Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

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  • Опубликовано: 9 май 2016
  • Panic! At The Disco's official video for 'Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time' from the album Death Of A Bachelor - available now on DCD2 / Fueled By Ramen.
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    Directed by Tim Hendrix
    LYRICS:
    Alright, alright
    It’s a helluva feeling though
    Who are these people
    I just woke up in my underwear
    No liquor left on the shelf
    I should prob’ly introduce myself
    You shoulda seen what I wore
    I had a cane and a party hat
    was the king of this hologram
    Where there’s no such thing as getting out of hand
    Memories tend to just pop up
    Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves
    Five thousand people with designer drugs
    Don’t think I’ll ever get enough
    Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
    And most things in between
    I roam the city in a shopping cart
    A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
    This night is heating up
    Raise hell and turn it up
    Saying if you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe
    Oh yeah
    Don’t threaten me with a good time
    What are these footprints
    They don’t look very human like
    Now I wish that I could find my clothes
    Bedsheets and a morning rose
    I wanna wake up
    Can’t even tell if this is a dream
    How did we end up in my neighbor’s pool
    Upside down with a perfect view
    Bar to bar at the speed of sound
    Fancy feet dancing through this town
    Lost my mind in a wedding gown
    Don’t think I’ll ever get it now
    I’m a scholar and a gentleman
    And I usually don’t fall when I try to stand
    I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt
    But I make these high heels work
    I’ve told you time and time again
    I’m not as think as you drunk I am
    And we all fell down as the sun came up
    I think we’ve had enough
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  • @carterlearned8796
    @carterlearned8796 8 лет назад +9534

    I think Brendon just had a really f*cking weird dream and then made it into a music video xD

  • @kaiasocooman
    @kaiasocooman 7 лет назад +1585

    Brendon: “I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
    Me: Laughs
    •WAIT•

    • @nyamnyam8947
      @nyamnyam8947 7 лет назад +2

      ha lol same

    • @kinklord6954
      @kinklord6954 7 лет назад +59

      Why did think make sense in my mind lmao

    • @kinklord6954
      @kinklord6954 7 лет назад +7

      UnSexy Derp true tho

    • @InfinateCat
      @InfinateCat 7 лет назад +1

      Fluffy MinMin he doesnt say that

    • @kaiasocooman
      @kaiasocooman 7 лет назад +3

      Yes he does if you look up the lyrics

  • @rene-theophile5198
    @rene-theophile5198 3 года назад +1658

    "Don't threaten my with a good time"
    If THIS is a good time, I don't wanna know what a bad time is.

    • @JackOmoonTSAMS
      @JackOmoonTSAMS 2 года назад +87

      *Megalovania starts playing*

    • @BlueKnupp
      @BlueKnupp Год назад +57

      Ok but hear me out
      "Dude shes a monster"
      "Really a freak in the sheets? She seems so sweet."
      "No literally a monster"

    • @gabadinasabashilloy8529
      @gabadinasabashilloy8529 10 месяцев назад +9

      Emperor's new clothes:

    • @Alex-may-or-may-not-be-dead
      @Alex-may-or-may-not-be-dead 6 месяцев назад +2

      This is why the good time is a threat

    • @mrofinUtortxoF
      @mrofinUtortxoF 6 месяцев назад +1

      hello. how are you doing?

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 2 года назад +612

    I like how they took the line, "What are these footprints? They don't look very human-like" to the most extreme literal level for the music video.

  • @kimberlysuarez5001
    @kimberlysuarez5001 8 лет назад +4516

    that happended, I really wanted Brendon urie to wake up in a chiffon skirt and make those high heels work

  • @winxclubfan66666
    @winxclubfan66666 8 лет назад +5251

    Brendon.... This makes Emperors New Clothes look completely normal.

  • @jackiehuegen6824
    @jackiehuegen6824 3 года назад +1117

    I am a 67 year old great-grandma and I love Panic!At the Disco, which b the way my grandaughter played this song for me and said it descibed me perfectly! I have to agree because I know exactly how this song feeels! Carry on Brendan...You are one of my heroes and this son better be played at my going away party(no funeral for me) when I cross over to spirit!

    • @ifwecouldbefriends
      @ifwecouldbefriends 3 года назад +113

      Dude, I think it’s awesome to see someone who appreciates Panic! At the Disco even as an elder, you go grandma!

    • @purplecowsparkles
      @purplecowsparkles 3 года назад +48

      I love this so much. I can not express how cool you are. Grandma's can have good taste in music too!

    • @Autumn.04
      @Autumn.04 2 года назад +20

      You're so cool granny!

    • @janetlewis7381
      @janetlewis7381 2 года назад +26

      Ok, I'm just behind you at 62! And I wish Brenden was my son. 💞❤️💕

    • @internets0up
      @internets0up 2 года назад +6

      Granny you are so incredibly cool !!

