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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Watch this side splitting compilation from Josh's 2013 Live Show And Another Thing. Where he hilariously dissects such issues as Jam, iPhones, Hotel Breakfasts and many many more.
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  • @isabellarae9904
    @isabellarae9904 5 лет назад +231

    I quit Duke of Edinburgh WAY before the actual camping but people from my school used it as an excuse to get totally pissed in a forest.
    Obviously they didn’t think about the fact they’d have to hike back.

    • @MrFizzbox
      @MrFizzbox 4 года назад +4

      Sounds like a fun hike

  • @Envyi
    @Envyi 5 лет назад +44

    "I made a home video of what I imagine the series to be like."
    Jokes on you, the home video!GoT is still a better ending than the actual series.

  • @HLY66
    @HLY66 5 лет назад +244

    Dude sounding like the British equivalent of the Squeaky Voice Teen from The Simpsons

  • @liamlyons8942
    @liamlyons8942 5 лет назад +8

    Saaaame, watching this video on my lunch is a genuine risk

  • @kaiashton2885
    @kaiashton2885 2 года назад

    5:35 haha cracked me up

  • @salmon7794
    @salmon7794 5 лет назад +100

    Is it just me or does this guy sound like his throat is sore 100% of the time

  • @haleywilliams1743
    @haleywilliams1743 3 года назад

    idk what it is about him but stg im in love with him

  • @thegoose8197
    @thegoose8197 5 лет назад +3

    Accurate

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 5 лет назад +4

    Coco pops?? Is that British Coco Puffs??

    • @JimijaymesProductions
      @JimijaymesProductions 5 лет назад +7

      Cocoa Krispies, not British versions exactly the same thing made by Kellogs, they have different names in different countries. It's Coco pops in Australia too.

  • @eiveive
    @eiveive 5 лет назад +2

    cHHHashpoints

  • @richghost2897
    @richghost2897 3 года назад

    kentucky fried specsavers, im dead

  • @vomitdev
    @vomitdev 5 лет назад +322

    the compass on my phone has come in handy on one occasion, my duke of edinburgh

    • @weponizedsatire2813
      @weponizedsatire2813 5 лет назад +1

      louise c clever

    • @imid3440
      @imid3440 5 лет назад +9

      They took our phones away on DofE :3

    • @vomitdev
      @vomitdev 5 лет назад +2

      Imi D what the fuck they can’t do that

    • @jonathancarswell7209
      @jonathancarswell7209 5 лет назад +9

      @@vomitdev you aren't meant to have a phone lol.. just one or two for emergencies

    • @vomitdev
      @vomitdev 5 лет назад +3

      jonny cwell you’re not meant to not have it there’s no rules against it you’re expected to have it

  • @ylvarasmussen625
    @ylvarasmussen625 5 лет назад +237

    One of the shelves on my fridge door is full of homemade jams from my neighbour. Just lots and lots of plum jam I'm never going to use, but one day I'll have to spoon out of the jars and into the bin, because she wants her jars back when I finish the jam.

    • @lyenta
      @lyenta 5 лет назад +13

      Well your welcome to sent them to me😂 I love homemade jam ♡

    • @imid3440
      @imid3440 5 лет назад +6

      That sounds delicious! Try and use it, pies, cakes, on toast etc!

    • @3122tan
      @3122tan 5 лет назад +27

      Try telling her her jam is delicious and you really appreciate it but simply that you aren't a jam eater. Take the occasional jar but take a year to use half of it. She'll stop giving you so much then. But it's probably too late for this advice in any case; that ship has sailed. I think you're stuck.

    • @LynxSouth
      @LynxSouth 5 лет назад +2

      If it was properly canned/bottled jam, you don't need to keep it in the refrigerator unless you've opened it.

    • @bilindalaw-morley161
      @bilindalaw-morley161 4 года назад +1

      Ylva Rasmussen tell her you’ve developed type 2 diabetes. Yes,you wish you’d had precognition you would have known with the first offering to say you HAD diabetes, but...

  • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
    @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 лет назад +61

    I misread it as "month" and I was impressed

  • @MichaelCravith
    @MichaelCravith 5 лет назад +66

    I think I might've shat myself at that ending sound effect.

  • @Poetrywriter12
    @Poetrywriter12 5 лет назад +65

    Got his autograph a few weeks ago. Hes a proper nice dude 😊😊😊

    • @ariesleorising9421
      @ariesleorising9421 5 лет назад +6

      Misha Writer He’s so funny!!! Sadly, not really known here in Texas!!! 😒

    • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
      @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 3 года назад +3

      @@ariesleorising9421 at least you have good taste! 😉😁

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 Год назад +1

      ​@@ariesleorising9421not really known out of UK i think. :P at least hes not big in sweden either. (None of my mates knows about him)
      Think thats pretty standard for comedians.. some exceptions ofc.. like Seinfeld or Gervais.

  • @Samuel-ku1qb
    @Samuel-ku1qb 5 лет назад +87

    "I WON'T LEAVE YOU, MR. FRODO!"

