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Comedy Play - (Script) Sher Pe Sawa Sher- More Than a Match For Abstract- It is the situation of overcrowded local train in India "JANTA EXPRESS” (Local Train) which is about to leave from Platform #1. People do not prefer to give seat to others and even toilets are occupied. This is the story about fighting on occupying seat and human behave change when female asks for seat. In last one bully (lofar) occupy the complete seat and become “sher” (strong) on everybody, but in the last fake TC (Ticket Collector) came into picture and then occupy the seat and become “sawa sher” (strongest) on bully. Characters- 1. 1st person-Sleeping Man 2. 2nd person-Eating Gram (Baba) 3. 3rd person-Newspaper Reader 4. 4th person-Gentlemen Asking for seat 5. 5th person-The you girl 6. 6th person-The Bully 7. 7th person-The Fake TC(Ticket Collector) Rest can be formed and analyzed with the following subtitles Announcement: 1 The train from jaipur to New Delhi is arrived at platform #1 Jaipur se chalkar Nai Delli ko jaane wali "JANTA EXPRESS" Platform #1 pe khadi hai First person occupy the seat in hurry and sleep. Second person (look like illiterate old man) entered into to coach and put his leg aside and sit next to him. Third (look like educated young man) person with newspaper in hand set them aside in attitude and set next to them. Now 4th person come into coach and asks 2 May I have a seat? Bhaiya seat milegi Third person replied with anger. 3 Can’t you see? Already 3 are here. Dikhta nahi hai, teen baithe hai yah pe 4 Will you sit on my head? Move Forward Sir pe baithega mere, Aage chal Meanwhile all three do funny activities. Then suddenly a girl come into the coach and said 5 Here is so much crowd, I think, should go somewhere else Yaha pe to bahut bheed hai, lagat hai kahi aur hi jana padega All of sudden all three replied full attention and almost in synchronization 6 No ma’am, please sit, sit Nahi madam, baithiye madam, baithiye Funny activity...2nd Person asks to girl 7 Will you have roasted gram? Chane khaiyega Girl replied 8 No thanks, please do your work No thanks, Please aap apna kaam kijiye 9 Please have it Are kha lijiye 10 No I don’t want, I said please do your work Nahi mujhe nahi chaiye, kaha na apna kaam karo 3rd person to 2nd one 11 Baba(In India used to refer an old man), Please don’t eat too much gram! You will get problem Baba jyada chane nakko khao, taklif ho jayegi. "Janta Express" hai 12 Take, You also take Le tu bhi kha le 13 No, Baba Nahi baba Now bully came into picture and does activity accordingly 14 Aside madam, I want to sit. Side katne ka madam, apun ko bhi baithne ka hai, kya Girl to Bully 15 Can’t you see, Here is no place. Dikht nahi hai, yaha pe jagah nahi hai Bully repeat her sentance 16 Here is no place. Jagah nahi hai 17 Bully 'whistling' 'whistling' Bully still doing mischievous activities… Girl replied 18 Hey mister, Don't you know how to stand? Bully tried to reply in English but able to repeat few words which are mostly written behind the Indian trucks or buses 19 Yes, no, ok, tata, side please, horn please, ba..bye, thank you 20 I know that much English. Huhh Itna angreji humko bhi aata hai, huhhh 21 Don’t show your English here. Angreji mat jhado idhar Girl replied 22 Ya, I know you are idiot Bully replied 23 Yes, Thank you...thankyou Now Bully is start doing annoying activities so that somehow he will get a seat 24 (Singing a line of male singer from Bollywood) Hey, What do you say? Aye kya bolti tu Baba replied on behalf of female singer here supposed to be girl 25 Hey, What should I say? Aye, Kya mein bolu 26 Go fool (word used for mad or foolish man), Do your work. Ja be chachundar, apna kam kar 27 Who is talking to you? Tere se kaun bol rah hai 28 Shut your mouth. chupkar Bully still don’t get seat and rolling his hanker suddenly put it on ground. Girl replied 29 Hey! What are you doing? Hey! kya kar rahe ho ye Bully 30 Doing SuryaNamaskar (Well known aasan of yoga) Surya Namaskar kar raha hoon 31 Can’t you see? picking up hankey Dikhta nahi hai kya rumal utha raha hoon Girl replied by leaving her seat 32 Disgusting! Don’t know what type of people are here. Disgusting!..pata nahi kaise - kaise log hai yaha pe Now Bully tried to disturb the 3rd (newspaper reading) person. Ultimately 3rd person leave his seat. Then his disturb 2nd (baba) person while eating gram. 33 Baba get into trouble. Baba ki to lag gayi lagta hai 34 He encountered with me Bada aaya tha mere se panga lene Now Bully left with the 1st person and bully disturbed him a lot by putting his dirty shocks near to 1st person nose and finally bully left with the seat alone and singing a Bollywood song which rhymed about of occupy seat by unfair means 35 … Are!..Dinkchika dinkchika ...... hey hey....... 36 In 12 months, with 12 ways, will occupy train seat 12 mahine me, 12 tarike se, train ki seat hathiyaunga re 37… Dinkchika dinkchika ...... hey hey....... Now bully his happy and slept over the seat. Again 4th person come and try to sit on seat.
