[YTP] Riku Tazumi Discusses his Performance Issues

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  • Опубликовано: 12 фев 2024
  • Who gave bro his yacht license

Комментарии • 297

  • @vegetach
    @vegetach  4 месяца назад +108

    ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND VIEWS?????????????????????????
    Thank you Riku Tazumi you’ve officially done more for me than you have for your talents 😌🙏

  • @Neko_Rin
    @Neko_Rin 5 месяцев назад +3036

    “My yacht is fucking sinking” absolutely killed me 😂

    • @syadammaulana8571
      @syadammaulana8571 5 месяцев назад +19

      Facts that tickle your Tummy 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MICHAELTUMANGDAY
      @MICHAELTUMANGDAY 5 месяцев назад +7

      Actually in the Original it's "Thinking"
      But since the Japanese pronounce Th similar to S it'll sound like that.
      Tazumi just hinted us the Yacht Status.

    • @jchristiangarcia5946
      @jchristiangarcia5946 5 месяцев назад +7

      That quote reminds me of "My dog was stung by a bee"

  • @sganicocchi5337
    @sganicocchi5337 5 месяцев назад +2325

    Vegeta with the top shelf investigative jounalism lmfao

    • @lewdendorff4120
      @lewdendorff4120 5 месяцев назад +36

      Nice pfp dude

    • @Malfin_L
      @Malfin_L 5 месяцев назад +21

      based Nico pfp
      two of you

    • @Warrior10001
      @Warrior10001 5 месяцев назад +1

      Aw, cute pfp 🥰

  • @Anti3D-0
    @Anti3D-0 5 месяцев назад +2444

    deepfake was invented in 2017
    people in 2016:

    • @neiljborja
      @neiljborja 5 месяцев назад +417

      Honestly, I'm afraid that AI will kill the art and craft of YTPs and sentence mixing

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 5 месяцев назад +438

      ​@@neiljborjait wont, the jankyness is half the fun of it

    • @assaulthetz
      @assaulthetz 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@neiljborja With the recent 'Sora' thing, people immediately made 'animals' and call them 'protect the nature'.
      Having no F'ing Idea that these things they made are artificial digital images and if they want to support real animals, why not spend a time and study them then find a solution and stop any illegal poaching instead?

    • @KABLAMMATS
      @KABLAMMATS 5 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@neiljborja bro AI is art, you either adapt, or drown

    • @s88w88per
      @s88w88per 5 месяцев назад +269

      @@KABLAMMATS what are you smoking, you good?

  • @c4_kadalmen
    @c4_kadalmen 5 месяцев назад +2205

    the blunder was so severe that it even revived YTP vids in the middle of AI era

    • @wuetendeerdnuss676
      @wuetendeerdnuss676 5 месяцев назад +318

      It's very strange how every time there is a ytp that appeals to an audience that doesn't normally watch ytps they react as if youtube poops stopped existing and it's not just that they stopped watching them
      sorry, this isn't an attack on you, I've just been seeing this for years and I thought it was interesting

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 5 месяцев назад +218

      ​@@wuetendeerdnuss676that + the fact that ai memes and ytp are the two sides of a coin that can never truly replace each other. Half the fun of ytps is that it's always janky and unnatural. Meanwhile ai memes are great for having unexpected characters recite copypastas and making it sound believable. Count dooku appealing to the senate of the republic for getting a ban on discord vs a japanese man bowing being looped to represent him giving us the nijisloppy™️ and jank-ily telling us about his performance issues. Same as above, no hate to the op, ytp has definetly seen a resurgeance in popularity.

    • @d9zirable
      @d9zirable 5 месяцев назад +41

      cs188 has never gone dormant

    • @sirizalot
      @sirizalot 5 месяцев назад +58

      YTPs never went away, my dude. You just gotta know where to look.

