So… Google Just Created Quantum AI

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @jawi499
    @jawi499 15 часов назад +301

    A chip that will eventually tell us all that the answer is “42” !

    • @DeVibe.
      @DeVibe. 14 часов назад +15

      This one is not finalized. It said "41". Close enough, I guess.

    • @etherealicer
      @etherealicer 13 часов назад +6

      @@DeVibe. Has to be 42, else it makes no sense.

    • @allis0
      @allis0 13 часов назад

      @@etherealicer Whoosh! :)

    • @kngfant563
      @kngfant563 13 часов назад

      it could calculate the question to 42 but is unable to explain it to us :D

    • @cubekoss7547
      @cubekoss7547 12 часов назад

      """""""""what

  • @reinbew62
    @reinbew62 16 часов назад +468

    we got Quantum AI before Quantum computers

    • @dandy6876
      @dandy6876 15 часов назад +45

      Quantum computers exist but they're expensive af and can only do calculations

    • @InvasionAnimation
      @InvasionAnimation 15 часов назад +22

      Those exist just not for use by the masses. I doubt this ai will be for the masses either.

    • @snarkyalyx
      @snarkyalyx 15 часов назад +34

      @@dandy6876 wdym "can only do calculations"? What do you think computers do besides calculations?

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 15 часов назад +22

      @@snarkyalyx Yeah this is one of those videos where he clearly doesn't know enough the subject to effectively ridicule it in relevant ways so he just sort of... Says stuff.

    • @GamingWithNikolas
      @GamingWithNikolas 15 часов назад +8

      Quantum computers have existed for a few years now

  • @Skyn3tD1dN0th1ngWr0ng
    @Skyn3tD1dN0th1ngWr0ng 15 часов назад +199

    Always "quantum over quality" with this guys

    • @Curt_Sampson
      @Curt_Sampson 9 часов назад

      Well, quantum has a quality all its own.

    • @iAdden
      @iAdden 8 часов назад

      I see that 😂

    • @Skyn3tD1dN0th1ngWr0ng
      @Skyn3tD1dN0th1ngWr0ng 7 часов назад

      @@Curt_Sampson Dude you are talking to a bot.

    • @j100j
      @j100j 3 часа назад

      @@Curt_Sampson And that, my friends, was how the yak-9 was made.

  • @buildtrainequip9094
    @buildtrainequip9094 14 часов назад +66

    😂 “it couldn’t solve the problem of explaining itself” wow lol

  • @FOF275
    @FOF275 14 часов назад +57

    I won't lie, "Quantum AI" just sounds like Google put two buzzwords together to market a chip that's just the same as Microsoft's NPU chip

    • @zacharyelliott7161
      @zacharyelliott7161 9 часов назад +2

      I KNOW! I though the same thing! Great for hooking people to spend money. Less good for actually doing anything.

    • @Zeroneii3
      @Zeroneii3 7 часов назад +6

      It's an actual Quantum chip
      The only buzzword is AI
      It uses QBits and Quantum superpositions to process data instead of transistors

    • @bharathkumargundala6466
      @bharathkumargundala6466 5 часов назад +2

      @@Zeroneii3 if that's the case, why is IBM's machine so heavy and google machine just a silicon chip?

    • @a.m.9357
      @a.m.9357 5 часов назад

      100%
      pure lies and playing with words.

    • @SeanGonzalezMDHEXT
      @SeanGonzalezMDHEXT 4 часа назад

      ​​@@bharathkumargundala6466 If you recall, google also had a huge machine a decade ago. Google has been working on this technology for at least a decade, so them fabricating custom silicon to do it isn't a big surprise.

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS 16 часов назад +125

    Quantum AI, because it exists in some theoretical space we have no actual ability to perceive.

    • @Tyiriel
      @Tyiriel 15 часов назад +8

      Some place, some time, it may actually do some thing.
      I can guarantee you it'll fool some wealthy investors though!

