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@@thisisnotthechannelyourelo407 Found the loli viewer. And no wonder y'all keep it to y'all's selves and never speak up about it to family. I wonder why
@@Har1ByWorldconsidering only 1 person steered, there's plenty of other roles they could have put women in if it was just "their ability to aim the vehicle."
Yeah, ship is she and girl can get jelous. On practical side rise of seafaring happen on peak of plague, pox,cholera and STDs epidemic and port whores were for sure on of the riskiest demography to catch some of that. So captains looked for any possible mean to divert ship crew from going here. Also places on ship were much limited so have place for food and whatever needed for a person and keep em just for entertainment is not great either. On top of that if somebody of the crew catch something he could be isolated. Shared "bedwarmer" would skew possibilities. Work with sails was tough and power in any hands counts. Either on peak of seafaring rush there were a lot of stuff to do on shore with luggaging, foraging at wild islands etc. That's why women being more physically fragile and usually less adapted to harsh environments, so found no place in crews at times. Today it's more or less tradition, women are still rare on ships, most jobs still need some physical power, mostly luggage handling (not cargo, its handled by machines, but utilities on ship as parts, meds, food etc) for sailor jobs, mechanics jobs still need strong hands but it depends somewhat. Command jobs definitely can be carried by women. Even at pirate rise times there were rare cases but still famous female pirate captains. But here where traditions screw things up somewhat. Only cases I heard about women being in ships command crew was fish processing ship floating in the middle of fish catching area taking fish loads to process from fish catching boats in exchange of fuel and cargo to keep them operating non-stop. Like a fleet of 12 relatively small Fisher boats and relatively big cargo fish processing behemoth. She was second officer here for all good reasons bcs the most important part of the crew here was fish processing deck workers obviously and out of 350 people here 290 were women. So fish processing deck crew management was her job. Well it was in a country with relatively traditionalist society not something as crazy as muslims but fairly traditionalist one. Amount of slur poor woman took daily was ungodly. Maybe for a reason. In comparison to grim permeated with fish stench food processor, dolled up beaty in uniform was definitely an eye catcher, especially for tired but glad due to good catch fishermen.
For a while, R. Kelly was the mermaid. Then Michael Jackson. Then Will Smith was the mermaid. Then Jake Paul. Then Will Smith was the mermaid again after the Oscars.
I thought this would involve mermaids luring sailors to their deaths. And then eating them. Which is mythically accurate. There wasn’t a nice version of mermaids until Disney came along.
Truth, mermaids were basically cautionary tales to sailors of 'too good to be true', beautiful naked women at sea ... who want to kill you and eat you. Even the original 'The Little Mermaid' didn't hide the fact most mermaids were soulless creatures who turned to seafoam when they died.
Not all cultures believed mermaids were man eaters. Some thought of them as good omens and others more of a neutral entity. The modern man eating mermaid is probably people mixing up sirens (man eating bird women with voices that lure sailors) and mermaids.
Since when did sailors think fishes were mermaids I thought mermaids only existed well "existed" because when sailors first saw manatees they mistook the manatees for mermaids
As a dane, I don't know what I would have found more offensive, that you guys gave the danes a swedish accent, or if you had done a danish accent instead. But I love it either way! Anyways, great video. You get a danish seal of approval!
@classifiedname222 Is that those videos I see from thermal cameras when you guys sneak up behind a tied up donkey and hip thrust it a bunch? Or does it have to do with that one p*do prophet that can't be drawn?
@@Specialistkay duh, because I'm wanted for cases of manslaughter, terroristic attacks, trying to replicate 9/11 when planes weren't even a thing, for doing your mom and many, many more
They never touched his body, only the fish he was wearing, but the trauma still ate away at his mind. The squelching of the dead fish, and the smell, oh the smell...
@@nathanlobsinger5512 "Stegt sild" means fried herring, and the pickled part makes it "i eddike" so "Stegt sild i eddike". It's a staple of our Danish food culture, mainly served around Christmas XD
@@Gladki_Lucas you are confused. 1,000,000,000 times 0 = 0. Follow so far, right? Okay. Disney remakes are a flat 0, so saying something that is a billion times zero (Disney being the zero here) is still zero. *Woosh!*
@@rminkof We don't look bad and I believe Danes can be naturally blond :) We just sound more like we have a potato lodged in our throat when we speak :P At least according to Swedes xD
A popular theory on the origin of Mermaids actually comes from sailors having "relations" with manatees. I was expecting something totally different based on the title but was pleasantly surprised.
i would've loved if there was a twist the a random sailor gets called by the mermaid slowly drawn to her singing until the sailor finds out it was a siren and then the siren devours the sailor in the most inhumane way possible but thats more of a meatcanyon thing
The "mermaid" we see at the beginning that turned out to be a hallucianation is totally how I used to see Ariel (The real one, not the newly blackwashed one) in my horny teen days.
