@GDColon not only that, but there is a FULL recreation of deltarune chapter 1 by CatsUnited. Impressive stuff, and he’s also working on Chapter 2 right now
OH MY GOD 100% THE SHADER AND SHAKE THING. I have really bad vision and astigmatism, so when the screen shakes all I see is a giant blur. I love it when a game has accessibility settings to turn off camera shaking like Celeste, or keeps the shaking to a minimum and only in certain places like hollow knight.
yeaj i struggle with vision too by far the worst offender here is the "glitch" shader imo, it literally just creates constant screenshake that you cant turn off in any way and the entire screen becomes un viewable
All your building guide levels are really insightful, and I'd love to see more of them! I know it's probably too ambitious, but I personally would love something like a mega-collection of editor information at all building levels. I haven't really ever touched the editor, because there's just really too much to digest, but something like a big timestamped video about everything about building would be really cool! And frankly, you're the only person I can listen to about the technical workings or mechanics of GD without becoming bored out of my mind.
Ehh it's easy motion sickness for me. It works in games like terraria because it's super zoomed out + you need your mouse to stay positioned. But otherwise there's much better things to do
@GDColoni really like when setting up the fixed camera to set the easing on the static camera trigger to something like 5 or 10, it's a lot less disorienting while being much more enjoyable for harder levels. I also like the gp offset camera trigger but that only works for x iirc
@BondadPlays like he said in the end, rules are meant to be broken. yes, player locked camera CAN be done well, but 95% of the levels that use it end up being considerably worse because of it.
So if someone decides to make a level that goes against all of this, that means they have to break the last rule, and the only way to break that is to follow everything you just said, but that would be breaking the last rule when you're already breaking it, and... (Creator got sucked into a black hole)
@GDColon as a fan of the needle gameplay, I assure you that it feels way more fun and rewarding cheesing the hitbox by touching the side of the spike than just shrinking the spike and landing on the block.
If humanity collapses, my worst fear is what I made for this video being all that survives of me…
did unc snap
@spotL41 reference ?!?!
I'm genuinely confused
lol Moldy has 4 replies and vortrox has 35
I am the 5th moldy reply
hi moldy
mep
Instructions unclear accidentally made celeste
THE D34D GIRL?
Crazy how this comment is up for review
@mdmelonhossain4670no celeste is an indie 2d platformer this isn't about d4vd
Bro I accidentally made minecraft
instructions unclear accidentally made celeste mods
1:42 imagine a bus that arrives every 21 frames
// TODO: write something about ski lifts here.
whas nine plus ten
@kimberlyschwab3224 tweni won
lmao
You just HAD to mention the Mario Bros. speedrunning community, didn't you?
How dare you hit me with the magical pipe that sends me to an ad
@Blackvoid11 me to
@Blackvoid11 same
I got it
Same
GUYS HE MANUALLY PUT THE AD THERE
I do not condone anything I built for this video.
sean septic tank cranes
I do.
2:59 start of vid
ew seannnn gd?
@zakkaryspaydreal No it isn't
I definitely did not build one of the examples shown in this video.
Lemme guess somehow dying at 92% on a platformer level.
we all know you’re lying
There was no examples untill 15 minutes later... (9:45)
Cap
Good morning Vortox
"If it's not fun, why bother?"
Every Acheron victor: *Aggressive inhale*
Miku
Hi 👋
be in a video
Hi
Well....i didn't expect that(also hi)
7:34 is such a silksong moment
^^’
fr bro i think he felt the beastfly fight as much I did
For bigger more imposing bosses I guess I get it… BUT THE BEASTFLY MADE ME WANT TO CRY TO HARD
@FedorLemon2021 yesss i was searching for this, also it took me 2 hours lol
This video is so satisfying to hover over when it's on the home page because it's like it starts from the corner and expands
what
@GDColon Seriously, what?
"HOLY SHIT ITS SECRET WA-"
What
What
8:40 shit. my plan has been foiled
Aaaaaaaaand... *boned.*
@AndriuxDevwhat. Explain. Please. Explain. What’s does boned mean.
@AndriuxDevwhat
@AndriuxDev Rattledash reference.