  • @femurstealur4743
    @femurstealur4743 2 года назад +638

    I know how everyone is joking around, but honestly I think that this music video basically is trying to show the weird, peculiar and most importantly somewhat terrifying affects that alcohol and getting obsessively drunk can lay on the mind. The lyrics poke to weird feelings that have not been felt as hard as they should be that are oddly horrifying and complete loss of thoughts in a way.
    But that’s just my thoughts, and it’s clear that this music video is truly about funky space octopus lady.

    • @randombadchannel8700
      @randombadchannel8700 Год назад +30

      I think the video talks about addicting subsances as It goes along with the Beginning of the corus

    • @dotard0075
      @dotard0075 Год назад +16

      > weird, peculiar and somewhat terrifying
      Don't threaten me with a good time

    • @carnageodyssey
      @carnageodyssey Год назад +1

      Truth

    • @thedefinitionfowoman
      @thedefinitionfowoman Год назад +1

      bORING

    • @brigittetaylor303
      @brigittetaylor303 Год назад +11

      "Champagne, cocaine, gasoline, and most things in between." Oh it's about more than just alcohol lol. Just addictions in general.

  • @spookycowb0y_
    @spookycowb0y_ 5 лет назад +3069

    Brendon:* throws lamp
    Monster:* uses uno reverse card

  • @shweenbean6672
    @shweenbean6672 7 лет назад +2703

    "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
    Aaannnnndd this is the best song to exist.

  • @yaross1
    @yaross1 Год назад +95

    THIS IS ART. You can tell how much Brendon cared about making all the songs he did. I will miss him terribly.

    • @elvenbugs
      @elvenbugs 11 месяцев назад +19

      girl hes not dead

    • @scaleonkhan183
      @scaleonkhan183 10 месяцев назад +3

      I mean you can still tell him that to his face if you really wanted to

  • @cremantdeloire
    @cremantdeloire 3 месяца назад +21

    in love with that moment: “I’m a scholar and a gentleman, and I usually don’t fall when I try to stand” ❤

  • @deaddinosour
    @deaddinosour 4 года назад +4397

    Most people: what the hell is this video
    Brendon: sexy squid 😫

    • @elliehoward1992
      @elliehoward1992 4 года назад +40

      Brendon*

    • @andrekerterso353
      @andrekerterso353 4 года назад +63

      He was a girl at the beginning, who went to club to meet Brendon, then Brendon use teleport to be on right side of her, they started dancing, but girly version of Brendon has been drunken too much, so girly version of Brendon started to become a monster. When they were at home to do what drunken people use to do, but girly version of Brendon got max level of being horny, he/she became total monster then to eat such sexy Brendon ( and I am sure, that other monsters were jealous ) and take his soul, because to be famous we need to sell our soul to Satan. Girly version of Brendon with soul of this guy, became new slut in Brendon body to hunt next sexual prey in the club and kill. Demon this then will be need find new Brendon again and again, because he is too much glorious, God doesn't let people living without him.
      Who think, that Brendon Urie is a demon, who sell his soul for Satan to be famous and tell me how much time I used his name.

    • @andrekerterso353
      @andrekerterso353 4 года назад +65

      Ok, people I don't understand why you doesn't understand this song - it is about memory loss, alcohol, narcotics and other psychotropic things. Some people should remember, that fun and especially with alcohol and narcotics in night club for straight and gay people can end for them tragically. You can meet rapist and meet too much shallow and empty people - it can be very dangerous.
      So this human who doesn't look like human, look like that for another person being under alcohol....etc. influence.
      You don't wanna meet a monster in real life, but when you meet this monster it can too much late to escape.

    • @andrekerterso353
      @andrekerterso353 4 года назад +11

      Sorry if I destroy my joke and your fun by my second comment here.

    • @elliehoward1992
      @elliehoward1992 4 года назад +9

      @@andrekerterso353 where was the joke?

  • @diccmeuppapi9314
    @diccmeuppapi9314 7 лет назад +7454

    "I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt, but I make these high heels work."
    I am severely disappointed that Brendon isn't wearing high heels.

  • @ThePowerbloke
    @ThePowerbloke 2 года назад +214

    It was the Rock Lobster 🦞 sampling that first peaked my interest but found the whole song a brilliantly written gem!

    • @lily_skybean
      @lily_skybean 2 года назад +6

      That’s what I was thinking!

    • @raezugg
      @raezugg Год назад +23

      I came to the comments just for this! I wondered if anyone else noticed it was Rock Lobster 🦞 😂

    • @Raznorthecompletelyrealhuman
      @Raznorthecompletelyrealhuman Год назад +3

      Took me 5 years to realize it too

    • @jeremy3475
      @jeremy3475 Год назад +2

      Came here to add this comment. Thank you

    • @SukiHayashiGaming
      @SukiHayashiGaming 8 месяцев назад +1

      I always say that but most people, somehow, dont hear it

  • @EllisDee662
    @EllisDee662 Год назад +72

    "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
    "I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt but I make these high heels work😌"
    The best parts of this mv

  • @kitkatherine23
    @kitkatherine23 7 лет назад +2461

    This takes
    "You are what you eat." to a whole new level.

