DSP Angry That Boss Won’t Let Him Heal... Pathetic (Elden Ring)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @BeatRiceIsHere
    @BeatRiceIsHere 2 года назад +181

    Looking at those balloons sadly float around the background while Dave rages at the game is the funniest thing

    • @WhenPigsAttack1
      @WhenPigsAttack1 2 года назад

      It's like a somber reminder that this person acting like a child is 40 fuckin years old.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 2 года назад

      A 40 years old manchild being angry at videogames lol

    • @JumpinJack3769
      @JumpinJack3769 2 года назад +3

      It’s too hard to fully inflate them man. Those friggin detractors are why can’t you see?

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 2 года назад +2

      i tihnk its sadder that a 40 year old man threw himself a birthday week

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 2 года назад

      @@Alxmir23 does that mean that Phil is 40 years and 40 weeks old?

  • @Gotham_Outlaw
    @Gotham_Outlaw 2 года назад +114

    He's the only person who talks like the character he's controlling is sentient

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 2 года назад +34

      Coping mechanism..he can't face he's fucking up his inputs so he lies and claims the character decided to do it. It's somewhat alarming when you think about it

    • @lewispooper3138
      @lewispooper3138 2 года назад +6

      Does take multiple button presses to heal and to get off your horse sometimes

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 2 года назад +7

      Well, to be fair the character is more sentient than Phil.

    • @Ouroboros619
      @Ouroboros619 2 года назад

      No wonder he wants to die so much

    • @MariaIsabellaZNN
      @MariaIsabellaZNN 2 года назад +2

      Little children sometimes do it too I've noticed, when they're like 8 years tops and haven't yet learned to take responsibility for their own actions.

  • @Jakeyboyofjoy4
    @Jakeyboyofjoy4 2 года назад +51

    Yeah, he definitely isnt using a guide, thats how he knew the dragon would trigger. Lmfao

  • @mysite1012
    @mysite1012 2 года назад +95

    Oh how dare the enemy not give Phil the chance to heal himself. Don't they know he hates challenge and just wants to one hit kill them with a jump attack? How rude of the npcs to fight back, and how rude of FromSoftware.

    • @SemenDemon4
      @SemenDemon4 2 года назад +1

      If an enemy requires anything more than just mashing the attack button he loses his mind, no really, he's a lazy pile of garbage

    • @sakethsonu
      @sakethsonu 2 года назад +4

      "Fromsoft mistreated me" -Sir Phillibert von Beggington The Gouted

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 2 года назад +2

      And why they don't give him an overpowered lightning spear to cheese the enemies, bunch of lazy bums.

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 2 года назад +1

      @@sakethsonu "WHY do they fight back dood!? I was blhacking!! Delayed inputs man!"

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 2 года назад +1

      @@venomfuryx3250 Don't worry, he abuses red lightning in this game too.

  • @sinjin8576
    @sinjin8576 2 года назад +73

    The "weird calculation you're supposed to do in your head" is simple. It's called throw a rainbow rock and see if it breaks.
    EZ fall damage control

    • @brandonmccann15
      @brandonmccann15 2 года назад +8

      lol i didnt know u could do that thank u

    • @ungobungo7986
      @ungobungo7986 2 года назад +9

      Only point i agree with Phil on

    • @euric869
      @euric869 2 года назад +13

      It's still a dumb thing because of how inconsistent the height that you would die seems to change on location phil is right.

    • @GammaRingHunter
      @GammaRingHunter 2 года назад +8

      @@euric869 wrong, some dude even made a video about it look it up, it's not inconsistent

    • @CardboardBoxGod
      @CardboardBoxGod 2 года назад +2

      @@GammaRingHunter it’s not inconsistent but it’s really hard to eye ball on the whim especially if you’re caught in a moment of having to think on the go.

