Sorry Atashitne | EP 12 | You Are a Turtle

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @GinoMassarra
    @GinoMassarra 11 месяцев назад +16

    I'm happy to be dissapointed instead of being the one dissapointing others for a change

    • @choumaken
      @choumaken  11 месяцев назад +3

      Thank You Gino for your support ❤️

  • @Alaaissa57
    @Alaaissa57 11 месяцев назад +131

    guys respectfully ! nteko nazlo more videos ... merci

  • @JohnEid-E
    @JohnEid-E 10 месяцев назад +7

    I just discovered this podcast. Thank you for putting a smile on my face. I was feeling down this morning bass you totally flipped it for me. Respect from an unhappy expat - Jawad you’re something else! :) x

  • @RyanShaar-h6q
    @RyanShaar-h6q 10 месяцев назад +5

    Being an expat, sitting in my tiny room enjoying my first day off since 10 days while watching your episode and laughing my ass off untill the part at 15:00 hits hard made me cry …….. sha3b lebneene ekel khara wein ma ra7 hata law tala3 masare means nothing when your working like a robot…

  • @waeljaber9284
    @waeljaber9284 11 месяцев назад +4

    Best fucking thing ever this year ! Please more content.

    • @choumaken
      @choumaken  11 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you for your support ❤️

    • @moydmoyd1740
      @moydmoyd1740 11 месяцев назад

      @@choumaken Wallah tol3et mereb7a el podcast

  • @wkMindset
    @wkMindset 11 месяцев назад +40

    This is truly a masterpiece. This story is both fascinating, and puts our sense of ethics to test. Firstly, Jawad, the protagonist of the story escapes prison. This is against the law and is a punishable offence. In the midst of this situation, Jawad's friend Rana helps him, by allowing him to stay in her house. This is where the dilemma appears. Should Rana be punished too? On one hand, she harbors a criminal in her home. On the other hand, we can appreciate her friendship. How do we determine if these are good values or not? Even further, can we truly criticize Jawad for escaping prison? As he said, marwan habib sexually assaulted him. Moreover, while running away from the cops, his penis faced a very severe injury, and if Rana did not help him, Jawad would have faced a dire situation.
    The second arc of the story comes when Jawad is unable to pay child support. By giving his baby to creepy old guys, Jawad is ensuring the custody towards someone who can "pay" for the child and his needs. But is this ethical? As we know, creepy old guys are not known to have the best reputation in terms of interacting with children.
    I believe this is so wittily written, it truly deserves an Oscar, as it puts one's morals and system of values to the test. We can sympathise with Jawad for his problems, or we can adhere strictly to the law, and condemn Jawad for his treacherous acts. Or, we can have both sympathy and criticism for Jawad.

    • @nadddim
      @nadddim 11 месяцев назад +5

      Bro yelaan ayree

    • @CrsCrs-q5c
      @CrsCrs-q5c 11 месяцев назад +1

      ayre bi jledtak shu he 😂

    • @edlebanon4112
      @edlebanon4112 11 месяцев назад

      😂😂

    • @dia9550
      @dia9550 11 месяцев назад +2

      The narrative of Jawad's escapade from prison, aided by the complicit involvement of Rana, unfolds as a disconcerting tale marked by a series of reprehensible choices. Jawad's initial evasion of legal consequences already establishes a foundation of ethical ambiguity, showcasing a willingness to disregard societal norms and legal boundaries. However, the story takes an even darker turn with Jawad's decision to impregnate Rana and subsequently abandon both her and the child. This act not only underscores a severe lack of personal responsibility but also reveals a callous indifference to the emotional and financial repercussions of his actions.
      The gravity of Jawad's actions becomes particularly egregious when he opts to relinquish paternal duties by giving the child to creepy old guys, ostensibly due to financial constraints. This decision reflects a profound failure to recognize the moral obligations associated with parenthood, as well as a glaring absence of empathy for the emotional well-being of both Rana and the child. Jawad's narrative is a stark portrayal of a character driven by self-interest, demonstrating an alarming disregard for the long-term consequences of his choices.
      Moreover, the repercussions of Jawad's actions extend beyond his immediate relationships, as his irresponsible behavior contributes to a broader societal impact. The story serves as a cautionary tale about the far-reaching consequences of individuals who prioritize their personal desires over the well-being of those around them. Jawad's lack of foresight and ethical consideration paints him as a deeply flawed character, leaving a trail of broken lives and shattered relationships in his wake. In examining this narrative, one cannot help but be dismayed by the profound moral deficiencies that permeate Jawad's character, prompting reflection on the importance of ethical decision-making and personal responsibility in navigating the complexities of human relationships.

