0:35 Please take everything Kyo says with 22 million pounds of salt. 10^10 = 10,000,000,000 grams 10,000,000,000 grams = 154,323,583,529 grains of salt 154,323,583,529 grains = 22,046,226 pounds of salt *It seems as though our cult leader Kyo was just making a joke when he told us to not take his divine word as fact*
Kyo, your the only one I know that can give some legitimately very good advice while simultaneously being hilarious and deranged about it. Thanks for another hilarious and banger highlight video! 💙
thank you for the video god watching this back was a ride LMAO and like i said on twt, the editor did a great job! i remember watching some of their compilations before and they were so good, im glad you could hire them to do this one! the nina->debi-sama edit took me tf out LMAO
I like that he make his own clips especially with sub title. As a nonEnglish speaker Kyo talks too fast with many slangs for my poor brain to decipher so I only understand it with subtitle. But you are interesting, Kyo. Unexpectedly many advices are practical. Amazing😮
boop inserting thoughts here as I watch the vid - the sniffing and the water killed me - why tf did the saxophone noise get me my stomach hurts - kyo your laugh is too contagious - THE SEMI AUTOMATIC WHAT STOPP and bro really gave us a visual of a bowel mod - booty - waving my non-existent trunk of a nose HELLO - nvm im not waving to them anymore - nvm they said they like us, im waving again - Love you Scarlee - pat your brain, no scrub the submissions were wild and hilarious and the editing added on to that. I give the show "Dr. Kyo" a 5/5 star rating
SHEEEEESH, loving all that motion graphics and the credentials at the beginning. Is always good to know a very well educated professional hahahahaha But for real, this stream was wild and what I appreciate the most is Kyo's laugh! Is so contagious! LMAO Also de editing keeps getting better, hello? Thanks for the video!!!! P.D. I need to ask...Why did you used Milord's cake for the fart example? OMG HAHAHAHA
"Saying I'm not a virgin is what a virgin would say" This is like saying you did not do some thing and a friend being like "that's what someone who did would say" So to make someone believe you did not do it do you have to say you did???
I was watching Kyo give medical advice, and the moment he said "you're gonna d*e with this sh*t. I accidentally cut my hand with a knife. So random yet funny.
Thank you for the highlight video Dr. Kyo. After numerous google searches and gathering information, my diagnosis aligns with many of these patients and with the advice on patient 8, I too am broken beyond repair
I’m here cuz Melo put u on the top of the most difficult EN vtubers to learn English from according to her tier list due to the all the hip slang and memes and I’m here wondering why I’m just discovering u now lmao this shit is mad funny 🤣
If the you're/your on that slip of paper at 14:30 was grammatically incorrect on purpose then that was genius cuz we all know damn well Kyo would do that
After watching so many videos of you, Kyo, I had to subscribe. You make really fun content XD. Edit: After reaching the 7:17 section, I now know where that funny personality comes from 💀... I hope you're doing well Kyo, I really do 🕊
Damn, if trauma really convert to humor and wit, I fear for what would happen to Hex if he healed you 😨 For the “dommy mommy” question, I honestly did picture Scarle first lol. Not for personality reasons.
Like, just saying something about forgetting to take medicines sometimes, don't you have that morning, after lunch, before sleep that kind of see through plastic box that has 3-5 places looking like one row chocolate to keep your one day medicines in(maybe there're more ways), So when you have to take the medicines in those time it will be easier to remember it, I'm just saying anyway It's different when I'm not the one to try that out. 💙💙💙
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Never thought I'd hear Kyo giving advice about constipation.
just like someone said before, he's a constipated king, his content is solid and so is his poop
@@lany127 LMAO
@@lany127 NAWWE
@@lany127 YOU DID NOT
@@lany127 NAUR YOU DID NOT-
Congrats to SomeQueerDork for making it to the big leagues
massive w
They’re great!!! Go support em!!!!
Fat w
Worddd
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT THEM GOOOOOOOO
4:45 I CANT STOP CACKLING AT THE FACIAL EXPRESSION HERE I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THE MODEL COULD DO THAT 😭😭😭🆘
Ikr
KEL PFP ILY MWAH MWAH
Yo you got machine gun farts?
It's hilarious! it's what, a meme template?
I CANT BETAY
1:34 I will never forget this moment, I never laughed so hard in my life when I experienced this
sameee
That was hilarious😂😂😂😂
They're just annihilating him 💀
the dr.ill part still gets me everytime 😭
THAT WINK IN THE INTRODUCTION WAS SO CUTE
0:35 Please take everything Kyo says with 22 million pounds of salt.
