These jokes grind their way into the crevices of my brain and appear at random moments over the next several days. The feeling that I’m left with is not just cringe, but a deep sickness in the knowledge that others may find humor in such jokes. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
3:35 the 4 apples go into the 8 in the deriviter, while the 7 minutes contributes to the decimal of 56. Therefore, we know that x = 56/8)3, and 7 minutes x2y is 45, so the mass of the sun is 1.989 × 10^30 kg.
cups all-purpose flour 1 tsp baking soda 1/2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp salt 1 cup unsalted butter, room temperature 1 cup + 2 tbsp granulated sugar 2 tbsp brown sugar 1 egg 2 tsp vanilla extract 1/4 cup sugar (additional for rolling) Directions: Preheat oven to 350°F. Combine the flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt in a bowl. Next, cream the butter in a large mixer bowl on medium speed until light in color and fluffy. Add the egg and vanilla and mix until well combined. Add the dry ingredients and mix until combined - careful not to overmix! Gently dough into tablespoon-sized balls, then roll each ball in the additional sugar to coat. Drop onto lined baking sheets.
0:20 technically it could work but we need a telescope that can still see clearly after travelling for 20 light years, a giant mirror in space, and the reflection have to land on the spot of 20 years ago you. So in conclusion, *NO*
0:31 it does work like that in theory but u need to place the mirror when he was “20 years” younger than now but that would require a bigass mirror and a fast boi to place it in no time
Comedy Cemetery starter pack: 2009 meme faces Minion memes Dead memes Memes like bad luck Brian Captions that say some thing like 😂Savage!😂 or 🤣Epic!😂 Bad puns Bad memes about video games Obviously Fake Texts Laughing Emojis everywhere
Why is it “best post?” When it could be “terrible post!” Like, are you trying to say these were the best in comedycemetary, what are you saying Gio??!!!!!! lol XDDDDD
3:29 it takes an average person somewhere between 3-5 minutes to eat an apple and four apples will take around 20 minutes. if the train is 7 minutes early the man is earlier than the train because 7
like this video to never see a minion meme in your life...
Hi Gio
Okie
K
Day 25 of trying to get gio to notice me
First reply
r/comedycemetery starter pack:
- Minions
- Dead memes
- Words on the beginning like "Savage"
dont forget "bro"
"epic" and the old meme faces or the laughing emojis
Oh yea and sometimes a mash of r/iamveryrandom
- emojis everywhere
don’t forget 2012 meme faces
and emojis
Some are funny but ruined by:
Those faces
Minions
And
Being in this sub red
It
woooosh
Beefy McFraggle flumpkin why did you woosh what????
this whole thread is just a lack of brain cells
@@oxyfae hmmm
They’re so bad, they’re just bad
Ah yes, the floor is made of floor
Ok.
The snow is snowier than before
Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes,
They made Bees from Minecraft into a real thing.
@@anjai4448
But Swamp=Shrek.
True Story: I’ve never seen a funny minion meme.
I mean,
"Your father and me are getting a divorce! "
Kinda maybe made me laugh tho
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️🟨
⬛️⬜️⬛️⬛️⬜️⬛️
🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟦🟦⬛️⬛️🟦🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
@@notprobb44 ok you got me
What about when I use them to warm me at the fire and they are the fire wood
🥸ahayhauna
Edit: *I had a stroke-*
“They’re so bad that - they’re just bad”
- Gio, 2019
Ok.
huddolol it’s comedy cemetery lol
Golden Warrior ok
Stolen
yee it’s a joke that’s been everywhere it’s not stolen....
Potentially good joke: *exists*
Minions: I'm about to end this man's whole carrier
career*
i don’t know why but i only like ironic bad grammar
@@thischannelwillbedeletedve460 you're about 5 months too late
Normal Profile rip
@@thischannelwillbedeletedve460same
Moms when they see a meme that doesn't have a minion or troll face
*_impossible_*
🧐
Now add bigtext to this comment saying "TRUE!", & "Click to insert text.".
CoolPeople 926 haha!
How can you read this? There are no minions
Wooosh If Gay I won’t woosh you but it’s just a common stereotype.
Gio when watching r/wooooosh: HOW DO THEY NOT GET THE JOKE!
