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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2019
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    PROD XONTHEBEAT
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  • @chasingelii5104
    @chasingelii5104 4 года назад +26372

    My loud ass microwave at midnight

  • @stonewallj.6419
    @stonewallj.6419 4 года назад +11437

    When your dad doesn't put his seatbelt on the entire ride

  • @madoba8717
    @madoba8717 4 года назад +12153

    When you accidentally press on “trap” instead of “start”

    • @hieutran294
      @hieutran294 4 года назад +548

      Suddenly cooking a dope vers instead making the food hot

    • @poopy69
      @poopy69 4 года назад +223

      @@hieutran294 naw, instead the food becomes *fire*

    • @asrieldreemurr8059
      @asrieldreemurr8059 4 года назад +87

      Xavier Mendoza
      Aw shit, food burnt!

    • @dopedoge3603
      @dopedoge3603 4 года назад +126

      When your microwave’s black

    • @Andrescxli
      @Andrescxli 4 года назад +52

      there are no accidents

  • @user-mk7uy8eg6l
    @user-mk7uy8eg6l 9 месяцев назад +191

    Oven has been real quiet since this dropped

  • @DollaMindset
    @DollaMindset Год назад +1233

    WE MAKING IT OUT THE OVEN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥

  • @CpTheDriller103
    @CpTheDriller103 4 года назад +3642

    I honestly just expected a “mmmm” sound throughout. I was pleasantly surprised.

    • @xonthebeatlol
      @xonthebeatlol  4 года назад +90

      Thanks

    • @smaller_cathedrals
      @smaller_cathedrals 4 года назад +10

      Subverting expectations!

    • @crubbie8340
      @crubbie8340 4 года назад +35

      WeirdozChannel are you stupid? he said he expected a mmm sound, not that there actually was one. learn to read illiterate fuck

    • @cashdri
      @cashdri 4 года назад +2

      same

    • @JFkendama
      @JFkendama 4 года назад +3

      WeirdozChannel hea talking about when the microwave is running

  • @jamesh3639
    @jamesh3639 4 года назад +2724

    Alternative title: Truck going reverse type beat

    • @xonthebeatlol
      @xonthebeatlol  4 года назад +172

      Ok then

    • @Mmmmmmmmmmmac
      @Mmmmmmmmmmmac 4 года назад +29

      prod. xonthebeat damn you really gonna go and do that then

    • @dislotion
      @dislotion 4 года назад +2

      999

    • @minecraftititi2005
      @minecraftititi2005 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/2Oo0kSThXIY/видео.html check this broZ

    • @MrX-nc8cm
      @MrX-nc8cm 3 года назад +8

      thats the B side

  • @uno9915
    @uno9915 3 года назад +293

    Me in the kitchen vibing to my smoke alarm while the house burns down

  • @IaMBacK247Beats
    @IaMBacK247Beats 5 месяцев назад +38

    That truck backing up.
    Love it

  • @lincolnslife5024
    @lincolnslife5024 4 года назад +2592

    When u put lean into a microwave

    • @xonthebeatlol
      @xonthebeatlol  4 года назад +143

      It do be fresh doe😳

    • @ograkthemonkeyhunter2743
      @ograkthemonkeyhunter2743 4 года назад +18

      When u pour lean down the vent

    • @alias.jordan2662
      @alias.jordan2662 4 года назад +20

      When you put lean in the trashcan because it's unhealthy, like bruh if you guys actually drink it please stop I'm concerned 😬😬😬

    • @starkiller578
      @starkiller578 4 года назад +5

      prod. xonthebeat why did you like your own comment lmao

    • @avrahamvidal4255
      @avrahamvidal4255 4 года назад +2

      James Herring Lol 😂 Nice One

  • @tehsensei
    @tehsensei 2 года назад +121

    This song brings the heat, and so does the microwave.

