@@iphoneicloud-hm8mhnahh brainless it’s not because “money” u can’t treat human like dogs because of money u brainless , it’s because RUclips , they have a channel brainless, also no one like boyfriends or girlfriends treat him or her like dog even if he has a money With this thinking, you will only bring women of low value and a bad mentality into your life. Grow up and let go of the nonsense they bring to your mind every day.
@@leo16seanow7 Exactly 🤣. Women out here expecting a man to provide their main commodity at all times and simultaneously don't wanna provide their main commodity.
@GarronGoesGaming LOL so that's the only reason to be in a relationship? Also does the other person in the relationship not have autonomy? Buy a sex toy instead or bloody doll
Bro me trying to take a break while studying chemistry at night at like 11:30 n i start laughing like hell n everyone is sleeping i done with this shit 😂😂😂😂
Yes. Its way more fun and cleaner when you bate. The bonus is that you can just go to sleep afterwards because you already did all the hugging and caressing during your bate session. And no questions about love! You know you love yourself.
I once saw a bell like that in a store. But I didn’t see the text so I picked it up and started to ring it. Then I saw the text I basically ran out off the store 😭😭😭
You are disgusting if, because of your partner's refusal to have sex, you are ready to cheat on her/him. You are disgusting if you do not know how to cope with your lust yourself, because of this you are ready to sleep with anyone if your partner refuses you. You're disgusting. The world does not revolve around you, you are nobody. When you're in a relationship, you need to know and understand that your partner is YOUR PARTNER, not a sex slave.
"Use what you were using before"😂😂
Mans going back to his ex at that point 😂
@@deathkilleraw.o.w3244no he is telling about his own hand 😅
@@Shiv-vf4lw I get that but does not mean after a while if you don't get it at home after a while he will get it somewhere else 🤣
"You have your hands" 😂🤣
400likes and no comment nicee
Sorry but i ruined it.❤
@@sixe69 it's okay my friend. BLESS YOU 🙏☺️🤝
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Ha ha ha 👍
"You have your hand"😅😂😂
Copying 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
lil bro thought he'd get away after copy pasting the top comment without one letter
@@j4guar937 i don't care bro
@@JohndanielMayo was i talking to you my n? why you replying then
@@j4guar937you guys are fucking losers
Thats a sign they've been married for a while.
She really said: you have hand to shake your bird 💀
Da bird ?? 💀nah iam gonna use this from now on 😂
Она показала четыре пальца, что в данной ситуации подтверждает то что уже четыре ребенка есть, даль без Жени, руками....😂😂😂
Ternyata di sini jg ada penyebutan burung sebagai kata ganti 😂
@@memecapturer3860 my bird is on flight what do i do
Bird? I call it one eyed snake
Every person no matter what language they speak understood exactly what she was telling him😂 love it!
What she say
yeah, that she will be ready in 5 minutes
She said no didn't she?
Why is she with him if not for sex?
Maybe because of the money?
@@iphoneicloud-hm8mhnahh brainless it’s not because “money” u can’t treat human like dogs because of money u brainless , it’s because RUclips , they have a channel brainless, also no one like boyfriends or girlfriends treat him or her like dog even if he has a money
With this thinking, you will only bring women of low value and a bad mentality into your life. Grow up and let go of the nonsense they bring to your mind every day.
@@iphoneicloud-hm8mhso for you the only reasons to be in a relationship are sex and money? Dude thats a pretty mental illness take on it
She has such a magnetic personality, I'm a fan!
Divided by Countries United by Hand😂😂
"use your own dang hand!" 😂😂😂
She should use her own damn money for whatever she needs then 😅
@@leo16seanow7 Exactly 🤣. Women out here expecting a man to provide their main commodity at all times and simultaneously don't wanna provide their main commodity.
Use your own dang hand! 😂😂😂
Surprise! Women work too! 🎉@@leo16seanow7
Пусть тогда и она рукой пользуется, а также соберёт свой чемодан и возвращается к маме.