  • @CantHearTheAuDio
    @CantHearTheAuDio 6 лет назад +838

    9/10
    Did not see Brendon in heels.

    • @rbassist
      @rbassist 6 лет назад +47

      I saw him make those high heels work.... in my mind BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WEAR HIGH HEELS IN THE VIDEO, why am I so mad

    • @Porkchad
      @Porkchad Месяц назад

      why are you like this men don't wear them

    • @Tawroset
      @Tawroset Месяц назад

      Keep on trying. You might get it eventually lol.

  • @user-bn9es1vo6e
    @user-bn9es1vo6e 2 года назад +15

    Heavenly Father I pray you keep the person that's reading this alive, safe, healthy and financially blessed. Amen

  • @user-jk8sp9kp1v
    @user-jk8sp9kp1v 3 месяца назад +18

    My obbsesion with this song is getting unhealthy

  • @rainqueen4624
    @rainqueen4624 5 лет назад +3390

    The octopus monster - a true bisexual icon

    • @t3rani866
      @t3rani866 5 лет назад +48

      Kitty Queen happy pride month 🙃

    • @1973Washu
      @1973Washu 4 года назад +137

      I have seen enough hentai to know this to be true.

    • @dinadina2000
      @dinadina2000 4 года назад +31

      A true Genderqueer icon

    • @inezp3318
      @inezp3318 4 года назад +5

      Kitty Queen army :))

    • @spiritfox9891
      @spiritfox9891 4 года назад +40

      Don’t you think it would be Pansexual

  • @brendonurieismydaddy6758
    @brendonurieismydaddy6758 7 лет назад +1431

    2:49
    That skulls forehead's too small to be Brendons...

  • @pennykat9990
    @pennykat9990 3 года назад +52

    Rock lobster...

  • @connorwade9417
    @connorwade9417 3 месяца назад +6

    Lyrics
    We were at a party
    His earlobe fell in the deep
    Someone reached in and grabbed it
    It was a rock lobster
    Rock lobster
    Rock lobster
    We were at the beach
    Everybody had matching towels
    Somebody went under a dock
    And there they saw a rock
    It wasn't a rock
    It was a rock lobster.
    Oh wait wrong song.

  • @panicatthebeebo3527
    @panicatthebeebo3527 5 лет назад +1062

    Director - okay brendon, in this scene use the closest thing to defend yourself. make it reasonable!
    Brendon - LAMP

  • @Snowywolf1011
    @Snowywolf1011 8 лет назад +4498

    lets just respect that 2 minutes of dating brendon urie simulator

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon
    @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon Год назад +9

    “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” -Panic at the Disco

  • @amandadeppe4156
    @amandadeppe4156 Год назад +14

    "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
    2022 best line ever

  • @riyak.7393
    @riyak.7393 3 года назад +6456

    Brendon: CHAMPAGNE COCAINE GASOLINE~
    Disney: YES. YES. YOU. FROZEN 2. RIGHT NOW.

  • @moonlittan6540
    @moonlittan6540 5 лет назад +2321

    Anyone else disappointed that we didn’t see Brendon make those high heels work?!

  • @jessicaborn9264
    @jessicaborn9264 2 года назад +13

    0:01
    Me: ROCK LOBSTER?

  • @jakedaniel4766
    @jakedaniel4766 2 месяца назад +6

    Leaving this so everytime its liked. I'm reminded to listen.

  • @enjitodoroki7889
    @enjitodoroki7889 4 года назад +13988

    He's literally *panicking in the disco.*

  • @beeboatthedisco1849
    @beeboatthedisco1849 6 лет назад +8513

    the moral of this story:
    *"im not as think as you drunk i am"*

    • @btbdubbzplays4652
      @btbdubbzplays4652 6 лет назад +80

      Beebo! At the Disco yes, yes you are, go Home! XD

    • @ranran1832
      @ranran1832 6 лет назад +63

      Beebo! At the Disco I had to reread that like five times before understanding what the hell was your comment. Thx for that, bro XD

    • @myk3nna
      @myk3nna 6 лет назад +55

      I'll go home.
      AFTER I MICROWAVE A BARBIEEE AND
      MAKE A CONSPIARCY VIDEO! (Sing that to the champagne cocaine gasoline part it sounds rlly good..)

