Funny(not being sarcastic), but doing PAP on Tranzit will no joke take over 2 hours. I’ve tried it myself, you would want to drink Paint Thinner combined with Bleach.
"Ninety nine bottles of vodka on wall, ninety nine bottles of vodka. You take one down, put it in my mouth, and 5 minutes later no more vodka on wall." -The perfect quote for Nikolai
Ahh town, my first experience with zombies. I was 9 years old playing town and I remember asking my older teammates online how to “make my gun shoot like that”. Good days.
Smr in multiplayer was actually a beast. You could actually shoot people from far away and kill them in like 2-3 shots. No clue what they did to it for zombies though
I have so much nostalgia for town on Black Ops 2. Challenging myself to hit high rounds with the war machine, and pack a punching all the guns. Every dlc for me felt like an exciting new experience, and made bo2 zombies as a whole my favourite zombies experience.
My friend said the intro yesterday at school and got slapped Edit: I’m just saying this because some people might get offended by this, I don’t agree with objectifying women
I'd like to see Tim get the "don't touch the fire achievement" where you have to open all of the doors in tranzit without touching the fire...would be fun lol
Tim: "LOOK I'VE GOT THE SMR IN ROUND 37 WITHOUT DOUBLE TAP OR PACK-A-PUNCH I WONDER HOW GOOD THIS THING WILL BE...I think I'd rather slap them..." I lost it XD 27:14
I actually really love the 57 in this game. It started when I actually tried to use the CZ in the previous game and ended up like the feel of it especially because it has decent headshot damage and good mobility. I especially remember loving the 57 in Origins because it's a wall by
I loved the intro, and of course it was the first time I was watching one of your vids with my girlfriend sitting next to me. The shock on her face made it even better.
I would clean house with the SMR when I was grinding gun camos, (in multiplayer) I was surprised because its performance is day and night when comparing it between zombies and multiplayer.
The DSR was insane on town survival. If you never had the chance to PAP it multiple times the scope even came off and it acted like a sniper should when it came to damage, that and the m1216
@@ノイズドリーム no one does that anymore, that was so last year. Now we kidnap people and tie them up in the attic and force them to play Raid Shadow Legends.
i stopped at the part where Tim got the War Machine and RPG, and reminded me that a 4 days ago, i got the War Machine and the RPG doin a 2 box challenge on NUKETOWN zombies
Holy crap I did this wayyy back with my friends on town also and I’m super glad to see you try it since the way we did it was using a piece of paper and writing down every single weapon then crossing out the ones we’ve done unfortunately we couldn’t do it but I’m glad to you see you attempt it since you have more experience
@@eric_eric_eric8564 who asked you? you seem to be baby raging for no reason, i think you need to calm down, or else your mommy is going to be very angry at you
You are such an underrated RUclipsr, this is the first video I have watched if you and let me say I was never bored or distracted, I was just so entertained by the commentary and gameplay, most definitely keep it up my guy👌👍
This map is my childhood because I was to poor for dlc maps :(
same
Same
Lol
Never seen a more relatable comment
@@bugsbunny5005 same
*last pack challenge* "I'll play whatever you guys decide"
Us: Do it on tranzit.
Tim: No, I dont think I will.
Good meme, quality meme sir!!!
Sy technically he’s doing it on part of tranzit
Technically he is playing it but only a part of it
Alfie Hunt nice way to steal the reply above yours
Funny(not being sarcastic), but doing PAP on Tranzit will no joke take over 2 hours. I’ve tried it myself, you would want to drink Paint Thinner combined with Bleach.
"Ninety nine bottles of vodka on wall, ninety nine bottles of vodka. You take one down, put it in my mouth, and 5 minutes later no more vodka on wall."
-The perfect quote for Nikolai
Lol
I read that in his voice too lol
Actually in Call of the Dead, Richtofen Nikolai and Dempsey actually a very similar song during the easter egg
@@BarnabyCrumplebum Cool, I don’t have that map but it sounds interesting.
