7:32 "I noticed my streams are kind of cut into two segments. I feel like everyone on the server stream are cut up in two segments: before Tommy gets on and after Tommy gets on" Tommy is a storm, a hurricane. He brings chaos wherever he goes. 8:46 on the Space Station idea, you could make a full size ISS. It is giant and maybe a little tight, but could make a nice build on the server's sky 14:54 a phantom? But weren't those disabled in the server?
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Tommy: “your my enemy.”
Purp: “why am I your enemy?”
Tommy: “I decided yesterday.”
You're*
@@pixelgui7094 no
@@butler7962 no???? Alright.
@@horatio1316 no
Butler no
Be careful Purpled, he’s a lawyer
ok k
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k ko
You should make a block for block recreate your favorite bed wars map in the dream smp
I like this suggestion
it's a good suggestion
His favourite map is Lighthouse he said it in his Bedwars maps tier list video.
Alex Cooper Spinning Disk that would be sick
Yes!
Thats not the kind of smp this is. It would ptobably turn into a warground and get destroyed within a month lmao
I like how in Tommy's own stream he's like "YEAA B*TCHH BOYY
and in purples stream he's like
"wait no give me my stuff back D:"
Cave chicken is probably the johnsonboss of chickens
"I am cave chicken"
Thank you for your wisdom, cave chimkin
Only OG fans remember Johnsonboss
I would like for Mogang to add cave chickens
Lan sen buralarda gezermiydin
2Fast4u I’m Johnsonboss
“Tommy causes all the trouble” Purpled proceeds to start the trouble.
I love how Grayson is the most chill person when speaking but you can see the fire in his eyes when he’s determined to win a war.
I literally thought the same thing but didnt know how to say it. You said it perfectly.
LMAO WHEN TUBBO SAID "you still broke his elevator man it took a lot more time than your life"
Unskippable 15 seconds ads are starting to become a thing on youtube and I fear it
Double 15 second unskippable ads:
@@Jynxxxxy I've seen this dark tehnique used only once before...
this power.. thank you, sun tzu
Always have been
@Kai McColl What? Are you on heroin or something, friend?
"I just felt like killing TommyInnit"
1000 bits
Joe Buden he said he would do it for the donation, instead of the donater requesting it.
Me 2
Understandable, have a nice day
remember Purpled is blue to george.. i guess he’s called burpled for a reason
That’s fun
That’s fun
That’s fun
That’s fun
That's not fun
_“Leads make this so much easier”_
*2 Seconds Later...*
_“Gosh, this is awful!”_
(5:35)
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“I was on the Dream SMP, and i felt like killing TommyInnit. And he didn’t really like that, so he put me in jail”
-Purpled, 2020
i like this kind of universe
Rewatching this and i forgot about the
"No one is smart in this world, everyone is stupid"
"I am smart, I am Purpled"
"My brain is large"
Purpled: *Is on trial*
Also Purpled: *I'm bored, bye*
we learning life lessons here
if on trial
just say you’re bored and leave :)
Imagine your on trial for murder and your just like “I’m bored bye”
I’d love to see purpled explain the American school system to Tommy
“Borrow, use, obtain.” -Sun tzu, art of war
What?
He said that as i read your comment
“War is never the answer war is the question and the answer is always yes”
Purpleds horse gets hit
Purpled: someone is going to die
When he was in the call with sapnap, Sapnap was so clam yet veeryy
Intimidating
Calm*
Daniel Eats EVERYTHING y ur name
MrAverage Dude because he eats everything
@@sewersllvt nah, he was a mussell
skeppy Stan alert
The purpled behind the slaughter
why I made the joke :)
Oh is it from the living tombstone?
the child behind the slaughter
The American behind the British slaughter
0:11 HE A LAWYER HE KNOWS WHAT HE DOING
7:32 "I noticed my streams are kind of cut into two segments. I feel like everyone on the server stream are cut up in two segments: before Tommy gets on and after Tommy gets on"
Tommy is a storm, a hurricane. He brings chaos wherever he goes.
8:46 on the Space Station idea, you could make a full size ISS. It is giant and maybe a little tight, but could make a nice build on the server's sky
14:54 a phantom? But weren't those disabled in the server?
“Be careful, I’m a lawyer”
-Tubbo
“I don’t want anyone to know about my stuff”
Purpled: goin to kill Tomas with it then gets stolen
Tommy: 4 is never good
Me: I must find a new favorite number
Tommy clearly has the Mista effect
i love hearing purpled swear
My weird addiction
Weirdchamp
Weirdchamp
SOMEONE SAID IN CHAT “hii im in your zoom class” LMAOO
"There is George from Dream"
*Ouch*
Glad this bit keeps going
Glad this bit keeps going
Glad this bit keeps going
Glad this bit keeps going
Glad this bit keeps going
President: Surely there is no worse warden than that guy over there that shall remain un named
Tommy:
Hey purpled, what about building small planets around UFO with a connection? That could look cool
Me: So Sapnap how many pets have you killed
Sapnap: Yes
Purpled: what enchantments do we need? unbreaking protection mending
Thorns: am I a joke to you
I miss these days of the smp honestly
No one:
*purpled* My skeleton horse died
My skeleton horse died
My skeleton horse died
“i just felt like killing tommy innit.”
valid cause. jury should’ve let you off the hook.
