Landlord Wants To Be Your Sugar Daddy! (M4A) ASMR

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024

Комментарии • 309

  • @virgobb_
    @virgobb_ Год назад +1906

    "Gurl if u ever miss your ex, remember that the only ex that you need is some EX-tra money. 💵"
    -your future sugar daddy

  • @Originally_Amber
    @Originally_Amber Год назад +437

    "Money is a disease"
    Me: A disease I wish I had.

  • @ANUH3A
    @ANUH3A Год назад +1099

    Me before he knocked on the door: “ancestors here my plea, help me to bag a sugar daddy~🎵😩“

    • @blakestout5486
      @blakestout5486 Год назад +74

      He probably heard you through through door

    • @Ben_drown666
      @Ben_drown666 Год назад +42

      He Heard You Through The Door
      ✨What A Miracle!✨

    • @fairy_mp3x793
      @fairy_mp3x793 Год назад +27

      The plea was answered!!!!! IT'S SIGN!!!

    • @summerruby201
      @summerruby201 Год назад

      I wasn't even asking for a sugar daddy, but hey, ya don't question a blessing fron your ancestors. Lol

    • @The.Water.Hashira.
      @The.Water.Hashira. Год назад +1

      -“please help me get laid~”

  • @morimemento8528
    @morimemento8528 Год назад +102

    "i'm not breaking any law"
    The guy admitedly evade tax and does money laundery lol that had me wheezing

  • @DraperStan23
    @DraperStan23 10 месяцев назад +28

    Him: money isn’t everything, in fact, it’s a curse
    Me, whose been through an eviction and a car repossession: it would be a curse welcomed with open arms at this point

  • @angelinegador4961
    @angelinegador4961 Год назад +441

    Him : "Come to the window with me, what do you see?"
    Me : "I see trees of green, red roses too" 🤣

  • @potato_pencil
    @potato_pencil Год назад +235

    I don’t care about expensive things at all, but if I’m getting paid plus pet names then maybe the daddy issues are worth it

  • @bjt_bjt
    @bjt_bjt Год назад +67

    “Someone like you couldn’t afford this”
    Honey, being an e-girl has it’s benefits 💅/j

  • @HeBurnt_MyShake
    @HeBurnt_MyShake Год назад +361

    I'd never have any kind of relationship with a land lord but this is fine

  • @Kaitlyn_18
    @Kaitlyn_18 Год назад +653

    i actually got nervous when he got stern and said sit down

  • @okipullup_lol
    @okipullup_lol Год назад +9

    “You’ll be my plaything”
    Me: okay when do I start, Monday?

  • @insomniacweebasmr
    @insomniacweebasmr Год назад +284

    He love me, he give me all his money
    That Gucci, Prada comfy
    My sugar daddy
    (Always love your videos Green Leaf💖)

    • @virgobb_
      @virgobb_ Год назад +19

      He love me, he put no one above me
      These b*tches wanna judge me
      But I don't care 💃

    • @Lizzywwonder
      @Lizzywwonder Год назад +9

      I thought that to

    • @apdofficer2104
      @apdofficer2104 Год назад +9

      My thoughts exactly

    • @elizathewolf886
      @elizathewolf886 Год назад +6

      That song is Beautiful XD

  • @fatlilcorgi2608
    @fatlilcorgi2608 Год назад +54

    My guy admitted to tax fraud 💀

  • @marquesstars4339
    @marquesstars4339 Год назад +167

    Him: Do you know what I see?
    Me: Money-
    Him: *At the exact time* Money. Lots of it.
    Me:👀AYO HOLD UP!! *WHERE THE DANG CAMERAS AT???!!!*
    Anywho, this audio had me *WEAK* . Thank you for the good work.😌✨

  • @Teecupmiguel
    @Teecupmiguel Год назад +30

    Him: Si-
    Me: im sat *smiling innocently* 😏

  • @user-xh8ho2gn1j
    @user-xh8ho2gn1j Год назад +31

    Him : "what did you see?"
    Me : i̶d̶o̶i̶t̶s̶a̶n̶d̶w̶i̶c̶h̶

  • @Oceanstalker
    @Oceanstalker Год назад +82

    Landlord: We're going to play this game.
    No-Nonsense Me: No, I'm actually gon give you the money. Just let me get my cash already. 😒

  • @Dustyy_Bunz42
    @Dustyy_Bunz42 Год назад +24

    In the wise words of Abba: 🎶 Money money money must be funny'in the rich man's world 🎶"

  • @thedemonskid
    @thedemonskid Год назад +42

    The close up in one ear whispers are just so *MMMMMMMMMMM* 0/////0
    Keep up the great work, your voice is just so so nice to hear and you portray all of your characters super well!!