  • @dirtymike3329
    @dirtymike3329 2 года назад +236

    Lowkey goes hard. Makes me want to make an album over all these silly beats

  • @mazinosman1142
    @mazinosman1142 4 года назад +2483

    Nobody:
    The forklifts at Costco:

    • @3dninja54
      @3dninja54 4 года назад +16

      Bro this is underrated

    • @mnbassing8686
      @mnbassing8686 4 года назад +6

      Beep beep beep beep

    • @EverydayFindings
      @EverydayFindings 4 года назад +2

      Mazin Osman 💯

    • @gbyoshi14
      @gbyoshi14 4 года назад +3

      That’s so true though

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 4 года назад +4

      or hearing one of those vans when they back up (that make a noise)

  • @BraydenBachlott
    @BraydenBachlott 4 года назад +4828

    Nobody:
    Buses when they deploy the wheelchair ramp:

  • @Danstarr13
    @Danstarr13 5 месяцев назад +17

    ahh yes I do love it when my microwave yells out "x on the beat" at 3am when my food is ready

  • @thegisgaming
    @thegisgaming 3 года назад +215

    FNF fans be like
    “This lowkey slaps tho”

  • @davidortiz3015
    @davidortiz3015 4 года назад +1854

    Her: So, what music do you like?
    Me: *it’s complicated*

    • @truetape666
      @truetape666 4 года назад +31

      I fuckin knew Dr. Phil liked this typa shit. My newest Dr. Phil Fan-Fic puts you against Mark Wahlberg, who turns out to be a Terminator. It's fucking awesome. I'll post once I finish.

