actually thats your bladder being full. to stop from peeing yourself in your sleep you get a woody. thats your subconcious. why "morning wood" is a thing, but you also have to pee in the morning
Could be the blood flow elsewhere e.g. stomach after eating, so less blood in the brain = sleepy plus blood flow down that region so it also gets unintentional rise. At least that's how I reason it.
Most likely because your parasympathetic tone is higher when you're sleepy. The parasympathetic system is the one most responsible for activating both the machinery that gets you to sleep AND the one to get you ready for sex.
The sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems regulate the flow of blood and are highly sensitive complex things that are difficult to predict or control.
I was actually really happy when she brought it up because I immediately knew what she was talking about and I could finally use my knowledge on this incredibly niche topic
Sometimes your body has to run a diagnostic test, or a ready check, that's one of the reasons behind "morning wood". Erection and arousal are separate functions that can be related, but do not have to be in every case.
Actually, "morning wood" is more like maintenance. If you go long enough without getting erections, your penis gradually atrophies, shrinks, and loses its ability to get hard. That's why you get hard while sleeping to prevent that. It's also based on androgen hormones, which is why trans women have to "use it or lose it" because their bodies no longer do so automatically.
She starts with the wrong assumption. There are many situations, and many levels of horny. Basically it can get up just to stretch or when youre feelimg good or when you must coom and cant wait anymore. The frequency depends on health. At least for me its mostly anout sleep and not stressing myself all day(thretching with the hands up multiple times a day counteracts my hunched mobile gaming habits) Also hydration is important (including salt for electrolytes)
The short answer is you're talking about the area of the human body (actually both men and women) with the highest nerve ending density of the entire body. It takes less stimuli to get a reaction there than anywhere else. As for the bus, I suspect it's a lot like Mel's Fireworks Box is for women. You're literally sitting on a great big vibrator, and it's hot (public transit never has good AC) so the boys are distended, creating maximum surface area in contact with the seat. The guy who said he's never had that problem probably lives way up north and only rides the bus in the winter while wearing heavy pants or something, because that's a pretty universal experience otherwise. ngl I actually love these discussions. Sex is scary for a lot of people because it's a big unknown. The more you know, the less scary it gets. That's good for everyone. Also if we can have frank and earnest discussions about sex, we can probably do the same about politics and religion one day and actually achieve that utopia from the memes.
We talk about everything else about the body such as digestion or respiration or other things like hair, but when it comes to the reproductive bits it feels taboo because who knows why. It shouldn't be that bad to talk about if it's just discussion about the body's workings.
Agreed, nothing was really said here that shouldn't be shared, it feels wrong because there is a cultural taboo but that ignorance only hurts everyone in the long run.
"Highest nerve ending density in the body" I thought that was the hands or mouth, but on second thought they both have more surface area than your genitals so it makes sense
The nip nip doom feeling sounds like what i dealt with in my 20’s having mental illness and ptsd rewire my emotions to be wrong. I’d have an event that should be happy make me incredibly depressed. Or something scare me make me irrationally angry.
The worst is when you're in a public space and you start getting a hard-on for whatever reason, but it's positioned in the worst way possible and you can't find an opportunity to adjust. Super uncomfortable and attention-grabbing.
Had a buddy who did get caught in a zipper and needed stitches. He got drunk, went to piss in a ditch, fell over, and zipped up as he got out of the ditch. Had to get the ambulance for him. Didn't feel the need to ask if he needed stitches...
Yikes. Worst thing I had happen to mini me down there was when I was stumbling around trying to wake up and I tripped and landed junk first into the corner of my low nightstand. Bent it sideways and the edge dug into the tip, good thing it was just half up. If it was full up, I would've ripped him.
I once ran into a boulder while mountain biking, and smashed my junk on the place where the top bar meets the stem, tore my banjo string. Worst part was I was 6 miles from civilization and had to ride back to the access point and drive to the hospital.
Tbh i love these kinds of clips of women learning about male anatomy and how things work for us down there, not even in a sexual way or anything, just learning what its like on a day to day basis. And vice versa. It's just interesting to see people get their minds blown by what feels like basic information that they don't have any experience with so it would never occur to them.
