Kevin Hart⎢People think I'm a bitch⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 230

  • @bigslimm7
    @bigslimm7 9 лет назад +305

    What kevin said about women not liking when ur having fun when they're not around is the truest thing he said.

    • @Luka-vl3wj
      @Luka-vl3wj 9 лет назад +3

      I like your dogs.. :P

    • @amberpressley2410
      @amberpressley2410 8 лет назад +3

      ..... It's true...

    • @RodovalPTY
      @RodovalPTY 8 лет назад +10

      +Big Slimm My wife once was mad at me because she said I smiled in pictures hanging around with my friends but no in pictures with her lol.

    • @noodlepap7789
      @noodlepap7789 8 лет назад +1

      Yieeeesss

    • @johnnieboy66
      @johnnieboy66 8 лет назад +2

      Absolutely

  • @WakeandBlake_420
    @WakeandBlake_420 9 лет назад +160

    "Y'ALL LAUGHING AT MY STRETCH MARKS?"

  • @tamirajohnelle4700
    @tamirajohnelle4700 9 лет назад +137

    "The car seat" lol

  • @emeeeeyy
    @emeeeeyy 10 лет назад +41

    " Kill your side bitch " this made me laugh and I'm eating

  • @lunieroyale5446
    @lunieroyale5446 9 лет назад +40

    'Hit em with some thug shyt' lmfao dead 💀💀💀

  • @DefinitelyNotYourHandle
    @DefinitelyNotYourHandle 8 лет назад +24

    3:05 This killed me

  • @MachineGunMouth
    @MachineGunMouth 8 лет назад +44

    "YOU LAUGHING AT MY STRECH MARKS?????!!!!!" LMAO!!!! got damm that's some real ass shit, you women are a trip. i miss this kevin right here, this nigga was funny as shit....

    • @thered1493
      @thered1493 8 лет назад +14

      he is still alive you know lol

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 7 лет назад +4

      I'm aware but he just isn't the same kevin anymore. he done went Hollywood and it turned him into a cornball...

  • @Bestgameplayer10
    @Bestgameplayer10 10 лет назад +33

    "What you gon' get? The car seat?"
    "OH MY GOD...! Why did you say that...?"

  • @Darksword
    @Darksword 11 лет назад +10

    "Bitch what you gonna get the car seat?" lol i cried

  • @neodarkend
    @neodarkend 8 лет назад +69

    You know why it's funny? Cause it's true.

  • @morganwreyford9983
    @morganwreyford9983 9 лет назад +7

    "WTF is so FUNNY!" I died

  • @sarab5132
    @sarab5132 7 лет назад +2

    Last part so true 😂😂😂 Kevin's the best!

  • @nicolexomarie999
    @nicolexomarie999 3 месяца назад +1

    😂😂😂oh my goddddd “nvm do you” “every time I call you laughing wtf is so funny” BROOO IM CRYING

  • @RagheshwriK
    @RagheshwriK Месяц назад

    Kevin Hart you're my saviour rn, lately I am going through some pretty hard time, but the sec I watch one of your videos, I have the biggest smile on my face and I'm laughing within mins. Thank you❤❤❤

  • @leosgirl987
    @leosgirl987 10 лет назад +9

    I died this was soo funny last bit had me in tears

  • @voidsalts7158
    @voidsalts7158 7 лет назад +2

    That "Oh my God" Lmao

  • @slim0568
    @slim0568 9 лет назад +1

    That scream laugh #weak😁😁😁😁 he's hilarious

  • @danmanjones
    @danmanjones 8 лет назад +3

    haha he tooko it to another level at the end,

  • @lgoffigan
    @lgoffigan 8 лет назад +9

    "Do you Boo Boo!"

  • @yanibelleza
    @yanibelleza 8 лет назад +9

    LOL For real that's me! 😂

  • @1995DLB
    @1995DLB 10 лет назад +7

    This is soo true!!! xDDD and Lebron is BALLING OUT LAUGHING! xDDD

  • @rauljoserdo4849
    @rauljoserdo4849 9 лет назад +5

    u know what nothing... do you! 😂😂😂

  • @Yanibunnn
    @Yanibunnn 8 лет назад

    3:07 I'm cryingggg😂

  • @georgerogers7901
    @georgerogers7901 9 лет назад +2

    That`s funny the one while drivin wht ur lady n she see`s red lmao

  • @miracleace8157
    @miracleace8157 8 лет назад

    do you boo boo do you.... if that aint the realest shit I ever heard! hahaha

  • @CCluvsAG
    @CCluvsAG 10 лет назад +30

    well I'm a female teenager and tbh when I get older if my man goes out I HOPE he has a good time, why? so that when he gets home hes all happy we'll have some wine, eat some pizza and just cuddle. LIKE WTF?! Why WOUDLNT you want him to have a good time???? Yo you want your boy's night? here's some money have yourself a good time, when you get home I DONT CARE WHAT TIME IT IS! I feel as if I should trust them, I'm married to them aren't I? I'ma trust them. But the second I have like voice or video OR EVEN VISUAL PROOF (a.k.a I SEE IT!! NOT SOMEONE ELSE, unless they have video proof or more trustworthy witnesses) I'm out. You're an adult, you have no curfew. I'm your wife not your mom.
    Anyone else think like this? Please tell me you do. Like I'll be trustworthy but I'm not going to be oblivious. Understand me? XD Anyone else like this? please xD