And flashgitz also made a huge reference to moby dick, a story of Ahab getting his revenge on moby dick for eating his arm.a very clever reference from them.
hahaha! Love you guys. Especially since I've been promoting my mermaid comic for the past month or so, it's awesome to see different takes on the topic.
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I always do guys! You are the Best!
Hearth please❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I know why you didn't do what I said in the comment. But it's fine guys, it's understandable.
be honest Tom, this is just how you met your wife.
Flashgitz Meatcanyon Collab When?
Lame cartoon. It wasn’t funny or memorable. Whoever green lighted this wasted their time.
The most shocking thing: *FlashGitz drew the Mermaid attractive*
FALSE ALARM! It was just a halibut.
Although it is a rather ... attractive halibut. *unzips*
She’s 16.
Technically it is a hallucination.
@@rasengdori13 she's not real
@@thisisnotthechannelyourelo407 Found the loli viewer. And no wonder y'all keep it to y'all's selves and never speak up about it to family. I wonder why
"We've all had to be the mermaid"
I think the Navy still does this lol
by "this" you mean force little boys to wear the the corpse of a fish and a get gang-banged? lmao
@natsockaiser2067 What he's insinuated is the navy is gay.
Peg Boy gottem on ever ship😂
LOOKS LIKE FLAPJACK
Given their DEI training pamphlets, I don't doubt that.
The "f*cking b*tch" at 0:24 just gets me every time.
I thought he was saying "good catch"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean, the accuracy. They believed having females on board was bad luck and offended Poseidon.
Seriously? No way 😆
well if women sail as good as they drive no wonder
Was Poseidon worshipped in Scandinavian countries?
@@Har1ByWorldconsidering only 1 person steered, there's plenty of other roles they could have put women in if it was just "their ability to aim the vehicle."
Yeah, ship is she and girl can get jelous.
On practical side rise of seafaring happen on peak of plague, pox,cholera and STDs epidemic and port whores were for sure on of the riskiest demography to catch some of that. So captains looked for any possible mean to divert ship crew from going here. Also places on ship were much limited so have place for food and whatever needed for a person and keep em just for entertainment is not great either. On top of that if somebody of the crew catch something he could be isolated. Shared "bedwarmer" would skew possibilities.
Work with sails was tough and power in any hands counts. Either on peak of seafaring rush there were a lot of stuff to do on shore with luggaging, foraging at wild islands etc. That's why women being more physically fragile and usually less adapted to harsh environments, so found no place in crews at times. Today it's more or less tradition, women are still rare on ships, most jobs still need some physical power, mostly luggage handling (not cargo, its handled by machines, but utilities on ship as parts, meds, food etc) for sailor jobs, mechanics jobs still need strong hands but it depends somewhat. Command jobs definitely can be carried by women. Even at pirate rise times there were rare cases but still famous female pirate captains. But here where traditions screw things up somewhat. Only cases I heard about women being in ships command crew was fish processing ship floating in the middle of fish catching area taking fish loads to process from fish catching boats in exchange of fuel and cargo to keep them operating non-stop. Like a fleet of 12 relatively small Fisher boats and relatively big cargo fish processing behemoth. She was second officer here for all good reasons bcs the most important part of the crew here was fish processing deck workers obviously and out of 350 people here 290 were women. So fish processing deck crew management was her job.
Well it was in a country with relatively traditionalist society not something as crazy as muslims but fairly traditionalist one.
Amount of slur poor woman took daily was ungodly. Maybe for a reason. In comparison to grim permeated with fish stench food processor, dolled up beaty in uniform was definitely an eye catcher, especially for tired but glad due to good catch fishermen.
"You have to be the mermaid" has now entered the cultural zeitgeist and we shall quote it indefinitely.
For a while, R. Kelly was the mermaid. Then Michael Jackson. Then Will Smith was the mermaid. Then Jake Paul. Then Will Smith was the mermaid again after the Oscars.
I've already forgotten
I was 420 likes haha
666 likes i cant ruin it.
