What if 'Red Dawn' Had Actually Occurred?

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  • Опубликовано: 15 май 2016
  • In honor of 'Homefront: The Revolution' coming out, I'm doing a scenario about the film which spawned it all. Red Dawn. What if the Soviets invaded the mainland U.S? Would the Russians win the war? Here is one scenario.
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  • @phoenixlove76
    @phoenixlove76 6 лет назад +6228

    You don't invade Russia in the winter, you don't invade the United States on days that end with "Y"

  • @shadowreapr9432
    @shadowreapr9432 2 года назад +3035

    “In our age when the US and Russia are best of friends.”
    That statement really didn’t age well

    • @fightingcock6920
      @fightingcock6920 2 года назад +330

      And I see old comments how Russia would blow by Alaska and thru the entire US if they were invaded.
      Meanwhile in Ukraine a country with a population only fifth of that of US is holding off 200,000 Russian troops. It’s like Finland all over again 😂

    • @G59forlife.
      @G59forlife. 2 года назад +83

      It was never true.

    • @jpotter2086
      @jpotter2086 2 года назад +178

      It was sarcasm.

    • @Sitz_Krieg
      @Sitz_Krieg 2 года назад +3

      I was just about to say this

    • @Nooneknows313
      @Nooneknows313 2 года назад +47

      @@fightingcock6920 well, ive seen videos and explanation that the reason they are failing so bad its because of trash logistics. Russia was 99.9% sure they would take ukraine in less than a week they really didn’t prepare for a long conflict because they thought they would Blitzkrieg through ukraine, well that obviously didn’t happen, tank batallions and vehicles running out of fuel, hell farmers are stealing abandoned tanks because they ran out of fuel, soldiers being lost because they don’t know where to go and the location of a target, and last but not least russia didn’t expect the resistance to be this strong. It’s embarrassing really

  • @HeWhoComments1
    @HeWhoComments1 Год назад +415

    “Hitler and Napoleon shouldn’t have fought a Land war in Russia, and The Soviets shouldn’t fight a land war in Kansas” got me laughing for no reason.

    • @Lopal12
      @Lopal12 Год назад +7

      only in kansas 💀💀💀

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 Год назад +7

      Speaking as a Kansan we got enough firepower to stop them without much issue lol.

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 7 месяцев назад +5

      I can only imagine how bad it got for them in the south.

    • @jimmym3352
      @jimmym3352 6 месяцев назад +7

      Just getting through Texas and all those gun owners would have been impossible. Creating a 2 front war (actually 3 fronts) is just suicidal. Their best bet would have to come through Mexico and conquer California West of the Sierras. There's plenty of farmland there they can get food for the Soviet Union and the mountains would offer some degree of protection. Conquering the entire country would always be impossible. Conquering parts of California while still impossible for the Soviet Union of the 80's, is a little more realistic.

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@jimmym3352 I don't know. Back in the 80s California was a very pro gun state. You could get a full auto rifle there. Like, an *actual* is something that you could find at a random gun store in L.A.

  • @danieljohnkirby9412
    @danieljohnkirby9412 2 года назад +547

    Actually the movie says that 600 million Chinese people are ALIVE, it's the other 400 million that died.
    The really unrealistic part of this film is that the Soviets are apparently invading out of desperation (due to the famine) but ALSO are winning all over the place.

    • @aoki6332
      @aoki6332 2 года назад +30

      i mean if a coordinate attack cripple a country enough in the first day of a surprise attack it will be hard to fight back like what the US did to iraq in the first gulf war and since the army could have high more knowing that they are fighting for the last hope of the URSS but yeah once the military understand the situation and rearrange itself they will at less be enough to stop the advance

    • @F3aredGenocide
      @F3aredGenocide 2 года назад +35

      And let's not forget, Poland rising up eludes to unrest within the ussr itself. So they'd be fighting down revolutions in their own lands among with fighting against China and the US. It's not very realistic

    • @callumwebb4927
      @callumwebb4927 2 года назад +8

      @@F3aredGenocide I guess you could say that the Soviets are just that desperate. Seems that the entire Soviet goal of the invasion was to secure America’s vast food supplies and industrial capacity to keep for themselves.
      It wouldn’t be the first time in history desperation and arrogance among leaders have led to catastrophic and counter productive actions in war. Hitler declaring war on the US for example, or even going to war against the USSR in the first place.
      The Politburo could’ve been of the mindset that “Kick in the door, and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down”.
      If they were under the impression that the US population was demoralised and unwilling to resist. They might’ve been in the mindset that all they’d need is to land ground troops and wipe out some major cities with nukes and the US would just give up without there needing to be a fight at all.
      Of course, it had the opposite effect and the Combloc ended up in a costly and ultimately doomed stalemate.

    • @F3aredGenocide
      @F3aredGenocide 2 года назад +2

      @@callumwebb4927 honestly, this is the best explanation I've ever heard for this

    • @aoki6332
      @aoki6332 Год назад

      @Bdhd Hshshs hum yes and no civilian even armed stay civilian between what the army have and what you can buy on the market there a huge difference

  • @Eric-ek6mm
    @Eric-ek6mm 5 лет назад +4050

    In America we got 3 things
    1.) A shitload of guns and armed civilians
    2.) a quite large and advanced military
    3.) a police force the size of a military

    • @kablamo9409
      @kablamo9409 5 лет назад +694

      Eric Salmi dont forget millions of kilotons of freedom and democracy

    • @lucareali7645
      @lucareali7645 5 лет назад +85

      In short they have too much arm

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 лет назад +141

      @@kablamo9409 We have thousands of Megatons of stability

    • @teigakunen8944
      @teigakunen8944 5 лет назад +123

      True however to counter all 3,
      1) no civilians can offer real resistance to a trained military, it would be very difficult to occupy the country though
      2) nukes/just being defeated
      3) once again, the military of USSR has tanks/nukes/planes etc. so there’s no way the cops could really do anything

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 лет назад +55

      @@teigakunen8944 Best the police could do is S.W.A.T and MPs, but regular officers would be gunned down before they could even get out their weapon

  • @pacergiraffe8985
    @pacergiraffe8985 5 лет назад +6399

    “No North Korea can’t even feed themselves how do they invade North America” is the best quote iv ever heard😂😂😂

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 5 лет назад +334

      North Korea fears South Korea more than the other way around. South Korea's military is so large and modern, they could invade and occupy all of North Korea within weeks. But there's nothing of value in North Korea to get so they don't.

    • @gray3508
      @gray3508 5 лет назад +86

      "how do they invade america*" is what he said. North America includes Canada & Mexico too lol

    • @MirTakesTheWorld
      @MirTakesTheWorld 5 лет назад +130

      @@AudieHolland or maybe since north korea is buddy buddy with china they don't

    • @epithet052
      @epithet052 5 лет назад +7

      Yea, isn't it funny how people are starving? Just soo amusing.

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 5 лет назад +94

      @@epithet052 You must be fun at parties.

  • @toddfrank3344
    @toddfrank3344 Год назад +250

    Brezhnev's daughter was once asked if the Soviet Union was ever planning to invade the USA. She said no. When asked why, she said, "Your people have guns."

    • @mr6johnclark
      @mr6johnclark Год назад +37

      300 million people with 350 million guns...
      More guns than people.

    • @chrissant6277
      @chrissant6277 Год назад +5

      @@mr6johnclark ~345 million people actually

    • @mr6johnclark
      @mr6johnclark Год назад +3

      @@chrissant6277 close enough

    • @chrissant6277
      @chrissant6277 Год назад +2

      @@mr6johnclark Fair

    • @billpugh58
      @billpugh58 Год назад

      Yeah but they a tiny little guns used by proud boys losers:) a few cluster bombs and they are body parts lol!

  • @Xarcht
    @Xarcht 2 года назад +96

    There's a phrase in the book, " Even the bugs carry guns in Texas." Invading there would be bad.

    • @scotsman5705
      @scotsman5705 Год назад

      What so a population of armed civilians that probably have no military training, would see of a Russian invasion 🤔 I'd reckon that a massive amount of armed civilians would shit themselves and drop their guns and run.

    • @rubix4195
      @rubix4195 Год назад +5

      When a state's flag has the words "Come and Take it" is the same as a defiant roast a Greek gave to a Persian years ago, you know that state is going to be kicking some derriere if they got attacked.