    • @vegetach
      @vegetach  5 месяцев назад +70

      You should watch DATHINGS they make WONDERFUL content! 👍👍👍

  • @SomeoneSayOri
    @SomeoneSayOri 5 месяцев назад +550

    AI could never replicate this genius

    • @ultrite2696
      @ultrite2696 5 месяцев назад +7

      Ori

    • @kanan3741
      @kanan3741 5 месяцев назад +12

      If you mean this video, yeah. If you mean Riku, AI would be more competent than him.
      Also Ori

  • @KyoArchive2_
    @KyoArchive2_ 5 месяцев назад +925

    "I deeply apologize for not being able to get it up" Rudeus ahh CEO

    • @vegetach
      @vegetach  5 месяцев назад +106

      LMAO

    • @beburs
      @beburs 5 месяцев назад +67

      Nah why bro roasting my boy 💀

    • @Ayush-kc2vx
      @Ayush-kc2vx 5 месяцев назад +51

      Hey don't you dare disrespect my boy rudeus like that.

    • @reynaldykwok6954
      @reynaldykwok6954 5 месяцев назад +17

      Bro did Rudeus dirty💀

    • @TheModdedwarfare3
      @TheModdedwarfare3 5 месяцев назад +30

      He just has to find a super cute boy, question some things, and then find out it was a manic pixie waifu the whole time.

  • @premytz
    @premytz 5 месяцев назад +561

    Never in my life i thought there would be a YTP of this

    • @NoSkill.x
      @NoSkill.x 5 месяцев назад +27

      And it's so good too

  • @hoppy8008
    @hoppy8008 5 месяцев назад +647

    To think Nijisanji RUclips Poop even exists much less being quite hilarious.
    What a time to be alive.

  • @PhillyCh3zSt3ak
    @PhillyCh3zSt3ak 5 месяцев назад +271

    And JP bros thought that someone Photoshopping his face to look goofy was bad. Welcome to RUclips Poops!

  • @zhinjikun4510
    @zhinjikun4510 5 месяцев назад +243

    the strong saiyan warrior Vegeta will help us sink Riku's Yacht

  • @Suiseggs69420
    @Suiseggs69420 5 месяцев назад +167

    Finally, Riku Tazumi video that is not edited whatsoever! The ACTUAL confession!
    Hate it when they released a doctored version of the original video. Thank you for giving us the original!

  • @sganicocchi5337
    @sganicocchi5337 5 месяцев назад +124

    CEO, another YTP has hit the algorithm.

  • @MICHAELTUMANGDAY
    @MICHAELTUMANGDAY 5 месяцев назад +187

    If Tazumi takes this down it means it's true that he can't get it up to Doki R34.

    • @GodsMercenary631
      @GodsMercenary631 5 месяцев назад +7

      Hol up. There's Doki R34?? Where? Just give me a website that's all I ask.

    • @HiddenViolets
      @HiddenViolets 5 месяцев назад +32

      My brother in Christ it is rule 34

    • @GodsMercenary631
      @GodsMercenary631 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@HiddenViolets Nevermind I found it lol.

  • @s.i9050
    @s.i9050 5 месяцев назад +26

    0:01 NIJIUSSY 😋😋😋

  • @asscheeks3212
    @asscheeks3212 5 месяцев назад +207

    Ironically, despite the invention of deepfake and AI, YTP is still the most safest and time saving way do this without the chances of getting striked or sued. The jankiness adds to the clearness its parody.

  • @jfys2130
    @jfys2130 5 месяцев назад +36

    the Rikussy Tazussy slurp killed me in the first bit

    • @SunDry_Marchy
      @SunDry_Marchy 5 месяцев назад +18

      Who told you to phrase it this way
      Who told you to phrase it this absolutely hilarious way

  • @alifpras
    @alifpras 5 месяцев назад +82

    my yacht is f--ing sinking lmaooo

  • @thisisaname2837
    @thisisaname2837 5 месяцев назад +69

    wow! i cant believe im finally seeing the original version, thanks man!

  • @darukaru
    @darukaru 5 месяцев назад +90

    thank you vegeta

    • @vegetach
      @vegetach  5 месяцев назад +21

      no PROBLEM dragoon 👍

  • @Sanelyneyhaver-zx6nr
    @Sanelyneyhaver-zx6nr 5 месяцев назад +100

    IM SHITTING MYSELF THE BREATHING NOISES AND THE END LMAOO 🔥😭

  • @Jogyot3260
    @Jogyot3260 5 месяцев назад +33

    0:34 had me explode

  • @acer8123
    @acer8123 5 месяцев назад +21

    Riku Tazumi giving the most nefarious sloppy toppy to his investors

  • @SgtRamen69
    @SgtRamen69 5 месяцев назад +30

    I'm glad YTPs didn't die yet, this is perfect

  • @leaklajnsek1881
    @leaklajnsek1881 5 месяцев назад +34

    I'M CRYING THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO SO FAR

  • @THE_BEE_KEEPER
    @THE_BEE_KEEPER 4 месяца назад +8

    This channel is one of the best things I've experienced in a long time.

