Remember the episode when James TIBERIUS Kirk was all hot for that alien hot (to him) humanoid girl? The semiaquatic one whose mating ritual was like fish spawning? Boy was he disappointed!
Somehow I get the feeling our fearless captain is used to experiencing a burning sensation in his genitals after bedding women of questionable background.
😂😂😂😂 This is what happens when you take the worst traits of James TIBERIUS Kirk & meld it with the less than stellar inner workings of Han Solo. *Giggle* 😂😂😂
lol blue princess and the first thing that crosses my mind is the purple skinned daughter of a space pirate queen who went by the name Violent Violet in the surreal scifi book "A Spaceship Repair Girl Supposedly Named Rachel" (the main character from Earth hesitates the first couple of times someone asks for her name because of how wacky her world is going and so everyone assumes that the name Rachel is a pseudonym, this annoys her until the very end when she decides to go with it and have fun with it; I call it surreal because Earth is infected with Math, and in the rest of the universe objective numbers is a dirty concept at best, especially when applied to distance, time, and speed)
NGL if we encounter aliens and they include sapient spiders... I better not be on any diplomatic missions involving contact with them cause I wouldn't be able to promise that I'd play nice, especially if they fed like IRL spiders via liquefaction of a living creature.
But is it her group or the rebels that are offering the huge reward? It is like the old comment that a south american naval officer made. He was in a US training facility at the time when he made it. He said, "You talk about problems, my destroyer was far away from home on a patrol, when we got a radio message. "There has been a revolution!" "Which side are you on?"
He thought his friend with the wrinkly brain would keep him safe.... i mean he can't even see super well with just one eye but always seems to end up leading the way everytime they go drinking.
Some spicy content from time to time is great... One of my favorite stories is one of those can never remember the name... Slavers get a human and some alien for fighting and the ship doctor also non human (centaur like) helps them with escape of enact revenge. Was laden with a good bit of underlying erotica.
The difference is that Kirk stayed up to date on known species and key details to look for when it comes to scoring sapient tail. Some you please , some please you, some require special rituals and some require hazmat gear for your Johnson..... Kirk was directly responsible for nearly 2/5ths of the Rule34 compatibility database. To boldy go where no man has gone before... He may have been captain of the enterprise but he followed the orders of his little admiral, Vein P Cock.
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Just because she LOOKS compatible doesn't mean she IS compatible. OUCH!
Remember the episode when James TIBERIUS Kirk was all hot for that alien hot (to him) humanoid girl? The semiaquatic one whose mating ritual was like fish spawning? Boy was he disappointed!
Just desserts have been handed out.
Sounds like you just need a propalaptic and the right lube...
Somehow I get the feeling our fearless captain is used to experiencing a burning sensation in his genitals after bedding women of questionable background.
The Peregrine Eon sounds suspiciously like the Millennium Falcon. 👍
Ya think?
Sounds more like Number 13. To me! But less guns.
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@@williamcastro3017 What, in Velocitie's name is Number 13?
@@darwinskeeper421 An unlucky number.
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This is what happens when you take the worst traits of James TIBERIUS Kirk & meld it with the less than stellar inner workings of Han Solo. *Giggle*
😂😂😂
Working with a partner that comes off as a somewhat more adventurous version of C-3PO.
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And I thought the captain of the firefly was their lovechild 😂
This meld was wonderfully done, for comedic effect. Also the implant shit was awesome.
All that trouble just to get his unit burned 😂
The droid heroicly tweaking out when it stood had me balling.
Space Dandy, I just remembered why this seemed so familiar,this is literally just an episode of Space Dandy.
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
I initially expected for her to actually be the villain, captured by heroic freedom fighters, and Tiberius unwittingly freeing the despot.
Great story; Excellent narration! I would like to have some of the Terran Space Force mods!
Road kill and acid! I've known sailors that that wouldn't have deterred. And would have bragged about it. I forgot about the starfish. Heh!
