yo yo. hope no one minds me posting the full transcribed lyrics from this album. lizard lady/psycho killer are not included. this took long hours squinting at a 600x600 jpeg so give credit, boneheads: (THE CONEHEADS LP) //////////////////////////////////////////////// OUTTA MY CONTROL, CAN'T EAT THINK FREAKD OUT NO MIND -- NO TIME OUTTA MY CONTROL CAN'T COPE, CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT OUTTA MY CONTROL, OUTTA MY FACE ----------------- YOU THINK YOU CAN LIVE CONSEQUENCE FREE WHILE SUBJECTING OTHERS TO A LIFE OF VIOLENCE YOU NEVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ALWAYS SPEAK ARE YOU AFRAID THAT YOUR LIFE LACKS SUBSTANCE? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM, YOU AND YOUR INTERNET SNOOPING CAN BURN IN HELL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE YOU PROBABLY THINK I'M SINGING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE (IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE HELPING YOU'VE GOT ANOTHA THING COMING AND I'M HOPING THAT THING IS DEATH) ------------------ WHY DO YOU SEEM SO EXCITED WHEN I HAVE THE URGE TO SLEEP? WHY DO YOU SEEM UNDELIGHTED WHEN I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT? MY BRAIN FEELS ALIEN AND WARM MY HANDS ARE COLD N WET I TOUCHED DOUG'S HEAD TODAY HE SAID I SMELT LIKE SWEAT ------------------- YOUR FACE MAKES ME GAG A FACE LIKE THAT MAKES ME GRAB AN AXE AND GO HACK HACK HACK I'M NOT IN DENIAL YOUR FACE IS TRULY VILE I WANNA GRAB AN AXE AND GO HACK HACK HACK (can you HACK it?) ---------------------- Pissed off, Lookin nice Put Man pot fits just right, puffin out zilch, soaking up light no purpose here, I just might I'M A WASTE OF SPACE NOTHING BREWIN BEHIND MY HEAD NO PURPOSE, NO PLACE FULL TIME JUICE BAG put inna box, don't feel nice dead dogs, nothin to do take some pills and i will you (?) I'MMA WASTE OF SPACE ---------------- A STRONG YOUNG MAN IN STEEL TOED SHOES KNEELS AT THE ALTER OF 1982 THE LORD SENDS HIS MUSIC ABOVE TO BE RECEIVED BY THE FINGERLESS GLOVE SOCIETY WORSHIPPING MEDIOCRITY, DISGUSTING, DISPLEASES ME AND I WANT IT DEAD YOU CAN ACT LIKE YOUR SHIT IS RAW BUT RECYCLED RIFFS MAKE SHITTY SONGS YOU CAN TAKE A WALK TO THE DOC MARTENS STORE AND BANG YOUR SHAVED HEAD UP ON THE BRICK WALL ------------------ I'MMA BIG CITY BABY AND I GOTTA FADE WHEN I LIVED IN THE CITY, I GOT ALL A'S NOW I'M IN THE CITY AND I FEIGN DUMB WHEN I WAX INTELLECTUAL ABOUT SUBURBAN SCUM I GOT A BIG CITY BABY SHE'S JUST LIKE ME WE BOTH LISTEN TO THE SMITHS, AIN'T THAT INTERESTING? WE'RE TOO BIG CITY BABIES DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE I'MMA TRUE POST MODERN URBAN TRANSPLANT SCRUB I'MMA....... *BIG* *CITY* *BABY* ------------------------- BLACK N WHITE PICTURES OF BLOWN OFF HEADS NERDS COLLECTING MURDERS ON VHS, IT'S ALREADY SO DEPRESSING DEALING WITH BAD BREATH SO YOU FETISHIZE TRAGEDY HATRED AND DEATH NORMALIZE THE KILLINGS THAT YOU SEE TODAY, SMILE AS YOU PERISH AT ALARMING RATES BIDE TIME PRAYIN FOR THE LORD TO SAVE THE PATHETIC HUMAN RACE FROM IT'S DISMAL STATE ----------------------------------- IT'S NOT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU BUT THE LAST BREATH FROM YOU WILL BRING SUCH EASE TO ME KNOWING YOU'VE CEASED TO BREATHE, MY HEAD'S SO FREE DO AS I