    • @truetape666
      @truetape666 4 года назад +29

      Chapter One - Chicken Nugger
      Dr. Phil kicks his neighbor in the shin, for wearing green pants on a thursday, and eating a burger at 2:00. Dr. Phil grabs his HackSaw and starts sawing at his neck. He then pulls it back and shoots him. Because it was a HackSawRifle. All of a Sudden Mark Wahlberg jumps out of a bush. "Oi, ya fuckin scared me." Dr. Phil says, accidentally stomping and fucking up the other side of the planet. "Yea, I got a Sword, that's a Gun. And my Friend? He's a Fucking Teddy Bear." Mark says. "Name's Ted." A Small Teddy Bear pops his head out of a bush. "Are you threatening me?" Dr. Phil grabs a Poison Kazoo Blow Dart Thingy, and shoots Mark in the Shin. His Flesh begins to melt from his newly revealed Terminator Endoskeleton. "I'm also a Fucking Terminator." Mark says, traveling back in time.
      "Oh Fuck, he's gonna kill my pops!" Dr. Phil says, trying to think of a quick way to stop his possible death. "Wait a Second.." He thinks. Dr. Phil uses the Reality Stone to change the Year. In Reality, it's actually 1969 (nice). "Donald, you fuckin bitch snickers,where the shit are you?" Dr. Phil kicks down the door to Donald Wahlberg's House. "I'd be throwing rocks through your windows, but I'm in a hurry." Dr. Phil grabs a Crowbar and bashes in Donald's Skull. He then urinates over the carcass, and snorts a fat line of coke. "Bitch, make me some Tea!" Dr. Phil yells, as an Anime Character arrives with some Tea. "Andalae." She speaks the language of the Jap. "Bonjour, nigga." Dr. Phil touches and absorbs the Tea through his fingertips. "Damn, that shit good!" Dr. Phil has himself a wank in the Living Room, turning it into the Loving Room. Self Loving Room. Dr. Phil travels back to the present, and finds Mark Wahlberg waiting for him. "I killed your father!" Dr. Phil yells, and throws a Beef Stick at the Machine. Ted is fucking Billie Eilish as well. Because why the fuck not? Dr. Phil snaps his neck and becomes one with the force.
      Chapter 2 - The Second Chapter
      Dr. Phil grows Muscles on the Muscles from his Muscles. "Bitch, I eat Lightsabers for Breakfast." Dr. Phil takes a break from the combat, realising he hasn't eaten a thing at all this entire story. He grabs his favourite Cereal, Mini Sabers. Lightsabers caught in the blast of a shrink ray, with Sugar and Salt sprinkled on top. This isn't an Official Cereal, unfortunately, and was actually created one time, where Dr. Phil accidentally locked himself outside while tripping on LSD. He thought it was just another box of Captain Crunch.
      The Terminator stares in Aw, at the site of an Epic Pussy Slayer, eating his favourite cereal. Fuckin sick. A popping noise is heard. Nice. Dr. Phil finishes his Cereal, and fully claims the title "Cereal Killer". "That's Badass." Billie Eilish Cums Spider-Webs. Ted cums Fluff. It's Fluffed up.
      (i f y o u r ' e f e e l i n g s u i c i d a l , y o u ' v e c o m e t o t h e r i g h t p l a c e)
      The Terminator grabs his Transformer Sword that turns into a Gun, and shoots Dr. Phil in the left ass cheek. This does nothing, because it's Phil's Special Suit. The Pew-Pew Shooty Shoot, bounces off the Doctor's Leg, and hits Mark. This angers him, so he gives Ted some steroids. Within seconds, literal tons upon tons of muscle are molded onto the Teddy Bear's arms. He also grows Pig Legs, becoming MANBearPig. It comes straight for Dr. Phil, so he does the first thing that comes to mind. He draws a 308. Caliber Sniper Rifle and 360 no scopes the Beast. MANBearPig lies dead, as his fluffy insides align the ground. "You killed my Teddy Bear." Mark says, staring at Phil with a blank, expressionless face. "You gave drugs to your Teddy Bear." Dr. Phil replies. "He liked to do Drugs." Mark says back.
      All of a Sudden, Michael Myers on heelys starts rolling around. Dr. Phil begins feelin shook. He grabs a Milkshake and Calms down though. "He with you?" Mark Wahlberg asks. "Nah." Dr. Phil grabs a Chicken Nugget, and peels the skin off before eating the inside. Michael Myers grabs the Cameraman and shoves a Knife up his Ass. "Cut!" The Director, Stephen Spielberg, shouts, allowing the CGIness of The Terminator peel off of Mark's Body. He returns to Human Form. The Park next to the Hedge is actually a Green Screen.
      Dr. Phil walks off set and retrieves his Lunch Box. Within it contains a Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich, and a Can of LEAN. Dr. Phil was in the mood for a tasty snack, so he put it away. It was only 9:34 A.M. so he can wait for Lunch. He grabs some Crack from his Crack, and has a Snack. Michael Myers kills the Producer, and Dr. Phil begins to come to the conclusion: this isn't an act. Michael is actually killing people, lmao.
      Dr. Phil becomes a Transformer, and turns into a Hummer. He drives through the set, and transforms back into a Human. This catches the attention of Megatron, with his Megadong. He crashes through the wall, and busts an oil-y nut on the vfx producer's shoulder. It was a cute redhead chick. Now she's a dead skeleton. Transformers cum acid, very similar to how Ninjas Piss Acid. Complex Shit. Dr. Phil grabs a Shard of Kryptonite, and stabs Megatron in the Megadong, right down the dick hole. "oof." Megatron lets out a sigh, before exploding. "Whoops! Sorry!" Michael Bae steps on set, lookin cute as fuck. Michael Myers then stabs him in the butt cheeks. "Fuck!" Dr. Phil steps away in shock.
      Chapter Three - It's a Slasher Film Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!iiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!iii
      Dr. Phil starts running towards the door, but he trips. He gets up though, and continues running. He finds an Exit and Successfully Exits the Building.
      Mark Ruffalo wasn't so lucky however. It's a Shame he was only The Hulk in the Movies. It could have saved him when he confronted Michael Myers, who violently, and furiously stabbed him, 37 times in the chest. And ate his Hands. Chopped them off with his Kitchen Knife and Gobbled them up right there and then. Mark Wahlberg catches Mikey in the Action, and goes to shoot him with his Sword that's also a Gun. He lands a lucky hit, but it does jack shit nothing.
      Michael stands up, and looks Menacing. He then heelys towards Mark, and kills him with a Double Sided Lightsaber. He stole it from Darth Maul, who was the costume designer for the film. He also sits dead in the next room. Lying, beaten and bloodied in the remnants of a wooden chair. Michael gets tired of playing games, and pulls out a Revolver. He healys around for a bit, and finds some random thot, just another producer. He pops a cap in her ass, and heelys towards an open exit.
      Dr. Phil realizes Michael has caught on, after he watches the Security Cameras. The Serial Killer accidentally falls down the stairs when trying to do some sick heely tricks. This failure doesn't slow him down, he spent 15 years in an asylum. All he watched waz Anime. He is basically one with speed. He heelys towards Dr. Phil, who is viciously masturbating into a bush. "Fuck, mate ye caught me jerkin', let me just plop this away- and done!" He puts his Shlong away and punches Michael in the Dick. Mikey returns the favor, and stabs Phil in the Dick. The Blade of Michael's Knife Breaks though. "Guess who's fucked now?" Dr. Phil asks, before raping Michael violently.
      Dr. Phil walks away from The Shape of a Broken Man, who sits, cowering on the pavement. Phil enters the building, everybody is dead. Everybody except Phil, so it's all good. He grabs his Lunchbox and opens it, retrieving his lunch. He takes a bite from the Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich, feeling the flavor phil his mouth. The juiciness, is wonderful, and the taste is so sweet, it's so delightful, everyone should experience it! He cracks open his can of LEAN and downs it in 0.00036 seconds. Not the quickest he's downed a Can of LEAN, and maybe even closer to the slowest, he takes time to enjoy the liquid, with all its rich nutrients.
      The End.