    • @myagonzalez2066
      @myagonzalez2066 6 лет назад +12

      Lol i read this right when he sang it

    • @jimfiascone130
      @jimfiascone130 6 лет назад +5

      Mya Gonzalez same

  • @divertitamy9753
    @divertitamy9753 Год назад +10

    I started listening to this song, and my sis was like, "you should see the official video, it's very random" I didn't expect any of this.
    It's still a masterpiece

  • @That_Neighborhood_Beetle
    @That_Neighborhood_Beetle 10 месяцев назад +3

    I just hate when i am roaming the city in a shopping cart and a pack of camels that have smoke alarms attack me , its my biggest pet peeve

    • @Sentient-potato
      @Sentient-potato 7 месяцев назад

      It’s my biggest fear. I’m scared a pack of camels with smoke alarms will jump me smh

  • @beah8316
    @beah8316 5 лет назад +1349

    “I’m not as think as you drunk i am” is my fave quote

    • @orianacosta9453
      @orianacosta9453 5 лет назад +26

      B H my fave is but I make these high heels work

    • @hellothere_24
      @hellothere_24 5 лет назад +38

      Go Drunk, You are Home

    • @thewittygeek6770
      @thewittygeek6770 5 лет назад

      TATTOO ANYONE

    • @thewittygeek6770
      @thewittygeek6770 5 лет назад

      I mean come on, how cool would that be?!

    • @thewittygeek6770
      @thewittygeek6770 5 лет назад +5

      Bella Pylant Noice! Also, "Dancing's Not A Crime" for me, I'm a weirdo who likes to dance in the grocery store

  • @tjthegamer2204
    @tjthegamer2204 8 лет назад +4380

    so...guess there really was panic at the disco.
    i'll let myself out.

  • @LaryssaTietjenNardes
    @LaryssaTietjenNardes 5 месяцев назад +8

    You are, without a doubt, my favorite singer.

  • @trashersoii
    @trashersoii 2 года назад +9

    ive listened to this song for years man, and today i listned again and i just heard the lyrics "im not as think as you drunk i am" 😩 ive been saying the right way for him this whole time

  • @sahajatalla1464
    @sahajatalla1464 5 лет назад +915

    OK BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW BRENDON'S SKULL STILL HAS HIS HAIR ON IT

  • @isla7127
    @isla7127 5 лет назад +841

    “I lost my mind in wedding gown”
    So _brendon_ is the grooms bride...
    *KNEW IT*

  • @LeakyTrees
    @LeakyTrees 2 года назад +69

    My brain: this song is amazing and the story of the video is great
    The deeper, repressed part of my brain: ROCK LOBSTER!

  • @hdelmas1
    @hdelmas1 7 месяцев назад +3

    Okay, the “Rock Lobster” sample lured me in for a moment there! I knew Panic! Had to have made this track worth vibin to

  • @chloeslytherin7985
    @chloeslytherin7985 5 лет назад +15227

    Every other music artist: The video should have a meaning and make sense
    Bredon: sqUID LADIEs

    • @arik.2890
      @arik.2890 5 лет назад +109

      Chloe Slytherin LMAO TRUE

    • @blair1849
      @blair1849 5 лет назад +52

      LOL

    • @arik.2890
      @arik.2890 5 лет назад +181

      Lol that so sounds like Brendon...
      But if you watch the Beyond The Video for this, the director said he was the one who wanted the said tentacles

    • @masicbemester
      @masicbemester 5 лет назад +144

      Ari Da Berry -The director wanted hentai- 😂😂

    • @bigcoomabrian7998
      @bigcoomabrian7998 5 лет назад +10

      Chloe Slytherin tbf the songs trash this is the only reason it catches the eye it’s a market ploy to stand up (stolen from r/iamverysmart)

  • @JG-hx4hg
    @JG-hx4hg 5 лет назад +2969

    That relatable moment when your leg becomes a tentacle

    • @maddisoncawley9041
      @maddisoncawley9041 4 года назад +43

      Justine Garcia it be like that sometimes

    • @willowtree3854
      @willowtree3854 4 года назад +60

      God I hate that, in front if your crush is he worst

    • @ayva978
      @ayva978 4 года назад +24

      Ikr its been happening a lot lately

    • @nickq4398
      @nickq4398 4 года назад +34

      It happens all the time. But dont you also hate it when you try and eat your crush and they run away and throw a lamp at you.

    • @JG-hx4hg
      @JG-hx4hg 4 года назад +9

      @@nickq4398 UGH hate it

  • @ButchyCantYouSee
    @ButchyCantYouSee 2 года назад +10

    This gives the term "party monster" a whole new meaning.

  • @Tlrt_
    @Tlrt_ Год назад +9

    This is a certified classic

  • @SeerIncYT
    @SeerIncYT 5 лет назад +1403

    Who the hell hits the club in the morning
    *I forgot. It's LA. And it's Brendon.*

    • @theoddtaraout8625
      @theoddtaraout8625 5 лет назад +6

      jessthecactus 😂😂😂 I CANT BREATHE

    • @yeeyee291
      @yeeyee291 5 лет назад +10

      And apparently stays there the whole day 😂

    • @dkstrickful
      @dkstrickful 5 лет назад +1

      Me

    • @avnsia
      @avnsia 5 лет назад +3

      nah most likely still just only brendon

    • @sarabear1893
      @sarabear1893 5 лет назад +3

      Welcome to L.A. were people go to bars anytime in the day

  • @erinrideout7583
    @erinrideout7583 4 года назад +6842

    "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
    *Seems legit.*

    • @lynxqueen2262
      @lynxqueen2262 4 года назад +179

      Sounds like me after I say I'm not tired at a sleepover when I havent slept in weeks

    • @isabelaguilar9691
      @isabelaguilar9691 4 года назад +19

      Lynx Hufflepuff same tho

    • @afsheensuleman5016
      @afsheensuleman5016 3 года назад +101

      I love that line. Might be iconic. That's probably the one line that I will always sing when this song comes up, no matter where I am.

