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@@nickramsby2682 bro is playing the smart game, not the hard game. Plus that plug can be easily skipped, if you don't want to skip it, then you have the freedom to watch
i think i love the (partially comedic) theory that vulkan has just been beating the shit out of the krork for 10,000 years and vulkan's going to emerge at somepoint from the waugh with the blessing of gork and mork, and accidentally just have a bunch of orks follow him around trying to get him to be their warboss while he's trying to help up the imperium, and vulkan at some point just says "okay guys this battle isn't going well so im going to call in my ork friends to help" and we just get a weird scene of imperium and ork forces allied against the tyranids or something.
@@Swagmessiah8394The new novels "oh noo another space mguffin that Abbadon needs?" Vulcan: Give this man a Hug WAAAAGH *charges in painted green from head to toe with da boiz.
I wonder what the Emperor and Malcador's contingency for Vulkan getting out of hand was. Having a completely unkillable demigod sounds like a threat to anyone on the other side
The Lions Sword. That is the contagion for that. That is why the Custodian Guard did not let Cyper(Epsilon) meet the Emperor with the Lion Sword, because that can kill Imortals..
When Majorkill said that the water bottle could kill someone he should have said that for all the merchandise, truly Perfect Warhammer merch. *Warning may or may not be able to kill a Perpetual*
@@Zudokorniuswell yeah, I imagine seeing a huge golden warrior with all these powers seems pretty normal considering that’s literally a primarch. but imagine seeing through all that and seeing a normal ass man not even 7 feet tall With a psychic might that transcends anything in your known universe. All of that contained in such a small vessel would scare the shit out of you.
The concept that killing a perpetual makes their perpetuality stronger is quite fascinating. Couldn't this mean that if the Golden Throne is fixed and stops requiring more and more of the Emperor, that eventually he would be able to regenerate himself? Like he has been pratically dying and reviving every second for the last 10 thousand years.
@@starburst98 At some point the big guy is gonna get off that chair. The galaxy is going to shit at such a rapid pace that only something like the Emperor reviving fully will save the Imperium, from itself as much as its enemies.
To fully revive the emperor, GW would have to sacrifice the lifeforce of all of it's writers.. Because that's not a character that's easy to balance if he can do whatever he wants unrestricted...
Chaos has made two, to my knowledge. Aside from that woman you mentioned, one of the Emperor's Children is also a perpetual, although I can't remember his name. Edit: He's Mordrac
You mean lucios the eternal? He aint a perpetual, he just comes back by taking posesion of the body of the person that killed him if that person has even the slightest smidge of pride while doing so. There are space marines who can legit kill him for good cuz they dont feel pride at all.
@@bloodangel19 yeah, I think the same. Drach'nayen could be considered as being a bit less than full strength due to him fking up multiple things, before his fight with big e. But also it is said that he impaled the Big E with all his strength which penetrated Big E's armor and kinda fked his insides, but Big E walked it off due to death being for gays, and Big E was a devout homophobe
I would like to see a salamander with a portion of vulkans perpetuality. Weve has started before who inherited their primarchs "gifts". Talos from the night lords is an easy example.