  • @edalder2000
    @edalder2000 4 года назад +4014

    I grew up 5 miles from The US Naval Academy. I remember seeing "Red Dawn" when it first came out in a small two screen movie theater in Annapolis.
    In the back of the theater were a bunch of Midshipmen. Every time a Russian was blown up, those guys cheered like The USA had won The Super Bowl.

    • @duckly5362
      @duckly5362 4 года назад +98

      Gotta kill those commies

    • @felixschrider9037
      @felixschrider9037 4 года назад +229

      the USA has never lost the super bowl... no-one else cares to compete

    • @TheMikeShaq
      @TheMikeShaq 4 года назад +16

      Typical Arregant americans

    • @georgerockwell6124
      @georgerockwell6124 4 года назад +86

      Mike learn to spell before you throw out insults.

    • @hazmatt3250
      @hazmatt3250 4 года назад +58

      TheMikeShaq5252 We’re not arrogant, we’re just better

  • @boone4531
    @boone4531 7 лет назад +555

    The Russians would have rushed B

  • @me_too_thanks5062
    @me_too_thanks5062 2 года назад +34

    "best of friends", that aged well

  • @hawkticus_history_corner
    @hawkticus_history_corner 2 года назад +95

    "Western Europe either surrenders or stays Neutral. Except Britain, thanks Britain"
    Britain *angrily waving swords* "COME ON YA PANZY!"
    Thanks, Britain, glad you got our backs.

  • @yequalsemexplusbee4322
    @yequalsemexplusbee4322 4 года назад +2923

    US has been invaded:
    Southern States: *YOU HAVE YEE’D YOUR LAST HAW*

    • @_tertle3892
      @_tertle3892 4 года назад +50

      Help someone stole my sweet role

    • @_tertle3892
      @_tertle3892 4 года назад +14

      JakeTheSnakeFromStatefarm Are you talking present figures or past your talking about the ussr which suggests past but you say has which indicates present

    • @thomasallen8871
      @thomasallen8871 4 года назад +9

      @JakeTheSnakeFromStatefarm that's just the registered ones 😂😂

    • @craigchrist288
      @craigchrist288 4 года назад +14

      US has been invaded: everyone in this comment thread: SHITS PANTS

    • @thomasallen8871
      @thomasallen8871 4 года назад +21

      @@craigchrist288 first off it wouldn't happen second off we'd blow they ass to kingdom come

  • @bearVshark100
    @bearVshark100 5 лет назад +2632

    Invade through Alaska? you mean past Canada? the guys with the best Snipers? We know how Soviets handle good snipers who live in cold places

    • @salometipsandtricks2786
      @salometipsandtricks2786 5 лет назад +66

      A Bear Punching a Shark canada is a a betaryer.

    • @thekiaracooper
      @thekiaracooper 5 лет назад +118

      #WinterWar

    • @jimmym3352
      @jimmym3352 5 лет назад +286

      The premise is ridiculous as it is. I think the writer doesn't understand how many mountains are in Alaska, and Western Canada. That would be the slowest invasion ever.

    • @stlchucko
      @stlchucko 5 лет назад +79

      Jimmy M
      Right... They’d be caught in a choke point between the mountains and ocean for 1000+ miles.

    • @Cybercom_
      @Cybercom_ 5 лет назад +8

      @@jimmym3352 ikr

  • @thegreatchimney6181
    @thegreatchimney6181 Год назад +19

    Fun fact, but the country that invaded the US in the remake was supposed to be China but they changed everything in post Due to the obvious problems that would have brought about regarding ticket sales in China

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 3 года назад +26

    “There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade...” 😎
    -from “Casablanca” (1942)

    • @ricklarose7002
      @ricklarose7002 2 года назад +2

      I'm thinking it would be like A Bronx Tale and the bar scene. "Now youse can't leave."

  • @SpaceyMoth29
    @SpaceyMoth29 8 лет назад +1965

    "Mexico just collapses"
    *Trump sweats nervously*

    • @oshunmun6738
      @oshunmun6738 8 лет назад +9

      trump swets nervously

    • @oshunmun6738
      @oshunmun6738 8 лет назад +10

      Jonny B mexico sweats nervously

    • @Braddington1
      @Braddington1 8 лет назад +41

      You mean "Mexico laughs hysterically".

    • @oshunmun6738
      @oshunmun6738 8 лет назад +38

      Darth Bernie mexico laghs histericly
      And then invests in ladders

    • @Braddington1
      @Braddington1 8 лет назад +10

      TROLLZ LORD im not racist you are "Mexico laughs hysterically and then invests in ladders + spades".

  • @ph-yd3sr
    @ph-yd3sr 4 года назад +594

    You say Russian paratroopers are in the air.
    I just hear someone yelling "Pull!"

    • @matthewrodriguez9746
      @matthewrodriguez9746 4 года назад +27

      It will be like new years or the 4 of July but instead of fireworks it's bullets

    • @lovepeace9727
      @lovepeace9727 4 года назад +19

      ​@@matthewrodriguez9746 Shooting at paratroopers is a warcrime tho.
      After such incident soviets would reconsider who can be designated as enemy.
      American civilians could've been targeted by missiles, CAS planes, attack helicopters and etc.
      It's all ''yeehaw'' until it's not.

    • @matthewrodriguez9746
      @matthewrodriguez9746 4 года назад +3

      @@lovepeace9727 I know that why I said it.

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent 4 года назад +18

      @@lovepeace9727 Ngl. you seem like a real gullible person rn. No one gives a shit about the geneva suggestions and all its rules. Countries like the US as a matter of fact still use tons of weapons that have been banned by it and so do the russians. Shooting a paratrooper may be a war crime but its just like a speeding ticket. Most officers will give you a warning and thats it. There are things in the geneva convention that are simply dumb in the eyes of everyone that signed it and therefore no one follows them (like paratroopers having some kind of protection just because they cant defend themselves whilst airborn) as a matter of fact the soviets did just that in several conflicts. Also no country besides north korea would start a nuclear holocaust over paratroopers being shot. On top of that its impossible to gain air superiority on US soil. So any mig/su that invades US airspace would be shot down befor they could drop any FABs on even the smallest shithole. Same goes for attack helicopters. Attack helicopters can only be used if either air superiority is already taken or during a large scale offence with air, ground and naval troops engaging at once and even if all of this would be the case, attack helicopters are still very easily shot down by small arms fire or GTA missiles, even a stinger could take down a KA-/ or MI-/ fairly easily.

    • @m1a1abramstank49
      @m1a1abramstank49 4 года назад +10

      That1germanbritishrussianusamericanGuy Geneva suggestion am I right?

  • @yeettheheat
    @yeettheheat 3 года назад +35

    I know exactly how Latin America built up their Military to that size, they did the old Alex the Rambler and "accidentaly" opened the Console.

  • @RedSoxFanatic4Life
    @RedSoxFanatic4Life 10 месяцев назад +5

    Red Dawn was my absolute favorite documentary from the 1980s.

  • @lieutenantyoshi5704
    @lieutenantyoshi5704 8 лет назад +2210

    Remirez! Defend McDonald's we got Reds coming!

    • @cucojurubinha
      @cucojurubinha 8 лет назад +116

      Ramirez!!!

    • @rockgod6180
      @rockgod6180 8 лет назад +18

      +Lieutenant Yoshi LMAO

    • @enclavechief8588
      @enclavechief8588 8 лет назад +52

      RAMIREZ!!!! make out with my daughter!

    • @Root174
      @Root174 8 лет назад +120

      Ramirez! Destroy that AC-130 with this flower pot!

    • @enclavechief8588
      @enclavechief8588 8 лет назад +24

      Ramirez!!Watch the Purge with my dead cousin!!!