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 2 года назад +12

    Dave always thinks if a boss is off camera it can't hurt him anymore. 🤣

  • @SaguraXSousuke
    @SaguraXSousuke 2 года назад +71

    Dsp, the only guy to play this game from the start and still be this far behind everyone else. Pathetic.

    • @BeatRiceIsHere
      @BeatRiceIsHere 2 года назад +6

      *patetic

    • @SaguraXSousuke
      @SaguraXSousuke 2 года назад +1

      @@BeatRiceIsHere Right sorry :/

    • @bennyblanco8314
      @bennyblanco8314 2 года назад +4

      @@BeatRiceIsHere why are you correcting him when he spelled it right? its not spelled patetic wtf.

    • @BeatRiceIsHere
      @BeatRiceIsHere 2 года назад +5

      @@bennyblanco8314 There was a typo in the video title originally, it spelled "patetic" instead of "Pathetic"

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 года назад +5

      He is busy all day with other things, like uploading content and microwaving meals dood!

  • @thesavagemonster2910
    @thesavagemonster2910 2 года назад +55

    It's been nearly a month and he still hasn't beaten the game. Yet all he does for a living is play games. :derp:

    • @DarkPhoenix89
      @DarkPhoenix89 2 года назад +8

      Lol exactly. I've managed to beat this and Horizon. He started Elden Ring 2 weeks before me. xD

    • @williamroe9526
      @williamroe9526 2 года назад +9

      I work away from home and my PS5. I passed DSP this week, still don’t know how I did it because I suck at these kinds of games but I did it.

    • @CFKttv
      @CFKttv 2 года назад +6

      Yeah I've streamed 3 playthroughs of ER. Doing tiny Tina wonderlands for a bit but will return to ER, I'll probably complete Ng+4 before phail even beats malenia (unless he skips this particular boss, as him finding it without a walkthrough is doubtful) or even beats the game

    • @SpyguyStudios
      @SpyguyStudios 2 года назад +4

      @@CFKttv i pray to all the gods that DSP tries malenia. It'll be better than gundyr and ludwig put together

    • @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710
      @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 2 года назад +1

      @@CFKttv you don't really need a walk through to find her, she is easy to find. But it is Phil AND chat is holding his hand, so they are gonna tell him 100%

  • @pongopea
    @pongopea 2 года назад +48

    you can really tell he’s having a lot of fun with this game he’d definitely play even if he wasn’t receiving any money to do so

  • @MasterJim87
    @MasterJim87 2 года назад +32

    The fact he lost to wormface makes me laugh the most. That boss is Tibia Mariner level of easy and he still died to it.

    • @GodWarsX
      @GodWarsX 2 года назад +4

      Hahaha he died to the Mariner?
      Edit - wow my reading comprehension is kindergarten level hahaha

    • @godiebeard
      @godiebeard 2 года назад +3

      i love how he went so far from the boss when he was on full health and one hit away from winning

  • @1stsaitama343
    @1stsaitama343 2 года назад +30

    Stand before the boss and want him to wait for him to heal , what a genius 👏

    • @Sol217
      @Sol217 2 года назад +5

      Sad thing is Phils done that in every souls and souls like game, and in nioh waited for the boss to fully regen their health then start fighting them again..

  • @theunknown123454
    @theunknown123454 2 года назад +30

    Watching dsp's memberships fall lower and lower every stream is the cleanest, best pleasure.

    • @junglered2009
      @junglered2009 2 года назад +6

      Didn’t expect a tcap reference here

    • @JathanielLunnington
      @JathanielLunnington 2 года назад +2

      @@junglered2009 Detractors are an eclectic group lol

    • @juliusweiss5447
      @juliusweiss5447 2 года назад +1

      I thought that honor fell to 12 year olds, according to Wings. 🧐

  • @Duncaster
    @Duncaster 2 года назад +71

    Holy shit he’s extremely over leveled for this section of the game and he’s still getting bodied by damn near everything. I cannot wait for him to get to the late game bosses. I cannot wait for Phil to lose his shit after dying to Mohg or Malenia for the 40th time in a row

    • @dullinator1059
      @dullinator1059 2 года назад +7

      Melenia gonna get phil on His knees even better than Our Lord Ludwig did

    • @1un4cy
      @1un4cy 2 года назад +4

      He'll have to pull out all of the stops if he hopes to take out Malenia. I don't think he'll ever beat it by himself without summons... and that'll just be the first phase.

