i did this with my friend "go to hell" "i'm packing my bags, just promise me you won't end up there" "no need for that, with you here on this earth it already feels like hell." CREDS GO TO RYAN!!!!!!
U should have said- "U should not have played with fire/devil then. It's ur fault. Btw where were u born? Ig on highway. Cause most accidents take place there... " This would be enough to shut that frnd
but what if you insult someone and they just go yep, thats me? besides I don't really just think of random good insults. I study the person and then I can burry them 10 times over with words.
Me memorised everything and ready to fight. Them: go to hell Me:...................... After the fight , damn I couldve said all this. Oh crap.🤦♀️ Edit: no I'm not an army anymore :)
i already have someone in mind, its my classmate that anoyes and bullies me everyday at school, shes the reason i want to be home most of the time but definetly not for FRICKIN 2 YEARS! WHEN WILL YOU STOP STUPID COVID?! IT GETTING BORING HERE!
3:17 teens: *ım gonna say this to my mom, she judge me a lot bruh lol she will get rekt and angry as always* teen say this moms slipper: *my time has come*
I will ignore you so hard you will start to doubt you own existence my fav I made some feel that way he keep ask me for a lead pencil and and he was always rude to me and my best friend so we act like he wasn't there he was like wait am I dead why can't they see it was funny and fun to do lol🤣🤣🤣
Imagine your old childhood friend that moved away met you on high school and he or she says, "hey, it has been a long time since we met again!" And imagine saying "I would love to keep it that way!" Like who would say that.
*Me after watching this video* I'm gonna roast everyone of my classmates when school opens!! Huhuhu UvU *also me in 5 minutes forgets everything and ends up watching meme for the next 45 minutes* *yeah and even forgets that I wanted to roast people* ✨ **I have a brain of a goldfish y'know** ✨
My fav for sure was "If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ" This will definitely do the trick for a certain classmate of mine who loves to say "go jump off a building" to legit anyone who talks back to him when he annoys them
You know that one friend that just like you search's savage quotes and finds exactly the same ones as you then exposes you at school 🙂 Or.. continues to be a cool friend goes on a roasting spree with you and you tell each other which ones you know 😏🤗
Me : when I've learnt all the savage quotes...... Also me : (realizes) my friends don't speak English.... Also also me : translates everything into my language..... Also also also me : (realizes) I don't have any friends... Also also also also me : DEAD
My Ex bestie: *says "smart" things* *acts as if she's Ms Knowitall* Me: Unless ur name is Google, Stop acting as if you know everything Her: Ugh! GO TO HELL My brain: THIS COMEBACK DO IT Me: I'm already packing my bags, Please promise me you don't go there. Her: Ugh! Whatever, I'm gonna go tell on you to the teacher Me: Look, if ur gonna be two faced, Atleast make one side pretty Her: ARGHHHHHHH
Math teacher:do u know why your learning maths? Me:yea because it's the 7th sense that destroy our 6 sense and make us nonsense? Math teacher:what is 100×40 Me:do I looks like a calculator or something? Teacher tells my mom: Mom:where did you learn all those Me:my brain is my best teacher so... Moms brain be like:I CANT with this kid😒so why do I have a brain?it does not teach me to make her a savage daughter Dad: that's my daughter!👍
If someone’s ever lying about u or spreading rumors, just say: “You could work for Fox News if you’d like, since you lie so much!” Or replace it with a news channel they agree with so it hurts more.
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As soon I saw the thumbnail I couldn't help but click in a sec😂
Me too bro
lmao same I have to use these on people because I'm a horrible person
@@XxSadCloudxX I horrible at people skills too need a guide to reply always
Me too .
Same
i did this with my friend
"go to hell"
"i'm packing my bags, just promise me you won't end up there"
"no need for that, with you here on this earth it already feels like hell."
CREDS GO TO RYAN!!!!!!
Guess what they're more savage
But that would mean you're already in hell, so what will be the point of first statement?
coeback: STOP!!!!
U should have said-
"U should not have played with fire/devil then.
It's ur fault.
Btw where were u born? Ig on highway. Cause most accidents take place there... "
This would be enough to shut that frnd
can i say all these to covid?
Yeah you can but covid must need to have ear to listen it and brain to understand it
@@jeonjungkook__2161 ;-; its a joke
I’m gonna
@@lillywastesyourtime24601 Meet me in china
😂
The easy way to counter 80% of these insults is to say “then that makes the two of us”
what about the 20% remaining?
