"if you live in any of these countries, congrats you are safe!" alright I live in Vancouver canada so i guess im good lets see where the nukes are. "one located near seattle" ........ oh boy
I have no doubt that one of the lost nukes will show up at the Pawn Stars pawn shop in Las Vegas, and Rick will say he has to call in an expert, then say $500 is the best he can do, and he's taking all the risk here.
A Nuclear weapon is incredibly difficult to explode, especially by itself. It uses a pretty complex armament system, so any of the lost ones ever to go off is VERY unlikely
Incorrect, see how close the bombs that were dropped from the one american bomber came to cooking off. 3 of the 4 safeties has *tripped* on the one bomb and of course no idea the other. And of course we did have a nuke detonated by a wrench but we dont talk about that little accident..
imagine driving past a truck in between Albuquerque and Amarillo and being like : "slow jerk, you don't have to drive slow, there's no danger" but actually you are literally feet away from something with the potential to kill millions of people
The nuclear material is normally transport in casks that can survive a hit by a locomotive. Part of my training include wat c h videos of the tests of that type of cask. There are far worse things on the highway than nuclear materials, and there is far less safety involved in their movement, and they don't belong to the US Government.
@@tigerix7883 I know. I meant that we do not have warheads but we have safe nuclear fission power plants in canada. I know that we do not have have nukes, the Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons does not allow any country that does not have nukes to get some.
First of all, watch the video. It explains how they were lost. Some planes were carrying them and ended up crashing or accidentally dropped them at some point. None of them detonated, due to the bombs having systems that need to be activated by someone in order for them to detonate
@@SivaKanthSharma aircraft carriers won't travel unguarded as they're too valuable, and it's kinda hard to miss an aircraft carrier let alone a whole escort fleet
@@bulbobaggins yea. But if it's a problem they couldn't really do much about they would still probably get yelled at but all in all they can't really do much except for search for years and possibly never find it
Fun fact: if you pick the right date, you can get MUCH closer to the ISS when you hang out at Point Nemo. The ISS, as with most decaying satellites, will eventually fall into the atmosphere, and will be aimed at Point Nemo precisely because it's most unlikely to hit anyone there. So if you're 'lucky', you may get to see the ISS right before it lands on your head. I also find it funny that we are constantly dropping our space trash on Cthulhu's home.
Plane crashes mostly. Russia probably had a few stolen. Some journalist bought a tactical nuclear weapon a few years ago. Russia sucks at accountability for anything, nukes included.
Funny story, I live in Jacksonville. And for almost 4 years I thought that the Wells Fargo bakn building had a ponted roof. That’s a building behind it. So every time I drive down town I still sometimes think it’s one building.
well, the bad news is theres a nuke within a very short drive of my house. The good news is, if it goes off, I would die so fast I wouldn't know I died
You'll be pleased to know that they don't just "go off", there's a specific chain of events to prepare a nuclear device for detonation and without those steps, the worst that will happen is the explosives in the bomb detonate and scatter radioactive material. A problem, yes, but a manageable one.
I like how he has to tell every single person in the world directly where almost every nuclear facility is so that every country could find where they are
That's the most impossible thing to do in the whole world as every nuke omits a high level of radiation which can easily be traced basically you wont be able to take it one meter away.
No they are required to be armed to detonate do you think people would be stupid enough to transport these things without a total of 12 different safety measures 0.o?
Emilio Well, if you crash into the ocean it's not like you can just climb out of your cockpit, grab the nuke, and swim to the surface. Plus if the nuke was dropped prior to the crash, then finding the planes black box signal still won't get you the nuke.
Don't worry about the Nuclear/Hydrogen bombs that were lost just randomly going off. It is IMPOSSIBLE for a nuclear bomb to accidentally detonate as the fission reaction has to started. But the piece of the bomb that starts the reaction is always removed before transport so they won't go off.
Noah actually there were some nukes that still had them like the North Carolina one had gone through all the arming process all it needed was the two finger switch and it would've exploded
True except when carried on nuclear standby, which was the case when almost all US losses occurred; however, the fusing wouldn't be set unless they were actually going beyond the point at which they were orbiting.
Me too, but I'm still relatively close. Also, even in rural areas, there's a decent probability that you're close to at least one nuclear waste site if you live anywhere in the lower 48. I know of at least one of those that's closer to me than the nukes are.
Lol it's even funnier when somebody who probably isn't Canadian gets offended by a Canadian making fun of himself. Sorry bout that guy, you didn't know I was Canadian, sorry.