A segment from The Horus Heresy - Sons of the Forge by Nick Kyme Sons of Horus are regrouping and resupplying after a recent skirmish with a Salamander patrol Rayko Solomus had left the pit and was sitting on a ammo crate looking out of the battlements of the north wall. He saw the city ruins on the decaying horizon and found himself unmoved. As he only half-heard the menials toiling below and behind him Solomus wondered how long he has been this way.. dead inside. The rifted feeling, only when he held the torturer's knife, did a moat of true emotion return... and even that had been denied to him. The mechanicum emissary had the drake now. "He did not scream?" asked Nevok. Stopping to regard Solomus as he loaded a fresh shell into his weapons clip. "Hmm they certainly can take pain" Nevok stood sentry, waiting for the Salamanders to come. Sons of Horus stood at arms now, bolters at the ready, a squad of heavy weapons with their sights trained on the skies. Their subterfuge, no longer any use to them. They would fight the Salamanders in open battle. They were bloodied though, a row of dead lay in a makeshift apothecarian, waiting for rank to remove their prodgynoids. Even the survivors had burned and scorched armor. S: "They are born into it..." said Solomus. "..unto fire and death" N: Nevok nodded as he slipped in another bolt shell. "Have you seen their bodies? His scars had scars.." S: Solomus drew his knife, admiring the sharpness of the blade. "He killed Hajuk, Morvek and Ezremas.." he said, counting the legionaries one at the time on his gauntleted fingers. " ..at the same time. He fought them, three against one!" N: Nevok laughed as he slammed his clip back into his boltgun. "I seriously doubt that! The Drake was a fighter, anyone who is legion could see that, BUT ALL THREE?" He shook his head and scoffed. "Ezremas alone would have gutted him! These drakes are warm blooded, but they are not like us. They're weak!" VK: "He did it!" said a voice from behind them. Vosto Kurnan made his way onto the battlements via a metal stair that creaked under his armored weight. "I saw him" he added matter of factly, coming to stand beside the other legionaries. N: "Then why did you not intervene?!" said Nevok. VK: "They done themselves enough dishonor without my defeat of the drake making it worse." he said.. "..besides I hated Hajuk, Morvek and Ezremas.." N: "You hate everyone brother captain.." VK: "Hmph, true.." Kurnan said lightly and looked descant at Nevok. "But I reserve a special hatred for some. And they aren't weak..." he added. "You never served on Istvan V. You never saw them fight." N: Nevok looked at them both, nonplussed.. "What!? That was butchery, not service!" VK: Kurnan drew close. Nevok had his bolter by his side and fully loaded "We HAD them brother... The Ravens were abroad, guerilla fighting even then. The Gorgon and his warriors.. well they were hellbent on Fulgrim. But we had the drakes, surrounded, outnumbered, at the mercy of the high ground and our entrenched artillery. You should have seen the Iron Warriors pummel them.." he shook his head as if remembering the events he was describing in vivid detail. "Any other foe would have died and died fast, and they did..." he said. His voice grew low and menacing "But those drakes refused to yield. They fought even as the bombs rained and their brethren fell in droves. Even when the Gorgon died and when the Lord of Drakes fell soon after.. and when the raven fled they kept on... ..and on. Some had lost limbs, others were impaled or blind. Wounded beyond any reasonable capacity to function... ..even for legionaries..." Kurnan backed off, but his eyes still burned into Nevok's through his retinal lenses. "I heard it said that, ..when you kill one of Guilliman's sons, you make sure he is dead. Vulcan's sons... ..well they just don't die at all..." After reading this little snippet, I always felt all Salamanders are a bit more special than we give them credit for. But I get what you mean, something more than this subtle 'over' durability would be something.
This lore has been so amazing to absorb over the last few months. Thank you Majorkill, for not only conveying all these rich stories, but simultaneously entertaining the shit out of us.
Getting a video about how each of the pre heresy primarchs would have reacted to and ruled when put I Guillimans position of lord regent would be very cool not going to lie
You seemed to miss the athame dagger that permakilled Erda! Also, we know that Drach'Nyen could have and nearly did kill the Emperor and that big E was genuinely frightened.
If perpetuals can transfer life force and Vulcan is a primarch perpetual, what would happen if he transferred his life force into the emperor. Do you think that could revive him and get him off the golden thrown????
Humanity was already incredibly xenophobic before the Imperium was ever created because aliens took full advantage of humanity’s weakness during the Age of Strife. And if the Imperium never worshipped the Emperor they would fill that void with chaos worship.
Nothing would be as awesome as him swinging a huge fuck off hammer at a bunch of space bugs while his sons burn the shit out of them. Basically the nids would be the ant hill and Vulkan and the Salamanders would be the 5 year old with a shoe and magnifying glass.
The description of Tzeentch reminds me of times I was tripping nutz on lsd or shrooms and looking at some of the really trippy black light reactive posters from Spencers. As I stared at em parts of it would grow and stream into other parts of itself while other parts are melting and shrinking and melding into itself. Definitely eye opening and brain expanding. Have you ever used any psychedelics Major? If not I would highly recommend trying some good shrooms. I'm Sure it woukd definitely give deeper perspective on not just everything around you and life itself, but also your work and the works of 40k in general. Before 40k I am a huge Tolkien fan, and when I first took LSD and re read LOTR over the next week, it was fucking amazing how much new and extra I picked up. And that was that. Been using a few times a year ever since....and more and more of the Matrix becomes visible every time.