    • @critical-thinker666
      @critical-thinker666 2 года назад +4

      Dunno why ppl still talking about overleveling in this game,you will get 3 shoted with heavy armor and 50 vigor. Game has such insane trash balance that I whoud call it feature at this point 😏

    • @RH-wr3xm
      @RH-wr3xm 2 года назад +2

      @@critical-thinker666 I just did my first SL1 run - easier in this game then any other before it.
      ;)

    • @Hemulion
      @Hemulion 2 года назад +1

      @@1un4cy He is going to claim that bosses healing is bad game design dood and use Summons for both Male and Mohg because he paid for it and deserves it

  • @joshuamagruder2241
    @joshuamagruder2241 2 года назад +7

    Man really gets flabbergasted when a jump attack misses

  • @roybringus31
    @roybringus31 2 года назад +23

    He really is trying to milk this game for everything he possibly can

  • @dertythegrower
    @dertythegrower 2 года назад +18

    I have heard this guy say the game automatically hit his controller in about 9 out of 10 games he plays.

  • @jimg1787
    @jimg1787 2 года назад +25

    "You wanna know the truth? I'm probably one of the best overall gamers in the country" DSP 2009.

    • @pepperoni243
      @pepperoni243 2 года назад

      He is, its just this cryptic game by the morons at FromSoftware that doesn't let him heal, has terrible hitboxes and unfair mechanics, dood

    • @JustinAEvans
      @JustinAEvans 2 года назад +1

      lol did he actually say that? Hes delusional af

    • @Justmonika6969
      @Justmonika6969 2 года назад +1

      @@JustinAEvans yep, there's an old archived video floating around somewhere on RUclips even

  • @GodWarsX
    @GodWarsX 2 года назад +6

    I love his trying-to-hide-obvious-seething-anger laugh

  • @jleif7736
    @jleif7736 2 года назад +10

    I love how he expects to be able to heal, in the middle of a melee animation, followed up by hit stun from the dragon. It's almost as if Phil croaked tomorrow, literally every single complaint he's ever had in his life would just disappear....

  • @dahartluke8438
    @dahartluke8438 2 года назад +17

    This guys brain is a enigma, his logic behind his complaints is insane

    • @charetjc
      @charetjc 2 года назад

      DSP: He's completely off camera...
      Me: because you keep looking away from the boss
      DSP: ...a million miles away...
      Me: no, he's right there, but you keep looking the other way. I mean wtf, there's no timeout in a boss fight. Don't be surprised if the boss sucker punches you when you decide to let your eyes wander elsewhere. smh

  • @jbscotchman
    @jbscotchman 2 года назад +22

    It's totally the game and controller's fault. He's doing everything right.

    • @WolfSSSGaming
      @WolfSSSGaming 2 года назад +4

      He did nothing wrong.

    • @Usagi1992
      @Usagi1992 2 года назад +3

      @@WolfSSSGaming He did *EVERYTHING* correct!! OmegaLUL

  • @Coolreject
    @Coolreject 2 года назад +4

    the death blight animation in this game is so fucking cool

  • @fugoo8912
    @fugoo8912 2 года назад +24

    I love how he dives off the edge and then panic activates the horse just so he can try and blame the game 😂

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 года назад +4

      the guy always has to say the game did the bad action, and not him.. literally, like almost every game ive seen him say that when he dies.. especially street fighter the game hes supposedly a master at yet cannot get a trophy for it

    • @tommysanchez4757
      @tommysanchez4757 2 года назад +1

      @@dertythegrower Phil is what happens when you take literally 0 accountability for anything in your life ever, "nothing i could do" should be on his tombstone