  • @drippy1710
    @drippy1710 Год назад +58

    Great video 👍
    "You can avoid the IRS but you can't avoid your rent" - mom

  • @nenasadie
    @nenasadie 11 месяцев назад +6

    "I mean, realistically, unless you were a millionaire, there is no way you could afford this."
    (looks around at little one bed flat in the north of England... thinks about housing crisis... reluctantly agrees with a worried sigh and a slight head shake)
    I'm clearly done for. Unless there's some kind of uprising. Please, do go on.

  • @not.me.99
    @not.me.99 Год назад +39

    When he said "you see..." i started laughing so hard

  • @carbon9279
    @carbon9279 Год назад +11

    When he siad "Sit down" I don't know but I got so nervous and get out of the bed and sit again 💀🤌

  • @isa_mg
    @isa_mg Год назад +9

    *NAH WHEN HE SAID "daddy~" I COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN MENTALLY*

  • @wild_card3440
    @wild_card3440 Год назад +103

    Who can actually say daddy without laugh like it’s hard

  • @KelliBannanas789
    @KelliBannanas789 Год назад +226

    💐 Flowers for your hard work!!! Your voice normally has me like "daddy, sorry, daddy, sorry, daddy" but this took the cake 🤤

  • @lilipip9399
    @lilipip9399 Год назад +20

    Him : sit down
    Me :I'm sat 🧎🏻‍♀️

  • @Karma-gc7kh
    @Karma-gc7kh Год назад +25

    Look outside, what do you see?
    Me : um..oh! I see a cute guy walking, I think he’s shy sooo cutee😍😍

  • @lipglosssupremacy
    @lipglosssupremacy Год назад +11

    "sit down."
    Mhm mhm my thoughts EXACTLY..
    [💭: i shall obey.]

  • @auroraitaliana9061
    @auroraitaliana9061 Год назад +56

    When I tell you my eyes went wide when he said daddy, they went fucking WIDE

  • @Gala-Nai
    @Gala-Nai Год назад +33

    Me; you really came prepared with papers
    him: of Course I came prepared

  • @lazyteabag9619
    @lazyteabag9619 Год назад +7

    "I guess you can start calling me daddy"
    me : imagines George from Peppa pig saying daddy
    this is a point of my life where i realize i've gone crazy from babysitting my cousins for too long

  • @lavender_sky6480
    @lavender_sky6480 Год назад +71

    I hope that this could be a series I love it so much 😭🙏

  • @some_dumbass1843
    @some_dumbass1843 Год назад +19

    "Look ursala your gonna stfu and let me read this so called document so I know I'm not signing my soul away"

  • @evelynnbragg1409
    @evelynnbragg1409 Год назад +13

    From the start of the video I was like
    Hearing his voice: *enters submission mode*
    4 minutes in and I'm already nervous smiling and trying to retreat in my bed😂

    • @evelynnbragg1409
      @evelynnbragg1409 Год назад +3

      Umm I have a request for an asmr.......👉👈 can there be an asmr where the listener is shy and submissive?
      You don't have to make one this can just be an idea of sorts. *insert panic*

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +4

      I'll see what I can do ;)

  • @wxntedbella9311
    @wxntedbella9311 Год назад +647

    Green:” I give the orders sit down now “
    Me: “ im sat ….”