As far as killing Emps goes, it is also important to remember that if the Golden Throne is rendered inoperable, it will open the giant warp rift it's holding shut. The one from Magnus punching a hole in the defenses around Big E's webway project. The entire solar system would be caput. Arguably worth the return of the master of mankind, but not if it means the loss of Mars, Terra, and the Segmentum Solar's infrastructure. Perhaps moving the Sol system in its entirety is the solution. The warp rift opens, sure, but Big E could then find and act upon a solution for his undeath without the concern of essentially warp-nuking the cradle of humanity. As a device of the Necron, the Orrery would likely be able to transport only the material part of Terra; the rift could remain behind. The opening of the great rift has already empowered the emperor, so perhaps this could awaken him fully. The way 40k lore seems to go, the return of humanity's greatest hope would be balanced by the galaxy getting torn a new one, yet again. You and @40kTheories are free to nab this idea for a video.
For a video idea, how about a theory regarding if good Clonegrim escapes the Infinite Museum. What would he do, how much has he changed, how would the Imperium regard him, would he even want to come back, what he could offer the Imperium if he did, the reactions of other races, his brothers (at least whoever is alive enough), his Astartes, Chaos, and such. Personally, I’d love to see a big old fight between Clonegrim and Snakegrim with a bit of a mini civil war amongst his old Astartes. Give Slanesshi a bit of a kick in the balls. Also give his moniker of the Phoenix another go, bringing his legion back to ‘life’.
Fulgrim's clone falls to Chaos, just as Bile predicted. The clone kills Trillions of Imperials and Billions of Eldar before being devoured by the real Fulgrim, making him more powerful!
Why did Vulkan go insane, up till the moment he beat Konrad he was completely sane - it wasnt till he teleported to Macragge he became insane, explain that logic!
7:42 that image of Vulkan had me fucking ROLLING Ngl. Some poor space monkey looking on in horror as 12 foot tall beefcake of a man runs around screaming “OI YA GIT, ‘ooz up fer a propah scrap??” 😂
I can see the big retcon from the next book being oli pers gives his perpetually to the big E rather than getting curb stomper after surgery rushing Horus
Greater demons are also good for unsubscribing perpetuals from life. Erda was killed by 4 of them and Drach'nien smacked Emperor pretty hard, considering that his psychic blast evaporated every other demon in radius
omg that's why in the end and the death volume 1. when john and his crew enter the golden thrown. Volkan turns around and look at john and goes i know you.... thank you so much
Dropping just about any Perpetual into a star, or even a Black Hole, sounds like it'd be pretty final. It wouldn't just be about all the constant damage being taken, it'd also be about getting OUT.
Another lesser known way to be immortal is to be some poor bastard named Luis hehehehe. Also Major Mini for Commissar Yarrick who the Orkz should've believed harder about apparently.
I run under the assumption that methods that would permakill daemons like a cronesword, for example, would kill perpetuals too. Kinda sorta assume that they are basically people with daemon souls or something like that.
If vulkan comes back with some psychic abilities, he could potentially replace the big E on the throne, giving the golden man some time to regenerate and return to full strength, or at least not a corpse.
FWIW, I use koozies (what you call stubby coolers) all the friggin time. Fishing, camping, tailgating, parties, misc. So, nothing against this drop, but more of those would totally have me jonesing for more Majorkill merch. Food for thought...
Big E is so powerful that not only he remains untouched by other Chaos Gods in the warp but also be able to reach into the material realm to aid mankind at will.
Most logical path to getting big E off the golden throne, get guilliman's Eldar girlfriend to build an actual web way gate under the palace that can be closed effectively fixing what Magnus did, disconnect the throne and slowly turn it off that way you upset the balance. more body regeneration and less life sucking chair. The only issue after that is what state big E is going to be in I mean he has been a literal gate for terra and a galactic star chart for how long now, he's more stretched across the galaxy than even the eye of terror is. We know he's half insane most of the time thanks to his chat with guilliman unless you say gods are real then he will literally body snatch someone just to show up in a full cognitive form to literally tell you how close you are to being yeeted for your words by him.
Well one perpetual was slowly being corrupted by a very weak chaos powers and was slowly turning into a wooden puppet. (Dark future novels) and he also killed poe (also a perpetual)
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your shameless self plug was literally over 20% of the video mate, maybe tune it down a bit
@@nickramsby2682Just skip it. Also thats almost every vid he has
Even in death, I still drip.
