I Evolved A Ridiculously Big Fish That Destroys Everything Instantly

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  • Опубликовано: 19 июл 2021
  • I Evolved A Shark 10000x Bigger
    Hours and hours spent evolving the biggest shark in the ocean. It's pretty fun eating everything in sight, especially getting tons of experience for it so I can level up even more. Is an Orca considered a shark? Let's pretend the answer to that question is a yes.
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Комментарии • 798

  • @danielbickford3458
    @danielbickford3458 2 года назад +1604

    Fun fact about orcas, they're the cats of the Seas. They will hunt things when they're bored even if they're full. They are also very good mothers. Downside, a mom orca has been known to hunt down another orcas calf, kill the calf and then more or less introduce her son to the now X new mom. I'm not sure if this is either the best wingman or the worst wingman

    • @TimedCours3
      @TimedCours3 2 года назад +59

      How... fun

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 2 года назад +166

      Dolphins in general are like firmly in negative Karma at all times... Meanwhile Sharks (aside from the Free-for-All some have inside their mothers) are some of the Purest creatures in the sea.

    • @danielbickford3458
      @danielbickford3458 2 года назад +50

      @@kabob0077 sounds about right. I think almost all aquatic carnivorous mammals have this issue.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 2 года назад +86

      @@kabob0077 if it turned out that dolphins commit war crimes or smthn I wouldn’t be surprised tbh

    • @eel7818
      @eel7818 2 года назад +90

      @@teathesilkwing7616 To be fair dolphins are used in military, so chances are there's a dolphin out there committing war crimes.

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 2 года назад +464

    "If I make him so big he always sticks out of the water, he can always breathe."
    Unironically a pretty good plan.

    • @JonathanB139
      @JonathanB139 2 года назад +5

      @Tree-Man? His stupidity is so big that even gods feel bad and make it work. Little so they know DF and his secret 200 IQ planned that so anything he does always works out :)

    • @JonathanB139
      @JonathanB139 2 года назад +1

      @Tree-Man? Huh? I’m domb so I don’t get that :(

    • @rainbow_angel8225
      @rainbow_angel8225 2 года назад +3

      He is the ocean at that point

    • @femboyeggy8947
      @femboyeggy8947 2 года назад +1

      @@rainbow_angel8225 I just said that out loud

    • @kamidesuka
      @kamidesuka 2 года назад +1

      it sacrifices movement tho

  • @jackinthebox8177
    @jackinthebox8177 2 года назад +249

    "I'm not gonna lie, I just got scared of my own shadow"
    Never change DF

  • @logansymmes2193
    @logansymmes2193 2 года назад +139

    “A Penguin, that’s awesome” *Proceeds to kill Penguin*

    • @ghaniKSW2
      @ghaniKSW2 2 года назад +4

      trust me Df spared that penguin compared to what real orcas do

  • @AmaryllisRomanova
    @AmaryllisRomanova 2 года назад +299

    My addiction to DF, is like DF's addiction to coffee. It's insatiable.

  • @casualwoomy
    @casualwoomy 2 года назад +481

    This is exclusive behind the scenes to that megalodon movie they made

    • @K94333
      @K94333 2 года назад

      Jaws?

    • @zac8471
      @zac8471 2 года назад

      @@K94333 I think

    • @sunbeames1847
      @sunbeames1847 2 года назад +3

      Meg?

    • @zzyxx2112
      @zzyxx2112 2 года назад

      @@K94333 it’s called the Meg, I believe.

    • @lrdpacific3328
      @lrdpacific3328 2 года назад +3

      @@K94333 jaws is just a great white

  • @artchic528
    @artchic528 2 года назад +162

    DF: *proceeds to grow a cuttlefish to an ungodly size*
    Also DF: That looks perfectly normal.

  • @razorbitor
    @razorbitor 2 года назад +679

    Ah yes, “offline grinding”. I’m quite familiar.

