I love the fact that that was the last line, today of all days. It fits as a reference to the calls for him to drop out, but now that it's actually happened, we can take it as a joke about it actually happening.
Also things like does immunity extend to conversations about previous acts, while in the white house, speaking to cabinet members. People pretending this is a nothing burger ate just hoping their guy gets off Scott free
They thought shotguns were inhumane, so we showed them what inhumane was. Also, you wanna use chemical weapons, you're gonna have to take your chances as they come.
"3/5s" had me laughing so loudly I probably disturbed the neighbours - and I'm not even American. The "Biden is still around" joke aged like milk though!
@@jypsridic Wut? I mean I could go on about the differences of the parties 160 years ago but....the three-fifth-compromise (which should have been 0-5th) was amended into the constitution WAAAAAY before the democratic party even excisted. It was United States Policy until after it was reappealed post-civil war.
That's an understatement, I mean Cheatel was subpoenaed today, and in the process was told to resign and go back to guarding Doritos (meant to be cheetohs)
Dude! The Power Trio of funny reporting of the news! B. Mo Prince, Habitual LineCrosser (aka HLC) And Ben Brainard I ❤ you 3's ability to tell the news in a fun way, even if it is sometimes slow to get out (ahem, filming and editing).
@@klausjack8731when he was at private school in the 2000s, Trudeau attended the school's annual dinner in a costume complete with blackface. He also wore it (and an afro wig) during a talent show to perform "Day-O."
You know how bad things are when the court rules that literally existing can be a crime but the next ruling was so much worse it made everyone forget about that.
@@jypsridic Same in reverse. Having to stay at your job because you will get evicted then arrested sounds a lot like indentured servitude, and not being able to buy a gun because you will get evicted then arrested sounds a lot like Americans only have a right to them when we own property. Both sides should be angry about this.
The removal of the Chevon Doctrine means that every interpretation of a law needs to be decided in court or by congress writing less vague laws. It was done at the behest of "industry lobbyists" who basically wanted to be able to sue their way out of environmental regulation. In the short term, this will work. In the long run, the EPA will throw the ball back to congress to write explicit laws, which means every politician in the pockets of such industries will have to stain their voting records with juicy details that make it really easy to make attack ads against them, and the Republican party will wish they didn't make their pet judges overturn the doctrine. This is going to cost them seats until they either find a new sugar daddy or restore the doctrine so they can go back to being vague and then selectively enforcing the laws.
Because who wants to have a group of experts make a decision when we can have bought-and-paid-for politicians, clueless old judges, and partisan lawyers decide how clean our air and water get to be, how safe our food might be, what toxins can be allowed in your child's toys and clothing, how flammable a new school building is...
Oh, yes, because it's always a benefit to have the people without knowledge of a subject make all the rules regarding said subject. We're aware that this was a way to give corporations the ability to cut costs by ignoring health and safety regulations. It's still going to be a problem when the people that don't know the WHAT and the WHY are deciding the HOW, especially when it means HUNDREDS of more decisions, and they're not even at work for half the damn year as it is. This is why teachers always let kids decide how they're going to learn in school.
You presume that the people that vote for them care about anything other than their football team winning. They will see their rivers die and say "take that libs"
Sticker Mule the one business who screwed itself with one cringy email😂 There’s another sticker company I saw giving a free mule sticker with purchase which is a pretty brilliant marketing move.
The problem is that it gave departments who are deemed "experts" like for example the ATF the de facto ability to change laws to mean whatever they want without any sort of check or balance.
So entertained me at 0.75 speed (I'm a bit slow with state accent and letter acronym recognition) that it finished just as I realised that I forgot to press "like" - you got an extra view at full spped so I could like and comment. Thanks to Tech and Cultural Imperialism for letting me have some smiles and practise learning.
Same! The fact the state just struck down 2 anti-abortion laws and reaffirmed its a right to abortion state - from the same state that argued in courts that evolution didn't exist not that long ago politically - we can't make up our mind how red/blue we are... :D
Not sure how you feel about it, but I do like the longer hair on ya, Ben. Some of the states actually look better (and arguably more fitting), like Louis. Not to mention it gives the Supreme Court a Big Lebowski vibe coupled with the outfit.
the comment i WANT to post will get me banned or on a few lists or both. but, i liked the video =) i especially liked the court justice "robe" is actually just a bathrobe. nice touch. cuz that's about how professional that group of [redacted redacted redacted's] is
“Is stepping down one of the things that you can do?”