@@nickramsby2682 bro is playing the smart game, not the hard game.
Plus that plug can be easily skipped, if you don't want to skip it, then you have the freedom to watch
The concept of Vulkan just running through a forest painted with a white checker pattern screaming waaaaggggh at some random plant is hilarious to me
FUCK YOU PLANT!! YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
i think i love the (partially comedic) theory that vulkan has just been beating the shit out of the krork for 10,000 years and vulkan's going to emerge at somepoint from the waugh with the blessing of gork and mork, and accidentally just have a bunch of orks follow him around trying to get him to be their warboss while he's trying to help up the imperium, and vulkan at some point just says "okay guys this battle isn't going well so im going to call in my ork friends to help" and we just get a weird scene of imperium and ork forces allied against the tyranids or something.
@@Swagmessiah8394The new novels "oh noo another space mguffin that Abbadon needs?"
Vulcan: Give this man a Hug WAAAAGH *charges in painted green from head to toe with da boiz.
Only Vulkan would be friendly enough to befriend the greenskins.
@@sovietunion7643”I- what?”
(Billions of orks come out of nowhere)
_“These creatures do my bidding now!”_
Kreig guardsman: discovered to be a perpetual.
Kreig guardsman: "Muffled screams."
I wonder what the Emperor and Malcador's contingency for Vulkan getting out of hand was. Having a completely unkillable demigod sounds like a threat to anyone on the other side
I dont think Big E ever considered that. Just like the Lion and Rogal. He knew they would never turn.
Vulkan is too human to fall to chaos and too smart to go renegade.
Throw his body on the throne
Ironically thats exactly what we have with Angron now.
The Lions Sword.
That is the contagion for that.
That is why the Custodian Guard did not let Cyper(Epsilon) meet the Emperor with the Lion Sword, because that can kill Imortals..
Ways to kill a perpetual: 1. Use powerful psykic sorcery, 2. Stab him with "not kryptonite", or 3. BEEG ORK
4. Gold toilet
A video about how each Primarch would react to the modern imperium is a video I see requested alot, sounds like a cool idea 🙂
Bro refused to give up
How long have you benn commenting
@kodak I saw the person who was doing it had stopped so I came in to cover them
You carry that torch broski 👊
Nah
I love that Majorkill uses the "can I beat someone to death with it...and then use it for its intended purpose?" as a metric for Good Quality.
When Majorkill said that the water bottle could kill someone he should have said that for all the merchandise, truly Perfect Warhammer merch. *Warning may or may not be able to kill a Perpetual*
4:05 John Grammaticus saw Big E's True Form behind His Golden Appearance and it freaked him out.
and it was before Big E screwed the chaos gods and multiplied his power.
Did he? In which novel was it? The last Siege of Terra book?
@@clementbianchini8651 Something like that was in the book called Legion, as i recall.
@@Zudokorniuswell yeah, I imagine seeing a huge golden warrior with all these powers seems pretty normal considering that’s literally a primarch. but imagine seeing through all that and seeing a normal ass man not even 7 feet tall With a psychic might that transcends anything in your known universe. All of that contained in such a small vessel would scare the shit out of you.
The concept that killing a perpetual makes their perpetuality stronger is quite fascinating. Couldn't this mean that if the Golden Throne is fixed and stops requiring more and more of the Emperor, that eventually he would be able to regenerate himself? Like he has been pratically dying and reviving every second for the last 10 thousand years.
The rift has supposedly made the emperor start growing stronger faster, so he may be barely outhealing the throne now.
@@starburst98 At some point the big guy is gonna get off that chair. The galaxy is going to shit at such a rapid pace that only something like the Emperor reviving fully will save the Imperium, from itself as much as its enemies.
does the throne require more energy each time? because if its a contstant, the emperor should be outhealing it already
@@John-jc3ty It's because the throne is breaking down
To fully revive the emperor, GW would have to sacrifice the lifeforce of all of it's writers.. Because that's not a character that's easy to balance if he can do whatever he wants unrestricted...
There is no known way for the Emperor to die... In immortal words of Raiden, "There are fates worse than death!"
Perpetuals are gamers who don't die. They just respawn.