    • @Nightdominia
      @Nightdominia Год назад +29

      Is it bad that I'd defy him and go after a "punishment game"?? 😈

    • @wxntedbella9311
      @wxntedbella9311 Год назад +27

      @@Nightdominia I-- 😭😭😭 aye you’re your own person if that’s what you like I ain’t stopping you

    • @anitadonovan7588
      @anitadonovan7588 Год назад +4

      No cuz I legit said the same

    • @yumiko9474
      @yumiko9474 Год назад +1

      In my head i was like: "im sat."

    • @Char---
      @Char--- Год назад

      ​@@Nightdominia Okay, go for it 😨💦💦

  • @violette_lilies4484
    @violette_lilies4484 Год назад +11

    "sit down"
    "I'm sat"

  • @Loomine.
    @Loomine. Год назад +5

    Him: what do you see?
    Me: I see a brown bear looking at me :D

  • @xx_zenderaz_xx7426
    @xx_zenderaz_xx7426 Год назад +15

    "Sit down"
    Me: I'm sat.

  • @kwapo5465
    @kwapo5465 Год назад +38

    We need part 2 💕

  • @Holdmybaguette
    @Holdmybaguette Год назад +35

    It's midnight and I'm listening to this GAWD DAMN YOUR VOICE-
    THE DESCRIPTION 😭✋

  • @mellotun3
    @mellotun3 Год назад +9

    “sit down.” im sat. 😼

  • @iforgot6425
    @iforgot6425 Год назад +87

    ….
    - I n t e n s e b r e a t h i n g -
    The second he said “daddy”
    I immediately thought of Daddy Pig
    And now I can’t stop laughing-

  • @rottednuggets5484
    @rottednuggets5484 Год назад +19

    Not the suger daddy
    I LOVE THE IDEA KEEP IT UP

  • @Chocolate._milk..
    @Chocolate._milk.. Год назад +5

    WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD WHEN HE SAID THE WORD “DADDY” BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • @certifiedgoblinoid4296
    @certifiedgoblinoid4296 Год назад +20

    So the landlord/sugardaddy owns other businesses and is a multimillionaire?
    WHERE DO I APPLY.

  • @_inevitable_8608
    @_inevitable_8608 Год назад +51

    The only 2 words that can describe this video is: GAWD DAYUM! (With a lot of heart emojis) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    Will this be a series, Mr Sugar Daddy? 🦋🦋🦋

  • @DragonFury4250
    @DragonFury4250 Год назад +37

    Thanks for murdering me with second-hand embarrassment~!

  • @kikacien4480
    @kikacien4480 Год назад +11

    in the beginning i was like "bitch get out of my house!"🤣

  • @Motherly_love
    @Motherly_love Год назад +21

    *holds out hands*
    part 2? pretty please? 🥺

  • @BONSDREAMS
    @BONSDREAMS Год назад +7

    These kind if asmrs make me feel more broke than i actually am.
    (One of my favs btw hope youre taking care of yourself 🙏)

  • @treashy_3x
    @treashy_3x Год назад +16

    This made me giggle and shit🫣😮‍💨

  • @w1ldcxrd_YN
    @w1ldcxrd_YN Год назад +6

    Him: “Sit down”
    Me: “I’m sat”

  • @zaddynumber5
    @zaddynumber5 Год назад +12

    "do u know what i see"
    me: money-
    him: money
    me: uh we're a match made 🤭

  • @tailedgates9
    @tailedgates9 Год назад +4

    Funny enough, with the silver tongue, intimidation factor and contract signing, this feels like a perfect and more subtle portrayal of Lucifer. Lol But this guy doesnt seem evil. Taks us to your suite!!

  • @YourLocalPoshBoy
    @YourLocalPoshBoy Год назад +14

    Him: do you know what I see?
    Me: YOUR TIDDIE-
    Him: money. Lots of it
    Me: ye yes. Money. That was exactly what I was going to say.

  • @jemkay1606
    @jemkay1606 Год назад +21

    Ayo this is rly good, it brought out a side of me I didn't know existed, thanks dadd-

  • @janieworch7498
    @janieworch7498 Год назад +7

    His voice is deeper than my depression😅

  • @Titus_Alexius
    @Titus_Alexius Год назад +79

    💳💥💳💥💥💳💥💥💥💳 I REQUEST A PART TWO SIR!

