Noah Gardenswartz | Sweatpants in Perpetuity (Full Comedy Special)

In his latest special, Sweatpants In Perpetuity, award-winning comedian and TV writer, Noah Gardenswartz, covers everything from parenthood, marriage and gambling addiction, to dominating a Jewish basketball league and eating shrooms before snorkeling with sea turtles. Recorded in front of a random San Diego audience that didn’t know who they were coming to see, or that a special was being recorded, Gardenswartz was just happy to be out of the house for a night.
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Written & Performed by Noah Gardenswartz
Executive Producer - Michael Epstein
Director of Photography/Post-Production - Brian Bellinkoff
Live audio engineer - Irving Gadoury
Audio Mixed & Mastered by Tyler Whitlatch

[@sb-b3071]

Dude! 800PG with another heater of a special. I hadn't heard of you before but now I'm having a late night coffee, laughing my arse off. Thank You!

[@nadiamccall4311]

Ready to party, got my sweatpants on

[@worldwarchamp1959]

I didn’t know Ben Roethlisberger did stand up.

[@jennifermacharg792]

You are good.

[@erickarl3982]

Its gonna be a little difficult apologizing to the lead singer of smashmouth buddy

[@NoahGardenswartzComedy]

I know, sadly wrote this several months before his passing. RIP Steve Harwell!

[@Aitiustus0]

RIP Steve, you'll always be an all-star 😢

[@RaquelFoster]

Some say he faked his death to get away from the Shrek jokes and is in Liberia using the alias Harve Stool.

[@brainbleedthepirate]

Liver failure is a bitch and a half

[@IrisAsuras]

Not even joking, I was sick, took Nyquil when I was in high school and slept through the front of my house getting shot up. I was home alone. Some dudes were after my brother. I missed the whole thing. Woke up to my mom freaking the fuck out and cops there. Nyquil will fuck you up.

[@VoicesWithVengeance]

RIP to the absolute all star himself Steven Harwell he’s taking it lightly I’m sure. Planning on seeing you in Vegas 11/25 🙏🏼 looking forward to it

[@KaufeeCake]

I remember hearing Noah’s first special, Blunt, on Apple Music, and after that I knew I found a comedian I’d always come back to. Hope to see more of you Noah, you’re hilarious, keep killing it my guy.

[@fredwilliams420]

There Are only 3 primary colors: red, yellow, and blue... orange is a mix of red and yellow, green is a mix of yellow and blue, indigo is a mix of blue and violet, and violet is a mix of indigo and red, and these mixes of primary colors are called secondary colors... Full circle color wheel

[@-.-E-.-]

So funny! Noah is great!

[@AtilioEscobar]

Awesome set. The, in bed having to pee, bit was so fuckin funny.

[@justingoldstein1577]

The m.c. escher joke is good it just needs some key point to set it up ...a little finesse or a blatant foreshadow

[@chriskim457]

Really good comic. The crowd gave him so little.

[@rthomp03]

It's a small room. Plus, like he figured out by the end, most of the crowd was younger non-parents, and most of his material was geared towards older married parents. That's just how it works out sometimes.

[@roses2ndborn]

Excellent! Very funny- loved it!

[@billa5289]

Yawn 🥱

[@BillyRamirez]

I WANT IT NOW

[@iCyxe]

I could def hang out with Noah. we vibe on a lot of the same ideas.

[@lauriesapp6147]

You’re very intelligent with financials! I dig it.

[@positivvvibes3857]

I am fucking loving this set 🙉 Thank you, Noah Gardenswartz 🙏

[@iamgeminijoker]

loved it

[@nadiadibenedetto3728]

Loved it great comedian

[@bobwood7958]

Hellz yeah! Still crushing it!!!

[@RodeoDogLover]

So relatable! 😂

[@danilalaurentiu8337]

😅😅😅😅😅😅! You are best!!! 😁

[@brucekent3131]

I have to pee now...

[@HeidiBalsa]

Thanks!

[@ScoochieBoochie]

Fire

[@poornashreethirumalai3220]

very underrated!

[@sKitZoBonKa]

Love the female male god

[@Chloe-dx1fc]

The turtle sunscreen joke. Love it!!!

[@scottnotpilgrim]

Show up when you can..nice

[@sKitZoBonKa]

Can I get a fig

[@peterschild4015]

GOOD LUCK!

[@4_teachers]

Dope special

[@vegansydmost1345]

Hooray for the first comedian to recognize that we are NOT the superior species!

[@evdm7482]

Gartenschwarz, black garden, kind of a dope name.

[@Scotty.doggins]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@TM26Slippy]

rest in peace Steven Harwell, he would love this set no doubt

[@corbin8930]

Let’s gooo

[@evdm7482]

Sweater puppies, what, lol

[@PaulBudzynski-y6q]

Here thanks to GMFB

[@lioness3963]

"Brrrrrrrrrrrrraa"... the baby😂

[@SteveN-mg4lr]

First 5 min 😂😅😢😅😅

[@danilalaurentiu8337]

Thank you!!!! 😁

[@phillycheezcake907]

August 12th huh I was born same day want are the odds

[@danielrobbins8975]

Incredible special.

[@thinkfloyd2594]

Uhhh...Spawn jokes... is there anything worse?

[@stopthebs77]

Nothing worse, annoying and cringe AFFF. Oh, wait, there is one thing worse....Noah Gardenswartz. Dude's always been sooo impressed with himself, and yet he's such a cringe ass douchebag, and his comedy genuinely sucks, in part because of his self impressed horseshit personality. None of the greats have that. The greats are genuinely humble, and authentically self deprecating. Fuck off Noah, you're a fuckin douchebag.

[@24Deutschmark]

Awesome special. Thank you!

[@OpeyMaggard-u6e]

Gemini
Rule cancer drool

[@disillusionedme9]

He used to be so funny, what happened

[@stopthebs77]

Dude's always been a stereotypical douchebag...as in that douchebag from high school that was just so fuckin retarded and totally clueless as to anything happening around him. Yeah, that dude grows up and gets a mic. That's Noah Gardenswartz. Came to see if he changed, nope, just got worse. And now he's procreating and putting more retards into the world 🤮🤣🤣🤣🤣