Gio when watching r/comedycemetry: that's not how it works...
Like the mirror one, light years is a distance not time, I know it's a joke but who ever made it have no idea what a light year is
No one:
Comedy Cemetery: How about some more minions? On the house!
Dja Aggron True 😂
Epic 😅😂🤣👌👌👏👏
David has 4 apples his train is 7 minutes laten calculate the area of the sun
Only if it's followed up with a picture of three minions atop of building's roof.
ba ba baa ba ba-nana.
_ba ba baa ba ba-nana-_
**THE SCREECHES OF THE UNDERWORLD**
Other short horror story:
The toilet seat is warm
*you live alone*
Vines Nation lol
The last one is actually scary because this implies you have someone using your toilet.
In the Winter the toilet seat always seems warm
I wish i had a friendly ghost who suppourts by bad shittinghabits.
Shortest horror story:
Being on r/comedycementary
I can only imagine how much that hurts
TRUE 🤣😂😂😂😂
Boomers: Monday is like my husband: A pain in the ass that comes quickly and lasts too long *minion face*
Millenials: Uh Oh, *Sțïńký*
Funny poop! *Poop funny*
Stinky poopoo funny 😂😂😂
gibhib
Poopy
Gen Z: *_S O U P T I M E_*
Gen Z: *E*
"Why bro?"
"Cuz she will say 'Repeat it five times"
"EnD mY SuFfUrInG bRo"
please bro
"Why wont people just stop quoting things?"
-Me 2019
Mythic Ninja You’ve created the thing you dreaded most
"I know, right? Honestly, I'm getting tired of it."
-Me, 2019
"You've become the very thing you swore to destroy"
Obi Wan Kenobi
“I think it started on Mr. Beast, but I guess it’s an infection or something.”
-Me 2019
Joey Renfroe Wow thanks for basically copying me
Nobody:
Comedy Cemetary: Yo bro what bro yo bro so what bro omg bro so genius bro bro bro
Trie
True*
You are part of the peoblem by using the stupid nobody meme.
probably a boomer think we all talk like that.
I was 68th like.
*I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.*
I was the first dislike on your comment
oof
Gio: **laughs at a minion joke**
*impossible*
-insert thanos here-
How did you do the big font?
Put * at the start and end of the sentence for bold
*like this*
Gamer. io *w*
*Test*
Everyone is like
-bla bla 2019
"Everyone is like
-Bla Bla 2019"
-You 2019
Everyone is like
-bla bla 2019
-you 2019
-me 2019
-you 2019
Especially Albert's/flamingo's comment section
At least they're slowly going away
Everyone is like
exists in 2019
-Person
ICE BEARRR
"Why do people keep quoting things? It's getting really annoying.."
-Insomni-cat, 2019
"I dont know"
-Ender remixes, 2019
“Oh no a furry”
-MASTER LIKE BEGGER 61, 2019
“ok boomer”
-Blaze The Biz 2021
"Chicken" -general grievous 2020
“nice”
-Fishy Le HOOTY!
"Something"
-Someone, Some year
*sniff* truly inspirational 🥺
"Something"
-Someone this year
-Tadhg Murphy, 2019, 1 month ago
Billy MacKay r/technicallythetruth
These jokes grind their way into the crevices of my brain and appear at random moments over the next several days. The feeling that I’m left with is not just cringe, but a deep sickness in the knowledge that others may find humor in such jokes.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
1:39
Gio just got woooshed by a post he literally read on r/woooosh
4:40 My freaking Alexa gave me a heart attack and a 5 minute speech, thanks Gio
Why did the chicken cross the road
H E W A S A G A M E R
He was roasted.
Gamer chicken.
Epic😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Epic!
😂😂😂 Savage!
1:24 That whole thing is just *Stonks*
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access ikr
bigfoot, what are you doing here?
Gio: I have a alcohol problem...
Me: Gio you’re 15 do we need to talk about this?
3:35 the 4 apples go into the 8 in the deriviter, while the 7 minutes contributes to the decimal of 56. Therefore, we know that x = 56/8)3, and 7 minutes x2y is 45, so the mass of the sun is 1.989 × 10^30 kg.
