_She Comes From A Land Down Under!_ Xena, I’m a boomerang for you! You have me coming back again and again for that bright personality of yours. I’m surprised you come from a land down under since angels normally come from a sky above. I’m more of a Bolto than a Balto because I’ll be bolting in your direction when I see you 🤍
Meats on the barby and having a Fry up, not fly down cooking of Bangers and mash😉. cooking this one. Xena love the imagination you put into this audio make sure you are getting the rest you need.❤
Ah I see you've played knifey spoony before. Also glad to see the correct and proper disparaging of starbucks as a place to get coffee, they attempted to open here when I was in Uni and I went there once ended up tossing my drink in the bin before I left the store and they were gone before the next semester, from the entire state.
I have infact known of knifey spoony haha. It is wild that Starbucks couldnt make it in Aussieland! I personally like them but I recognize they are trash haha.
@@XenaAlexander We it wasn't chased out of the country totally, there's a dozen or so stores in some of the cities along the east coast, about 70 total in the country, the cities with the largest number of tourists coming through have still got some, I think the issue is that we have our own established coffee franchises and strong cafe culture If I remember correctly the starbucks I visited would have been within short walking distance of 5 other chain coffee stores and about 8 cafes.
Hey Xena great job as always i really enjoyed it i also liked how you mentioned what happened in Australia without being completely insensitive about it because what happened was pretty horrific TBH i hope the woman who lost her child is doing well wish that didn't happen but that's life for you i guess sometimes terrible things happen and all you can do is move forward but anyways again great job today see you again tomorrow
Ok, this was really damn funny. The emu war, drop bears, saying mate and vegemite, her constantly insisting she's a dingo, and fuck spiders. But also the balto and cowboys stuff. This was all too clever XD. And yes, shoutout to Star. She's all around great and deserves the best.
I had a big dumb smile the entire time listening to this, so fucking funny! I can’t wait to hear all about fry ups and bangers and mash when you do the British version
❤ the audio It's quite coincidental you mentioned Rhodesian Ridgeback. My parents had one, before I was born. Also, Australia fought in the Boer War in the country of Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe) I believe around the turn of the 20th century. 🇦🇺 🪃
@XenaAlexander They were bred to hunt lions. They're also like marathon dogs, they can go for long distances, they're great dogs, but preferably for runners.
Great video plus I won't have never guessed or know in this case that your friend star is british that's pretty interesting also I do have a friend I met online who is australian told me so interesting stuff about australia that I didn't know anyway take care now and have a wonderful day
Excuse me ?? I'm Latino, young pup. My people INVENTED COFFEE CULTURE !! Other than that, she's a cute doggo. Whether dingo, Labrador or otherwise. I'd end up humoring her and throwing a few "shrimp on the barby" for her. Lol. Great job, Xena...... wait....GREAT EMU WAR ??!
I'm checking to see if you missed any Aussie stereotypes.....(thinking)......nope. I believe you got them all!👍 Sorry I missed this premiere by about 20 minutes, but I just finished hearing this and this was hilarious. As much as you love music, I'm surprised you didn't mention Olyvia Newton John, Men at Work, Midnight Oil, etc. Cool audio Xena! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
Nice one, Xena. You are the human embodiment of a German shepard. 😂😂 Seriously you played the dog part too well. Love the artwork btw, she looks so cute and happy. Thanks for your effort. She's not deluded, just confused. Ty for this, you are so versatile these days, you need to be nerfed.😂 Never let anyone tell you your not talented. Edit: Also, KEEP singing, Xena! Its awesome. So glad you do it in audios regularly now. K, I'm done. Much love.
I guess she will need a cognitive reconfiguration...now where did I put that bat? I really enjoyed this, not a flirty one but super fun hearing how much she is convinced she is not Texan.
Nice reference to crocodile dundee and honestly your impression of an Australian accent is really well and true story I did a very good Impression of an Irish accent and people thought i was Irish and i had to explain to them that i was from florida but anyways i really enjoyed the video and I'm glad i got to see the premiere 😊
She deffo has been talkin it up with an Aussie. However the Great Emu war Lasted longer than after the 2 soldiers ran out of ammo, The Australian Government decided to allow the farmers and residents of that town to purchase and own Guns, the government even paid for it all. So in the end, we won after the Battle had already ended.