    • @TheHumbleHumanBeing
      @TheHumbleHumanBeing 4 года назад +6

      Breh i got fooled and subscribed to a fake Dr.Phil

    • @davidortiz3015
      @davidortiz3015 4 года назад +2

      CraziiSinister06 lmao

    • @Tehv_
      @Tehv_ 4 года назад +2

      Hi Dr. Phil I’m a huge fan

  • @realMrHudson
    @realMrHudson 4 года назад +3471

    I'm installing a speaker on the back of my car that plays this when it's in reverse so it's like a truck but better.

  • @cyanide77x
    @cyanide77x 2 года назад +22

    Friend: " What are you vibing to? " Me: *shows the video*

  • @shywol6044
    @shywol6044 Год назад +148

    WE’RE MAKING IT OUTTA THE KITCHEN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

    • @Cr4zYDiScOAlPaCa
      @Cr4zYDiScOAlPaCa 7 месяцев назад

      what if you're a woman in the 1800's?

    • @onlynovus42069
      @onlynovus42069 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Cr4zYDiScOAlPaCamaybe next generation

  • @menace6335
    @menace6335 4 года назад +446

    Me at 3 am: *tries to be quiet*
    My microwave:

  • @sameggenton1077
    @sameggenton1077 4 года назад +3438

    No one:
    The construction outside my house at 5 am:

    • @hdhrdfsrkgh
      @hdhrdfsrkgh 4 года назад +28

      Wtf they build at night?

    • @user-se8jg5ul7e
      @user-se8jg5ul7e 4 года назад +21

      𝘗𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘏𝘢𝘏𝘢! Dont builders build at night with lights on?

    • @thatonesylveon
      @thatonesylveon 4 года назад +5

      𝘗𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘏𝘢𝘏𝘢! 5am is in the morning. 5AM.

    • @heroyzh3347
      @heroyzh3347 4 года назад +10

      SAMEEEE omg literally I wake up every morning to construction 💀💀💀

    • @haywardhummus8777
      @haywardhummus8777 4 года назад +4

      That’s the exact time I wake up from my construction job 😂😂

  • @thatboyazzy
    @thatboyazzy Год назад +44

    we getting kicked out the hood with this one🔥🔥🔥

  • @lactris6567
    @lactris6567 Год назад +32

    DANG THIS IS REALLY HEAT UP!!
    IT BURNT 🔥

  • @larspaceship
    @larspaceship 4 года назад +787

    i’d be 100% less annoyed if my microwave played this when it was done

    • @toggaf1465
      @toggaf1465 4 года назад +27

      Lars Spaceship for real my food would be cold by the time i opened it

    • @prodrt1
      @prodrt1 4 года назад +35

      @@toggaf1465 the beat would make it hot again

  • @jacobk.6665
    @jacobk.6665 4 года назад +2909

    If aliens ever invade the world, I'm gonna tell them this is our national anthem

  • @kaelanlovett8523
    @kaelanlovett8523 3 года назад +12

    When the beat is fire but your food is still cold

  • @rodrigopalma6466
    @rodrigopalma6466 3 года назад +1

    im vibin hollyyyy nice job man

  • @uS-qe4ci
    @uS-qe4ci 4 года назад +592

    "Oh my god its a fire!"
    "oh my god... this is fire!"

  • @Dan-qu9vb
    @Dan-qu9vb 4 года назад +2540

    When I “accidentally” walk out of the store without paying:

    • @Jacob-iy5jx
      @Jacob-iy5jx 3 года назад +1

      @@minecraftititi2005 Stfu

    • @clone_cop
      @clone_cop 3 года назад +2

      @@minecraftititi2005 fak u

    • @getgnomed475
      @getgnomed475 3 года назад +6

      @@clone_cop what did he say?

    • @Dan-qu9vb
      @Dan-qu9vb 3 года назад +22

      @@getgnomed475 even I dont know what he said lmao

    • @DR3_34D
      @DR3_34D 3 года назад +6

      Your pfp makes it better

  • @D33z_Man_Darko
    @D33z_Man_Darko 5 месяцев назад +1

    Banger Fr fr

  • @mv3507
    @mv3507 2 года назад +3

    this is lowkey heat

  • @farolillo
    @farolillo 4 года назад +9695

    When u buy a black microwave:

  • @jarbin1246
    @jarbin1246 4 года назад +535

    “What kind of music do you like”
    Me: “....well...it’s kinda.....complicated.....”