  • @DrPhil-vw2pq
    @DrPhil-vw2pq 2 года назад +12

    I can't get over the fact that he's 40 years old

  • @jovialhovis107
    @jovialhovis107 2 года назад +21

    ah yes, the game has 'stupid cheesy bullshit'. says the man using known, OP noob weapon and hitting for 3k. hilarious.
    EDIT: i imagine getting slapped by a giant dragon might just maybe stun you. and healing directly in front of bosses should be something a 'veteran souls player' like master Phil should know already. he got punished enough for it in the other games

  • @Insane1Wombat
    @Insane1Wombat 2 года назад +3

    DSP is the kind of guy that would complain while he's mugging someone.

  • @matus19971
    @matus19971 2 года назад +3

    Dude's playstyle with open world bosses:
    - hit a boss down to 20% before the boss can even respond
    - die because he is so bad at the game that he cant take said boss below that 20%
    - rage and look for excuses
    Just wow..

  • @deadschooled
    @deadschooled 2 года назад +3

    Goddamn, he freaking waddles everywhere

  • @youtubecrack
    @youtubecrack 2 года назад +8

    DSP dies from jumping off of a cliff that's obviously too high up then complains about it how it doesn't add anything to the game....

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 года назад +2

      'what am i going to learn from having to jump off a high object and not live'

    • @pepperoni243
      @pepperoni243 2 года назад

      It adds +1 to his death counter, and that alone makes it worth it

  • @redwolfxl69
    @redwolfxl69 2 года назад +5

    imagine kat reading a speech at phils funeral saying: He was a simple man who did nothing wrong, did everything right. You see it was those shit-head trolls spreading shit to twitch...

  • @magicalhermitcrab5912
    @magicalhermitcrab5912 2 года назад +4

    So wait, did this man seriously cave and start using a death counter again? He's so fucking fickle, LMAO.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 2 года назад +3

      Not only that, but when his viewers asked him for it he said that a death counter is a "childish gimmick" lol

  • @AirJordanJetson
    @AirJordanJetson 2 года назад +1

    I like death blight more than curse cause at least when you die it grows a lil tree.

  • @JxKITCH
    @JxKITCH 2 года назад +1

    Ah yes, the insane calculations of fall damage and the crazy insane workings of it. So mysterious.

  • @ivorymantis1026
    @ivorymantis1026 2 года назад +3

    I uhh... Oddly like that bosses don't let you heal unless you plan for it.
    See, do you let an opponent in PvP heal for free? No, because you know what will happen if you don't. A boss not letting up pressure gives me the impression that the programmers wanted me to feel this same way; that the boss is going all-out and *respects me* as a character that it will do everything in it's power to try and kill me.
    It's like the boss monster recognizes that I'm somehow an existential threat. Then again, considering that your character keeps coming back means that if you were in the bosses situation, your death is essentially inevitable. As such it is doing all that it can.
    I love that. I don't like it when I feel people are going easy on me, in fact I absolutely hate it because it feels disrespectful. I'd rather get bodied by something doing their best than enter an equal fight with something holding back. It just feels more respectful in an odd way.

  • @terratheterribl
    @terratheterribl 2 года назад +1

    The most obvious sign of blame shifting in games is when someone stops saying "I just couldn't get it" and starts saying "my character didn't do what I told him to".

  • @Neziwi
    @Neziwi 2 года назад +3

    Lol, decides to sit in the death attack and try to "tank it" and then complains when he gets hit by a range attack and dies before it can go down. Sitting inside a death attack to swing away is such an unnecessary risk, probably impatience.

  • @luckybrand6762
    @luckybrand6762 2 года назад +4

    Hyper leveled as shit for that dragon and can’t even win with his cheese strategy. Incredibly impatient.

    • @lewispooper3138
      @lewispooper3138 2 года назад +1

      Cheese strategy?