ThatHatGuy yeah call of the dead is one of the best maps ever. Up there with mob of the dead and gorod krovi
“The hammer turns into the screwdriver” -tim hansen 2019
and becomes the rift E9 gun after 2 packed 🤣
IIRandomGamerII what?
Hey am from 2020 there is gonna be a outbreak so buy masks for your own safety
@@l6fi don't be racist man
Not funny
I knew once I heard the intro I would immensely enjoy this moving image
I too enjoyed this moving image.
I miss the transit starting song
R/cursedcomments
@@mesauce Ah ah ah...r/blessedcomments
You can tell hes over 50
I do not care if I’m here in 2021 but we had to respect Tim bro, he was struggling with his exams but still getting amazing content out for us ✊
shoulda listened to his mom, and stop playing videogames instead of studying
@@drabnail777 Game > Studying
@@drabnail777 what happened?
2022
@@Konaar975 Yessir
it was painful watching you trade out the Ray Gun for the War Machine
If it was bo3 I would’ve been like YES
Same
@I love icloudz maybe if it was the Galil or Executioner but the WAR MACHINE?
@@decayedphoenix8865 the mar machine ent as bad as people say it is give it double tap 2 and phd it's a beast
@@neardeathexperience2095 explosives aren't good at all with juggernog.
Me: jumps through fire precisely
Tim: WALKS RIGHT THROUGH
you jump over the lava?
@@TMP69420 you don't?
i thought i was the only one who jumped in the lava
"Double points, ooh I wanna grab that"
Man with 37000 points
Double Points would get him to 74000 bro.
@@sarcasmuser8235 that doesn’t make sense
@@GoldenLionU4 did you even read his username
@@AROD-oh5ez I was being sarcastic too idiot
@@GoldenLionU4 Mhm, okay then.
18:06 I like how Tim’s screen turned red right after he started talking about communism lol
☭
Stars and stripes beats hammer and scicle look it up
@@pizzasuicide7392 Greedy capitalist pigs, give me ammunition!
@@pizzasuicide7392 Scotland is not a real country! You are an English man in a dress!
Sir Maverick694 rip rick may
Odin Combee how you do hammer and scickle
"points is everything"
Proceeds to use Mustang and Sally and achieve minimum points
LMFAO that literally just happened the second I read it
The comments are 666 bruh
TDM-htg Same lol
Ahh town, my first experience with zombies. I was 9 years old playing town and I remember asking my older teammates online how to “make my gun shoot like that”. Good days.
mine was kino der toten in bo 1
@@D1ff1cult1 mine was WaW Nacht der Untonten in age of 10, that was awsome when WaW came in 2008.
@@macedon379 i had WaW but after the campaign i didn’t play the zombies mostly cause i didn’t know there was one Xd
@@D1ff1cult1 That's strange, usually after the campaign it throws you straight into zombies without warning.
@@fatjesus6912 damn WaW is pretty buggy so maybe it didn’t do it for me XD
Rabbit: makes intro
Tim: *hipity hopity your intro is now my property*
One of the funniest intros
YOU STOLE DANI'S LINE
but it ok
@@rebeccaazar4932 Dani wasn’t even the one who made that line.
lmao so true
When he gets a higher round then me when I’m playing normal
Chimps ahoy no shit sherlock
What’s your highest round
Chimps ahoy Jesus bruh calm the fuck down
Cole Felton no shit
serlock I should
Radimps ok bruh you have some problems let it go bro
Smr in multiplayer was actually a beast. You could actually shoot people from far away and kill them in like 2-3 shots. No clue what they did to it for zombies though
They made it do like 2 damage and inaccurate as FUCK
Yea, even PAPed, It still takes so many bullets to kill a zombie... EACH!
Jip the smr is my go to for multiplayer
FAL is better
If you kept paping it you would get select fire I actually went to round 30 with just that and dual wield five sevens...lmao I love the shitty weapons
"The hammer becomes the screwdriver"?
So close yet so far
bro I fucking died 😂😂😂😂😂
@@jake_rose04 you ok?
😂🤣😂🤣😅
Ftwd episode?
Thats a old joke
5:04 who else went straight to the comments?
