FREDERIC MALLE THE NIGHT

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  • @jaycuzzie5233
    @jaycuzzie5233 5 лет назад +36

    Only true geniuses open packages with a hammer.

  • @-HRH
    @-HRH 5 лет назад +17

    "An unprecedented amount of natural Oud, blended with Turkish rose and saffron on a luxuriant bed of frankincense and sandalwood, makes this the most precious perfume on the market," - Frédéric Malle
    "This is a 2000 kilo ox that's just shit out last week's dinner...I'm just picturing anus...bloody, haemorrhaging anus...an ox shitting out cheese" - Eugen
    I can't with this ni@@a

  • @stevenconde
    @stevenconde 5 лет назад +12

    Not all oud smells barnyardy. It depends on the distillation techniques. Middle easter and Indian ouds are fermented, heavily, which tends to create that barnyard smell. Oud is as varied as perfume is. Most are beautiful and more complex than any master perfumer's creation. Hope that you someday will be able to smell at least one of them. In fact, they can train your nose to be able to appreciate even deeper the perfumes that you love, enriching your olfactive palette.

    • @Puddycat00
      @Puddycat00 3 года назад +2

      Dont bother, these ignorant ppl are just the kind that these so called niche brands love. The night uses the absolute cheapest shit Oud . And it cracks me up that so many stupid ppl are paying the crazy price for this shit . I have an amazing beautiful Oud perfume that I can’t stop smelling my wrist, and it was only $200 for 30ml. Buy a dot behind each ear is all I need for it to last all day

    • @lonewolf5969
      @lonewolf5969 3 года назад

      @@Puddycat00 what do you think of the non-oud one Promise?

    • @MOMO-qe6gm
      @MOMO-qe6gm 2 года назад

      @@Puddycat00 hey, what oud do you have. I wanna Check your own out

    • @Puddycat00
      @Puddycat00 10 месяцев назад

      @@MOMO-qe6gmI buy Oud rose perfumes from Ensar Oud or Areej Le Dore. Check them out. I don’t have time to list all the perfumes I own from them, there’s too many .

  • @Tenaiji1413
    @Tenaiji1413 5 лет назад +3

    Yep it is the Night..but don't you think a 50 ml size would suffice??

  • @Diagonalforward79
    @Diagonalforward79 3 года назад +7

    Omg I am literally dying over here with his verbal imagery. An ox shitting out cheese!!

  • @jonmichael02302
    @jonmichael02302 5 лет назад +3

    Bro you are hands down one of my favorite reviewers. Your brutal honesty is HILARIOUS! LOVE IT! To describe this as "GOATS FUCKING" HAD ME IN STITCHES!

  • @sorryremix
    @sorryremix 5 лет назад +14

    I want to sample this so badly . I love oud & I am sure the magic starts when you wear it & starts to dry down . Please wear it & experience it & come back to tell .

    • @Francisah
      @Francisah 4 года назад +4

      It doesn't soften. There is no magic. This is animal shit all the way.

    • @johnkennedy9078
      @johnkennedy9078 3 года назад +1

      @@Francisah I hate to admit it, but u are right. Why didn't I buy a sample first???😫

  • @KarloPetrov
    @KarloPetrov 4 года назад +4

    Watched your video before getting mine, and expected it to smell so worse.. But it's pretty good, has a barnyard opening, like you described a ox smell. But after 20 minutes it became very smooth and earthy. I think I'll love this one a lot with the time.

  • @emersonarango649
    @emersonarango649 4 года назад +3

    I love The Night smells it about four times a day. My favorite combination with the Une Rose to try it you never look back, trust me!

  • @EdgarRomeo_
    @EdgarRomeo_ 5 лет назад +3

    Your descriptions are next level 🔥

  • @CLUBSMELL
    @CLUBSMELL 9 месяцев назад

    This is the best perfume video ever made so far. I love Eugene

  • @enriquevasquez9088
    @enriquevasquez9088 5 лет назад +4

    It would be great if you and Robes08 would get together to chat about oud perfumes. I would love to see his reaction on this one. Great unboxing, Eugene.