They only rage quit when you use weapons that destroy your life essence cause it's too toxic
that's why they had to give Vulkan the n word pass
@@maximusd26🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Orcs fit the description. But they have it "one life only hard mode."
3:46 Malcador roleplaying as Palpatine But Bro With Big E
How to you potentially kill the emperor?!?!? I think i hear the inquisition calling
Paint the wall a gasthly sliver. At least it will kill him internally!
*coughs in thorian*
2:56 Ollannius Pius the Perpetual was the last practitioner of the Catholic faith even after Big E outlawed all religions of Old Terra.
That made him the pope
Dues vult!!!
Chaos has made two, to my knowledge. Aside from that woman you mentioned, one of the Emperor's Children is also a perpetual, although I can't remember his name.
Edit: He's Mordrac
You mean lucios the eternal? He aint a perpetual, he just comes back by taking posesion of the body of the person that killed him if that person has even the slightest smidge of pride while doing so. There are space marines who can legit kill him for good cuz they dont feel pride at all.
@@alexbrinzan9061 He'll just posess the body of a random worker that made the bolt shell like he did when he got exploded.
@@MrFallenone who said the marine cant just rip his head off brother?
@@alexbrinzan9061 No, not Lucius. Anyone can kill him if they don't take pride in it, like Sharrowkyn
@@MrFallenone machine manufacturing go brrr
0:44 congrats on reaching 500 subscribers!
I wonder if Drach'nayen could do some damage on the Big E
Yeah sure he was impaled by the daemon before, but I doubt thats its full power
I mean i think he can kill the emperor, but i don't belive he can keep the emperor dead.
@@bloodangel19 yeah, I think the same.
Drach'nayen could be considered as being a bit less than full strength due to him fking up multiple things, before his fight with big e.
But also it is said that he impaled the Big E with all his strength which penetrated Big E's armor and kinda fked his insides, but Big E walked it off due to death being for gays, and Big E was a devout homophobe
I would like to see a salamander with a portion of vulkans perpetuality. Weve has started before who inherited their primarchs "gifts". Talos from the night lords is an easy example.
I imagine being newly placed into a dreadnought and then the next day he regenerated back to normal and is now crammed in the chasi
A segment from The Horus Heresy - Sons of the Forge by Nick Kyme Sons of Horus are regrouping and resupplying after a recent skirmish with a Salamander patrol Rayko Solomus had left the pit and was sitting on a ammo crate looking out of the battlements of the north wall. He saw the city ruins on the decaying horizon and found himself unmoved. As he only half-heard the menials toiling below and behind him Solomus wondered how long he has been this way.. dead inside. The rifted feeling, only when he held the torturer's knife, did a moat of true emotion return... and even that had been denied to him. The mechanicum emissary had the drake now. "He did not scream?" asked Nevok. Stopping to regard Solomus as he loaded a fresh shell into his weapons clip. "Hmm they certainly can take pain" Nevok stood sentry, waiting for the Salamanders to come. Sons of Horus stood at arms now, bolters at the ready, a squad of heavy weapons with their sights trained on the skies. Their subterfuge, no longer any use to them. They would fight the Salamanders in open battle. They were bloodied though, a row of dead lay in a makeshift apothecarian, waiting for rank to remove their prodgynoids. Even the survivors had burned and scorched armor. S: "They are born into it..." said Solomus. "..unto fire and death" N: Nevok nodded as he slipped in another bolt shell. "Have you seen their bodies? His scars had scars.." S: Solomus drew his knife, admiring the sharpness of the blade. "He killed Hajuk, Morvek and Ezremas.." he said, counting the legionaries one at the time on his gauntleted fingers. " ..at the same time. He fought them, three against one!" N: Nevok laughed as he slammed his clip back into his boltgun. "I seriously doubt that! The Drake was a fighter, anyone who is legion could see that, BUT ALL THREE?" He shook his head and scoffed. "Ezremas alone would have gutted him! These drakes are warm blooded, but they are not like us. They're weak!" VK: "He did it!" said a voice from behind them. Vosto Kurnan made his way onto the battlements via a metal stair that creaked under his armored weight. "I saw him" he added matter of factly, coming to stand beside the other legionaries. N: "Then why did you not intervene?!" said Nevok. VK: "They done themselves enough dishonor without