    • @samiyoussef5440
      @samiyoussef5440 2 года назад +28

      Lol ignore the cheat mod in the top rught

    • @ricegorm
      @ricegorm 2 года назад +13

      @@samiyoussef5440 ah yes, you've have so clearly pointed out the joke

    • @bry756
      @bry756 2 года назад +4

      Ah yes, "Reapers". We have dismissed that claim.

    • @Shiycho
      @Shiycho 2 года назад +8

      @@samiyoussef5440 ignore the existence of anyone mentioning the thing in the upper right corner

    • @camcuislands2192
      @camcuislands2192 2 года назад

      Yep I saw it

  • @noods6116
    @noods6116 2 года назад +330

    I just read cheatmod in the corner and expect wonderful things

  • @chancebodine7776
    @chancebodine7776 2 года назад +137

    He always makes good content and doesn’t yell he is always calm

    • @carmens356
      @carmens356 2 года назад +8

      i enjoy more chaos and loud youtubers but dfs calmness is so nice at the end of the day. even tho his videos are still pure chaos i can watch it like a bob ross video. its just nice

    • @CogDeGreat
      @CogDeGreat 2 года назад

      I ruined 69 likes

    • @Taliofgaming69
      @Taliofgaming69 Год назад

      Just the content I like :>

    • @Taliofgaming69
      @Taliofgaming69 Год назад +2

      @@CogDeGreat You... MONSTER...

  • @Bean-oy9fs
    @Bean-oy9fs 2 года назад +325

    Df: this was a bad idea
    Me: is this new. I thought we weren’t here for intelligence

  • @thomaspcs
    @thomaspcs 2 года назад +100

    I love how he is posting this game more often

  • @Astaroth73
    @Astaroth73 2 года назад +88

    DF: "i evolved shark"
    Also DF: showing us an orca
    Me: "wait, wtf, orcas aren't sharks, they're huge dolphins"

  • @miel940
    @miel940 2 года назад +101

    Fun fact: orcas are not whales, they are dolphins. The name "killer whale" comes from "killer of whales"

    • @kishanamazaki3800
      @kishanamazaki3800 2 года назад +7

      shhhhhhhh just pretend they're whales, no one needs to know, right?

    • @shrekky-sama9761
      @shrekky-sama9761 2 года назад +12

      @@kishanamazaki3800 fun fact, dolphins thoroughly enjoy murder

    • @sylvia7961
      @sylvia7961 2 года назад +10

      @@shrekky-sama9761 me too

    • @shrekky-sama9761
      @shrekky-sama9761 2 года назад +10

      @@sylvia7961 _this fact is not so fun_

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 2 года назад +7

      Dolphins are whales though. They’re both cetaceans a grouping who’s name literally means whale in Greek.

  • @angrycrusader1147
    @angrycrusader1147 2 года назад +105

    I just got to the part where he calls the mosasaurus a “prehistoric alligator fish”

    • @samlarson9120
      @samlarson9120 2 года назад +8

      The placoderm is no tadpole, either.

    • @angrycrusader1147
      @angrycrusader1147 2 года назад +4

      @@samlarson9120 placoderm?

    • @neville6696
      @neville6696 2 года назад +3

      I'm pretty sure the creature name is Prognathodon

    • @laelaps5246
      @laelaps5246 2 года назад +2

      @@angrycrusader1147 the fish with the bone head

    • @ghaniKSW2
      @ghaniKSW2 2 года назад +5

      @@angrycrusader1147 it's a group of fish that includes fish such as dunkleosteus

  • @fireyfox5390
    @fireyfox5390 2 года назад +8

    There isn't a DF video i haven't almost or did fall asleep to
    Because his voice is so calm and soft its relaxing. im not the only one who thinks that right?

    • @whee38
      @whee38 2 года назад +1

      Absolutely. DF is just so calm. It's a fight to stay awake

  • @rafaelsabioni8304
    @rafaelsabioni8304 2 года назад +34

    Fun fact: orca and sperm whale are the most dangerous predador in the ocean, but they are very cute and intelligent.