  • @lulushishi
    @lulushishi 16 часов назад +119

    Gemini bouta get that Compound V

    • @el0j
      @el0j 15 часов назад +1

      man we still need to wait a whole year

    • @RaneKunLovesNightcore
      @RaneKunLovesNightcore 14 часов назад

      Lol that sounds just right

    • @aj7515
      @aj7515 4 часа назад +1

      Then we'll FINALLY have that sentient AI everyone's been making a fuss over.

  • @Velerios
    @Velerios 15 часов назад +85

    Well... that explained more than google did.

  • @davcar23
    @davcar23 15 часов назад +58

    Sounds like something Google will soon cancel

    • @Azarilh
      @Azarilh 6 часов назад +1

      lmao

  • @hungson215
    @hungson215 14 часов назад +53

    "Quantum AI" for quantum money from investors. Google found the next hype term for the stock market next year is Quantum AI

    • @larzkruber822
      @larzkruber822 13 часов назад +8

      Thats what i think
      Wallstreet has no idea what this means
      but is too afraid to admit it
      Wouldn´t be the first time...or the last time, "FTX *cough*"

    • @zacharyelliott7161
      @zacharyelliott7161 9 часов назад

      @@larzkruber822 Oh they definitely know what it means. Quantum computers = money and ai = money so Quantum AI = 2money/j

  • @georgesos
    @georgesos 11 часов назад +21

    " we can look for new kinds of matter"....
    Who asked for new matter?
    We can't even deal with the old matter.
    what is the matter with these people?

    • @jeronimo196
      @jeronimo196 3 часа назад

      get out

    • @Ani-valentine
      @Ani-valentine 4 минуты назад

      Gotta increase Stock prices and market shares

  • @TheCorruptCat
    @TheCorruptCat 15 часов назад +17

    0:51 that is linux with the gnome desktop enviroment.

  • @vakuumhuvud
    @vakuumhuvud 15 часов назад +24

    "You may have heard recently..." Ah, that reassuring sentence!

  • @fr9714
    @fr9714 14 часов назад +20

    "It makes Apple Intelligence look as stupid as Apple's Intelligence".... oh hahahahahaaha.... my sainted aunt, what a hoot.

    • @wbrett30
      @wbrett30 9 часов назад

      That one got me the most

  • @shashankyadav5703
    @shashankyadav5703 15 часов назад +72

    I'd reckon if a calculation takes 10 septillion years, it's not worth doing in the first place.

    • @el0j
      @el0j 15 часов назад +15

      unless you can do it in 5 min

    • @VeryUniqueRandomName
      @VeryUniqueRandomName 14 часов назад +9

      Still less than russia charged them

    • @beautyofflightsimulation2349
      @beautyofflightsimulation2349 14 часов назад

      Wait! Don't you want to know the googolplex-th digit of phi?!

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 14 часов назад +4

      Sometimes is kinda does, ability to bruteforce encryption in reasonable amount of time is pretty cool. Until you get to newer encryption tools that will take insane amount of time to crack even with quantum computer yet again...the history is a circle.

    • @bencrispe9562
      @bencrispe9562 14 часов назад +5

      This quantum AI could, in theory, map out every single chemical reaction and electrical exchange in your entire nervous system, and calculate exactly how each neuron will fire far in advance of it actually happening. This AI will know you better than you do.

  • @weswheel4834
    @weswheel4834 11 часов назад +9

    That's it, I'm putting Random Circuit Sampling on my CV, that'll work.

    • @pc14thenumber9
      @pc14thenumber9 8 часов назад +1

      I gonna put Random Thought Protocol... if being ask what it is.. is when I end up thinking non-work related. Lol.

  • @smilingbandit4975
    @smilingbandit4975 11 часов назад +6

    Quantum computing is literally the same marketing bs as artificial intelligence.

  • @raxadian
    @raxadian 16 часов назад +90

    So a Google project is doing nothing of use? Color me surprised. After all Google cancels everything that actually does something useful.