  • @TheVersucci
    @TheVersucci 5 лет назад +4

    How often do you visit barber? Your fade Always looks fresh and crispy.

  • @taffyj531
    @taffyj531 5 лет назад +2

    I don't think I would survive the opening to wait for the Ropion rose to unfold. Even so, I can appreciate the quality of the ingredients. From afar. Love the first impressions!

  • @munachi1356
    @munachi1356 5 лет назад +6

    Perfection! I like this over the Moon. It is very wearable imo and it’s not that animalic imo except for the first 30 seconds or so. Two spar max fragrance for me.
    Have you tried Dustia’s Oudh Infini? Now THAT is animalic oud!

  • @pwj86772
    @pwj86772 Год назад

    Has the night been reformulated? Because i smelled this other day at the Frederic Malle boutique, and while it was definitely barnyardy, I didn’t get any fecal qualities whatsoever. After 15-20 minutes, it became rather pleasant.

  • @brainofjoey5632
    @brainofjoey5632 5 лет назад +3

    A bull fucking & shiting at the same time in an old abandoned barn while seasons are changing from winter to spring. It's vial, unwearable, & expensive as fuck. Yet, it's a masterpiece worth ever goddamn penny 🤯

  • @TheNraveles
    @TheNraveles 3 года назад +1

    Not gonna lie when I first tried this, there was 0 animalic vibes to it. None whatsoever. To me it was just a beautifully resinous Oud with a nice dry rose and leather. Not dirty at all imo. It’s just gorgeous.

  • @RichMitch
    @RichMitch 5 лет назад +8

    "Like an oxen, shat for the very first time"🎶

  • @watchingvids2
    @watchingvids2 4 года назад

    This video cracked me up. You can literally see your face turn red while describing the smell with such hilarious descriptions. Subscribed!

  • @elvirsahinovic7200
    @elvirsahinovic7200 4 года назад +1

    I’m so glad I find your video I almost bought it the only thing now I worried about the promise because you mentioned promise in the video

  • @wmichaelh29
    @wmichaelh29 5 лет назад +3

    I'm from Michigan so it's easy to understand why barn yard, cow shit makes me swoooon and skunk road kill to me is orgasmic. I think I'll love this one.

  • @antonimosanonimos8970
    @antonimosanonimos8970 4 года назад +3

    I loved it right away the first time I’ve smelled it. Currently is my favourite Oud but it’s too fucking expensive.

  • @sebastiansanta2792
    @sebastiansanta2792 5 лет назад +4

    I absolutely love this stuff!

  • @solitarioman
    @solitarioman 5 лет назад +2

    Been wanting for this review for a long time!

  • @MultiBloxx
    @MultiBloxx 5 лет назад +3

    laughed my head off at this absolutely brilliant your answers said it all hilarious, not sure if it was meant to be funny but i pissed my self laughing

  • @rhaybans
    @rhaybans 5 лет назад +4

    Love this shit. I can’t imagine paying the retail price unfortunately.

  • @phishky
    @phishky 5 лет назад +3

    Just visited a Malle boutique. The Moon is more wearable. I wouldn’t wear The Night around farm animals...just sayin

  • @Napoleon1805
    @Napoleon1805 5 лет назад +2

    I think Fredric Malle‘s marketing department should hire you hahaha. Thanks for the video!

  • @ANARUTHALBRECHT
    @ANARUTHALBRECHT Месяц назад

    You have honest opinion.thank you

  • @arnold1446
    @arnold1446 4 года назад +1

    I sniffed this one for the first time last week when I picked up POAL and was surprised that I wasn't disgusted by it. Don't really have any experience with oud but after smelling this one I can't get it out of my head. It's like a barnyard wearing a tux, total mind$&%^. And now I want to have one solid oud in my collection that doesn't cost a billion dollars. Are you still enjoying Oud Palao? How does it compare to this one in terms of stank factor?