my defeat of the drake making it worse." he said.. "..besides I hated Hajuk, Morvek and Ezremas.." N: "You hate everyone brother captain.." VK: "Hmph, true.." Kurnan said lightly and looked descant at Nevok. "But I reserve a special hatred for some. And they aren't weak..." he added. "You never served on Istvan V. You never saw them fight." N: Nevok looked at them both, nonplussed.. "What!? That was butchery, not service!" VK: Kurnan drew close. Nevok had his bolter by his side and fully loaded "We HAD them brother... The Ravens were abroad, guerilla fighting even then. The Gorgon and his warriors.. well they were hellbent on Fulgrim. But we had the drakes, surrounded, outnumbered, at the mercy of the high ground and our entrenched artillery. You should have seen the Iron Warriors pummel them.." he shook his head as if remembering the events he was describing in vivid detail. "Any other foe would have died and died fast, and they did..." he said. His voice grew low and menacing "But those drakes refused to yield. They fought even as the bombs rained and their brethren fell in droves. Even when the Gorgon died and when the Lord of Drakes fell soon after.. and when the raven fled they kept on... ..and on. Some had lost limbs, others were impaled or blind. Wounded beyond any reasonable capacity to function... ..even for legionaries..." Kurnan backed off, but his eyes still burned into Nevok's through his retinal lenses. "I heard it said that, ..when you kill one of Guilliman's sons, you make sure he is dead. Vulcan's sons... ..well they just don't die at all..."
After reading this little snippet, I always felt all Salamanders are a bit more special than we give them credit for.
But I get what you mean, something more than this subtle 'over' durability would be something.
@@valbhion probably the radiation from nocturnes' sun? I mean if it changed their physical appearance and eyes wonder what else it chsnged
okay, but seriously, they should have that
they're literally called the salamanders
This lore has been so amazing to absorb over the last few months. Thank you Majorkill, for not only conveying all these rich stories, but simultaneously entertaining the shit out of us.
"How do you actually kill a Perpetual?"
Repeatedly.
Thanks for the guide, I will put this to good use.
Getting a video about how each of the pre heresy primarchs would have reacted to and ruled when put I Guillimans position of lord regent would be very cool not going to lie
You seemed to miss the athame dagger that permakilled Erda!
Also, we know that Drach'Nyen could have and nearly did kill the Emperor and that big E was genuinely frightened.
A video on malcadors relationship relationship with each primarch
Always remember, VULKAN LIVES
Ive never bought merch from anyone cuz they dont look good or practical but im ngl majorkill has actually made sum stuff id actually buy and wear/use
If perpetuals can transfer life force and Vulcan is a primarch perpetual, what would happen if he transferred his life force into the emperor. Do you think that could revive him and get him off the golden thrown????
Majorkill you should do a video on the life of a chaos cultists
Can you do a video on what would have happened if the imperium didn’t become ultra religious and xenophobic after the emperor’s‘’ascension’’
Things would be mildly less fethed
Bam
They weren't for like 3000 years give or take after his ‘’ascension’’.
@@lokensicarius9347then they all became crazy
Humanity was already incredibly xenophobic before the Imperium was ever created because aliens took full advantage of humanity’s weakness during the Age of Strife. And if the Imperium never worshipped the Emperor they would fill that void with chaos worship.
@@lokensicarius9347 yeah and my point is that what would have happened if they never became crazy
Gotta say i enjoy the calmer demaenr you inflicted verbally here mate
I really hope vulkan is the next primarch to return
Nothing would be as awesome as him swinging a huge fuck off hammer at a bunch of space bugs while his sons burn the shit out of them.
Basically the nids would be the ant hill and Vulkan and the Salamanders would be the 5 year old with a shoe and magnifying glass.
😂💔 Vulkan running around shouting Waaaaaagh!!!
Gets a Majorkill bottle and proceeds to use it to turn a Daemon into a sword
You know it's a quality bottle when one of the advertising features is being able to quickly beat someone to death with it.
"you could quickly beat someone to death with it"
sold
Ok, as an old man the bathrobe and the slides are totally merch I vibe with
Ah yes the 0100 majorkill vid im here for it
Awesome videos as always
Vulkan with a 30” dong was one thing I never thought I would picture in my head.