    • @pasta6302
      @pasta6302 3 года назад +15

      I ruined 420 likes

    • @lynxqueen2262
      @lynxqueen2262 3 года назад +10

      @@pasta6302 oof

  • @Guilhermemackgan
    @Guilhermemackgan 2 года назад +5

    This riff The B52's band is so good. Panic adapted so well. Great job!!

  • @demonguy5082
    @demonguy5082 Год назад +6

    2:16 I just realized that tentacle monster 360 no scope'd Brendon

  • @hillary6671
    @hillary6671 5 лет назад +2720

    brendon: sees terrifying squid monster thing
    brendon: throws lamp at it

    • @MiaCoolcat
      @MiaCoolcat 5 лет назад +39

      Then gets 360ed hahahaha genius

    • @adrienne189
      @adrienne189 4 года назад +50

      Squid monster: uses uno reverse card

    • @mehroze1594
      @mehroze1594 4 года назад +21

      i mean, in minecraft you use the weirdest things to kill zombies soo..

    • @zainabhussain5036
      @zainabhussain5036 4 года назад +2

      Hillary Delaney i love lamp

    • @thefroglord257
      @thefroglord257 4 года назад +7

      Who wouldn't throw a lamp at it?

  • @jordantruong305
    @jordantruong305 7 лет назад +4424

    Dont you hate it when the girl you meet in a bar is a tentacle monster? #relatable

    • @jordantheweirdo354
      @jordantheweirdo354 7 лет назад +33

      It's just the worst #relatable

    • @froggyleggy
      @froggyleggy 7 лет назад +51

      I feel bad for the poor girl that goes home with Brendon Urie to find out he's a tentacle monster

    • @Cappywonder1
      @Cappywonder1 7 лет назад +33

      i just hate when that happens

    • @kidagarush3523
      @kidagarush3523 7 лет назад +25

      I'd probably still hit that if he let me >.>

    • @gcxlu
      @gcxlu 7 лет назад +57

      Yeah, I also hate it when my arms turn into tentacles when I'm dancing gosh

  • @cholkprop6650
    @cholkprop6650 3 года назад +11

    I’m not as think as you drunk I am is literally the best line in this song I don’t care 😌

  • @editsofstuff4135
    @editsofstuff4135 3 года назад +33

    Alright, alright
    Alright, alright
    Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
    It's a hell of a feeling though
    Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
    It's a hell of a feeling though
    Who are these people?
    I just woke up in my underwear
    No liquor left on the shelf
    I should probably introduce myself
    You shoulda seen what I wore
    I had a cane and a party hat
    I was the king of this hologram
    Where there's no such thing as getting out of hand
    Memories tend to just pop up
    Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves
    Five thousand people with designer drugs
    Don't think I'll ever get enough (don't think I'll ever get enough)
    Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
    And most things in between
    I roam the city in a shopping cart
    A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
    This night is heating up
    Raise hell and turn it up
    Saying "If you go on, you might pass out in a drain pipe"
    Oh, yeah, don't threaten me with a good time
    It's a hell of a feeling though
    It's a hell of a feeling though
    Alright, alright
    It's a hell of a feeling though
    It's a hell of a feeling though
    What are these footprints?
    They don't look very human-like
    Now I wish that I could find my clothes
    Bedsheets and a morning rose
    I wanna wake up
    Can't even tell if this is a dream
    How did we end up in my neighbors pool
    Upside-down with a perfect view?
    Bar to bar at the speed of sound
    Fancy feet dancing through this town
    Lost my mind in a wedding gown
    Don't think I'll ever get it now (don't think I'll ever get it now)
    Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
    And most things in between
    I roam the city in a shopping cart
    A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
    This night is heating up
    Raise hell and turn it up
    Saying "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"
    Oh, yeah, don't threaten me with a good time
    I'm a scholar and a gentleman
    And I usually don't fall when I try to stand
    I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt
    But I make these high heels work
    I told you time and time again
    I'm not as think as you drunk I am
    And we all fell down
    When the sun came up
    I think we've had enough
    Alright, alright, it's hell of a feeling though
    It's a hell of a feeling though
    Alright, alright it's a hell of a feeling though
    It's a hell of a feeling though
    Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
    And most things in between
    I roam the city in a shopping cart
    A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
    This night is heating up
    Raise hell and turn it up
    Saying "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"
    Oh, yeah, don't threaten me with a good time