    • @ssbruv
      @ssbruv Год назад +3

      BRO CHILL YOU'RE GONNA BREAK BOTH THE TABLE AND CREDIT CARD

    • @Titus_Alexius
      @Titus_Alexius Год назад

      @@ssbruv GOOD

  • @10Luna10
    @10Luna10 Год назад +14

    HAHAHAH STOOP SORRY ITS THE DESCRIPTION AHHAHAH??!😭
    "Daddy has you covered;)" GREEN WHAT?

  • @acekjVa
    @acekjVa Год назад +11

    him: call me daddy Me: oh..

  • @hiiloveu1521
    @hiiloveu1521 Год назад +40

    *thinking of a way to actually make him submissive and depend on my presence*

  • @elizabethledgister4432
    @elizabethledgister4432 Год назад +7

    I work all night, I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay
    Ain't it sad?
    And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
    That's too bad
    In my dreams I have a plan
    If I got me a wealthy man
    I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    In the rich man's world
    Money, money, money
    Always sunny
    In the rich man's world

  • @amcwhorter2008
    @amcwhorter2008 Год назад +59

    This was an absolute work of art! Thank you Green Leaf, can we maybe get a part two?

  • @Madam_Mischief
    @Madam_Mischief Год назад +5

    Listener: Walks out of the apartment with the Pretty Woman song in the background.

  • @apdofficer2104
    @apdofficer2104 Год назад +41

    "how it chews to gum 5 feels. Gum Gum. Sence your stimulation" - some wize being.
    APD APPROVED!
    FUN FACT: The longest one-syllable words in the English language are "scraunched" and "strengthed." Some suggest that "squirreled" could be included, but squirrel is intended to be pronounced as two syllables (squir-rel) according to most dictionaries. "Screeched" and "strengths" are two other long one-syllable words, but they only have 9 letters.
    UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!

    • @itskaylamilk5506
      @itskaylamilk5506 Год назад

      I love your profile pic👑✨💅

    • @apdofficer2104
      @apdofficer2104 Год назад

      @@itskaylamilk5506 thank you! This was from 1's gameplay...

  • @javargriffin1771
    @javargriffin1771 Год назад +12

    oh no this man has the voice down to t keep up the amazing job

  • @othellocreation6891
    @othellocreation6891 Год назад +9

    “ instead of giving it to the government and tax” Sir did you just admit you’re not paying your taxes you know I’m pretty sure that’s a crime /j loved the audio

  • @ssbruv
    @ssbruv Год назад +9

    I~ NEED A SUGAR DADDY~
    TO COME PAY MY BILLS~
    MM PAY MY BILLS~

  • @FlynnSH
    @FlynnSH Год назад +27

    Its lucky I don't give much about expensive stuff, clothes, Gucci etc. But I would be grateful if he pays my rent! xD

  • @tigergirl921
    @tigergirl921 Год назад +2

    "Could you be obedient for me?"
    Me: Probably not, tbh 😫

  • @No-jo4kj
    @No-jo4kj Год назад +7

    Okay so I'm going to need a part two and thank you for this

  • @mahnahtala3782
    @mahnahtala3782 Год назад +35

    My manifestation of a sugar daddy has come😌✨

  • @draven8438
    @draven8438 Год назад +4

    oh my god- when i heard the first part i thought the noise was my stomach😭 (note to self: headphones mess with your head)

  • @hajjaksksskdffjsks
    @hajjaksksskdffjsks Год назад +10

    PART TWO 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

  • @RoseyEhe
    @RoseyEhe Год назад +3

    The fact that I would pay rent out of fear of a landlord coming and then him saying I didn’t pay rent kinda makes me angry

  • @sarah-ym5ri
    @sarah-ym5ri Год назад +26

    this was so nice - your voice is aswell :)

  • @clarahartzen
    @clarahartzen Год назад +10

    Literally just found your channel but I see you’ve done multiple part series *happy noises in new subscriber*

  • @Char---
    @Char--- Год назад +2

    Him : "Si-"
    Me : I'M SAT.