Me
Yep
Straight up.
Yup...
Yep
Bruuuuh that intro made me break out in laughing hard😂
I almost died in the first second of the video, lol
" Hibity, hoppity, women are property "
- Hansen, Tim. 2019
ruclips.net/video/rfESrobPhws/видео.html
For the original joke
I won’t like because the number right now
Put captions on it changes what he says
dumb
dummy
"the hammer becomes the... screw driver?" 😂😂😂
Nah the sickle is better
Sledgehammer
It actually becomes the sledgehammer
@@pyrobeast2498 r/whoooosh
@@jacobt785 r/itswooooshwith4os
I have so much nostalgia for town on Black Ops 2. Challenging myself to hit high rounds with the war machine, and pack a punching all the guns. Every dlc for me felt like an exciting new experience, and made bo2 zombies as a whole my favourite zombies experience.
28:56
Look at the jugger-nog icon.... it's got a emp to turn off!
Activision: it’s not unfair balancing, it’s a surprise disability!
Rip Jug 14th december 2019 - 14th december 2019
@@toastysketches2517 13th
@@SStarry_Days nope 14th
@Cookie Woop ok cool
My friend said the intro yesterday at school and got slapped
Edit: I’m just saying this because some people might get offended by this, I don’t agree with objectifying women
@cookiemonster2247 wtf lol
Nice
Nice
KrazyRabb1t would like to sue you in kourt for kopyright
😁
I remember spending hours on this map trying to get to high rounds... while listening to power metal can’t forget that detail
I'd like to see Tim get the "don't touch the fire achievement" where you have to open all of the doors in tranzit without touching the fire...would be fun lol
doing the one at diner was the most stressful shit ever bro
@@simardeepdulay6605 the house @ farm and the town were the stressful areas for me
Tim: "LOOK I'VE GOT THE SMR IN ROUND 37 WITHOUT DOUBLE TAP OR PACK-A-PUNCH I WONDER HOW GOOD THIS THING WILL BE...I think I'd rather slap them..."
I lost it XD 27:14
I feel like Tim always gets the weapon he wants when he’s silent
Do Voyage of Despair for BO4
*you must suffer Timothy*
TIMMOTHY, YOU MUST SUFFER
This is the way
Timothy Hansen, we require more than simple gameplay.
DeskApple if you see his pap challenge on BO3, I told him to just play Tranzit. He didn’t listen. He must suffer
He played on easy mode and on town. Suffering must occur
1:11 this is the most American thing I’ve ever heard.
Jay Tran relatable
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
oh yes
George and lele I ♥️🇺🇸
And🇲🇽
0:01 the best intro on RUclips😂😂😂
“Is this ez mode”
-Tim Hansen
Nerf this
Siht fren
After you finish this series you could do a top 10 guns you missed
JakeDawg did not have to do your boy tim like that
Tim hansen: good call of duty player
Also Tim hansen: the guy to buy a dog so the dog walks him
2021
@@Epicman2145 this was in 2019
@@killianhirst4522wait we are in 2019. Wow thanks for enlightening me.
@@Epicman2145 it was made in 2019
@@killianhirst4522 you know I better things to do besides explain what I was trying to do.
21:43
"That's the Shitcom" Tim, 2019
1:42 “in this beautiful day, under this beautiful sky” 😂😂
I almost died
but its true
21:20 “the screwdriver” 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Let me catch my son putting his time into pack-a-punching every gun in BO2.
👀
10K Subscribers Without Videos - Prodixy I’m just mad this isn’t Tranzit or die rise
You plan on getting 10,000 subscribers with no videos with weak ass comments like this?
holy fuck you have 3.2 thousand, godspeed.
Let me catch my son not getting a birdman reference
@@lebumjames5299 l get it so will you take my name off the list
8:34 I thought he said “that would bring us to the 80’s”
True
This map is just nostalgic cause me and my older brother would play this
I used to play this map with my little brother...