    • @unbelivableLP
      @unbelivableLP 10 лет назад +3

      Cause women want to be part of their mans happiness.

    • @samanthahill6994
      @samanthahill6994 10 лет назад +1

      Chill it's just a funny joke

    • @dontaeshine5165
      @dontaeshine5165 9 лет назад

      You awesome lol

    • @Revaz91
      @Revaz91 9 лет назад

      CeCe 〈3 Because women feel like trash if they dont have as fun with their man/husband or whatever. They want to share the happiness and if they cant do that and the boys can do it, they feel bad.

    • @BeatrizMatias
      @BeatrizMatias 9 лет назад

      CeCe 〈3 That's exactly how I feel

  • @kandiibabby
    @kandiibabby 11 лет назад +13

    Kevin heart is funny

  • @margots4244
    @margots4244 8 лет назад +1

    the best comédien ever

  • @slim0568
    @slim0568 9 лет назад +2

    Hilarious!!!:I don't mind....shut up you lying!!!:rotfl😂😂😂

  • @nyorkiacupid4988
    @nyorkiacupid4988 11 лет назад

    I died... loooool... PISS STAINS!!

  • @karkatvantas9134
    @karkatvantas9134 9 лет назад +3

    People are either quoting it, being sexist to women or are feminists in the comment section. I am a feminist and I'm surprised I'm not offended by this, its freaking hilarious that's why, and YESSS he DID over exaggerate women quite a bit, but holy hell is it funny.

  • @cesarrivas801
    @cesarrivas801 5 лет назад

    Hey what's up bro thank you for your comedy videos I like I like your comedy you're hella funny thank you thank you man have a good day

  • @Zeldarw104
    @Zeldarw104 11 лет назад

    That LITTLE man is hilarious ......sooooo, funny and soooo,TRUE !!!!

  • @deema4055
    @deema4055 8 лет назад

    How can I get the full one?

  • @TheCreativeMe1
    @TheCreativeMe1 11 лет назад

    I died lmfao

  • @taonabosslady5939
    @taonabosslady5939 9 лет назад +7

    Why answer the phone if you're not ready to talk to me though? It's annoying for that reason. But have fun. Do you. Just be ready to talk to me when you press the answer button.

  • @jayscribe7547
    @jayscribe7547 5 месяцев назад

    Hilarious!

  • @WilluOrNot
    @WilluOrNot 10 лет назад

    Too damn funny!

  • @DLoyal-gm3wc
    @DLoyal-gm3wc 11 лет назад

    This funny!

  • @egzonhoxha1346
    @egzonhoxha1346 9 лет назад

    what's the name of the full show?

  • @enigmaspoke1673
    @enigmaspoke1673 10 лет назад +39

    If I hear my man having fun and hes just like "Im having a great time" ill be like "Glad youre having fun baby, come home safe" and thats the end of it. Some women dont know how to let men have fun!

    • @3Ruckster
      @3Ruckster 10 лет назад +4

      WORD! The world needs more ladies like yourself ma'am.

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 10 лет назад

      Agreed, my ex got all paranoid when I was at a party and there happened to be some sorority girls there, she assumed I was gonna jump into bed with one of them... >_>

    • @karkatvantas9134
      @karkatvantas9134 9 лет назад +1

      +Rinor Shady What the hells your problem? She didn't say anything mean. You don't want people to think you're a sexist. Do you?

    • @r.b.7
      @r.b.7 9 лет назад

      *****
      Are you dumb or just deaf ?
      Didn't you hear what Kevin said?
      I was just saying what he said about women who claim they want their man to have fun.
      It's not my fault that you don't have a sense of humor.

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 9 лет назад +3

      I dated one guy that I really liked hearing him drunk. He just got so fun and really let loose when he drank that if he called me drunk, I would just laugh knowing he is out having a great time.

  • @aleishatepania5988
    @aleishatepania5988 10 лет назад +5

    Black on black on black!!!