  • @DuckyTheFox
    @DuckyTheFox 4 года назад +1896

    "the U.S. is left by itself...except for Britain, thanks Britain"
    No worries old boy, we'll keep you nice and cozy with a jolly good cuppa tea

    • @averagecustodes2562
      @averagecustodes2562 4 года назад +50

      Thanks Britain we have some tea here we dont like it all that much

    • @StaxRail
      @StaxRail 3 года назад +18

      @@Nz-tm3gs hang on, the USA joined late to BOTH world wars, and in WWII the Red Army fought much harder on the Eastern Front. The Russian's help is often forgotten, so please don't take all the credit for the allied victory

    • @StaxRail
      @StaxRail 3 года назад +17

      @@Nz-tm3gs joining late isn't a problem- the problem is that most Americans seem to take full responsibility for winning the war, and see themselves as the be all and end all of WW2

    • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
      @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 3 года назад +23

      "The U.S. Is Left By Itself...except for Britain, thanks Britain" *Core Blimey's Are Heard In The Background As The Commies Get Sizzled Alive By Tea And Scramble To Get The Food Thrown At Them*

    • @DuckyTheFox
      @DuckyTheFox 3 года назад +19

      @@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 I've never seen a user name so bad and so good...i am truly disturbed

  • @enclavehere.7995
    @enclavehere.7995 2 года назад +79

    I'd actually like to see a legit sequel to Red Dawn that shows other aspects of America during the Soviet Invasion, like show what the military is up to and the support Britain and China are giving them. It's a shame so many people these days only view this as "Right Wing Pro War Propaganda," because it itself really is just a great film about crap hitting the fan and teens having to survive. The whole backstory and concept is very interesting.
    And yes, this movie is Right-Wing Propaganda, and I loved every friggin second of it.

    • @BuckeyeNationRailroader
      @BuckeyeNationRailroader 9 месяцев назад +3

      Right Wing Propaganda films sometimes make the best films

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 8 месяцев назад +2

      Right wing propaganda?
      Since when was it that? Its a badass alternate history action movie.
      Who is calling it this?

    • @enclavehere.7995
      @enclavehere.7995 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@concept5631 apparently some people on the internet have been calling it that. Like they’ll call out all the movies unrealistic elements (Teenagers fighting off hordes of Russian soldiers and armor) and claim that “oh Russia has no reason to invade us”. But honestly I more or less like to see the movie the way you said you do: an epic action movie about laying the smack down on some dirty commies. Eh, idk, I don’t think Red Dawn should be so overly analyzed and picked apart, and should be enjoyed for what it is: a fun action film about a group of American Teens fighting off Communism.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 8 месяцев назад

      @@enclavehere.7995 If they want right wing propaganda they should just watch damn near everything that was made in the 1950s. Anti-commie copium was at its peak then.

    • @armynurseboy
      @armynurseboy 7 месяцев назад +3

      They hinted at it in the movie. West coast is cut off. The major Soviet thrusts were halted. The great plains are the main conventional battlefield. Denver, in the middle of it all, is under siege and barely hanging on. The conventional fight is portrayed by that tank battle in the snow. As LTC Tanner said "it's the REAL war, kid. It's here every day".

  • @JRVBG
    @JRVBG 2 года назад +25

    “Today, Russia and the US being the best of friends”
    Watch this today 😂

    • @armynurseboy
      @armynurseboy 7 месяцев назад

      That comment didn't age well....

  • @theylied1776
    @theylied1776 7 лет назад +138

    I remember reading an old interview with the Nikita Khrushchev and he said if Russia were to ever go to war with United States it would be purely nuclear, because every scenario they war gamed with a land Invasion ended in failure. Because the American people are so well-armed.

    • @theylied1776
      @theylied1776 7 лет назад

      ***** Yep!

    • @aritakalo8011
      @aritakalo8011 7 лет назад +19

      theylied1776 more like USA military is so well armed and the logistics wouldn't work. Just like similar invasion by USA to Russia would fail miserably. USSR, and Russia now, are far too well armed, have far too much man power and are far too big to logistically manage to supply an invasion.
      What weapons civilians have in peace time is irrelevant, since in total war situations they would be immediately supplied with military arms.Far example all Texan civilian militias people talk about making Texas impossible to invade? there would not be civilian Texan militias. USA still has draft law in place. All those civilian gun owners would be called up and suddenly Texas has a pretty huge State Guard. they would be supplied with laws, tank mines, machine guns and other serious military hardware. would some of them have their civilian AR-15s, probably, but it would be least of their arsenal. Both USA and Russia have such massive stockpiles of basic military gear, that what civilians have is meaningless, when both nations can easily fit out millions and millions of soldiers with full military gear and weapons, so you get nowhere near the civilians before facing an impenetrable wall of soldiers.
      what makes USA un-invadable is it's sheer land mass size and two big moats known as Atlantic and pacific oceans between it and anybody even remotely wanting to attack it. there won't be a land invasion, since USA Navy will sink the invasion far before it gets to shore. Either Canada or Mexico would be taken out by USA well before invasion through them happens. Despite what everybody says, there certainly is plans ready for this, USA has far too many war planners on payroll for someone not have wasted couple years for planning those scenarios. You always plan even for the. most remote possibilities, you just never talk about those plans out of respect and diplomatic sensibilities.
      For example I'm absolutely sure that somewhere deep in the military archives (under couple tons of bed rock in a deep dark storage cave) here in Finland there is defence plans for fighting defensive wars against Sweden, Norway and Denmark and also against NATO (obviously there is a plan for Russian invasion, the one thing considered even remotely politically possible to happen). Even thought we are best pals with other Nordics and have good relations with NATO. But that is just something you do, when you are a military planner. You plan for every logistically even remotely possible situation regardless of political situation, alliances and treaties and cultural ties, because you always plan for the worst. You basically assume that a crazy maniac dictator gets in power in your closest ally and then plan for it.
      There is also USA plan against Russian invasion attempt. It reads "note a) our Navy and air force will stop them well before mainland. b) National guard will easily mop up any of the neglibly few troops to make it to mainland. note c) Russians would never be stupid enough to try this in first place."

    • @theylied1776
      @theylied1776 7 лет назад +7

      *****​​ You're referring to something different, what you're talking about is a conventional War. What Nikita Khrushchev was referring to was Russia didn't have a "Contingency Plan" for invading America because of the amount of guns owned by American citizens and their willingness to fight. There are almost 400 million guns in the hands of private civilians. Not to mention the millions of guns just sitting on shelves in gun stores.
      When you attend a private Military Academy, Annapolis, West Point, Air Force Academy or one of the military War Colleges you write papers about "Contingency Plans" and strategies for invasion. Contingency plans are only implemented after a conventional War, after a nation's armed forces have basically been decimated but the government has yet to surrender. Basically every country comes up with contingency plans for invasion but Nikita Khrushchev was talking about how every scenario Russia came up with ended in disaster because the American people were too well-armed and too willing to fight.

    • @jeffiscow
      @jeffiscow 7 лет назад

      theylied1776

    • @mrdean171
      @mrdean171 7 лет назад +6

      +Ari Takalo it's not similar to the US invading Russia. But the reverse is so impossible it's not even worth discussing. For the US to invade Russia we would simply have to bloat our armies and get them into europe, which is not something we couldn't do.

  • @round5soundsfetchmetheirso827
    @round5soundsfetchmetheirso827 3 года назад +399

    USSR: *invades America*
    Vietnam Veterans: *what did the VC use trees for again?*

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 3 года назад +14

      Wrong China and the USSR helped immensely. Plus they had Laos and Cambodia to run away into.

    • @orangegalen
      @orangegalen 2 года назад +17

      USSR reaches West Coast redwoods: "Those are some big talking trees..."

    • @Rezenave01
      @Rezenave01 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀💯💯💯

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 2 года назад

      Normie

    • @rollingthunder7390
      @rollingthunder7390 Год назад

      @@Thunderchild-gz4gc Wrong, China invaded Vietnam in 1979

  • @noeyesmcgee810
    @noeyesmcgee810 Год назад +11

    Well, that intro age to like milk

  • @jmanj3917
    @jmanj3917 Год назад +11

    00:54, "North Korea can't even feed itself. How are they going to invade America?" Lololol

  • @Xenophage100
    @Xenophage100 8 лет назад +261

    Is it just me or is the timeline for Fallout actually more realistic than this? At least in the Fallout timeline, NATO doesn't collapse "just because".

