Crime Scene Cleaner is like Viscera except I'm complicit in a lot of crimes

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @erms111
    @erms111 6 дней назад +247

    Thumbnail is SICK, John. Love the art style.

    • @shotaaizawaeraserhead564
      @shotaaizawaeraserhead564 5 дней назад +3

      Literally such a banger

    • @LoafBoyRye
      @LoafBoyRye 3 дня назад +3

      Thank you!

    • @MaxIsWell_
      @MaxIsWell_ День назад +1

      ​@@LoafBoyRye you're actually goated

    • @LoafBoyRye
      @LoafBoyRye День назад +1

      @@MaxIsWell_ me when my persona is actually a goat/rabbit 😭😭

  • @Scorpinock
    @Scorpinock 5 дней назад +60

    If I am not mistaken the OG Jake from State Farm was some random employee that won a work contest to be in a TV ad. The commercial did really well so they got the guy to do a bunch or whatever but after a bit some corpo at the top decided they should have a real actor as Jake. So they rebranded him.

    • @Zeldagirlartist
      @Zeldagirlartist 2 дня назад +2

      It’s weird that they’d rebrand the person instead of create a new character, especially since it was done with a minority it just feels more like every other white character they swap to black for diversity points

  • @jordanspalding3825
    @jordanspalding3825 6 дней назад +72

    John you have become my favorite RUclipsr.

    • @Kryoz
      @Kryoz  6 дней назад +63

      yay!

  • @amandadailey398
    @amandadailey398 6 дней назад +55

    To answer your question blood is plasma, byffy coat, and rbcs. (plasma) consists of 90% water, proteins, inorganic salts, lipids, and sugars. The proteins in particular are fibrinogen which is the coagulating component, along with others. Humans contain about 1.5 gallons of blood but produce millions of RBCs every second. I work in a lab.

    • @panick3949
      @panick3949 5 дней назад

      But would it be at the bottom though

    • @amandadailey398
      @amandadailey398 5 дней назад +4

      @panick3949 Well, after spinning it down, the red blood cells would be at the bottom, the white blood cells in the middle, and the plasma sits on top. So yes, the red we are used to seeing sinks to the bottom.

    • @knilorebardus2519
      @knilorebardus2519 5 дней назад +1

      MLT here and this comment made my nerdy day! 😊

  • @NewBubble231
    @NewBubble231 6 дней назад +39

    1:44 i walked out for two seconds and come back to both my cats watching

  • @miacook1008
    @miacook1008 6 дней назад +9

    Clicked on video and realized the beginning was John responding to my chat about Jake. What a wonderful day! 0:02

  • @jasminedestin1248
    @jasminedestin1248 6 дней назад +211

    bruhhh you dont understand first jake couldnt handle the harassment bruh do ur research on jake from state from

    • @Kryoz
      @Kryoz  6 дней назад +265

      why do i have to do research when u did it for me and told me the answer!! much easier!! and now i know!!

    • @I_Toxic_I
      @I_Toxic_I 6 дней назад +9

      ​@@Kryoz😂

    • @Joker53666
      @Joker53666 6 дней назад +2

      they’re all Jake’s 😮

    • @mickimaxd2683
      @mickimaxd2683 6 дней назад +1

      Dude you can't even spell farm you literally said from what is wrong with you 😂

    • @mickimaxd2683
      @mickimaxd2683 6 дней назад +1

      Go press on your comment and then edit it 😂 please man it made my brain lose cells

  • @m1nji
    @m1nji 5 дней назад +17

    bro said 'fuck you marty' and i deadass jumped out of my skin cuz thats my name 😭48:01

  • @OllieOxyn
    @OllieOxyn 6 дней назад +86

    I love the thumbnail! The game is a little upsetting for me but I'm glad others can enjoy it!

    • @Kryoz
      @Kryoz  6 дней назад +81

      is it because im bad at cleaning?

    • @OllieOxyn
      @OllieOxyn 6 дней назад +20

      lol no, it's not your fault. I just can't stop thinking about the implications of cleaning up the murders of innocent people and preventing justice from being reached.

    • @Hailvian
      @Hailvian 6 дней назад +18

      ​​@@OllieOxynif it helps, this is an actual job, people are hired to come in after investigations happen, its not preventing those investigations, its just because biohazards need to be cleaned up for a variety or reasons
      Edit: nvm lmao this is not just cleaning, I just was in the comments too early

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 дня назад +2

      @@HailvianThe one in game is also a real job, just not as legal

    • @OllieOxyn
      @OllieOxyn 4 дня назад

      @@Hailvian Absolutely, and I wish this game were to focus on that career. I actually love watching those crime scene cleaning videos because of the care and respect shown

  • @ashymacks8379
    @ashymacks8379 6 дней назад +36

    i dated a guy that later killed his grandparents, if that counts.

    • @1BlueRozez1
      @1BlueRozez1 6 дней назад +6

      Is he still out n about?