10^10 = 10,000,000,000 grams
10,000,000,000 grams = 154,323,583,529 grains of salt
154,323,583,529 grains = 22,046,226 pounds of salt
*It seems as though our cult leader Kyo was just making a joke when he told us to not take his divine word as fact*
ayo that’s probably enough to wipe out the snail population 😂😂
this editing is so good, SomeQueerDork you’ve outdone yourself 👏👏👏
"Accept your reality, b*tch" I love kyo man he's an icon.
kyomies loving and supporting other kyomies while icing kyo out is my favorite content
fr the kyomie audience edits in here, major chefs kiss
“You probably gonna die, ur funeral’s in a week” LMAOOOO
YOU DID IT SQD!!! everybody make sure to give love to the clipper, SomeQueerDork! I’m so glad they landed this, they’ve been at it for a while now!
Kyo, your the only one I know that can give some legitimately very good advice while simultaneously being hilarious and deranged about it. Thanks for another hilarious and banger highlight video! 💙
1:34 I'm very proud of myself, I'm glad it made it in lol
It's not even an insecurity, I just wanted to roast Kyo lol
thank you for the video
god watching this back was a ride LMAO
and like i said on twt, the editor did a great job! i remember watching some of their compilations before and they were so good, im glad you could hire them to do this one!
the nina->debi-sama edit took me tf out LMAO
Dr Kyo, gotta be my favourite drink 😭
3:15 Teasers for Kyo's new album: "STDs, A child? Yo chat, you wild!"
_ I don't get paid enough for this doctor gig" 😂😂
This video had me ROLLING. Very well done!
As someone who suffers from kyomititus syndrome too, i just wanna say i love the kyomies Kyo can third wheel all he wants
9:11 THAT PART WAS SO CUTE
first like 🤔🤔
I like that he make his own clips especially with sub title. As a nonEnglish speaker Kyo talks too fast with many slangs for my poor brain to decipher so I only understand it with subtitle. But you are interesting, Kyo. Unexpectedly many advices are practical. Amazing😮
Lmao Kyo getting and giving roasts left and right, ain't no one alive 😂😂
So this was the reason the og video got privated. Glad to see it's up again
boop inserting thoughts here as I watch the vid
- the sniffing and the water killed me
- why tf did the saxophone noise get me my stomach hurts
- kyo your laugh is too contagious
- THE SEMI AUTOMATIC WHAT STOPP and bro really gave us a visual of a bowel mod
- booty
- waving my non-existent trunk of a nose HELLO
- nvm im not waving to them anymore
- nvm they said they like us, im waving again
- Love you Scarlee
- pat your brain, no scrub
the submissions were wild and hilarious and the editing added on to that. I give the show "Dr. Kyo" a 5/5 star rating
SHEEEEESH, loving all that motion graphics and the credentials at the beginning. Is always good to know a very well educated professional hahahahaha But for real, this stream was wild and what I appreciate the most is Kyo's laugh! Is so contagious! LMAO Also de editing keeps getting better, hello? Thanks for the video!!!!
P.D. I need to ask...Why did you used Milord's cake for the fart example? OMG HAHAHAHA
Congrats to SomeQueerDork, love their clips and always cool when a liver works with a clipper
"Virgins these days" ah yes my favorite word ever. Ty for the highlight video Kyo!
11:51 “Not you” 💀😭
This highlight video has changed my life, such great advises, Thank you for the highlight video
Impeccable content as per usual Kyo
I was there and still dying laughing watching this
We do have good cookies on the dark side
I literally was trying to find this video yesterday to rewatch and was wondering why SomeQueerDork deleted it, happy to see it made it here tho
these confessiosn never get old love the chaos in them
nice work on editing someqeerdork!👍🤟
Ok but kyo is right when you're traumatized 50/50 you'll be hella funny and or have the depression that makes you funny
I have been binging kyos videos and clips and literally i have been dying of laughter
"Saying I'm not a virgin is what a virgin would say" This is like saying you did not do some thing and a friend being like "that's what someone who did would say"
So to make someone believe you did not do it do you have to say you did???
the briskyomie one is so real for that
the person that said "dr. ill" WAS ABSOLUTELY FOUL
doctor phil but with hair 💀💀
I was watching Kyo give medical advice, and the moment he said "you're gonna d*e with this sh*t. I accidentally cut my hand with a knife. So random yet funny.