  • @GraceMil-sq9ux
    @GraceMil-sq9ux 9 месяцев назад +5

    14:40 reminds me of that meme “jUsT in cAsE pOcKeT jUsT iN cAsE!”

  • @MsAngelique
    @MsAngelique Год назад +5

    Yeah ... landlords don't typically own a tenant's furniture. He's a prick. And I love him. Lol.

  • @to1817
    @to1817 Год назад +5

    Yes finally I found a suga daddy i have a suga momma but she went to Peru now im broke 😢

  • @shylri
    @shylri Год назад +6

    YOUR IDEAS ARE SO ORIGINAL

  • @GreenForestASMR
    @GreenForestASMR Год назад +6

    How!!!!! How can a leaf surpass the forest lol! Great job!

  • @gay_boi2716
    @gay_boi2716 4 месяца назад +3

    Not me using this series to fall asleep at night … 😅

  • @sophiahoyt5186
    @sophiahoyt5186 Год назад +10

    Have a good day everyone ❤

  • @Michelle-ss8km
    @Michelle-ss8km Год назад +8

    PART 2 PLEASE! 🙏🏻❤️

  • @atlasVor
    @atlasVor Год назад +7

    “Sports cars get boring,”
    Me: HA, my quad and razor are my baby boys, and don’t even get me started on my dirt bike😩
    NAHHHH, not the contract! 😂
    *me signing the contract with new quads, better trailer in mind*✍️🔥🔥🔥

  • @jasmine56771
    @jasmine56771 5 месяцев назад +3

    Him: "I guess you can start calling me..."
    Me: don't you dare-
    Him: **daddy~**
    Me: *Let's out a noise similar to both a squeal and aa scream*

  • @squirrelle
    @squirrelle Год назад +13

    I was kinda on the line because I really don't care about other people's money.
    But the authoritative personality and then the use of a particular term that I am weak to...
    Sounds like a delightful bad decision in the making.

  • @isasantos8577
    @isasantos8577 Год назад +6

    My landlord is a nice old man, so I'm kind confused?

  • @silverrose3659
    @silverrose3659 Год назад +14

    Part 2 PLZ!!!

  • @grandesdivine3139
    @grandesdivine3139 Год назад +4

    DAMNNN THIS IS GOOD!!!

  • @bogdancosman2178
    @bogdancosman2178 Год назад +11

    What if he gets bored and wants another toy? What we're going to do?😟

  • @winterfox63x
    @winterfox63x Год назад +1

    Him*Knocks on door*
    Me: I DoNt gOt thE dRugS and toTaLlY hAve tHe RenT moNeY-

  • @bookish_ronnie
    @bookish_ronnie Год назад +4

    loved the audio but i kinda god scared when he said sit down in a strict voice lol 😂💀
    Love you tho, stay hydrated ❤️

  • @Ventiandsethoslover
    @Ventiandsethoslover Год назад +7

    Him: “ when we first met... ”
    Me: 🤨
    Him: “ it's a disease I want to cure it in me ”
    Me: hunny u can't cure urself🤭😶
    Edit (1):
    Him: “ I would like to talk some more ”
    Me: “ WHyyyyyYYy!😭😭 ”
    Him: “ I want you to be my Suger baby. ”
    Me: “ 😘why😍didn't😩you☺️say🤪so😋 ”
    Him: “it was a real peace of shit”
    Me: “like me a peace of shit and falling a part ☺️😨☺️😧☺️😭☺️ ”
    Edit (2):
    Him: “ my adorable little pet..~ ”
    Me: “ DOES tHaT mean I'm a good boy~....😩😋☺️ ”
    Him: “i guess you can start calling me,,,,, daddy..~”
    Me: “OH YES DADDY😍”

  • @diona3817
    @diona3817 Год назад +8

    Omgggg amazing work love itttt ❤️❤️

  • @Weeping_cedar
    @Weeping_cedar Год назад +1

    💳💥💥💥💥💥💳💳💥💥💥💥💥PART TWO NOW!!!!

  • @masonthegrimreaper8745
    @masonthegrimreaper8745 Год назад

    When he said look out the window I thought it'd be a mice and men kinda thing