    • @listenboi
      @listenboi 5 дней назад +6

      that’s fucking awful omg

    • @ashymacks8379
      @ashymacks8379 3 дня назад

      @@1BlueRozez1 he pled insanity & was getting the help he needed, but that was over a decade ago 😵‍💫

    • @multiversegodttv708
      @multiversegodttv708 9 часов назад

      You should get back with him he seems alright​@ashymacks8379

  • @fapple__1872
    @fapple__1872 6 дней назад +4

    Oh man, i was just thinking recently when you would upload this video, fantastic.

  • @tcrow5144
    @tcrow5144 5 дней назад +5

    Today, Jake Stone has left his job at State Farm and is now working as a bartender in Pub II in Normal, Illinois, where a pair of his khakis have been framed and hung. In a 2023 interview, Stone joked about wearing khakis despite no longer being in the State Farm commercials. He commented (via People):Sep 30, 2024

    • @felronis
      @felronis 4 дня назад

      The pub is right off ISU campus and food is eh, but was nice to just go and see the khakis. Used to live in Bloomington/Normal for a while.

  • @pinkbirock343
    @pinkbirock343 5 дней назад +1

    i can finally rewatch this game, i love cleaning games

  • @felronis
    @felronis 4 дня назад +1

    Haha I love when people talk about Jake from State Farm. He signed his khaki's and put them in a bar that he worked at in the town I used to live in. Pubb II in Normal IL is where the khakis live now, went to see them in person lol.
    Bar is 'eh and right off campus so unless really wanting to see his khaki's as a trophy there's not much reason to go.

  • @TeapotWitch
    @TeapotWitch 3 дня назад

    1:45 oh my god that song brought back such good memories

  • @mirelaoros-schneider3379
    @mirelaoros-schneider3379 6 дней назад +2

    literally the earliest ive ever been to a video oh my glorp YAY IM SO HAPPY

  • @HelenNorfolk-m3r
    @HelenNorfolk-m3r 6 дней назад +2

    I love these frfr comfort creator

  • @Maple_Syrup
    @Maple_Syrup 6 дней назад +2

    Fire thumbnail big dawg

  • @broimdeaddd
    @broimdeaddd 3 дня назад +1

    The new Jake from Statefarm's real name is... Kevin.

    • @Kryoz
      @Kryoz  3 дня назад +1

      i m about to crash out .. . .

  • @alexandrapolley4727
    @alexandrapolley4727 6 дней назад

    I love when we get blessed with a long video from John

  • @holy.water.
    @holy.water. 6 дней назад +5

    this game actually made me curious about being a crime scene cleaner, but it turns out they make less than regular janitors. I don’t know why anyone would work that job irl lmfao

    • @I_Toxic_I
      @I_Toxic_I 6 дней назад +1

      From what I could find they make more then most janitors

    • @someonerandom1119
      @someonerandom1119 4 дня назад

      If they make less its because they have less jobs to do tbf, janitors work every day typically and most places done have violent bloody crime scenes evwry day

  • @BiblicallyAccurateAngel.
    @BiblicallyAccurateAngel. 5 дней назад

    Love the crime scene cleaning videos

  • @Blackraven6
    @Blackraven6 5 дней назад +1

    A rat
    A rubber rat
    A rubber rat with mice
    And mice make me crazy ah

  • @haltheballer
    @haltheballer 6 дней назад +2

    i love when we get the webcam!

  • @warriorcatgeek4432
    @warriorcatgeek4432 6 дней назад

    I always put you on in the background! Keep up the good work!❤

  • @emersontrevino1348
    @emersontrevino1348 2 дня назад

    dude 1:10:58 had me CACKLING like that was hilarious to me idk why

  • @frank8193
    @frank8193 6 дней назад +9

    Philadelphia

    • @Kryoz
      @Kryoz  6 дней назад +16

      haha totally

  • @listenboi
    @listenboi 5 дней назад +1

    once again, the fucking thumbnail art is YUMMMMM OHHHH i could stare at it for days. what a fantastic fucking job.

  • @lexidorsey3952
    @lexidorsey3952 6 дней назад +1

    More of this pls

  • @minideathlord
    @minideathlord 5 дней назад

    This Reminds me of viscera due to the cleaning but. Also teardown with doing possibly shady jobs for clients.

  • @unknwon999
    @unknwon999 6 дней назад +1

    3:16 mom said we can die alone together if your mom’s okay with it

  • @stanislawpawlowski5329
    @stanislawpawlowski5329 5 дней назад

    You remind me of a crew's driver from edgerunners, with the way you styled yourself in the thumbnail. Very cool Kryoz

    • @LoafBoyRye
      @LoafBoyRye 3 дня назад

      Thank you? I Never watched that series tbh

  • @donavanwilkins9327
    @donavanwilkins9327 6 дней назад +1

    When your ADHD shows in your gaming. That's great.😆

  • @IHUFFNOSS
    @IHUFFNOSS 3 дня назад

    You deserve more views

  • @liltractorboy
    @liltractorboy 5 дней назад

    Your brain is like a time capsule of the early 2000s

  • @brookersmither2213
    @brookersmither2213 6 дней назад +1

    New John sleep video ❤❤ love you platonically my favorite RUclipsr 🫶

  • @tcrow5144
    @tcrow5144 5 дней назад

    The original Jake, the real-life State Farm agent named Jake Stone, made around $10,000 for his role as himself in the commercial.