    • @jasooma6869
      @jasooma6869 4 года назад

      As a fellow POAL wearer and oud lover, may i recommend Lancome L'autre oud to you... I didnt like Oud Palao at all but ive been wearing the lancome oud for around 6 years ;) let me know what you think cheers

    • @arnold1446
      @arnold1446 4 года назад

      @@jasooma6869 thanks for the rec! I did snag oud palao and love it, but that won't stop me from seeking out this one! Cheers

  • @jura_rose
    @jura_rose 3 года назад +3

    I feel for Mr Ropion, having to smell this nearly every day for months until it was finished. Surely he had a sick bucket beside his desk and some paracetamol.

  • @TheNortonlight
    @TheNortonlight 3 года назад +1

    I had to buy it after i saw your review so i ordered the moon from malles website and The night i found in a group. But ok, its super fuc**ng intesen to say the least. But i dont get poopy diapers and all that fecal. But mayby its becasue i have been loving oud for a while. To me its a true masterpiece as like the Moon. The moon is the best pefume i have had and now the night is paired. the moon is exactly my type, frutiy smokey oudy. Its me in a bottle. But anyway the night is absolutelty stunning, i wear it outside i dont give a f***, f*** you if you dont like my smell. But first time i tried it, i took 2 spray, and had to run around because it was too f***ing strong, unbeliveable. But thats excatly what i want to pay for, sillage, longevity, and quality. I have had alot of rojas, and the cost a fortune and i cant smell myself after 4 hours. I want to smell my own perfume as i when i just took it, atleast 5-8 hours, and than slowly dry down to whats intended. Malle is the first brand to check all of my boxes. The moon, after 8 -10 hours i still get that raspberry,litchi,red smoky oopening but much more smokey. But still almost the same as intial spray. Fucking awesome quality in this juice. The night is same. Absolutely top top notch quality i could not complane on anything. Mayby that its too strong for some, but i want fu**ing nuclear shit. But i really like your reviews on the "expensive" bottles. Thank you! And keep it up!

  • @ztiwar
    @ztiwar 5 лет назад +2

    First time I wore this I got a weird or should I say an unfamiliar Oud mixed with rose then it dried down to Portrait Of A Lady with an added oud note,second time I sampled it I enjoyed it more & knew I needed a bottle.Wore it to the mall & I could only imagine what the SA’s that were assisting me must of thought😂🤣🤣

    • @jasooma6869
      @jasooma6869 4 года назад +1

      took me two shots to really enjoy this one too lol and im an arab + seasoned oud lover i can only imagine what this perfume smells like to western noses :D lmao

  • @smellslikejosh2406
    @smellslikejosh2406 5 лет назад +1

    I was gonna order the bois de Santal candle from premier avenue but they were charging $30 in shipping. I get it’s in France but $30?

  • @itsdaaan1252
    @itsdaaan1252 3 года назад +1

    Mate i just come across your page but i fuking love you!!!!!!! The way you described this oud!! First time i have the privilege of smelling this i had to look around to check if i was on a farm!!! Ropion must of had the covid when making this, because he definitely lost his sense of smell on this one!

  • @fcobob78
    @fcobob78 5 лет назад +3

    Fucker, I have been dying to get my nose on this perfume. I own promise and I love it.

  • @umbertobehounek2342
    @umbertobehounek2342 5 лет назад +1

    Intense video, Thankyou genius!

  • @sydgia01
    @sydgia01 5 лет назад +1

    Do you get these heavly discounted as you are in partnership with this store?

  • @sailaabdullasaleh5278
    @sailaabdullasaleh5278 4 года назад +2

    It smells like good oud it's that simple I can't tall you it's a masterpiece it's not but a good one if you want to know way it's difficult to satisfy our taste simply because this culture it began since thousands of years it's not fragrances for us as in the western world beside we are used of mixing our perfumes at home every family have their own unique fragrances

  • @joakimsafstrom8405
    @joakimsafstrom8405 5 лет назад +5

    This is not Clinique Happy.............................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA tears rolling down my cheeks :)

  • @lyndonearlington5986
    @lyndonearlington5986 5 лет назад

    Bless up my brethern. Good review brother.