As a Canadian who lives in southern Alberta, approximately 4 hours from the nukes in Montana, I'm am extremely unhappy about that, plus you forgot to mention the USA also stored nuclear weapons in Labrador, 2 hours as the crow flies from Saint John's, Newfoundland. And durring the "broken arrow incidents" you americans detonated a nuclear bomb off the coast of British Columbia, while flying a weapon to be serviced from Alaska to Texas and (in my opinion, the worst case) from the base I just mentioned in Labrador back to an undisclosed location in the US the plane malfunctioned and you detonated another bomb over the Saint Lawrence River, near the town of Riviere-du-Loup, Quebec, AND THEN! begged our prime minister and the British Gov at the time to not inform the public and the truth only came out after the cold war ended in 1991, and a few hundred people (aboriginal tribes on the coast of BC and French Canadians) died or had adverse effects from the radiation. So please America, move your weapons away from our borders, you've done enough damage here.
lolll in the UK the english store their nukes and shit in the river clyde in glasgow, so it’s quite hard to get away from them as the city is the most populous in Scotland
Serge Ogorodnikov all locations of anything dealing with the Government are secret. It's just not hard to figure out some of the locations. Even I've come across stuff dealing directly with highly classified Government facilities. If you ever see an Aerospace facility or Rockwell Collins place well I'll let you in on a secret. Those buildings have departments that are classified. Aerospace builds parts to all kinds of things from Airplanes to weapons of mass destruction.
Milo Schwartz While it would be nice to have no nukes in the U.S. it would leave us vulnerable since we could had Mutually Assured Destruction as this is what has kept us of nuclear war.
Im glad I live in the middle of my state since a bomb was lost near my beach. I think the government said it was most likely a fake bomb for training. So all of the bombs in my state are away from me. Since pretty much all of them are near a beach.
we live on a hill, created by nuclear waste from the WW2 Submarines in Southern England. Citizens are not allowed into my towns sewers, because of the radiation. I lernt this on a school trip to the dock. it was a very comforting expirience
Darklord Noctis it's not like anyone can do anything. they have authority to shot you on sight if you trust pass at one of these baces and can have the national guard there in roughly 15-20 minutes.
Why is that smart...? They are guarding their bombs from the public, making them the most suspicious nuclear weapon user on the planet. Every country with nuclear power has signed an agreement, that they wouldn't use it as long as there wouldn't be an extreme case where it had to be used. Russia and North Korea didn't sign this agreement. Both countries hide their weapons from the public.
@@nutsackmania he probably means that if yellowstone errupts it will let off the bombs as well. Yellowstone is a huge problem on its own, and then bringing in radition as well (the blast doesnt matter as the eruption is a lot bigger).
Because it is not easy to keep these things secret. My dad was part of the CND, they knew where the nukes were kept, were able to establish the routes that convoys would be taking etc. Nukes aren't small so moving them around in secret isn't really that viable. SO basically it's a case of let people know so they don't become paranoid. After all it's not like any rival superpower (i.e. the Soviets back in the day) would have been totally unable to find out if they didn't tell.
Gowan James Ditchburn the same time that I pull the regular weekly tickets for the past few years ago and I will be going to the renaissance festival in the office seems to really exacerbate any headaches that I have a lot of sighs the same time that I pull the regular weekly tickets for the past few years ago.
Imagine going through interstate 40 to get to Texas, and then, some driver decides to brake check a truck. *2134724814535 heart attacks in just 10 seconds*
Gammingboss8164 roughly 7100, which is 2nd to Russia at 7300. believe it or not this is down sized as the 2 nations combined over 30,000 nukes before SALT II
Enough to end humanity 53 times over. It only takes roughly 100 nukes to fuck up the atmosphere enough to make farming near impossible, let alone the massive amount of radiation poisoning from the particles being dispersed through the air and water. Russia still has more, though, and China, the UK, Pakistan, India, and France also have enough nukes to permanently end humanity. Good thing these countries are peaceful. Haha. Hah.
BlackHaggoth Nah. its pretty boring. it's a nice state, don't get me wrong, but there's nothing here that you can't find in New York or Massachusetts or even Rhode Island. it's white suburbia squared with the highest taxes (I believe) of any state
BlackHaggoth depends on where you live. if you live in pretty much any suburban city, it's ridiculously safe. however, if you live in Bridgeport, New Haven, East Hartford, etc. then you're pretty frequently unsafe
Me: loses a phone
Russia: *LoSeS 40 NuCleAr bOmBs*
IdkGoodName Vilius probably not, communication is much better now
and that's the Russian federation not counting the nukes the soviets lost
America lost nukes two
40 is barely anything. Nobody know how many ussr nuke was lost
We actually still don’t know how many the Soviet Union lost, so there could just be nukes at the bottom of the ocean somewhere
5:38 Imagine going for a walk and then finding a nuke just hanging there in the branches
I thought nukes were the size of a mini rocket. I think only fission boms are like that unlike the fusion ones.
Pauline i would touch it
I would run for my life
@@afk-night-ratz6329 *KABOOM*
@@MistyyyYT i would bring it to our house xD
"if you live in any of these countries, congrats you are safe!"
alright I live in Vancouver canada so i guess im good lets see where the nukes are.
"one located near seattle"
........ oh boy
BlueHawkPictures Go north.
I live in The netherlands
Lets move to Antarcitda, I doubt that penguins are hiding nuclears weapons.
AssAss1n you never know with the penguins these days
when u live in spain
I have no doubt that one of the lost nukes will show up at the Pawn Stars pawn shop in Las Vegas, and Rick will say he has to call in an expert, then say $500 is the best he can do, and he's taking all the risk here.
Excuse me!?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
Dude's gonna be selling a mini nuke for the fatman launcher irl.
