirts😂
3 mins. Too much chesse.
Worked as a pastry chef for like 14 years. Cheese is expensive. Food cost is a HUUUGE thing! No following procedure is 1 mess up, then food cost issue.
He did it once... I wonder how many times is what MNGMNT would think. Its weak but yea.... cheese is expensive so I kno why they did it.
A lil extreme but yea... gotta be a ninja
Hey guys, OK I know this is an old video but if you guys decide to do another similar one, feel free to use my firing. I am NOT making any of this up, it is all 100% factual!!
Back in about 1991 I was working at a small locally owned lumber store/ home center and the boss was a woman named Pat. Pat had a 16 year old daughter who would come to the store all the time and just hang out. She would also bring with her one or two of her girl friends. Myself and three other adult men worked in the store, myself and Jeff the shop supervisor worked in the lumber mill area and Scott worked up front in the home center and cash register area. I was technically not "fired" but, Pat was making my life so miserable I ended up quitting . It was a Thursday and at about noon she called me into her office along with Jeff to tell me that she was going to give me the raise I had requested the previous month. She and Jeff were all smiles, what was my reaction? I literally told her, " Well Pat, I know you are a big country music fan so I will quote a great country song to you now in response to the raise, 'take this job and shove it'! I will work until 5pm when we close and then I am all done with your bullshit." So what was going on to make me do that? She was working me like a dog, having me do ALL of the lumber mill work. Every time there was a truck to be loaded or taken out and unloaded I would have to do it ALL by myself because she would make sure to call Jeff to the front of the store, this went on for about 3 weeks! I would have to unload whole truckloads of drywall, 8, 10 and even 12 footers by myself! I'm not talking about like 3 or 4 sheets, no I am talking about a truck loaded with a couple hundred of sheets! I would carry each sheet from the truck to the building it was to go in for the customer, we would deliver before the construction crews would be there to do the work. Anyway - why was Pat treating me like this? Here is the part where I must really specify that I am NOT making this up!! Because I would not go on a date with or sleep with her daughter or her daughters friends! Jeff and Scott would and did, but Ron would not! Ron, Jeff and Scott were all grown men with wives and kids at home! Because I refused to hang out with her daughter and her friends, take them out to lunch, sleep with them... Pat had it in for me. Yes, this point was made very clear to me by not only Pat but also Jeff and Pat's daughter. Now how screwed up is that?
My mom hates my band merch. I'm literally a Christian. (I do however listen to gnr, mötley Crüe and poison😂 I also got in trouble at school for wearing a shirt that has two children holding knives and says my first knife fight lol
Non-uniform day for freak'n.. Chick-fil-ai (srry if spelled wrong) *wears cannibal corps shirt* get the heck out of my christian server !!
Actually my grand father worked a 13 hour shift at the paper mill in Childersburg Alabama instead of being there when my dad was born, visited for 3 minutes and went back to work
I used to work for walmart and i seen that shit happen. They show up and magicly he wasnt hired in the first place. Yet you have to go thru 2 interviews and 2 briefings before getting hired. Fuck walmart.
Austin looks like Chris from family guy 😂😂😂😂
Dickles dines have blessed us with a holy video
“Yo Teresa put yo fat fucking fingers off my godamn lunchable”- Austin Dickey
"Im not editing this out" 😂😭
They really dropped the most fire freestyle of 2018 and the rap community ignored it
Speaking of companies getting free work out of people, a guy at my job worked for a week before the company knew he started.
ted hunt: sue for discrimination
i know this video is a year old but fairly recently I almost got fired for calling off for going to a boy scout thing. they made me choose between the two and I went with scouts as im almost done.
So, I heard Austin's metal scream and I was like 0o0 so know I'm here stalking him on this vid. I see his shirt now I'm all
My store got shut down for the items being hazardous to kids..... it was a bdsm store. Mind you there are other stores like this still running a year later.
On the behalf of Christianity I apologize to the cannibal corpse shirt guy.
I got fired because I was told I didn't work at my desk that I have been working at and the guy who was my boss saw me working at it the day he fired me
Nice MCR shirt, austin
What, no warning?
*No second chance?*
Talking about follow your goals and passions. My supervisor basically told me when it comes to work don't worry about it if it's not something I plan on doing for the rest of my life because at the end of the day it's a job and I need to live my life to reach my end goals.