Patagonia Provisions Unboxing & Rambling | Canned Fish Files Ep. 53

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @Hartlor_Tayley
    @Hartlor_Tayley 3 года назад +305

    Man o man you are receiving free tins of fish at a rate much higher than you can eat them. It’s called living the dream my man. Take a deep breath and let it sink in, you are the chosen one.

  • @porkfat5521
    @porkfat5521 3 года назад +96

    I have a stack of canned fish in my cabinate because of these reviews.

    • @tarawalker7193
      @tarawalker7193 3 года назад +6

      Me too!

    • @MeLlamoChris
      @MeLlamoChris 3 года назад +5

      Same!

    • @27clearblue
      @27clearblue 3 года назад +9

      I am building a collection. I just ordered some Bela. I never realize how much I would enjoy buying canned fish.

    • @Hartlor_Tayley
      @Hartlor_Tayley 3 года назад +1

      @@27clearblue ah the Belas, I love them.

    • @DB-xo6xh
      @DB-xo6xh 2 года назад +1

      @@27clearblue 😆 ots adorable honestly and so wholesome to hear people so excited about fish. I've been binge watching and just went to eat a tin of sardines in citrus and basil. Oh man was it good.

  • @TheMonsterReviews
    @TheMonsterReviews 3 года назад +87

    "Somebody's gonna get that nookie tonight" - Matt when he talks about Salmon.

    • @jestice75
      @jestice75 3 года назад +16

      Followed by, "that's not how it works in my house."

    • @PhatChin
      @PhatChin 2 года назад

      ahaha chinook

  • @moldypizza
    @moldypizza 3 года назад +160

    I appreciate that you retained your cynicism and didn’t become a full on Patagonia evangelist after the free stuff. I hope you get a cannery tour invite from someone so we can get Fish Files remote segments.

    • @mercster
      @mercster Год назад +5

      There's a difference between "becoming a full on evangelist" and being gracious with a free product. I think he was a little rude. If he gets invited to the cannery, is he going to be commenting "What's this crap, noone cares about this crap!" at every stop?

    • @marafolse8347
      @marafolse8347 Год назад +24

      ​@@mercsterUltimately he's giving a much greater value to Paragonia through publicity and his base than they are to him by giving him this box. The charitable party here is Matthew, especially considering Patagonia is a $3 billion dollar corporation. There's no one to even be gracious to.

    • @mercster
      @mercster Год назад

      @@marafolse8347 Oh shuttup.

    • @HandicapPorn
      @HandicapPorn 4 месяца назад

      ​@mercster yeah i bet Patagonia had no idea how his videos look and sound like before they sent him all of their sea food.

  • @sdb3039
    @sdb3039 3 года назад +62

    That was pretty smart of them, I'm ordering some now

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад +12

      There you go!

    • @StevenIngram
      @StevenIngram Год назад +4

      I feel this. Between the opening of the tin and the pictures in their magazine - they made their stuff look very tasty. :D I think it may have been that picture that Matthew lingered on, the stripey boys. They looked so good.

  • @uberaustin777
    @uberaustin777 3 года назад +53

    This was one wild ride and I buckled up for the whole thing. Glad Patagonia is sending you some love!

  • @robertthompson5501
    @robertthompson5501 3 года назад +68

    Used to be a beer "connosuer ", to protect my liver have switched to being a "fish head ". Great 👍 job. 👹

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад +22

      Keep that liver in nice shape, sir.

    • @robertthompson5501
      @robertthompson5501 3 года назад +5

      @@CannedFishFiles La Megara sardines on sale at TJ MAX. Awesome 👌. ⚡⚡🌠

    • @emmettbattle5728
      @emmettbattle5728 3 года назад +4

      i love that for you, well wishes robert!

    • @julius4287
      @julius4287 2 года назад

      Phish.

  • @brainwashingdetergent4322
    @brainwashingdetergent4322 3 года назад +9

    Your folly artist is on point!

  • @dbasstij512
    @dbasstij512 Год назад +5

    Found your channel about a week ago and started from the beginning, arriving here today. This was the funniest! Your wit really came through. Thanks for sharing your great work!

  • @beesknees1945
    @beesknees1945 3 года назад +36

    Sardines were my gateway to mackerel.