    • @alburaqi
      @alburaqi 11 месяцев назад

      Jamul is this you

  • @togomori178
    @togomori178 5 месяцев назад +8

    بتابعكم من قلب الخيمة من غزة.. لما واحد يسألني كيفك بحكيله متل كيف جواد 😂

  • @obaikassomeh3831
    @obaikassomeh3831 11 месяцев назад +20

    Best podcast ever, I really like the informality in your speech; I feel like I'm chilling with my friends back in Syria. keep up the good work.

    • @Aouf1
      @Aouf1 5 месяцев назад

      Agreed

  • @silentkiller7533
    @silentkiller7533 11 месяцев назад +22

    Based Podcast. We want to create a new religion called “Jawadism”.

  • @14alexander
    @14alexander 11 месяцев назад +60

    “Do not worry, I won’t say the name of the podcast” jayde

  • @a.s.313
    @a.s.313 9 месяцев назад +3

    Obsessed 3anjed 😍 watch every episode like 3 times lol

  • @stayhuge2925
    @stayhuge2925 9 месяцев назад +5

    لتأسيس الدولة الايرية ..بايري

    • @choumaken
      @choumaken  9 месяцев назад

      شكرا للدعم ❤️

  • @hassane87
    @hassane87 10 месяцев назад +1

    Jawad said it right regarding Lebanese expatriates. All the joy you see, whether at home or in hosted countries, is fake. Nothing is like our Lebanon. Love you guys!

  • @samigh95
    @samigh95 11 месяцев назад +19

    Jawad getting flashbacks from "kifak jawad?" Is going to be a call back joke for years... iza dayanto

  • @mahraalahbabi6177
    @mahraalahbabi6177 9 месяцев назад +2

    Stop bein delulu 😭😭🤣🤣🤣my fav podcast, bravo guys 👌

  • @motaz0ash
    @motaz0ash 10 месяцев назад +4

    ‎‏Please don't ‏suddenly disappear like everything else great in life , keep it مأيرا guys 😂 all love from libya 🇱🇾

  • @ahmadmardini6240
    @ahmadmardini6240 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks!

    • @choumaken
      @choumaken  11 месяцев назад

      Thank you for the support Ahmad ❤️

  • @baraaramadan7281
    @baraaramadan7281 9 месяцев назад

    Best Part when he said:"meen fkrk 3m y79'rna?" very relatable

  • @ohmyjad
    @ohmyjad 11 месяцев назад +22

    22 minutes of a smile on my face.. thank you.. keep it up

    • @choumaken
      @choumaken  11 месяцев назад +2

      Thank you appreciated very much

  • @onnise8301
    @onnise8301 11 месяцев назад +13

    First ever time i watch a full podcast episode, createee moree

  • @doubledoubleuww2565
    @doubledoubleuww2565 11 месяцев назад +18

    You should upload podcasts more often
    Love u from Syria

  • @franciemcfrances9979
    @franciemcfrances9979 11 месяцев назад +10

    Lovely as always, please can you add English subtitles la nfarje l ajeneb our national treasure

  • @partysmoke
    @partysmoke 11 месяцев назад +2

    hay la laffet shawarma

    • @choumaken
      @choumaken  11 месяцев назад

      Thank you for tomorrow’s lunch ♥️

  • @edlebanon4112
    @edlebanon4112 11 месяцев назад +8

    Potcast ekhet man. , jawad khel2en lal potcast ktir awe , rana ktir awiye ❤🔝

  • @djnassremix
    @djnassremix 7 месяцев назад +1

    love you guys ... your podcast is becoming very popular in Syria especially within youth ❤

  • @ariaabd1924
    @ariaabd1924 9 месяцев назад

    Each time when I feel depression is about to hit, I come back to this podcast. Antidepressants 😂
    A fan from Swiss/suria

  • @31GEES
    @31GEES 11 месяцев назад +2

    Love this pod lmaoo keep pushing

  • @ameradjmi8532
    @ameradjmi8532 7 месяцев назад

    I think i’m the only tunisian watching this , keep it going guys!