I would never blame the dog and given I now live near Cleveland (where the dog is laid to rest) his after life was miserable. He was cast aside when the musher couldnt tour around with him because he was fixed prior to the run for no looking like a Husky. He was found dying in California in a sideshow when a Cleveland man found him. He came back to the city and everyone did a penny drive to buy him and his sledmates. He spent the rest of his life in the Cleveland Zoo getting headpats from local kids. Togo went on to move near Harvard and sired so many Huskies that most huskies can be linked back to him. Balto had such a rough life after while Togo lived a life of luxury. The musher is the evil person.
@@XenaAlexander ok I would love to see a very cute girl going to work or coming back and a guy staying home doing the housework getting it ready for her that would make my heart melt thanks
Congratulations on hitting 26K, shooting for 50K by 2025? Your not fooling anyone with that accent though, you can't cover up that much Texas. I knew a southern woman who married a Brit and when she is over there people as her if she is Irish because of her southern NC accent . Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@@XenaAlexander She sends me 2 big jars of Vegemite every couple of months. I get asiago bagels from Panera, toast them up, butter them up, scrap on some Vegemite (do NOT spread it thick), put a slice of cheese on top (I'll nuke it for 30 sec to melt the cheese). The mix of the flavors is AWESOME!
Wait dont believ in god cus of the sh*ty life fore the most part i did have i dont ear babies tho that would be vary unethical i am frome the netherlands so i gess i sm safe than idk 😅 yeah it sounds like hell on earth that place u sound nice tho but i like my no danser spiders wear i live 😁
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You do a chilli review? Damn, I should give you a recipe or two! A little paprika here and there and you got yourself a fine dish.
If she says shrimp on the Barbie I’m quitting
I can assure you she says it to correct the listener haha
@@XenaAlexander good
Doggo thinks she's a Dingo, how adorable.
WHY didnt I say Doggo Thinks shes a DINGO OMG yes!!!
@XenaAlexander if this is your own story, idea: listener takes Doggo to Australia for the first time, and the Dingos say that when they meet.
Gives Xena behind the ear's stratches gentle and nuzzles also cuddles
Hope you enjoyed the silly story haha
This sounds like a very fun time so looking forward to it & the art looks fantastic! Thank you as always for everything you do!
Aww thank you green! OMG what were you doing awake at that hour!
just doing my usual having fun and then getting ready for work
This was amazing. Congrats on 26k
Wonderful audio
Thank Problem! Closing in on 27k!
_She Comes From A Land Down Under!_
Xena, I’m a boomerang for you! You have me coming back again and again for that bright personality of yours. I’m surprised you come from a land down under since angels normally come from a sky above. I’m more of a Bolto than a Balto because I’ll be bolting in your direction when I see you 🤍
Aww that means you will always come back
Your dog girl videos always make me smile
So happy to give you a giggle darlin!
She must be a huge fan of Captain Boomerang.
OMG I havent heard that reference in a long time haha!
Meats on the barby and having a Fry up, not fly down cooking of Bangers and mash😉. cooking this one. Xena love the imagination you put into this audio make sure you are getting the rest you need.❤
NEVER FLY down haha NEVER
Ah I see you've played knifey spoony before.
Also glad to see the correct and proper disparaging of starbucks as a place to get coffee, they attempted to open here when I was in Uni and I went there once ended up tossing my drink in the bin before I left the store and they were gone before the next semester, from the entire state.
I have infact known of knifey spoony haha. It is wild that Starbucks couldnt make it in Aussieland! I personally like them but I recognize they are trash haha.
@@XenaAlexander We it wasn't chased out of the country totally, there's a dozen or so stores in some of the cities along the east coast, about 70 total in the country, the cities with the largest number of tourists coming through have still got some, I think the issue is that we have our own established coffee franchises and strong cafe culture If I remember correctly the starbucks I visited would have been within short walking distance of 5 other chain coffee stores and about 8 cafes.