  • @BtsArmy-bv7yk
    @BtsArmy-bv7yk 6 лет назад

    Who's watching in 2018 ?? 😛😍😍😍💜💜💜💜💜💜

  • @yanineformer6704
    @yanineformer6704 10 лет назад +5

    So wat wat happens now

  • @liltj1335
    @liltj1335 10 лет назад +1

    Which show is this

    • @noelscheitz2689
      @noelscheitz2689 10 лет назад

      It's not a show he's a comedian! He's Kevin Hart you dumb shit.

    • @sam2638
      @sam2638 10 лет назад +5

      noel scheitz before making someone else feel stupid think about how your going to feel when he does that to you"dumb shit"

    • @R_got_a_name_change
      @R_got_a_name_change 10 лет назад

      Darude - Sandstorm

    • @johntharcisse5836
      @johntharcisse5836 9 лет назад

      The comedy special Is Seriously Funny by Kevin Hart

  • @Porkme1000
    @Porkme1000 8 лет назад

    It's true, I ain't gonna lie, man, fo real.

  • @Thejlinexperience
    @Thejlinexperience 9 лет назад

    Lebron 😂😂😂

  • @abdizzleog65
    @abdizzleog65 8 лет назад +4

    Who's watching in 2017

  • @keoniarnesen242
    @keoniarnesen242 8 лет назад +2

    what's this stand-up called?

  • @MarzanaChango
    @MarzanaChango 5 месяцев назад

    What is he cutting air after the rain at victory crossing Portsmouth VA

  • @patrickwillis1103
    @patrickwillis1103 10 лет назад

    Best shit ever

  • @ericawasser253
    @ericawasser253 4 месяца назад

    We like the Hulk 💚💚

  • @psyiax3238
    @psyiax3238 5 лет назад +3

    3:08 my gf on her period and she has a gun

  • @cliftona.t8729
    @cliftona.t8729 9 лет назад

    Do you boo boo..lol

  • @thandingcobo7540
    @thandingcobo7540 7 лет назад

    fun in the background do yu boo we u

  • @lgoffigan
    @lgoffigan 8 лет назад

    So what happens now?

  • @hamzashami4787
    @hamzashami4787 7 лет назад +1

    this is why they got divorced

  • @goonerdotcom
    @goonerdotcom 7 лет назад +1

    What's the deal with comments that write out what the man just said? Are all the people liking it hearing impaired and appreciative of the visual translation ?? I'm not finding fault just an observation that I would like some intelligent commentary on. Thanks.

  • @epicxiphos8269
    @epicxiphos8269 9 лет назад +2

    Women have better control when they are angry, thats why they came come up with more sophisticated insults then "bitch"

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 8 лет назад +2

      +EpicXiphos Not even close. While yes, with some guys who can't control themselves, yes they get tongue tied and just revert to cursing to overpower someone verbally. However, the point of this is that men when they care about someone,even when angry don't cross the line of hurting someone psychologically just to win a verbal argument. Its too easy for a guy who's dated and knows a woman personally, to take her insecurities and use them against her since women allow their personal insecurities to govern almost every aspect of who they are. Men don't cross that line, most of the time, even when angry. Women cross it all the time and so quickly and easily, thinking only of themselves and how best to win an argument and what method that will shut their boyfriend up the quickest. Its too easy to take someone you know and love and cut them deeply and its actually much harder and takes much more self control to restrain one's self from doing so. Your best friend is also your worse enemy because after all, who knows you better than the person you tell your darkest secrets to who knows the worst about you you don't show your other friends and family? That's the point of what he's saying.

    • @briang5728
      @briang5728 8 лет назад

      +Netherwolf6100 truee shit man i fucken hate when women take it to far. They say things that we would never say to them

    • @epicxiphos8269
      @epicxiphos8269 8 лет назад +1

      +Brian G But think, can't you handle what she says to you better then she could if you said the same things to her? I think the relationship between man and women has been carefully designed.

    • @captainjerry4146
      @captainjerry4146 8 лет назад

      +EpicXiphos I think your comment was unnecessary but do you

  • @thefirmament1616
    @thefirmament1616 9 лет назад

    haha yall crazy

  • @MarzanaChango
    @MarzanaChango 5 месяцев назад

    Now he cutting sidewalks this guy is on something

  • @MsDeanna1217
    @MsDeanna1217 7 лет назад +1

    Lol😂

  • @SoySauceFilms
    @SoySauceFilms 2 месяца назад

    Is that Kobe ??

  • @LOVENYA123
    @LOVENYA123 11 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nkbaskin
    @nkbaskin 8 лет назад

    92 people dislike Kevin hart

  • @tyresewilliams9901
    @tyresewilliams9901 7 лет назад

    he harlarious

  • @jylillaredwine7531
    @jylillaredwine7531 10 лет назад

    Hahaha lol

  • @green_beans5038
    @green_beans5038 8 лет назад

    uh....😞 what are we talking about

  • @cpressley57
    @cpressley57 11 лет назад

    Lol

  • @devanboucher6723
    @devanboucher6723 11 лет назад

    Lmfao

  • @mykalasimons9280
    @mykalasimons9280 9 лет назад

    lol

  • @kaedenhomer6968
    @kaedenhomer6968 8 лет назад

    even Wwe

  • @genius6225
    @genius6225 7 лет назад

    Are those storys real ?