@@hewhobattles8869Ah, the Buck Breaking chronicles
THE DUBBING! THEIR PACKAGING!
Hi Kishinpain
sea simps, all of them
Bless Your Perfection Praise the true creators 🙌
No like for you. Not a sheep thatll just like this due to you having a checkmark
@@tenryutanice 1
"watch out for his mouth!" You just slid that in there🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yea he did 😎
just
Slid it in. . .right to the top.
just
Slid it in, ain't never gonna stop.
Didn't need to hear "watch out for his mouth" but flashgitz decided more trauma was necessary
@T.elegram--flashgitz Wow! I am not interested!
FlashGitz is truly one of the most entertaining and well produced gems of our age.
Agreed
Is this channel peak silly guy energy? -woman who watches flashgitz with her bf bc her bf loves it and I tolerate it and giggle sometimes lol
@@carmen3091 lol
@@dipeshbiswas3778 i was the 666th like and i felt a jolt as soon as i clicked. im standing my ground.....
Bro is doing flips on it
I love Tom's Scandinavian voice really stretching those vocals
True, and I love the way he says "stegte sild" (meaning fried herring).
And the accent. They definitely watched a lot of the Norsemen show 😄
@@Daniel__Nobre His wife is Scandinavian
@@dylancaptor6755 ok :)
@@Daniel__NobreSounds more like a Celtic accent to me.
That harpoon gunner never misses. You're losing a skilled and reliable man by demoting him cabin toy.
His gonna be inconvenienced by his bottom for a while
“I bet you feel smarter after watching that cartoon.”
This line is an underrated gem.
This is disturbing, yet entertaining.
LOOKS LIKE FLAPJACK
Thats flashgitz's goal
@@ericb8689this is too far, this is pedo stuff now.
I'm Danish and I absolutely love the way you represent us in this.
Now you get to be the mermaid 🧜♀️
I’m not Danish and I absolutely love the way they represent you in this.
I thought they were northen irish
1:35 Now YOU have to be the mermaid!
You see, these sailors didn't care what color she was. They just wanted to use the top for... stuff
Can you go in to specific detail on that 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
The new "The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack" looks great!
Canon and real
Dude, I can't unsee Flapjack now
No Candy here.
This is great, and as a Dane, I approve! Remember lads it's not cultural appropriation, its cultural appreciation.
Bro Flashgitz are great at sounding danish
@@itsmanxzyxd5087 not really. Sounded more swedish or something but not danish
@@ulfenburg7539 you don’t know What You are talking Bout, This is exactly how danish People talk, not to miss that They also love to Moe-lest kids
@@ulfenburg7539s a norwegian I have to agree. That was swedish sounding. Danish is like norwegian/swedish but with a mouth full of potato.
Tell that to minorities
He knew where and why he was aiming at,it was on purpose.
He wanted to be the mermaid 🧜♀️
POV: Discord mods 1:10
I thought this would involve mermaids luring sailors to their deaths. And then eating them. Which is mythically accurate. There wasn’t a nice version of mermaids until Disney came along.
Truth, mermaids were basically cautionary tales to sailors of 'too good to be true', beautiful naked women at sea ... who want to kill you and eat you.
Even the original 'The Little Mermaid' didn't hide the fact most mermaids were soulless creatures who turned to seafoam when they died.
Not all cultures believed mermaids were man eaters. Some thought of them as good omens and others more of a neutral entity. The modern man eating mermaid is probably people mixing up sirens (man eating bird women with voices that lure sailors) and mermaids.
you never heard of Hans Christian Andersen?
Since when did sailors think fishes were mermaids
I thought mermaids only existed well "existed" because when sailors first saw manatees they mistook the manatees for mermaids
@@roluevasreisa5730 If they thought manatees where mermaids, then idea of a mermaid had to already exist.
Ten times better acted and animated than the Live Action Remake.
Edit: I pirated, because I ain’t paying for movie theater tickets.
So you've watched it!? Thanks for supporting the franchise.😂😂😂
@@Shng275 The trailers alone show the level of garbage it is, nobody supports that blackwashed racist garbage, hence why it's flopped
The only funny thing was seeing brittle stars rave dance
@@Shng275What do ya make us for? Land lubbers?! We sail the high seas to hunt down the elusive mermaid. but the sea is so dark, we cannot see her
Nay, A HUNDRED times!