    • @jamesklassen8220
      @jamesklassen8220 8 лет назад

      yea

    • @elmobarrethawk3566
      @elmobarrethawk3566 8 лет назад

      yea because this is super unrealistic timeline it would never in any real life senor possible happen

    • @briansouthparkstudio1357
      @briansouthparkstudio1357 8 лет назад +1

      yes as what they done would nuke them

    • @totenkray
      @totenkray 8 лет назад +7

      Nonsense, all the going hot scenarios that were played as wargames by U.S. And Nato armed forces where played off under Russian detente, was that America/Russia-Warsaw Pact countries would be icy to one another, trade, send envoys and cultural exchanges but would fight their wars in small skirmishes to either topple or puppet a country. Thus the reality is the believable scenario of Red Dawn is possible, believable and would have happened eventually if not for sudden shifts in ruling factions inside Russia to change outcomes before they went too hot. I suggest watching the History of the Cold War produce by the BBC(I think it is 14 episodes long), as everything the U.S./NATO/Warsaw Pact did was to fight WWIII but on a small scale and without nukes. Hence the term Cold War, because there was a war, it was just a proxy war. If you investigate the actual events of the Cold War, you will sorta laugh at Fallout as to it's bubblegum history. Fallout is mostly influenced by a Collier's magazine in the 1950's ran speculative fiction pieces about nuclear war, it's out come and it spawned the whole genre of post atomic fiction. Read if you can Starmans Child by Andre Norton, half of Fallout Comes from that and the history parts are taken in sections from several sources and one is Coilers the War We Did Not Want, instead of Russian place Chinese. The Chinese invading part is taken from Robert A. Heinlein's 5th Column. It's a mish mash of various previously played out to nearly death but lovable tomes and great concepts. In fact, thank gawd Bathesda sucks at doing their Post Atomic speculative fiction research, the game could be more rich. I hear Radlands has a better story line, then again for plausible Russian/USA scenario would be A Boy and His Dog.

    • @stone11c
      @stone11c 8 лет назад +4

      +Steve La Dedha Wow, some actual thought and use of historical events, unlike the O.P. of this channel who just pokes at a presidential candidate and compares a video game to reality without any background of history or military strategy. Well done.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 4 года назад +238

    _"They wouldn't just come and invade us right?"_
    _"Nah, lol. We'd just nuke em."_
    - Conversation between two 4-star Generals of the US Military at the height of the cold war.

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 2 года назад +6

    0:00 - 0:03
    That one didn't age quite so well

  • @Sgt-lott10
    @Sgt-lott10 2 года назад +40

    “Us and Russia are close friends” aged like milk

  • @hagopkiljian6065
    @hagopkiljian6065 7 лет назад +712

    0:13 "before the 50 year staring contest before the Soviet Union blinked."
    Well of course America would win, he's wearing sunglasses

    • @user-uz3fk8zq3u
      @user-uz3fk8zq3u 6 лет назад +17

      LET FREEDOM BLINK

    • @johnhooyer3101
      @johnhooyer3101 6 лет назад +46

      Additionally, they'd never win against the Brits. After Doctor Who made that Weeping Angel episode, no Brit has ever blinked since.

    • @weimarska9550
      @weimarska9550 6 лет назад +1

      Hagop Kiljian merica sorta cheated but in America's book,sunglasses never cheat!

    • @elijahbrown5089
      @elijahbrown5089 6 лет назад +1

      Hagop Kiljian hacker

    • @richardharris3423
      @richardharris3423 6 лет назад +8

      Hagop Kiljian, The American guy was smart to wear the sun glasses for the blinking contest :D

  • @prawnlinguine349
    @prawnlinguine349 8 лет назад +367

    Dont worry America, we will always be here for u

    • @gabrielm.942
      @gabrielm.942 8 лет назад +48

      Not sure if your Profile pic was part of the Joke, but it sure as hell delivered the punch line lol.

    • @jaredsmith5733
      @jaredsmith5733 8 лет назад +80

      As us for you pal. Britain and America are like two drunk dudes who got pissed at each other, fist faught and have been bffs ever since. "This is my friend Canada, he's pretty fucking chill, can he hangout"
      Britain: "hell ya bro, let's all go fight evil shit"

    • @wibuwabu
      @wibuwabu 8 лет назад +50

      i feel like it's more a dad and his son, with the USA coming out of its rebellious teenage phase and actually getting along with it's dad (UK) again.

    • @jaredsmith5733
      @jaredsmith5733 8 лет назад +11

      +Silver_Octopus lmao. That's pretty accurate as well.

    • @wingates277
      @wingates277 7 лет назад +16

      America also had help finishing off Britain when France got him in a headlock allowing America to gut punch him freely. The second fight Britain got the first punch in, but America was grown up enough by that point that his counter punch knocked Britain out. Once he woke up, they shook hands, Britain gave France the finger, but then they both helped France kick Germany and Italy's asses. Japan tried to sucker punch America when his back was turned, but then got rocked with a couple of atomic dropkicks.

  • @KnoxCarbon
    @KnoxCarbon 9 месяцев назад +16

    "How do average Americans deal with WW3 if it happened to come to their doorstep?"
    Average Americans: "So anyways I started blasting"

  • @invaderjoshua6280
    @invaderjoshua6280 2 года назад +5

    Welp this video aged like fine wine.

  • @StarTexaspets
    @StarTexaspets 6 лет назад +475

    On behalf of Texas, I'd say we have the fire power of some major countries down here. Also, the gulf probably has many US submarines, as well as countless military bases

  • @daltonfischer2224
    @daltonfischer2224 5 лет назад +114

    Cold war as my science teacher explains: 1 closet, two men, 2 grenades pins pulled, both threatening to throw them at the other

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 года назад

      Dalton Fischer your science teacher is dumb then, as the US Army Ordinance says: “Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend”
      The pins are already pulled, both are detonating regardless even though neither side wanted to end humanity in nuclear hellfire

    • @MaCabaret
      @MaCabaret 4 года назад +17

      5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

    • @neitherman9997
      @neitherman9997 4 года назад +12

      @@looinrims most grenades have secondary safety measures such as a lever on the M67 grenade. This lever, as long as it's held in place, will prevent the timer of the grenade to be set off. If you hold a M67 grenade in hand and pull the pin, it will not explode until you release the lever, in the case the science teacher explains, if either of them where to drop the grenade, it would explode. And, by killing the other, it would set off the other's grenade as the other cannot hold the lever without ... ya know ... being alive.

    • @alisonindvik6391
      @alisonindvik6391 4 года назад +7

      @@looinrims when the pin is pulled out, you are safe until you release the handle on the side, then the safety mechenism is released, causing the grenade to explode in a matter of seconds.

    • @Generic_Noob
      @Generic_Noob 3 года назад +1

      The Looinrims no, it only detonates when you throw it, so your the dumb one

  • @mattalley4330
    @mattalley4330 2 года назад +13

    "In our age when the US and Russia are the best of friends..."
    That didnt age well...

  • @nicboy8082
    @nicboy8082 3 года назад +11

    "North Korea can't even feed themselves how could they invade america."I'm dying💀

  • @connor9295
    @connor9295 5 лет назад +2584

    I love how the writers of the movie thought: "Yeah, Europe would surrender for sure. Give them a week at most."
    "And the U.K?"
    *Alexa, play Rule Britannia!*

    • @jaytovey6675
      @jaytovey6675 5 лет назад +81

      Haha Britain says we spank the commies

    • @crystxlzx6442
      @crystxlzx6442 5 лет назад +32

      @Sonim Bopish Dude UK Didn't surrender

    • @crystxlzx6442
      @crystxlzx6442 5 лет назад +17

      @Sonim Bopish oh sorry I thought u meant UK my apologies

    • @Robbini0
      @Robbini0 4 года назад +47

      The downed pilot who meets up with the wolverines sums it up as 'Well I guess they had enough with twice in a century'

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 года назад +16

      Well yeah, with a navy as pathetic as the Soviet’s?

  • @TheYOYOFREAK888
    @TheYOYOFREAK888 7 лет назад +1480

    "Britain is a pal" damn straight 🇬🇧❤️

    • @patrickazzarella6729
      @patrickazzarella6729 7 лет назад +30

      Ellis Gunn-Harvey Ayyy

    • @TheYOYOFREAK888
      @TheYOYOFREAK888 7 лет назад +9

      Patrick Azzarella badabing

    • @magicgamer7953
      @magicgamer7953 7 лет назад +23

      Ellis Gunn-Harvey cheers love we have tracer on our side

    • @finlandball2029
      @finlandball2029 7 лет назад +35

      Ellis Gunn-Harvey yes god save the queen 🇬🇧

    • @markbistransin9313
      @markbistransin9313 7 лет назад +10

      Ellis Gunn-Harvey
      -Britain dies from Russia
      Me:kame hame hamehame hasaaaaaaa
      -Russia dies
      DON'T DO IT AGAIN😔😡

  • @madhie-kun8614
    @madhie-kun8614 2 года назад +43

    since the Russo-Ukrainian war arc got released... im 101% sure that Russia will not get an inch in American soil

    • @talonsclaw9058
      @talonsclaw9058 Год назад +4

      Well thats after USSR split, but if there is anything that would most likely be true it would be the quality of troops/ morale/ and supply lines of current day Russia vs Ukraine, just more massive on the scale with soviet block countries pitching in their own troops into the conflict.