That one story about the zipper got me thinking about that one Powdered Toast Man skit from Ren & Stimpy. *_O O F ._* Most men when they hear this: *_-9999 HP_* Physical, Psychic, and *most* importantly *_E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E ._*
TBH, I had a female friend that also didn't know that, I asked her if she remembered back in school learning about the nervous systems and how some activities are involuntary to all of us, like when you start salivating, so I told her erections are like salivating
I would imagine that the girl will have an internal image of her partner salivating every time she see him erected because of your analogy. And I don’t know whether that’s a blessing or a curse.
Okay so some chatters were saying "sad nipple syndrome" is a thing, I went one step further and discovered Dysphoric milk ejection reflex (D-MER), which sounds exactly like what she describes because it can trigger negative emotions just through stimulation and doesn't *necessarily* have to be just when breastfeeding. Not much research has been done but some of it points to a problem with dopamine receptors, so it could be a genetic thing for her
If I had a nickel each time female VTubers being surprised about male anatomy, I'd be a millionaire. But tbh, I think most men don't even know how female anatomy works too.
There's a clip of Coco telling Shion she could stick her finger up her urethra to avoid leaving the stream to go to the bathroom. Obviously a joke, but the comments really outed some people as not understanding female anatomy.
The big one for me on the bus was never really the vibrations. It was definitely one thing that did it, but what really got me were the wide up and down motions. This really only happened in the back due to the suspension and the way the wheels are placed. An easy way to picture it is to imagine very lightly pushing the tip of a pencil down over and over, the tip would be the rear wheels. Toward the tip it is more of a vibration, but the farther back the more it sorta swings smoothly instead. Something about that swinging motion farther back always gave me this really tingly feeling down below that is hard to describe but would sometimes get the soldier standing at attention. Only when maintaining contact to the seat though. The same mechanics also meant actual bumps would really pop in the back and make for a dangerous time for the boys during the summer. It only takes one unlucky day to learn to stop bouncing out of the seat on purpose.
As an Asian girl, I can vouch for her that we really doesn't learn about this. I had a sex ed class from my school only 1-2 time about birth control in the most boring lecture. I feel a bit concern about Michi's nipnip... That's totally not normal. Is it somehow psychological trauma or something? I'd say it's uncomfortable and painful even a bit annoying...but dread? Girl you should consult a doctor. But she acted like when I learn not everyone tears up with yawning. So nostalgic
When it’s random it’s often because you are relaxed. The muscle or muscles that does the job of a valve to allow blood to flow in and make it hard is also relaxing and thus allowing the blood to flow in. Also during puberty the randomness of hormones could also affect it. Then combined this with being relaxed and puberty hormones levels and mabe external stimuli you get those random o7 from chat junior
There are days when for absolutely no reason it gets hyper sensitive (especially when sick like the flu etc) n its actually extremely annoying n at times can be even painful
Now try having hat when you're sick as mentioned AND your sinusitis is flaring up. Your head hurts, your throat feels full of crushed glass, you're low energy and indisposed, and exciting thoughts are the _last_ thing on your mind... and yet lil' bro just. Won't. Stand. DOWN.
It's fairly inconsistent when it happens. Mainly a nerve and blood pressure response that your body does. Often when you are cold it'll go up. The most common time it happens is the morning with the Wood. It's your body making sure it has sufficient oxygen. As for the times when it's up and feelings are being had, usually the times it happens is first we have the feelings and it goes up, or it happens to be up and we get feelings afterward. And in my opinion, I have a smaller one, not small small but less than average, and I believe bigger ones would be very annoying to deal with. If it's too large and your clothes are tight or it's not the right time, it's extremely awkward or bothersome. Even painful. It's even more bothersome if you are "cut" down there as the end is super sensitive especially to friction. The most awkward part is it sometimes pops up in the most awkward situation out of emotional response. The other day I was absolutely coming unglued upset and for no damn reason it popped up. You've heard of rage bone but I get sad bone, and it just makes it worse as I get very irritated at it so it just gets worse and worse. So I just wind up laying on my side super depressed very uncomfortable and my body not making it better, especially when it randomly decides to just spasm. No wonder we always want to get rid of it when it goes up. It's just a hindrance when it pops up. As for getting rid of it, there is 3 main ways. One is ignoring it, two is thinking something you don't like to think about, and three is give up and beat it like it owes you money.