    • @TheGroovesRus
      @TheGroovesRus 15 часов назад +17

      Well, they sometimes make 4 versions of the same thing then cancel the best 3 😅

    • @inarisound
      @inarisound 14 часов назад +3

      And only reboot the project if they see that new competitor is getting all the money (Zoom) (google hangout)

    • @ggoddkkiller1342
      @ggoddkkiller1342 14 часов назад +1

      I really like their Gemini pro models, they are free to use too and easy to jailbreak. Google is definitely not a good company but i guess broken clock works here too.

    • @kirby21-xz4rx
      @kirby21-xz4rx 13 часов назад +1

      That's only if the customers didn't Like it 😂

    • @MelodicTurtleMetal
      @MelodicTurtleMetal 11 часов назад +4

      Yeah - Google is the worst. I hate free maps, emails, comprehensive websearch, free alternative to office, free chromium, free A.I API, arguably best translation.

  • @TheGroovesRus
    @TheGroovesRus 15 часов назад +45

    Google Willow is faster at being Google Willow than a regular computer is at emulating a Google Willow. Whoop-dee-dooo

  • @chaddriveler398
    @chaddriveler398 11 часов назад +13

    Inductive reasoning suggests that quantum computers will continue to solve more and more complex problems that don't exist.

    • @jerry-sb1238
      @jerry-sb1238 4 часа назад +1

      i believe this could be a breakthrough for solving medical science problems, astronomy, exo planets, new ways to solve a problem like flying cars maybe, new materials, its more useful for research and i am definitely interested if they could publish the new inventions through this quantum ai. hopefully this is what it should be used for 🤞

  • @im_not_using_scout
    @im_not_using_scout 15 часов назад +27

    im getting paid by google 30$ an hour to watch the normal CPU calculating and see how much time will it take, wish me luck :)

    • @Ecchi_Kun
      @Ecchi_Kun 15 часов назад +8

      and you will be paid only after the computer finishes calculating, so good luck indeed.

    • @uktruecrime
      @uktruecrime 4 часа назад +1

      Give be a nudge after the first 876600 hours and i'll bring you a drink.

  • @glassmarble996
    @glassmarble996 14 часов назад +11

    Here is the Google Quantum Ai.
    "You are absolutely correct"
    "I sincerely apologize for the error in my previous response."

  • @wrmusic8736
    @wrmusic8736 9 часов назад +5

    AI bubble is so inflated that they are trying to patch it on a quantum level to prevent it from bursting

  • @theronwolf3296
    @theronwolf3296 12 часов назад +4

    When you add the buzzword 'quantum' to the buzzword 'AI' you get double strength points

  • @theaninova
    @theaninova 11 часов назад +2

    Quantum AI as in Quantum Bogo Sort.
    1. Quantumly randomise the AI
    2. If the AI does not work, destroy the universe
    3. All remaining universes contain working AIs

  • @MSteamCSM
    @MSteamCSM 15 часов назад +21

    Same BS all over again

  • @LM77va
    @LM77va 14 часов назад +6

    Quantum AI was explained very well in the movie Don't Look Up. I think the guys name was Peter Isherwell. Supposedly, it can predict things before they happen. All based on tons of data on the subject at hand. Remember, he predicted the president would be eaten by a Bronteroc. Thousands of years later, she was killed by a Bronteroc. 😅 but on a serious note, Quantum AI was wrong too, about the main character.

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 14 часов назад +1

      Its kinda like it works with LLM`s too. They have no accuracy in traditional sense, just good filters and conditions to minimize measurable inaccuracy. And sometimes they just dont work and spout out nonsense despite all the attempts to prevent it. Traditional computers however are as accurate as we want them however, which is why they arent going anywhere.

  • @IvanNjati
    @IvanNjati 13 часов назад +4

    "Subscribe todayy🐈" 😂😂🙌🏽

  • @outtheredude
    @outtheredude 13 часов назад +5

    I'm thinking more the Willow from Buffy.