@creatorshaggy miku time
Me watching this entire video knowing I'll never make a Platformer Level:
Relatable also hi
Hey lyrics guy, looks like we enjoy the same youtubers.
Hello funny Asgore truck guy
Hi asgore
People saying asgore guy like he ain’t clearly mr blocked once more himself
"I don't really see myself playing that many platformer levels"
- Colon the Furry before 2.2
I’ll make sure to add everything you said not to do
Colon why, why did you do this to me, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MIKU AHHHHHHHH
please do and I'll play it🤙
Lol
same 👍🏻
I'm waiting for Hatsune Miku now fucker
HA! NOW YOU HAVE TO PUT MIKU IN YOUR LEVEL!
Instructions unclear accidentally made Generation Retro
Jajajajaja, you have not win, YOU. DIED!
@1412Guy no
@MEIKOStoleMyWalletfym no
guess I'll have to stop working on my full recreation of oneshot in geometry dash with 750,000 objects
Yeah you should definitely listen to colon and stop working
isnt someone actually doing this with undertale
@GDColon wait someone is remaking undertale in gd?
@GDColon not only that, but there is a FULL recreation of deltarune chapter 1 by CatsUnited. Impressive stuff, and he’s also working on Chapter 2 right now
@GDColon yeah I am :)
Alright what the fuck. I was watching this video while playing Silksong and at 2:45 I was just in the exact same location.
Listen to me, colon records ur screen
Lol
@ambergamer-k4p I’ve never played silksong AND I still got silksong gameplay
@Phantend must've been watching you with this one too 7:33
4:05 the last thing you see before you die
10:32 the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 orb
Freaky
😛
😂
I was like huh no way oh my god
😛😛😛
Got it, No Kris, Yes Miku
Your literally just like me :D
IS THAT HATSUNE MIKU?!?
No Miku, yes teto
@getsuedbymeboth Miku and teto
@starailencippyMiku x teto
8:38 ok ill add kasane teto.
lol hehe
7:37 I know this is a geometry dash video, but this feels like a dedicated jab to Silksong as well. It's funny though.
Am I the only one to say you just made an indirect aviation reference?
It is a jab at silksong, it is just a funny bit
He literally took a week off to do some Skonging, there is no way that isn’t the intent here.
Really great video! I actually think cutscenes should be LONGER though.
6:11 lol the "Feacher" on the tv in the back 😭
Did someone say…
FEACHER!?
That is an incredible detail to notice, as well as one to put in in the first place
COMING STRAIGHT FROM YOUR HOUSE
@JapanimatorGD He’s the One! (Coming!)
You cant get this from an egg
caught myself watching this without the full version 👌
The most awaited sequel ever is here 🥹
You mean the sequel to the sequel
*sequel to the remake
cologne's ability to drop bangers is even greater than marques brownlee's ability to drive at 92mph in school zones
Happend a long time ago buddy
Hearted!
Also hi Beat
@NeedleBFDIBFDIAIDFBBFBTPOT wait do i know you lol
Topic: instructions unclear, made games
Okay time to make a new game
OH MY GOD 100% THE SHADER AND SHAKE THING. I have really bad vision and astigmatism, so when the screen shakes all I see is a giant blur. I love it when a game has accessibility settings to turn off camera shaking like Celeste, or keeps the shaking to a minimum and only in certain places like hollow knight.
yeaj i struggle with vision too
by far the worst offender here is the "glitch" shader imo, it literally just creates constant screenshake that you cant turn off in any way and the entire screen becomes un viewable
backwards facing colon isnt real he cant hurt you
backwards facing colon: 11:55
tails
@sweetapllecider and he says he isnt a furry
My brain wants a factory reset
I feel like a Rhythm Doctor video is LITERALLY necessary.
5:35 when the orbs are running low, and the (that type of level)s start to grow, and the levels that you know, seem like a joke
There’s a coin inside the wall
@MrAntennasTVTime That's not visible at all
And the countless spikes there
@endervine3676 don't forget, I have hitboxes on.
@endervine3676 With a boss, that spams you from afar
Instructions unclear, the coin sound effect plays everytime a joker activates in Balatro
8:40 I'm glad he outsmarted his viewer's outsmarting
@NorbYyY_GG play 128904641
I got a ad after he hit me with a bar
24:09 ...and he hits us with the logical paradox. truly one of the best gd youtubers
"THINK FAST-" *metal pipe* was an amazing way to start the segment
9:40 Message unclear, I built a 2001 Honda
7:47 BUMSPCOSITY!!