28:21 did you notice that jugg was E-M-P'ED
what does that mean
@@thatonepickle1857 its deactivated
Yes
Stolen
@Kathy De La Fuente sure not stolen
“The smr on round 37 with no pack and no double tap... I think I’d rather slap them” - Timhansen 2k19
Faze boose
Unreleased Music Inc. can’t forget the c 😤
Feel bad inc
I actually really love the 57 in this game. It started when I actually tried to use the CZ in the previous game and ended up like the feel of it especially because it has decent headshot damage and good mobility. I especially remember loving the 57 in Origins because it's a wall by
Me: goes on youtube
also Me: clicks on vid
vid: HIPPITY HOPPITY WOMAN ARE PROPERTY
yes
fax
I saw you on Black ops 2 multiplayer theme lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏼
@@Rhyme2400 lol
10:07 petition to change SMR PAP from Smiler to Frowner
Fuckin signed
I’m so happy to see that someone is actually playing bo2 without hacking. I miss the old days
Man the mtar was fantastic in this game's multiplayer, good memories
"Im a poet and i didn't even know it!! HAHA"
-Tim Hansen/Rectalfan(richtofen)
2019
Tim is under appreciated the amount of effort he puts knot these videos is crazy
To be honest, richtofen is my favorite announcer.
Tim: *I* *think* *i* *would* *rather* *slap* *them*
Quote of 2020
That voice crack when said round 40 is gold.
I loved the intro, and of course it was the first time I was watching one of your vids with my girlfriend sitting next to me. The shock on her face made it even better.
The smr was lowkey a dope ass gun in multiplayer with select fire
Decent Fal was just simply better
@@Trubuhdur idk select fire with a target finder and your choice of long barrel or fmj and that gun is 🔥
That cheat wall on raid with target finder😂😂
@@Trubuhdur Wasn't the FAL literally banned in comp play because of how busted it could be and how quick it's time to kill was?
“I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it, I rhyme all the time.” Tim 2019
Coronavirus : Enters Africa
Ebola : Hippitty hoppitty get of my property
Yo that’s clever
Ravennation Just some random youtuber thanks
honestly 😂
"Sup moist boi's, it's yah boi tim here" 😂
I would clean house with the SMR when I was grinding gun camos, (in multiplayer) I was surprised because its performance is day and night when comparing it between zombies and multiplayer.
Do a "Upgrade every gun being sold in a school bathroom challenge"
A beautiful example of capitalism
I can just imagine a 9 Yr old walking into class with a wunderwaffe
His teachers would be so shocked
GRFN Irish oh no
GRFN Irish hahah I get it. the teachers would be “SHOCKED!” haha.
Us: do tranzit
Him: well now I’m not doing it
Stolen
@@Didler6666 okay so what
I watched this on my lunch break when it came out in 2019, and now I’m watching it on my lunch break in 2022. How time flies
It’s a blast from the past seeing all the embarrassing dead memes from all the twelvies in 2019, it’s like a Time Capsule of cringe
Solo town setup:
Juggernog, Stamin-up,
Double Tap, and Quick Revive
Mustang and sally, and raygun mk 2
@@brady.widlake swap QR with Speed Cola. Usually people die on this map because they reload slower.
Brady22 Raygun pack a punched and hammer pack a punched
That’s my strat
@@imreddo0 I use mk2/mustang and Sally and rpd or galil
"Finally gets the mark 2"
"Almost dies before grabbing it"
@Kathy De La Fuente "Almost"
@Kathy De La Fuente I dont remember my guy it was 9 months ago
16:25 no way you didn't plan that that was on point 😅
Tim, dude, DSR 50 is top tier on town. No joke, one damn good gun.
Especially double pap to remove the scope
Ray Gun MKII+DSR50 PAPed unscoped=100 rounds
“Pack is easily accessible”
*in a pool of lava*
I would swim naked through lava on Town before I do the steps to get pack on Shadows 😂 yes I'm lazy
@@qamzatmedvedov they’re not that hard when you get them down but yeah town is hands down the easiest map ever for pack
Now I have backstreet boys stuck in my head.
Thanks.
3:16 I will use this advice over the holidays to actually be good on my first ever exam. Good luck boys
Keep up with the content, lad. We appreciate you going vietnamese.