    • @1un4cy
      @1un4cy 2 года назад +1

      @@lewispooper3138 fighting on horseback can often trivialize a lot of overworld fights

    • @lewispooper3138
      @lewispooper3138 2 года назад

      @@1un4cy that’s not cheese and the horse is ass

  • @generalgk
    @generalgk 2 года назад +1

    Rule #1 of fighting a dragon in any game ever: Attack it from the side

  • @kennydawson5098
    @kennydawson5098 2 года назад +2

    You mean the thing that wants to kill you doesn't want you to heal?!?! Camaan Doood!!!!!

  • @cerebralisk
    @cerebralisk 2 года назад +3

    lol he's getting to learn one of the crucial facts that has been determined looking into the hitboxes recently, jumps don't actually have s like people assumed they just deactivate part of your hitbox for a while

    • @donovanmahan2901
      @donovanmahan2901 2 года назад +1

      I figured the no I frames on jumping was a given, even the partial intangibility is quite forgiving for what is basic movement in most games.

    • @cerebralisk
      @cerebralisk 2 года назад

      @@donovanmahan2901 yeah and honestly the partial intangibility may or may not be 100% intentional, it might just be a consequence of how the animations work

  • @Openda547
    @Openda547 2 года назад +13

    Squeez the nana 🍌🍌🍌🍌 ack ack ack

  • @afzalhakeen4941
    @afzalhakeen4941 2 года назад +1

    dsp has the weirdest mouth

  • @alansquared
    @alansquared 2 года назад +1

    To think of all the bloodstains in this game and how many of them are his.

  • @devinbuerger4192
    @devinbuerger4192 2 года назад +1

    How Phil was ever decent at a fighting game positively mystifies me

  • @InfestedJester
    @InfestedJester 2 года назад +2

    The Forrest Gump haircut he had last time was hilarious, whatever the fuck he got this time is much worse.

  • @darkone666
    @darkone666 2 года назад +4

    76 hours in and Phill is not even up to the tree sentinel yet, 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @razorloboerrol
      @razorloboerrol 2 года назад

      Draconic tree sentinel. I'm sorry he killed me 40 plus times.

    • @razorloboerrol
      @razorloboerrol 2 года назад +1

      @FatalPies I didn't know that. I just thought I was bad at the game. Which I was. Beat him with Scarlet rot in the end. Thanks for the info.

    • @darkone666
      @darkone666 2 года назад

      @@razorloboerrol nice work 👍

    • @razorloboerrol
      @razorloboerrol 2 года назад

      @@darkone666 Thanks, though I don't know why.

  • @RetroWrathX13B
    @RetroWrathX13B 2 года назад

    "Don't make me think" -Supposed Valedictorian, 2022

  • @DCeasedbrickbuilds
    @DCeasedbrickbuilds 5 месяцев назад +1

    The best thing about the spear is its Ash Of War, but he never uses it. Doesn’t know a thing about crafting. Completely lacks simple game mechanics knowledge. Blames everyone & everything in the world for his mistakes.

  • @biggumstevens1784
    @biggumstevens1784 2 года назад

    How to tell you are watching a scrub.
    Golden halibard
    Rohdans armor.

  • @jamesfarmer5967
    @jamesfarmer5967 2 года назад +1

    1:00 Fall damage isn't an arbitrary calculation, its based on fall height and its between 16 and 19 meters you take between 40 and 60% hp and anything over 20 meters is just a death

    • @generalgk
      @generalgk 2 года назад

      Except when it’s not. I’ve fallen off huge cliffs and lived.