  • @petercorcoran5372
    @petercorcoran5372 5 лет назад +1

    Cafe Society is my favourite Malle candle , I’ve been trying to talk myself out of The Night as the price has just gone up to £605 .... bit I still want it

    • @usmellsgood
      @usmellsgood  5 лет назад

      peter corcoran Have you smelled Dawn, how would you compare it to The Night in terms of similarity ?
      I’ll check that Cafe candle, the discontinued Chez Monsieur sounds really good.

    • @petercorcoran5372
      @petercorcoran5372 5 лет назад +2

      U Smells Good dawn is definitely more leathery and woody but all the Arabian Treasures seems variations of the theme . The only other candle I tried was Russian Nights which was nothing special imo but for what they are they’re not worth the money . The french postal service is generally pretty lousy btw , I’ve had parcels take 2 to 3 weeks from France to the U.K. 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @EquusC2006
    @EquusC2006 5 лет назад +3

    leather Oud is on the way but after your description....I really want THIS!

  • @scottwilbur25
    @scottwilbur25 5 лет назад +2

    LMAO watching you with this. It's exactly what I did when I tried mine. I still use it sparingly but find myself drawn into its allure over and over again?

  • @UnknownChap
    @UnknownChap 5 лет назад +9

    #wackpack
    One of my favourites from malle , the fact I got it for a silly deal doesn't hurt either 😂

  • @tenore8
    @tenore8 3 года назад +1

    I have to have a bottle of this.

  • @duplomacette
    @duplomacette 5 лет назад +1

    Does this have a lot of ambroxan?

  • @markuslambert5436
    @markuslambert5436 5 лет назад +2

    I love it...I sampled it at Barney's in Vegas....The Night is best during bone chilling frigid nights...and during hot and humid summer days with family members and friends u dont like...at all...

  • @CortlandFoxworth
    @CortlandFoxworth 5 лет назад +1

    It’s about time.

  • @gediminaskontrimas7992
    @gediminaskontrimas7992 5 лет назад +1

    impressive review and perfume

  • @psychpomelo
    @psychpomelo 5 лет назад +1

    Hindi oud is barnyardy and fecal while oud from Southeast Asia is sweeter/fruitier etc.

  • @scentoverdose8573
    @scentoverdose8573 3 года назад

    اللیل
    is all ,very elegant and you can be the only one who can talk

  • @irina1022
    @irina1022 5 лет назад

    You should try Hiver en Russie by Guerlain,
    It’s woody pine smell of winter

    • @RichMitch
      @RichMitch 5 лет назад

      I'm looking for a quality pine!

  • @psebi1001
    @psebi1001 5 лет назад +2

    FM needs to a new press release for this perfume: Bloody hemorrhaging anus of an ox shitting out blue cheese! The crowds would be insane after it!

  • @FrontAndCentersv
    @FrontAndCentersv 5 лет назад +2

    clinique happy LOL - cheers from Abu Dhabi

  • @Zyklus360
    @Zyklus360 5 лет назад

    Thats too bad! Dominique usually has great compositions (I particularly love what was done for Jusbox.) Thanks for the review, Cheers from the Pacific North West!

  • @hockbury45
    @hockbury45 5 лет назад +2

    Is this airplane friendly?

    • @jasooma6869
      @jasooma6869 4 года назад +1

      if you own the plane yes definetely :D

    • @johnkennedy9078
      @johnkennedy9078 3 года назад

      Yes of course. Extremely safe & professional scent.
      I've been known to heavily spray beastmode scents. I always find it funny the conversations people have (I drop in on them, pretend i'm not listening) .. A lot of people don't even recognize it's a fragrance and start talking about what it could be. Some think chemical spills is cause, others just cover their faces in horror 😅

  • @suncity22001
    @suncity22001 3 года назад

    i have the perfume parlour rendtion, its absolutely gross but sounds like they nailed it, and brings to mind nurse with wound's LP, the musty odour of pierced rectums'

  • @anotherfragrancereviewer4932
    @anotherfragrancereviewer4932 5 лет назад +1

    Wish I could get a sample of that Eugenious

  • @TheSealseal
    @TheSealseal 4 года назад +1

    i think this perfume suits your character like a glove haha

  • @FernandoGarcia-qe3oc
    @FernandoGarcia-qe3oc 5 лет назад +1

    WOW, WOW ANIMAL HEAVEN FUCKING FABULOUS 😂

  • @rairaicat9003
    @rairaicat9003 3 года назад

    On the back of the label it will have the name, The Night, just like on Promise.