PLEASE, DIE! ----------------------------------------------- COME WITH YOU? I'D RATHER BLOW MY NASAL LOAD FUCK INTO OBLIVION? I'D RATHER STAY HOME NEVER ENDING HEADACHE, NEVER GOES AWAY MY REDUNDANT PHRASING NOTHING LEFT TO SAY ARE YOU PISSED OFF WHEN PISSED ON? WHY ASK, I'LL JUST TURN MY MIST ON ---------------------------------------- ((((HEY MOM, IT'S ME CAL! HEEEEEEEEEEELP!)))) CRUNCH 1, CRUNCH 2, THESE CHUMPS DON'T HAVE A CLUE THEY FLOCK, THEY GATHA, THEY WANNA STEAL MY CHEESY SWAGGA I USED TA BE A CHEESEPUFF...(repeat) MORE SPUNK, MORE CHEDDA, I GO TO SCHOOL IN STUDS AND LETHA YOUR FEELINS? YOUR FAULT YOU GOTTA TAKE ME WITH A GRAIN OF SALT ALWAYS KNEW ABOUT WHO I WAS BEFORE, KINDA LIKE ME NOW BUT ONLY MUCH MUCH MORE ONE LOOK AND I KICK YOUR BUTT A CRUNCHY STIK WITH CHEESY DUST ----------------------------- I LIKE THE WAY THINGS AM I LIKE THE WAY THINGS AM I CAN STAY WITH ANY LUCK AN UNINTERESTING JADED FUCK I LIKE THE WAY THINGS AM I LIKE THE WAY THINGS AM WHEN IT COMES TO ALL GOOD THINGS I'M THE SOLE AUTHORITY, SO SHOVE IT!
Been with you the whole time, have the vinyl but just have my phone tonight... jimmy you are the ultimate music find for me for the last 6 years. Crust master. Thank you, truly appreciate your taste.
Amazing cover of Lizard Lady, The Residents is my favorite band ever.. but I prefer this version! What's a woman going to do but throw away her bread Her feet are feeling funny as she lies beneath the bed She reminisces of the pungent Adriatic Sea And then she crawls and counts her cans and twitches like a flea What she really likes to do is sit upon a pew And make believe that time has stopped and motionless is new Planes are stranded in the sky and drains are stopping, too She alone is laughing under eyelids full of flu She scurries hurries worries that the wicked will receive Their candy from a handsome man and coffee from a thief She gazes at a hourglass and asks it if it cares And then she wonders if the lizard likes his lettuce rare
on my quest of weird music, so glad i found this one. it's like living under the rule of alien lords in a funky, wildly disjointed, and a lot of other weird shit futuristic and heavily sci-fi-esque world. youtube algorithm is the goat!
it's such pure and unadulterated garbage that i find myself enthralled, like looking at the gruesome scene of an accident where the driver's head is still slowly rolling down the highway across the broken shards of glass.
Seven months later it has 126,410. You know, I preferred them before they were popular. Now everybody's listening to them and I don't feel special any more.
Can you really call it an LP if it's not even close to 22 minutes, but I love this album anyway. HHHv2 and IUTBACP are amazingly weird little songs in a collection full of gems
+Charles Hodgson You mean making a whole new LP, or pressing new copies of L.P.1.s? If you mean making new copies, it's more than likely that more will be made in the future, as I remember this L.P. selling out at every distro FAST. It'd make sense that they're reproduce one of their best sellers. Keep an eye out.
Still loving this after like 10yrs WTF 🎉
Think they were onto something 😢
Good is Good Forever.
it’s because it’s the best band ever
this is like if devo took a bunch of whippits
if they whipped it, whipped it good?