  • @xzxzwahsh8859
    @xzxzwahsh8859 11 месяцев назад +2

    Your podcast is the best thing to watch while smoking a blunt..

  • @charbellll
    @charbellll 11 месяцев назад +3

    Great come back !!! Keep it up full support !!!!

  • @StKinaz
    @StKinaz 10 месяцев назад +1

    Can't stop watching.. love from Canada

  • @eliaszoghby2586
    @eliaszoghby2586 11 месяцев назад +11

    You should make a segment about the best comment every episode

  • @Teeiscold
    @Teeiscold 10 месяцев назад +7

    ele 4 years barra lebnen w jeet for a month w kes ekht el seea elle jeet feya, what makes it bearable is people like u wel ref2a(elle tlat rbeeon hejaru ofc) msh la2an lebnen lebnen ayre b lebnen. living in an apartment alone and the doubts and loneliness was spot on, thanks for this episode bhebkon

  • @ANDROID-fu3rs
    @ANDROID-fu3rs 10 месяцев назад +1

    Greetings to you from Syria, Jawad and Rana

  • @VassedAhmad
    @VassedAhmad 10 месяцев назад +1

    3:48😂this shit got me dead

  • @beatcraftbeirut
    @beatcraftbeirut 10 месяцев назад

    Being a Lebanese expat myself, i do feel that Lebanese expats suffer from cognitive dissonance haha

  • @khaledabdulhameed469
    @khaledabdulhameed469 11 месяцев назад +4

    تقريبا انا مسئول نشر البودكاست فمصر 🤣🤣♥️♥️
    بحبكم نيييك فشخ

  • @lanareda9130
    @lanareda9130 10 месяцев назад +1

    my fav podcast so far, love from saudi❤️

  • @pleasekhalas
    @pleasekhalas 11 месяцев назад +2

    fi hada behebak jawad. ana. nazlo more videos merci

  • @sikodowakol9275
    @sikodowakol9275 5 месяцев назад

    Who's rewatching all their episodes?

  • @titokhoury
    @titokhoury 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bro 30 first seconds w deja aam bmout dehek😂😂😂

  • @ninaatallah
    @ninaatallah 11 месяцев назад +4

    ktirr bhebkounn keep goingg

  • @Agha500
    @Agha500 10 месяцев назад

    Thank you for standing up for the expacts😂 this is exactly how we are and it’s been 3 years anddd I have a citizenship already lol 💔

  • @rafiraf2328
    @rafiraf2328 10 месяцев назад +4

    Just discovered this masterpiece, much love and support from Algeria!

  • @abd_alnajjar
    @abd_alnajjar 10 месяцев назад +1

    sarde is too serious for me , this is what i need

  • @fiona.693
    @fiona.693 9 месяцев назад +1

    Big love from Palestine ❤️

  • @ibrahimkalot157
    @ibrahimkalot157 10 месяцев назад +1

    ما في ملح .. في ناس عندا كوليستيرول.. 😂😂❤️❤️

  • @alabde
    @alabde 11 месяцев назад +5

    وايررررر متى حتنزلوووو كمان ؟؟؟ كل يوم بدخل بشوف اذا منزلين فيديو او لاااا ، بحبكم❤

  • @ribeross1849
    @ribeross1849 10 месяцев назад +1

    ولله Love you من فترة بشوف المقاطع عل انستا مبارح فتت خلصت كل الحلقات 🤣❤❤❤

  • @mohammadbaydoun6687
    @mohammadbaydoun6687 11 месяцев назад +4

    Rana "فينيقية" la daraji ma bt3rf keef byolfzo كفركلا 😂, GL guys.

  • @mohamedhennaoui7087
    @mohamedhennaoui7087 11 месяцев назад +2

    I’m a simple man. I saw the reel. I watched the entire episodes in 1 day today. Big shoutout to Antoine Kassis

  • @georgeselmurr635
    @georgeselmurr635 11 месяцев назад +1

    Ataltoune! Love the pod and keep it up ya helwin w cheers men expats hollanda 🤣

  • @mostafaelsherif8298
    @mostafaelsherif8298 6 месяцев назад

    15:30 I was listening to this while working as waiter as an expact in Budapest how the fuck could you get your demo so fucking accurate we feel naked