Go hawks!!
Imagine explaning to your superiors that you lost a nuke😂😂
Soldier: We.....ahhhhhh.......sir......ahhhhhh....sir we've unfortunately ................lossssst........a nuke 😬😅
General: Chill, man. 7000>>>1 😎
Soldier: *Surprised pikachu face*
Assuming the General has President Prime minister Admiral General Aladeen's mentality. 🤣
@@randomdude9135 Legend😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@randomdude9135 general aladeen would acuse the nukes For losing themselves and do the kill sign (passes the finger on his neck )to kill the nukes😂😂
@@mamadu1968 Yup🤣😂
Imagine seeing a bomb in a tree while going on a run in the morning
You wouldn't immediately know it's a nuke
@@techhelpportal7778 that’s probably why he said a bomb but I think nuclear bombs are marked but I’m not sure.
JOHN!! You let the bomb out again!!!
But the first thing is
Im lazy and always are in my bed
😂
"The US has lost 11 nukes..."
How the hell does that happen?
"Russia has lost 40 nukes..."
*_HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN?_*
Russia has 7000 nukes we have 6800 nukes
someone probably got paid for losing them
I guess they were stolenin 1991 when the USSR had dissolved
buddyltd what I think is, those guys found most of the nukes, but are keeping it a secret
They disarmed them so yeah
A Nuclear weapon is incredibly difficult to explode, especially by itself. It uses a pretty complex armament system, so any of the lost ones ever to go off is VERY unlikely
@GamerX Not possible. Try and research how to arm a nuclear weapon. It is a very complicated process that will never happen on its own.
@@Duif_RS6 how about a thunder storm that hit in exact location on the buried nukes on Georgia? Since they are made from metal
@@noobscoopsies1100 Still not possible. 😊
Incorrect, see how close the bombs that were dropped from the one american bomber came to cooking off. 3 of the 4 safeties has *tripped* on the one bomb and of course no idea the other. And of course we did have a nuke detonated by a wrench but we dont talk about that little accident..
@@pakeshde7518 If it was detonated by a wrench, it was 100% armed, which is a whole other story
Kid with a metal detector: Mummy mummy I found a
N U C L E A R B O M B
lol
Oh dear god no....
What is a nuclear bomb Edit: for some reason everyb ody is taking this seriously like im not a 5 year old i
*Now buy me v bucks or everything will gonna go to the hell*
samdisaster 12 please tell me ur joking
Countries can always use skillshare to find the lost nukes.
Correct
What is skillshare?
Agreed
Daily Coffee you don’t use RUclips huh?
Yes
how tf do you lose a nuke. that's a whole new level of irresponsible
Horus How do you accidentally slip a bomber off a carrier?
Horus They just explained how some of the nukes were lost. Were you not paying attention?
AlHoresmi Maybe ocean currents were really strong?
AlHoresmi #conspiracy
Horus How does a nuke just casually roll off
I sure do hope there’s no nuclear weapons that are going to exp-
I literally heard the stereotypical flash bang sound in my head when I read "exp-"
I feel so ho-
*plays Black Ops Nuketown end screen
Article 5? ~Poland
this actually makes me feel better since I know I'm not an idiot for losing my keys.
IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT? Hugh Mungous
Hugh Mungus wat? Hugh Mungus wat are you sexually harassing me? Is that sexual harassment Hugh Mungus wat? HOW DARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU!?
no, my name is hugh moungous
ffs guys
40 likes that means one nuke for evey like... nuke to the face that is...
Hmmm try explaining that to your boss.....
Boss: What happened to the nuke?
You: ummmmmm........
Jackson Kelly my dog ate it? ~_~
I'll take bureaucratic fuck ups for 700...
Well I dropped it when I was carrying it above some fire and it exploded... at least it is what I call a blow job
"Well you see, I forgot the parking brake and it just rolled off the carrier"
-...sir, we've lost the nuke...
-WHAT THE FUCK, FRANK?! YOU HAD ONLY ONE JOB!
911: 911 whats your emergency?
me: yeah uhhhhh i have a castle bravo bomb under my bed.....
Blyat vadim, i have theoretical 100mt tsar bomba under my bed send help
@@integer9590 VADIM BLYAT
HELP! I HAVE A FAT MAN NUKE UNDER MY BED
@@nicocathelot1139 yes but, thats only a 1945 nuke, puny
@@nicocathelot1139 thats cute
imagine driving past a truck in between Albuquerque and Amarillo and being like :
"slow jerk, you don't have to drive slow, there's no danger"
but actually you are literally feet away from something with the potential to kill millions of people
Mother of God… I’ll never be rude to truck drivers again.
The nuclear material is normally transport in casks that can survive a hit by a locomotive. Part of my training include wat c h videos of the tests of that type of cask. There are far worse things on the highway than nuclear materials, and there is far less safety involved in their movement, and they don't belong to the US Government.
At least Africa doesn't have any.
A Hungry Kid In Africa lucky
South Africa had some until 1989.
kevintheomanharris Had? What happened?
It's Lorenzo It was part of the changes happening with the nearing end of apartheid. Hard to find any specifics why.