Bully 38 What is? Kya hai 4th person 39 Brother please allow me to sit. Bhaiya seat do na baithne ke liye 40 Then, move forward To, aage kat na 41 I am coming from there only Aage se hi to aa rah hoon 42 Then move backward Ha to, piche bhaag 43 Everybody wants seat here only Sabko idahrich seat mangata hai Now bully slept and whistling in dreams and a fake ticket collector comes and whistle with him then ask bully in very rude way… 44 Hey, Get up.. get up Be....Khada ho.. kahda houp Bully trying to get up with wiping his mouth 45 Hey, get up, what are you wiping mouth? Are kya muh saaf kar raha hai, khada ho 46 Sit properly, It’s a seat of three. Alone spread over the seat. Dhang se baith, teen jano ki seat hai, akela bad ke baitha hai Fake TC (Ticket Collector) 47 Give ticket Ticket la Bully 48 Ticket (trembling) Ticket... Fake TC 49 Yes Ha.. Bully 50 I had ticket sir… but not finding… Ticket to tha sahab...wo.....mil....nahi....raha 51 ticket sir… but not finding… Ticket....sahab...mil....nahi...raha Fake TC 52 Aa...ha..ha, not finding… Aa...ha..ha, mil nahi raha 53 Hey, Not able to see your luggage also. Abe tera luggage bhi nahi hai 54 Are you come to plant a bomb Bamb lagane to nahi aaya hai Bully 55 Bomb.....ba...ba...ba...bomb, what is it? Sir ba...ba...bomb Bamb.....ba...ba...ba...bamb, kya hota hai sir.ba...ba...bamb Fake TC 56 Ticket is not present, luggage also, move to jail, come Ticket bhi nahi hai, samaan bhi nahi hai, chal jail, aaja Bully 57 Jail…No…Sir Jail... nahi...sahab Fake TC 58 Hey, Just two year, will not take too much time, move move Are do saal, jayaada time nahhi lagega, chal chal Bully 59 No Jail.. No Sir Please don’t send to jail(prison) jail nahi..jail mat bhejo sahab Bully 60 Too much afraid of Jail Sir, There punished by hanging down. Jail se bahut dar lagta hai sahab, waha ulta latkakar marte hai Bully 61 And provide AIR and KICK ( In hindi Jail=HawaLat, Hawa =AIR and Lat=KICK), No Jail Sir… No Jail Sir aur hawa aur laat khilate hai, jail nahi sahab....jail nahi saab Fake TC ask for bribe 62 give 10000 Rupees Chal chal 10,000 nikal Bully 63 Ten…Thousands…(shocking) Das....Hazaar.. Fake TC 64 Yes, its fine, will be deposit in government account Haan, jurmana lagega, sarkari khate mein jama hoga Bully 65 How could I give you Sir, Ten Thousands? Das hazaar kaha se dunga aapko saab Bully 66 From where I can give you ten thousands? kaha se dunga mein aapko das hazaar Fake TC 67 Anything Kuch hai.. Bully 68 Sir, in early morning earned form pick pocket, just have only that Saab, subah subah jeb mara tha saab, utna hi hai bas Fake TC 69 This is what you come for? Move. move out yahi karne aate ho, chal chal nikal Fake TC 70 Leaving you in very less, give me, fast Chod raha hoon bahut saste me, nikaal jaldi kar Bully 71 Giving you sir… giving you sir De raha hoon saab...de raha hoon saab Fake TC 72 Hey give it, fast Are nikaal, jaldi kar Bully 73 This is only sir yahi mila saab Fake TC 74 Yes. go…go…go Ha. ja .. ja.. ja Fake TC 75 Move…move, move…move ot…out Chal... chal, chal-chal nikal-nikal.. Bully 76 Sir… Saab… Fake TC 77 Hey Stop! Abe ruk! Bully 78 Hey, It’s Sharukh Khan’s (Bollywood Star) goggles. Are ye Shahrukh