@@chadocon168 this is a good reply and im mad it didnt getappreciated
chad o'cone
whippits are the shit man lmao
And listened to a bit of Ween
yo yo. hope no one minds me posting the full transcribed lyrics from this album. lizard lady/psycho killer are not included. this took long hours squinting at a 600x600 jpeg so give credit, boneheads:
(THE CONEHEADS LP)
////////////////////////////////////////////////
OUTTA MY CONTROL, CAN'T EAT THINK
FREAKD OUT
NO MIND -- NO TIME
OUTTA MY CONTROL
CAN'T COPE, CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT
OUTTA MY CONTROL, OUTTA MY FACE
-----------------
YOU THINK YOU CAN LIVE CONSEQUENCE FREE
WHILE SUBJECTING OTHERS TO A LIFE OF VIOLENCE
YOU NEVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ALWAYS SPEAK
ARE YOU AFRAID THAT YOUR LIFE LACKS SUBSTANCE?
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM, YOU AND YOUR INTERNET SNOOPING CAN BURN IN HELL
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE YOU PROBABLY THINK I'M SINGING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE
(IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE HELPING YOU'VE GOT ANOTHA THING COMING
AND I'M HOPING THAT THING IS DEATH)
------------------
WHY DO YOU SEEM SO EXCITED WHEN I HAVE THE URGE TO SLEEP?
WHY DO YOU SEEM UNDELIGHTED WHEN I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT?
MY BRAIN FEELS ALIEN AND WARM
MY HANDS ARE COLD N WET
I TOUCHED DOUG'S HEAD TODAY HE SAID I SMELT LIKE SWEAT
-------------------
YOUR FACE MAKES ME GAG
A FACE LIKE THAT MAKES ME GRAB AN AXE
AND GO HACK HACK HACK
I'M NOT IN DENIAL
YOUR FACE IS TRULY VILE
I WANNA GRAB AN AXE AND GO HACK HACK HACK (can you HACK it?)
----------------------
Pissed off, Lookin nice
Put Man pot fits just right, puffin out zilch, soaking up light
no purpose here, I just might
I'M A WASTE OF SPACE
NOTHING BREWIN BEHIND MY HEAD
NO PURPOSE, NO PLACE
FULL TIME JUICE BAG
put inna box, don't feel nice
dead dogs, nothin to do
take some pills and i will you (?)
I'MMA WASTE OF SPACE
----------------
A STRONG YOUNG MAN IN STEEL TOED SHOES
KNEELS AT THE ALTER OF 1982
THE LORD SENDS HIS MUSIC ABOVE TO BE RECEIVED BY THE FINGERLESS GLOVE
SOCIETY WORSHIPPING MEDIOCRITY, DISGUSTING, DISPLEASES ME AND I WANT IT DEAD
YOU CAN ACT LIKE YOUR SHIT IS RAW BUT RECYCLED RIFFS MAKE SHITTY SONGS
YOU CAN TAKE A WALK TO THE DOC MARTENS STORE AND BANG YOUR SHAVED HEAD UP ON THE BRICK WALL
------------------
I'MMA BIG CITY BABY
AND I GOTTA FADE
WHEN I LIVED IN THE CITY, I GOT ALL A'S
NOW I'M IN THE CITY AND I FEIGN DUMB
WHEN I WAX INTELLECTUAL ABOUT SUBURBAN SCUM
I GOT A BIG CITY BABY SHE'S JUST LIKE ME
WE BOTH LISTEN TO THE SMITHS, AIN'T THAT INTERESTING?