You've definitely been talking to an Aussie. You've hit every pointy Wife mentions.
Hey Xena great job as always i really enjoyed it i also liked how you mentioned what happened in Australia without being completely insensitive about it because what happened was pretty horrific TBH i hope the woman who lost her child is doing well wish that didn't happen but that's life for you i guess sometimes terrible things happen and all you can do is move forward but anyways again great job today see you again tomorrow
Yeah wanted to do all the Aussie jokes but also be light with it
I can’t wait for this one thank you for your lovely Wonderful work Xena I hope you have a great week ❤😊✨💞
This one is super unhinged haha!
Ok, this was really damn funny. The emu war, drop bears, saying mate and vegemite, her constantly insisting she's a dingo, and fuck spiders. But also the balto and cowboys stuff. This was all too clever XD.
And yes, shoutout to Star. She's all around great and deserves the best.
You dont know how much this comment meant to me Druid and you know why
Don't know If I can make this one Xena, Keep up the Amazing work
No worries, you never have to be in the premiers :)
I made It Xena 😍😍😍😍
So glad to see NZ getting some love
NZ is sooo prettty!!!!
It was nice to hear a voice I hadn't heard in a while . Thank Xena !
( now I have to go and recover all the past videos) 😂
Aww darlin its ok! We all take breaks and its healthy!
thanks, true
ROFLMAO You actually brought up dropbears!!!
I did indeed!
really amazing audio loved the jokes they were great it was great and really awesome audio xena
Love you so much Eclipse!
Sure everything seems designed to end you and the weather can be harsh at times but we work hard and play harder, what's not to love
HAHA! I love the AUssie weather alot haha
I shall wait as long as I need to.
Thank you for always supporting me darlin!
@@XenaAlexander no problem, boss.
Thanks for always making great content.
Oh my God she's adorable as all heck
She is ALOT haha, soo unhinged
@XenaAlexander we love that tho
Thank you thank you for frequent uploads xena!!🙇🙇♂️
Even though you don't have to!
ty
@@XenaAlexander ☺️👍
I had a big dumb smile the entire time listening to this, so fucking funny! I can’t wait to hear all about fry ups and bangers and mash when you do the British version
Thank you for the inspo my darlin!
Damn didn’t know how mythical Australia is if you surfboard out of your mom when you’re born and fighting a war with emu’s
right haha? I thought the surf board would be funny haha
"That's It, We're Taking You To The Doctor To Get You Checked Out.......... Because You're My SWEET, LOVING, ADORABLE Texas Dog Girl." 7:24
Charles you are soo supportive
I see you've played knifey spooney before 🤣
Thanks xena ❤
Your welcome hahaha! it was too much fun, hope my Aussies dont hate me
SOUNDS LIKE A DINGO TO ME🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
Texan Dingo haha
❤ the audio
It's quite coincidental you mentioned Rhodesian Ridgeback. My parents had one, before I was born. Also, Australia fought in the Boer War in the country of Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe) I believe around the turn of the 20th century. 🇦🇺 🪃
Ridgebacks are such cool dogs! Love their yoddle
@XenaAlexander They were bred to hunt lions. They're also like marathon dogs, they can go for long distances, they're great dogs, but preferably for runners.
Great video plus I won't have never guessed or know in this case that your friend star is british that's pretty interesting also I do have a friend I met online who is australian told me so interesting stuff about australia that I didn't know anyway take care now and have a wonderful day
She has lived in America a long time but she has British slips
Now there’s an idea, a box jellyfish girl! Also these pretzels are making me thirsty!
You should def make that story
the idea was more for you, I don't make ASMRs.
Really set out to push all the buttons, I see 😂
I lost all my Aussie watchers today haha
Like a boomerang, she always comes back!
If it dont boom ill rang :p
This has to be one of my favorite ones easily 😂. Made me laugh a bunch XD
Aww ty! If you are Aussie Im sorry haha
Xena just going wild lately with these videos 😅
About to piss off all of Texas and Australia with this one
@@XenaAlexander Bloody hell gal 😂👌
I think the Texas heat is getting to her…
OMG I was thinking of the same backstory haha!