  • @Rnagy3000
    @Rnagy3000 3 года назад +13

    Holy mackerel! Someone's flexing some serious mussels

  • @izidorsuc
    @izidorsuc 3 года назад +17

    Matthew just invented a new kind of ASMR experience. ‘Read and eat with me’. ✌️Thanks again Matthew. I like your take on things.

  • @clarav1938
    @clarav1938 3 года назад +10

    the best channel on youtube

  • @goowy1256
    @goowy1256 3 года назад +8

    I've always been an aficionado of canned fish and always thought I was alone....thank you for showing me that I'm not alone!

  • @Gamerbdog
    @Gamerbdog 3 года назад +9

    I've been binging all your videos recently, you're such a hidden jem. I appreciate your editing and vibes

  • @davidsamuelcraig
    @davidsamuelcraig 3 года назад +14

    It's always a fantastic day when Matthew uploads a video.

  • @tarawalker7193
    @tarawalker7193 3 года назад +7

    I love this channel!

  • @gunnerair9375
    @gunnerair9375 3 года назад +7

    Such a wonderful gift box of stuff 😊 I think it's awesome you go camping you even mentioned Steely Dan 😳 they played that on the radio when I was growing up ☺

  • @stephenn3727
    @stephenn3727 3 года назад +7

    This has made my day! Thank you Matthew!

  • @Human_2.0
    @Human_2.0 5 месяцев назад +1

    You put the late Prince Phillip to shame because most of the time you open your mouth you drop some legendary bangers! Soooo subscribed!

  • @lessweet3093
    @lessweet3093 3 года назад +5

    🐟A lot of delicious & interesting products there. Breadfruit has long been a thing of curiosity to me. thanks for another ep.

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад +2

      We opened up one of the crackers later, I gotta say, I prefer the mackerel...

  • @torrance1203
    @torrance1203 3 года назад +4

    Have watched all your videos in the files, many multiple times, and this is your highest quality by far. Your effort shows man! I love it

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад +3

      Thanks Torrance. This one was a little bit of a test to see if people would stand a longer video.

  • @27clearblue
    @27clearblue 3 года назад +9

    How cool that they sent you all that. I don't eat mussels (I only eat fish that have both fins and gills) ... but I think it is neat they sent you stuff to try. I bet that salmon is really good.

  • @ghostfacekiller45
    @ghostfacekiller45 3 года назад +22

    I didn’t know Patagonia made all this stuff. Wow.

  • @andrewbowser2794
    @andrewbowser2794 3 года назад +6

    Haha love it man! I have never been happier to have stumbled on something than I have of your channel! You crack me up for real! And, your badass nostalgia references... the hit me right in the feels!! Haha 😆

  • @towelpartypanic
    @towelpartypanic 3 года назад +13

    This is who I wanted to be when I grow up

  • @_DENZEL_
    @_DENZEL_ 2 года назад +2

    Currently eating some smoked makerel straight up because of this channel. I love the lack of reverence for Patagonia, a proper critic.

  • @JCDadalus
    @JCDadalus Год назад +1

    "Turned the page, look at that, they're eating, I'm eating, yeaaahhh, look at all these words". Dude this is amazing content. This is why I watch your vids lol. I just subscribed.

  • @dfgndfghdfghdfgh
    @dfgndfghdfghdfgh 3 года назад +14

    I wondered when Big Dine was going to get to you, next step is getting a Spotify exclusive. On a serious note though, it's great to see your channel going from strength to strength.

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад +1

      Thanks fizz!

    • @deloreswilson1798
      @deloreswilson1798 2 года назад

      I'm not on everything.I know what Patagonia's about,but I'm not becoming a blood brother.I don't want to be obligated to any Kumbiyah crap.(I probably spelled that wrong).🤔

    • @deloreswilson1798
      @deloreswilson1798 2 года назад

      Earth to Matt.Earth to Matt.Can you hear us???Over and out..Hello,Hello can you read us?🤔

  • @MichaelG1986
    @MichaelG1986 3 года назад +4

    Definitely rambling, but still enjoyable. Looking forward to more Patagonia reviews as you add them to the review queue. I have a couple of cans of Patagonia mussels in my pantry I need to get to as well.

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад +2

      All I hear is how good the mussels are.

    • @MichaelG1986
      @MichaelG1986 3 года назад +1

      @@CannedFishFiles I gotta open those cans.

  • @old-fashionedcoughypot
    @old-fashionedcoughypot 3 года назад +3

    Nice to hear the Wilhelm Scream in your video. 😁

  • @bradleyr34
    @bradleyr34 3 года назад +6

    20 minute video! Gotta wait until later to properly enjoy it! Man, waiting is tough duty!