Michi asking about chat junior reminds me of a time I asked someone how its like to have booba; in which they asked how its like to have balls - it do be just there
Happened to me too, but it was freaking worse when you sat in the seats above the tires where the shaking is at its max. Always had to sit with my bag in my lap.
Once there was this one time an old monk was talking about his pilgrimage to a mountain... On a seminar on peace, outlook and enlightenment... Let me tell you, other's outlook on my enlightenment was anything but Peaceful...
If you’re between 12-17, you get hard in the presence of a strong breeze. At least 6-10 times a day just during waking hours. Who knows when you are sleeping, but almost every day you can guarantee that you will also wake up with one. And most of the times it is for no reason at all.
Snnday church, and then suddenly.. for no reason at all, the little guy is big. LIKE WHY!!!??? I WASNT EVEN THINKING ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF THAT TIME!!!
Michi, u didn't realize that it is prehensile? Ya, AMAB people can use it to grip to branches n it will hold the weight of the human body; true facts, I swear.😹😹😹😹
If you're about to give a presentation and you've got [ahem] _unwanted blood collection,_ flexing muscles helps redirect blood to them and away from undesirable areas
The more I watch of Michi, the more I think Mel was right. Mel: "We're like 85% similar, Michi." Michi: "What? But I'm kind of meh on sexuality." Mel: "I don't think that's true. I think you're just repressed."
You can be solving math equations. Solving the da Vinci code. Learning how to cook. Trying fixing a broke copy machine. Then suddenly bone pops up like "can I offer assistance" NO! STAY OUT THE WAY!
![Michi Mochievee contract denied by VSHOJO until she consulted a Lawyer [VSHOJO Clips / Collabs]](/img/1.gif)
The most unintentional rise I get is when I'm sleepy/tired. Just randomly you get super hard without any reason.
actually thats your bladder being full. to stop from peeing yourself in your sleep you get a woody. thats your subconcious. why "morning wood" is a thing, but you also have to pee in the morning
Could be the blood flow elsewhere e.g. stomach after eating, so less blood in the brain = sleepy plus blood flow down that region so it also gets unintentional rise. At least that's how I reason it.
worst time because we can't sleep ugh
@@jemerson12345I usually slap my junior before sleep if that happens. Some say it's bad parenting but I guess it works
Most likely because your parasympathetic tone is higher when you're sleepy. The parasympathetic system is the one most responsible for activating both the machinery that gets you to sleep AND the one to get you ready for sex.
The sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems regulate the flow of blood and are highly sensitive complex things that are difficult to predict or control.
They often ask for forgiveness rather than permission 😆
@@Paveway-chan Honestly, they usually don't even do that. Usually it's just "I'm doing the thing. If you don't like it, then f*ck you."
The Sad Nipple Syndrome is something I won't expect to learn from vtuber of all things ngl. Michi is truly a national treasure of Indonesia.
I was actually really happy when she brought it up because I immediately knew what she was talking about and I could finally use my knowledge on this incredibly niche topic
Here comes Ferro to give "the talk" 😂
Our hero makes another appearance! 🙌🏻
remember kids: phisical response doesnt equal conscent.
Actually an important thing some people need to hear
Damn, so those force ntr manga I've read was lying? 😔😔
@@batu5180 no way, the sacred texts would never lie!
Consent isn't real.
Remember kids: Consent is a thorough and enthusiastic yes! Anything less than yes is a no :)
I hate it when I have to stand to do a presentation and it has the audacity to stand up as well.
I'll take the detention, thanks. 😅
😂😂😂
“Everyone rise for the national anthem”
Schingus: 🗿
This would be a good convo for melody collabs
She would be a fountain of information.
@@gothicpando: and... possibly other things
Mel has talked about it on stream before, although not WITH Michi.
normal clip channels 2 to 10 minutes
Michi 💀
She's a yapper, gotta get the full context or it's just insane rambling lol
Matches her stream length
I didn't even notice the length until this comment.
Michi clips are reteaching my brain to intake long content videos 🥲
professional yapper
“Which one comes first?”