Africa hasn't had much of anything...
"A nuke was lost about half a mile off the state of Georgia."
2020: 👀
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
and the next disaster of the month is........
don't you DARE give 2020 any MORE ideas
@@theepicawesome100 why not. If we end humanity now some animals species can survive and be better off.
dude we already had a big explosion this month all the way at lebanon we dont need another in the US
“I live in Canada I’m fine!”
*I live less than 100km away from the border*
Same
Well, there are still nuclear power plants non-the-less, but I guess we do not have thousands of nukes.
I live in Canada too
@@frankyboy1385 ICBM Warfare-Ready Warhead Nukes are not the same as nuclear plant nukes. Canada doesn't have any combative nuclear weapons.
@@tigerix7883 I know. I meant that we do not have warheads but we have safe nuclear fission power plants in canada. I know that we do not have have nukes, the Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons does not allow any country that does not have nukes to get some.
What about this: they call it area 51, because that is where the 51 missing bombs are stored.
How do your even lose a nuke. I think my blind grandmother could still keep track of where a nuke is
First of all, watch the video. It explains how they were lost. Some planes were carrying them and ended up crashing or accidentally dropped them at some point. None of them detonated, due to the bombs having systems that need to be activated by someone in order for them to detonate
Preston! Don't you have another settlement that needs my help?
Zink i
Fallout 4 is a piece of shit game Garvey, and you sure are one reason why.
your moving a nuke over a civilian area and you decide not to put a tracking device on it.... how intelligent *sigh*
You forgot to mention all the submarines that lurk in the depths 24/7
True. I was thinking the same thing. Plus some aircraft carriers too, i guess?
@@SivaKanthSharma aircraft carriers won't travel unguarded as they're too valuable, and it's kinda hard to miss an aircraft carrier let alone a whole escort fleet
RealLifeRole: One of those nuclear weapons could obliterate the city that you're living in,
Me who lives in a village: **coffin dance**
*Funniest shit I ever heard*
America: loses nukes and makes no big fuss
My parents: makes a fuss when I lose my shirt at the pool
Did u lose ur shirt!!!!!
Oh I doubt the pilots got away without getting their ass clapped by their superiors
@@bulbobaggins yea. But if it's a problem they couldn't really do much about they would still probably get yelled at but all in all they can't really do much except for search for years and possibly never find it
@@Sp00kq search for years it's gonna get old in years or two waste of time
Um boss..
Wat?
I just lost a couple nukes.
Bitch WAT!??!?!
Lol
Lol
CookieBush36 are you 10
Lol
America: I’ve lost 11 nukes.
Russia: hold my beer
Hold my vodka
Russia: hold my vodka
Jason Voorhees did you not see somebody already post that
MemeBloodStream you mean replied to you. And yes I noticed.
hold my vodka*
Fun fact: if you pick the right date, you can get MUCH closer to the ISS when you hang out at Point Nemo.
The ISS, as with most decaying satellites, will eventually fall into the atmosphere, and will be aimed at Point Nemo precisely because it's most unlikely to hit anyone there. So if you're 'lucky', you may get to see the ISS right before it lands on your head.
I also find it funny that we are constantly dropping our space trash on Cthulhu's home.
51 total lost nukes? Area 51? Coincidence? I think not.
Ethan Dembitz they probably storage those nukes in area 51
Don't stress ur empty skull mate
Hotel? Trivago.
Luis Gonzales I can't tell if your kidding or not and that's really concerning😂
Dylan Stafford actually I was jk imma just delete my comments
“Ahh. You successfully transported the Warheads. Let me see those”
“Yes sir”
“Wait, where are they?”
“Uh oh”
69 likes nöice
*Then you hear a big boom*
@@_Siloam_ trash pfp kiddo
How the fuck do you lose _nuclear bombs_??
Just a little heads up: this is a rhetorical question.
Plane crashes mostly. Russia probably had a few stolen. Some journalist bought a tactical nuclear weapon a few years ago. Russia sucks at accountability for anything, nukes included.
Keep Calm and Call for Fire, it was a rhetorical question, but I appreciate the answer, nonetheless. :)
0861 errah 😁
Mother Greece obama takes em lol
Metallic Jewel, okie dokie then.
Funny story, I live in Jacksonville. And for almost 4 years I thought that the Wells Fargo bakn building had a ponted roof. That’s a building behind it. So every time I drive down town I still sometimes think it’s one building.
well, the bad news is theres a nuke within a very short drive of my house. The good news is, if it goes off, I would die so fast I wouldn't know I died
That's the same as me too. I live in South Carolina, in the USA.
My country was not green and a dot was on my state.
Yeah, I live just a few hours' drive from the one near Seattle. Here's to hoping nothing happens to it! **grabs a crucifix**
You'll be pleased to know that they don't just "go off", there's a specific chain of events to prepare a nuclear device for detonation and without those steps, the worst that will happen is the explosives in the bomb detonate and scatter radioactive material. A problem, yes, but a manageable one.