    • @jamesfarmer5967
      @jamesfarmer5967 2 года назад

      @@generalgk oh it was probably cause you hit something that stopped you short of one of the break points when you landed
      so like if in one position you'd hit something that was raised on the ground like a rock outcropping that puts the ground at less than 16 meters from your initial point of drop then you take no fall damage, likewise if you were close enough to the upper end of 19 meters but not close enough to 20 because of something you landed on being slightly closer to the ledge's z coordinate then you could just survive while taking the maximum possible fall damage its just that the variance in terrain clutter and such between different locations can cause random differences in height depending on where you land which throws off your break point from one zone to the other

  • @Alxmir23
    @Alxmir23 2 года назад

    not even hard to know what distance you can survive dropping down

  • @Joe-xp6un
    @Joe-xp6un 2 года назад +5

    Title needs a spellcheck, M101.

  • @christianallison3877
    @christianallison3877 2 года назад +1

    How the hell has be been streaming for 10 plus years and he is still terrible at every video game he plays?

  • @venomfuryx3250
    @venomfuryx3250 2 года назад

    A 40 years old whiny baby.

  • @harrymalcolm3021
    @harrymalcolm3021 2 года назад

    How long is the balloons going to stay for

  • @1un4cy
    @1un4cy 2 года назад

    K i'm a bit confused about Ancient Dragon Lansseux, why doesn't it just fly away at like 75% health like it usually does?

    • @DarksydePhilip
      @DarksydePhilip 2 года назад

      It always flew away at 50% for me

    • @shiroamakusa8075
      @shiroamakusa8075 7 месяцев назад

      She only flees in the encounter at the slope coming up from the Ruin-Strewn Precipice.

  • @Mornings
    @Mornings 2 года назад +2

    40 year old spends birthday yelling at video game and begging viewers for WWE Champions money. SAD!

  • @slipstream7324
    @slipstream7324 2 года назад +3

    i need banana..

  • @summ.3433
    @summ.3433 2 года назад +1

    At this rate with how slow and over levelled DSP is, he'll be level 300 before he fights Malenia with a 1000+ deaths.

    • @Duncaster
      @Duncaster 2 года назад

      Even then she’d still body him over 50 times

  • @tonytots5698
    @tonytots5698 2 года назад

    Wooow haha that second fall is just too much

  • @dogf421
    @dogf421 2 года назад

    dsp mad about the fact that the boss wont let him heal when hes literally right next to them

  • @JIMJAMSC
    @JIMJAMSC 2 года назад +4

    I would LOVE to see a game dev/programmer add in a character that at first glance you know it's DSP. Have the NPC have all of his annoying sayings, the complaining, requiring handholding from all the other npcs and basically just ack ack and snort his way around the game.
    It would smash DSC's already insecurity, Do it!

    • @juliusweiss5447
      @juliusweiss5447 2 года назад

      I think the best part is that Dave couldn’t complain about it without having to finally admit that he knows what all the troll memes are about him that he says he swears he doesn’t pay attention to, because how else would he know it was a character making fun of him unless he knew?

  • @johnnyreddington6333
    @johnnyreddington6333 2 года назад

    I demand all future references to the word “horse” be replaced with “khet”

  • @smokedya420
    @smokedya420 2 года назад +1

    I dont get the fight bosses on a horse strategy i am on ng+ 2 and never fought any boss on my horse i only use horse to ride place to place or jump on stuff. it seems the horse strategy n run away or jump r2 are phil's only strategy.

  • @SuperNovaHeights_
    @SuperNovaHeights_ 2 года назад +1

    Just another chill stream

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 2 года назад

    NO YOU GOTTA BE KIDDINGBBBBBBBB! What the hell was that?

  • @DispairNL
    @DispairNL 2 года назад

    1:00 tard moment nr 1.... "Oh bosses wont let me heal " Boss : " Of course Philbert , i will stop my attack for 10 seconds just so you can chug , its only my job to stop you "

  • @tacotone
    @tacotone 2 года назад +1

    I can't wait for the THIYDP

  • @WhomAmI
    @WhomAmI 2 года назад +1

    If the Pig beats it without trouble, the game is easy. If the pig is challenged or does something wrong due to pressure, the game is dumb.