WE'RE TOO BIG CITY BABIES DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE
I'MMA TRUE POST MODERN URBAN TRANSPLANT SCRUB
I'MMA....... *BIG* *CITY* *BABY*
-------------------------
BLACK N WHITE PICTURES OF BLOWN OFF HEADS
NERDS COLLECTING MURDERS ON VHS, IT'S ALREADY SO DEPRESSING
DEALING WITH BAD BREATH SO YOU FETISHIZE TRAGEDY HATRED AND DEATH
NORMALIZE THE KILLINGS THAT YOU SEE TODAY, SMILE AS YOU PERISH AT ALARMING RATES
BIDE TIME PRAYIN FOR THE LORD TO SAVE THE PATHETIC HUMAN RACE FROM IT'S DISMAL STATE
-----------------------------------
IT'S NOT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU
BUT THE LAST BREATH FROM YOU WILL BRING SUCH EASE TO ME
KNOWING YOU'VE CEASED TO BREATHE, MY HEAD'S SO FREE
DO AS I PLEASE, DIE!
-----------------------------------------------
COME WITH YOU? I'D RATHER BLOW MY NASAL LOAD
FUCK INTO OBLIVION? I'D RATHER STAY HOME
NEVER ENDING HEADACHE, NEVER GOES AWAY
MY REDUNDANT PHRASING NOTHING LEFT TO SAY
ARE YOU PISSED OFF WHEN PISSED ON?
WHY ASK, I'LL JUST TURN MY MIST ON
----------------------------------------
((((HEY MOM, IT'S ME CAL! HEEEEEEEEEEELP!))))
CRUNCH 1, CRUNCH 2, THESE CHUMPS DON'T HAVE A CLUE
THEY FLOCK, THEY GATHA, THEY WANNA STEAL MY CHEESY SWAGGA
I USED TA BE A CHEESEPUFF...(repeat)
MORE SPUNK, MORE CHEDDA, I GO TO SCHOOL IN STUDS AND LETHA
YOUR FEELINS? YOUR FAULT
YOU GOTTA TAKE ME WITH A GRAIN OF SALT
ALWAYS KNEW ABOUT WHO I WAS BEFORE, KINDA LIKE ME NOW BUT ONLY MUCH MUCH MORE
ONE LOOK AND I KICK YOUR BUTT
A CRUNCHY STIK WITH CHEESY DUST
-----------------------------
I LIKE THE WAY THINGS AM
I LIKE THE WAY THINGS AM
I CAN STAY WITH ANY LUCK
AN UNINTERESTING JADED FUCK
I LIKE THE WAY THINGS AM
I LIKE THE WAY THINGS AM
WHEN IT COMES TO ALL GOOD THINGS
I'M THE SOLE AUTHORITY, SO SHOVE IT!
thannkkkk you. knowing their lyrics makes them even better
Thank you so much! Love The Coneheads!!
I appreciate this so much. Can't find their lyrics anywhere.
Some of this doesn't match up: "I'm a waste of space, nothing brewing behind my face"
Thanks !!!
im so coned right now
+Trevor Dixon coned out breh
still coned
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Agreed, I’m coned tf out
Coned to the bone
This LP sounds so irradiated, like this is the type of music that bands would play after a global Three-Mile-Island. Love it.
Very specific vision lol love it
The album art showcases all the Modern Warfare games pre 2019 on the right side.
my ears are bleeding, but like, in a cool enjoyable way
Had "I Used to Be a Cheesepuff" and "Way Things Am" stuck in my head for a few days now. It's been an awesome few days.
Was meditating this morning and all I kept hearing was "ehh I used to be a cheesepuff!"
I come back to this often. Easily one of my favorite things I've found on this channel
Highly recommend the band C.C.T.V. I believe it’s some of the same guys just with a female vocalist (they’re on Spotify and other streaming services!)
Cctv iS jUsT cOnEhEaDs WiTh A gIrL sInGeR
thx. they're pretty good
if i could only listen to one album for the rest of my life i think this is it
thanks so much for uploading, this is one of the strangest, yet best albums ive heard in a while
nice pfp lmao
@@christiansmith6451 thanks lol
is been a few months since i first heard this. i haven't gone more than a day without playing it. best 20 minutes of music i know of.