This subreddit in one word:
*MINION*
1:31 little did gio know... he got whooshed
This memes are like those memes that you’re Mexican grandma would send you
Ah yes, my Mexican Grandmum, I don't know her yet but, when I find her, I'll come back and respond "relatable" in bold text
r/oddlysuspicious
cups all-purpose flour
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
1 cup unsalted butter, room temperature
1 cup + 2 tbsp granulated sugar
2 tbsp brown sugar
1 egg
2 tsp vanilla extract
1/4 cup sugar (additional for rolling)
Directions:
Preheat oven to 350°F. Combine the flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt in a bowl. Next, cream the butter in a large mixer bowl on medium speed until light in color and fluffy. Add the egg and vanilla and mix until well combined. Add the dry ingredients and mix until combined - careful not to overmix! Gently dough into tablespoon-sized balls, then roll each ball in the additional sugar to coat. Drop onto lined baking sheets.
No one:
No one at all:
A joke: *exists*
Giofilms: This is cringe
No one:
Comments:No one
@@theriseofthefreg2687 nobody:
You: I CanNOt ReCOgnISe SArcAsM
5:13 my parent actually ever call each other on phone while they were at my grandma's, they just separated by a wall lol
6:49 The bottom one is me from Kindergarten to now.
No wonder there's like thousands pencils in my apartment...
2:26 gio saying epic is a true gem
4:38 when he said Alexa it triggered my Alexa and my Alexa started saying things.
4:29 a 6th grader at my school did this poster for an asb thingy
If it says “shortest horror story is Monday,” does it mean Monday goes by quickly?
BatPlaysRoblox I think it means the one word is the shortest horror story.
Matt from Wii Sports I knew that, maybe I’m overthinking lol
BatPlaysRoblox lmao
0:20 technically it could work but we need a telescope that can still see clearly after travelling for 20 light years, a giant mirror in space, and the reflection have to land on the spot of 20 years ago you. So in conclusion, *NO*
I love bad jokes so much!
In fact, I’m a bad joke myself!
Same
5:02 that no, is awesome
Nobody:
r/comedycemetery: 🤪😂😎🥴😝
Gamer jojo (-_- )
8:08 bold of you to assume I get sleep
I edited this comment and changed my profile picture and username so none of these replies make any sense
Aaaaaa yuri
Don't you mean longest
Loghanbot 102 yes
@@avathewonderful7417 **cries silently in the corner**
That's more of a sad story than a horror story.
3:36 I reposted that meme on r/comedycemetery and it got 300 upvotes and now it’s on this video lmao
Last time I was this early, Jesus was in primary school.
4:46 I can turn of the light by making it think it’s closed by keeping the 2 doors on each other
"they're so funny that they're bad"
-GioFilms
theY`Re
@@its_jasonBSF r/wooosh
@@syxioyt r/ihavereddit
@@edolia9130 r/ok
@@syxioyt and dude please it's they're*
8:45 I actually thought about this in my spare time and the teacher would probably say next problem
0:31
it does work like that in theory but u need to place the mirror when he was “20 years” younger than now
but that would require a bigass mirror and a fast boi to place it in no time
Nobody:
R/comedycemetery: *EPIC* red eyes
Me: **sees a pencil in class**
This will make a fine addition to my collection
Ez D dagatas sop fungy plls hlp ma as havin ha stoke
@@GooberThe4th -are you okay?-
Hello there.
0:56 if u wanna be technical then the old person doesnt have much. Time
nobody
Unfunny Joke: Shortest horror story *MONDAY*
Nobody:
Stupidest jokes:
"Nobody:" jokes
@@ennardthestikbot8217 Nobody:
Ernard: LETS MAKE THE NOBODY MEME MAKING FUN OF NOBODY MEMES
@@couldntsetpass2901 Nobody:
Me: r/whooosh
@@nothingtoseehere975 Nobody:
Warpo: LETS NOT LISTEN TO IHAVEREDDIT AND LINK SUBREDDITS OUTSIDE OF REDDIT
@@couldntsetpass2901 r/nobodygivesafuck
6:45 why did you have to do freddy like that?