Turns out that, yes, yes it is, California.
I love the fact that that was the last line, today of all days. It fits as a reference to the calls for him to drop out, but now that it's actually happened, we can take it as a joke about it actually happening.
Well, step down from running again at least. Still in the position for the rest of the term.
Best birthday gift ever
I should try to predict more things in these sketches
@@Ben_Brainard predict Harris winning I'm begging you lmao
"Do you know how cool absolute immunity is?"
Yes, I just don't want my government officials having it.
Agreed.
The Supreme Court rule was not absolute immunity but limited.
And they don't. Why don't you actually go read what the Supreme Court actually said as opposed to just listening to CNN and MSNBC?
@@chrisnameless8325 Limited, yes, but the limits aren’t defined, and the examples they provided are distressingly broad.
Also things like does immunity extend to conversations about previous acts, while in the white house, speaking to cabinet members.
People pretending this is a nothing burger ate just hoping their guy gets off Scott free
"I Vincent van Know a guy"💀💀💀💀
That was my favorite one 😂
Who knew Texas had it in him?
@@CortexNewsService Usually, Texas' contributions are more "1 out of 5 stars".
Dang, so much happened lately that you couldn't squeeze Crowdstrike in
Or the RNC convention, or Vance, or Harris
>>unintelligible screaming
The last time we squeezed a Crowdstrike update in it all went to hell. Let’s not try that again.
@@artchic528hahahaha
“It’s not a war crime if it’s the first time” -some Canadian dude, probably
lol Fat Electrican.
👀👀
“Words, words, words, also some American dude, words”
An Iowan describing Canadians, definitely
They thought shotguns were inhumane, so we showed them what inhumane was.
Also, you wanna use chemical weapons, you're gonna have to take your chances as they come.
"3/5s" had me laughing so loudly I probably disturbed the neighbours - and I'm not even American. The "Biden is still around" joke aged like milk though!
It aged perfectly.
I showed the video to someone and had to explain that one.
Yeah, the 3/5ths jokes always get me 😂
@@CarbonatedCondensation Just don't forget that the 3/5ths rule was a democrat policy.
@@jypsridic Wut? I mean I could go on about the differences of the parties 160 years ago but....the three-fifth-compromise (which should have been 0-5th) was amended into the constitution WAAAAAY before the democratic party even excisted. It was United States Policy until after it was reappealed post-civil war.
“I think the best part of all of this is it happened right before Halloween”
Sir it is *JULY*
Halloween merch already in the stores.
halloween starts in september or even august if you're brave enough
Both fair points - I concede 😉
Ministry sez Every Day Is Halloween.
Oomp bop bop bop oomp bop bop...
@@aspynryde7305Halloween starts in January if you love Halloween enough
Ben I feel sorry for you and B. Prince, the news is getting made faster then you can write it
That's an understatement, I mean Cheatel was subpoenaed today, and in the process was told to resign and go back to guarding Doritos (meant to be cheetohs)
Seriously! I don't know how they can keep up.
I've learned more about what's going on in my world from those two than the news.
Yesterday I swore I saw Beau of the Fifth Column sigh in exasperation.
Than*
Dude! The Power Trio of funny reporting of the news!
B. Mo Prince,
Habitual LineCrosser (aka HLC)
And
Ben Brainard
I ❤ you 3's ability to tell the news in a fun way, even if it is sometimes slow to get out (ahem, filming and editing).
Oh sweetie… you’re definitely already on the lists.
Shhhhhhh
“That’s still around”
“Biden or COVID”
“Yes”
I laughed way to much at that
As a Canadian, I appreciate the joke about our big red embarrassment
What was this referencing?
Was it about ... the checklist ?
@@klausjack8731when he was at private school in the 2000s, Trudeau attended the school's annual dinner in a costume complete with blackface. He also wore it (and an afro wig) during a talent show to perform "Day-O."
@@bainr6856 ahh, I knew about the blackface, but the joke did confuse me a bit, thanks for clearing up.
The Geneva checklist?