  • @xachhill6333
    @xachhill6333 4 года назад +315

    "Limited nuclear exchange" is the scariest three word phrase in the English language.

    • @betsydierlam561
      @betsydierlam561 3 года назад +46

      What about “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”

    • @humbunger9379
      @humbunger9379 3 года назад +22

      @@betsydierlam561 Thats the scariest sentence period.

    • @rhyshuber7203
      @rhyshuber7203 3 года назад +6

      big nuclear exchange

    • @DanielFuentes-mr3nn
      @DanielFuentes-mr3nn 3 года назад +9

      UNLIMITED NUCLEAR EXCHANGE

    • @Goulmy86
      @Goulmy86 2 года назад +4

      How about: There's no such thing as limited nuclear war.

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 4 года назад +1214

    “Do you hate communists and want to make sweet love to America? This is the movie for you.” -Brandon Herrera.

    • @thegrizzly3436
      @thegrizzly3436 3 года назад +30

      You sexy RUclips mother lover

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 3 года назад +15

      I want to make sweet love to an AK-47.

    • @ItsAce671
      @ItsAce671 3 года назад +25

      “Make sweet love to America?”
      Gun owners: YEE HAW

    • @ryderrios5416
      @ryderrios5416 3 года назад +4

      I don't get how he can't review the legendary original red dawn not the the 2018 spin off

    • @thegrizzly3436
      @thegrizzly3436 3 года назад +7

      @@ryderrios5416 he did as in Brandon Herrera

  • @missileman12
    @missileman12 5 месяцев назад +2

    Doubt you'll see this Cody but i'd love an updated look at this

  • @ApacheBruv
    @ApacheBruv 6 месяцев назад +2

    The US is like that neighbor that shoots anyone that looks like they're going to come on their lawn. Russia is like that one neighbor that never shovels their lawn during winter, so you can't get to their house even if you wanted.

  • @johnnyjay102
    @johnnyjay102 4 года назад +702

    "The movie itself does take place in an alternate timeline. The Soviets are starving."
    Well so far I don't see any differences

    • @atomickolobok353
      @atomickolobok353 3 года назад +47

      Actually in the 1980s we didn't starve

    • @jayhay3516
      @jayhay3516 3 года назад +28

      @JayPlaysStuff sorry, it's easy to confused which human rights atrocities happened under which dictator when they have had so many

    • @jkcarroll
      @jkcarroll 3 года назад +8

      So ... it's not a famine per se. However, consider an EXTREMELY bad wheat harvest; possibly brought about by bad farming practices dictated by the Central authorities in Moscow. (It was ALMOST that way under Khrushchev, when he ordered corn to be planted instead of wheat, hoping to duplicate the fields of Iowa corn he had witnessed in his tour of the US. Clue for you city folk: corn and wheat take different growing environments. You can't just plant corn when you have no experience growing corn on a large scale and expect it to turn your land into the next Iowa.)
      The movie takes place in the late autumn -- school is in full swing as well as the football season. It means that the wheat in Colorado, Kansas, etc. would have been harvested and is being stored in wheat bins waiting to be transported to mills. In a lightning strike, simultaneously taking out major metropolitan areas in the east while dropping paratroopers over the plains and foothills of Colorado, Montana, etc. (note: the paratroopers did not drop out of commercial airliners. The planes carrying the paratroopers stayed close behind the commercial airliners, so they'd show up as one blip on the radar screen, thus sneaking into American airspace.) IOW, the plan is what the Irish would call a "cattle raid": capture the bins holding the wheat, bring in the equipment needed to ship it back to the USSR, rinse, repeat.
      You might even be able to grab a bunch of cattle and/or hogs to supply meat to the people at home. If things worked out as planned, within a week and a half, maybe two weeks, a majority of America's food supply has been stolen to feed the hungry Russians, Cubans, and anyone else that was already on the USSR's support list.

    • @ephennell4ever
      @ephennell4ever 3 года назад +2

      @JayPlaysStuff - actually, up until the early 80s, starvation/near-starvation was a regularly recurring problem. Those of us who followed things knew that, finally, the Soviets were *starting* to get a handle on it, but the Soviet pull-out from Afghanistan was, essentially, 'the beginning of the end' of the Soviet Union, as it - essentially - was the government's admission that they weren't all-powerful, nor all-knowing, nor always right.
      At that point, the 'Russian bear' was, to all intents & purposes, just waiting for the hunters to close in on it and finish it off. The 'hunters' could've been anybody/anything! (ie.: military coup, popular up-rising, invasion by a 'supposedly friendly power', general food-supply collapse, or a combination of those or various other 'stressors') If the war in Afghanistan could've been ended with *any sort* of 'negotiated settlement' ... the USSR *might've* lasted several years longer!

    • @ratelarmonter4736
      @ratelarmonter4736 3 года назад

      @@ephennell4ever
      Yes, there are still idiots who yell "Syria is the second Afghanistan!" "Putin has lost Russia!"
      The idiots do not even realize that there was a fulfillment of the contract, as in Afghanistan, and there is no question of any incapacity that appears to idiots with nice dreams.

  • @aintnoway686
    @aintnoway686 3 года назад +1663

    America: Gets invaded
    115 Million Gun Owners who have leftovers to arm the other 215 million: I'm gonna do what's called a "pro-gamer" move

    • @humbunger9379
      @humbunger9379 3 года назад +122

      BIG IRON ON HIS HIP.

    • @brookswashere4661
      @brookswashere4661 3 года назад +9

      @@humbunger9379 hah commie

    • @anonymousmobster2444
      @anonymousmobster2444 3 года назад +50

      Of course, most of them would be too scared to fight. Or just lazy.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 года назад +78

      To be fair invading any country whose population doesn't actively hate its government leads to similar scenario. Its just easier to train and arm Americans since you know 'MRICA!

    • @secrecynsilenceislaw4224
      @secrecynsilenceislaw4224 3 года назад +28

      It's more weapons in America than people..

  • @bfdifan16
    @bfdifan16 2 года назад +4

    'usa and Russia are best of friends'
    That sure did age well

  • @5roductionz1466
    @5roductionz1466 2 года назад +7

    Start of the video aged like milk.

  • @conundrum9244
    @conundrum9244 6 лет назад +368

    He is right about North Korea. How does one invade the U.S. without any food?

    • @JacatackLP
      @JacatackLP 6 лет назад +32

      Philosophical Conundrum it was supposed to be China but they switched it due to political reasons

    • @crash406
      @crash406 5 лет назад +15

      Food would probably be exactly WHY they'd invade.

    • @cunny2485
      @cunny2485 5 лет назад +1

      cannibalism

    • @TheCspiderC
      @TheCspiderC 5 лет назад

      Philosophical Conundrum they would take our food

    • @theresarapistinmyboot1081
      @theresarapistinmyboot1081 5 лет назад +1

      Philosophical Conundrum Kim John un would have to have the biggest wet dream to even try to invade America.

  • @randyismael2950
    @randyismael2950 7 лет назад +822

    "North Korea cant even feed themselves, how did they invade us?" 😂😂😂

    • @zadok23
      @zadok23 7 лет назад +41

      realistically though 'Kimmy' just lets his people starve so he along with his inner circle and the military can stay fat and happy

    • @Ajourneyofknowing
      @Ajourneyofknowing 6 лет назад +22

      It was originally China but the studio didn't want to offend them with demonizing the Chinese thus alienating those customers. It would've affected the gigantic Chinese box office movie market since Hollywood is bending over backwards to get a film approved through the censorship agency for Chinese audiences. After script excerpts got leaked with sharp criticisms in Chinese news made the studio chose to insert cgi in post production. North Korean flags are animated over China's symbols on equipment and uniforms, Korean banners on buildings, and interior flags inserted in an office. The Chinese dialogue got dubbed to Korean. The original motive of China was that the US defaulted on loans when they ordered repossession because of the debt we're actually in with how much we buy (Walmart-"made in China") made from their cheap labor and factories. The movie stated that Russia is cooperating with them but that's still isn't enough to be believable. "We were initially very reluctant to make any changes, but after careful consideration we constructed a way to make a scarier, smarter and more dangerous Red Dawn that we believe improves the movie." Trip Vinson- film producer. There is little reason or goal to why North Korean invaded is explained. Even if they made North Korea the "villain" they should've reworked it to make it plausible. The original had alliances with Mexico and Cuba though our alliance to communist China isn't explained. What if Russia reworked communism without starvation then with the Middle East and Africa attacked Europe to the US East coast while an unified Korea lead communist Asia to the west coast. At least the movie failed critically and even commercially at 50 million from its 65 million budget.