*Dream just wishes he can escape jail.*
"They call me the survival expert for that reason"
Just came from the fnaf stream my heart is still poundinggg
same
the fnaf stream was so fun, and can someone explain how hes that good
Splinty built different 😎
“That chicken has just experienced the rapture” XD its so true tho
This is kind of like an emergency meeting in among us when your about to be ejected and you are trying to defend yourself
i remember watching tommy's vid "manipulating idiots"
Dream SMP-"I am very upset right now"
Bedwars-"jhonsonnboss is very upset right now"
Purpled : I’ll name you a dum name like Tommy.
Me my name being Tommy: welp
"You know stealing is illegal on this server" -TommyInnit
Me: HYPOCRITE
To the 1% of people who see this you have to know that i don't care :)
Abt what?
Shxdow It’s a play on a bot msg
Awww you cared enough to type this :)
he got me in the first half ill admit (or she :) )
great, i don't care
either
Purpled: Leads make this so much better
Purpled 5 seconds later: You cows are stupid.
14:52 Reminds me of Gordon Ramsay
How’s Cave Chicken?
He edited the clip where he lost all his leverage to make him look less stupid
12:20 "what you gonna do if there's a child Infront of you"
Purpled: *HIT*!
Good thing the jail wasn't Pandora's vault.
I waited 22 minutes for that. What ever on to another Purpled video.
I'd suggest increasing the blur of the background footage in the intro. For a moment I thought I put my glasses away.
5:07 cursed look at the zombo
“Can you guys imagine how dumb this place would look without the giant UFO that looks really cool because I sure can’t” haha yeah…
S- stop, ur just making me sad
2019: stay away from sick people
2020: stay away from *people*
2021: *stay away*
2022: *a w a y*
Purpled: wants cow farm, laughs in technoblade
tommy : your my enemy
purpled : why am i your enemy
"tubbo"
-Purpled, 2020
“I need to go villiger breeding”
-purpled 2021
*dream furiously taking notes*
This got recommended to me the day AFTER dream gets put in Sam’s prison
When your Dog got Lost :
Rip doggo
When he got bacc:
Nevermind he back
Hey purp!! Just wanted to say I love ur videos and you make my day!!
Little did they know the words 'escaping the prison' would mean far more than it does right now
bruh the salt of the chat when tommy gets his stuff is unreal
Purples: I’m gonna name these cows stupid names
Also purpled: I’m gonna name you tommy
"When dog champ die, i will be full john wick mode"
purple : I will go john wick mode if dogchamp die and kill Everyone
Technoblade : Really.... Oki
Purpled i dare you to grief tommyInnits house
No we dont want another war..we also dont want to see Dogchamp die
Very little you can do to Tommy’s house that hasn’t already been done lmao
"betrayal must be paid back by blood"-HAYABUSA
Yes there is 2 stages of streaming on the dream smp
Boring time (without tommy)
POG time (with tommy)
Purpled: I got 2, count em 2 diamond pickaxe
Pliza: full Netheright Armour and weponds
Me: Watches purpled
Purpled: YoUr NoT sUbScRiBeD?!???!?!
Me: Yes I am
Also me: *not subscribed*
Also Also me: visible confusion
Purpled: is streaming
Also purpled: I don’t really want ppl to know
i just got new glasses for blue light and the first part was blurry and i literally thought i had destroyed my eyes
8:55 *notice how the chat goes crazy screaming that tommy is live*
Me when I saw purpled die to fall damage: 8:13
Waters omg their was no wote bucket
Purpled: I am purpled my brain is big
Me: no ur brain is purple
He should add a button that shows a low quality image of “how”
Cows: moo
Purpled: you are looking very submissive and breedable today
I thought I was the only person who just felt like killing innit on minecraft
Just for people who don’t live in the uk:
U= Ungraded
1=lower E
2=E
3=D
4=Lower C | Pass
5=C
6=B
7=A
8=lower A*
9= A*
Tommy pretty much stole the stuff yet the chat is calling him mean when Purpled doesn't give him 5 diamonds lol
Edit: I know it's a bit
Purpled: how do i get blaze powder? Tubbo has some i can steal-borrow-use-obtain.
Me: Excuse WHaAAaaAaAT
The fact that my two fav dream smp members are Purpled and tommy
8:20 Oh my god what are you? (Bruh sound effect)
"I don't think Tubbo_ knew what he was doing"
Purpled discovered about the flying Strider before Fundy.
5:50 huge Boffy energy there lol
Man I’ve been waiting for this vid
At 9:25 when he was using replay mod his chat started saying he was using freecam LMAOOOO
I love it how purpled is the only one actually playing Minecraft on the server
''Revenge isn't the answer, except when it is.''
-Tommy innit
15:43 yooooo a 4 on the AP test is good. It’s out of 5 if you live in the USA. Purple knows what’s up
It’s like the best bedwars strat!! You break the jail and place the blocks back and they will never know!!
I love Purpled so much,he's so hilarious ❤️❤️❤️
Dream SMP now with the prison:
Purpled kills tommyinit
Tubbi: HAZ AH