This guy is such a good content creator, not many people can talk and entertain for this long, and keep the gameplay interesting too
bruh
Tim lied to all of us. I once played buried with my friends and got the Raygun, Raygun mark 2, and the paralyzer
Joshua Basinger it only doesn’t work on the tranzit maps
The DSR was insane on town survival. If you never had the chance to PAP it multiple times the scope even came off and it acted like a sniper should when it came to damage, that and the m1216
It’s coming up on my b’day I will be 8 u r a legend ❤️
TranZit wasn't that bad, it was actually really fun.
Russian roulette can also be very fun
@@mostafaahmedibrahim2541 dude what the hell is wrong with you
@@mostafaahmedibrahim2541 did you kidnapped people and take them to your basement and forced them to play russian roulette?
@@ノイズドリーム no one does that anymore, that was so last year. Now we kidnap people and tie them up in the attic and force them to play Raid Shadow Legends.
@@thatoneguywhosjustthere1478 oh fudge you just made me piss my pants
The Wii bowling music at the end is nice 😂❤️
Watching this is again in 2024 hits diffrent
This is the best intro I’ve ever heard in my life, I’m dying laughing 4 seconds into a video
Tim after he though he got the ray gun: throws headset and quits the game
THE SMR IS ACTUALY VERY GOOD ON MULTIPLAYER AND I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO NEVER STOP MAKING THE
27:20 "I think I would rather slap them." LMFAOOOOO
i stopped at the part where Tim got the War Machine and RPG, and reminded me that a 4 days ago, i got the War Machine and the RPG doin a 2 box challenge on NUKETOWN zombies
Ah yes I see you are a fellow man of culture
Did you reset or embrace the suffering
@@georgeransley7162 i embraced the suffering for 23 rounds
I love tranzit but town hits different 😂
i freaking jumped when he said “oh boy you scared me” at 8:23
Mee too ex dee
Ong😹
21:16 “the hammer becomes the screwdriver?” 😂😂lmfao
His videos were such gems, hope his podcast works out
0:08 whats up moist bois its your boi tim here
Tim getting to round 30 without much struggle.
Me hardly making it to round 15
Stolen
@@Didler6666 how? they just said they cant make it to round 15 lmao
Me and my brothers used to run this map all the time. We had every single DLC map but still decided to play Town all the time instead.
Imagine watching this in December of 2020
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Reply if you gae
18:07 Tim was spitting facts
The SMR kicked ass in multi dw
Although the FAL OSW was the better of the two semi auto ARs soooo y'know
I really appreciate the effort you put into making us happy Tim. Thank you
I saw this person on my recommendation so I watched him I thought his voice was relaxing until i heard him yell which scared me
“This thing isn’t great, it’s 3 shot on round 28. I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it. I rhyme all the time.” Straight bars🔥🔥🔥
i played the SHIT out of this map. town will always have a special place in my heart. so many memories playing with my brother on split screen
Bro same
Same
Same
Holy crap I did this wayyy back with my friends on town also and I’m super glad to see you try it since the way we did it was using a piece of paper and writing down every single weapon then crossing out the ones we’ve done unfortunately we couldn’t do it but I’m glad to you see you attempt it since you have more experience
I come back periodically for the intro. It's so good
Town was one of my most played maps in bo2
I pretty much only played town
Thats crazy bro but who the fucked asked
@@eric_eric_eric8564 bruh moment
@@eric_eric_eric8564 who asked you? you seem to be baby raging for no reason, i think you need to calm down, or else your mommy is going to be very angry at you
@@darks1d3rz16 bruh i commented this 1 year ago you’re the one typing a whole paragraph all late 💀
You are such an underrated RUclipsr, this is the first video I have watched if you and let me say I was never bored or distracted, I was just so entertained by the commentary and gameplay, most definitely keep it up my guy👌👍
12:35 The way he just randomly changes the topic after he falls to Jesus being a carpenter killed me😂
Fun fact about the packed RPG. It’s actually full-auto
What...
Red he was firing it one at a time but you can hold down the trigger and rapid fire it