  • @sam.321
    @sam.321 Месяц назад +2

    i programmed my microwave to play this when it stops

  • @TheHankanator
    @TheHankanator 3 года назад +6

    Thats not a microwave, thats my smoke alarm going off from how fire this beat is

  • @ButterBossTV
    @ButterBossTV 4 года назад +160

    Nobody:
    Trucks when they start backing up:

  • @jakebraun6376
    @jakebraun6376 4 года назад +1795

    I wanna make my microwave play this when my food is done

    • @xonthebeatlol
      @xonthebeatlol  4 года назад +87

      Yes

    • @trxshii3430
      @trxshii3430 4 года назад +14

      Yes

    • @iiilusion
      @iiilusion 4 года назад +31

      But ehen its like 2 in the morning, you sure you gonna want it then?

    • @jakebraun6376
      @jakebraun6376 4 года назад +55

      @@iiilusion yes, then everyone in my house can wake up and vibe to it :)

    • @Smartacus420
      @Smartacus420 4 года назад +44

      @@jakebraun6376 from upstairs : AYY YO BRUH WHY TF U COOKIN HOT POCKETS AT 2AM... ?
      I DIDNT SAY STOP!

  • @24krichboyz8
    @24krichboyz8 Месяц назад +1

    The microwave was definitely cooking sum

  • @whimsical3507
    @whimsical3507 2 года назад +1

    because of this one single video right here, I subscribed

  • @sumdood4769
    @sumdood4769 4 года назад +2101

    My grandpa's heart monitor when he get alzheimer's and forget he died

    • @xonthebeatlol
      @xonthebeatlol  4 года назад +150

      Bruh

    • @yungcatboi
      @yungcatboi 4 года назад +29

      Very underrated comment

    • @TheHumbleHumanBeing
      @TheHumbleHumanBeing 4 года назад +21

      Forgetting he died hmmmmmm

    • @BubbyCookUp
      @BubbyCookUp 4 года назад +14

      Then suddenly beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

    • @qimasktheslumpgod9246
      @qimasktheslumpgod9246 4 года назад +7

      I-

  • @thatdankguy5140
    @thatdankguy5140 4 года назад +1085

    This microwave so fire it actually heats up shit

    • @x3k258
      @x3k258 4 года назад +8

      True dat

    • @top2not2___
      @top2not2___ 4 года назад +1

      Yessir

    • @irisgarizo3991
      @irisgarizo3991 4 года назад +1

      why do you have so many subscribers

    • @pietroseiji9621
      @pietroseiji9621 4 года назад

      @@irisgarizo3991 it's probably bots

    • @thatdankguy5140
      @thatdankguy5140 4 года назад +3

      @@irisgarizo3991 I made a dumbass video back in 2015 that got a million views, but I've deleted it since then

  • @milarackov5645
    @milarackov5645 3 года назад +1

    FIRE BRO ITS AWSOME DUDEEEE

  • @tammieunruh6453
    @tammieunruh6453 4 месяца назад

    yo love the beat keep up the good work

  • @Aron23870
    @Aron23870 4 года назад +227

    This ain't no microwave this a whole monsterwave

  • @alechammo
    @alechammo 4 года назад +741

    This goes hard what the hell

  • @crypt1c_01
    @crypt1c_01 2 года назад +5

    This is the exact beat my mind comes up with in my head when someone in the car doesn’t have their seatbelt on. Just me?

  • @d34dh4v3n
    @d34dh4v3n Год назад

    dude this is fire

  • @suctioncupman1607
    @suctioncupman1607 4 года назад +692

    My parents: YOU'RE TO LOUD AT NIGHT
    My parents when Im trying to sleep:

    • @PepperWolfthePup
      @PepperWolfthePup 4 года назад +15

      Suction cup Man I feel that on a spiritual level

    • @kingzerneverdies714
      @kingzerneverdies714 4 года назад +13

      Suction cup Man really like they have the tv on all night but like you can’t sit there and just play a game without being too loud bruh

    • @suctioncupman1607
      @suctioncupman1607 4 года назад +7

      @@kingzerneverdies714 tell me about it.