Apparently, stepping down from the election is indeed one of the things he can do
And we ALREADY need a new episode,,, Ben couldn’t even finish filming this😢
"We love you Ben!" We all shout in unison
“That’s still around? Biden or Covid?” 😂Laughed out loud.
last joke ages so well so quick.
Considering how much has been happening, I'm surprised you got so much in this episode!
0:37 ‘I Vincent van know a guy’ is by far, *by far*, the hardest I’ve laughed at any joke
Dyskorde:
Can we all take a second to acknowledge how pretty Ben's hair is? Especially on Gov. It's stunning.
Several seconds.
Thirds,even.
I love your use of a bathrobe for judge robes! 🤣😂🤣
Love it when Gov proves he too has some chaos in him
This episode will be WILD we already know
I agree with all of this EXCEPT the "right before halloween" part.
Its GOD DAMN JULY!
Enough time for Spirit Halloween to make an "attempted assassination survivor" costume, then!
Feels like this month has been a year
Saw a Santa at one of the gas stations the other day for a Christmas in July sale.
Halloween merch already in the stores.
Yeah but stores already have Halloween decorations out around here except the ones still finishing off back to school sales...
I am impressed with Ben's ability to act out all these jokes without crying hysterically.
You know how bad things are when the court rules that literally existing can be a crime but the next ruling was so much worse it made everyone forget about that.
you not liking it doesn't make them bad rulings.
@@jypsridic Same in reverse. Having to stay at your job because you will get evicted then arrested sounds a lot like indentured servitude, and not being able to buy a gun because you will get evicted then arrested sounds a lot like Americans only have a right to them when we own property. Both sides should be angry about this.
ok i missed this one, what are we talking about here
@@sariarosegold Juristictions can make it illegal to be homeless.
@@RRW359 I'm clueless about the eviction for gun ownership angle.
A man who doesn't listen doesn't need one ear, let alone two.
I was kinda hoping you would get Dan Povenmire to reprise his role as Supreme Court
Here's a fun fact to play with Texas: I don't know when it will open, but the world's largest Bucc-ees is being built in Ocala, Florida
That's evil, I like it.
@@mechs_with_hands [insert evil cackling]
UCMJ only applies to prior service if you are retired lol.
Thank GOD I didn’t do 20
The removal of the Chevon Doctrine means that every interpretation of a law needs to be decided in court or by congress writing less vague laws. It was done at the behest of "industry lobbyists" who basically wanted to be able to sue their way out of environmental regulation. In the short term, this will work.
In the long run, the EPA will throw the ball back to congress to write explicit laws, which means every politician in the pockets of such industries will have to stain their voting records with juicy details that make it really easy to make attack ads against them, and the Republican party will wish they didn't make their pet judges overturn the doctrine. This is going to cost them seats until they either find a new sugar daddy or restore the doctrine so they can go back to being vague and then selectively enforcing the laws.
Because who wants to have a group of experts make a decision when we can have bought-and-paid-for politicians, clueless old judges, and partisan lawyers decide how clean our air and water get to be, how safe our food might be, what toxins can be allowed in your child's toys and clothing, how flammable a new school building is...
So, in the long term, this is still good. Sort of.
It also weakens the ATF authority to enforce rule as laws.
Oh, yes, because it's always a benefit to have the people without knowledge of a subject make all the rules regarding said subject. We're aware that this was a way to give corporations the ability to cut costs by ignoring health and safety regulations. It's still going to be a problem when the people that don't know the WHAT and the WHY are deciding the HOW, especially when it means HUNDREDS of more decisions, and they're not even at work for half the damn year as it is. This is why teachers always let kids decide how they're going to learn in school.
You presume that the people that vote for them care about anything other than their football team winning. They will see their rivers die and say "take that libs"
Glad to see you still putting out The Table videos. It’s the only way I get my news.
Quiet part meant to be private.
Ben, you are a genius!
I take it there’s nothing in the ucmj about making jokes about the assassination lol 😂
I just gotta say the Supreme Court looks like disheveled John Wick, and honestly that makes sense
Sticker Mule the one business who screwed itself with one cringy email😂 There’s another sticker company I saw giving a free mule sticker with purchase which is a pretty brilliant marketing move.
I was having a bad day today. Then your vid came up on my notifications. Thanks for making me smile Ben!
Don't worry, your off our list as long as you keep doing Table News!!
The hella reference for the Californians.