    • @robertcook5049
      @robertcook5049 Год назад

      Considering this is before the let me explain special id say so

  • @afruiteater5999
    @afruiteater5999 8 лет назад +9

    He does NOT know women. I like my man to have a good time. He works hard and deserves it. By the same token, my man would NEVER call me a bitch either.

  • @copperme
    @copperme 7 лет назад +3

    Kevin should give his first wife half of all monies made throughout his lifetime. Why?? She provided him with the most material to work with.

  • @krissygetoffmyyoutube6201
    @krissygetoffmyyoutube6201 8 лет назад +1

    back when Kev was funny

  • @JayWelton92
    @JayWelton92 9 лет назад

    Why is the word "bitch" so offensive to black women? no racism just genuine curiosity lol

    • @captainjerry4146
      @captainjerry4146 8 лет назад

      I guess being called a female dog would be offensive to some people

  • @arsaeterna4285
    @arsaeterna4285 8 лет назад

    omg do you boo boo

  • @MsRanialove
    @MsRanialove 8 лет назад +2

    lмғaaaaoooo!!!! #ғυcĸιngloveнιм

  • @ronm4902
    @ronm4902 8 лет назад +1

    boring

  • @karkatvantas9134
    @karkatvantas9134 9 лет назад +1

    OK, what the fuck is up with all these sexist comments?

  • @user98xp
    @user98xp 9 лет назад

    bitches do be trippin'. sorry, ladies; I love you, but please calm it down more often.

  • @badlandsghost
    @badlandsghost 8 лет назад

    Honestly I only get mad if he's out and I hear girls in the background giggling n shit. Like when the fuck did "Steve" sound like a woman?!

    • @adammacleod925
      @adammacleod925 8 лет назад

      +yamaneko lunardragon Yuuuuup. It's like half the broads I know can't just not text their man for one day. Fucking codependent.

  • @wjochill
    @wjochill 8 лет назад

    NOT funnier than Katt Williams! I like Kev too but, just not funnier than Katt! No way.

  • @Flywad3
    @Flywad3 8 лет назад

    can someone pleaee explain the car seat joke please?!

    • @Flywad3
      @Flywad3 8 лет назад

      *please

    • @michelkamel246
      @michelkamel246 8 лет назад

      +Flywad3 she meant that the only dangerous thing he has in the car is the car seat

    • @Flywad3
      @Flywad3 8 лет назад

      +Micheal Kamel how the fuck is that even funny?

    • @michelkamel246
      @michelkamel246 8 лет назад

      +Flywad3 when you consider him threatening someone telling him he's going to get a gun from the car

    • @Flywad3
      @Flywad3 8 лет назад

      +Micheal Kamel not even fucking funny.

  • @acousticxxfaze9666
    @acousticxxfaze9666 10 лет назад

    +sliven456 lol

  • @Checkersss
    @Checkersss 9 лет назад

    LOOL

  • @sthunda7132
    @sthunda7132 9 лет назад

    So...UNFUNNY and overrated.

  • @Vetal83
    @Vetal83 8 лет назад

    booooring.

  • @jimchristos4850
    @jimchristos4850 8 лет назад

    I don't like this guy that wasn't funny say something that can open and teach our mind not this.!!

    • @jarvis7841
      @jarvis7841 8 лет назад +1

      Hes a comedian..........

    • @johnnieboy66
      @johnnieboy66 8 лет назад +1

      go to class if you wanna learn

  • @ubitcumajkemi
    @ubitcumajkemi 8 лет назад

    do black americans consider this funny?

    • @algerierz
      @algerierz 8 лет назад +4

      what kinda race are you? you have different women?

    • @ubitcumajkemi
      @ubitcumajkemi 8 лет назад

      algerierz
      white European, from Croatia.
      what woman? :D

    • @EverythingBill
      @EverythingBill 8 лет назад +2

      +Radickly Rick no judt about every body with a good sense of humor considers this funny

    • @Roman-bg2hh
      @Roman-bg2hh 8 лет назад +2

      +Radickly Rick what does race have to do with this other kinds of races find this funny it's called a sense of humor

    • @ubitcumajkemi
      @ubitcumajkemi 8 лет назад

      totally... he isn't pandering to lowest common denominator in black americans population.
      and.. tyler perry is world famous comedian.
      you all right, i am wrong.

  • @delonwalker2201
    @delonwalker2201 8 лет назад

    Lol