What a poor choice of words, Michi. 😂😂😂
Guys, we move ours the same way she tightens hers. It’s all kegle exercises
or if you have a femboy gf, the kegle movement tightens and moves
@@TK-7193 that’s futa, not femboy. Also, when you move it, the other tightens already
The most important muscle
@@AhHereWeGo you're not wrong, but i know what i said.
Also makes the taint bulge and your arse hole tighten (dunno if some people can control the muscles individually or if it's all the same thing)
Sometimes your body has to run a diagnostic test, or a ready check, that's one of the reasons behind "morning wood".
Erection and arousal are separate functions that can be related, but do not have to be in every case.
Some say it's actually unsafe to try to "chop" the morning wood.
"Diagnostics check" lmao. I'm stealing that for when I have to explain how it works xD
@@VisualEnjoyer9756 it sounds silly and all, but it is really one reason. It's something that most people understand, too.
Actually, "morning wood" is more like maintenance. If you go long enough without getting erections, your penis gradually atrophies, shrinks, and loses its ability to get hard. That's why you get hard while sleeping to prevent that. It's also based on androgen hormones, which is why trans women have to "use it or lose it" because their bodies no longer do so automatically.
LMAO That one guy asking if she needed a hug. Dude from the sound of it a hug would only makes it worse XD
The dread hits, the world turns grey...
:)
9:25 holy shit chat did her DIRTY. Last time I saw somebody get eviscerated by chat that hard it was Heavenly Father. Jesus.
That was the time that he sent his mic to jesus
She has so much to learn
Ask and she shall learn
And she will regret.
Her and filian. Eternal virgins...
Welcome to the internet Michi.
She starts with the wrong assumption. There are many situations, and many levels of horny.
Basically it can get up just to stretch or when youre feelimg good or when you must coom and cant wait anymore.
The frequency depends on health. At least for me its mostly anout sleep and not stressing myself all day(thretching with the hands up multiple times a day counteracts my hunched mobile gaming habits) Also hydration is important (including salt for electrolytes)
Sometimes when you spacing out
It just pops up like a Diglett.
"Chat junior" bruh lmao 😂
Havent heard junior to describe our soldiers in a hot minute😂😂😂
The short answer is you're talking about the area of the human body (actually both men and women) with the highest nerve ending density of the entire body. It takes less stimuli to get a reaction there than anywhere else.
As for the bus, I suspect it's a lot like Mel's Fireworks Box is for women. You're literally sitting on a great big vibrator, and it's hot (public transit never has good AC) so the boys are distended, creating maximum surface area in contact with the seat. The guy who said he's never had that problem probably lives way up north and only rides the bus in the winter while wearing heavy pants or something, because that's a pretty universal experience otherwise.
ngl I actually love these discussions. Sex is scary for a lot of people because it's a big unknown. The more you know, the less scary it gets. That's good for everyone. Also if we can have frank and earnest discussions about sex, we can probably do the same about politics and religion one day and actually achieve that utopia from the memes.
We talk about everything else about the body such as digestion or respiration or other things like hair, but when it comes to the reproductive bits it feels taboo because who knows why.
It shouldn't be that bad to talk about if it's just discussion about the body's workings.
Agreed, nothing was really said here that shouldn't be shared, it feels wrong because there is a cultural taboo but that ignorance only hurts everyone in the long run.
"Highest nerve ending density in the body" I thought that was the hands or mouth, but on second thought they both have more surface area than your genitals so it makes sense
The nip nip doom feeling sounds like what i dealt with in my 20’s having mental illness and ptsd rewire my emotions to be wrong. I’d have an event that should be happy make me incredibly depressed. Or something scare me make me irrationally angry.
The worst is when you're in a public space and you start getting a hard-on for whatever reason, but it's positioned in the worst way possible and you can't find an opportunity to adjust. Super uncomfortable and attention-grabbing.
Examples are presenting in class or work standing up, riding in a bus standing up, walking down the street with people everywhere, you name it.
Had a buddy who did get caught in a zipper and needed stitches. He got drunk, went to piss in a ditch, fell over, and zipped up as he got out of the ditch. Had to get the ambulance for him. Didn't feel the need to ask if he needed stitches...
Oof
Yikes. Worst thing I had happen to mini me down there was when I was stumbling around trying to wake up and I tripped and landed junk first into the corner of my low nightstand. Bent it sideways and the edge dug into the tip, good thing it was just half up. If it was full up, I would've ripped him.