0:14 *Automatically starts a mutiny against the captain After looking at the mermaid*
I was honestly expecting the guy to say" A NEW HOLE LADS"
1:29 Bruh that's fucking brutal 💀
Flashgitz's 2 minutes of pure greatness is more entertaining than Disney movie
He is the one who bots, reply and prove you are human, I dare you 😂
We meet again
Literally any comment other than this one is more creative.
Ah, yes, the Disney movie.
U r just everywhere hahaha
Yeah it was definitely a mix of desire and hallucination...
Let's call it that
I thought you'd go down the route of mermaids killing sailors but this is more hilarious 😂
That's Sirens. Historically accurately Mermaids are illusions from lonely sailors.
@@Nameless82284 lonely horny sailors
Yeah this is already 500 times better then the disney movie.
And the live action movie too
It's already 500 times better than everything made by Hollywood.
I know you love flashgitz but doesn't mean you gotta lie based on bias
@@womanofdemise1661 Just because you have low standards and like trash, doesn't mean the rest of us have to.
Did you see it? Critiquing something you haven’t seen is strange and so is watching something you seemingly didn’t want to see.
Wow I truly am amazed at how close this probably was to the historical reality of seafarers seeing mermaids 🧜♀️
Still a better love story than Disney's live action Little Mermaid
? Why is that
1:03 that little boy
Love the historically accurate series
As a Dane myself I find this video to be very accurate from what we got taught about the little mermaid story :)
Except that is not our accent 😂
@@lordvmm6076 Just imagine a really, really, drunk Norwegian or Swede, and you have the Danish accent.
@@SuperFranzs I know, I am danish so I don't have to imagine it 😂
They aren’t too far off
So you're saying you had to be the Mermaid
As a dane, I don't know what I would have found more offensive, that you guys gave the danes a swedish accent, or if you had done a danish accent instead. But I love it either way!
Anyways, great video. You get a danish seal of approval!
Danskjävel
Wait a sec , I thought they were dutch 😂
For sure sounded like a swedish accent.
You guys are even Dane
*posts a comment in danish so i can fit in*
10/10 for historical accuracy
0:43 So true. But men can dream
Every line in this is quotable down to jacobs screeching jumping off the boat
Reminds me of an old Navy joke.
How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?
With a crowbar.
At least flashgitz knows the difference between a mermaid and a siren
@@classifiedname222we do that all over the world
What is it?
@classifiedname222 Is that those videos I see from thermal cameras when you guys sneak up behind a tied up donkey and hip thrust it a bunch? Or does it have to do with that one p*do prophet that can't be drawn?
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Why are people all over the world looking for ya?
@@Specialistkay duh, because I'm wanted for cases of manslaughter, terroristic attacks, trying to replicate 9/11 when planes weren't even a thing, for doing your mom and many, many more
That poor kid. I can’t imagine what these creeps were doing to him, when he dressed up as a mermaid all the time.
I can: Sodomy 😊.
They never touched his body, only the fish he was wearing, but the trauma still ate away at his mind. The squelching of the dead fish, and the smell, oh the smell...
Surprisingly, this was a normal part of being a "ship boy."
They all went through its tradition
@@omarosama155 "THATS TOO FAKING BAD JACOB, WE ALL HAD TO BE THE MERMAID WHEN WE STARTED! NOW PUT ON YOUR DRESS!!"
When they were pulling up the fish at 0:29, the only thing I kept things was the Marco Polo game “Fish out of water”
0:51
"Stegte sild i eddike" Mmmm now im hungry...
Thank you so much I was trying to figure out what he was saying there 😂
@@nathanlobsinger5512 "Stegt sild" means fried herring, and the pickled part makes it "i eddike" so "Stegt sild i eddike". It's a staple of our Danish food culture, mainly served around Christmas XD
This is truly an animation of all time.
Original comment detected...
Reddit moment
"Haha, Look mom, I posted it again!"
That upwards inflection on the "hEY!" fuckin got me
The golden age of animation lives on with flashgitz
A billion billion times better than disney's remake!
I don't follow, a billion times zero is _still zero_
@@joehearts1850you like Disney's remake? I guess your taste in movies is also zero
@@Gladki_Lucaswhy don’t you like it ?
@@Gladki_Lucas you are confused.
1,000,000,000 times 0 = 0. Follow so far, right? Okay.
Disney remakes are a flat 0, so saying something that is a billion times zero (Disney being the zero here) is still zero.
*Woosh!*
@@Gladki_Lucasno I hate the remake. I just like the original.