  • @MuntazirSaad
    @MuntazirSaad 2 часа назад +1

    We got Quantum AI before GTA 6

  • @Mr.JimPickens
    @Mr.JimPickens 14 часов назад +4

    When will they invent Quantum crypto and quantum NFTs?

  • @flatline3131
    @flatline3131 15 часов назад +6

    Maybe this one is actually AI and not just voice recognition google search 🤣

  • @SuperKillJoy15
    @SuperKillJoy15 15 часов назад +4

    Just wait until Google cancels it for sayung something they disagree with, like how removing the headphone jack was a bad idea

  • @engineerkentgaming1371
    @engineerkentgaming1371 11 часов назад +1

    Thank you Sam. You make me laugh the most.

  • @Gavinconaghty
    @Gavinconaghty 10 часов назад +1

    The best bit "He is Quantum Supremacy" lol :)

  • @KraKra-Ah
    @KraKra-Ah 14 часов назад +3

    Willow... funny... since Buffy every device in my house is named after a character from Buffy the Vanpire Slayer... Willow is my backup server... yes, i'm a nerd.. 😅

  • @BBB_bbb_BBB
    @BBB_bbb_BBB 14 часов назад +18

    The fact it has Quantum in the title tells you that you can just disregard it as scifi nonsense.

  • @lb-o
    @lb-o 13 часов назад +6

    Google's video was more of a marketing-advertisement than a direct information.
    A better implication I got from BBC's critique:
    Oversimplified, from what I soley got from that video, let me know if it's accurate.
    Quantum Computing is more of a variation than an upgrade.
    The real achievement Google did actually was decreasing random error rate while dealing with large data. Also it's rather a "magical" extraordinary milestone than a breakthrough. Because the technology/theories has been existing since decades.
    Now the impact is, we can deal with large large large data without running into error issue. Which will allow us to learn more about "out of this reality" quantum stuffs instead of little. Again it's a variation of computer, for example, our reality have two hands, quantum computer and it's field have four hands. That means the handshaking is for them. Those large large large data are four handed stuffs, while two handed stuffs are for example the ultra high graphics in games.
    For better graphics we need to innovate the 0s 1s. But who knows in future if we get new field of technology (ex, light/radio) that is made of qubits, then those quantum computers will finally come into dailylife application.

  • @TCHICKIBRAXD
    @TCHICKIBRAXD 15 часов назад +3

    Willow making qubits whip back and forth

  • @transmogrifiers
    @transmogrifiers 2 часа назад

    The most coherent explanation so far

  • @marcw6875
    @marcw6875 11 часов назад +1

    "Do you guys just put the word 'quantum' in front of everything?"
    -Scott Lang

  • @dereklytle6719
    @dereklytle6719 8 часов назад

    They now know how many steps it takes for random circuit sampling, so they just have to calculate how long it would take a normal computer to do the same steps.

  • @Naitik_Barnwal
    @Naitik_Barnwal 15 часов назад +4

    Believe it or not willow chip with quantum ai is the best assistant to mine crypto.

    • @SamsonKing9
      @SamsonKing9 14 часов назад +2

      To crack private keys😅

  • @swagmuffin9000
    @swagmuffin9000 12 часов назад +1

    So incredibly powerful, it doesn't do anything useful

  • @alexgonzalezMI
    @alexgonzalezMI 51 минуту назад

    That dude presenting the chip doesn't look like he leaves the HQ that often.

  • @SimplyGamingandTech
    @SimplyGamingandTech 8 часов назад

    I Like how I go off on a bizarre tangent with my gpt and try and add quantum logic and research foundatio to its abilities and within days, the big companies release they are doing it. I feel I'm in tune.
    Great vid.
    Cheers

  • @rigellroy
    @rigellroy 10 часов назад

    Should be noted that the Quantum Artificial Intelligence Lab (QuAIL), a collaboration between NASA, USRA, and Google Quantum AI, was founded in 2013 to explore how quantum computing might impact machine learning, among other areas of research. Quantum machine learning or "Quantum AI" has been around long before any of the current AI slop.