RandomPerson8492 Same here! Let's hope it won't just decide to simply ignite one day! 😂
007K I live so close to the one in TEXAS
I like how he has to tell every single person in the world directly where almost every nuclear facility is so that every country could find where they are
51 nukes lost? Hmmm [thinks about area 51]
Its conspiracy time
oh no this comment might get demonetized
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!?!?
I'm safe btw
NightWolf 51 nukes from 1945 to 1955?
As soon as I read this comment the X files theme started playing in my head lol Illuminati confirmed
Coincidence? Perhaps. Conspiracy? Maybe. Hotel? Trivargo.
"I lost my book"
"I lost my keys"
*"I lost my nuke"*
- Taco J. Trump
Oops-
"I lost my phone"
*has a real depression now*
Stolen
**explosion sound booms in the background making your ears ring**
This man literally exposed the locations of the nukes with just using a map and words
Fr
I’m gonna rob a nuke
That Day He Was Shot 39 Times Because He Knew To Much
That's the most impossible thing to do in the whole world as every nuke omits a high level of radiation which can easily be traced basically you wont be able to take it one meter away.
@@junaidalishahid4255 huh?
I live in North Carolina, im SO glad that they found one and bought land around the other.
hahahaha "the nukes are stored in these locations" random ISIS dude clicks on the video "hey, boss I think I found something!"
Qweluana2 lol😂
Qweluana2 this is public information
I know, but I don't quite know why
Qweluana2 because it doesnt matter
TWrecks what if Isis decided to bike one of the operational or storage locations? wouldnt that mean double impact?
So you're telling me I'm only 12 miles away from a nuke damn fallout 5
Take cover😂😂😂😂
Ayyyy lmao
Right now In holiday im 10km away from one and where I live in England one is 50 miles away
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Now I can find you knowing that info ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*BREAKING NEWS* the ice in Greenland is melting!
*BREAKING NEWS* a nuke just randomly went off in Greenland.
Greenland *green* land
Dead land
I get it
coincidence i don't think so
*BREAKING NEWS* Greenland is actually Iceland
*BREAKING NEWS* Iceland is actually Greenland
when you realize, that you live very close to one of the red points
How do you lose a freaking nuke like tf it just got up and walked away
they already told you a bomber crashed or fighter jet sunk, and they never found it
No they are required to be armed to detonate do you think people would be stupid enough to transport these things without a total of 12 different safety measures 0.o?
Daniel Omg Lol Im Dying Of Laughter xD
Emilio Well, if you crash into the ocean it's not like you can just climb out of your cockpit, grab the nuke, and swim to the surface. Plus if the nuke was dropped prior to the crash, then finding the planes black box signal still won't get you the nuke.
Daniel fucking
The mini heart attack when you can't find these in your pocket:
Phone
Wallet
Keys
*Nuke*
"Honey, have you seen my nuke anywhere? i think i lost it"
“Did you check your bag?”
@@kneaks Stolen
@@kneaks a bit hypocritical then huh?
Tupperware
Don't worry about the Nuclear/Hydrogen bombs that were lost just randomly going off. It is IMPOSSIBLE for a nuclear bomb to accidentally detonate as the fission reaction has to started. But the piece of the bomb that starts the reaction is always removed before transport so they won't go off.
Noah actually there were some nukes that still had them like the North Carolina one had gone through all the arming process all it needed was the two finger switch and it would've exploded
Good point.
Rest assured if they did go off, they're going off on purpose.
@@stevenplaysbone8791 more like NO rest assurred
True except when carried on nuclear standby, which was the case when almost all US losses occurred; however, the fusing wouldn't be set unless they were actually going beyond the point at which they were orbiting.
Key word: "known"
Sleep tight.
“911 What's your emergency?"
"Yeah uh so I was walking on the beach and I saw some metal thing"
"Yeah?"
*"I just realized it's a nuke"*
"Wait what?"
"Ok is the nuke assaulting people?"
@@techgamer1597 no so does it matter
They’d probably think it’s a prank. But imagine when they realize it’s real lmao. Everyone evacuated
@@SymphonyZach Nobody cant detonate it except for the owner
I live in a village, not a city so I'm safe
Or r u
@@kumaraditya6460 I do
@@novaleaf1628 I was talking about ur safety from corona
Me too, but I'm still relatively close. Also, even in rural areas, there's a decent probability that you're close to at least one nuclear waste site if you live anywhere in the lower 48. I know of at least one of those that's closer to me than the nukes are.
Listen here tou little-
imagine you just go sea diving and you find a big ass bomb
If I saw one too Ima make that face like your profile pic
“Oh boy! Time to nuke my dads house for when he unplugged my xbox!”
Your profile pic would be the reaction...
I’d hate to be that fish who accidentally triggers it. 😳 Too much responsibility for one fish to handle….
*laughs nervously in New Mexican*
When you are going to Savannah for college and all your excitement disappears.
Cool... I'm in belgium in the middle of 9 nuclear bombs...
IM FKING 83 KM AWAY FROM A NUCLEAR BOMB IN BRUSSEL RIP
george chn I'm quite happy here in Scotland.
george chn i live in Brussel
yay my brother we can die together im in schaerbeek rip my FUCKING LIFE IK HAAT MIJN LEVEN
george chn i know how you feel m8 im dutch :P :)
if Canada ever had a nuke and lost it:
"Sorry aboot that buddy, our bad. Want a Timbit?"