    • @mikaroni_and_cheez
      @mikaroni_and_cheez 2 года назад +5

      Kinda like us on land, huh?

    • @mari-with-a-gun
      @mari-with-a-gun 2 года назад +8

      @@mikaroni_and_cheez minus the cute part. Humans aren’t generally cute

    • @user-ll4zh5dh7l
      @user-ll4zh5dh7l 2 года назад +5

      Orcas are nowhere near cute they are murderous psychopaths

    • @guchaee3355
      @guchaee3355 2 года назад +11

      @@user-ll4zh5dh7l could say the same to humans 💀

    • @rafaelsabioni8304
      @rafaelsabioni8304 2 года назад +1

      @@user-ll4zh5dh7l Well I think that they are cute kkkkk, like orcas don't usually harm people

  • @haz_7055
    @haz_7055 2 года назад +13

    “You can’t eat that you’ll be a cannibal!”
    Well it seems professionals do have standards after all. I give you my respects.

  • @frostfire827
    @frostfire827 2 года назад +5

    5:27 I believe those are sailfish, not marlin. Sailfish has a full dorsal 'sail' vs a marlin which disappears rather quickly. Love your commentaries btw!

  • @mewtwo5889
    @mewtwo5889 2 года назад +42

    *DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.

  • @notstask
    @notstask 2 года назад +7

    It’s always just fun watching DF eat all the animals in the ocean

  • @kristakohlhoff2670
    @kristakohlhoff2670 2 года назад +6

    DF is my coffee. I only play nice after that first cup❤️

  • @ghost_ramen3868
    @ghost_ramen3868 2 года назад +52

    Before: That a big fish
    Now: THAT IS A BIG BOI FISH

    • @epiksauce7558
      @epiksauce7558 2 года назад

      You can see cheatmod at the top right

    • @sunbeames1847
      @sunbeames1847 2 года назад

      Nower: THAT FISH BOI BE BIGGERING!!!

    • @Ben-vu6su
      @Ben-vu6su 2 года назад +1

      @@epiksauce7558 i mean, did u think it was legit when he was hotkey leveling himself up? lol?

    • @femboyeggy8947
      @femboyeggy8947 2 года назад

      @@epiksauce7558 it’s so he could buy the fucking orca

  • @leemon5085
    @leemon5085 Год назад +4

    I love how he can bully big fish but he ran away from a small angry fish.

  • @one_edgy_son_of_a_bi-
    @one_edgy_son_of_a_bi- 2 года назад +20

    2:40 that music will forever be stressful to me, I beat nkg in steel soul mode with *one* mask remaining and with that being my 112% save I would have cried.

    • @colonalcabbage8254
      @colonalcabbage8254 2 года назад +2

      I was looking to see when someone would mention nightmare king grimms theme

    • @hellrider3864
      @hellrider3864 2 года назад

      Wow i haven't even started steel soul mode

    • @nikokuma1087
      @nikokuma1087 2 года назад +1

      aren't steel soul game supposed to not end if you die in a dream battle ?

    • @one_edgy_son_of_a_bi-
      @one_edgy_son_of_a_bi- 2 года назад

      @@nikokuma1087 Wait really? i didn't know that, I never risked it.

    • @hellrider3864
      @hellrider3864 2 года назад +1

      @@one_edgy_son_of_a_bi- I guess it's because technically you don't die in dream battles, since shade doesn't appear and fragile charms don't break

  • @Dasexiboi
    @Dasexiboi 2 года назад +16

    They need a remove fog mod. That would probably help with being able to see when big.

  • @rain6
    @rain6 2 года назад +6

    I found this man a while ago because of legends of idleon and now I'm obsessed, his videos are pure gold

    • @okuzawa
      @okuzawa 2 года назад

      welcome to the club

  • @GoFunYerSelf
    @GoFunYerSelf 2 года назад +6

    In the game files you should remove the fog for when youre huge!