    • @balticbvll2987
      @balticbvll2987 6 лет назад +4

      one dus not simple invade the us you need to feed them burgers

    • @LordDavid04
      @LordDavid04 6 лет назад +2

      I would have just made it an alternate timeline where the USSR didn't fall. Mikhail Gorbachev does not come to power. Instead Grigory Romanov is chosen. Glasnost and Perestroika never happen. Instead we have no fall of the Berlin Wall, a "happy" East Germany and everything going la-dee-da until the years leading up to WWIII.

    • @stardude692001
      @stardude692001 6 лет назад +1

      You don't have to feed your army if they are taking their supplies from the land, hence strategic importance for Iowa.

  • @jorgerp86ify
    @jorgerp86ify 2 года назад +3

    Good recommendation on my RUclips feed in 2022 lol

  • @andyrenn8015
    @andyrenn8015 2 года назад +9

    Anyone here in 2022

  • @albertoamoruso7711
    @albertoamoruso7711 4 года назад +1070

    I love how 60% of the comment section went full Alex Jones

    • @the4inchslanga765
      @the4inchslanga765 4 года назад +77

      What are you a commie!? I will crush you with my freedom

    • @albertoamoruso7711
      @albertoamoruso7711 4 года назад +20

      @@the4inchslanga765 Send me location, send me location-

    • @lovepeace9727
      @lovepeace9727 4 года назад +55

      They put chemicals in a water that turn a freaking frogs red !

    • @ptelg
      @ptelg 3 года назад +6

      You laugh, but the commies have already infiltrated one major us party. How else would a bankrupt money launderer become a Mandarin Candidate and win?

    • @albertoamoruso7711
      @albertoamoruso7711 3 года назад +25

      @@ptelg 😂😂😂
      Yes, Cuba is secretly running the United States

  • @echojaxx8550
    @echojaxx8550 4 года назад +1028

    America: *gets invaded*
    NRA Civilians: So you have chosen... death?

    • @Phoenix_The_HeroHater
      @Phoenix_The_HeroHater 4 года назад +13

      Soviet Union:Yes.

    • @atomickolobok353
      @atomickolobok353 4 года назад +17

      @@Phoenix_The_HeroHater soviet union: well equiped militay vs cheeseburgers that can hardly beat a soldier

    • @LeftBlankIntentionally
      @LeftBlankIntentionally 4 года назад +51

      @@atomickolobok353 obviously hasn't seen what the south looks like as of late.

    • @jmadmaxx7295
      @jmadmaxx7295 4 года назад +28

      atomic kolobok uhhhhhhhh, fat is better than starving so.... (since were using stereotypes)

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 3 года назад +4

      Nra?
      oh, so they'll just sit around and do whatever they're paid to

  • @WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy
    @WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy 2 года назад +6

    That “Come ere ya bloody commies!” Was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

  • @irishspartanstudios
    @irishspartanstudios Год назад +8

    Damn that opening line did not age well...

  • @juanarias6916
    @juanarias6916 8 лет назад +436

    What if the Byzantine empire never fell

    • @MrFes888
      @MrFes888 8 лет назад

      Yep....

    • @jacksonvilla8800
      @jacksonvilla8800 8 лет назад +1

      They would still rule today... The end

    • @michaelpsellos2560
      @michaelpsellos2560 8 лет назад +1

      +Juan Arias PLEASE HYPE THIS UP!!!

    • @sulphuric_glue4468
      @sulphuric_glue4468 8 лет назад

      +Juan Arias He already did one on Rome, Byzantium is basically Rome anyway

    • @Thelegionare
      @Thelegionare 8 лет назад +3

      +Juan Arias Constantinopla would be the new actual London.

  • @troyvanwyk722
    @troyvanwyk722 5 лет назад +112

    Cody: *makes a joke at Iowa’s expense*
    Me: OMG SOMEONE ACTUALLY MENTIONED MY STATE

    • @EloquentTroll
      @EloquentTroll 4 года назад +2

      Me too. We're more than just the place where presidential candidates eat corndogs

    • @austinsmall6997
      @austinsmall6997 4 года назад +1

      I’m from Iowa to do you go hunting

    • @EloquentTroll
      @EloquentTroll 4 года назад +5

      Not really, no shade, but I don't like killing things. I'm the "catch the spider and take it outside" kinda girl

    • @rjstrunk6438
      @rjstrunk6438 4 года назад +5

      Wait Iowa is real I thought it was like Wyoming

    • @EloquentTroll
      @EloquentTroll 4 года назад +1

      @@rjstrunk6438 Wyoming is real too, it's where Dick Cheyney was from when he became VP.

  • @SuppliceVI
    @SuppliceVI 2 года назад +3

    The most unrealistic thing about this movie is that Phoenix fell. So many people that own firearms, in such a extremely hub-centric city in regards to highways that must go THROUGH the city, means that Phoenix would either need to be dust or simply has to be bypassed in the rough desert.

  • @paulm.martinez2858
    @paulm.martinez2858 Год назад +3

    Realistically there’s no way that they would invade Texas that easily

  • @m4sherman926
    @m4sherman926 5 лет назад +2086

    America: Gets invaded
    Americans and the 2nd amendment: did someone say we get free target practice?

    • @derivedfever807
      @derivedfever807 4 года назад +21

      Shane Awad I love you

    • @denisarte419
      @denisarte419 4 года назад +32

      Yeah because untrained gun lovers are better than professional military.

    • @derivedfever807
      @derivedfever807 4 года назад +111

      Denis Arte no but they outnumber an entire army

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 4 года назад +71

      @@denisarte419 yes, but many guns and no training is better than no guns and lots of training.

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 4 года назад +51

      @@denisarte419 because Afghanistan x40 is no problem for any military, just like single real one :>

  • @bor_7992
    @bor_7992 6 лет назад +82

    US:How bout we don’t end mankind
    Russia:Da...

  • @juliandenny5773
    @juliandenny5773 10 месяцев назад +8

    The intro did NOT age well

  • @ThatGuy-wy8kz
    @ThatGuy-wy8kz 2 года назад

    I still come back to this video it’s a good video

  • @panzerfaust5046
    @panzerfaust5046 7 лет назад +263

    Soviets had a crippling weed famine is what i heard

    • @Nicksudenga
      @Nicksudenga 7 лет назад +1

      LOLLOLOL

    • @ian9574
      @ian9574 7 лет назад +8

      I heard that they just ran out of Funyuns and had a bad case of munchie induced hanger... :-D

    • @notyourtypicalrabbit8899
      @notyourtypicalrabbit8899 7 лет назад

      Panzer Faust 100th like

    • @OALXI
      @OALXI 7 лет назад +1

      101st

    • @thepredator7215
      @thepredator7215 7 лет назад +2

      Panzer Faust snoop dogg passed dat shit dooownnnnn

  • @diamondpheanix
    @diamondpheanix 8 лет назад +205

    As a British person I say COME AT ME YOULL NEVER GET OUR TEA

    • @UncleTim50
      @UncleTim50 8 лет назад +4

      +Diamond Pheanix Yes but they are holding the jammie dodgers hostage the foul blighters

    • @diamondpheanix
      @diamondpheanix 8 лет назад +8

      Tim Coy At least we still have the jaffa cakes and crumpets

    • @serenitycerc555
      @serenitycerc555 8 лет назад +1

      +Diamond Pheanix i have your monicle bruh

    • @panadudeTV
      @panadudeTV 8 лет назад +7

      Yeah all the tea that you stole from Asia?

