45 Ways To Spice Up The Bedroom
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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"Get naked and cook together" Next time on Dining with Dickey...
@CASH BRIGHT Oh yes...
Good one Todd
next time on dining on dick
I thought this was about bedroom decoration for metalheads. I'm a disappointed virgin.
lmao
I'm disappointed too, but same
Dunno So did I, I'M FUCKING TWELVE😂🤟
Same
I'd watch that video my room is boring as fuck
Sex on an elevator? That just takes it to another level.
Fuck you
GET OUT
Scotty some people can't stand a good pun. I guess they're not on your level. Lol
uncle! From red dead redemption 2 I don't get why Arthur hated you, sorry brother
Fuck you uncle,just fuck you
Ive done the elevator one... turns out there are cameras in there
Devon Meredith Hahahahahahahhahaahhahahah, well done! (Tips fedora)
Oh my God that's fucking awesome HAHAHAHA
I could have written a better list than this and I'm a virgin ffs
hahahaahaha
Are you still a virgin?
The Pardigon still a Virgin?
@@ginsu7077 nope
@@parkermartin5799 you should stay that way
What about Thyme, Cinnamon, Chili Peppers, and the other ones in the spice cabinet?
14:41 "pee is stored there (in balls)" that's why Austin is meme king!
this made me cry laugh wtf
liz g Craf
This video should be titled
- " Jared and Austin critique 45 ways to spice the bedroom "
14:10 - 14:21 is the funniest damn thing. I have never laughed so hard!
10:04
When i play a plumber should i wear a red cap and screaming every 5 sec during the act: ,, it'sa me Mario, wuhu!" Or what?! 😂😂😂
You bastards... I spilled my tea because I was laughing too much
This is clearly written by Ricegum.
ClaireyMary no wonder these didn't sound good tho
0:13 got me there jared
That fucking hat catch at the beginning! So sick!
OMG......I HAVE MARRIED FRIENDS NAMED CHERYL AND HAROLD!
I thought this was a video about makeing your room look cool🤣🤣
So... this has nothing to do with the video, but today I earned $15 for drawing a Happy Potato saying Hello for a Twitch Streamer.
I'm kind of happy and disappointed in humanity at the same time (?)
have a nice day
what the fuck?
Haha I wonder how many times it took them to get that hat on Austin's head. Also, Rob Schneider is daddy
Mikayla Myers No. He is Father.
Cool
Mikayla Myers yeah, bet. Better like not getting vaccinated, and getting the mumps.
I died at the worn out plankton joke
9:20 I've never actually said this but that movie theater thing; Imagine a guitarist with amazing speed and sweep skills. 😂😂
"its just one of those days! when you don't want to wake up!"
Fold them into a pretzel lmao
When I saw this in my recommended, I thought the thumbnail was just “Bedroom” and I was like “alas an unsophisticated, uncontextual, and nonsensical word, this makes my day” turns out that the thumbnail was but merely a well formulated sentence and now I’m in shambles wishing of a video that would really display “Bedroom.”
I thought this was a room decor tutorial video I’m so innocent help
Yall fuckin cool
I thought this was like bedroom decorating ideas.... Now I'm scarred for life.
This fucking killed me.
Welp, guess I'm a 45 year old women, cause it all sounded good to me 😂
Jared called me out in the first 20 seconds
godamnit JARED
That note tho at 2:16
i'm happy i got the Louis C.K joke
4:40 .....I've done the water park thing....
Do a reaction to batmetal forever
"Last more than two minutes James" I know a guy named james and all of his exes (he gets around) say that he lasts 2 mins lol
Idk why but dickey reminds me of dib from Invader Zim in this video
Dump pure capsaicin all over the bed.
Spicy
Fuck I thought this was about bedroom decorations.
2:15
Look at all these 45 things you can try together
"How to spice up the bedroom":
1. Go somewhere that isn't your bedroom
2. Have sex
3. Be an idiot
mhmmm.... plumbers :3
Booch and Snapbacks
#15 Burger King foot lettuce.
I love Bass guitar!! the deeper, chuggier, chunkier, gallop the bomb the fucking better! That's how ya boys get me goin' into some serious heat! 3:) 3:) hehehe
Don't have it
I've seen like 50% of these in hentai and like 35% of these are repeting the same few entries.
Is it bad that I've already tried all of these?
Booch, always Booch
Long Johnson oh long Johnson
The "hit the highest note you can" thing made me have some weird thoughts including hot chicks and power metal singers.
Who is hitting the higher notes?
@Matthew Lyon I dunno man, Dragonforce's new vocalist can definitely get up there.
Hit some screams from stargazer
...And now I have a fetish for power metal valkyries. Thanks.