  • @tomvitale1794
    @tomvitale1794 9 месяцев назад

    I’ve tested this perfume, 4 years later your couch still smell

  • @cyan0xide
    @cyan0xide 5 лет назад +1

    Thanks for mentioning my comment eugene haha

  • @justaddlight
    @justaddlight 5 лет назад

    🤭 🤥 Seems like you were tasting it for a couple of seconds there Eugen. I'll be sure to include shfincter in the list of fragrance descriptors. Seems apt.

  • @michz2256
    @michz2256 3 года назад +1

    At the end he said “oh God it’s so shitty” 😂

  • @1973833
    @1973833 5 лет назад +2

    I’ve tried this a few months ago...and i said...oh,no,no,no....i have no balls to wear this..i don’t want offend anyone close...actually,it was enough to smell a sprayer...not clinique happy definitely😂😂

  • @scentanity2280
    @scentanity2280 Год назад

    😅😅😅
    That's incredibly informative!...

  • @smellslikejosh2406
    @smellslikejosh2406 5 лет назад

    These comments are hilarious the difference between people who hear “dirty sphincter” and are totally game for it and then people like me that haven’t quite reached that level of perfume appreciation...an ox shitting out cheese.

  • @life_through_her_lens4582
    @life_through_her_lens4582 5 лет назад +1

    One of the most fuckin hilarious videos..
    Dawn is closer to The Night than it is to The Moon; it has got same goats shit vibes

  • @savyvoeung2541
    @savyvoeung2541 5 лет назад +1

    Nice hair style

  • @vindicator75
    @vindicator75 5 лет назад +1

    You going to scent explore bro?

    • @usmellsgood
      @usmellsgood  5 лет назад +4

      I'm the surprise special guest

  • @RichMitch
    @RichMitch 5 лет назад +3

    First

  • @samanthaferrari5948
    @samanthaferrari5948 5 лет назад +2

    I do love it when he whips out his huge tool.

  • @bobosparacord5222
    @bobosparacord5222 4 года назад +1

    “Yeah, I spent $3,500 dollars so I can smell like cow poop”

  • @laelian
    @laelian 5 лет назад +2

    At 13:41 I saw 4 dollars disappearing in the air

    • @johnkennedy9078
      @johnkennedy9078 3 года назад

      4 Malle sprayer sprays is about 1 ml (if not more) ... which is $16 per ml in 100ml retail price 😄

  • @jeremyhinze8837
    @jeremyhinze8837 5 лет назад +5

    Now you know why they dont have a tester 🤷‍♂️they dont want people spraying poopie, bloody sphincter in the air turning people away. I love how you opened the package 🤣🤣 nothing like opening a package with a shotgun 🤣 🤚#wackpack

  • @saabreplay7553
    @saabreplay7553 5 лет назад +1

    Your so funny . . . . . This is definitely not Clinique happy. I’m bustin up

  • @RichMitch
    @RichMitch 5 лет назад +2

    I want this!

  • @taffyj531
    @taffyj531 5 лет назад +2

    Unboxing with a claw hammer, performed by a professional. Don't try this at home.

  • @CrappyProducts
    @CrappyProducts 5 лет назад +2

    Don't see the point in having a perfume which u cannot wear in public :P

  • @RobertUWL
    @RobertUWL 5 лет назад +1

    wow your description and impression you make of this - i dont be even close to like to try that one yet alone spend so much money on an animal anus who shits gorgonzola :D hahahahaaa u really have and know everything out there parfumwise - and i am so glad i am way on the middle of my fragrance journey to hopefully be able to find and explore real nice parfums which i love to wear and i am proud to have and wear .. but as much as i like artistry in general and also in parfumery - i dont adore shit :D

  • @VanillaCreamSoda
    @VanillaCreamSoda 5 лет назад +2

    15:31

  • @DerEinhornSteven
    @DerEinhornSteven 2 года назад

    I dont know if this is an amazing or a perfume that just smells like Ox shit and cheese, love your review !