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 2 года назад +4

    Someone needs to get him to play Katamari Damacy

  • @Bean-oy9fs
    @Bean-oy9fs 2 года назад +9

    I have to wake up really really early tomorrow but this noted me and I had to watch it XD

  • @ryanwakebradtelle8682
    @ryanwakebradtelle8682 2 года назад +3

    When you ask that fish to identify itself that took two bites at 1,000 damage, it was an early super predator. It used modified armor plates as teeth and strong Jaws to dominate the early oceans.

  • @ANuggie
    @ANuggie 2 года назад +4

    Ah yes DF to end the night:)

    • @qw8u
      @qw8u 2 года назад

      😎

    • @xXCajunMeatballXx
      @xXCajunMeatballXx 2 года назад

      Swear. I always put it on while I floss and brush

  • @millie7928
    @millie7928 2 года назад +4

    "if it exists it needs to go in my mouth, I don't make these rules" this whole vid had me rolling haha

  • @gerythionargarys7848
    @gerythionargarys7848 2 года назад +8

    They really should make the game zoom out with your size.

  • @katiekotek744
    @katiekotek744 2 года назад +2

    you know its a good day when df uploads

  • @Snai1poster
    @Snai1poster 2 года назад +2

    When DF uploads but you're wifi won't work so you can't watch the vid early

  • @owenkobus596
    @owenkobus596 2 года назад +10

    he's so calm while destroying the ocean

  • @patricklee5239
    @patricklee5239 2 года назад +1

    8:52 DF: "This is some kind of prehistoric alligator fish"
    Mosasaurus, a reptile: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @beaniiman
    @beaniiman 2 года назад +1

    This has some of the the most hilarious of statements to use out of context yet. I am using.

  • @graceholbert2126
    @graceholbert2126 Год назад

    "You can't eat that you'll be a cannibal" has the same energy as "Ron you're walking in hot lava!"

  • @Jotap_fotografias
    @Jotap_fotografias 2 года назад +3

    Breaking bad reference.
    The best series ever. Thanks!

  • @killiker_1346
    @killiker_1346 2 года назад +1

    Life is good when this is in your recommended with in 6 min of post

  • @destroyerofgalaxys
    @destroyerofgalaxys 2 года назад +2

    Fun fact: Orcas are not classified as a whale, they're classified as a dolphin. Also bananas are berries. { °¤° | ¬ | °¤° }

  • @threeeyedgoldpatrick
    @threeeyedgoldpatrick 2 года назад +3

    Playing Ichigos theme over Goku screaming? It surprisingly works

  • @XxmonstroniexX
    @XxmonstroniexX 2 года назад +1

    These vids are great, pls keep on playing these

  • @pinkpugginz
    @pinkpugginz 2 года назад +2

    I'm in love with DF

  • @joshuatilley13
    @joshuatilley13 2 года назад +6

    "I'm going to make the biggest cuddle fish you've ever scene" do you want reapers? Because thats how you get reapers.

    • @elleyshark6180
      @elleyshark6180 2 года назад +1

      Would love to see him play subnautica, he'd probably build an empire on the broken bones of Reapers and Sea Dragons.

    • @lichklng96
      @lichklng96 2 года назад +1

      *readies M7 Avenger*

    • @joshuatilley13
      @joshuatilley13 2 года назад +1

      @@lichklng96 cleans carnifex with malicious intent.

    • @lichklng96
      @lichklng96 2 года назад

      @@joshuatilley13 nods with approval
      "Good choice"

  • @SamuelSumantri
    @SamuelSumantri 2 года назад +17

    I think he accidentally increased his attack power in the Cheatmod from the get-go.

  • @mincraftfan1
    @mincraftfan1 2 года назад +3

    "Happy, adorable, and full of nutrients" sounds like both a terrible and amazing description for someones dating profile.

