Unikely things to hear in hospital | Mock the Week - BBC
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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home Performers suggest things you would be unikely to hear in hospital in the final round 'Scenes We'd Like to See'.
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests Gary Delaney, Ed Gamble, Nish Kumar, Tiff Stevenson and Josh Widdicombe.
Mock the Week | Series 15 Episode 1 | BBC Two
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1:10 That stare was too long for the joke not to be personal.
"Doctor, quick, he's going into shock! All I did was tell him his medical bill!"
"I'm afraid we've lost him. He went looking for a vending machine and he hasn't come back."
All English people can’t relate 😂 (funny joke though 😂👏🏻)
medical bills... lol.... you know there's an American in the chat when...
"thank you for visiting, we hope to see you again soon"
00:59, Ed tells an old Andy joke....funny, standing in that stump position.....
Yes! I knew I heard that joke somewhere before
he did it recently too - like we wouldn't notice
Gets insulted by Josh twice. Still gives the points to the team Josh is on.
Nurse, I said to remove his SPECTACLES!
Absurd and abstract. Cant get enough of it. Crazy. Cheers from Poland. :D
1:00 Ed took that joke from Andy Parsons.
"no mate, jack wilshere isn't in today"
Yakko and Wakko Warner from The Animaniacs: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!
The Jeremy Hunt wing pfffft XD
So used to seeing Andy Parsons on here, it's a bit weird not having him on one of these
In essence, he is still there, because his jokes are still all being read out by Ed Gamble
Haha robbie 😂
But you did hear one of his jokes at 0:58.
The gag at 1:00 has already been done, I believe by Andy Parsons
Correct.
Louis Thomas exactly what I was thinking
Yes, Andy Parsons did that defibrilator joke in series 12 episode 5: ruclips.net/video/PmitM2X4I7c/видео.html
I love when they take the piss out of Dara.
I think he gave the other team points just to spite Josh.
Gary seems to be turning into David Mitchell.
Pull the plug , I'm on 2 points on flappy bird and my phones on 1%
Bring it back.
Fucking brilliant. Not enough of it
'Your labiaplasty went very well, Mrs Jones, and those flowers there are from Mr Smith in the burns unit, to say thank you for his new ears'.
"Welcome to the Jeremy Hunt Wing". How appropriate and topical ...
“The C-Wing for short.”
@@kylestubbs8867 Well if it isn't a Gynaecology ward, it should be ... :D
'' I think its for the best if we switch off the life support machine. Not only will it end his pain and suffering but it will help our electric bill too''
Wouldn't be surprised if a lot of these had been said for real.
According to Reddit, getting a butt plug way up there has happened to several embarrassed patients over the years.
Where has this been all my life?
BBC Two, assuming you're fifteen or younger.
Nish Kumar was so happy about his first joke.
Definitely not about his second one though - that look at 1:11... You could tell that was personal 😐
Leave poor Dara alone.
Doctor telling A&E ward who is the next patient. ‘ Tom Cruise has Broken his ankle on his new film. That’s right. It’s Mission InHospital’
''Enjoy your stay with us''
dara is coming to Belgium?
We won’t be charging you for this.
That would be in an American hospital. If I'm not mistaken, people in the UK don't get bills for NHS hospital stays.
The case is hopeless nurse, we may as well switch off the life support machine. Tell the night staff to do it just after midnight so we can charge him for another day.
"I realize you may have been embarrassed by the stool samples you've provided, but imagine how I feel going to Ikea for furniture."
Any context on the Noel Edmonds one?
Amongst some other idiotic comments, Edmonds said a man's cancer had been caused by his negative attitudes.
Blimey that was quick
...... THE hospital.... ahem sorry, I had to get that off my chest, its bigger than me :)
lol
I've got patient claiming that he's gay after having a stroke''
Fucking Epic😂😂😂 So Harilious watched it😁😁
''So when i will catch MRSA?''
Your daughter doesn't have jaundice she's just over done the fake tan again''
Pretty sure Andy Parsons made that joke at 1:00 before.
My contribution: and true story from me:
“Well. We don’t know what’s wrong with you but let’s do all these crazy tests and see what happens”
My one
Welcome to the Jeremy Hunt gynecology ward
I don't get the theater joke.
Who's the woman??
Tiff Stevenson
I like Susan Boyle she a good singer and got her CD I love it
😂love Wendy
Erm... OK? Nobody brought up Susan Boyle but whatever...
what is that and why does it look like a cheap version of "whose line it is it anyway"?
The good news is we can take you into theatre, the bad news is the seats have a restricted view :/
Why don't they just take it in turns?
its improv.. they go as soon as they think of one
It's not improv, they get told what the questions will be before the show.
Bring back Frankie Boyleeeee
Majority of Ed Gambles content is stolen.
1:49 what is up with his arms? is he wearing skin colored long sleeves? there are weird wrinkles in elbows that look more like fabric than skin......
I ve noticed as well that s weird...
He has some health issues, diabetes I think it was. That may be causing it.
@@Rivvil diabetes is related to blood sugar levels, not weird wrinkly skin that looks like fabric
@@borednow diabetes has all sorts of different symptoms that may reflect on the skin as well.