Lil Bro And Stitch
If you an indian and getting a circumcision, they use wooden needles to rip out the skin. They also take some of your inches and return you with PTSD😢
I once ran into a boulder while mountain biking, and smashed my junk on the place where the top bar meets the stem, tore my banjo string. Worst part was I was 6 miles from civilization and had to ride back to the access point and drive to the hospital.
sometimes even in your sleep!
Morning wood can be good or bad
Having nocturnal erections is a normal body function linked to REM sleep, and it has nothing to do with erotic dreams.
Actually, the doctor says that it should happen EVERY night in your sleep, otherwise you have ED.
It's actually not a good thing to "chop" your wood down for some reason.
One day she’ll learn firsthand, one day
With her luck she will forget about it the next day...
Michi: backspace/delete exist
Us: You know mute mi- actually nevermind. 😂
Seriously, can we get her on LewdCast, but just as a wholesome teaching moment where she can just ask any and all questions freely
He killed her with this one 9:32 😂😂🤣🤣
absolute murder 😂
When a teenager once a day.... For the entire day, things have a mind of their own at that age.
Not really once the entire day, as a teen it’s like your dick is a rollercoaster and it goes up and down multiple times in random times
Tbh i love these kinds of clips of women learning about male anatomy and how things work for us down there, not even in a sexual way or anything, just learning what its like on a day to day basis. And vice versa. It's just interesting to see people get their minds blown by what feels like basic information that they don't have any experience with so it would never occur to them.
That one story about the zipper got me thinking about that one Powdered Toast Man skit from Ren & Stimpy.
*_O O F ._*
Most men when they hear this: *_-9999 HP_*
Physical, Psychic, and *most* importantly
*_E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E ._*
TBH, I had a female friend that also didn't know that, I asked her if she remembered back in school learning about the nervous systems and how some activities are involuntary to all of us, like when you start salivating, so I told her erections are like salivating
I would imagine that the girl will have an internal image of her partner salivating every time she see him erected because of your analogy. And I don’t know whether that’s a blessing or a curse.
Bruh
@@thahirshibu5042 It is the same autonomic nervous system for both and I used a common act that everyone knows, and my friend was able to understand
@@LuizFelipe-lk1hs I know, but that explanation must have been so weird to tell😅
Okay so some chatters were saying "sad nipple syndrome" is a thing, I went one step further and discovered Dysphoric milk ejection reflex (D-MER), which sounds exactly like what she describes because it can trigger negative emotions just through stimulation and doesn't *necessarily* have to be just when breastfeeding. Not much research has been done but some of it points to a problem with dopamine receptors, so it could be a genetic thing for her
"sometimes it just goes 'ten hut!'" how have I never heard someone say this joke before? I love that, it's pretty accurate.
Surely you’ve heard someone call it “standing at attention”
@@duckdictator6531 oh yeah I've heard that before. Just not specifically saying "ten hut"
Gotta love these kinds of talks with Michi lol
Learning with Michi!
If I had a nickel each time female VTubers being surprised about male anatomy, I'd be a millionaire.
But tbh, I think most men don't even know how female anatomy works too.
Biology wasnt very popular in school
There's a clip of Coco telling Shion she could stick her finger up her urethra to avoid leaving the stream to go to the bathroom. Obviously a joke, but the comments really outed some people as not understanding female anatomy.
This makes me nostalgic. Like how I first found an ID vtuber years ago...
This whole video has made me realize how different everyone's experiences in life are, because some of these have *never* applied to me.
Sometimes the kick stand is why you can never sleep on your stomach, it just happens whenever
It's freaking bad when you roll over and it happens to be deployed, it'll wake you up.
Michi....
Tbf, not her fault that schools don't teach those 😆
When ya see some fine ass Robertsons and Chat Junior (the ol Maclunkey Gherkin) stands up
Like a champ.
@@TOASTEngineer Grey Leno can watch
That slows down as you get older sadly. Or fortunately, depending on how you look at it. 😂
The big one for me on the bus was never really the vibrations. It was definitely one thing that did it, but what really got me were the wide up and down motions. This really only happened in the back due to the suspension and the way the wheels are placed. An easy way to picture it is to imagine very lightly pushing the tip of a pencil down over and over, the tip would be the rear wheels. Toward the tip it is more of a vibration, but the farther back the more it sorta swings smoothly instead. Something about that swinging motion farther back always gave me this really tingly feeling down below that is hard to describe but would sometimes get the soldier standing at attention.