I loved the scene where he said "it's Vulcan time" and Vulcaned all over the place
Damnit I should've referenced the helicopter helicopter meme instead :c that's a way more cursed mental image
The description of Tzeentch reminds me of times I was tripping nutz on lsd or shrooms and looking at some of the really trippy black light reactive posters from Spencers. As I stared at em parts of it would grow and stream into other parts of itself while other parts are melting and shrinking and melding into itself. Definitely eye opening and brain expanding. Have you ever used any psychedelics Major? If not I would highly recommend trying some good shrooms. I'm Sure it woukd definitely give deeper perspective on not just everything around you and life itself, but also your work and the works of 40k in general. Before 40k I am a huge Tolkien fan, and when I first took LSD and re read LOTR over the next week, it was fucking amazing how much new and extra I picked up. And that was that. Been using a few times a year ever since....and more and more of the Matrix becomes visible every time.
As far as killing Emps goes, it is also important to remember that if the Golden Throne is rendered inoperable, it will open the giant warp rift it's holding shut. The one from Magnus punching a hole in the defenses around Big E's webway project. The entire solar system would be caput. Arguably worth the return of the master of mankind, but not if it means the loss of Mars, Terra, and the Segmentum Solar's infrastructure. Perhaps moving the Sol system in its entirety is the solution. The warp rift opens, sure, but Big E could then find and act upon a solution for his undeath without the concern of essentially warp-nuking the cradle of humanity. As a device of the Necron, the Orrery would likely be able to transport only the material part of Terra; the rift could remain behind. The opening of the great rift has already empowered the emperor, so perhaps this could awaken him fully. The way 40k lore seems to go, the return of humanity's greatest hope would be balanced by the galaxy getting torn a new one, yet again.
You and @40kTheories are free to nab this idea for a video.
7:41 Well, Vulcan has that warrrghh energy with the green boyz and he’s hanging out with his bro Corvus
"the bottle is made of metal, so its durable as fuck. you couldquickly beat someone to death with it-" quick editor cut before majorkill continues.
For your 1mil sub merch drop you should make a majorkill bjj gi. I'd rock that shit for every gi day I roll.
What will happen if traitors primachs get redeem and the reaction of the universe would be great
*Mighty Taaalos*
Vulkan: Hello friends.
"Hello friends!"
*schlong shaking intensifies*
Being a perpetual would suck more than anything for the fact that you'd be a gigantic science experiment waiting to be kidnapped😂
Bro you did not just drop a sick singlet for the gym, YESSS! Reps for Sanguinius!
casual majorkill describing a water bottle " you could quicksly beat someone to death with it"
For a video idea, how about a theory regarding if good Clonegrim escapes the Infinite Museum. What would he do, how much has he changed, how would the Imperium regard him, would he even want to come back, what he could offer the Imperium if he did, the reactions of other races, his brothers (at least whoever is alive enough), his Astartes, Chaos, and such.
Personally, I’d love to see a big old fight between Clonegrim and Snakegrim with a bit of a mini civil war amongst his old Astartes. Give Slanesshi a bit of a kick in the balls. Also give his moniker of the Phoenix another go, bringing his legion back to ‘life’.
Fulgrim's clone falls to Chaos, just as Bile predicted. The clone kills Trillions of Imperials and Billions of Eldar before being devoured by the real Fulgrim, making him more powerful!
Honestly the new merch designs are sick, I’ve never seen RUclipsr merch that I’d actually wear. The cut off goes crazy
Why did Vulkan go insane, up till the moment he beat Konrad he was completely sane - it wasnt till he teleported to Macragge he became insane, explain that logic!
Maybe Corax would know?
The Emperor isn't dead. He's just having a seat and thinking for a while.
7:42 that image of Vulkan had me fucking ROLLING Ngl. Some poor space monkey looking on in horror as 12 foot tall beefcake of a man runs around screaming “OI YA GIT, ‘ooz up fer a propah scrap??” 😂
I would not be surprised if one of the Emperor's Custodian Companions gives him Acupuncture with Fulgurite while he's on the Golden Throne.
I can see the big retcon from the next book being oli pers gives his perpetually to the big E rather than getting curb stomper after surgery rushing Horus
Majorkill is going to hit 600k before this merch drops🙏🙏
The merch looks amazing Majorkill. Im sure the Emperor approves!
7:20 TTS Custodisi: "Hmmm, Hot Stuff is buff and shirtless! Ooohhh mmmmy!"