    • @DieloIsTaken
      @DieloIsTaken 3 года назад +1

      it's in the description but thanks anyway

    • @editsofstuff4135
      @editsofstuff4135 3 года назад +2

      @@DieloIsTaken oh i didnt know

  • @nienkehuijbens301
    @nienkehuijbens301 8 лет назад +3792

    ''i'm not as think as you drunk i am''
    best line they ever wrote

    • @Trinityfuntime
      @Trinityfuntime 8 лет назад +8

      when does he say that

    • @BohoHobo
      @BohoHobo 8 лет назад +62

      they didn't write it it's an old saying

    • @angelchinn2954
      @angelchinn2954 8 лет назад +3

      +Nanananana Oreo read it again

    • @anonymousshadow1099
      @anonymousshadow1099 8 лет назад +4

      +Nanananana Oreo Doesn't change how great it is tho

    • @charl3418
      @charl3418 8 лет назад +36

      "they ever wrote" HA
      HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • @sophiaknobeloch5623
    @sophiaknobeloch5623 7 лет назад +824

    'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'
    yes, yes good lyrics, I am proud

    • @abbiestuffdegsdaf
      @abbiestuffdegsdaf 7 лет назад +7

      My favourite lyric

    • @jasminep
      @jasminep 7 лет назад

      Jane Whale Sophia yup.

    • @itzelliemsp3858
      @itzelliemsp3858 7 лет назад +1

      copy what I said lol k sneaky betch (;

    • @geneva1895
      @geneva1895 7 лет назад

      Jane Whale Sophia gud/10

    • @ttmrg332
      @ttmrg332 7 лет назад +1

      Jane Whale Sophia that's the point because it's a friggn drug trip

  • @AdjYT
    @AdjYT Год назад +4

    bro man took 17 shots o whiskey and he still singing

  • @Laz_Is_cool
    @Laz_Is_cool Год назад +8

    "THIS NIGHT IS HEATING UP" fits so well when you listen to this at a party

  • @krisspeakstm658
    @krisspeakstm658 7 лет назад +1720

    when you realize a tentical monster has a better chance with brendon urie than you do

    • @vvampiremoney7379
      @vvampiremoney7379 7 лет назад +4

      LPS KitKat WHO THE CRAP IS BRANDON URIE

    • @krisspeakstm658
      @krisspeakstm658 7 лет назад +4

      My mess øf a channel I........ *sigh* wow just wow, WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS,....... *sigh*

    • @ckokieslopic5916
      @ckokieslopic5916 7 лет назад +10

      +LPS KitKat its irony bc u wrote "brandon" which is really triggering bc its brendon

    • @samynmsp9460
      @samynmsp9460 7 лет назад +19

      ......Whos Brandon?

    • @insertedgyusernamehere169
      @insertedgyusernamehere169 7 лет назад +10

      exactly... who the fuck is brandon urie?

  • @crim9293
    @crim9293 4 года назад +2812

    2019: Champagne, Cocaine, Gasoline
    2020: Champagne, Cocaine, Quarantine

  • @gabriellockett6302
    @gabriellockett6302 2 года назад +5

    I literally came here from listening to it on 2k18.

  • @TheBri93
    @TheBri93 2 года назад +11

    I will forever be a PATD fan. Started listening to them at 13, still here at 28

  • @hueylove4083
    @hueylove4083 7 лет назад +628

    Moral of the story is: You are what you eat

  • @veera5352
    @veera5352 4 года назад +683

    Brendon: * throws lamp *
    Monster: no u

  • @Ryker974
    @Ryker974 3 года назад +11

    “I’m not as think as you drunk I am” gold

  • @v.i.pdance8903
    @v.i.pdance8903 2 года назад +7

    This song taught us : The mind can forget, but the hearts will always remember.

  • @solivagantroamer
    @solivagantroamer 6 лет назад +818

    "I'm not as think as you drunk i am" will always be my favourite line

    • @sonjajohnson6085
      @sonjajohnson6085 6 лет назад +5

      me too XD

    • @quiet3425
      @quiet3425 6 лет назад +3

      Mine too xD

    • @haydenwhat
      @haydenwhat 6 лет назад +1

      Same.

    • @hanjizoeenthusiast9926
      @hanjizoeenthusiast9926 6 лет назад +17

      I like that one too but what about “Champaign, Cocaine, Gasoline and most things in between I roam the city the city in a shopping cart pack of camels and a smoke alarm”

    • @quiet3425
      @quiet3425 6 лет назад +1

      That ones amazing too

  • @music_addict_with_a_pen1397
    @music_addict_with_a_pen1397 5 лет назад +4121

    In this video I actually have to calm myself down because I realize he actually panics at the disco😂

    • @alipay718
      @alipay718 5 лет назад +89

      Omg he does

    • @qewdascz1839
      @qewdascz1839 5 лет назад +34

      Omg what

    • @nyateehee8578
      @nyateehee8578 5 лет назад +101

      Holy beebo you cracked the code

    • @AGBrandon15
      @AGBrandon15 5 лет назад +84

      Holy shit he's actually panicking at the disco....
      What is my life right now

    • @samanthamontgomery235
      @samanthamontgomery235 5 лет назад +29

      If I could give you gold, I would!