"you got a hand, use it"😂
Edit: This is how civil war looks like
Hi
Why be married or in a relationship if you just end up using your hands? Come on now.
Wait, you don’t need another person?!🤯🤯🤯
What is this life hack 🤯🤯
@GarronGoesGaming LOL so that's the only reason to be in a relationship? Also does the other person in the relationship not have autonomy? Buy a sex toy instead or bloody doll
This is absolutely fantastic!
That is the most perfect wife reply I have ever seen.
"No, you can do it yourself"
*deflates like a helium balloon*
شنو هذا
**wheezing INTENSIFIES**
😂😂😂☠️
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
can somebody explain this joke to me please ,I mean the helium balloon joke I didnt get it
it's all fun and games until you ring that bell and your uncle walks in instead
🔥🗿
🤨🏳️🌈
Why would that not be fun?
@@0v3rgr0wndaym bro
This changes my expression in milliseconds
No words were spoken but the meaning was clear 😂😂
This deserves to be shared with the world.
Главное чтобы собака не прибежала быстрее 😂
По сосал😢
Причем крупный самец 😂😂😂
Это же пиндосы, им без разницы
Аххххххааа. А некоторые змей держат
@@Olga-1707 надеюсь ядовитых
😂 I was expecting the dog to come running.... 😂🤣
Please, tell me you didnt noticed the "sex" label on It before expect that!!! 😮
Oh nooooooo... 😂
Me too😂😂😂😂
same 😂 hahaha but when i read the text on the bell hahaha it (SEX)
That's what we usually do 😂 but I did not expect a woman
Kyaaa yrrrr 😂😂😂 Gajab ki acting kiii 😂😂😂 face reaction Gajab tha😂😂😂
The legend says that he's still ringing the bell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Yeah, I'd rub one out too if my lady gave me that gesture.. But id still ring it. 😂
Now he s ringing his bells for sure...
🤣🤣🤣🤣The legend is right🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too😢😂
Why did you get married when you have hands 😂
What?
Well, everybody deserves to be miserable.
I think what he said was pretty clear.@@Aisha_Atique_Arar
Loving reaction would be - honey, I'm not in a mood right now, but I will take care of you later.
He needed her half for a lifestyle that was offered
I brought one of these for my girl. I hear that shitttt alllll danm day. Give me a break🥹
"Tu peux le faire tout seul"Mdr😂
and I thought she was showing her wedding ring and saying that he was doing what most husbands have to do. 😂
😅😅😊😅😊😮😮😅😅😮😅
😮😅😮😮😅😮😊😅😮😮😮😅😢😊😮😊😮😊
😮😅😊😊😊😮😮😊😅😮😮😅😊😅😅😮😮😅😅
😅😊😅😊😅
You get less when you do that.
I fucking love her 😂😂😂
amazing how you can switch the position of 2 words there and you get a completely new meaning
@@noone-oi2po💀
@@noone-oi2po bro really got the audacity to say this 💀
@@noone-oi2po okay got it, now turn around and bend a lil
@@rainnaldo🗿💀
...😂😂😂na das Glöckchen schüttelt er schon ganz ordentlich!!!😂😂😂...Weiter sooo!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
You're a natural-born performer.
The desperate shake of that hand 🤣 🤣 This call was URGENT!! 🚨
"Can u bring me a torch?"
That's too dark 💀
😂bruh...y is this comment so underrated...💀
Actually its light💀💀
@@AnitaSharma-pg3td 🌚
@@astrongaming5794 It's yesn't 💀
I think everyone forget actuals meaning of dark
Pretty much said “use your hand the way your using it for that bell” 😂
Like we don’t do that when you’re not around! 🤣🤣🤣
Очень понятно объяснила. Коротко и ясно)
Бригаду
@@this622прочти надпись на колокольчике😂
😂😂😂
@@user-gj7ln7xr1b ну, рано или поздно поймёшь
Тогда линейку ей на восьмое марта....
