Him: money isn’t everything, in fact, it’s a curse Me, whose been through an eviction and a car repossession: it would be a curse welcomed with open arms at this point
Him: Do you know what I see? Me: Money- Him: *At the exact time* Money. Lots of it. Me:👀AYO HOLD UP!! *WHERE THE DANG CAMERAS AT???!!!* Anywho, this audio had me *WEAK* . Thank you for the good work.😌✨
The close up in one ear whispers are just so *MMMMMMMMMMM* 0/////0 Keep up the great work, your voice is just so so nice to hear and you portray all of your characters super well!!
"I mean, realistically, unless you were a millionaire, there is no way you could afford this." (looks around at little one bed flat in the north of England... thinks about housing crisis... reluctantly agrees with a worried sigh and a slight head shake) I'm clearly done for. Unless there's some kind of uprising. Please, do go on.
"I guess you can start calling me daddy" me : imagines George from Peppa pig saying daddy this is a point of my life where i realize i've gone crazy from babysitting my cousins for too long
From the start of the video I was like Hearing his voice: *enters submission mode* 4 minutes in and I'm already nervous smiling and trying to retreat in my bed😂
Umm I have a request for an asmr.......👉👈 can there be an asmr where the listener is shy and submissive? You don't have to make one this can just be an idea of sorts. *insert panic*
The only 2 words that can describe this video is: GAWD DAYUM! (With a lot of heart emojis) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Will this be a series, Mr Sugar Daddy? 🦋🦋🦋
Funny enough, with the silver tongue, intimidation factor and contract signing, this feels like a perfect and more subtle portrayal of Lucifer. Lol But this guy doesnt seem evil. Taks us to your suite!!
I work all night, I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay Ain't it sad? And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me That's too bad In my dreams I have a plan If I got me a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball Money, money, money Must be funny In the rich man's world Money, money, money Always sunny In the rich man's world
"how it chews to gum 5 feels. Gum Gum. Sence your stimulation" - some wize being. APD APPROVED! FUN FACT: The longest one-syllable words in the English language are "scraunched" and "strengthed." Some suggest that "squirreled" could be included, but squirrel is intended to be pronounced as two syllables (squir-rel) according to most dictionaries. "Screeched" and "strengths" are two other long one-syllable words, but they only have 9 letters. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!
“ instead of giving it to the government and tax” Sir did you just admit you’re not paying your taxes you know I’m pretty sure that’s a crime /j loved the audio
“Sports cars get boring,” Me: HA, my quad and razor are my baby boys, and don’t even get me started on my dirt bike😩 NAHHHH, not the contract! 😂 *me signing the contract with new quads, better trailer in mind*✍️🔥🔥🔥
I was kinda on the line because I really don't care about other people's money. But the authoritative personality and then the use of a particular term that I am weak to... Sounds like a delightful bad decision in the making.
Him: “ when we first met... ” Me: 🤨 Him: “ it's a disease I want to cure it in me ” Me: hunny u can't cure urself🤭😶 Edit (1): Him: “ I would like to talk some more ” Me: “ WHyyyyyYYy!😭😭 ” Him: “ I want you to be my Suger baby. ” Me: “ 😘why😍didn't😩you☺️say🤪so😋 ” Him: “it was a real peace of shit” Me: “like me a peace of shit and falling a part ☺️😨☺️😧☺️😭☺️ ” Edit (2): Him: “ my adorable little pet..~ ” Me: “ DOES tHaT mean I'm a good boy~....😩😋☺️ ” Him: “i guess you can start calling me,,,,, daddy..~” Me: “OH YES DADDY😍”
"Gurl if u ever miss your ex, remember that the only ex that you need is some EX-tra money. 💵"
-your future sugar daddy
This got me 😂
Words to live by
LMAOOO 💝
I’M DEAD🤣
BAHA😂
"Money is a disease"
Me: A disease I wish I had.
we all do
Same 🥲
Me before he knocked on the door: “ancestors here my plea, help me to bag a sugar daddy~🎵😩“
He probably heard you through through door
He Heard You Through The Door
✨What A Miracle!✨
The plea was answered!!!!! IT'S SIGN!!!