  • @jalaladi5023
    @jalaladi5023 11 месяцев назад +1

    She was literally saying eza ma 7abayto la ayrna then you cut it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JauadAlhamaed
    @JauadAlhamaed 5 месяцев назад +1

    Listen, it burned with me, everyone tells me kefak jauad Find you a solution

  • @ahlamhamri2814
    @ahlamhamri2814 10 месяцев назад +3

    Big love from Morocco 🇲🇦

  • @Thearthisashittyplace
    @Thearthisashittyplace 11 месяцев назад +3

    Spicy episode🔥
    luv from Palestine

  • @pleasekhalas
    @pleasekhalas 11 месяцев назад +1

    best laugh i’ve had in a while
    this podcast is very much targeting a very specific audience kifkon guys?
    bhebkon

  • @philippenassif8594
    @philippenassif8594 11 месяцев назад +2

    THE BESTTTTT PODCAST! can't stop laughing!!

  • @Ali-wg8bf
    @Ali-wg8bf 11 месяцев назад +3

    Pure lebanese therapy 😂

  • @adamamoun9298
    @adamamoun9298 11 месяцев назад +9

    jawad kan byeshbah freddie mercury awal episodes

  • @eliekhadij5752
    @eliekhadij5752 11 месяцев назад +1

    You better make more episodes, watching the podcast from France.

  • @nadddim
    @nadddim 11 месяцев назад +5

    HAHAHAHAHA ANTOINE KASSIS

  • @yasin.177.
    @yasin.177. 11 месяцев назад +1

    ههههه يا اخي بودكاست عجيب جواد يمثل الشاب العربي وخصوصاً الشب اللبناني❤ شكراً على مشاركتكم المخرية 😂❤️

  • @F4LCon1
    @F4LCon1 11 месяцев назад +1

    Your content guys is very special and funny. When I watch your videos, I don't feel the time. Keep up this content , Je vous aime les gars 🇱🇧🇮🇶🫶🏻

  • @mhmdhassoun
    @mhmdhassoun 10 месяцев назад

    me an expat, nodding my head at 15:27 , because everything Jawad says is true as fuck

  • @partysmoke
    @partysmoke 11 месяцев назад +1

    ma3o ha2 jawad aan el expats w hek im literally paying $1100 a month for a bedroom in boston bs eno rawa2

    • @choumaken
      @choumaken  11 месяцев назад

      Thank you for the support 🫡

  • @celinechahine3244
    @celinechahine3244 11 месяцев назад +13

    Jawad is literally 10x better than Mr. Lebanon 😭😭

  • @tarekfff5831
    @tarekfff5831 5 месяцев назад +1

    Where do you watch the full episodes?

  • @GOT33
    @GOT33 11 месяцев назад +2

    بودكاست مختلف بطريقه واضحه صريحه من غير اي مجاملات او تلميع.
    You Guys Are Awesome ❤

  • @KhayraSadouki
    @KhayraSadouki 5 месяцев назад

    I love it to your podcast man

  • @gilbertgemayel
    @gilbertgemayel 11 месяцев назад +1

    metet😂😂😂 ma 3ande chi 2oulo comment kermel el algorithm. keep it up

  • @Solos961
    @Solos961 11 месяцев назад +5

    bro ladghet jawad be R kteer btdahek"msh daghooghe"😂😂😂

  • @Mstarcomlisen
    @Mstarcomlisen 11 месяцев назад +3

    These pods are so amazing. The thing I loved most about the episodes is كيفك جوادyour follower
    ❤️from Palestine

  • @moabdelrahmen
    @moabdelrahmen 11 месяцев назад +2

    Best اخري شي بدنيا in my life ❤

  • @s.ww.n9237
    @s.ww.n9237 9 месяцев назад

    In love with this prodcast

  • @MrQaimari
    @MrQaimari 11 месяцев назад +7

    Ento jama3a underrated 🔥, bas sheel el autofocus 3an Rana/Ghana, not sure shu esmha tbh 3shan bteldagh

    • @ledkareem727
      @ledkareem727 10 месяцев назад

      Hahaha it's rana... Shu meshklit el auto focus 3layha ma fhemet

    • @majdieid1063
      @majdieid1063 9 месяцев назад

      3m yroo7 el focus@@ledkareem727

  • @deyya95
    @deyya95 11 месяцев назад +4

    كيفك جواد 😂😂😂 مبروك الشهرة

  • @hasandaouk4979
    @hasandaouk4979 11 месяцев назад

    I felt attacked when u said meen 3am ye7darna wahad a3ed barra be oda metren be meter