This makes me miss RegalLegalEsagle's stories.
All that just to get acid burns on his meat rocket. Ouch. For The Agro-rythm!
Tiberius at the doctor 'it burns when I pee' 😂
25:41 Dragonsoup??? Explains why we haven't heard from Bob the dragon.
Hope Bob the Dragon is doing well and it's just a soup co. sponsorship. As well as all the other patrons of old no matter what the Tier level.
The ending was worth the wait.
"or whatever else he happened to fined" Story of my life
hmmmm, Zap Brannigan rides again (although he may come to regret that lol)
That was a helluva a good read. I'm hoping there's more, that this is not a one-shot.
Rather then execute him for sleeping with his daughter, the king opted to just laugh at him.
lol blue princess and the first thing that crosses my mind is the purple skinned daughter of a space pirate queen who went by the name Violent Violet in the surreal scifi book "A Spaceship Repair Girl Supposedly Named Rachel" (the main character from Earth hesitates the first couple of times someone asks for her name because of how wacky her world is going and so everyone assumes that the name Rachel is a pseudonym, this annoys her until the very end when she decides to go with it and have fun with it; I call it surreal because Earth is infected with Math, and in the rest of the universe objective numbers is a dirty concept at best, especially when applied to distance, time, and speed)
Ok, I now feel the need to look for more info on this book...
Well, gonna have to look that one up 😊
Kind of trying to hard to be Han Solo, Starlord, and Kirk rolled into one.
Soooo, he got burned? 😆
Add the Terran Space Marines and Zerdlings from Star-Craft to the mix.
Rule 34 failed him!
Kirk spent all those decades contributing to the rule34 database and humans men still tend to check it only after there is an issue 😂
NGL if we encounter aliens and they include sapient spiders... I better not be on any diplomatic missions involving contact with them cause I wouldn't be able to promise that I'd play nice, especially if they fed like IRL spiders via liquefaction of a living creature.
That was good!!
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But is it her group or the rebels that are offering the huge reward?
It is like the old comment that a south american naval officer made.
He was in a US training facility at the time when he made it.
He said,
"You talk about problems, my destroyer was far away from home on a patrol, when we got a radio message.
"There has been a revolution!"
"Which side are you on?"
Thank you for the reading
Cool story.
Great video, like always! The music volume is a bit distacting.
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Amusing space opera not quite crossover.
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Poor guy...he went through all that trouble...😂
He thought his friend with the wrinkly brain would keep him safe.... i mean he can't even see super well with just one eye but always seems to end up leading the way everytime they go drinking.
She gave him a burning sensation for all the wrong reasons...
ahhh the things we do for "love".... there may be pain and agony involved ..but.... WORTH IT!
Some spicy content from time to time is great... One of my favorite stories is one of those can never remember the name... Slavers get a human and some alien for fighting and the ship doctor also non human (centaur like) helps them with escape of enact revenge. Was laden with a good bit of underlying erotica.
@@TCFamas I remember that it was called 'When Deathworlders Meet' it's a really good story
For DA SKWERL and his Nest, May the fourth ne with you
What if Kirk was discharged from the Federation.
The difference is that Kirk stayed up to date on known species and key details to look for when it comes to scoring sapient tail. Some you please , some please you, some require special rituals and some require hazmat gear for your Johnson..... Kirk was directly responsible for nearly 2/5ths of the Rule34 compatibility database.
To boldy go where no man has gone before... He may have been captain of the enterprise but he followed the orders of his little admiral, Vein P Cock.
I loved the ending! 😂
That was great. An entertaining tale.
This was hillarious.
I'm pretty sure Tiberius didn't get kicked out of the military his unit probably would have murdered him
Yep, thats a human!!
Good story
This sounds like a Flashman story done as sci-fi. I love it!
For the algorithm 😀
... He should of studied Xenobiology. This is why you pay attention in class
Are these on Spotify per chance?
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