I wasn't even asking for a sugar daddy, but hey, ya don't question a blessing fron your ancestors. Lol
-“please help me get laid~”
"i'm not breaking any law"
The guy admitedly evade tax and does money laundery lol that had me wheezing
Him: money isn’t everything, in fact, it’s a curse
Me, whose been through an eviction and a car repossession: it would be a curse welcomed with open arms at this point
Him : "Come to the window with me, what do you see?"
Me : "I see trees of green, red roses too" 🤣
STOP BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF THE SAME EXACT THING 😭😭😭 AHAHAH
I thought this was funny lol
Lol
😂😂😂😂
i looked out my window and i see a house
I don’t care about expensive things at all, but if I’m getting paid plus pet names then maybe the daddy issues are worth it
“Someone like you couldn’t afford this”
Honey, being an e-girl has it’s benefits 💅/j
I'd never have any kind of relationship with a land lord but this is fine
i actually got nervous when he got stern and said sit down
Im sat😀
Poor you
sure u did
@@theonly550 are you being sarcastic?
@@Kaitlyn_18 yes
“You’ll be my plaything”
Me: okay when do I start, Monday?
He love me, he give me all his money
That Gucci, Prada comfy
My sugar daddy
(Always love your videos Green Leaf💖)
He love me, he put no one above me
These b*tches wanna judge me
But I don't care 💃
I thought that to
My thoughts exactly
That song is Beautiful XD
My guy admitted to tax fraud 💀
Him: Do you know what I see?
Me: Money-
Him: *At the exact time* Money. Lots of it.
Me:👀AYO HOLD UP!! *WHERE THE DANG CAMERAS AT???!!!*
Anywho, this audio had me *WEAK* . Thank you for the good work.😌✨
I was the same with that part
Him: Si-
Me: im sat *smiling innocently* 😏
Him : "what did you see?"
Me : i̶d̶o̶i̶t̶s̶a̶n̶d̶w̶i̶c̶h̶
Landlord: We're going to play this game.
No-Nonsense Me: No, I'm actually gon give you the money. Just let me get my cash already. 😒
In the wise words of Abba: 🎶 Money money money must be funny'in the rich man's world 🎶"
The close up in one ear whispers are just so *MMMMMMMMMMM* 0/////0
Keep up the great work, your voice is just so so nice to hear and you portray all of your characters super well!!
😊 thank you!!
Great video 👍
"You can avoid the IRS but you can't avoid your rent" - mom
"I mean, realistically, unless you were a millionaire, there is no way you could afford this."
(looks around at little one bed flat in the north of England... thinks about housing crisis... reluctantly agrees with a worried sigh and a slight head shake)
I'm clearly done for. Unless there's some kind of uprising. Please, do go on.
When he said "you see..." i started laughing so hard
I got the reference 😭🤣
This is why you....
When he siad "Sit down" I don't know but I got so nervous and get out of the bed and sit again 💀🤌
*NAH WHEN HE SAID "daddy~" I COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN MENTALLY*
Who can actually say daddy without laugh like it’s hard
Not for me-
IKR
DADDY😫
😂
@@redgamerbear1644 😂😂😂😂😂😂✋😫omg yes gotta love this
My class is kind of dirty minded
💐 Flowers for your hard work!!! Your voice normally has me like "daddy, sorry, daddy, sorry, daddy" but this took the cake 🤤
LMAOOO
XD
I can't agree more
Him : sit down
Me :I'm sat 🧎🏻♀️
Look outside, what do you see?
Me : um..oh! I see a cute guy walking, I think he’s shy sooo cutee😍😍
"sit down."
Mhm mhm my thoughts EXACTLY..
[💭: i shall obey.]