    • @vegetach
      @vegetach  3 месяца назад

      THANK YOU please tell this to my EX WIFE so she thinks im FUNNY again

  • @crazyfutureradio
    @crazyfutureradio 5 месяцев назад +40

    dam what dat mouf do tho

    • @mrsamuel5572
      @mrsamuel5572 5 месяцев назад +27

      Succing the Investors

    • @JackdotC
      @JackdotC 5 месяцев назад +13

      Lie

    • @Aedlmonrl
      @Aedlmonrl 5 месяцев назад +6

      Nijisloppy

  • @dendiangunawan
    @dendiangunawan 5 месяцев назад +36

    Nahh..... that sloppy tazuppy at first caught me off guard LOL 💀

  • @itzgachalight8377
    @itzgachalight8377 5 месяцев назад +31

    At this point, the community is the real CEO of Anycolor Inc. lmaoo

  • @Ulubai
    @Ulubai 5 месяцев назад +15

    YTP>ai deepfakes

  • @matheuscoelho
    @matheuscoelho 5 месяцев назад +15

    this is canon now

  • @seekersearcher9519
    @seekersearcher9519 5 месяцев назад +43

    Pls make an infinity loop of Him going down on us 😂

  • @TheFadzreeq
    @TheFadzreeq 5 месяцев назад +20

    FINALLY, A YTP!! IN THIS ERA!! Sheesh, Nijisanji f**ked so hard it awakes the YTP from the grave lol

  • @Pepega_Ch
    @Pepega_Ch 5 месяцев назад +24

    this is a real footage and not edited at all

  • @nittayoshifumi8252
    @nittayoshifumi8252 5 месяцев назад +12

    mans giving the investors the gluck gluck 3000!

  • @Monte_Carlo451
    @Monte_Carlo451 5 месяцев назад +24

    This....this is as beautiful as a burning and sinking yacht
    I love how we put the entire circus for the clown he is

  • @EclipseC4S4
    @EclipseC4S4 5 месяцев назад +7

    0:37 im getting cancelled for laughing at this

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi 5 месяцев назад +10

    this is art

  • @Fender178
    @Fender178 3 месяца назад +5

    The YTP concept will NEVER get old because this video is a prime example of a good YTP and it is fucking hilarious. And I lost it when Riku was talking about his cock because it was very unexpected.

  • @janchristianursuaaguilar7434
    @janchristianursuaaguilar7434 4 месяца назад +8

    It looks like Riku Tazumi of Anycolor needs foundation repair stat

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 5 месяцев назад +11

    His yacht is sinking? What is he sinking about?
    Imagine screwing up so hard that it brings YTP back again in 2024 xD

  • @annabobs6541
    @annabobs6541 5 месяцев назад +7

    0:42 yacht replay

  • @Chill_Phil_
    @Chill_Phil_ 5 месяцев назад +8

    Seeing a ytp pop up in my recommended in 2024 is crazy and the fact that it’s Niji is even crazier but I’m not complaining I miss the 2000s ytp era

  • @klesta
    @klesta 5 месяцев назад +10

    now put yagoo "hello everyone" wholesome moment beside this 😂

  • @G-Cole-01
    @G-Cole-01 5 месяцев назад +9

    he could have chosen any color to have as his background, and he chose the one that added 30 metric tons of irony

  • @rosebuds339
    @rosebuds339 5 месяцев назад +44

    Hahahahaha this is fcking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Marleigh_san
    @Marleigh_san 5 месяцев назад +11

    Wtf it got so huge,
    Even a YTP version was made,
    Lol

  • @PaladinfffLeeroy
    @PaladinfffLeeroy 5 месяцев назад +6

    Amazing, I love it!
    The investors will be impressed by his Grapefruit Technique

  • @skinnyflea2628
    @skinnyflea2628 5 месяцев назад +8

    Im glad he can fix his performance issues

  • @luiswazhere
    @luiswazhere 4 месяца назад +6

    0:46 *very sheriously*

  • @MoolsDogTwoOfficial
    @MoolsDogTwoOfficial 5 месяцев назад +4

    It’s amazing YTPs still exist after 15+ years.