Christopher Doxtator yea sry sry sry we Canadians are sorry wanna play hockey eh lol thank god I live in Canada
Christopher Doxtator So stereotypical
Lol it's even funnier when somebody who probably isn't Canadian gets offended by a Canadian making fun of himself. Sorry bout that guy, you didn't know I was Canadian, sorry.
Christopher Doxtator That's what I do! Because I'm Canadian... XD
Christopher Doxtator people ask me if I'm Canadian because of the amount of times I say sorry
Thank you I live in Seattle.
Me: *thinks there are no nukes close to me*
The Video: literally mentions how close my city is to a nuclear base
As a Canadian who lives in southern Alberta, approximately 4 hours from the nukes in Montana, I'm am extremely unhappy about that, plus you forgot to mention the USA also stored nuclear weapons in Labrador, 2 hours as the crow flies from Saint John's, Newfoundland. And durring the "broken arrow incidents" you americans detonated a nuclear bomb off the coast of British Columbia, while flying a weapon to be serviced from Alaska to Texas and (in my opinion, the worst case) from the base I just mentioned in Labrador back to an undisclosed location in the US the plane malfunctioned and you detonated another bomb over the Saint Lawrence River, near the town of Riviere-du-Loup, Quebec, AND THEN! begged our prime minister and the British Gov at the time to not inform the public and the truth only came out after the cold war ended in 1991, and a few hundred people (aboriginal tribes on the coast of BC and French Canadians) died or had adverse effects from the radiation. So please America, move your weapons away from our borders, you've done enough damage here.
@@mrf5459 Did you accidentally reply to this comment?
@@mrf5459 mate this isn’t the entirety of the US your talking to there
dude i live in a city that has the highest concentration of nukes in THE WORLD
lolll in the UK the english store their nukes and shit in the river clyde in glasgow, so it’s quite hard to get away from them as the city is the most populous in Scotland
"Aye, you sure the brakes are on and you chocked the wheels?"
"Yep."
"Then where's the plane that was carrying that nuke?"
"Ope."
real bruh moment
Herbc
"choked the wheels"
Didn't know the Navy was comprised of Midwesterners.
@@zubin215 no it very clearly says chocked
6:16 what the hell I can see my house lol
abac yolo
hahahahaha
abac yolo lol
abac yolo lol
abac yolo you should be pooping ur pants 💩💩💩💩💩💩
Well, have a nice life I guess lol get the fuck outta there xD
Ah yes the new collectibles have been unlocked
"if you live in these green zones then you live next to no nukes"
**cuba is highlighted**
HmMmMmMm
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Nice one Cuba had bunch of them probs still stored somewhere
Let's hide here
@@KRS-Two u like Stalin now?
@@morrisstudio8372 Ye. We best buds
I'm sure there are secret locations that are unknown to the public.
Serge Ogorodnikov all locations of anything dealing with the Government are secret. It's just not hard to figure out some of the locations. Even I've come across stuff dealing directly with highly classified Government facilities. If you ever see an Aerospace facility or Rockwell Collins place well I'll let you in on a secret. Those buildings have departments that are classified. Aerospace builds parts to all kinds of things from Airplanes to weapons of mass destruction.
"No one knows how many nukes the Soviet Union lost, so yeah, good luck sleeping tonight" -Oversimplified
Jake Summers oversimplified reference? Oof, there’s a tax for that
@@JanC3381 dude.......Uncool.
Blyat
@@ahpinge2777 1 word has more likes than the 2 comments above yours
@@lancetheking7524 *_XD oof..._*
I live in Belgium, if one of them explodes basically the whole country gets whiped of the map
Who ever is living in savannah Georgia I pray for you
Sh4ddyRaptor thank you
Sh4ddyRaptor my aunt and uncle
Sh4ddyRaptor Born and raised. God I hope I don't die.
Sh4ddyRaptor me lool
Aidan Henriksen 1 hour later you see a giant flash than nothing
American and Russia losing nukes......they put the oops into troops.
oops*
Benyboy5393 it's natural degradation, shit gets old
DamnWeNeedCookies your are the dumbest person ever to live HE SAID OOPS YOU IDIOT GET SOME GLASSES
i would go on to the crew and find one of theese locations
dude he edited it, when i posted the comment it didnt say that.
51 total nuclear weapons lost. Area 51. Coincidence? I think Not *CUE X-FILES MUSIC*
Aaron Hanson Lol. Nice one.
do do do do do dooooo
lol you made me laugh :D gj sir
*que
Alpha Goatman actually, it's queue*
okey i live 100 miles away some day im gonna spectate a bomb accidentally explode and see how high mushroom cloud go
I'm guessing that your research for this video put you on a list or two.
What if those bases were actually "decoy bases" and were meant to distract us from the real ones
Milo Schwartz While it would be nice to have no nukes in the U.S. it would leave us vulnerable since we could had Mutually Assured Destruction as this is what has kept us of nuclear war.