Hope you've had a good day, rest well
Hope you had a better day
Excuse me ?? I'm Latino, young pup. My people INVENTED COFFEE CULTURE !! Other than that, she's a cute doggo. Whether dingo, Labrador or otherwise. I'd end up humoring her and throwing a few "shrimp on the barby" for her. Lol. Great job, Xena...... wait....GREAT EMU WAR ??!
Great Emu War, it was a thing
I can't wait for this to premiere
Thank you darlin
@@XenaAlexander no problem xena
You've saved my life a few times Xena, You're my favorite Asmarist
Aww Im just being a silly gal haha
Even so, Thank you so much
Anyone who says vegamite or marmite is good, is off their rocker!
Funnily enough I like both haha
I'm checking to see if you missed any Aussie stereotypes.....(thinking)......nope. I believe you got them all!👍 Sorry I missed this premiere by about 20 minutes, but I just finished hearing this and this was hilarious. As much as you love music, I'm surprised you didn't mention Olyvia Newton John, Men at Work, Midnight Oil, etc.
Cool audio Xena! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
Its ok darlin! You dont have to make it to any premiers haa, we all have lives!
@@XenaAlexander I just had a slow cashier at the grocery store. I shoulda told her "Hurry up, I'm missing Xena".😆
You got the Australian stamp of likes
So glad, worried I would get people angry at me haha
@XenaAlexander no don't worry about it you did a fantastic job
This one is gonna be a blast 😂
It is a wild lil story for no reason haha
Her: "I know that you're American, you don't know good beer."
Me: "Listen here ye wee lass."
This is *brilliant!* 😂
Thanks for the audio, Xena!
oooo Wait Scottish? That could be fun but I would have to learn more, I could poke at Pebbles ASMR and bug em
@@XenaAlexander I don't drink alcohol personally, but it's so much fun that every nation truly believes that theirs is the best. 🤣
Australians are just British Texans
I can totally accept that haha
If its a dog who things she a dingo its a pig who things he is a dog. Nice job Xena
Not sure if I understand that one?
its line from the movie Babe back in the 90s it got a pig who thinks he a dog and a duck who thinks hes a chicken @@XenaAlexander
I don't think I have the heart to tell her she isn't a dingo.
Its better if you dont :P
Nice one, Xena. You are the human embodiment of a German shepard. 😂😂 Seriously you played the dog part too well. Love the artwork btw, she looks so cute and happy. Thanks for your effort. She's not deluded, just confused. Ty for this, you are so versatile these days, you need to be nerfed.😂 Never let anyone tell you your not talented.
Edit: Also, KEEP singing, Xena! Its awesome. So glad you do it in audios regularly now. K, I'm done. Much love.
I always saw myself as more of a Belgium Malinquois haha
That was awesome Xena
Glad that you enjoyed it my darlin
I guess she will need a cognitive reconfiguration...now where did I put that bat?
I really enjoyed this, not a flirty one but super fun hearing how much she is convinced she is not Texan.
Def a concept I knew wouldnt fit with the rest of my catalogue but I adored it too much haha
xena my heart gahhh so adorable
Aww so glad you liked it darlin!
I see you've play Knifey spoony before lol Cute cute
OMG I love that you know that reference!
Dang someone already used “ down under “ so I got nutin
HAHA I did put it in the thumbnail haha
I rate this video two Frisbees
I like this ratio!
Nice reference to crocodile dundee and honestly your impression of an Australian accent is really well and true story I did a very good Impression of
an Irish accent and people thought i was Irish and i had to explain to them that i was from florida but anyways i really enjoyed the video and I'm glad i got to see the premiere 😊
I didnt do an Australian accent haha just my Texan one haha
@@XenaAlexander it was pretty good either way
Funny thing there’s is a town called Texas in Australia it’s near my town
REALLY? That is actually hysterical. I love the Aussie accent soo much, soo pleasin to my Southern ears
She deffo has been talkin it up with an Aussie. However the Great Emu war Lasted longer than after the 2 soldiers ran out of ammo, The Australian Government decided to allow the farmers and residents of that town to purchase and own Guns, the government even paid for it all. So in the end, we won after the Battle had already ended.