  • @logansymmes2193
    @logansymmes2193 2 года назад +1

    2:44 *Troupe Master Grimm Intensifies*

  • @SquirrellyJr
    @SquirrellyJr 2 года назад +2

    Absolutely love ur vids, keep up the good work

  • @idioart1366
    @idioart1366 2 года назад +7

    "there's always a bigger fish"
    Not when DF's playing

  • @harciogexotic
    @harciogexotic 2 года назад +1

    I like the fact that df makes videos that ridiculous that all the titles and thumbnails look like clickbait when in reality its a accurate representation of what actually happenes in the video :)

    • @LadyMekona
      @LadyMekona 2 года назад +1

      Except Orcas aren't sharks and he didn't evolve any shark in this video. Sooo in this case the the title wasn't "a accurate representation of what actually happenes". The thumbnail is correct tho and pretty cool.
      Although I agree with you because generally DF makes good clickkbaits and he never dissapoints in the content. I always get madness and fun in a video so I'm not complaining.

    • @harciogexotic
      @harciogexotic 2 года назад +1

      @@LadyMekona i don't think he knows Orcas aren't sharks :))

    • @harciogexotic
      @harciogexotic 2 года назад +1

      @@LadyMekona and maybe with evolution he says he has a better thing than the last time

  • @astre1515
    @astre1515 2 года назад +1

    Df's voice fits the orca

  • @jayice7412
    @jayice7412 2 года назад +2

    Bro I can’t stop watching his videos

  • @KowboiStreams
    @KowboiStreams 2 года назад

    I feel that max level cuddle fish is gonna need Commander Sheppard to take it out across 3 games lol

  • @KyleSage35
    @KyleSage35 2 года назад +2

    Cutlefish multiplied by eldritch horror

  • @chelseatillidie3450
    @chelseatillidie3450 Год назад

    Fun fact: upon the scent of a pod of orca nearly all the great white sharks off the coast of South Africa disappeared until the orcas had left. This happened fairly recently

  • @jeffreygray7024
    @jeffreygray7024 2 года назад +1

    DF, those tadpole things are an extinct genus of armored fish called Dunkleosteus

  • @LucasScottMusic
    @LucasScottMusic 2 года назад +2

    Fun fact about Orcas… It’s number 3 on top 5 predators of the moose😂

  • @lol-il4kb
    @lol-il4kb 2 года назад

    Gang orca been real quiet since this dropped 🥶🥶🥵🥵

  • @pownageman1ac739
    @pownageman1ac739 2 года назад +1

    Always good to see a new video from one of my favorite youtubers

  • @beans4825
    @beans4825 2 года назад

    “I think I remember you from the land before time.”
    Best quote in the whole video-

  • @blansks.4719
    @blansks.4719 2 года назад

    It’s 02:30, about to go to bed, work in the morning. I look at my phone and see DF posted something, guess I’m going to bed later.

  • @meaganabney1698
    @meaganabney1698 2 года назад +1

    This is the only channel I pay attention to when they upload

  • @sampjs
    @sampjs 2 года назад +1

    Everything is ok as long as I don't have to listen to the squealers
    -DF 2021

  • @gazer3713
    @gazer3713 2 года назад

    DF speedrunning those grind

  • @Lyrakrosis
    @Lyrakrosis 2 года назад +4

    Hearing the Bleach music made my day.

    • @aaronhall7722
      @aaronhall7722 2 года назад +1

      Okay I know the anime bleach but I just thought it would be funny if the brand bleach had a song that could make your day

  • @marcusnguyen7037
    @marcusnguyen7037 2 года назад +1

    If only we were immortal kid DF

  • @furguspope
    @furguspope 2 года назад +5

    FIRST LIKED

    • @xvienti
      @xvienti 2 года назад +1

      Nice bro

    • @furguspope
      @furguspope 2 года назад

      @MR Cupturtles I know ...