Until I came to the comment section. I never understood that, so I still have a pure heart😊 hallelujah 🙌🏾
If you want to remain that way, I suggest not coming to the comment section.
I watched it twice then I get it on the second time😂😂😂❤
😂😂😂😂😂😂. You evil as hell though
Oh you sweet innocent summer child 🌸
Sure you do 🤭
"...what the...? You, sir, have hands." 😂😂😂
She's asking to shake the bell even louder 😂
Or shake the double bells...
“ My hand is my wife”.
For under 18💀
What does that fucking mean
Are u gay 🤮
@@daveadidas1125 Kid grow up
Significa 5 com um 😂😂😂😂
Fucking in your own hand is not even like masturbation !
Universal language right there!😂
You're not having it tonight pal...!😂😂😂😂😂
Le entendió, perfectamente el llamado. Así es el amor. Pocas palabras, buuen entendimiento.😂😅🤣😂
"Your friend can do it for me then!" 😂
"Use your hand , im busy "
She said "You Have ✋hand, THEN FUKIN DO IT YOURSELF" 🎉
This deserves to go viral.
อย่าโกรธพี..น่า🥰🥰ก็คนมันคิดถึงอยากเห็นหน้า🎀🎀
Even the ASL people understood the assignment
ASL people?
@@adityadubey3702 American Sign Language
Used to be a first question on Omegle, Age Sex Location, ASL 😂?
Would be better if the original author clarifies which one is it.
@@adityadubey3702 I had to google it
Bro was SHAKIN that shit asf 😂😂😂
bro was shaking that shit as fuck? what?
Help her household work and Ask her & TAKE IT WHAT YOU NEED ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤❤❤❤
If only math were this easy
How did you come up with this? It's genius!
- 117-Й просит посадки.
- аэродром не принимает!
- понял, ухожу на запасной аэродром..
Vsfd kkkkkk
Genau deswegen blüht ja diese Konjunktur und die Ehefrauen Tussen wundern sich
Жиза😂 потом такие постят посты "ну почему он изменил мне?😢"
😂😂😂Запасной аэродром Дагестане😂
@@Skadeligeвау, получается ты изменщик?) С таким мышлением от одного отказа это позор 🙈
"sure, your hand, right babe? babe?"
"look, no hand"
This is so heartwarming.
Ok that's hilarious 😂 never seen someone do that before until now 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Walk in “ I hear da bell “ 😂😂😂😂
Someone knows fluffy😂😂
Yeah 😂😂😂
You my friend pass as a legend.
Gabriel is legend
My luck she'd call me EEglacias with an I. 😂
Even seasoned married professionals understood the assignment.😂
Yup thats a divorce waiting to happen 😂
No it isn't 😂
She kills me every time. 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂es buenísimo, cualquier día te vemos en las noticias,que paciencia tiene tu mujer😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If my wife said that to me she'd be fired immediately.
Then she will enter heaven, and you will rot in prison and then enter hell
Kkkk a reação dela foi a melhor 😂😂😂
These guys r just too funny 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
Salute to this lady!🤣🤣👌👌
Mate rang the bell expecting a full course meal but was told to go get a pocket sandwich 😂😂😂
"'Time to perform your duty', 'no, use your hands"'.😂😂😂😂
This is truly stunning!
Vous êtes énorme un plaisir de regarder vos post
She hit him with the you can't see me into churn the butter yourself 😂😂😂😂😂
You both are made for each other ❤❤❤
Why did i understand it somehow😭😭
"You have your hands to jrk off" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Everyone,they're french-
Ps: j'adore vos vidéos sa me rend tjrs le sourire
In the first half, I found it funny that he called for seggs
But her reaction, just threw me back to single life 😭
Tf did you do my guy 😂 how on earth did you pull that one 😅 I couldn’t see anything wrong with this but I’m single too so I couldn’t really say.
I just ended a relationship, being single is better than being taken believe me.