Milo Schwartz the u.s is stupid for making bases
Jakob Lee 🅞🅞🅞🅞
love that the russians dont even need to send spy planes or drones, they can just watch this video
then DANG there smart.
Austria: has no nukes
Italy: "aww what a shame! Here well put ours close to you so you can look :D"
thats american nukes
I am currently in the possesion of 51 lost atomic bombs
Can u hook me up with a few
Interested in selling one? I need a Fat Boy to complete my collection.
... what if one of the 40 IS a Tsar Bomba?
Yeah, dude hook me up, I need it for something. ;)
outbackeddie I have a Hiroshima
Why would they put any near wyoming? If yellowstone erupts that's double penetration for the US
LOL
If yellowstone erupts, forget nukes - the whole continent would be fucked for years
*Planet
Xerro No Vatimo nah philippines. madagascar. other shit are safe. just temp drop
"just temp drop" Its gonna be ALOT more than that lol
apparently I’m basically next door neighbors with a nuke! 😂
Same
Same, if that thing goes off, I'm dead.
Im glad I live in the middle of my state since a bomb was lost near my beach. I think the government said it was most likely a fake bomb for training. So all of the bombs in my state are away from me. Since pretty much all of them are near a beach.
Rip
I'm close to a nuke in Wyoming
Imagine a child finding a nuke and just saying “finders keepers losers weepers”
Oh......no.....
*Hmm Hmmm I like the taste of uranium-255*
well rules are rules
The other kid probably wouldn't be able to weep for long as his body gets evaporated
Lmfao 🤣🤣
we live on a hill, created by nuclear waste from the WW2 Submarines in Southern England. Citizens are not allowed into my towns sewers, because of the radiation. I lernt this on a school trip to the dock. it was a very comforting expirience
*chuckles * I'm in danger
NO! ITS "help me"
4:29
"What do you mean- I can't eat nukes"
I'm dying
Shut up
@@kimjong-un5570 why should i, also never gonna happen
@@tomicaguy252 NEWS: NORTH KOREAN NUKES DETECTED
People: scared of nukes
Me: laughs in Canadian!
As a proud Albertan, I am glad since the only nukes in Canada are bears, moose, elk and beavers
@@ryanramjattan8714 yay it's a Canadian
*Laughs in Finnish*
@@amogusyearsago Its my enemy...
Laughs in Mexican.
2:03 they have a convoy when this happens
Kim Jong un found this very useful
Oldschool gamer and Lover LOL
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao as if he didnt already have access to the same basic info
@@soinik5249 No. No
Kim has pined were to shoot their missile
You see, Russia is smart! Why would you let the location of your nukes are stored be known?!?
Darklord Noctis so you don't live next to it
Darklord Noctis it's not like anyone can do anything. they have authority to shot you on sight if you trust pass at one of these baces and can have the national guard there in roughly 15-20 minutes.
Why is that smart...? They are guarding their bombs from the public, making them the most suspicious nuclear weapon user on the planet. Every country with nuclear power has signed an agreement, that they wouldn't use it as long as there wouldn't be an extreme case where it had to be used. Russia and North Korea didn't sign this agreement. Both countries hide their weapons from the public.
WW Heisenberg Better than your enemy nation knowing where it was.
kanitti virabutr Why would you want to have war?
Very smart america very smart.... putting 3000 nuclear bombs near yellowstone is a great idea
No where near 3000 nuclear bombs at Malmstrom. I know for a fact.
luckily that's not how nuclear bombs work xD
If you think that some air or surface burst nukes are going to set off the caldera you really have no idea the forces involved with a real eruption.
New Mexico is not close to Yellowstone
@@nutsackmania he probably means that if yellowstone errupts it will let off the bombs as well. Yellowstone is a huge problem on its own, and then bringing in radition as well (the blast doesnt matter as the eruption is a lot bigger).
“What Do You Mean I Can’t Eat Nukes”
South Africa on map
*no nukes*
South Africa: Sweating nervously
@RobertoRB - ROBLOX ehhh destroyed?
@@Pomorang infact yeah south africa disarmed all its nukes
Or so you thought....
*X files musics starts playing*
@@Pomorang неугадал
You: hey boss I maybe crashed into a gas station with the nuke
Boss: are you serious?!
You: yeah....ummmmm...do I still get payed?
HackerAlien99 sir but there's radiation out there
he he he hes dead
Lol
111 likes :3 time to ruin it
PuppyYT dude don't be a grammar nazi
Imagine being an FBI agent, and seeing OP's search history....
where bomb
how 2 find nuke
i lost my nuke help
r/lostnukes
avoid NSA tap
how to avoid NSA
is NSA watching me
Canada air prices
Zero Kelvin Russia political asylum how to
Denis Krasniqi a
i'm actually crying at that reply, such art
The fact that we (Denmark) created and made the drawing of nukes, and dont own any, its just insane how far everything has gone..
Remember that nuke we had? Well... it's sorta, kinda... gone.
ZIR JAGER well we lost the nuke
Well where is it?
Uh......Somewhere close to a big city called Savannah....