  • @martindundas3328
    @martindundas3328 3 года назад +1

    Hello @ Experiencing Matthew Carlson!!! Been waiting & expecting another video. Thanks.

  • @jsncandrews
    @jsncandrews 3 года назад +3

    Can’t wait to see your response to the mussels, my favourite snack!!

  • @klubberzvonhatzenbuhl563
    @klubberzvonhatzenbuhl563 Год назад +16

    That moment when you become a canned fish influencer…

  • @jsncandrews
    @jsncandrews 3 года назад +4

    Nice to see ya!!

  • @str4tegyy506
    @str4tegyy506 3 года назад +2

    I love that fish poster of all the fish to eat. . Anchovies next.

  • @daisylee789
    @daisylee789 3 года назад +2

    Your take on Patagonia makes me crack up 😂

  • @AntFong
    @AntFong 3 года назад +3

    Energy levels: wild
    Hair: extremely wild
    Patagonia fishies: wild and tasty!

  • @deenzmartin6695
    @deenzmartin6695 3 года назад +3

    i'm overwhelmed by these new age delicacies and i'm jonesin for some good old fashioned deenz.

  • @Mike-dy8sj
    @Mike-dy8sj Год назад +1

    Just found your channel. Guess I got some catching up to do. You're a funny dude. The way you read breadfruit institute from the back of the box made me lol.

  • @lessweet3093
    @lessweet3093 3 года назад +1

    Yourn camping comments & that reading material, pivoted in my brain & reminded me of an old camping book which recommended: asbestos to not get burned whilst camping; limit the cast iron to 1 pot,1 pan when back packing

  • @dainryder8234
    @dainryder8234 3 года назад +2

    Cole’s smoked rainbow trout is really good! Cant wait for the review

  • @pnwesty7174
    @pnwesty7174 3 года назад +5

    Tracked down our local Portland Patagonia store specifically to stock up on some of this canned fish. Patagonia is earnest, but doesn't seem to do that saccharine earnestness that worthy of cynicism. And they tend to make good stuff, more responsibly than most, whatever it may be - fish, fleece, hemp work pants, whatever.

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад +1

      Yeah, they're all right!

    • @deloreswilson1798
      @deloreswilson1798 2 года назад

      This ain't you,Matt.You're quirky and limitless......You're your own planet🤔

  • @scottbelcher9026
    @scottbelcher9026 3 года назад +2

    Oh!!! You have some Titus!!! I’ve been hoping for a review, I’m really liking those!!! A few scales are usually on them, that’s not good, but I really enjoy the taste of them!!!

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад +2

      Yeah, ok, I'll mark one request for Titus. I hear about them every once in a while. Yeah, I thought they were okay just trying them on my own. Right, a little scaly. I wish I had some of the hot ones to try.

    • @scottbelcher9026
      @scottbelcher9026 3 года назад +1

      @@CannedFishFiles Lol! Yes I’m the same, I haven’t had the hot ones yet! I had some yesterday and I thought maybe the few scales are to keep the skin intact… it tastes so good!!! I had mine with some sriracha sauce yesterday! Lol!

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад +2

      @@scottbelcher9026 Yes, sriracha is my usual stand-in hot sauce for plain sardines.

    • @scottbelcher9026
      @scottbelcher9026 3 года назад +1

      @@CannedFishFiles I didn’t know that! Cool!

  • @bboynew
    @bboynew 3 года назад +4

    Matthew. Never would I have thought I would stumble upon a video and get into "canned seafood", I've always had a few cans of sardines here and there but watching your videos has changed my pantry into having several different varieties of sardines, kipper snacks and oysters/clams. Have you ever had Reese, Baby Smoked Clams? I had these are I will probably never get canned oysters again. Thanks for the videos and keep it going.

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад

      Thanks so much for watching! I haven't had Reese, were they kinda cheap?

    • @bboynew
      @bboynew 3 года назад +2

      @@CannedFishFiles Yeah they were nicely priced at $2.79 at my local grocery store, excellent value

  • @Tofuwabofu
    @Tofuwabofu 3 года назад +2

    Your vids have been getting me to try more and more different tinned fish. Just got a few of those patagonia mackerels for $3.50 apiece and they're so good. Never had tinned mackerel before, but I'm loving it! I'm tempted to buy more while they're still on sale.