When I tell you my eyes went wide when he said daddy, they went fucking WIDE
Ikr I'm still shivering aaaa
You guys are simping for green leaf
Me; you really came prepared with papers
him: of Course I came prepared
"I guess you can start calling me daddy"
me : imagines George from Peppa pig saying daddy
this is a point of my life where i realize i've gone crazy from babysitting my cousins for too long
I hope that this could be a series I love it so much 😭🙏
"Look ursala your gonna stfu and let me read this so called document so I know I'm not signing my soul away"
From the start of the video I was like
Hearing his voice: *enters submission mode*
4 minutes in and I'm already nervous smiling and trying to retreat in my bed😂
Umm I have a request for an asmr.......👉👈 can there be an asmr where the listener is shy and submissive?
You don't have to make one this can just be an idea of sorts. *insert panic*
I'll see what I can do ;)
Green:” I give the orders sit down now “
Me: “ im sat ….”
Is it bad that I'd defy him and go after a "punishment game"?? 😈
@@Nightdominia I-- 😭😭😭 aye you’re your own person if that’s what you like I ain’t stopping you
No cuz I legit said the same
In my head i was like: "im sat."
@@Nightdominia Okay, go for it 😨💦💦
"sit down"
"I'm sat"
Him: what do you see?
Me: I see a brown bear looking at me :D
"Sit down"
Me: I'm sat.
We need part 2 💕
It's midnight and I'm listening to this GAWD DAMN YOUR VOICE-
THE DESCRIPTION 😭✋
“sit down.” im sat. 😼
….
- I n t e n s e b r e a t h i n g -
The second he said “daddy”
I immediately thought of Daddy Pig
And now I can’t stop laughing-
BRO!!!!!
And this is mommy pig: snort
@@buckyxeddie I'm Peppa Pig **S N O R T**
And this is my little brother George *SNORT*
Not the suger daddy
I LOVE THE IDEA KEEP IT UP
WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD WHEN HE SAID THE WORD “DADDY” BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
So the landlord/sugardaddy owns other businesses and is a multimillionaire?
WHERE DO I APPLY.
The only 2 words that can describe this video is: GAWD DAYUM! (With a lot of heart emojis) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Will this be a series, Mr Sugar Daddy? 🦋🦋🦋
Thank you!
There will be 😁
Thanks for murdering me with second-hand embarrassment~!
FR
FR
in the beginning i was like "bitch get out of my house!"🤣
*holds out hands*
part 2? pretty please? 🥺
These kind if asmrs make me feel more broke than i actually am.
(One of my favs btw hope youre taking care of yourself 🙏)
This made me giggle and shit🫣😮💨
Him: “Sit down”
Me: “I’m sat”
"do u know what i see"
me: money-
him: money
me: uh we're a match made 🤭
Funny enough, with the silver tongue, intimidation factor and contract signing, this feels like a perfect and more subtle portrayal of Lucifer. Lol But this guy doesnt seem evil. Taks us to your suite!!
Him: do you know what I see?
Me: YOUR TIDDIE-
Him: money. Lots of it
Me: ye yes. Money. That was exactly what I was going to say.
Ayo this is rly good, it brought out a side of me I didn't know existed, thanks dadd-
His voice is deeper than my depression😅
💳💥💳💥💥💳💥💥💥💳 I REQUEST A PART TWO SIR!
BRO CHILL YOU'RE GONNA BREAK BOTH THE TABLE AND CREDIT CARD
@@ssbruv GOOD
HAHAHAH STOOP SORRY ITS THE DESCRIPTION AHHAHAH??!😭
"Daddy has you covered;)" GREEN WHAT?
him: call me daddy Me: oh..
*thinking of a way to actually make him submissive and depend on my presence*
same
I work all night, I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad?
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
This was an absolute work of art! Thank you Green Leaf, can we maybe get a part two?
we NEED a part two
Listener: Walks out of the apartment with the Pretty Woman song in the background.
"how it chews to gum 5 feels. Gum Gum. Sence your stimulation" - some wize being.
APD APPROVED!