Literally such a great album shit never gets old
Viva el Punk y esta puta vuelta de tuerca! Está loquísimo ! 🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪
Been with you the whole time, have the vinyl but just have my phone tonight... jimmy you are the ultimate music find for me for the last 6 years. Crust master. Thank you, truly appreciate your taste.
what happened to THE CONEHEADS 2024?
coned
Strange band! But I've got to say, They are fucking pretty good
I found this while looking for The Coneheads movie.
Like what you hear?
Feel lucky, punk? ;)
@Anti Yes. @Shannon Dickey Yes.
dang y'all remember when this came out?
2015.
i dont, probabaly bc im 13
i love all kinds of punk
@@q.morrison_ im 15 dude, nice
Yeah lol High School memories 🥴
I was 20 and not in my prime.
can't believe this is 10 years WTF
this band is like devo mixed with no trend mixed with the normal. so awesome!
holy hell this is a thing to behold. my ears have been blessed
3 beers and a couple puffs. This makes perfect sense. Go getter buds!
THANK YOU JIMMY FOR THE UPLOAD CONEHEADS ARE THE BEST
this will be my forever favourite album of all times
This is the best thing I've heard in years. Thanks for the upload.
Devo + The Screamers
+yonskii a dash of snakefinger
Devo + The Urinals
Yes to all of these. They even do a cover of Lizard Lady by The Residents!
Based Bugs , I’m hearing early Devo and The Dickies!💪
try The Spits
this shit is so good man. punk will never truly die.
Amazing cover of Lizard Lady, The Residents is my favorite band ever.. but I prefer this version!
What's a woman going to do but throw away her bread
Her feet are feeling funny as she lies beneath the bed
She reminisces of the pungent Adriatic Sea
And then she crawls and counts her cans and twitches like a flea
What she really likes to do is sit upon a pew
And make believe that time has stopped and motionless is new
Planes are stranded in the sky and drains are stopping, too
She alone is laughing under eyelids full of flu
She scurries hurries worries that the wicked will receive
Their candy from a handsome man and coffee from a thief
She gazes at a hourglass and asks it if it cares
And then she wonders if the lizard likes his lettuce rare
nomás para recordarle a yoko que aprecio escuchar música con ella porque me recuerda a lo que no pude vivir con ella en años pasados 😇
Listening to this on 1.5 speed is a good supplement for coffee
Just tried it, holy shit...
woooo, thanks for playing fast bros, like oldie stuff of punk.
had lizard lady and notha thing stuck in my head my entire acid trip
im sorry but I love this shit its amazing i woke up and immediately started rocking
lol what I’m doing rn while listening to this for the first time. 9 AM. Never too early to jam out.
One of the best of all time
I traded this record for a handgun
sounds about right
you got ripped off
this band has become my ears best friend.
Mark winter mi ídolo chupenlo meando pizza boyZZZ
talking heads cover was a nice touch. great album!!
Love it! Remember The Urinals!
im pretty sure they intend on sounding like the characters in the movie Coneheads
Thank you so much for uploading this. I haven't enjoyed music so much in a while. Keep it up man !
I'm a waste of space....
The Residents cover is amazing.
Don't mind me I'm just checking ConcernedApe's favorite
They wanna study my cheesy swagger!
on my quest of weird music, so glad i found this one. it's like living under the rule of alien lords in a funky, wildly disjointed, and a lot of other weird shit futuristic and heavily sci-fi-esque world. youtube algorithm is the goat!
Makes me feel like I️m crazy, reminds me of them acid trips
I wonder they aren’t on Spotify? I would listen to this album again.
Gycfnon
You can and you will
It is on Spotify now
Still loving this album!
Oochie mama... Lemmy Kilmister would have loved this band
This is like if the aliens from the movie Mars Attacks started a punk band rofl
toyota+d.l.i.m.c.= THE CONEHEADS
Way Things Am 15:18- the way DEVO would have evolved over a punk rock trajectory. Awesome!