I have no worry about being nuked because im in my obsidian house I built in Minecraft!
a diamond pickaxe can mine obsidian besides diamond are not so hard
Blast King Diamonds are one of the hardest materials on the planet.
_ creepergodR5 _ btw obisodion isn't very strong on real life
pilkers2 It is, it was used by central american people for weapons.
Let's just hope that current nukes have ExplosionPower less than 278
Why is this public knowledge?
Dundo Der Dumme ikr, and how tf do you lose nukes
Dundo Der Dumme
Because the government has no control over media anymore...
why shouldn't it be? not trying to be rude, but i think people living near such dangerous weapons deserve to know.
Because it is not easy to keep these things secret. My dad was part of the CND, they knew where the nukes were kept, were able to establish the routes that convoys would be taking etc. Nukes aren't small so moving them around in secret isn't really that viable. SO basically it's a case of let people know so they don't become paranoid.
After all it's not like any rival superpower (i.e. the Soviets back in the day) would have been totally unable to find out if they didn't tell.
Gowan James Ditchburn the same time that I pull the regular weekly tickets for the past few years ago and I will be going to the renaissance festival in the office seems to really exacerbate any headaches that I have a lot of sighs the same time that I pull the regular weekly tickets for the past few years ago.
As a former military member, I would be in deep trouble if I lost my rifle, who the hell loses a whole nuclear bomb lmao
Thank you so much for collaborating with us. RLL is only going one way and that is UP!
sell outs
RCDDoesGamingzYT you do know this is an education channel right? only they're allowed to do that
Why do you pronounce Glasgow ('Glas-go') as 'Glas-cow'??
I live in New Brunswick, there is nothing close😁
Well im Californian and i pronounce it as
ED(like special ed) In (like inn) and burgh ( like burger but with h)
Ed in burg
I'm probably the least safe person in the comments. I live in Albuquerque right by the Air Force base.
Cook us some meth with Walter White before you die
Man, i live in rotterdam.... about a km from the centrum.... help pls
Henry H I live by the Georgia naval base.
I'm going to college right next to Whiteman Air Force Base
Henry H I feel you man #505
No nuclear weapons in Luxembourg.
Could get obliterated by one from any neighboring country.
MasterCreatorMarcel Luxembourg has its own secret nuclear program and could instantly raze all those countries to the ground if they want
Don't worry no one would waste a nuke in Luxembourg
Imagine going through interstate 40 to get to Texas, and then, some driver decides to brake check a truck.
*2134724814535 heart attacks in just 10 seconds*
How the hell do you lose a fucking nuke. **smfh**
Didn't you watch the video?
Jeremiah B So a plane carrying a nuke just happens to roll of a carrier into the ocean. Is it really that easy to lose a 2,400 pound bomb. Lmfao
Memify The ocean is big, once something goes into it you will probably have a very hard time finding it especially if its as small as a bomb.
there's a great John Oliver youtube video on this. Go check it out
Russia mate, it's as easy as losing a wallet, or a tank.
What ? it just happens
digger:"ahh is nice digging here"*clenk*
digger:"ohhh a hard thing might be gold"*clonk beep beep*
digger:"oh shit"
*BOOM*
Fishugly Games XD
Fishugly Games it would take much more than hitting it with a shovel to detonate it
Jay S. ohhh maybe its an unstable nuke
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Fishugly Games XD 999/999
NICE M8 XD XD XD
6:17
Imagine going scuba diving and finding and then finding a nuclear bomb
Stop giving DALLMYD ideas
Nope.avi
My dad was born 10 minutes away from a nuke
How many Flippin bombs does the U.S. HAVE?!?!?!?
enough
Gammingboss8164 roughly 7100, which is 2nd to Russia at 7300. believe it or not this is down sized as the 2 nations combined over 30,000 nukes before SALT II
Gammingboss8164 approximately 10k :(
Too many.
Enough to end humanity 53 times over. It only takes roughly 100 nukes to fuck up the atmosphere enough to make farming near impossible, let alone the massive amount of radiation poisoning from the particles being dispersed through the air and water.
Russia still has more, though, and China, the UK, Pakistan, India, and France also have enough nukes to permanently end humanity. Good thing these countries are peaceful. Haha. Hah.
The way you say Glasgow fucking hurts me
Ikr? its kills me ;-; and I only live an hour away from it,
how does he manage to pronounce Glasgow wrong it's just dumb.
sounds like glascow
its sad listening to that and living in glasgow
"Glass Gow" Omg m8 i found that fuckin hilarious, also what scheme u fae?
"Don't live in Connecticut," they said,
"It's boring," they said!
Yeah, well that may be true, but I ain't close to any nukes, now am I?
I doubt Connecticut is boring
BlackHaggoth Nah. its pretty boring. it's a nice state, don't get me wrong, but there's nothing here that you can't find in New York or Massachusetts or even Rhode Island. it's white suburbia squared with the highest taxes (I believe) of any state
I heard that Connecticut is one of the safest states to live in
BlackHaggoth depends on where you live. if you live in pretty much any suburban city, it's ridiculously safe. however, if you live in Bridgeport, New Haven, East Hartford, etc. then you're pretty frequently unsafe
oh, ok