    • @serenitycerc555
      @serenitycerc555 8 лет назад

      ahahahahahahah get rekt

  • @brokenmileful
    @brokenmileful Год назад +2

    nukes in this senario: i dont feel so good. gets snapped out of existance

  • @Armless45
    @Armless45 11 месяцев назад +4

    My one and only actual gripe with the movie is that: in the movie it is stated that the Russians had captured Texas… how do you capture Texas and THEN and only THEN, do you get to something difficult.

  • @williambuzzard7784
    @williambuzzard7784 5 лет назад +297

    communist
    threat
    detected.

    • @beopbepe4812
      @beopbepe4812 5 лет назад +1

      OMEGALUL

    • @highlander723
      @highlander723 5 лет назад +12

      B E T T E R D E A D T H A N R E D

    • @carlosgaribay1665
      @carlosgaribay1665 5 лет назад +1

      Liberty Prime go back to fallout you capitalist tin can

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 года назад +6

      @@carlosgaribay1665 DEMOCRACY IS NON NEGOTIABLE!
      CEASE COMMUNISM IMMEDIATELY!

    • @derivedfever807
      @derivedfever807 4 года назад +2

      LETHAL FORCE IS AUTHORIZED

  • @luckyjosh7
    @luckyjosh7 4 года назад +322

    The Soviet Union, Cuba, and Nicaragua: Let's invade America!!
    The rest of the world: Oh no baby what is you doing?!

    • @MaCabaret
      @MaCabaret 4 года назад +14

      America: actually we’re all real tickled to hear you say that

    • @lovepeace9727
      @lovepeace9727 4 года назад +2

      Not only the USSR, but whole fucking Eastern Block and probably GDR and even Yugoslavia.
      This is a powerful combination.

    • @warrennelson3737
      @warrennelson3737 4 года назад +16

      @@lovepeace9727 all those troops with basically no supplies. Fun times. I would love to see them try and transport supplies through Alaska, there is a reason why we only really have cities along the coast there. No way they could provide enough supplies through air transport, especially if they are being interdicted by American and Canadian fighter planes.

    • @punchdreadnought8101
      @punchdreadnought8101 4 года назад +4

      @@lovepeace9727 no Yugoslavia, though. They were the Swizerland of Eastern Bloc.

    • @crockdose4723
      @crockdose4723 3 года назад +1

      Hispanics and Latinos speak Chinese

  • @fulcrum6760
    @fulcrum6760 2 года назад +3

    There would be tons of abandoned tanks and surrendering Russian soldiers or Russian soldiers running over their commanders. The end.

  • @chosenmaple99
    @chosenmaple99 Год назад +14

    I’m sure that first sentence totally aged well

  • @DuckyTheFox
    @DuckyTheFox 4 года назад +223

    Russia: Invades
    every gun owning citizen: YEEHAW IT IS

    • @Bober2323
      @Bober2323 3 года назад +1

      the russians with modern tanks : part of my plan

    • @DuckyTheFox
      @DuckyTheFox 3 года назад +15

      @@Bober2323 people with rat4s: truth is, game was rigged from the start

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 года назад +1

      @@DuckyTheFox * collapsing america from the inside *
      "Yeah..."

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 года назад

      This comment section is cringe also republican reds are also cringe

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 года назад

      @Liberty Freedom Communism doesn’t exist you nut

  • @justmatt8235
    @justmatt8235 6 лет назад +213

    "This'll never happened right?"
    American strategists: "Nah we'd nuke 'um"

    • @javieraravena5345
      @javieraravena5345 6 лет назад +6

      "What if Canadá atracos?"
      "HOLY FUCK, WE NEVER THINKED IN THAT!!!!!"

    • @javieraravena5345
      @javieraravena5345 6 лет назад

      Attack us

    • @TrueFlameslinger
      @TrueFlameslinger 6 лет назад +1

      Javier Aravena Actually they have a plan for that. So does Canada.

    • @TrueFlameslinger
      @TrueFlameslinger 6 лет назад +2

      Javier Aravena America's was originally based on taking out cities w/ mustard gas (cuz it was first made in 1920). Canada's plan, Defense Scheme No. 1, involved a preemptive strike when war was clearly inevitable. Even then however, Canada wasn't likely to win and at the time RD takes place, there is a 0% chance of a Canadian Victory.

    • @neckripperoni
      @neckripperoni 6 лет назад +1

      They would send SNNAAAAAIK

  • @swaggie81
    @swaggie81 2 года назад +3

    Looks like this is about to come true..

  • @jf6466work
    @jf6466work 3 года назад +3

    A land invasion from Alaska's and through Canada? Not only would take take days to weeks in logistics due to mountainous and boreal terrain, the US would get notice by NORAD and have air superiority.

  • @garraz-bf3ui
    @garraz-bf3ui 6 лет назад +412

    Youve gotta love how Britain stills takes on half of Europe for us.

    • @koreycaraway3268
      @koreycaraway3268 6 лет назад +8

      🇺🇸🇬🇧

    • @ThatFluffySheep
      @ThatFluffySheep 6 лет назад +4

      FUCKIN' COMMIE WANKERS.

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 6 лет назад +4

      You Brits hate our guts and are only allies of convenience. Don't get it twisted.

    • @robogecko4067
      @robogecko4067 6 лет назад

      John Smith, oh...

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 6 лет назад

      Hayw1re
      Really, with the nasty comments on our breeding and happiness expressed when we're hit by natural disasters and terrorism? You don't get take your joy from someone getting hit by natural disasters unless you hate them.

  • @ernie371
    @ernie371 8 лет назад +516

    Cyka blyat, eco nyet.... RUSH B!!!!!

  • @anon-qt3mo
    @anon-qt3mo 8 месяцев назад +2

    Can you do World in Conflict? It's pretty much the same setting but with a different way of how it went down

  • @robertalonzo5725
    @robertalonzo5725 2 года назад +2

    Looking at this in Mar 2022…

  • @StarSage66
    @StarSage66 6 лет назад +191

    **nervous sweating intensifies**

  • @codyjohnson7195
    @codyjohnson7195 4 года назад +647

    Cuba: invades Texas Everyone in Texas: (2nd amendment noise intensifies)

    • @reddyforlenny9389
      @reddyforlenny9389 3 года назад +23

      I highly doubt NRA members that can hardly put on a medical mask properly can stop a military that has been in active combat since its conception

    • @reddyforlenny9389
      @reddyforlenny9389 3 года назад +12

      NZ25 did I say the second amendment was bad? No I just said I think it’s dumb a bunch of untrained civs think they can stop Spetnaz paratroopers, let alone the regular army

    • @reddyforlenny9389
      @reddyforlenny9389 3 года назад +8

      It was a nightmare because those people where trained either by the US itself (Mujahideen, Taliban, Iraq) or by the Soviets (Vietnam, Korea, Cambodia) if the VDV paratroopers dropped here and faced a wave of civs with ARs it would be a bloodbath for the civs

    • @reddyforlenny9389
      @reddyforlenny9389 3 года назад +5

      NZ25 I’m not a communist lol I just accept the fact that if VDV paratroopers would decimate the civs trying time fight back, and your assuming these paratroopers wouldn’t have armoured support with them. A single APC or as they call it in Russia BTR would alone wipe out a whole neighbourhood of gun owners and even the national guard without any anti-armour equipment, the Russian military is no joke; Afghanistan, Chechnya, South Ossetia, and now the Crimea have proven that fighting what is often seen as “inferior” to the American military is no easy feat let alone possible without a proper defence plan.

    • @reddyforlenny9389
      @reddyforlenny9389 3 года назад +4

      NZ25 Not necessarily APC/BTRs provide infantry units too hence why they are called APC/BTRs which is the biggest threat to a militia since they are invulnerable to all forms of civilian and even some improvised explosives, and America isn’t dong well in the Middle East because they are losing politically not the physical war even then your comparing civs to a militarily trained organisation that has access to some real WMD which can and will down some armoured units. A “wall of bullets” is good but ultimately useless with armoured warfare hence why WW1 lasted so long until tanks came along and ended it in a couple of months.

  • @PierArchived
    @PierArchived 2 года назад

    COME HERE YA BLOODY COMMIES -AlternateHistoryHub's best quote.