  • @OblivionPrime
    @OblivionPrime 6 дней назад +2

    why does the voice actor remind me of the dude from postal games

  • @King_Of_Lolis
    @King_Of_Lolis 6 дней назад +1

    is cleaner voice of the dude from postal 2?

  • @noahmyrick1594
    @noahmyrick1594 6 дней назад

    I luv ur videos man

  • @martinhybelbauer4857
    @martinhybelbauer4857 6 дней назад

    yo kryoz! i love you dude!

  • @Nitrogen-Philips
    @Nitrogen-Philips 6 дней назад +2

    The guys that gamble in my class room is getting worse. Before, they would gamble with 5kr (0.5 usd) but now they do round up to 1000kr (100 usd) and sometimes vbucks. W/L?

    • @callmefrederik
      @callmefrederik 6 дней назад +1

      Excuse me what ?

    • @listenboi
      @listenboi 5 дней назад +1

      ayo kr? kroner? 🤨🇩🇰❓*insert greenland’s and faroe islands’ flags*❓

    • @Nitrogen-Philips
      @Nitrogen-Philips 4 дня назад +1

      @@listenboi norske kroner😎

  • @savannah2539
    @savannah2539 День назад

    jake from statefarm is named kyle or something. sorry you had to find out this way

  • @Jeff-uk9cu
    @Jeff-uk9cu 3 дня назад

    I miss viscera

  • @Joker53666
    @Joker53666 6 дней назад

    what is even this intro John 😂

  • @rbrtpico
    @rbrtpico 6 дней назад +1

    John i love you

  • @crazyvlogz8418
    @crazyvlogz8418 6 дней назад

    Jake from State Farm fr fr

  • @dehydratedstay5726
    @dehydratedstay5726 6 дней назад +1

    Fucking loved the intro😂😂🫶🏻

  • @li0nGamlNG
    @li0nGamlNG День назад

    maple leaf

  • @ryleedrake9602
    @ryleedrake9602 6 дней назад +1

    26 seconds ago is crazy

  • @mrgraybush8226
    @mrgraybush8226 6 дней назад +1

    So did you ever finish poly bridge??

    • @Kryoz
      @Kryoz  6 дней назад +3

      lol no i should tho

    • @mrgraybush8226
      @mrgraybush8226 6 дней назад

      @@Kryoz if your ocd let’s you leave things unfinished it’s progress I guess 😂

  • @methin7730
    @methin7730 6 дней назад

    I think the limit I put on someone just talking and talking is 1 hour 12 minutes 👀

  • @XStrawberryDaze
    @XStrawberryDaze 3 дня назад

    listen, I hate to break it to you, but the new Jake from State Farm's real name is Kevin...

  • @AutismoGamer
    @AutismoGamer 6 дней назад

    Beanie Headset

  • @skylerm4031
    @skylerm4031 6 дней назад

    Love you

  • @hypnotise
    @hypnotise 4 дня назад

    🖤

  • @purplegangyt9401
    @purplegangyt9401 6 дней назад

    🔥

  • @PuffTheMagicDragon11B
    @PuffTheMagicDragon11B 5 дней назад

    Frying pan is from L4D not PUBG

  • @Sunovertherainbow
    @Sunovertherainbow 6 дней назад

    Hiii 👋

  • @1BlueRozez1
    @1BlueRozez1 6 дней назад +1

    What a fake jake from state farm fan 😞 how do you not know the lore

    • @Kryoz
      @Kryoz  6 дней назад +6

      I think I remember hearing it awhile ago but totally forgot because once I heard the reason I was like "oh yeah I think i did see that" type shit ya smell me

  • @Woodlands_ND
    @Woodlands_ND День назад

    35:04 I'll do you one better, a one in the chat and the comments
    1

  • @screen2529
    @screen2529 2 дня назад

    Wtf he's not blonde anymore????

    • @LoafBoyRye
      @LoafBoyRye День назад

      Hasnt been for quite awhile

  • @hooman_235
    @hooman_235 6 дней назад

    :]

  • @eekat13
    @eekat13 6 дней назад +1

  • @carllindgren7130
    @carllindgren7130 6 дней назад

    (:

  • @h1lghy5uspected50
    @h1lghy5uspected50 5 дней назад

    1

  • @hellopeoples2635
    @hellopeoples2635 6 дней назад +2

    3 minutes 2 k views you fell off

  • @cherrisodaaaa
    @cherrisodaaaa 6 дней назад +1

    my dog may have just died (hi I'm the goober that failed the drivers ed test on KryozTV somewhere)
    may put explanation if she gets put down
    man this week sucks

    • @listenboi
      @listenboi 5 дней назад +1

      that’s so terrible i’m so sorry dude. man i truly wish you the best. that must be so tough. i feel for you🫂

    • @cherrisodaaaa
      @cherrisodaaaa 4 дня назад

      @@listenboi great news, the vet clutched up, she's in pain, but she's ok! love the concern thanks dude 🫂🫂

  • @boomupchurch1827
    @boomupchurch1827 5 дней назад

    1