Arctic Monkeys- Teddy Picker (Favourite Worst Nightmare) Instrumental

Despair to the point where they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
The sheer desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
Despair to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the Top 100 list
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were dying for it
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath that says:
"We are defenders
Of any poseur
Or professional
Pretender around"
When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Like a fist replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were gagging for it
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Assuming that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?
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[@auckberrystinks]

It's like waiting for the sneeze that never comes

[@TheBarlettano]

I'm proud of myself because I can still nail the timing as I sing along

[@gaz1947b]

They've sped up to the point where they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
Plenty of desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
They've sped up to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Well sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the Top 100 list
And it's the thousandth time that's it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were dying for it
saw it and she grabbed it, and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath
That says that we are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around
When did your list replace the twist and turn
Like a fist replaced the kiss?
Don't concern us with your bollocks, I don't want your prayer
Save it for the morning after
And it's the thousandth time that's it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were gagging for it
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Presuming that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?

[@Clover_The_Moth]

I like at how 1:24 you can vaguely hear (I'm assuming) Alex saying "when did your list..."

[@diabloa.1700]

sound like a bully soundtrack

[@dantesatriatama]

finally someone recognized it

[@jadeeesm]

From 1:37 to 2:03 is soooooo good

[@LuisFarias-n1t]

sounds like Angry Birds Go OST

[@spook5664]

WHEN DID YOUR LIST!

[@benjapoblete4263]

2:04

[@skullnbones33rd38]

OverviewLyricsAnalysisListenVideos
They've sped up to the point where they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
Plenty of desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
They've sped up to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Well sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the Top 100 list
And it's the thousandth time that's it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were dying for it
saw it and she grabbed it, and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath
That says that we are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around
When did your list replace the twist and turn
Like a fist replaced the kiss?
Don't concern us with your bollocks, I don't want your prayer
Save it for the morning after
And it's the thousandth time that's it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were gagging for it
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Presuming that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?

[@ryan_lmao]

"OverviewLyricsAnalysisListenVideos" my favourite lyric

[@skullnbones33rd38]

@@ryan_lmao lmao, I just copy and pasted the website ik. I was tired of having to close RUclips and look at the lyrics when I wanted to do karaoke night by myself. So I just pasted the lyrics here for when I do

[@ryan_lmao]

@@skullnbones33rd38 haha its cool. enjoy your karaoke brother

[@DanielochYT]

Rolon, rolon. 😌👌🏻

[@hazerion9070]

Crash Bandicoot Music

[@sodacrackers6903]

Exactly what I thought.

[@KnifeGoo]

lol

[@IceColdCuhhh]

Sounds like a Seaside Hill Act 1 soundtrack from Sonic

[@jo_kei_gi3916]

0:40
0:50
1:23

[@AbrahamSayago]

Great! Where can I get this?

[@grbak]

505 likes!!

[@357A]

Neek2O

[@Chaosfly10]

Came here for the exact same thing lmao

[@tomascaunedo5752]

?

[@Chaosfly10]

@@tomascaunedo5752 If you mod your Nintendo Wii there is a channel you can get that has this instrumental playing