FUN FACT: The longest one-syllable words in the English language are "scraunched" and "strengthed." Some suggest that "squirreled" could be included, but squirrel is intended to be pronounced as two syllables (squir-rel) according to most dictionaries. "Screeched" and "strengths" are two other long one-syllable words, but they only have 9 letters.
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!
I love your profile pic👑✨💅
@@itskaylamilk5506 thank you! This was from 1's gameplay...
oh no this man has the voice down to t keep up the amazing job
“ instead of giving it to the government and tax” Sir did you just admit you’re not paying your taxes you know I’m pretty sure that’s a crime /j loved the audio
🤫🫢
I~ NEED A SUGAR DADDY~
TO COME PAY MY BILLS~
MM PAY MY BILLS~
Its lucky I don't give much about expensive stuff, clothes, Gucci etc. But I would be grateful if he pays my rent! xD
"Could you be obedient for me?"
Me: Probably not, tbh 😫
Okay so I'm going to need a part two and thank you for this
My manifestation of a sugar daddy has come😌✨
oh my god- when i heard the first part i thought the noise was my stomach😭 (note to self: headphones mess with your head)
PART TWO 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
The fact that I would pay rent out of fear of a landlord coming and then him saying I didn’t pay rent kinda makes me angry
this was so nice - your voice is aswell :)
Literally just found your channel but I see you’ve done multiple part series *happy noises in new subscriber*
Him : "Si-"
Me : I'M SAT.
14:40 reminds me of that meme “jUsT in cAsE pOcKeT jUsT iN cAsE!”
Yeah ... landlords don't typically own a tenant's furniture. He's a prick. And I love him. Lol.
Yes finally I found a suga daddy i have a suga momma but she went to Peru now im broke 😢
YOUR IDEAS ARE SO ORIGINAL
How!!!!! How can a leaf surpass the forest lol! Great job!
Not me using this series to fall asleep at night … 😅
Have a good day everyone ❤
You too! ❤
PART 2 PLEASE! 🙏🏻❤️
“Sports cars get boring,”
Me: HA, my quad and razor are my baby boys, and don’t even get me started on my dirt bike😩
NAHHHH, not the contract! 😂
*me signing the contract with new quads, better trailer in mind*✍️🔥🔥🔥
Him: "I guess you can start calling me..."
Me: don't you dare-
Him: **daddy~**
Me: *Let's out a noise similar to both a squeal and aa scream*
I was kinda on the line because I really don't care about other people's money.
But the authoritative personality and then the use of a particular term that I am weak to...
Sounds like a delightful bad decision in the making.
My landlord is a nice old man, so I'm kind confused?
Part 2 PLZ!!!
DAMNNN THIS IS GOOD!!!
What if he gets bored and wants another toy? What we're going to do?😟
We buy monopoly 🤗
He won’t
Him*Knocks on door*
Me: I DoNt gOt thE dRugS and toTaLlY hAve tHe RenT moNeY-
loved the audio but i kinda god scared when he said sit down in a strict voice lol 😂💀
Love you tho, stay hydrated ❤️
Him: “ when we first met... ”
Me: 🤨
Him: “ it's a disease I want to cure it in me ”
Me: hunny u can't cure urself🤭😶
Edit (1):
Him: “ I would like to talk some more ”
Me: “ WHyyyyyYYy!😭😭 ”
Him: “ I want you to be my Suger baby. ”
Me: “ 😘why😍didn't😩you☺️say🤪so😋 ”
Him: “it was a real peace of shit”
Me: “like me a peace of shit and falling a part ☺️😨☺️😧☺️😭☺️ ”
Edit (2):
Him: “ my adorable little pet..~ ”
Me: “ DOES tHaT mean I'm a good boy~....😩😋☺️ ”
Him: “i guess you can start calling me,,,,, daddy..~”
Me: “OH YES DADDY😍”
Omgggg amazing work love itttt ❤️❤️
💳💥💥💥💥💥💳💳💥💥💥💥💥PART TWO NOW!!!!
When he said look out the window I thought it'd be a mice and men kinda thing