  • @JCM-x84
    @JCM-x84 2 года назад

    .... Dave could have used a rainbow stone to test his fall distance O_o

  • @Ruthlesss86
    @Ruthlesss86 2 года назад +1

    Melania....... I can't wait to watch every excuse

  • @DN4U9252
    @DN4U9252 2 года назад

    Never uses the lock on option, then complains he can't land hits..

  • @jonathansoko1085
    @jonathansoko1085 2 года назад +1

    I just watched like 40 hours of DSP attempting to play the witcher 3. My god, i feel like i need 3 showers after that. I have never seen a grown man ignore so many mechanics in a game, and not read at all.... and then get so mad at the game instead of himself for messing up. Dont do what i did. I couldnt look away though, every few minutes he would blow my mind more. The game tells him what to do, like use the blast ability to get through a wall, and he sits there throwing out igni for 10 minutes screaming at the game lmao He used more food in ONE boss fight than i did in an entire playthrough

  • @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710
    @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 2 года назад +3

    it is so funny that he still thinks that just bc an enemy is off camera, they aren't allowed to attack him and the death is unfair.

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 2 года назад

      Just like in any fps..if he can't see the person that shot him that means he wasn't really there 😂

    • @shadowoctopus990
      @shadowoctopus990 2 года назад +2

      The way Phil sees it, or doesn't in this case, if it's not in line of sight, it ceases to exist.
      Still wrapping my head around Phil managing to live until 40 years of age.

    • @junglered2009
      @junglered2009 2 года назад

      He really takes the phrase ‘out of sight, out of mind’ to heart

  • @hippster445
    @hippster445 2 года назад

    Bro how does one have so many deaths and not even be at the capital yet? What the fuck lmao

  • @huntermcneely7596
    @huntermcneely7596 2 года назад +1

    Someone tell him that they do in fact have fall damage lol

  • @Pkerswag
    @Pkerswag 2 года назад +4

    I love it when he says 'they' when talking about the game
    Who is 'they', Phil?
    Schizo tier

  • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
    @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer 2 года назад +1

    *40 year old man complains that a game won't him coast through a game easily*
    He sounds more like a 10 year old than a 40 year old.

  • @whyamitoxic9148
    @whyamitoxic9148 2 года назад +3

    Phil: Heals while standing inches away from dragon
    Dragon: Punishes Phil
    Phil: kham on dood! Dis stoopid game won't let me heal! Bullshit!

  • @johnnycaralta
    @johnnycaralta 2 года назад +5

    He's right about one thing. The fall damage is completely broken.

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 2 года назад

      Not really. I mean yeah there's too small a window for damage but no death, but it's otherwise pretty lenient

    • @johnnycaralta
      @johnnycaralta 2 года назад

      @@bobobsen Not at all. You can fall ten foot, land on a slope, walk four steps, then die.
      Last night I dropped MAYBE twice the height of torrent, walked two steps, dropped about the same height again, walked a couple steps, then died.
      It's completely inconsistent and there's no real rules being followed. Hence, it's broken.

    • @xvnz
      @xvnz 2 года назад

      Here are the rules ruclips.net/video/Fm-QA4rZPYk/видео.html

    • @johnnycaralta
      @johnnycaralta 2 года назад

      @@xvnz This video didn't inform me or prove anything I didn't know. It also didn't disprove anything I said.

    • @KingDusk278
      @KingDusk278 2 года назад +2

      I don’t know common sense would tell you not to jump off a certain height that can potentially kill you, I wouldn’t even trust sliding down the wall since it still qualifies you as “falling”.

  • @DrDank
    @DrDank 2 года назад +1

    I don’t like dark souls or souls like games, but I’ve fallen in love with elden ring, and I’ve gotta say, Phil is even worse than me

  • @TheOnlyHypercam
    @TheOnlyHypercam 2 года назад

    I get upset when he gets close to beating a boss that he keeps complaining about

  • @TROLLSTIN13
    @TROLLSTIN13 2 года назад +1

    I platinum the ps5 and 4 version of this game and he still can’t beat the game.