You really made Danes sound Swedish with this one xD
Even the degree of blondness is Swedish. We Danes are southron swamp people in comparison ;)
@@rminkof We don't look bad and I believe Danes can be naturally blond :) We just sound more like we have a potato lodged in our throat when we speak :P At least according to Swedes xD
@@annalarsen6059 But you do have potatoes in your throats, I have checked.
@@Merecir xD We love our potatoes okay xD
@@annalarsen6059 Anyone above Italy can be easily blonde. I thought blondes came from Scandinavia anyway? Denmark seems to be a hotspot for them.
A popular theory on the origin of Mermaids actually comes from sailors having "relations" with manatees. I was expecting something totally different based on the title but was pleasantly surprised.
And what does have anything to do with mermaids?
An actual mermaid is a demon that eats people by luring them, definitely not some princess in the ocean.
@joshuathompson9346 that's sirens
@@YEY0806 they’re still not cute little fish girls in the ocean either
WE ALL HAD TO BE THE MERMAID WHEN WE FIRST STARTED!
I love our historical lessons.
It's not a parody, it's an upgrade
they seem well endowed
A new take on the old, "Today's Friday. It's your day in the barrel." 😅
Better than the live action Little Mermaid movie😂😂
Shut up Fox News
i would've loved if there was a twist
the a random sailor gets called by the mermaid slowly drawn to her singing until the sailor finds out it was a siren
and then the siren devours the sailor in the most inhumane way possible
but thats more of a meatcanyon thing
6.5/10. Too much water.
The "mermaid" we see at the beginning that turned out to be a hallucianation is totally how I used to see Ariel (The real one, not the newly blackwashed one) in my horny teen days.
The accent had me dying ... Some Irish Scandinavian noise 😂😂😂😂
This is the Disney remake we should have got.
The Boy should've swam the other direction of the ship when they weren't looking.
@T.elegram--flashgitz Hello 👋
@T.elegram--flashgitz Ha ha dive.
1:16 pov:youre a boy with priests
The first attractive character in Flashgitz.
These keep getting better and better! Can we do a historically accurate lion king?
You guys need a whole series of these, honestly
This is actually pretty close to the Disney remake's opening XD.
(No joke, it opens with Eric's crew trying to harpoon a mermaid)
Historically accurate series are one of the best
This is not what I expected when I read "Historicaly Accurate", but I'm not disapointed.
I love how the recommended video under this is Disney's OG The Little Mermaid.
I don't think Id be able to watch it the same now.
Damn, Flapjack isn't doing too well after his show ended.
Awesomely done. As always, keep it up!
As a dame i can confirm many of my childhood friends ended up as Jakob.. I choose to be the mermaid
Nah bro hvilken barndom havde du? 💀
@@itsmanxzyxd5087liar
That is very historically accurate this is way better than live action remake.
Your animations never fail to make me laugh 😂
It sounds like they have so much fun voicing this stuff
I like how immediately angry the captain gets when the ship boy says he doesn't want to be the mermaid anymore.
Now that's the original story of the little mermaid that Disney shouldn't have cut.
Thank you guys for existing. Seriously
I don’t find it a coincidence that i saw a skull and bones ad right before rewatching this.
And flashgitz also made a huge reference to moby dick, a story of Ahab getting his revenge on moby dick for eating his arm.a very clever reference from them.
The teaser for an animated “The North Water,” look’n pretty faithful to the original. They even kept the sea rape and hallucinations!
I feel like I need a shower every time I watch one of these videos
3.4
Millions! This dude is nutz gains so much money from these animatuons its hillarious 😂
The adventures of flapjack animation here is fuckin awesome lmao 🤣
This was the most fucked up animation so far...
Y’all do the best animated vids😂
Really, what happened to the Ship Boy was merciful compared to being the Mermaid.
That's clearly a Norweigan accent.
These "historically " accurate recreations are gold
hahaha! Love you guys. Especially since I've been promoting my mermaid comic for the past month or so, it's awesome to see different takes on the topic.
This could pass as a Flapjack episode
As another Dane, this is fucking hilarious. Never stop Flashgitz, never stop.
That was Horrifying. Well done. 👍🏻
“WELL THATS JUST TOUGH *YAY-COB!* WE ALL HAD TO BE THE MERMAID WHEN WE FIRST STARTED!” 😂😂😂😂
I found a gem, this channel really great
It was so nice for Pewdiepie to both voice and play all the sailors.
01:15 stuff for nightmare...
Historically accurate flapjack
These animations are so masterlevel.