@@jinsiess3772 it wouldn’t make sense to say that
Ahh ok..
but what if you insult someone and they just go yep, thats me? besides I don't really just think of random good insults. I study the person and then I can burry them 10 times over with words.
A: You see that door? I want you on the other side of it.
B: Well, you don’t always get what you want.
That's not a good comeback at all but okay-
@@Idiotic_Iva I'm horrible at comebacks I know (TT)(TT)
@@Idiotic_Iva ikr😂
This was a year ago which isn’t a rlly big gap but still, my mind has developed a lot comeback-wise
:I’m older than you
Me: at least I’m taller than you
@@Idiotic_Iva not cool-
Me memorised everything and ready to fight.
Them: go to hell
Me:......................
After the fight , damn I couldve said all this. Oh crap.🤦♀️
Edit: no I'm not an army anymore :)
This always happens with me . Even if I give savage replies , I creat more savage replies by myself when it's too late .
@@nowrin_8193 😩relatable.
@Shraddha Maurya I have a lot to learn from yoongs.
@Shraddha Maurya ikrrrr yoongi is the god of roasting....my fav one off is was when he roasted jungkook😂😂😂
@Shraddha Maurya ikrrrr dude bts being savage to each other is the funniest 😂
No one:
Me: *dancing to the background music*
Same..
After reading this.. I started..
lmao same
SAME
LMAO SAME
"Who are you to judge me? God?"
"YES!"
"Then turn my water into wine so I can get drunk and not see you anymore."
Oooo savage
Damn savage 😂
Hell yeah 🤣!
Savage you badass
"who are you to command God?" (this is my response pls dont attack me XD)
Me thinking about whos gonna be my first victim 👁👄👁
My oh my... the likes... IS MY COMMENT THAT RELATABLE LMAOOOO
I already have someone in mind😂😂😈
@@leenabhimania5810 I have many people in mind ( kpoppies ) and others . But actually , I don't wanna talk with them .
@@nowrin_8193 yeah! Giving them a silent treatment will hurt them more😂
i already have someone in mind, its my classmate that anoyes and bullies me everyday at school, shes the reason i want to be home most of the time but definetly not for FRICKIN 2 YEARS! WHEN WILL YOU STOP STUPID COVID?! IT GETTING BORING HERE!
I'm going to use them on shigy
"I'm not INSULTING you. I'm DESCRIBING you."
YESS, I NEED TO USE THIS ON MY BROTHERS-
ME TOOOOO
Ah yes, tell me how that one goes 🤣
No one:
Me: *learning all these quotes*
Same
And I won't be able to use any of them in real life . But still ....
@@btsandtxtloverstraykidzfan3486 mostly because the people we want to use these on are dumb af and won't get half of these 🤷
@@devanshvajpeyee8440 I was going to say this....same pinch
@@imyoongi7470 ikr? Like our enemies are not only annoying, but dumb too
1:03 - Mannn that's so savage 😂🔥🔥
Savageness Overloaded 😎
I don't
get it
I am sorry if you don't like my honesty, but really I don't like your lies
Damn..that was deep and savage dude!
They: go to hell
Me: Are u sure that I'm not gonna find you in hell
This is what i actually did day before yesterday 😂😂
Oh gurl same here 🤣 their faces were so great
So i’m the only one who says “Go there and meet ur grandpa”? 💀
@@literallysky93 that was also a nice reply tho-
No that human is Hell
Ic. U had a lesson with Yoongi 😏😏
idea: you sir are the erason god created the middle fingur
Yasss
Y e s
And the Karen
@@eelraM XD
God created it for us don’t make jokes like this
But it’s still nice Idm
2:43
me, a Kokichi kinnie: *oh look I am rich now.*
Ikr?
hahahHAHAHAHHAAAHHHHAAA
ThAt🌝wAs✨JuSt✌️a💥LiEeeEeE😩
XDDDD I also kin him
I subbed. Luv the quotes. 🙃
‘You are not useless because you can still be used as a bad example.’
Ouch-true tho?
if you read 0:58 it actually sounds kinda sad and cute at the same time
*time to use this in a story*
0:21 I dedicate this to all the toxic people who argue with others on internet for somethings , which are not even reasons to argue with someone .
The best savage thing for every situation is : "Silence".
There's no need for any of this..
"Time" is more savage than any in this world
True
0:22 you are not useless, because you can still be used a bad example
Me:🤣🤣🤣 I just imagining chloe from miraculous ladybug
Doesnt ladybug remind you of spiderman a little
What a coincidence I just (today) started watching it and found your comment
This is on my mind 24/7
@@ahanatiwari6349 levi-?