  • @tilak231
    @tilak231 5 часов назад

    So finally Someone Explains really WELL!!

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 9 часов назад

    The short little man. Was the Willow quantum chip of my growing up.☺️

  • @Reinaldo-e9y
    @Reinaldo-e9y 13 часов назад +1

    This is a microprocessor which uses fotons (light) instead of electricity.
    They can improve the use of autonomous drones, which will be immune to jammer.
    Sorry my English.
    😂

    • @davidjb3671
      @davidjb3671 8 часов назад

      I think your brain is the problem, not your English...

  • @aftershockjc3602
    @aftershockjc3602 7 часов назад

    It's like hank pym explaining quantum physics and just put quantum in every sentence

  • @privatename7634
    @privatename7634 9 часов назад

    The problem is we can’t check if that task answer is correct.

  • @marcomereu5992
    @marcomereu5992 11 часов назад +1

    The (romanesco) broccoli grows the flower bud to resemble a fractal with a logarithmic pattern.

    • @jeronimo196
      @jeronimo196 3 часа назад

      No wonder the cabbage guy developed a mech corporation... eventually.

  • @Head-ScratcherHQ
    @Head-ScratcherHQ 15 часов назад +1

    This is going somewhere and i love it

  • @imprincehashimali
    @imprincehashimali Час назад

    The outro was epic !

  • @ReadtheBible88
    @ReadtheBible88 15 часов назад +1

    My mom puts willow chips in her flower bed.

  • @JustherefortheLOLZ
    @JustherefortheLOLZ 14 часов назад +7

    *note: the term Quantum is marketing only. Just like cloud.

    • @dgllow
      @dgllow 12 часов назад

      all developed by new Marketing Intelligence processors.. M.I. is and ever was a future..

  • @DeVibe.
    @DeVibe. 14 часов назад

    It's amazing how they have the audacity to say that! Quantum AI?! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mattlm64
    @mattlm64 11 часов назад

    I was waiting for Warwick Davis to show up.

  • @ensarija
    @ensarija 12 часов назад

    This quantum employee was phasing between my screen pixels 😅😂😂

  • @pewjackman
    @pewjackman 6 часов назад

    As soon as I saw the thumb nail.... Mr. Mackey!!
    Then I realised it just a normal unedited image of Sam

  • @bobbyse26
    @bobbyse26 13 часов назад

    Love your content 😂

  • @exploshaun
    @exploshaun 8 часов назад +1

    AI chip that doesn't do anything AI 😂

  • @JynxSp0ck
    @JynxSp0ck 15 часов назад +2

    At this point we might make a quantum computer that can actually do something useful sometime next century.

    • @dgllow
      @dgllow 12 часов назад +1

      It could calculate when it is going to be usefull

    • @UnoccupiedBoat
      @UnoccupiedBoat 5 часов назад

      ​@@dgllow😂😂

  • @Greedy-Allay
    @Greedy-Allay 14 часов назад

    We got Quantum AI before Pixelman Fight 3

  • @elaboratestuffs
    @elaboratestuffs 12 часов назад +1

    What would we do without you....

  • @nuvotion-live
    @nuvotion-live Час назад

    There’s only one known useful quantum algorithm, Shor’s, and a sufficiently powerful quantum computer to run it may never exist.

  • @ifeanyikennedy1047
    @ifeanyikennedy1047 15 часов назад +2

    Quantum AI.
    Please I am confused.

  • @cyko5950
    @cyko5950 11 часов назад

    they actually slapped AI on it for no reason

  • @Evangelionism
    @Evangelionism 11 часов назад

    I may have just become a 2-time-over millionaire, but Google is about to become a 10-trillion-dollar company if this expands.

  • @Boodee520
    @Boodee520 6 часов назад

    Fair question.
    How did they know classic supercomputers were gonna take tht long? 😂

  • @achinism
    @achinism 3 часа назад

    Is this Google's way of saying that Tensor G5's gonna suck too?!