  • @markriley5863
    @markriley5863 3 года назад +5

    Wow Matthew is that a Covid hair do? I must admit I am sporting a Covid do at present but as I am 58 my hair is not as thick as yours - you are rocking it dude lol

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад +2

      Thanks Mark, I'm gonna keep it going for a while here, I think.

  • @ChristianGustafson
    @ChristianGustafson 3 года назад +3

    I can’t look away.

  • @wvu9787
    @wvu9787 3 года назад +1

    “ They make one of these annuals every day” damn they are committed. 😆

  • @endofanera1983
    @endofanera1983 3 года назад +3

    I’m down with tinned mackerel. They have fresh mackerel at heb. Thought about grilling some and seeing what happens.

  • @K119_
    @K119_ 3 года назад +5

    For my favorite stickers, I buy a sheet of magnet, stick the sticker right on the sticky side, cut the excess off and you have a sweet magnet! It’s easier to rotate them, and stick them somewhere without the consequences of it being permanent

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад

      ok, that's actually a great idea!

    • @kidrobot.
      @kidrobot. 5 месяцев назад

      not every surface will stick though

  • @davesmith5646
    @davesmith5646 2 года назад

    David spade laugh. Love ya Matthew. Proud of ya!🦁

  • @zolozek3327
    @zolozek3327 2 года назад +2

    I would love to try those sofrito mussels.

  • @nothingtoseehere262
    @nothingtoseehere262 3 года назад +1

    Good stuff!, growing in the 'canned' food chain 😀

  • @TheBushDownTheStreet
    @TheBushDownTheStreet Год назад

    Just ordered their Responsible Seafood Sampler due to this video. Thanks!

  • @bluffsidegardens
    @bluffsidegardens 2 месяца назад

    Just had some Patagonia Spanish sardines....dang that was good!

  • @nickkalister6291
    @nickkalister6291 Год назад

    as a former skywalker sound employee i have to say it always makes me SO PROUD when the wilhelm scream shows up on this channel

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  Год назад

      Here's a fun fact. When my family lived in California for a brief time in the 80s, my older sister had a little junior high (I believe) boyfriend out of Matthew Wood. I know, right?!

    • @nickkalister6291
      @nickkalister6291 Год назад

      @@CannedFishFiles aaaaah that's crazy, worked with matt from time to time while I was there myself, small world lol

  • @kacethegreat4560
    @kacethegreat4560 3 года назад +4

    that sound @ 4:41 got me dying

  • @vaskenf3421
    @vaskenf3421 3 года назад

    Love your videos man have a great day

  • @sushidawgz
    @sushidawgz Год назад

    this channel astounds me, subscribed

  • @DarkerThanDark69
    @DarkerThanDark69 3 года назад

    Also very excited for the next videos

  • @richinoable
    @richinoable 2 года назад +1

    Don't excuse the lack of "reading". I love packaging, and I appreciate you leaving threads for others to follow.

  • @Warpath86x0
    @Warpath86x0 Год назад

    Everytime I watch a fish files video it makes me want to go get a can of fish and some rice and smash a great meal.

  • @ChefLugo
    @ChefLugo 10 месяцев назад

    Best one yet! 🐟

  • @GordonGordon
    @GordonGordon 4 месяца назад

    That Wilhelm scream 😎

  • @Loud0glbc
    @Loud0glbc 3 года назад +7

    Boom Sardines

  • @t.b0tthebotanist419
    @t.b0tthebotanist419 Год назад

    Proper use of the Wilhelm scream 👍

  • @DarkerThanDark69
    @DarkerThanDark69 3 года назад +2

    Fish for days lol!

  • @dresk7958
    @dresk7958 3 года назад

    Quite an acquatic cornucopia. Also your hair looks great longer

  • @theoldfashioned_
    @theoldfashioned_ 3 года назад +2

    Since you tried a lots, can you make top 10 canned sardine brands ?

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад +2

      Someday. I've been slack about it. Trader Joe's is getting a tier list!

  • @johnboy26769
    @johnboy26769 3 года назад +1

    Matthew, I'm a huge shellfish fan. Are you going to do a video where you try the Mussels, so i can get your thoughts on those? Thanks in Advance!