  • @toastarkat
    @toastarkat 5 месяцев назад +15

    LMFAO I knew this would be good YTP material, I need more

  • @Mightguy_8g
    @Mightguy_8g 5 месяцев назад +5

    Not even 2 seconds in i didn't expect that lol 😂

  • @garfieldandfriends1
    @garfieldandfriends1 5 месяцев назад +27

    Is it okay if I post this to 'Vtuber: Rabbit Hole Posting' and 'VTuber Simposting' group on Facebook?
    Credit will be given

    • @vegetach
      @vegetach  5 месяцев назад +8

      GO for it 👍

    • @garfieldandfriends1
      @garfieldandfriends1 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@vegetach
      Thank you 🙏
      It’s already posted on both groups

  • @danyaljamil1677
    @danyaljamil1677 5 месяцев назад +3

    Man I miss this type of content,keep it up man.

  • @AgentVector13
    @AgentVector13 5 месяцев назад +9

    51 seconds video of me laughing so hard lol

  • @rickastleysleg4641
    @rickastleysleg4641 5 месяцев назад +6

    I NEED MORE OF THESE!

  • @ArjunTheRageGuy
    @ArjunTheRageGuy 5 месяцев назад +10

    Can't wait for more YTPs of this one and maybe even YTPs of that "A Message From NIJISANJI EN" vid as well

    • @vegetach
      @vegetach  5 месяцев назад +1

      I thought about it, it’s just hard bc there’s no video

    • @ArjunTheRageGuy
      @ArjunTheRageGuy 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@vegetach *puts a bunch of greenscreen bs in the entire blackscreen vid like it was 21st century humor lmao*

    • @vegetach
      @vegetach  5 месяцев назад +3

      @@ArjunTheRageGuy jerma green screen footage

    • @ArjunTheRageGuy
      @ArjunTheRageGuy 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@vegetach *Adds random vids in the blackscreen vid*

    • @Aedlmonrl
      @Aedlmonrl 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@ArjunTheRageGuynahh bruh he was running from a cop car ahh

  • @MoralTruth
    @MoralTruth 5 месяцев назад +6

    Rip the golden yacht

  • @NoSkill.x
    @NoSkill.x 5 месяцев назад +7

    This is so peak

  • @randommice-rm1c3
    @randommice-rm1c3 5 месяцев назад +3

    Got recommended, keep it up ♡

  • @unimprezzedmclastname4220
    @unimprezzedmclastname4220 5 месяцев назад +7

    I've watched this like 5 times now. It's fucking beautiful.

  • @noesunyoutuber7680
    @noesunyoutuber7680 5 месяцев назад +5

    Pop into the latest Doki stream, see this, watch, resume Doki stream. Real sinking yacht hours.

  • @SchaleDude
    @SchaleDude 5 месяцев назад +6

    Oh shit YTP is back?!

  • @sirizalot
    @sirizalot 5 месяцев назад +7

    This is fucking _AMAZING._ You've earned a sub. To think you had me cackling out loud not 5 seconds into the video - "I am deeply and personally in the ass of the investors" My god xD

    • @vegetach
      @vegetach  5 месяцев назад +1

      WELCOME to HELL Dragoon its good to have you here 🙏

  • @AnglerfishAsylum
    @AnglerfishAsylum 5 месяцев назад +4

    The more things change the more they stay the same. Glad to see YTPs back in my recommended

  • @sharkie-boo
    @sharkie-boo 5 месяцев назад +3

    oh thx for finding the original for us!

  • @randomidiota7832
    @randomidiota7832 5 месяцев назад +3

    This was definitely a good little ytp. Wish there was more lmao

  • @idle_andrew
    @idle_andrew 5 месяцев назад +8

    This is so fuckin good LMFAO

  • @Meitary
    @Meitary 3 месяца назад +3

    As the strongest CEO, YAGOAT, fought The Fraud, the king of yachts, he began to open his domain. Riku shrunk back in fear then Yagoat said: "stand proud Riku, you're strong".