19:56 average roblox simulator nowadays
8:40 "Don't add Miku" ok adds teto instead
NOOO-
@plushy771 YES Teto>>>>>>>>>>>Miku
"I wish i knew you better!"
@PFFSBnuy peak song honesty
THXS FOR SAVING MY LIFEEE
7:40 i silked my song
@MahdiyarSMH lol
4:06 i got an ad right before i got hit
The silksong reference was gold 🙏
lol I found u in colons comments
Lol I found ur colon
4:06 that scared me
That truly wasn't fair
X_X
THINK FAST- "bonk"
My head! That very real hlt to the head is very sore now...
THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS!
21:54 Thank you Colon for teaching me the geometry dash equivalent of music theory
All your building guide levels are really insightful, and I'd love to see more of them! I know it's probably too ambitious, but I personally would love something like a mega-collection of editor information at all building levels. I haven't really ever touched the editor, because there's just really too much to digest, but something like a big timestamped video about everything about building would be really cool! And frankly, you're the only person I can listen to about the technical workings or mechanics of GD without becoming bored out of my mind.
Thank you so much! If you're looking for more building tips there's tons of other great channels with vids about them
its crazy that this comment only have one reply and 5 likes. 😔✌️
honestly i like the player locked camera when its done right i think its fun
awesome video :D
Ehh it's easy motion sickness for me. It works in games like terraria because it's super zoomed out + you need your mouse to stay positioned. But otherwise there's much better things to do
@GDColon Maybe not in platformer mode, but what about the player locked camera near the end of Backstreet Boy? Complements the song super well imo
@GDColoni really like when setting up the fixed camera to set the easing on the static camera trigger to something like 5 or 10, it's a lot less disorienting while being much more enjoyable for harder levels. I also like the gp offset camera trigger but that only works for x iirc
@GDColon even in terraria the camera moves from the center a bit if you're going particularly fast
@BondadPlays like he said in the end, rules are meant to be broken. yes, player locked camera CAN be done well, but 95% of the levels that use it end up being considerably worse because of it.
8:32 well then.. I'll play Sonic Racing Crossworlds instead..
20:51 flashbacks uh oh
GOOBLET?
@Kam-Hornet-Niko-Luigi i commented this before i had a gooblet pfp but yet it is i the gooblet
@Kam-Hornet-Niko-Luigi NIKO SIBLING???
@Snappy_gracey yup other Niko
Instructions nuclear accidentally made stereo madness
i love ñcolon
ñ:
Taking Notes 📝
……
……
67!
@BagiSumathi GET OUT
oh and also ..........
Instructions unclear: I accidentaly remade Silksong
Thanks for the new ideas!
Ima build a level specifically to trigger Deltarune fans
ok
10:36 I love the impact frames on the 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 𝑜𝓇𝒷 It's so peak
Pretty sure its the exact ones audieo used in echo delta lol
What is the ID for the freaky orb level?
122969420
4:06 the " THINK FAST " was to funny
Think fast Chucklenuts! (I really hope someone gets that)
@turqoisesnake2438 NOOOO, YOU STOLE IT!
@Meryc-p1f :)
Too*
the ad after especially
7:47 WHY DOES A GEOMETRY DASH LEVEL NEED A PRIVACY POLICY
also revengeance mode? theres only 2 levels I can think of that need that
metal gear reference
STEEL SOUL MODE???
@onixxxz no doubt that Gd colon is a hk fan. He literally had the double damage dig just before it and was questioning why he put it in there
@DevonBennett-b2p IS THAT AN ANTIMATTER DIMENSIONS VIS REFERENCE!?!?!?!?