"hit the highest note you can"...*me*: BRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Almost spit my coffee out when Austin hit that high note goddamn😂😂😂
Most of these actually sound like BuzzFeed came up with them
That's because it's a Buzzfeed article.
Imagine having sex in an elevator and then coming out of there after like 30 minutes and seeing a guy in a wheelchair waiting in front of the elevator
NachoFast Noice!
I mean either way someone’s not gonna be able to walk AM I RIGHT GUYS
46. Get naked and play war robots together
Imagine Painkiller era Rob Halford doing no. 5
😂 Austin still has a bone to pick with 50 shades “you will never touch me again” 😂 it’s pretty awful that the list even exists. How plain is the writers sex life like where spanking is spicing it up?! A vibrator? ACTUALLY getting your partner off, touching your partner, massaging them.. who is this person, they need a hug.
MsBlack Dahlia Even a hug would turn them on.
Wolf Silver 😂😂 right?! Their foreplay IS A HUG!
Spanking can be pretty kinky. Especially if you do it hard/ish, and with weird things.
BRO AUSTIN DOESNT EVEN HAVE A DOUBLE CHIN ANYMORE HOLY SHIT THIS BOY LOOKS GOOD
SlammyJammies he went from 2 chin to 0 chin real quick.
Jared: *does a natural bodily function called coughing, uncontrollably*
Austin: "WILL YOU FUCKING HOLD ON A SECOND?!?!!"
2:12 Tom Araya singing Angel of death, 1986, colourised
Daniela Tampu omfg 😆😆😆
holyfucking shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jared is unusually amusing in this video
honestly yeah when Jared makes a good joke I'm always surprised and impressed
You've been de-de-de-demonitized
2:12 RIP Headphone users
This whole thing was like “try having sex, you’ll love it”
Gotta get
Ma S T I C K Y D I C K Y
Tuff organic bois and one half German bimjo
Nostra dumbass 👌👌🅱️🅱️🤘🤘💦💦
Nostra dumbass your memes suck
Meme junkie Martin no u
No u
you all gae
How the hell do you make up 41 things, some of which are more or less the same, and first then think of lap dancing?
Two quiet boiis in bed spice it up
in front of a glass window?????? As opposed to what, a brick window?
10:39 i knew someone who's husband was ironing clothes naked...yeah, burned his shloinkus.
Praise the Lord, he changed his thumbnails. Hope it stays this way.
Try hand holding!
I died when Austin said, “Maybe you wanna be a boat.”
I paused the video at 2:12 to talk about silent sex then unpaused the video to Austin's giant HEEEEEE scream n now I'm fuckin dying. Couldn't of planned that any better. #accidentalfunnymagic
I literally thought this video was about ways to decorate one's room in which they sleep
You guys always make me laugh like a fucking idiot
10:30
Jared: comhere bitch *slaps the shit out of Austin*
Austin: Oooooo to hard
I love these longer videos. I appreciate all the time that goes into making them as well, thank you!
I swear y’all are my favorite duo!!! I’m dying 😂
Yall be afraid to moan in your girls ear I be in there like 2:12
I want to hear the ongoing story of Sheryl and Herald
technically a lot of these didn't happen in the bedroom
The person who made this is just some exhibitionist, all they had to say was do it in public and that would be half the list
This channel is better than Jared Dines
That dude sucks
I saw # sixteen happen when I went to Beijing
I was in our EF Tour bus on this crowded A. Street and we look out at these apartments where this couples FN gettin it, I mean GEtTin IT
Every time i have sex, somebody gets pregnant.
Im done.
You two are hitting high notes for sure, but I can go Mine Diamonds chorus on someone's ass😂🤟
14:40 did he just say pee is stored in the balls??
Sometimes I wonder Who sits through the whole 19minutes of this without skipping and actually sits there without a pause
AmLooseGripp me
AmLooseGripp me lol
Me? Why wouldn’t you
Apparently I'm too young because I though spice up the bedroom meant redecorating and I was sadly disappointed.
We all know Austin has the BLANDEST sex life EVER.
Nah, that's Jared.
DarkKnightKNine Jared has a sex life?
DarkKnightKNine Well, I guess if you count his guitars. Lmao
My grandparents names are Harold and Sharon
😂 nice
17:51 austin sounds like trump lol
I liked the one about sex
And how is it spicing the bedroom when half of them are outside the bedroom?
Imagine someone unironically looking for tips for his bedroom
0:11 I'm only 14
If you pin this i will *O O F*
Is cooking naked really that weird?
Colin pierce nah. I do everything (including cooking) naked. You’d’ve thought I learnt my lesson, but nah