    • @materialgirly
      @materialgirly 4 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @joegambabambino4277
      @joegambabambino4277 4 года назад +1

      For real though

  • @theperplexedparrot
    @theperplexedparrot 4 года назад +639

    My Grandma's Whole House When She's Baking Cookies.

    • @southwestlimitedproduction9738
      @southwestlimitedproduction9738 4 года назад +2

      Bruh this is so underated 🤣

    • @southwestlimitedproduction9738
      @southwestlimitedproduction9738 4 года назад +1

      It's true tho there are funny af comments but their not recognized and can you subscribe to my channel I have 7 so far I'm trying to get to 50-100

    • @southwestlimitedproduction9738
      @southwestlimitedproduction9738 4 года назад

      @@theperplexedparrot Nice

    • @cabtaxi
      @cabtaxi 4 года назад +4

      @@southwestlimitedproduction9738 Bro, u fucking talking to urself?

    • @daniela683
      @daniela683 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/CpBFtE54qPE/видео.html vsauce type beat

  • @kingdomoffrance9995
    @kingdomoffrance9995 2 года назад +6

    Great composition

  • @fedafoo
    @fedafoo Год назад

    Keep on going man chase your dreams ❤

  • @natnael9992
    @natnael9992 4 года назад +484

    Kanye: damn it would be a waste if...

  • @uetezd2271
    @uetezd2271 4 года назад +850

    When you didn’t open the door at “00:01” and now the whole house is awake

    • @poopbutt6888
      @poopbutt6888 4 года назад

      ?

    • @dl-6550
      @dl-6550 4 года назад +30

      Lmao then you gotta open the dumbass door real calmly

    • @sensey181
      @sensey181 4 года назад +11

      So relatable lmao

    • @joshuashakir2772
      @joshuashakir2772 4 года назад +2

      faxxxxx!

    • @malagotawakened3716
      @malagotawakened3716 4 года назад +8

      @@dl-6550 factsssss my nigga I be doing this all the time shit be annoying

  • @chep0
    @chep0 Год назад

    Thank you for making such an amazing beat for my edit

  • @Amenproductions000
    @Amenproductions000 3 месяца назад

    Dang so warm, got me sweating😂

  • @EmoViolenceEnjoyer
    @EmoViolenceEnjoyer 4 года назад +536

    I show this to my microwave, he's now a furnace

  • @nadr6337
    @nadr6337 3 года назад +392

    The microwave when I’m trying to silently make food at 3am:

  • @roo.pzz4380
    @roo.pzz4380 6 месяцев назад

    why is this fire

  • @meowing-boy
    @meowing-boy Год назад +2

    This beat is so fire that it heated up the cold part in the middle of the food

  • @nakubro
    @nakubro 4 года назад +1676

    Up next from Michael Reeves: I made a microwave that only heats up things with this song

  • @DAGIEBOB
    @DAGIEBOB 4 года назад +197

    That one kid who refuses to mute his microphone in the lobby

  • @LongIslandRailfanner
    @LongIslandRailfanner Год назад +33

    We makin it outta the Freezer with this one🥶🥶🔥🔥

  • @mistabio
    @mistabio 3 года назад

    the crazy part is... WHY THIS IS SO GOOD!

  • @mrshightower7549
    @mrshightower7549 4 года назад +426

    I would use the microwave more often if it sounded like this

  • @yes-hp7yk
    @yes-hp7yk 4 года назад +1684

    *What people think when the fire alarm goes off:*
    Regular people: omg it’s a fire!! I’m gonna die omg I need to get out of here!!
    Sound cloud rappers: lemme make a beat outta this

    • @xonthebeatlol
      @xonthebeatlol  4 года назад +20

      Y3e

    • @thebowenarrow3166
      @thebowenarrow3166 4 года назад +9

      Bro that sounds like fire

    • @yeurrn
      @yeurrn 4 года назад +9

      Why would rappers make beats lmao. You mean producers? Lmao
      L

    • @KSURMAHEART
      @KSURMAHEART 4 года назад +2

      @@yeurrn rappers make they own beats as well.

    • @yeurrn
      @yeurrn 4 года назад +2

      prod. kheart thats very rare

  • @Ur..m1n3d3ar
    @Ur..m1n3d3ar 5 месяцев назад +4

    When dad takes off his seatbelt

  • @nate._.4340
    @nate._.4340 Год назад

    This was emotional, the part where it went: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Was truly inspiring.