khan ka chasma hai Bully 79 Hey! Are.. Fake TC 80 Out. Never come in front of me again. Jao, aaj ke baad nazar mat aana.. Bully 81 Will never get into train in future. Chadunga nahi saab train me aaj ke baad mein Fake TC 82 I tell you one thing, effect of this coat works. Ek baat batoon, is coat ka rubab chal hi jaata hai Fake TC 83 Due to this(coat) may not get ticket but definitely get a seat. Iski wajah se ticket mile na mile, lekin seat jarur mil jaati hai. 84 Sutitles work done by Newspaper's reader(Bhuppi).
abstract script has been posted. Moral of the story is if somebody took advantage of others because of his power then some day he will find a person who will take advantage of him.
Very nice role Bhupendra sir I am one of your students
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Awesome play sir.... And i am proud that i got the chance to see this live, sitting in ceeri.. As i was a participent in cpyls....
Great sir.....Hum jab college me the tab aapne ye video share nahi kiya ....
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We directed this by our own and I written the script.
We did this play in our school such a great 😂
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really too good play....and nice acting performance :)
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we performed on it in Bengali......really its awesome
This is great... can you share script?
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Amazing comedy
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wow! awesome play. Can i get the script of this play in hindi?
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Good work Bro!! Keep it up!! :)
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Comedy Play - (Script)
Sher Pe Sawa Sher- More Than a Match For
Abstract-
It is the situation of overcrowded local train in India "JANTA EXPRESS” (Local Train) which is about to leave from Platform #1. People do not prefer to give seat to others and even toilets are occupied. This is the story about fighting on occupying seat and human behave change when female asks for seat. In last one bully (lofar) occupy the complete seat and become “sher” (strong) on everybody, but in the last fake TC (Ticket Collector) came into picture and then occupy the seat and become “sawa sher” (strongest) on bully.
Characters-
1. 1st person-Sleeping Man
2. 2nd person-Eating Gram (Baba)
3. 3rd person-Newspaper Reader
4. 4th person-Gentlemen Asking for seat
5. 5th person-The you girl
6. 6th person-The Bully
7. 7th person-The Fake TC(Ticket Collector)
Rest can be formed and analyzed with the following subtitles
Announcement:
1 The train from jaipur to New Delhi is arrived at platform #1
Jaipur se chalkar Nai Delli ko jaane wali "JANTA EXPRESS" Platform #1 pe khadi hai
First person occupy the seat in hurry and sleep. Second person (look like illiterate old man) entered into to coach and put his leg aside and sit next to him. Third (look like educated young man) person with newspaper in hand set them aside in attitude and set next to them.
Now 4th person come into coach and asks
2 May I have a seat?
Bhaiya seat milegi
Third person replied with anger.