  • @rakaneko4229
    @rakaneko4229 5 месяцев назад +4

    Accidentally set this to 2x
    Funi voice:D

  • @meava4078
    @meava4078 5 месяцев назад +6

    Bit unrelated but props for making this ytp the old-fashioned way, I've been missing something like this in this sea of AI-generated content

  • @sachikamankai
    @sachikamankai 5 месяцев назад +6

    Peak apology video

  • @ItsYaBoyPickleman
    @ItsYaBoyPickleman 5 месяцев назад +3

    I fucking love this. Thank you making my day

  • @0_zsR
    @0_zsR 5 месяцев назад +7

    Why do I feel old from this kind of edits, man?

    • @vegetach
      @vegetach  5 месяцев назад +6

      YOU are SO OLD 🫵😂

  • @lilyschrodingy3600
    @lilyschrodingy3600 5 месяцев назад +4

    Was only a matter of time til something like this surfaced lmao

  • @yiren_zz
    @yiren_zz 5 месяцев назад +4

    this so good

  • @Ro-chan1
    @Ro-chan1 5 месяцев назад +13

    😂 bro this is fcking hilarious

  • @proxima02
    @proxima02 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is truly a masterpiece XD

  • @KallanEl
    @KallanEl 5 месяцев назад +6

    This made me laugh so hard I need a longer version of this

  • @kyrabel__
    @kyrabel__ 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is amazing 😂

  • @toortyb
    @toortyb 5 месяцев назад +6

    Hear me out tho 😱😭

  • @arsenblackwell
    @arsenblackwell 5 месяцев назад +7

    a$$ of the investors XD

  • @dankerbell
    @dankerbell 5 месяцев назад +3

    man i missed ytps, this is cinema

  • @Capt.Steele
    @Capt.Steele 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is a certified hood classic my dawg 👌👌👌

  • @igrokdesu
    @igrokdesu 5 месяцев назад +5

    Didnt expect it to be an actual YTP and not ai kinda stuff /srs propa to you man

    • @vegetach
      @vegetach  5 месяцев назад +3

      AI is NO match for a REAL super saiyan warrior!!!

  • @arzer69
    @arzer69 5 месяцев назад +7

    BRO THIS IS GOLD HAHAHAHA

  • @myaava6608
    @myaava6608 5 месяцев назад +6

    He's reading a script isn't he lol😅

  • @mielleflower
    @mielleflower 5 месяцев назад +3

    WE'RE SINKING YACHTS WITH THIS ONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯

  • @JohnSmith-of2gu
    @JohnSmith-of2gu 5 месяцев назад +7

    Nice. Very nice. Great poop material, nothing like dunking on this modern failure with old memes!

  • @plsguidemethroughtheabyssmona
    @plsguidemethroughtheabyssmona 5 месяцев назад +6

    Fucking hell my lungs

  • @Christoph8
    @Christoph8 5 месяцев назад +5

    One second in and I laughed 😂

  • @devilcookie9924
    @devilcookie9924 5 месяцев назад +6

    bro, Niji JP will not be happy to see this.. at all lmao

  • @SamyaNoraa
    @SamyaNoraa 5 месяцев назад +3

    THIS IS GOLD OMFFF

  • @IamKoishiKomeiji
    @IamKoishiKomeiji 5 месяцев назад +4

    Bruhhhh the beginning made my soda come out of my nose 😭 I wasn't expecting it all and shouldn't be drinking while watching ytps. That's my fault lol.
    Also perfect ending💀 👌

  • @multi2736
    @multi2736 5 месяцев назад +3

    That intro made me spit my water laughing so hard when I first played the video.

  • @ChiaraAquarine
    @ChiaraAquarine 5 месяцев назад +3

    Thank u vegeta

  • @Non-Existent03
    @Non-Existent03 4 месяца назад +4

    I laughed so hard when I noticed the very first cut. I was like .. I know where this is going.. xD

  • @mysteriousumbra
    @mysteriousumbra 5 месяцев назад +3

    SCREAMING-

  • @icehGG
    @icehGG 5 месяцев назад +3

    why yes youtube recommend me some YTP again? nice