  • @chary1061
    @chary1061 4 года назад +257

    Nobody:
    Trucks reversing:

    • @TalksOfLife1
      @TalksOfLife1 4 года назад

      What if he just had the beat and put it over a reversing truck. What if the beep isn’t even apart of the original beat

  • @TheRealElite
    @TheRealElite 4 года назад +1910

    When the microwave went "beep, beep, beep" I felt that
    Edit: yo I appreciate the likes guys, for this dumbass joke

  • @Javier-vi6db
    @Javier-vi6db Год назад

    Sick beat my man

  • @Panzer_Runner
    @Panzer_Runner Год назад +1

    if your microwave has a custom ringtone or alarm, this would be it

  • @Noncuttingedgegaming
    @Noncuttingedgegaming 4 года назад +459

    Ah yes I was wondering if you could play that one song again?
    What song?
    The one that goes "MmMmMMmmMMmMMMmMM"

    • @xonthebeatlol
      @xonthebeatlol  4 года назад +15

      Lmao

    • @bravskii10
      @bravskii10 4 года назад +10

      Non-Cutting Edge. no no, you’re thinking of beeep beeep beeep beeep

    • @karentookthekids537
      @karentookthekids537 4 года назад +4

      *beeep beeep beeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

    • @afuckingmicrowave1902
      @afuckingmicrowave1902 4 года назад +3

      "Oh rigghtt. Doesn't the best part go B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P ?"

    • @perc30slr
      @perc30slr 4 года назад

      *MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

  • @RacingCart
    @RacingCart 4 года назад +356

    My microwave made this sound once, *my food has been trapped in there ever since.*

    • @saeedbaig4249
      @saeedbaig4249 4 года назад +6

      its just trappin'

    • @f642tfl
      @f642tfl 4 года назад +3

      Thats trap music for you buddy

    • @afuckingmicrowave1902
      @afuckingmicrowave1902 4 года назад +4

      and i'll beep forever until you get the food out, which the handle is broken and every other way to get it is unavailable. B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P

    • @stickyoutubechannel6259
      @stickyoutubechannel6259 4 года назад

      BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

    • @PersonGoneFarAway
      @PersonGoneFarAway 2 года назад

      Hehe, *trapped*
      It’s funny laugh

  • @kcherrington4162
    @kcherrington4162 3 месяца назад +1

    "This vehicle is reversing" 😂😂

  • @nickmortensen2025
    @nickmortensen2025 Год назад +3

    This right here is the best beat of all time

  • @kirbthelegend1617
    @kirbthelegend1617 4 года назад +385

    Me and the boys when the pizza rolls are done:

  • @r3x3tplays5
    @r3x3tplays5 4 года назад +458

    Nobody:
    My microwave when I tryna make pizza rolls at 3:00 am:

  • @Reality4ever
    @Reality4ever 2 месяца назад +2

    Nobody:
    Absolutly nobody:
    My Brain on math exams:

  • @proddake
    @proddake 2 года назад +1

    fire as hell

  • @Adamwrightjr
    @Adamwrightjr 4 года назад +376

    no one:
    my yt recommendations: Microwaves be like *MMMMMMMMMMM*

  • @totallynotlilly
    @totallynotlilly 4 года назад +118

    Me: *presses start on microwave*
    The cockroaches inside the microwave:

  • @istoleyourkneecaps2425
    @istoleyourkneecaps2425 2 года назад

    This is fire ngl

  • @vojtamm69
    @vojtamm69 3 года назад

    This actualy sounds dope

  • @elimz6196
    @elimz6196 4 года назад +225

    This is making me want to go turn on my microwave without anything in it

    • @xonthebeatlol
      @xonthebeatlol  4 года назад +13

      Bruh

    • @DgBxngin
      @DgBxngin 4 года назад +6

      U a wanna be, id clap u in gta

    • @xonthebeatlol
      @xonthebeatlol  4 года назад +9

      Ok boomer

    • @princewright3694
      @princewright3694 4 года назад +3

      Carl Johnson you built like a chicken Caesar salad wit some ranch on the side

    • @briantemple4295
      @briantemple4295 4 года назад

      This music for a base montage but there is no ewo 😂

  • @TaliixTif
    @TaliixTif 4 года назад +1148

    me after unplugging my grandfathers life support

  • @noahdiaz9737
    @noahdiaz9737 Год назад

    Oooh he Cookin fr fr

  • @user-pc9yt8zr6c
    @user-pc9yt8zr6c 2 года назад

    masterpiece

  • @czpiaor
    @czpiaor 3 года назад +3078

    This beat's fire...
    Still cold on the inside tho

    • @Lightning2011
      @Lightning2011 3 года назад +40

      Sheeeesh

    • @1CT1
      @1CT1 2 года назад +67

      Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and you will be saved. John 3:16 (share the good news of the gospel around the world!) Have a wonderful day/night, may the LORD bless you all, and farewell!,.,,,,,,,.,.,.,.