3 Can’t you see? Already 3 are here.
Dikhta nahi hai, teen baithe hai yah pe
4 Will you sit on my head? Move Forward
Sir pe baithega mere, Aage chal
Meanwhile all three do funny activities. Then suddenly a girl come into the coach and said
5 Here is so much crowd, I think, should go somewhere else
Yaha pe to bahut bheed hai, lagat hai kahi aur hi jana padega
All of sudden all three replied full attention and almost in synchronization
6 No ma’am, please sit, sit
Nahi madam, baithiye madam, baithiye
Funny activity...2nd Person asks to girl
7 Will you have roasted gram?
Chane khaiyega
Girl replied
8 No thanks, please do your work
No thanks, Please aap apna kaam kijiye
9 Please have it
Are kha lijiye
10 No I don’t want, I said please do your work
Nahi mujhe nahi chaiye, kaha na apna kaam karo
3rd person to 2nd one
11 Baba(In India used to refer an old man), Please don’t eat too much gram! You will get problem
Baba jyada chane nakko khao, taklif ho jayegi. "Janta Express" hai
12 Take, You also take
Le tu bhi kha le
13 No, Baba
Nahi baba
Now bully came into picture and does activity accordingly
14 Aside madam, I want to sit.
Side katne ka madam, apun ko bhi baithne ka hai, kya
Girl to Bully
15 Can’t you see, Here is no place.
Dikht nahi hai, yaha pe jagah nahi hai
Bully repeat her sentance
16 Here is no place.
Jagah nahi hai
17 Bully 'whistling'
'whistling'
Bully still doing mischievous activities… Girl replied
18 Hey mister, Don't you know how to stand?
Bully tried to reply in English but able to repeat few words which are mostly written behind the Indian trucks or buses
19 Yes, no, ok, tata, side please, horn please, ba..bye, thank you
20 I know that much English. Huhh
Itna angreji humko bhi aata hai, huhhh
21 Don’t show your English here.
Angreji mat jhado idhar
Girl replied
22 Ya, I know you are idiot
Bully replied
23 Yes, Thank you...thankyou
Now Bully is start doing annoying activities so that somehow he will get a seat
24 (Singing a line of male singer from Bollywood) Hey, What do you say?
Aye kya bolti tu
Baba replied on behalf of female singer here supposed to be girl
25 Hey, What should I say?
Aye, Kya mein bolu
26 Go fool (word used for mad or foolish man), Do your work.
Ja be chachundar, apna kam kar
27 Who is talking to you?
Tere se kaun bol rah hai
28 Shut your mouth.
chupkar
Bully still don’t get seat and rolling his hanker suddenly put it on ground. Girl replied
29 Hey! What are you doing?
Hey! kya kar rahe ho ye
Bully
30 Doing SuryaNamaskar (Well known aasan of yoga)
Surya Namaskar kar raha hoon
31 Can’t you see? picking up hankey
Dikhta nahi hai kya rumal utha raha hoon
Girl replied by leaving her seat
32 Disgusting! Don’t know what type of people are here.
Disgusting!..pata nahi kaise - kaise log hai yaha pe
Now Bully tried to disturb the 3rd (newspaper reading) person. Ultimately 3rd person leave his seat. Then his disturb 2nd (baba) person while eating gram.
33 Baba get into trouble.
Baba ki to lag gayi lagta hai
34 He encountered with me
Bada aaya tha mere se panga lene
Now Bully left with the 1st person and bully disturbed him a lot by putting his dirty shocks near to 1st person nose and finally bully left with the seat alone and singing a Bollywood song which rhymed about of occupy seat by unfair means
35 …
Are!..Dinkchika dinkchika ...... hey hey.......
36 In 12 months, with 12 ways, will occupy train seat
12 mahine me, 12 tarike se, train ki seat hathiyaunga re
37…
Dinkchika dinkchika ...... hey hey.......
Now bully his happy and slept over the seat. Again 4th person come and try to sit on seat.
Bully
38 What is?
Kya hai
4th person
39 Brother please allow me to sit.
Bhaiya seat do na baithne ke liye
40 Then, move forward
To, aage kat na
41 I am coming from there only
Aage se hi to aa rah hoon
42 Then move backward
Ha to, piche bhaag
43 Everybody wants seat here only
Sabko idahrich seat mangata hai
Now bully slept and whistling in dreams and a fake ticket collector comes and whistle with him then ask bully in very rude way…
44 Hey, Get up.. get up
Be....Khada ho.. kahda houp
Bully trying to get up with wiping his mouth
45 Hey, get up, what are you wiping mouth?
Are kya muh saaf kar raha hai, khada ho
46 Sit properly, It’s a seat of three. Alone spread over the seat.
Dhang se baith, teen jano ki seat hai, akela bad ke baitha hai
Fake TC (Ticket Collector)
47 Give ticket
Ticket la
Bully
48 Ticket (trembling)
Ticket...