  • @RyxNTheReal
    @RyxNTheReal 5 лет назад +43

    Ironically my iphone ran out of charge watching this 😂😂😂

    • @Romoa345
      @Romoa345 5 лет назад +1

      Then how did you comment this?
      * Illuminati conspiracy music plays *

    • @RyxNTheReal
      @RyxNTheReal 5 лет назад +1

      @@Romoa345 charged it ya idiot kmt

    • @Olifant0
      @Olifant0 5 лет назад

      Ryan that’s not irony that’s coincidence

    • @toutl
      @toutl 5 лет назад +1

      And you came back. Jeez

  • @hereticmuncher749
    @hereticmuncher749 5 лет назад +30

    Why does josh look like mr tumble after 20 years of hard heroine addiction

  • @_splix
    @_splix 5 лет назад +54

    Theres a moth in my bathroom that has been there for 7 months

    • @3122tan
      @3122tan 5 лет назад +8

      Mate, you've got to clean that bathroom and get rid of him!

    • @deangraca7869
      @deangraca7869 5 лет назад +15

      @@3122tan my man just chilling why you got to evict him ?

    • @twelvegeez3843
      @twelvegeez3843 5 лет назад +2

      ii_Alive moths only live a day........................

    • @twelvegeez3843
      @twelvegeez3843 5 лет назад +4

      Its probably its babys hatching new ones everyday

    • @magaliebatterie3148
      @magaliebatterie3148 4 года назад +1

      Trap, like a moth in a bath

  • @finlaycoetsee4433
    @finlaycoetsee4433 5 лет назад +155

    He sounds like Marge Simpson

    • @SANDSCORCHER
      @SANDSCORCHER 5 лет назад +2

      He sounds significantly more like Zippy.

    • @dand1374
      @dand1374 5 лет назад

      Wtf??

    • @Basswave_
      @Basswave_ 5 лет назад +2

      I think you need to get your ears checked

    • @teojnelson
      @teojnelson 5 лет назад +2

      Sounds like Dobby

    • @MGamerGirl
      @MGamerGirl 5 лет назад

      @@SANDSCORCHER that is a better one 😂 😂 😂

  • @tieldricbolton8759
    @tieldricbolton8759 5 лет назад +5

    i use the compass app way to often i dont even go outside im just a nosey prick who likes to know where north is to make sure it hasnt gone where its not meant to be

  • @Dxs4all
    @Dxs4all 5 лет назад +11

    We used to have a bunch of fruit trees and bushes and honestly, what else were we gonna use with all that fruit but make compote and jam with it?
    Our family actually rather appreciated never having to go out to buy jam 😂

  • @keri2868
    @keri2868 5 лет назад +25

    He offended my mother so much with the jam jokes!

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen 5 лет назад +6

      I always appreciate homemade jams, chutney and relishes from people. Tell your mum that not everyone is that ungrateful.

  • @ridermissy8111
    @ridermissy8111 5 лет назад +23

    the jam-cd comparison is everything

  • @lonelyteapot858
    @lonelyteapot858 4 года назад +7

    im trying to drink water while watching this,
    my monitor is now covered in water

  • @KL-hr2kj
    @KL-hr2kj 5 лет назад +10

    I'm watching this on my Samsung and the irony of it is funnier to me than the skit

  • @dylanbailey8090
    @dylanbailey8090 5 лет назад +36

    Anyone notice that one of the people in the audience is on their phone 😂

  • @Powkiddy
    @Powkiddy 5 лет назад +34

    Looks like he’s done some serious lines

  • @michaelheliotis5279
    @michaelheliotis5279 5 лет назад +8

    Being attached at the hip to a power point is the reason I still use my trusty brick cell phone with its week-long lifespan.

  • @ebonyrose7236
    @ebonyrose7236 5 лет назад +10

    I bought my brother jam for Christmas because he always uses it all

  • @rubybird8976
    @rubybird8976 5 лет назад +5

    I literally got a letter for the duke of Edinburgh award thing today😂

  • @Shap00
    @Shap00 4 года назад +3

    Just turn on the auto generated subtitles and enjoy the misery of it )))

  • @ammamunday7754
    @ammamunday7754 5 лет назад +6

    I love his voice.

  • @lorelaigilmore8668
    @lorelaigilmore8668 5 лет назад +6

    I read the title as "My iPhone has the Lifespan of a *Month*" Oh well. Dyslexia do as dyslexia wants.

  • @astroposyt2898
    @astroposyt2898 5 лет назад +39

    Better at standup than panel shows

  • @isabellatham86
    @isabellatham86 5 лет назад +13

    spranta! yessss!!! :D

  • @glowinthedarkspider3118
    @glowinthedarkspider3118 4 года назад +1

    I go to an after school club, and the people in the year above me used it for their d of e, and they all complained about the hikes and stuff, I know I wanna do it next year when the school reopens, but I'm sure as hell that it'll be like a month before I complain just as much as the current year nines

  • @ianfryer2942
    @ianfryer2942 3 года назад +3

    I love him, seen live and almost died!

  • @videosofthedammed
    @videosofthedammed 5 лет назад +4

    Nah mate Fanta and oasis are the one

  • @1234smileface
    @1234smileface 5 лет назад +3

    There are too many adds on this video.....!!!!