Didn't know Ben served in the army, hats off to you.
that last joke was writtewn last week, clearly.
Didn't even touch the now legal bribery.
You brought up Sticker Mule! XD
The problem is that it gave departments who are deemed "experts" like for example the ATF the de facto ability to change laws to mean whatever they want without any sort of check or balance.
that starting bit was on point. i cant wait for you to get the crowdstrike shit show in next go around.
Hair is getting fabulous!!
trump in his ear infection arc
So entertained me at 0.75 speed (I'm a bit slow with state accent and letter acronym recognition) that it finished just as I realised that I forgot to press "like" - you got an extra view at full spped so I could like and comment.
Thanks to Tech and Cultural Imperialism for letting me have some smiles and practise learning.
schoolhouse rock for gen z and gen a honestly
Glad you're back
I've never heard of getting one's ears lowered being so newsworthy before.
Oh God this week was a nightmare
As a Canadian I ❤ the reference!
Just speeding up for the watering of the Tree of Liberty
"I have worse news for you anyway" 😂😂😂
Weeeeee. Here we go. Thanks for the video!!
It's back! Finally!
3/5ths jokes TY
I'm still waiting for the day that California takes off the cap and Orange County comes out, like a Wario version of Texas and Austin.
OC is purple.
UCMJ doesn't apply to former military unless they are retirees collecting a pension. So you are safe.
I have been waiting for this to come out since the assassination attempt.
Its Back!
I'd love more Kansas, Ben!
Same! The fact the state just struck down 2 anti-abortion laws and reaffirmed its a right to abortion state - from the same state that argued in courts that evolution didn't exist not that long ago politically - we can't make up our mind how red/blue we are... :D
The system was never meant to have checks and balances.
i love how i always forget that this isnt a group of people talking to each other.
Yeah, we just might do something they'd have to make a rule about. 😂🇨🇦
This has to be on Netflix!
I'm a bit disappointed you didn't get Dan to be All of the Judges again. Other then that, top notch as usual. 😁
Jesus. Canada got New York, cali, and Texas to argee with no argument about moving on
0:19 Ohh that’s why this wasn’t out until now. That legalese can be confusing
"Skidmore butts?"
Wow you walked the line and did not cross it. The add after video killed it.
Biden not running for reelection and Harris is the new nomination. Ready for more videos ❤
“I forgot it was Trump and not Justin Trudeau.” MAN I FORGOT ABOUT THAT LMAO
that hair is looking good!
You didn’t know that it was Chevrolet. Me and my family just called them Chevys.
Chevron Defference is why we have toilets that can't flush a turd down.
So politicians are immune from criminal prosecution and the Supreme Court can do what the hell it wants
Trump really became 50 cent 💀
I forgot about 50 cent briefly 😂
Meanwhile , I'm likely on 37 different lists from googling what the difference between c4 and semtex was😂😂😂
AH the serious putty
It could happen to any Leverage fan.
"Jesus was more of a eye guy"???? Dude, he reattached a guy's ear!
Geneva Suggestions.....
He used the black power fist pump,missed opportunity there
The is Biden still around joke, on point for how he dropped out of the race.
Great video.
OMG has it been a busy ... I don't even know. At this rate you'll need to put out a new video every 3 days!
@@annaf7753 and I’m OK with that!
As a Prior Service Member who has made several jokes about Trump getting a cut in his ear, nothing has happened to me so far.
Love the hat wall❤
Dan Povenmire was unavailable?
hella!
I get the feeling that last line was written before it even happened lol
Not sure how you feel about it, but I do like the longer hair on ya, Ben. Some of the states actually look better (and arguably more fitting), like Louis.
Not to mention it gives the Supreme Court a Big Lebowski vibe coupled with the outfit.
I was waiting for this!
Hair is looking luscious
"Is stepping down something you can do?" Yes. "is Biden still around?" Not really.
I am so scared and excited for this
Been waiting for this one
Getting rid of chevron deference takes the protections and agency away from the environmental protection agency.
I hate that! You'd think rich a - holes have no posterity!
the comment i WANT to post will get me banned or on a few lists or both. but, i liked the video =) i especially liked the court justice "robe" is actually just a bathrobe. nice touch. cuz that's about how professional that group of [redacted redacted redacted's] is
I would have pegged texas as a chevy guy... the more you know