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 2 года назад

    I believe he should have tried to sprint or jump from the dragon cause he was pretty stun locked and getting away then healing is the smarter thing to do instead of try to heal and muscle through an attack a meter or two from the bosses nose. But what else is new Phil is so afraid of dying he panic heals without fail thinking that getting health back is more important than avoiding the follow up strikes.

  • @the_seeker.entity9206
    @the_seeker.entity9206 2 года назад +2

    Phil kinda right tho fall damage is ass. I really don’t see the reason why it’s there. Like I have yet to see geography that being able to fall down would hurt the game. I mean obviously on foot fall damage should destroy you. Just not the magical horse, you know?

    • @Necroverse19
      @Necroverse19 2 года назад +1

      Forces you to be mindful of your surroundings.

    • @the_seeker.entity9206
      @the_seeker.entity9206 2 года назад

      @@Necroverse19 I mean granted all you have to do is throw a rock but damn do I cry a little inside when I think I can go somewhere a sudden cliff appears

  • @playstationgamer8759
    @playstationgamer8759 2 года назад

    I’m still waiting for him to fight Melanie

  • @_doublea
    @_doublea 2 года назад +1

    Straight up skill issue. No matter how over leveled he gets, his skills r terrible. Also he complains about the camera but u can kinda see how he flicks the analog stick to move his camera instead of guiding it

  • @Watchalone
    @Watchalone 2 года назад +1

    He play souls game like musou game.

  • @youdontknowmegigna
    @youdontknowmegigna 2 года назад

    3:40
    Phil never developed object permanence.

  • @kevinmajorca
    @kevinmajorca 2 года назад +1

    Is that Gout the birthday boy!? He has done the dragon fights for how many times now. It's always the same freaking moves. Why is he just tapping the horse boost and draining his stamina into nothing? These attacks are super easy to dodge and he's failing so much. What is this? 😂🤣

  • @thepringleman4886
    @thepringleman4886 2 года назад +3

    He complains about fall damage but then goes on about the game not being realistic enough. Classic Dave

  • @BartBoyBlu9234
    @BartBoyBlu9234 2 года назад

    Can you please reintroduce Phil saying "just give me moneyyyy" into your edits? I can't find it anywhere and it's gold.

  • @tiggie_96
    @tiggie_96 2 года назад

    It’s so sad to see this is how he spends his birthday lol

  • @Zealolicious
    @Zealolicious 2 года назад

    Can someone mod a Souls game to give DSP everything he wants

  • @wearenotyourkind666
    @wearenotyourkind666 2 года назад

    There’s no way he beat radahn and got his armor lmao this guy gets destroyed by regular enemies someone had to drop that for him

  • @wolftales5203
    @wolftales5203 2 года назад

    Holy shit he died to Wormface...and i thought i was the worst player

  • @MrThelonicus
    @MrThelonicus 2 года назад

    This is difficult to watch but 3:30 made it worthwhile

  • @carlospitteri3146
    @carlospitteri3146 2 года назад

    The moment this he is not getting the tips goals you know Phil is gonna drop it hard, he doesn't have the drive to even try on games anymore lmao. The best part is no one is gonna pivot to his other playthrough and we are gonna see even more salt than now about him complaining that ppl only want Elden ring

  • @chizzle5235
    @chizzle5235 2 года назад +4

    He did nothing wrong. He did everything correct.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 года назад +2

      'The game did that horse move, not me'
      It's always the magical controller moving itself in games.

    • @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710
      @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 2 года назад

      @@dertythegrower that happened to me once. called for torrent and he ran off a ledge and i died. easy thing is to just not hold forward while calling for him and that won't happen lol

  • @JerryD9000
    @JerryD9000 2 года назад +2

    Phil: the magic 'physics aren't accurate in this game.
    Also Phil: Realistic fall damage is bullshit.