  • @F5M1K
    @F5M1K 10 месяцев назад +1

    انا فلسطيني وبتباعكو مع اني نص كلامكو انجليزي بس بحبكو ❤😂

  • @antoneliofikany3100
    @antoneliofikany3100 11 месяцев назад +2

    Jawad it's your fellow Bsalime again, nzal de22ak da2 Fifa. Anyplace anytime anyjehiz

  • @andysafi
    @andysafi 10 месяцев назад

    15:39 mentek alebna…. Ayre bel passport 😂… m2ayra mentek ekht el wade3

  • @farahsahyouni6049
    @farahsahyouni6049 11 месяцев назад +5

    😍3melo episodes aktar 😍

  • @Hqhqh__hq
    @Hqhqh__hq 11 месяцев назад +4

    I love you guys u guys are the best

  • @rolandbeainy1242
    @rolandbeainy1242 9 месяцев назад +1

    The best

  • @Chikinaynay
    @Chikinaynay 11 месяцев назад +3

    Hahaha habet lreverse psychology bl ekher😭

  • @YasmineFayekSeifidin
    @YasmineFayekSeifidin 11 месяцев назад +1

    You are a turtle ❤😂 made my night

  • @CrsCrs-q5c
    @CrsCrs-q5c 11 месяцев назад +1

    keep going love u guys w i wanted to say eno u live 10 sec b3id aane w el zalameh li sabbalkon bi the last video byo2rabneh 😂😂

  • @mashaaelbasheer4569
    @mashaaelbasheer4569 11 месяцев назад +2

    💜💜
    Keep it up my favorite “prodcastors” 🎉

  • @AliReslan-d9s
    @AliReslan-d9s 11 месяцев назад +1

    George Orwell 1984 but big brother is Jawad

  • @ىلببنقن
    @ىلببنقن 11 месяцев назад +116

    مدري ليش احس اني السعودي الوحيد الي يتابعكم

    • @Artemis985
      @Artemis985 11 месяцев назад +13

      حرفيا كل شي هون خصو بالpop Culture اللبناني كيف عم تفهم

    • @Ralvy
      @Ralvy 10 месяцев назад

      صدقني we can relate @@Artemis985

    • @LAMARS-kq3yf
      @LAMARS-kq3yf 10 месяцев назад +6

      اوه شيت انا بعد اتابعهم

    • @LAMARS-kq3yf
      @LAMARS-kq3yf 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@Artemis985 they are make me happy

    • @Rex_houLa97
      @Rex_houLa97 10 месяцев назад +3

      كيف عم تفهم

  • @marieroseatallah5251
    @marieroseatallah5251 11 месяцев назад +3

    Strong come back 😂😂

  • @tee.param.
    @tee.param. 10 месяцев назад

    Thanks for the laugh! You guys are awesome

  • @NYJW
    @NYJW 11 месяцев назад +1

    So much fun😚😂 keep going guys 🔥

  • @Majd_G
    @Majd_G 11 месяцев назад

    I am in Canada. As you said, I sleep for 3 hours, work 40 hours a week for minimum wage, study, and have no days off. Fuck the passport.
    I'm coming back to Lebanon, hek hek wen ma ken m2ayra mentek ekht el dene, at least I'll be in the comfort of my own room.

    • @ahmaddavidrifkin7988
      @ahmaddavidrifkin7988 11 месяцев назад

      R you able 2 live there youse should be tough as Steel Lebanon is literally a Wasteland

  • @DoNotWorryPodcast
    @DoNotWorryPodcast 11 месяцев назад +6

    I now respect Antoine Kassis even less than I did before

  • @mnbegdache
    @mnbegdache 11 месяцев назад +1

    زووم التبلولة يللي فايت بالبطاطا اطيب شي ❤️

  • @Hadi22223
    @Hadi22223 11 месяцев назад +4

    Werrrr basss byeshbahak bro

  • @MrAL5AIN
    @MrAL5AIN 10 месяцев назад +1

    5:06 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leroooyyyyjenkins9848
    @leroooyyyyjenkins9848 11 месяцев назад +3

    Do not worry 😂