  • @lionelperes6693
    @lionelperes6693 3 года назад +1

    Have you ever tried and rated the Santo Amaro European sardines? Thoughts? If not, i recommend you try them. Thanks

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад +1

      You're not the first to mention these. No promises on a timeframe, but they are on the list.

  • @TheJunky228
    @TheJunky228 2 года назад +1

    lol with the wilhelm scream

  • @patrickd9520
    @patrickd9520 3 года назад +2

    Have you tried Russian canned fish? The pacific saury is pretty good, and it's a fish we don't see too often in the states.

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад +1

      No Russian fish yet. I've only had the saury in Japanese-style cans. We'll get there.

  • @nathanjs55
    @nathanjs55 3 года назад +5

    Matthew Carlson is my hero

  • @user-kz4ql4md5m
    @user-kz4ql4md5m Год назад

    Patagonia is also a town in Arizona

  • @swagobill
    @swagobill 3 года назад +1

    Wilhelm made an appearance!

  • @AmiFriendsStudio
    @AmiFriendsStudio 3 года назад +3

    i see glimmers of Steve1989 in this one.

  • @boofgedder9809
    @boofgedder9809 Год назад

    Do you get stickers when you buy provisions 🧐

  • @guyvanburen
    @guyvanburen 3 года назад +2

    was that greta

  • @AirAssault7
    @AirAssault7 2 года назад +1

    You got the magazine dirty. :( lol

  • @kianvaziri6939
    @kianvaziri6939 3 года назад

    haha thank you for also launching into song when something says gaucho

  • @kebmel8668
    @kebmel8668 Год назад +1

    Man you are so funny!

  • @imawesome1822
    @imawesome1822 10 месяцев назад +1

    Omg !

  • @dewilew2137
    @dewilew2137 Год назад

    I had no idea Patagonia made fish…or food at all. I guess that makes sense though?

  • @adventureguy4119
    @adventureguy4119 Год назад

    I went sea fishing Boat lady takes the mackreal cuts a bit out of it and we ate raw mackreal seconds after it was caught

  • @deloreswilson1798
    @deloreswilson1798 2 года назад +1

    Love Steely Dan..Maybe I don't don't want one of those boxes off of the beaten path....Postage is too much to get something I didn't want,uh Matt.It's like I ordered Channel No5
    and they sent Avon too..🤔

  • @arkadiuszbabski9416
    @arkadiuszbabski9416 Год назад

    Is that king Oscar on the wall ?

  • @dougm7111
    @dougm7111 Год назад

    Enjoyed

  • @DiggyDax92
    @DiggyDax92 Год назад +1

    Resubscribed lol. Your mouth noises were at a minimum in this video. And yes that’s what I’m basing my subs off of hahaha

  • @patricklarry6645
    @patricklarry6645 3 года назад +5

    YOU tell us what we're even doing here! Or else!

  • @27clearblue
    @27clearblue 3 года назад

    I just checked their website out. I see their tin salmon is "not" farm raise. I just may treat myself and buy some. Thanks.

  • @captaincabana9943
    @captaincabana9943 2 года назад +1

    💛💛💛

  • @1000cramster
    @1000cramster 3 года назад +5

    A friend was telling me I should watch a documentary called seaspiracy. Apparently he gave up fish completely after it. I’m just like, “dude, watch some MCarlson, get yourself some sustainably caught cans of seafood, chill”.
    Nobody outside of China eats the nasty cans.

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад +10

      I guess we can all do better in all our endeavors, but not eating fish seems a little rash. Aside from that, I don't really like documentaries. They are all make-believe. Even the really good ones.

    • @hazyhalfmoon
      @hazyhalfmoon 3 года назад

      What if your cans are from China? IE: Walmart brand canned oysters are canned in China. And you can tell, they have no texture 🤢

  • @UbongaShorts
    @UbongaShorts Год назад

    Love steely dan

  • @thinkpol1984
    @thinkpol1984 3 года назад +2

    Why are you threatening us with that knife at the start of the video!?!

    • @CannedFishFiles
      @CannedFishFiles  3 года назад +2

      Sorry Joe, I was brandishing the knife at the man standing behind you!

  • @pcmatic3792
    @pcmatic3792 Год назад

    They way you talked about that magazine had my side’s hurting

  • @Chungus581
    @Chungus581 7 месяцев назад +1

    Whenever I listen without watching I just hear Nick Mullen

  • @jimibaked4235
    @jimibaked4235 2 года назад +1

    Add the fish to the soup 😋