Only when maintaining contact to the seat though. The same mechanics also meant actual bumps would really pop in the back and make for a dangerous time for the boys during the summer. It only takes one unlucky day to learn to stop bouncing out of the seat on purpose.
As an Asian girl, I can vouch for her that we really doesn't learn about this. I had a sex ed class from my school only 1-2 time about birth control in the most boring lecture. I feel a bit concern about Michi's nipnip... That's totally not normal. Is it somehow psychological trauma or something? I'd say it's uncomfortable and painful even a bit annoying...but dread? Girl you should consult a doctor. But she acted like when I learn not everyone tears up with yawning. So nostalgic
9:25 She's never coming back from this
I'm one of the few who never gets randomly.
But relaxed makes sense.
16:21 lol circumcising your fingers. No, you burn off your finger prints, not cut the off. Either by using a really hot surface or some acid.
... The fact I kinda got one around the time this showed up for me
no reason just after waking up, there's no excitement
The dozen others times the excitement is the reason
When Michi's ideas, zooted or otherwise make sense.
It happens multiple times while you sleep too. Blood flow is healthy.
When it’s random it’s often because you are relaxed. The muscle or muscles that does the job of a valve to allow blood to flow in and make it hard is also relaxing and thus allowing the blood to flow in. Also during puberty the randomness of hormones could also affect it. Then combined this with being relaxed and puberty hormones levels and mabe external stimuli you get those random o7 from chat junior
Girl Michi fan here: Mine doesn’t stand up on its own, I imagine it must be really awkward and inconvenient for guys when that happens
If you flex your muscles real hard it goes back to normal, so beware of guys hitting sick poses
@@fosterbennington6405 YOU DID NOT JUST TOLD HER ONE OF THE ACTUAL SECRETS!
@@ajente2o254 That "secret" was already said in this video from someone’s message to her.
@@mixednarwhal two traitors... i see...
@@ajente2o254 Maybe it was a secret to you but I have never heard of anything when it comes to how the human body works as a "secret"
There are days when for absolutely no reason it gets hyper sensitive (especially when sick like the flu etc) n its actually extremely annoying n at times can be even painful
Now try having hat when you're sick as mentioned AND your sinusitis is flaring up. Your head hurts, your throat feels full of crushed glass, you're low energy and indisposed, and exciting thoughts are the _last_ thing on your mind... and yet lil' bro just. Won't. Stand. DOWN.
Ngl helps break a fever
This is the kind of content that I really like michi for. Stuff like this is why she is so clipable.
i hate it when you wake up and stretch too good you get the wood
It's never TMI for me
TLI!
@@jjQlLlLq You get it!
"Do you stand at attention first or do the thoughts come first?"
Yes.
Good lord, the floodgates haven't broken this hard since Katrina!
she must have earned a lot on this stream
It's fairly inconsistent when it happens. Mainly a nerve and blood pressure response that your body does. Often when you are cold it'll go up. The most common time it happens is the morning with the Wood. It's your body making sure it has sufficient oxygen.
As for the times when it's up and feelings are being had, usually the times it happens is first we have the feelings and it goes up, or it happens to be up and we get feelings afterward.
And in my opinion, I have a smaller one, not small small but less than average, and I believe bigger ones would be very annoying to deal with. If it's too large and your clothes are tight or it's not the right time, it's extremely awkward or bothersome. Even painful. It's even more bothersome if you are "cut" down there as the end is super sensitive especially to friction.
The most awkward part is it sometimes pops up in the most awkward situation out of emotional response. The other day I was absolutely coming unglued upset and for no damn reason it popped up. You've heard of rage bone but I get sad bone, and it just makes it worse as I get very irritated at it so it just gets worse and worse. So I just wind up laying on my side super depressed very uncomfortable and my body not making it better, especially when it randomly decides to just spasm.
No wonder we always want to get rid of it when it goes up. It's just a hindrance when it pops up. As for getting rid of it, there is 3 main ways. One is ignoring it, two is thinking something you don't like to think about, and three is give up and beat it like it owes you money.