@@l0via359 lmfao 😂😂😂😂I'm Levi Ackerman . . .
love your channel :)
3:17
teens: *ım gonna say this to my mom, she judge me a lot bruh lol she will get rekt and angry as always*
teen say this
moms slipper: *my time has come*
My mother would be like: I'm not judging you!!!!
@@lilmissary ım not judging you ım just making judgement!
Why do I wanna take these and write a song-
Do it lol
Do it
D o i t
Do it
Definitely do it
“Learn to take jokes 🙄”
“Learn to make one”
2:07
Me: my heart is... My heart is oh my God... My heart is...😰
My heartu shakeu
(Chest movements inserted )
👁👄👁🤡
Armyyyy💜💜
XD
LMFAO
@@Sunflower_that_loves_you llmao I get u
"The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes."
"The people to know how to tolerate YOU are gods.."
"I am Satan!"
"No wonder you're hella ugly"
That comeback was the smoothest moment of my life. :,)
The 2 dislikes are the “bullies” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭✋🏿
they got scared and now it is 1
Back to 2 I guess they saw your comment
@@ishreetboparai9334 i bet it was u ;P
@Hanan Aden* no, not me
5 noww O.O
Even tho it was never directed to me I felt a slight burn
savage quotes🔥💯
Is no one going to talk about how cute the anime character is?
i to
1:23
Who else thought of the office?
Just remember
*if you cant be the best then be the worst.*
Are u BTS army
@@shaikharshad6701 You also notice jin face, great. I think she is.
@@rzzstudio8336 obviously I can, who cannot notice World wide handsome are u an army too
Present 💜
Ayy army
2:23 Oh this one is just 🔥
2:52 two faces !! Woah ! How savage this quote is .
I said it to my mum 😂😂
@@ellieella1232 really🤣
0:12 0:42 0:59 1:18 1:24 1:57 2:05 2:13 2:21 2:37 3:08 3:30
"Don't you get tired of putting makeup on your two faces"😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
Kill me dead💀💀
Ima use these ;-;
*later on*
*My mean sister steals the quotes*
Me: w h y
and there's me screaming those comeback lines to my shampoo bottles in the shower thinking I'm winning an argument
2:44 oh, Lila!
Or should I say lie-la?
Yes
Yes lol
People who preparing this for their enemy Make sure your enemy be able to understand this .😑
Toxic people: WRITES DOWN EVERYTHING
Everyone: I will use these
Me: vibing to the music🥳
...... People who I wanna insult are tooooo dumb to understand any of these... *sad lifeu*..
Army
@@yooniverse9130 yupppiee
yo armyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@@lilithmallory3944 Yo!!
Same 😭
I just got into a fight with someone.....I am thinking why didn't youtube recommend me this before🤔💭?
I will ignore you so hard you will start to doubt you own existence my fav I made some feel that way he keep ask me for a lead pencil and and he was always rude to me and my best friend so we act like he wasn't there he was like wait am I dead why can't they see it was funny and fun to do lol🤣🤣🤣
Imagine your old childhood friend that moved away met you on high school and he or she says, "hey, it has been a long time since we met again!" And imagine saying "I would love to keep it that way!" Like who would say that.
I would- only if it was a Fake childhood friend
@@oneandonlycyla I mean-
Oh... So there are highschools in hell or heaven...
Remember when we all watched these in 4th grade thinking we were so cool?
*Me after watching this video*
I'm gonna roast everyone of my classmates when school opens!! Huhuhu UvU
*also me in 5 minutes forgets everything and ends up watching meme for the next 45 minutes*
*yeah and even forgets that I wanted to roast people*
✨ **I have a brain of a goldfish y'know** ✨
Don't worry gurl you're not alone you know
0:35 B-but I will never reach the bottom of your IQ...
Maybe it’s just me, but this one 0:58 sounds kind of sweet, no? It’s the reason I clicked
No, it means they want their ex to be far away from them and that they would gladly go to hell if it meant their ex would not be there.
1:49 lets be honest. We all want to do this
All this quotes make me laugh 😂😂 sorry for being weirdo
Then that makes me a weirdo too
“Wait I thought they garbage truck collected the trash this morning, what are you doing here ?”
My fav for sure was
"If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ"
This will definitely do the trick for a certain classmate of mine who loves to say "go jump off a building" to legit anyone who talks back to him when he annoys them
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. Damn-
another great insult: u wear so much makeup u make barbie look real
Army
Woooooo yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh🙌🙌 army💜💜💜💜
@@yooniverse9130 I like you edits they're really good💜💜
1:09
Epic 😂
“You are not useless because you can still be used as a bad example”
.....