My friend just showed me this band!
Welcome to the wonderful world of egg punk
Welcum to happynest Mike
I totally miss seeing you chaps live
You got to see em? That’s dope. What happened to them?
This is good but I think that Cardiacs are weirder than these guys. Btw, thanks for the upload.
long live the coneheads
Are they still around?
@@CrosX.C12 Long gone
Has anybody played Earthbound, cause this is totally Earthbound Punk.
One of the best thing I've heard in years
I concur
No words can possibly describe how awesome and sick these guys are... Thanks for the linksss!!
way things am is a fucking anthem
THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO READ A BOOK WITH ADHD / ADD + DYSLEXIA
Sounds like king gizzard y'all should collab!
Este lp me cago la vida en el buen sentido
???...this is kinda weird, but i really like it! 😂😂😂
Was Dan Akroyd in this band? That would have been sweet
Such a killer cover of psycho killer
CONEHEADS REUNION!!!
guys how they make this voice with effects? maybe someone knows what kind of equipment they use? ;>>>
plug your nose and be poor
This is a fucking awesome record! So happy I came across this.
it's such pure and unadulterated garbage that i find myself enthralled, like looking at the gruesome scene of an accident where the driver's head is still slowly rolling down the highway across the broken shards of glass.
hey man I think it sounds pretty good >:(
@@midwestdevopunk8848 Sick riffs, sick bass, great timing and fills on drums. unique vocals. it's great
man this fan fucking tastic shit! im high just hearing it!
v sick. future punk
NO MIND//NO TIME//ITS OUTTA MY CONTROL
MY NAME IS MARK WINTER AND IM A BONEHEAD
roses are red violets are blue my head is bleeding and im covered in poo
I found my conefort zone!
Hey man! Where i could write you? I want to ask you something!
You can send me a PM here on RUclips or shoot me an email at justwasteemall@gmail.com. Happy to answer whatever questions you've got!
Ça m'a parquets en folies de musiques punks géniaux ! Kiss par ccpp
Because of you i'm coneheads 'fan! thank you Jimmy!
Keep it real!
This is so much fun
Thank you for the download links, Jimmy!
In future I can say I was here when it only had 96,831 views.
Seven months later it has 126,410. You know, I preferred them before they were popular. Now everybody's listening to them and I don't feel special any more.
Five short years later and it's passed the magic quarter-million! I feel nostalgic for the Coneheads.
Nine years later and they're heading for the magic half-million.
What kind of vocal effect does that??
🖤
dude on bass is fucking tearrrrrrinnnggggggg
he has to replace his shit alot i bet fucking lol
i wrote this even before i heard 1982 jesus
Got the vinyl a couple weeks back now and still so incredible!!!
Some of the songs also reminds me of Angry Samoans.
Thank you! Almost one minute a song... Love this stuff!
Can you really call it an LP if it's not even close to 22 minutes, but I love this album anyway. HHHv2 and IUTBACP are amazingly weird little songs in a collection full of gems
the audio equivalent of agamemnon counterpart
Way things am is my buildings fav song.whether they like it or not
I like.. Any more elpees in the works?(Sold out at link, i'm so sloow)
+Charles Hodgson You mean making a whole new LP, or pressing new copies of L.P.1.s? If you mean making new copies, it's more than likely that more will be made in the future, as I remember this L.P. selling out at every distro FAST. It'd make sense that they're reproduce one of their best sellers. Keep an eye out.
Jimmy. Yep. Meant a re-press. I'll keep an eye out (ouch). Still waiting on re-press of that CCTV 7" too. Pressing plants these days, huh? Thanks bud.
Reminds of SpizzEnergi. Really enjoying this band. Stupid cat, I just let you in!!!
This is amazing. I love it!
last song is so sick
I have a coner right now
Amazing, so great. What are these guys doing now?
out of my control.