  • @ilkav16
    @ilkav16 5 лет назад +1

    I'm not that impressed by this. Too simple for me. It's nice, though.

  • @KaranShah731
    @KaranShah731 2 года назад

    Bro freshly showered but got sweat stain on his armpits already 💀

  • @poobin1
    @poobin1 5 лет назад +1

    fuck me that was a review!

  • @Kos0818
    @Kos0818 5 лет назад +1

    I told you that it smells like a herd of elephants with dirty assholes. I told you about the cheese, man. The most animalic scents have that cheesy quality. I get it from Nacree too but Nacree is not so animalic just cheesy

  • @jawwadafridi2194
    @jawwadafridi2194 4 года назад

    Wow.. Niche of this type means (watching your review)that is..to smell like shit after spending like shit

  • @Rozzjd
    @Rozzjd 4 года назад

    Opening is oud (resin) not agarwood.
    After 30 min. oud is almost gone and you get velvety rose in a sandalwood base. Very nice fragrance. It shares a DNA with Promise (same perfumer). Overpriced as fuck.
    Dusita & Zafar are way more daring that this imo.

  • @QQ-ms1oe
    @QQ-ms1oe 5 лет назад +1

    hammer ahahahahaaha

  • @GoodDaySir
    @GoodDaySir 5 лет назад +1

    Tried this in Liberty London. Horrid tbh, the smell of manure as you drive through the country is about right. Unwearable and it costs a fortune too.

  • @gail4972
    @gail4972 4 года назад

    The way you describe this... Why would anyone wear this? Yikes!

  • @abdalazizalbassam
    @abdalazizalbassam 4 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂

    • @jasooma6869
      @jasooma6869 4 года назад

      dhahakani ya5i Hhhhhhhh

    • @abdalazizalbassam
      @abdalazizalbassam 4 года назад

      @@jasooma6869 تقصد ضحكنا وياك 😁 اهو يقول ريحت الدهن عود مكرم السامع ريحت بول أو حظيرة مزارع 😂 حسيت أنه تحسف أنه شاريه ب1000 دولار

  • @thaovybach2932
    @thaovybach2932 Год назад

    😂 ur funny

  • @tinamanske2865
    @tinamanske2865 5 лет назад +1

    Bloody sphincter 😐😬

  • @josephlevitt943
    @josephlevitt943 3 года назад

    I am sorry. Ridiculous comparisons. This is Oud and clearly, your nose isn't up to the challenge. The Night is a masterpiece.

    • @usmellsgood
      @usmellsgood  3 года назад

      What was said to question my nose accepting the challenge?

    • @tenore8
      @tenore8 3 года назад +1

      @@usmellsgood perhaps that comment was unfair. I found the comparisons to animal feces overboard. I own a full bottle and while there is a barnyardy “feel”, I have never made the comparison to oxen-sex and the like. Oud, like Civet are, admittedly, acquired tastes. My nose accepts the accords and frankly, finds them enchanting. IMO, your video was played for laughs and “shock value”. I hope that you, as a fragrance aficionado, can actually appreciate this beautiful and unique work of art.

    • @Alexander_Tronstad
      @Alexander_Tronstad 3 года назад

      Seemed like a honest take with a bit of humour to me. I just tried the desert gems in Oslo, including this one. The Night reminds me of Bhutan Blue, oud from Ensar, easily the most challenging of the 10 Ensars I've tried, and easily the most pungent perfume I tried from Frederic Malle. Now since I smelled a lot of Ouds it didn't throw me off, and I definitely could appreciate it right away, but the ox shitting out cheese and goat-sex seems very fitting as imagery. No amount of habituation would make me deny that!

  • @MrPrentissDJones
    @MrPrentissDJones 5 лет назад +1

    I don’t know if this was a good review or bad I’m confused not helpful

  • @fyeahitsrul5683
    @fyeahitsrul5683 Год назад

    Thank god i dont buy it yet haha.