  • @hblaub
    @hblaub 7 часов назад

    Is this about the TV series Quantum Leap from 1989?

  • @fatinebadr7244
    @fatinebadr7244 12 часов назад

    Fun fact :quantum computer are slower than classic one on basic simple task

  • @AyebaleIsaacMagezi
    @AyebaleIsaacMagezi 16 часов назад +5

    Nothing beats this "Hey there, am sam Tucker from .....
    And you mah have had recently..........😅😊"
    Guy the way you simplify tech stuff without losing the context is astounding.
    Merry Christmas Sam.❤

  • @cry2love
    @cry2love 8 часов назад

    On a quantum level - Google AI is barely noticeable 😂

  • @cjeelde
    @cjeelde 13 часов назад +1

    So Google wanna mine all remaining Bitcoins? 🤣🤣

    • @dgllow
      @dgllow 12 часов назад

      Quantum coin is what we need now.. gotta go forward!

  • @trevorgale1176
    @trevorgale1176 13 часов назад +1

    But the sheep 🐑 still buy the stuff 😔

  • @Stanglemangle
    @Stanglemangle 14 часов назад +1

    0:19 this is clever

  • @Super6ix06
    @Super6ix06 12 часов назад +1

    Just to think the chips of the 60s got us to the moon 😂😂😂 well that's what I was told 😢

  • @DJVARAO
    @DJVARAO 15 часов назад +2

    Yep, Q_Ai is just more hype...

  • @danmar007
    @danmar007 Час назад

    Of course, quantum. When you're bereft of ideas, you go to quantum.

  • @Azzameen99AZ
    @Azzameen99AZ 12 часов назад

    And here I thought "He! Is!" would end with "Bixby!"

  • @bloodred255
    @bloodred255 10 часов назад

    you apparently watched the trailer, the guy was being held captive and asking for help.
    and I got that from your snippets.

  • @brittb1696
    @brittb1696 14 часов назад

    So... What I'm hearing is everybody's going to be slapping "Quantum" on everything, throwing another buzzword on the pile with "2000," "360," and "Blockchain."

  • @istudyokonsepto
    @istudyokonsepto 9 часов назад

    Good lord, what’s next? Quantumoji apps on quantum ai supported devices?

  • @hector6264
    @hector6264 8 часов назад

    It's a superposition of intelligent and unintelligent

  • @mullergyula4174
    @mullergyula4174 7 часов назад

    Still, share prices went up 5% after the announcement.

  • @rafaelpalmalima
    @rafaelpalmalima 12 часов назад

    This is the amalgamation of buzz words

  • @Nihilius87
    @Nihilius87 11 часов назад

    So, its a "Qantum of Solace" LOL

  • @heinrichberger3908
    @heinrichberger3908 14 часов назад +2

    Can it run doom?

  • @Alfahippie
    @Alfahippie 6 часов назад +1

    Worst company ever with the most power ever, great combination…

  • @Raikage93
    @Raikage93 13 часов назад

    Why its STILL charge like THIS?!?

  • @BusyMEOW
    @BusyMEOW 12 часов назад

    Quad Chip, it only runs binary 4 times at once.

  • @sadasdafa
    @sadasdafa 2 часа назад

    ai so powerful even their search engine dont function properly on their own browser

  • @Architectofawesome
    @Architectofawesome 16 часов назад

    We will finally know more about slime molds!

  • @nicolasn12
    @nicolasn12 12 часов назад +1

    A what?
    Anyway, [Insert Antman Quantummania joke here because I can't think of any].

  • @fist003
    @fist003 2 часа назад

    When would Quantum Ultimatum be released..?

  • @Codysdab
    @Codysdab 12 часов назад

    Goodbye all our current encryption.

  • @KellyBeeSan
    @KellyBeeSan 14 часов назад

    Imagine gaming on a quantum computer... 🤔