It happens a bit less as you age...but yeah with Blood flow and sleeping habits 1-3 a day is normal for most guys.
The reason it rises when you relax or get tired is because the blood filling happens due to blood vessels dilating as they relax.
another day of Michi's EDickation
Michi is in the midst of acquiring a new core memory
Michi asking about chat junior reminds me of a time I asked someone how its like to have booba; in which they asked how its like to have balls - it do be just there
yeah my"lil man" was risen in the weirdest time. one time when I was doing a final exam in highschool, lil man just decided to stand up outta nowhere
it's the no reason moments that are awkward.
all of a sudden just. POP
Sometimes a sneaky poop decides to poke the A-spot...
Suddenly therapy
The shaky bus rides were the worst
Yoo, I thought that was just me lol. Happy to know I'm not the only one
Happened to me too, but it was freaking worse when you sat in the seats above the tires where the shaking is at its max. Always had to sit with my bag in my lap.
This girl.
Listening to Michi's stream, never thought I'd learn so much anatomy. 😂
10:53 Just learned something new about myself, huh. That is bizarre.
5:52 pain
3 times is like for when you are in ur 20s… lol
ROOKIE NUMBERS
Once there was this one time an old monk was talking about his pilgrimage to a mountain... On a seminar on peace, outlook and enlightenment...
Let me tell you, other's outlook on my enlightenment was anything but Peaceful...
Imagine not closing doors with your junior at attention
Not all of us have a junior with a lot of height.
If you’re between 12-17, you get hard in the presence of a strong breeze. At least 6-10 times a day just during waking hours. Who knows when you are sleeping, but almost every day you can guarantee that you will also wake up with one. And most of the times it is for no reason at all.
Snnday church, and then suddenly.. for no reason at all, the little guy is big. LIKE WHY!!!??? I WASNT EVEN THINKING ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF THAT TIME!!!
Its like when a dog starts barking randomly "oh boy, did u see something?"
7:28 oh hell no 😭
Basically, "Morning Wood"
Sadge , Hope she is able to enjoy more, so she doesn't have to experience Sadness, Doom, Or Gloom.
Remember!
...shes not a lewdtuber.
CuriousTuber.
VShojo was THE perfect fit for her 😂😂😂
*_G A H D A M N ._* What was that roast?! 🤣🤣 9:17
Certified *_W E L L D O N E_* like a turkey dinner. 🦃🍗
Michi needs many long talks with Melody.
when it gets caught under your thigh when you sit.
When your TMI question is not as TMI... but Chat's answers are
*_W I L D I N ' ._* 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
"You use a q-tip and clean your ears."
Reminder this is the #1 way to rupture your eardrum. Never use cotton buds in your ears, one slip and bam.
~To be fair~ q-tips are one of the only things TO go into an ear, so obviously the ratio is eskewed
@@Spoopballq tips were never meant to go inside your ears. Look it up.
Been doing it for 40 years and no issues at all and my ENT Dr. always remarks about how clean my ears are.
Except if you're using it to clean the OUTER ear, not the inner canal.
Steel ear picks, those are a blessing to really dig out the thicker ear wax.
I feel like ive been here. In another time and another place
Michi, u didn't realize that it is prehensile? Ya, AMAB people can use it to grip to branches n it will hold the weight of the human body; true facts, I swear.😹😹😹😹
Can confirm, sometimes you can move it like a finger.
If you're about to give a presentation and you've got [ahem] _unwanted blood collection,_ flexing muscles helps redirect blood to them and away from undesirable areas
The sad button lmao
5:00 Erm actually, that's the backslash key. Checkmate.
Sometimes a bump on the road from a car trip does it...
The more I watch of Michi, the more I think Mel was right.
Mel: "We're like 85% similar, Michi."
Michi: "What? But I'm kind of meh on sexuality."
Mel: "I don't think that's true. I think you're just repressed."
14:29 i think the tts said Erogenous zones
btw circumcision for fingers is called 'de-gloving'. same thing, skin removal
sometimes it just chooses violence
You can be solving math equations. Solving the da Vinci code. Learning how to cook. Trying fixing a broke copy machine. Then suddenly bone pops up like "can I offer assistance"
NO! STAY OUT THE WAY!