  • @icyinit7086
    @icyinit7086 2 года назад

    Df is like 1 vid every day and he be like that should keep you good for ever

  • @dinoccurry
    @dinoccurry 2 года назад +3

    DF I dare you to raise 100 baby fish at 1 time

  • @jaredburk483
    @jaredburk483 2 года назад

    Right here is where all of the ocean myths came to be, like the Kraken and Loch Ness Sea Monster.

  • @comment_taken7956
    @comment_taken7956 2 года назад

    That cuddlefish is where the legends for either cthulu or the kraken came from

  • @wahomadjilon5045
    @wahomadjilon5045 2 года назад

    The cuttlefish going super saiyan in front of the whale got me laughing so hard hahaha
    DF cuttlefish to Chuthulu in a matter of minutes. Kudos to the editor!

  • @SlimyGreenSlime
    @SlimyGreenSlime 2 года назад

    A giant cuttlefish.
    And that's how Mass Effect Reapers are born.

  • @lordgenerias
    @lordgenerias Месяц назад

    Alternate title: Turning A Cuttlefish Into A Reaper

  • @dimisbam7725
    @dimisbam7725 Год назад

    Why am I obsessed with these videos?

  • @Mars-ns1iu
    @Mars-ns1iu 2 года назад

    This mans videos never bore me

  • @JK_5076
    @JK_5076 2 года назад +2

    5:58, that Doom music dough

  • @Arata2922
    @Arata2922 2 года назад +1

    17:01 "there's no rule where we're going"

  • @Palitato
    @Palitato 2 года назад

    You should ask TheGamingBeaver about the size limit thing. I think he's done some videos where he got so big he didn't fit in the map anymore.
    The size limit might be an update though, solely due to his shenanigans.

  • @blameitondanny
    @blameitondanny 2 года назад

    Only DF would call Dunkleosteus giant tadpole 😅

  • @duncanbrock7303
    @duncanbrock7303 2 года назад

    You should play Pest control. It would be amusing to watch you kill the bugs.

  • @ChimiMyChanga73
    @ChimiMyChanga73 2 года назад +2

    There are mods to remove the fog, for when you are hi-level.

  • @zombiesithblade1579
    @zombiesithblade1579 2 года назад +2

    Df has become a fish to go fishing again. Gg.

  • @naveenkulkarni9460
    @naveenkulkarni9460 2 года назад +1

    Is it just me or is every recent video been about fish, this channel is turning into a fish channel lol (not a bad thing)

  • @antininospius
    @antininospius 2 года назад

    The cutest animals are always the tastiest .

  • @dantheman7200
    @dantheman7200 2 года назад +1

    FINALLY I'm not 1hour late

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 2 года назад +2

    Game: How big do you want to be?
    DF: Yes.

  • @MissHellhound
    @MissHellhound 2 года назад

    I'm positive Lixian edits DF's video's

  • @Bekfusten18294
    @Bekfusten18294 2 года назад +1

    Become a king crab because you can create an egg for 20xp and they basically become your slave

  • @Guitarsey
    @Guitarsey 2 года назад +1

    He right after DF changed the video thumbnail squad xD

  • @PartytimeYOLO
    @PartytimeYOLO 2 года назад

    18:48 all hail Cathulu

  • @whoknowsstudios9266
    @whoknowsstudios9266 2 года назад

    DF became a pretty big dolphin

  • @Iionios
    @Iionios 2 года назад

    End title should have been, "DangerouslyFunny learns what it's like to be Cthulhu".

  • @honeycomb7332
    @honeycomb7332 2 года назад +2

    Glad to see that the thumbnails on these still look like mobile game ads lol

  • @onyxdragons1341
    @onyxdragons1341 2 года назад +1

    Fun fact: orcas have there own languages, orcas from one group on one side of the world speak differently and cannot communicate with an orca from a different group on a different side of the world

  • @dey316yt2
    @dey316yt2 2 года назад +6

    Most babys "can I eat that" DF "GET IN MY MOUTH "

  • @liamroberts422
    @liamroberts422 2 года назад +1

    "Look at the size of it, whatever shall I do"