....Is that made after seeing me
Who else is speaking these lines side by side making a sarcastic face and imagining your talking to someone you hate lmaoo 😂😂
Me : Just watching this videos, cause i love the boy in the video ♡v♡. I wish i could draw like that, but too bad it won't come to life.
2:21
0:34
0:25
2:04
2:17
2:36
2:53
3:03
3:10
3:15
3:53
I have one
Do you wanna hear a joke? well... im looking at one
Good one
Awesome Bro But Can You Make Badass Quotes
i love god
You know that one friend that just like you search's savage quotes and finds exactly the same ones as you then exposes you at school 🙂
Or.. continues to be a cool friend goes on a roasting spree with you and you tell each other which ones you know 😏🤗
Thank you for making my files full :)))
Background music?
"Everyone hates you."
"Sorry I think you've mistaken me for someone who cares about your opinion."
Me : when I've learnt all the savage quotes......
Also me : (realizes) my friends don't speak English....
Also also me : translates everything into my language.....
Also also also me : (realizes) I don't have any friends...
Also also also also me : DEAD
Underrated comment
@@SawantStudios just like your's 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I needed this
I'm disappointed that some people actually use these.....
Same
2:42
Me: *Lila Rossi*
I like it😁😁
I love this absolute amazing you are amazing!
On my way to roast my friends😃
My Ex bestie: *says "smart" things* *acts as if she's Ms Knowitall*
Me: Unless ur name is Google, Stop acting as if you know everything
Her: Ugh! GO TO HELL
My brain: THIS COMEBACK DO IT
Me: I'm already packing my bags, Please promise me you don't go there.
Her: Ugh! Whatever, I'm gonna go tell on you to the teacher
Me: Look, if ur gonna be two faced, Atleast make one side pretty
Her: ARGHHHHHHH
GDHXVHVDGD omg combo xD
*me watching even though ill never really use them to save myself the embarassment*
Why?
Me to bullies/my enemies: if i was asked to give the adress of ugliness I would give them yours.
Them: ...
Me: 😏 bye trashes
Badass😏😏😎
Math teacher:do u know why your learning maths?
Me:yea because it's the 7th sense that destroy our 6 sense and make us nonsense?
Math teacher:what is 100×40
Me:do I looks like a calculator or something?
Teacher tells my mom:
Mom:where did you learn all those
Me:my brain is my best teacher so...
Moms brain be like:I CANT with this kid😒so why do I have a brain?it does not teach me to make her a savage daughter
Dad: that's my daughter!👍
Lmao ! Wait are u army
I think most of us are Kpop fan. btw the quotes are amazing I'm gonna use it bcoz I am the Savage one in my family and school 😏
Good luck !
@Shraddha Maurya so true 😂
Yup I am
I'm savage as well
@Shraddha Maurya Yes and he's my ultimate bias😎
I came prepared with burn cream. Man some of these burn to a crisp. Bravo.
? about bin laden he was not bad at all to add in
**Facepalms**
@@tinodaperson7174 pardon
@@hananaden8287 Kark D is putting his or her hand on his or her face like this 🤦🏻♀️
@@leenabhimania5810 lol i am not that social i usually keep to my self and i don't use youtube that often
@@hananaden8287 it's ok tho but I don't get why u think bin laden was not bad. Plz explain🥺
Me taking notes so much that my hands hurt💀
bro ur gonna be bullied
I only watch your videos for background musics...and I also get entertainment by reading those quotes
The was a time when I wanted to you are good for nothing to my friend, but when remembered these quotes I didn't want to suffer from embarrassment.😢
If someone’s ever lying about u or spreading rumors, just say:
“You could work for Fox News if you’d like, since you lie so much!”
Or replace it with a news channel they agree with so it hurts more.
1:12 bro this sent me a message saying I HAVE to tell this to the cheeto girl in my science class 😭✋🏿
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
"Done!"
I have all the quotes and insults pic to do it on my bullies!
-Elementary child
At 0:27 i almost laughed that made my day thanks
"Come on, what do you even do with your life"
"Hating you"
You just got 1 additional subscriber ma guy
1:16 Cassie is dat u?
Ty for this work of art
1:24 Me talking to the kid who reminded the teacher about giving homework:
WHO LET BRO COOK🔥🔥
FR THIS SHIT TASTE ASS 🔥
This is just soo savage!!!!