I win INSTANTLY?? | A20 Ironclad Run | Slay the Spire

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 44

  • @ecbrd8478
    @ecbrd8478 Месяц назад +125

    god, "he's attacking me for 90? that's a big prime number." literally as the heart is showing a proof on-screen that it's not a prime number is so funny

  • @skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    @skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Месяц назад +121

    jorbs, this is the 7th time you've shown chem x whirlwind to class

    • @hpop7421
      @hpop7421 Месяц назад +11

      And I’ll never get sick of it!!

    • @Blumble
      @Blumble Месяц назад

      First time for me so I dont mind aha

    • @creamlass
      @creamlass Месяц назад

      Me need more

    • @kitsuneprincess4637
      @kitsuneprincess4637 Месяц назад

      With all the Whirlwinds you've seen, you're looking a little Dizzy

    • @Bblackout1
      @Bblackout1 Месяц назад

      Cant beat a classic

  • @loreleifae4730
    @loreleifae4730 Месяц назад +36

    Title: "I win INSTANTLY"
    Reality: "I spent 20 minutes spreadsheeting one turn of a hallway fight"

    • @hugmonger
      @hugmonger Месяц назад +2

      look friend, if you arent here for spreadsheets why are ya here? We love Jorbmath

    • @loreleifae4730
      @loreleifae4730 Месяц назад +4

      ​I wasn't complaining, just acknowledging

  • @jstache93
    @jstache93 Месяц назад +24

    Lawful good: Calculate the stats for an attack potion to figure out if you should use one
    Lawful Evil: Use the attack potion to see the choices and save scum if it doesn't work out
    True Neutral: Don't use the attack potion
    Chaotic Good: Use the attack potion if the vibes are right
    Chaotic Evil: Use the attack potion and skip the attack

  • @Cloiss_
    @Cloiss_ Месяц назад +18

    that guardian fight with havoc and true grit exhausting down to 2 cards was a masterclass wow

  • @olaf8778
    @olaf8778 Месяц назад +7

    everytime he has akabeko chem x whirlwind, he also has feed so a 45 minute run becomes a 90 minute run, lol.

  • @CardCheckerStS
    @CardCheckerStS Месяц назад +20

    Timestamps for when Jorbs picks up the card and relics in the thumbnail (Whirlwind, Chemical X, and Bottled Flame... and as mentioned in the reply, Akabeko!):
    Whirlwind: (2:33) (Floor 4 Combat)
    Bottled Flame: (7:43) (Floor 6 Elite)
    Chemical X: (10:28) (Floor 13 Shop)
    Akabeko: (45:20) (Floor 30 Elite)
    Record-breaking wind speeds have been reported in the Spire today. More at 10.

    • @QuintBlitz
      @QuintBlitz Месяц назад +1

      Think you need to put Akabeko in there too, because it made the first attack whirlwinds go nuts!
      (45:24)

  • @davidbraga1573
    @davidbraga1573 Месяц назад +8

    Only jorbs could get this combo and make it boring as fuck

  • @toastedjam1470
    @toastedjam1470 16 дней назад

    The lord of the rings jokes chat made when he was offered a second feed were hilarious. Good job chat

  • @MrTuas
    @MrTuas Месяц назад +2

    No dark embrace was actually criminal.

  • @codyp4187
    @codyp4187 Месяц назад +1

    The random swaps to spreadsheets in these videos when im watching before bed is insane lol. So bright

  • @danthem9210
    @danthem9210 Месяц назад +2

    Love jorbs deleting his math, doing different math, then changing the way he looks at the math to get the first math again but this time it’s good math

  • @foxboxboxfox
    @foxboxboxfox Месяц назад +1

    enjoying ironclad month to its fullest. amazing runs just to listen to, and normally i prefer the easier wins because i like the comfort of knowing there's a "good" ending, but it's gotten me to watch losses too, just because i like hearing your thoughts!

    • @Joenzinator
      @Joenzinator Месяц назад

      I'm the opposite. As soon as a run seems solved, I usually get bored and watch something else. This happens a lot in Act3 with runs on youtube, because they are usually very strong runs that get uploaded.

    • @foxboxboxfox
      @foxboxboxfox Месяц назад

      @@Joenzinator different strokes for different folks :)

  • @DarkX64
    @DarkX64 Месяц назад +21

    That description is fucking peak, no notes

  • @dezyhe
    @dezyhe Месяц назад +3

    Your "chance of at least dmg" column was calculated wrong (e.g. 100% chance of at least 32 dmg). You want to calculate the cumulative sum from the bottom up, not from the top down.

  • @tomjackal5708
    @tomjackal5708 Месяц назад +2

    35:50 i almost spat out my water at how jorbs said OW

  • @PaulHobbs23
    @PaulHobbs23 Месяц назад +1

    I AM HERE for spreadsheet gaming!

  • @crom3111
    @crom3111 Месяц назад +1

    hello 1.25x jorbs it's been a while, nice run you got here

  • @AndyManX1226
    @AndyManX1226 Месяц назад +3

    "I win INSTANTLY??"
    >Floor 0 Feed
    Title checks out.

  • @ИванЕгоров-з3с
    @ИванЕгоров-з3с Месяц назад +1

    Spoiler: he didn't won instantly

  • @lusilverrr
    @lusilverrr Месяц назад +2

    why not hit the little guy on the right at 9:40 with a strike before whirlwind and save 2 health

  • @forcefulstorm6187
    @forcefulstorm6187 Месяц назад +1

    !dig

  • @StarfishAtLarge
    @StarfishAtLarge Месяц назад +2

    What's this "not a prime number" business? You ended with 83 health; that be prime.

    • @Jorbs
      @Jorbs  Месяц назад +2

      yo 11 x 8 though?????

    • @StarfishAtLarge
      @StarfishAtLarge Месяц назад +1

      @@Jorbs I have convened with Terrance Howard, and unfortunately must concede that you are correct.

  • @alexmartin628
    @alexmartin628 Месяц назад +5

    Hi Jorbs, what do you think of the Hawk Tuah girl?

    • @Ryan-xs9px
      @Ryan-xs9px Месяц назад +5

      noo pls this is where i go to rejuvenate after a long day of internet brainrot, pls keep them separate 😭😭

    • @Jorbs
      @Jorbs  Месяц назад +11

      generational grifter

  • @avitaltagar
    @avitaltagar Месяц назад +1

    For a second I almost thought YT Jorbs was 4 months behind twitch Jorbs because of that shitty date format