  • @savagehoneybadger8800
    @savagehoneybadger8800 3 года назад +10

    This song sounds like rock lobster at the start

    • @Zoomer8907
      @Zoomer8907 3 года назад +2

      Finally somebody knows what rock lobster is

    • @NemoConsequentae
      @NemoConsequentae 3 года назад +1

      And there was the part that was directly sampled as they went to the dance floor.

  • @sandiestpeak3993
    @sandiestpeak3993 2 года назад +4

    that guitar riff at the beginning

  • @tatehalgrimson4882
    @tatehalgrimson4882 6 лет назад +3085

    My friend heard me mumbling "champagne cocaine gasoline" and said "wtf do you do in your free time?"

    • @wetcornchip6551
      @wetcornchip6551 5 лет назад +64

      This

    • @laura_ossa7927
      @laura_ossa7927 5 лет назад +53

      Cinnamon is Trash ok I don't know why I started laughing so hard

    • @Lui12330
      @Lui12330 5 лет назад +6

      Tateo Potato listening to PANIC! At The Disco!

    • @shellygomez2723
      @shellygomez2723 5 лет назад +19

      Aaaand that is why I only sing this song when I'm alone...so people don't call 911😂😂😂Great story though

    • @lenji154
      @lenji154 5 лет назад +2

      You should've indeed.

  • @ryukobrazuca
    @ryukobrazuca 4 года назад +6180

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Brendon Urie: yo what if i ran away from a squid demon lady in my underwear.

  • @KrusherMike
    @KrusherMike Год назад +7

    Omg that lamp.
    Bruh... Hell of a night. I'd buy that ticket lol

  • @jackal292
    @jackal292 2 года назад +3

    It gets stranger when you find out the intro to the song is sampled from a song called rock lobster

  • @hm-pu1ui
    @hm-pu1ui 4 года назад +6815

    Disney: *can't even have an openly gay character in one of their movies *
    Also disney: "that guy who makes songs about sex, drugs, monsters, a video half naked and a video about black magic? Sounds good for frozen two"

    • @penningtonlovesyou
      @penningtonlovesyou 4 года назад +62

      Sophia 123 the normies took Brenda

    • @hm-pu1ui
      @hm-pu1ui 4 года назад +24

      @@penningtonlovesyou I dont know what that is

    • @hm-pu1ui
      @hm-pu1ui 4 года назад +55

      @Depressed dumbass very random but I've never related more to a user name IN MY LIFE

    • @autumnh9225
      @autumnh9225 4 года назад +16

      @Depressed dumbass hold up?

    • @anjbarker5015
      @anjbarker5015 4 года назад +113

      they couldnt give us a gay else so they gave us brendon being a Disney princess.

  • @laurenprice8835
    @laurenprice8835 5 лет назад +2510

    Monster: *grows tentacle*
    Me: weird flex but ok

    • @Peyjam1
      @Peyjam1 5 лет назад +7

      Lauren Price lololololol

    • @purplicious322
      @purplicious322 5 лет назад +9

      pretty.odd one too

    • @yumi_1067
      @yumi_1067 5 лет назад +14

      I've read enough hentai to guess where will that goes.

    • @asha_sequoia
      @asha_sequoia 5 лет назад +8

      So what if I'm a monsteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

    • @Crowstrove
      @Crowstrove 5 лет назад +7

      MONSTER: *grows tentacle*
      Me: oh snake tail

  • @Aquatic_Shine
    @Aquatic_Shine 10 месяцев назад +3

    Was to busy vibin that I forgot about the scream at the end and my soul almost left body

  • @user-bn9es1vo6e
    @user-bn9es1vo6e 2 года назад +3

    To all the people who are still listening to this, you all are the real fans.

  • @mitzidean9670
    @mitzidean9670 6 лет назад +1242

    Is nobody going to pay attention to the fact that a tentacle monster 360 no-scoped a half-naked Brendon with a lamp?

    • @nataliewitha_y
      @nataliewitha_y 6 лет назад +15

      Some Dude lmao what fortnite made us learn.

    • @caitlinkhong4929
      @caitlinkhong4929 6 лет назад +54

      you don't realize how ridiculous something is until you try to describe it...

    • @mitzidean9670
      @mitzidean9670 6 лет назад +17

      CaityCat
      Exactly. That's why nobody really payed attention to it.