Giofilms: *Laughs*
ah *ahem* i mean, I didn't laugh, no no this joke is-----
The “joke” at 4:43 made my Alexa say “hmm... I’m not sure.” 😂
When you realise that one of those jokes where The one you laught at yesterday
[INSERT THAT PUPPET MONKEY MEME]
4:52 I do that too and the freezer is even more weird it doesn’t have a light but the thing that makes it open looks like a zip tie...
5:24 the movie that was from is soooo good
2:46 I brought tequila. Will you boys let me by?
"i'm back"
-Me, 2019
(.,_,.), oh
GioFlims: don't forget to share this to your family and friends
Me: *sends
Family and friends: *LEARGHS
Did your family have a stroke
Comedy Cemetery starter pack:
2009 meme faces
Minion memes
Dead memes
Memes like bad luck Brian
Captions that say some thing like 😂Savage!😂 or 🤣Epic!😂
Bad puns
Bad memes about video games
Obviously Fake Texts
Laughing Emojis everywhere
3:45 that was in emkay's comedy heaven video.. sooo..
“quoting your comments aren’t that funny”
-Me 2019
Naomi Mey
“ Ikr”
Me- 2999
“Well I agree”
-Me 2019
"True-"
-Me 6990
1:40
"yEAH tHAT dOESNT wORK"
Yeah You Got Whooooshed
Give me a clap,im here first the fifth time! (I should stop counting)
Z
A
E
Mood
Alphabet starts with A bruv
8:04 because you become your own grandfather
Shortest horror story:
SCHOOL
No!
No!
Yes!
Most commens on this video deserve to be on comedy cemetery.
Goin to school be like
Eeeeeh 😂
I strongly hope this is part of the comedy cemetery jokes
shortest horror story: this entire subreddit
5:31
I'm an Emma
I'll take "Emma420"
Legend has it, every 2 minutes a karen around the world posts one of these memes on Facebook.
NO the 2019 memes are taking over-... remember m- ...
10,000 subscribers But no videos I recognize you
The Rick Astley for Mayor one was funny 😂
Confession? A few years ago, I used to like minion memes. Now, they're just... how do I say this? Ah, yes. Cringe.
That's punishable for death in some countries, I think.
2:08 i told a kid a version of this at my ski camp and he laughed all night
The shortest horror story isn’t: Monday
It’s actually” Mon
😂👌😂👌😂👌That's my bro!!!😂👌😂👌😂👌
EPIC!!!!!!!! 😈
SAVAGE HORROR STORY! 🤣🤣
I woke up! It wa MONDAY!!! my phone batery was ZERO!!! And I had to go to SCOOL!!!
WORDT! DAY! EVER!!!!
TROLOLOLOL
Most of them are ruined by emojis and dead meme faces
gio:what the zombie apocalypse looks like
ad: ItS AmAzOng
Bring back r/entitledparents
Yeet
Yes more ENTITLED PARENTSSSS
Hell yeah
This is gonna pick up steam aint it
Yeah.
Yeah
these videos chips away at my soul everytime i watch them
“Everyone please stop quoting”
-me 2019
Why?
-me 2019
Ryan Lu now this belongs on r/comedycemetary
Existence yeah ur right
-me 2019
“Never”
-me a year late
3:56
nah mate im just tax evader
Why did my friend used a dead meme
He used the troll face meme
Such a devil
3:32 right after he said a train a train drove by and it scared me 😂
;-; here’s a cookie 🍪
No.
SpooktoberSammy
Thanks
{\ /}
ovo
>🍪
3:08
Quite a nice Centenario
Why is it “best post?” When it could be “terrible post!” Like, are you trying to say these were the best in comedycemetary, what are you saying Gio??!!!!!!
lol XDDDDD
6:20 I got a small chuckle out of this joke
Same fam
Shortest horror story:
Shortest horror story:
*MONDAY*
“Like to get a good sleep tonight”
Me at 1am: what’s that?
I hate everyone who write me 2019
Me:2019
Me waiting for the whoosh
3:29 it takes an average person somewhere between 3-5 minutes to eat an apple and four apples will take around 20 minutes. if the train is 7 minutes early the man is earlier than the train because 7
Petition to rename this subreddit r/BadJokes
I
I
I
V
"Everywhere I go..."
"I see his face."
*ZOOMS INTO MINION*