I swear our Discord server is either Texans or Aussies, love learning about the culture especially as I gear up to move haha
Ugh I think Delusional Texain Dog thinks she's a dingo but she's a dog that can hunt other Animals in Allstraulun places that sounds like fun 😄🐕🐶☺️😊😌.
She is a silly gal for sure haha
I just hope she _speak-a my language..._
She wants to be from a land down UNDA
When is the book coming out? Do you have a link yet?
Not yet but promise to announce it soon!
I know I'm probably alone in this. But I don't mind having some less flirty videos.
I prefer to make flirtier stuff myself but sometime these ideas just get me haha
This one is nice
I am on the discord server you have. i am also named the same as here because I like to keep it similar unless it can't fit.
Aww say howdy some time! So glad you got to join
Fun fact, Australia doesn't have the largest species of spider in the world
Truth, hope you liked the story
Of course i liked it
Yesterday was my birthday! My 19th, for that matter.
HBD
So cool.
Thank you sweet pea!
It is true. Balto is a dirty fraud. Togo forever ❤
I would never blame the dog and given I now live near Cleveland (where the dog is laid to rest) his after life was miserable. He was cast aside when the musher couldnt tour around with him because he was fixed prior to the run for no looking like a Husky. He was found dying in California in a sideshow when a Cleveland man found him. He came back to the city and everyone did a penny drive to buy him and his sledmates. He spent the rest of his life in the Cleveland Zoo getting headpats from local kids.
Togo went on to move near Harvard and sired so many Huskies that most huskies can be linked back to him. Balto had such a rough life after while Togo lived a life of luxury.
The musher is the evil person.
...Is this a roast of Australians, or a tribute to 'em? Can't really tell.
Both, actually both
If my ADHD was a dog girl. XD
It def was my ADHD dog gal haha, the ADHD in me sees the ADHD in you!
@@XenaAlexander Eiffel Tower! ✋(That was a Yogscast ref from when they played Portal 2 co-op, they say that whenever they high-five.)
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So glad you enjoyed the audio!
You need to create a singing video
May start doing some singing shorts
just to let you know your patron is not free
It isnt free no but you can follow the account to get updates and see any posts I do put there for free :)
@@XenaAlexander ok I would love to see a very cute girl going to work or coming back and a guy staying home doing the housework getting it ready for her that would make my heart melt thanks
Congratulations on hitting 26K, shooting for 50K by 2025? Your not fooling anyone with that accent though, you can't cover up that much Texas. I knew a southern woman who married a Brit and when she is over there people as her if she is Irish because of her southern NC accent . Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Thank you! OMG that would be crazy if we hit that! Honestly expect to have to restart my channel at some point haha
Also I didnt attempt an accent I spoke normally
@@XenaAlexander and I will be one of the first to subscribe if that happens.
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Thank you Void you absolute sweetie
@@XenaAlexander Of course
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So glad you liked it darlin
LOL My Wife is Aussie
She comes from a land down unda
Yep. But don't say anything about a 'shrimp on the bahbee'..
They call them prawns.
@@XenaAlexander She sends me 2 big jars of Vegemite every couple of months. I get asiago bagels from Panera, toast them up, butter them up, scrap on some Vegemite (do NOT spread it thick), put a slice of cheese on top (I'll nuke it for 30 sec to melt the cheese).
The mix of the flavors is AWESOME!
Hey that's funny .so are U from Texas or Aussie haha
I hope with my accent I am from Texas haha.
I'm not sure what dog girl you're talking about. All I see is a dingo
See, just lean in and make her day right!?
I might sound so dumb when asking this but what’s a dingo?
A wild dog in Aussieland
Wait dont believ in god cus of the sh*ty life fore the most part i did have i dont ear babies tho that would be vary unethical i am frome the netherlands so i gess i sm safe than idk 😅 yeah it sounds like hell on earth that place u sound nice tho but i like my no danser spiders wear i live 😁
4 algorithm!
Majesty you are a sugar
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thank you darlin!
we have more guns than anyone wtf you mean
In Aussie land? More than my Texan butt? HAHA