  • @jenniferblake3224
    @jenniferblake3224 2 года назад +8

    2:37 I think it was explained in the movie by Powers Booth’s character that a lot of the US silos and defense systems were sabotaged by Cubans and Nicaraguans who’d infiltrated earlier. It’s mentioned that missile silos in the dakotas had been taken out, so that’s probably why it didn’t turn into a nuke fest. Also, regarding Mexico, they say it fell to a Socialist Coup d’tat, so they probably lay bolstered the numbers of soldiers for the Cubans. (I saw the movie the other day)

    • @cubanreemachine9592
      @cubanreemachine9592 2 года назад +1

      i agree with you. The Cuban military would have done the same thing they had done in the conflict in Angola send a bunch of military advisors and a few troops and military intellegence which at the time was far better than the soviets.

  • @peelysolo1478
    @peelysolo1478 3 года назад +85

    “No North Korea can’t even feed themselves”lol I’m cracking up 😂

  • @user-dv4bu6jq4n
    @user-dv4bu6jq4n 7 лет назад +224

    "What do you think would happen if red dawn occurred"
    *Slowly loading mags,* *looks up* "What do you think"

    • @mythic_omen948
      @mythic_omen948 6 лет назад +12

      Get oofed 47% of Americans have at least 1 firearm in their home, 20% have over 5

    • @satcheljackson23
      @satcheljackson23 6 лет назад +13

      mags should already be loaded

    • @c-1raincloud
      @c-1raincloud 6 лет назад +12

      satchel jackson he was reloading from the last skirmish, haha

    • @mopar21
      @mopar21 6 лет назад

      Tyler Rivera 13 here lol AK, AR, AUG, M1A, and handguns lol

    • @Tyrannic_OW
      @Tyrannic_OW 6 лет назад

      What about the other 33%

  • @ScottRand90
    @ScottRand90 2 года назад +3

    This aged well…

  • @kingtigerbooks1162
    @kingtigerbooks1162 2 года назад +5

    Thanks to computer simulations we can find out how a small group of modern fighter jets will do against a massive array of WW2 fighters. Only in a good simulation can such wild battles take place, without anyone getting hurt. To me it's the stuff of Sci-Fi.
    To whom it may concern, my 3 favorite science fiction art books are :
    - Wonderworks by Michael Whelan
    - Great Fighter Jets of the Galaxy 1 by Tim Gibson
    - Icon by Frank Frazetta

  • @shawnsears7590
    @shawnsears7590 6 лет назад +88

    *The Latin countries would never make it past TEXAS!*
    *"Remember the Alamo!"*
    *The Russian forces would be decimated by the US bombing campaign in Canada.*
    *The 3,000+ mile supply chain would be so vulnerable that even the Canadians could stop them.*

    • @dipdop9734
      @dipdop9734 5 лет назад +1

      Rude.

    • @johnmcmanus2447
      @johnmcmanus2447 5 лет назад +7

      Yes, let's talk shit about our allies, because that's not why people hate us

    • @dipdop9734
      @dipdop9734 5 лет назад +4

      @@johnmcmanus2447 Don't worry. America's allies don't hate you. We just hate about half of you.

    • @johnmcmanus2447
      @johnmcmanus2447 5 лет назад +3

      @@dipdop9734
      Good to know

    • @ChristienahRobertsonTravis
      @ChristienahRobertsonTravis 5 лет назад

      You think they wouldn't plan for that?

  • @dega5600
    @dega5600 7 лет назад +920

    "Trump sweats nervously"

    • @navonmyhand7999
      @navonmyhand7999 7 лет назад +53

      "Trump sweats more nervously."

    • @atticusbulan3508
      @atticusbulan3508 7 лет назад +8

      I don't quite understand that joke

    • @sadickess4108
      @sadickess4108 7 лет назад +3

      atticus bulan Trump isn't very fond over the Russians.

    • @brianl569
      @brianl569 7 лет назад +48

      No, you idiot. It's the idea of an invasion coming from the Southern border. Also it's Hillary who isn't fond of the Russians

    • @iggsta3o5
      @iggsta3o5 7 лет назад +10

      He shouldnt with General Mad Dog Mattis on his side

  • @AnotherMC
    @AnotherMC 2 года назад +2

    Thanks RUclips. Very topical.

  • @thatsenseijosh4035
    @thatsenseijosh4035 3 года назад +5

    4:26 as a person who lives in iowa i can confirm nobody would fight for us

    • @georgesakellaropoulos8162
      @georgesakellaropoulos8162 2 года назад +1

      Me and many thousands of others.

    • @TimCassaday-jb8ul
      @TimCassaday-jb8ul 3 месяца назад

      I live in northeast Missouri those commies scumbags would have to get by us first. No worries man ...

  • @justadude4938
    @justadude4938 8 лет назад +45

    The distance from Alaska to northern US is very large, you can't just sneak past a massive army through Canada without people noticing.

    • @MrNikolaz72
      @MrNikolaz72 8 лет назад +1

      +Jeremy Downey Unless you used vehicles that could traverse in the span of a day and snuk through Canada during a royal marriage.

    • @americaballisforawesomeone1980
      @americaballisforawesomeone1980 8 лет назад

      its like fallout

    • @rednovember2205
      @rednovember2205 8 лет назад +1

      +MrNikolaz72 This comment.

    • @Anthonest1
      @Anthonest1 8 лет назад +1

      +Jeremy Downey "Massive army" lol, Canada would be slaughtered on its own, the only thing that could possibly stop them IN Canada would be U.S support, which would likely not arrive before Canada is completely occupied sense the U.S would not be prepared.

    • @justadude4938
      @justadude4938 8 лет назад +2

      Anthonest1 You misread my comment. It was just stating I think it would be difficult for an enemy to get an army through Canada without being noticed. The distance from the tip of Alaska to the US mainland it quite large, not to mention the terrain isn't great for transporting armies in the millions.

  • @oxiclean8412
    @oxiclean8412 7 лет назад +369

    Canada 🇨🇦 is here boys we'll fight those Russians with their own medicine "tundra"

    • @dreamhackian4864
      @dreamhackian4864 7 лет назад

      Oxi Clean lol yeah

    • @podunkpunk8759
      @podunkpunk8759 7 лет назад +5

      Haha, good one.
      Fucking socialist.

    • @Pac0Master
      @Pac0Master 7 лет назад +28

      Well, the Canadian army sure is a lot "weaker" than the US, but it's still a decent army.
      By that I mean, the soldiers and all are well trained. so they might be fairly efficient in a homeland invasion.

    • @dreamhackian4864
      @dreamhackian4864 7 лет назад +8

      Lol you know the saying "Kill 'em with kindness".

    • @antikerporsche7653
      @antikerporsche7653 7 лет назад +2

      Coley Durham are you fucking stupid? If you're trying to prove something, at least spell correctly you dumb ignorant piece of shit.

  • @sadboi1135
    @sadboi1135 3 года назад +6

    What's funny is that the people who played the Soviets in the original movie were so convincing that people who lived near where the school scene was filmed thought it was real

    • @armynurseboy
      @armynurseboy 7 месяцев назад +1

      I read of an incident during filming of the opening scene where a stuntman dressed as a VDV paratrooper was blown off course and landed in a tree. He had to convince locals he was an actor and not a real VDV paratrooper.

  • @finscreenname
    @finscreenname 7 месяцев назад +1

    Being talked about decades after the movie was released proves it was a great movie.

  • @realCormo
    @realCormo 7 лет назад +615

    Russian leader: everyone! Check all buildings for survivors or other soldiers! Now!
    *checks supermarket* clear!
    *checks office buildings* clear!
    *checks houses* clear!
    *checks McDonalds* HOLY GOD THERE ARE TOO MANY RETREAT RETREAT!!

    • @cowboyscorner1878
      @cowboyscorner1878 7 лет назад +96

      That's like 99% accurate

    • @thenecromorpher
      @thenecromorpher 7 лет назад +36

      One part in the trailers for the strategy game World in Conflict sprang immediately to mind, except it was in reverse and the US forces were having to fight entrenched Soviets taking cover in a Burger King.

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 6 лет назад +20

      Plot twist, there were only 3 Americans in that McDonalds.

    • @PremierCCGuyMMXVI
      @PremierCCGuyMMXVI 6 лет назад +3

      xX ThatGuyBilly Xx LOL

    • @mythic_omen948
      @mythic_omen948 6 лет назад +7

      xX ThatGuyBilly Xx reminds me of burgertown in COD: MW2