  • @carmenm.4091
    @carmenm.4091 5 лет назад +3

    2 Unlimited, excellent😂... didn’t know they where known beyond the Dutch border!

    • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
      @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 3 года назад +1

      There are No Limits to his musical knowledge 🤪😂 All the best from Scotland 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌍🇳🇱❤

  • @deanslyrics8797
    @deanslyrics8797 5 лет назад +5

    love a local lad :D

  • @theoargyros3618
    @theoargyros3618 5 лет назад +4

    One pop a day🤣

  • @MGamerGirl
    @MGamerGirl 5 лет назад +8

    When his voice was breaking did it get stuck like that, he sounds like his nuts are in limbo ☺

  • @luish8056
    @luish8056 4 года назад +2

    Dudes funny as hell

  • @kami3000
    @kami3000 5 лет назад +3

    Insight is the first way to recovery.

  • @emy198
    @emy198 5 лет назад +1

    Lol I thought it would be washed down after all they food with the water from the condom

  • @monomakes
    @monomakes 4 года назад +1

    He's great! But WTF was that sound at the end!!

  • @fyrgebrc4666
    @fyrgebrc4666 5 лет назад +3

    Boi you need a drink

  • @igs1987
    @igs1987 3 года назад +1

    Come on parlour, friend

  • @thomaswilliams9054
    @thomaswilliams9054 5 лет назад +2

    D of E < Ten Tors

  • @christinecampbell1677
    @christinecampbell1677 Год назад

    I love an eat you can buffet breakfast.

  • @adeenamansoor2192
    @adeenamansoor2192 2 года назад

    what I need right now are subtitles.

  • @elizaknight6980
    @elizaknight6980 5 лет назад +10

    Hahahaa, I love this show :D

  • @TinyFord1
    @TinyFord1 3 года назад

    Aaah joke is on Josh, because there is no war in Afganistan anymore

  • @henryharrison3753
    @henryharrison3753 5 лет назад +17

    Wow josh is posh

    • @rikzz0r
      @rikzz0r 5 лет назад +5

      He's really not.

    • @deanslyrics8797
      @deanslyrics8797 5 лет назад +4

      he's literally a farm lad he's from Devon lol

    • @henryharrison3753
      @henryharrison3753 5 лет назад +1

      If you think he’s not posh I’m afraid to say you’re probably posh aswell (im English)

    • @teejaay7609
      @teejaay7609 5 лет назад +2

      Henry Harrison jack Whitehall is a posh English comedian. Josh may be a bit more middle class than some, but he’s not posh.

    • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
      @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 3 года назад

      @@henryharrison3753 the definition of posh is "the quality of being elegant, stylish or upper class," as much as I like Josh I don't think he is any of those things 😄 I'm Scottish and definitely not posh, I live in an area of Edinburgh that is so rough even the dogs walk around in pairs! 🤪😂 I'd say he's middle class but I can see where you're coming from.

  • @zn4rf
    @zn4rf 3 года назад

    @ 9:30 ... whelp...

  • @tomtaylor7338
    @tomtaylor7338 3 года назад

    Funny as piles

  • @annas3134
    @annas3134 4 года назад

    6:10

  • @passworddk
    @passworddk 5 лет назад +7

    What the hell is going on with his left foot - he keeps standing on the side of it

    • @PaulMab9
      @PaulMab9 5 лет назад +1

      Anders Gertz Sørensen he does it when he shifts his weight to his other foot, and leans completely off of it, so probably nothing. Just weird.

  • @mama--rua
    @mama--rua 5 лет назад +4

    Ew wish i hadn't just googled bellend 😐

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius 5 лет назад +6

      NEVER look up a term you've never heard without Google Safe Search turned on. Alternatively, I've heard blue waffles are delicious.

    • @georgiajeffries5531
      @georgiajeffries5531 5 лет назад +1

      @@ccggenius while we are talking about great things, you should see the new golden showers!

    • @feconway
      @feconway 5 лет назад +1

      @@georgiajeffries5531Lemon partys are also very cool!

    • @LynxSouth
      @LynxSouth 5 лет назад +1

      1- for searches, try StartPage. It doesn't track you or keep your info as Google does. startpage.com
      2 - for things you don't know, try freedictionary.com
      It explains things in US & UK English and has idioms, medical dictionary, wikipedia, thesaurus, translations etc., etc. And no pictures -- just nice, safe, clear words.

  • @dlwatib
    @dlwatib 5 лет назад

    He'd be a lot funnier if I could understand him more than half the time.

    • @HCain
      @HCain 3 года назад +2

      Let me guess... you're American? 😄

  • @mama--rua
    @mama--rua 5 лет назад +4

    He looks feverish and pasty

    • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
      @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 3 года назад +2

      Don't be so racist, that is an Englishman in his natural state! 🤪😂❤

    • @HCain
      @HCain 3 года назад +1

      Then you haven't seen many brits mama rua. If you lived there, their climate would make you be lookin feverish and pasty too.

  • @schlongy2dope
    @schlongy2dope Год назад

    I like homemade jam