    • @drippylad3973
      @drippylad3973 2 года назад +17

      @@1CT1 When Agnosticism

    • @PurpleAdamo
      @PurpleAdamo 2 года назад +6

      SHEEEESH, best comment ever you deserve all the likes, take them all

    • @midteirgamer
      @midteirgamer 2 года назад +44

      @@1CT1 keep yo bible to your church bruv aint nobody gon take someone saying praise Jesus while listening to a microwave beat serious

  • @NepNepYT
    @NepNepYT 4 года назад +415

    Reminds me of a smoke alarm after abit.

  • @tanquavious
    @tanquavious Год назад +1

    Beat so fire it started cooking my laptop

  • @jackbradley4737
    @jackbradley4737 Год назад

    My guy went off on this beat

  • @lisatrotter7277
    @lisatrotter7277 4 года назад +365

    I tricked my grandma in thinking this is what the new microwave souded like at my house lol😂

  • @qresNoah
    @qresNoah 4 года назад +571

    "I ain't no president but I feel presidential
    stop the microwave on 1 that's essential"

    • @qresNoah
      @qresNoah 3 года назад +3

      @@minecraftititi2005 bruh you just slowed it down LMFAO that ain't a sample that's called stealing 🤡

    • @malikdespanie4344
      @malikdespanie4344 3 года назад +15

      The damage is detrimental.

    • @dru6176
      @dru6176 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @diangthericeball
      @diangthericeball 3 года назад +35

      Here's some more lyrics I thought of:
      I ain't no president but I feel presidential
      Stop the microwave on one that's essential
      Yeah, you ain't even seen my full potential
      I don't need ID, the streets got my credentials
      Blood on my hands, shots sequential
      Got so much property, that's just residential
      You mess with me, that's consequential
      You're nothing to me, I'm influential
      Shut up Karen, you're the peak of non-essential
      I know the streets, that's experiential
      Catch my iron, that's detrimental

    • @kiyoraka3537
      @kiyoraka3537 3 года назад +14

      @@diangthericeball And if you run up on me I make you go to dental
      Don't even needa type it cause I make you go mental
      Balls are a whole ass desert when you see a rental
      That car a fake ass one, let your rent go
      Pay your rent and get some help, bro
      You moving back into the hood with those beats so hook up with your old ho
      She gon be sorry she saw your lame ass car show
      I flex that 'gatti like yo gotti ain't got nothing on me, so
      Make sure you're on your level, check yourself before you lose your tempo

  • @kabibutgamer
    @kabibutgamer 2 года назад +1

    Melody slaps haard! 🔥🔥

  • @chernobylcoleslaw6113
    @chernobylcoleslaw6113 2 года назад +3

    This shouldnt go this hard, but it does and i appreciate it

  • @rhombus673
    @rhombus673 4 года назад +674

    What kind of girl are you?
    The popular girl
    The hipster
    the swag asian
    The pastel goth
    *MICROWAVE*

    • @afuckingmicrowave1902
      @afuckingmicrowave1902 4 года назад +22

      i'm my own kind on anime girl? kinky

    • @s0ur450
      @s0ur450 4 года назад

      I'm none lol if only weeb was on here

    • @ayotwisted
      @ayotwisted 4 года назад

      I’m A Gamer

    • @minecraftititi2005
      @minecraftititi2005 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/2Oo0kSThXIY/видео.html check this broZ

    • @bingus34
      @bingus34 3 года назад

      I'm microwave

  • @JuanMartinez-qm4uz
    @JuanMartinez-qm4uz 4 года назад +50

    When you buy a microwave in the hood

    • @TalksOfLife1
      @TalksOfLife1 4 года назад +1

      When you buy a Compton yard sale microwave

    • @minecraftititi2005
      @minecraftititi2005 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/2Oo0kSThXIY/видео.html check this broZ

  • @Cryactivities
    @Cryactivities 3 года назад

    hard af bro

  • @Zovori
    @Zovori 3 месяца назад +1

    They really cooking with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