Greater demons are also good for unsubscribing perpetuals from life. Erda was killed by 4 of them and Drach'nien smacked Emperor pretty hard, considering that his psychic blast evaporated every other demon in radius
So what your saying is, the Emperor can dish out a MAJORKILL, but cannot suffer a Majorkill?
Nice.
Video explaining John grammaticus! His story is so interesting!
Cockney Vulcan with a massive veiny doodle lol😂😂
Just ordered the singlet super dope design MajorKill 🔥
omg that's why in the end and the death volume 1. when john and his crew enter the golden thrown. Volkan turns around and look at john and goes i know you.... thank you so much
"KEEP-Ahh" - almost nailed the pronunciation - proud of you
All of this is great, but I'm happy he actually paid attention and got the Lion's quote as his tattoo.
when i've had a tough day at work, watching ur videos always, always puts a smile back on my face, well done dude of dudes! awesome video as always!
Just like a smart commisar said once
"Nothing can enduro thousand las guns at the same time"
Big E looking kinda thin in that selfie, he should eat more
Dropping just about any Perpetual into a star, or even a Black Hole, sounds like it'd be pretty final. It wouldn't just be about all the constant damage being taken, it'd also be about getting OUT.
I'm more surprised that Majorkill knew the word "kippah."
Pretty sure the emperors existence erasure would annihilate most perpetuals too
Nope. The oldest perpetual predates Big E.
Another lesser known way to be immortal is to be some poor bastard named Luis hehehehe.
Also Major Mini for Commissar Yarrick who the Orkz should've believed harder about apparently.
9:56 Coughs in terminatus decree .
How to kill a perpetual? Have them walk over some Lego barefoot.
I run under the assumption that methods that would permakill daemons like a cronesword, for example, would kill perpetuals too.
Kinda sorta assume that they are basically people with daemon souls or something like that.
Can you make a video about the galaxies’s map and what different things mean/are like segmentums?
I bet Vulkan is chilling watching Gork and Mork wrestle after absorbing all that orc magic.
Man, I really want the 500k singlet, but in Tshirt form, definitely getting the robe tho
If vulkan comes back with some psychic abilities, he could potentially replace the big E on the throne, giving the golden man some time to regenerate and return to full strength, or at least not a corpse.
FWIW, I use koozies (what you call stubby coolers) all the friggin time. Fishing, camping, tailgating, parties, misc. So, nothing against this drop, but more of those would totally have me jonesing for more Majorkill merch.
Food for thought...
That said, I went ahead and ordered a water bottle to complement my previous "One Of Everything" order.
Perpetuals are just the type of guys who would say: gg wp after a match and just continue.
everyone…..
Majorkill: this is why you should buy my drink bottle, because you can easily beat someone to death with it
Big E is so powerful that not only he remains untouched by other Chaos Gods in the warp but also be able to reach into the material realm to aid mankind at will.
Orks being led by Vulcan.
@majorkill make a video about all the wars of aramageddon
Most logical path to getting big E off the golden throne, get guilliman's Eldar girlfriend to build an actual web way gate under the palace that can be closed effectively fixing what Magnus did, disconnect the throne and slowly turn it off that way you upset the balance. more body regeneration and less life sucking chair. The only issue after that is what state big E is going to be in I mean he has been a literal gate for terra and a galactic star chart for how long now, he's more stretched across the galaxy than even the eye of terror is. We know he's half insane most of the time thanks to his chat with guilliman unless you say gods are real then he will literally body snatch someone just to show up in a full cognitive form to literally tell you how close you are to being yeeted for your words by him.
We always focus on the space marines in the horus heresy let’s see how the stories of the human characters like sonica keeler and delafour
I love how you said flip-flop instead of thongs
Your daily reminder cadia still stands
That post office be stealing merch.
*thumbnail*
TFS Frieza: "Oh my God-Emperor, you can grind meat on those abs!"
Major W
If the emperor is anything to go by, then it takes massive chaos enhancement.
Another great video
Well one perpetual was slowly being corrupted by a very weak chaos powers and was slowly turning into a wooden puppet. (Dark future novels) and he also killed poe (also a perpetual)
Wow, majorkill hit 500 subscribers! 😂
You forgot to include a Chaos god straight up stealing their souls and consuming it (coughSlaanesh)