    • @tupacscocksock1278
      @tupacscocksock1278 5 лет назад +6

      I payed attention 2 that u not the only one fam

    • @bradenreily2737
      @bradenreily2737 5 лет назад +2

      Some Dude yeah

  • @hesitantalien1138
    @hesitantalien1138 8 лет назад +915

    this seems like a really early underground fall out boy music vid that was found generations after they all died

  • @jem_jaqovich
    @jem_jaqovich 2 года назад +5

    this was probably every "fangirls" dream untill that tentacle monster happened

  • @nathaliae2242
    @nathaliae2242 3 года назад +7

    No one:
    The camera man: 💃💃

  • @thesmartkookie9961
    @thesmartkookie9961 6 лет назад +16418

    Petition for Brendon to remake the video so he actually wears high heels

    • @beatrizboya
      @beatrizboya 6 лет назад +56

      hahaha

    • @ysa8473
      @ysa8473 6 лет назад +30

      The Smart Cookie YES

    • @ciarafahy1917
      @ciarafahy1917 6 лет назад +30

      signed

    • @pleasekillme6288
      @pleasekillme6288 6 лет назад +98

      The Smart Cookie *signs* Look don’t tell my mother about this, she already thinks I’m weird.

    • @thesmartkookie9961
      @thesmartkookie9961 6 лет назад +37

      Everybody has been saying that! I'm beginning to feel famous! Lmao 😂

  • @moonapuhakka5065
    @moonapuhakka5065 5 лет назад +1949

    'im not as think as you drunk i am' ~brendon 2016

    • @Joekline11
      @Joekline11 5 лет назад +17

      No one
      Stupid 9 year olds: AnYoNe WaTChINg In 2019

    • @elissa-mariehannah3710
      @elissa-mariehannah3710 5 лет назад +1

      Always

    • @jamesmd9925
      @jamesmd9925 4 года назад +3

      I'm watching on October 22, 2077

    • @curlyhairjess
      @curlyhairjess 4 года назад +6

      @@Joekline11
      Nine year olds aren't stupid unless they're not PewDiePie fans ;)

    • @Joekline11
      @Joekline11 4 года назад

      Sairas Lapsi I’m watching in june 9 th 20420

  • @o1mgardner
    @o1mgardner 2 года назад +2

    I love that they bit off B-52's Rock Lobster!

  • @user-pd9ks4pr6w
    @user-pd9ks4pr6w 2 года назад +4

    最近聴きはじめたんですが、かっこいい💞はまりました♥️

  • @obitosdumplings7650
    @obitosdumplings7650 5 лет назад +792

    Director: Ight Brendon how weird do u want this video
    Brendon: *Yes*

  • @skyesthelimit2585
    @skyesthelimit2585 6 лет назад +3531

    Beebo: ok so just hear me out
    Director:ok?
    Beebo:so i want to get drunk and hit on a girl
    Director:ok we can do that
    Beebo:BUT THEN SHE TURNS INTO AN OCTOPUS MONSTER AND EATS ME AND THEN I AM THE MONSTER
    Director:......
    Beebo:......
    Director:FREAKING GENIUS LET'S DO IT!!!
    Beebo:I KNOW RIGHT??!!!

  • @alicynthompson7976
    @alicynthompson7976 2 года назад +3

    The brendon experience 😻😻😻😻

  • @shad216jf
    @shad216jf 2 года назад +1

    Thanks 2k for putting me on to this banger 💪🏾

  • @geffreykjhhincy2910
    @geffreykjhhincy2910 4 года назад +5096

    " *CHAMPAGNE, COCAINE, GASOLINE* "
    I think that's what he was doing while making this video.

  • @tyusoliver9237
    @tyusoliver9237 3 года назад +3457

    What's even weirder is that there is only ONE lyric that relates to the video
    "What are these footprints? They dont seem very humanlike"

    • @brycethediamondminecart17
      @brycethediamondminecart17 3 года назад +16

      Aw yeah im th 69t h lik

    • @alxcrivr
      @alxcrivr 3 года назад +59

      if anyone is wondering the timestamp is 1:34

    • @violetskiy854
      @violetskiy854 3 года назад +42

      They're not even footprints though lol

    • @kimmiewise1044
      @kimmiewise1044 2 года назад +116

      Honestly this just made me think that Brendon had sex with a Furry and when they left they had paw prints everywhere because of the fur suit and Brendon though to himself, “I could make a song outta this.”

    • @ronald000610
      @ronald000610 2 года назад +13

      I think they are the goat hooves of the devil.

  • @lukaseder6902
    @lukaseder6902 2 года назад +2

    I like how this thing did a 360 no scope with that lamp

  • @anushkapande2085
    @anushkapande2085 2 года назад +2

    2016 brendon: politely yeets lamp at killer squid
    2019 brendon: *blows up a microwave-*

  • @cmmusic0429
    @cmmusic0429 7 лет назад +3618

    Ok... so there's a man eating squid or what ever the hell that is; yet the most unrealistic thing about this is a girl saying no to Brendon Urie.

  • @porflepopnecker4376
    @porflepopnecker4376 2 года назад +2

    Definite nod to B-52s' "Rock Lobster."

  • @charliehorse8401
    @charliehorse8401 Год назад +4

    Okay wait I love that the monster is bisexual

  • @pinkdinosaur5755
    @pinkdinosaur5755 7 лет назад +890

    and this is why I don't go out