IM DYING AT THE MACHINE GUN FARTS- I was on my mamas back and accidentaly farted and it sounded exactly like that 😭💀
5:45 PFFT I DIED AT THIS PART
SAMEE OMG
Watching this was a RIDE , Kyo's streams are always so fun to watch , Even re-watching them.
10:41 as the saying goes, the streamer reflect the chat
I can't stop myself from wat hing this everyday.... and the printer calls others as a highlighter is still funny
for kyo's advice for patient no9, i apparently followed it without even hearing kyo's advice KWJDJA
help the wink was adorable
4:50 Machine Gun Smelly
"Regular degular day" I love this. Gotta use it in life
6:08 pay him more
ngl this live had me laughing the whole time
sonny (highlighter) + kyo (printer) = ink bros ?
(idk if they have a name lol)
This was so funny ❤I really enjoyed my time here and you are funny Kyo oh and the editings was A+. Love it here
5:55 yeah, that’s my exact reaction when my mother tells me any weirdass shit 😭😭😭
Omg dr.kyo included his coping moment about being a virgin 😂 /j I believe you....kinda
Thank you for the highlight video Dr. Kyo. After numerous google searches and gathering information, my diagnosis aligns with many of these patients and with the advice on patient 8, I too am broken beyond repair
I’m here cuz Melo put u on the top of the most difficult EN vtubers to learn English from according to her tier list due to the all the hip slang and memes and I’m here wondering why I’m just discovering u now lmao this shit is mad funny 🤣
4:42 kyo faces XD
The roast, ofc
Not the doctor Ill HAHAH
S tier comedy and editing love that for you slay!
Kyo is Dr. Ill, because he's sick with it
"DOCTOR ILL" 😂
If the you're/your on that slip of paper at 14:30 was grammatically incorrect on purpose then that was genius cuz we all know damn well Kyo would do that
After watching so many videos of you, Kyo, I had to subscribe. You make really fun content XD.
Edit: After reaching the 7:17 section, I now know where that funny personality comes from 💀... I hope you're doing well Kyo, I really do 🕊
0:19 that wink
Ain't no way you did Debi-sama like that💀
Doctor phil but if he's a anime cat printer:
Surgeon Sage says - only a poor boob pays his money, loses his watch, gets the syph, and brags that he's had a good time.
Kyo Kaneko = a neko, a dude, a doctor, an editor, a printer. Bro
I love this video so much, I had so much fun, thank you
2:18 WHY DOES It LOOK LIKE HES SNIFFING THE AIR? 😭😭
14:12 not as bad as some who oshi Enna and Kyo lmao
That's me, I'm someone.
congrats on 350k !!!
06:11 bro this is soo fucking true man
Not Debidebi inside Nina I can't lmao
The copium breathing mask fcking sent my ass howling, SQD you outdid yourself omg
10 grams of salt to the power of 10 is 10,000,000,000 grams of salt or 10,000 metric tons, this guy is a DOCTER.
“I wish she didn’t exist either” WOAH MAN
u so good aghhh thank you for making and posting content - brings a good laugh and a smile to my day and that’s worth a lot UwU
Kyoooo congrats 350k subscribers 🎉
He’s like Dr. Phil, except Kyo never had a license to begin with (and that’s where the similarities end)
They really hired bro to make banger YT content that’s crazy
SEMI AUTOMATIC FARTS IM DEADGE
4:57 NOT THE MILORD BUTT
Did he use Vox's ass emoticon for the fart one??
Kyo I agree with you wholeheartedly I love this
Kyo is only human after all, dont put the blame on him.
Damn, if trauma really convert to humor and wit, I fear for what would happen to Hex if he healed you 😨
For the “dommy mommy” question, I honestly did picture Scarle first lol. Not for personality reasons.
Patient 11 had CYMK oshis
Dr Phil getting absolutely roasted
Kyomies are wild LMAO
7:13 helps alot kyo gah damn dr ill u da real one
Congrats Kyo 🎉🎉
Simps: If I can get some therapy from Kyo, I’d ask for therapy of being *downba-*
*stop it, get some help:*
11:38
Like, just saying something about forgetting to take medicines sometimes, don't you have that morning, after lunch, before sleep that kind of see through plastic box that has 3-5 places looking like one row chocolate to keep your one day medicines in(maybe there're more ways), So when you have to take the medicines in those time it will be easier to remember it, I'm just saying anyway It's different when I'm not the one to try that out. 💙💙💙
im roLLING I CANT
I'm laughing so hard haha
Dr. Kyo roasted your problems