@@FritzovAfton now of days I gotta say you’re absolutely right my guy. It’s kinda sad that genuine people have pretty much left the face of the earth.
Bro me trying to take a break while studying chemistry at night at like 11:30 n i start laughing like hell n everyone is sleeping i done with this shit 😂😂😂😂
Me to😢
😂😂😂😂
Someone please ring that at a fluffy show, I wanna hear him go 'I heard the dayum belll'
after that she will say: “You cheated on me... how could you?!”
Bella, expresiva y fina dama. 😅😅😅😅
Насчёт утончённая я бы поспорил…
Or rather, thickened 😂
Oh, sí.... muy fina🫣
This woman is not only beautiful but she is very intelligent. Keep it up. Super
She's beautiful
А ум в чем проявляется?
@@user-sg3wf7hk8dтот же вопрос
@@user-sg3wf7hk8dНи в чём. Девки всегда так пишут, им палец покажи скажут умно.
😂😂😂
She said do it yourself...am busy😂😂😂😂
bro looks like you are having rough time
Manuela, never complains, always willing and ready, don't have to spend any money on her and her twin is always available.
Who the hell in Manuela?
Hahaha the twins classic I love them
It's easier, cheaper and comes with less hassle to do it yourself!
Especially in summer. No sweat, less heat, faster and you don't get tired 😂😂
😂
😂😂😂
Alright. I’ll be back for that half of the rent tomorrow homie.
She. Did 💖
I like when they do that 20sec later pounding on the door to help me. 😂😂
l'expression etait parfaite mdrr
Best wife ever!!!!!!
What's your skin regimen?
Yes. Its way more fun and cleaner when you bate. The bonus is that you can just go to sleep afterwards because you already did all the hugging and caressing during your bate session. And no questions about love! You know you love yourself.
Lmfao😂😂😂
Какие женщины жестокие.
Он предлагает ей на паровозе покататься, а она ему: "на дрезине покатаешься".
N importe te quoi dans tout les cas même si elle est cruelle nico l aime ils sont mariés et ils ont un merveilleux enfant alors faire ta bouche
@@faurciryl-gn8fbi think the person above was joking
@@faurciryl-gn8fbВы не понимаете когда человек шутит?
@@yurimuhin9534скорее, переводчик недоперевел и вышло недопонимание
Not enough people hitting that Translate button.. lol 😂
And yet they are always shocked when they get cheated on.
After conversation shes walking out is nastic 😂😂😂
sorry buddy , you stuck with Hanna & Palmala today!😂
@jasonhubbard7656, "Rosey Palm and _her_ five friends."😂
"Oh wait, I live alone don't I" 😢
Now let's be honest: If he did do what she suggested, she'd be mad.
That's usually the response. 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️😂🤣
I once saw a bell like that in a store. But I didn’t see the text so I picked it up and started to ring it. Then I saw the text I basically ran out off the store 😭😭😭
😅😅😅
Oml💀💀💀
Damn 💀✋
Did anyone give you side eye?
@@lilim7182 100%
The best anti marriage commercial i have ever seen!
That's what we can call universal language 😂
Ese movimiento es universal no importa qué idioma hables, todos entendimos.
Neta 😂
I didnt
El lengua corporal es increíble 😂😂
Eh?
نعم الي عندك موجود هو عندي
She ain't in the mood. Hahahahha 😂😂😂
Dear women, don't be in a relationship with a man if you are not ready to have it every time
You are disgusting if, because of your partner's refusal to have sex, you are ready to cheat on her/him. You are disgusting if you do not know how to cope with your lust yourself, because of this you are ready to sleep with anyone if your partner refuses you. You're disgusting. The world does not revolve around you, you are nobody. When you're in a relationship, you need to know and understand that your partner is YOUR PARTNER, not a sex slave.
напоминает рыбалку. Когда клюет так бодро и уверенно, подсекаешь, а там ничего.)
Even though I'm Brazilian, I understood perfectly what he said 😂😂😂