Now I’m going to make a level with all of these
Listening to geometry dash while building a level in geometry dash while being in my geometry dash thigh highs is truly something
instructions unclear accidentally made silksong
I think this will be very useful tips to use when building
8:17 yooooo its me except I’m depressed
So if someone decides to make a level that goes against all of this, that means they have to break the last rule, and the only way to break that is to follow everything you just said, but that would be breaking the last rule when you're already breaking it, and... (Creator got sucked into a black hole)
The Big Bang Theory
@snorlaxtjockofet same goes for if you do follow the advice
Instructions unclear accidentally made deltarune
You knew what you were doing putting the bossfight part RIGHT after miku
4:06 metal pipe hit me so hard I got an ad 😭
12:56 I think Colon might’ve been to an area in a small indie game that starts with bile and ends with water
Prediction 2: Colon will say "a" or "the" at 3:12
Nah he'll probably say rattledash
Dashing Rattles
i bet hes gonna say when
@RədHawk22he hearted it this must be true!!
he’s going to say “so” i bet (10 sec before premier)
19:49 average roblox obby
youre right though
Facts.
"KILL EVERYONE" 49 ROBUX
True af
Not obby, instead that one slide game with like 10 models added
Goddamn NOW I HAVE SO MANY LEVEL DECOR IDEAS
instructions unclear, accidentally made the hardest citadel from etoh
Somehow, that got a heart…
(Just surprised)
please tell me it isnt cov
cootwi has everything this video mentions
citadel of voiding
COLON KNOW WHAT ETOH IS
24:15 "Take my advice: don't take my advice" ahh situation
"You wasted my Time, for NOTHING!"
14:00 BRO.....
Mizu5 is in 9 days…
Gomen..
mizu5 soon gl 😃😃😃😃😃
Gomen, but mizu5 is in 4 days...
oh no
"think fast" and an ad pops up
4:50 wait that's an actual issue for GD now? bruh
we are going to start having to deal with segmentation faults in 2.3
WH-
wait until we have to optimize the gpu/cpu usage in 2.3
19:50 your leaking elixir bro place something
FINALLY A SEQUEL AFTER 7 YEARS
ok thanks for telling me what to do
“Show not tell” in a Colon video brought back memories from 5th grade 😭
12:25 "bridging" is that a bridge
And its kinda new mechanic so its fair putting it there
1225?!?!
YEAS
A steel bridge, huh?
8:17 dude just made enemies with all the needle gameplay enjoyers lol
needle gameplay is still needle gameplay regardless of the spike shape 🥺
@GDColon as a fan of the needle gameplay, I assure you that it feels way more fun and rewarding cheesing the hitbox by touching the side of the spike than just shrinking the spike and landing on the block.
@GDColon needle gameplay is still needle gameplay without fixed hitboxes (the thing everybody hates and says to not do)
for a second by needle gameplay I thought you meant actual needle games and I was so confused cuz those have pretty accurate hitboxes
I was literally just on SoupTimmy's easy cubes video😂
7:37 **cough *silksong *cough*
SHAW!
ADINO
GARAMA
GIT GUD
HEGALE
12:24 "Bridging" you say?
Look to your right of the screen
6:08 This shit cracks me up given the context
1:42 smb frame rule referenced?
@MaybeStevYT ye
I was about to comment this..
This bus only comes every 21 frames.
oh no
wsg twin
21:50 bro wasn’t slick
What
Huh
@Hwooll_12 :troll:
The volume was 0.67
19:27 screw 4:3 option at the start of level I LOVE making 4:3 shaped rooms as the default on all my rated platformers :3
@thekewlboy real
Retrospective code in the wraith gives you that one ufo you want
5:22 You can use Extended Collision to mitigate the issues.
20:56 this is the sound effect from your seabunnies game
I love how like 60% of these also apply for mario maker
very good tips, thanks will use later
4:57 im not gonna say it. IM NOT GONNA SAY IT.
The stop trigger lol
19:51 this is the type of Roblox game that clutters your screen with gamepasses
@astric.official 100% true
101% trueeee
>be me
>playing Roblox
>no good games
>oh wait i found a good* game
>ui looks like this
>now i see why there is an asterisk after good
I literally was going to comment this bro
Or games that have way too many buttons that aren't in their own menu
BOYS WAKE UP THE COIN MASTER JUST DROPPED A BANGER.
at 4:04 when he said think fast i got an ad for beast games saying turn on the lights
24:32 ts caught me off guard, cool idea!
gangalang do you know what the level is called
IM GONNA STEAL THE IDEA