Fake TC
49 Yes
Ha..
Bully
50 I had ticket sir… but not finding…
Ticket to tha sahab...wo.....mil....nahi....raha
51 ticket sir… but not finding…
Ticket....sahab...mil....nahi...raha
Fake TC
52 Aa...ha..ha, not finding…
Aa...ha..ha, mil nahi raha
53 Hey, Not able to see your luggage also.
Abe tera luggage bhi nahi hai
54 Are you come to plant a bomb
Bamb lagane to nahi aaya hai
Bully
55 Bomb.....ba...ba...ba...bomb, what is it? Sir ba...ba...bomb
Bamb.....ba...ba...ba...bamb, kya hota hai sir.ba...ba...bamb
Fake TC
56 Ticket is not present, luggage also, move to jail, come
Ticket bhi nahi hai, samaan bhi nahi hai, chal jail, aaja
Bully
57 Jail…No…Sir
Jail... nahi...sahab
Fake TC
58 Hey, Just two year, will not take too much time, move move
Are do saal, jayaada time nahhi lagega, chal chal
Bully
59 No Jail.. No Sir Please don’t send to jail(prison)
jail nahi..jail mat bhejo sahab
Bully
60 Too much afraid of Jail Sir, There punished by hanging down.
Jail se bahut dar lagta hai sahab, waha ulta latkakar marte hai
Bully
61 And provide AIR and KICK ( In hindi Jail=HawaLat, Hawa =AIR and Lat=KICK), No Jail Sir… No Jail Sir
aur hawa aur laat khilate hai, jail nahi sahab....jail nahi saab
Fake TC ask for bribe
62 give 10000 Rupees
Chal chal 10,000 nikal
Bully
63 Ten…Thousands…(shocking)
Das....Hazaar..
Fake TC
64 Yes, its fine, will be deposit in government account
Haan, jurmana lagega, sarkari khate mein jama hoga
Bully
65 How could I give you Sir, Ten Thousands?
Das hazaar kaha se dunga aapko saab
Bully
66 From where I can give you ten thousands?
kaha se dunga mein aapko das hazaar
Fake TC
67 Anything
Kuch hai..
Bully
68 Sir, in early morning earned form pick pocket, just have only that
Saab, subah subah jeb mara tha saab, utna hi hai bas
Fake TC
69 This is what you come for? Move. move out
yahi karne aate ho, chal chal nikal
Fake TC
70 Leaving you in very less, give me, fast
Chod raha hoon bahut saste me, nikaal jaldi kar
Bully
71 Giving you sir… giving you sir
De raha hoon saab...de raha hoon saab
Fake TC
72 Hey give it, fast
Are nikaal, jaldi kar
Bully
73 This is only sir
yahi mila saab
Fake TC
74 Yes. go…go…go
Ha. ja .. ja.. ja
Fake TC
75 Move…move, move…move ot…out
Chal... chal, chal-chal nikal-nikal..
Bully
76 Sir…
Saab…
Fake TC
77 Hey Stop!
Abe ruk!
Bully
78 Hey, It’s Sharukh Khan’s (Bollywood Star) goggles.
Are ye Shahrukh khan ka chasma hai
Bully
79 Hey!
Are..
Fake TC
80 Out. Never come in front of me again.
Jao, aaj ke baad nazar mat aana..
Bully
81 Will never get into train in future.
Chadunga nahi saab train me aaj ke baad mein
Fake TC
82 I tell you one thing, effect of this coat works.
Ek baat batoon, is coat ka rubab chal hi jaata hai
Fake TC
83 Due to this(coat) may not get ticket but definitely get a seat.
Iski wajah se ticket mile na mile, lekin seat jarur mil jaati hai.
84 Sutitles work done by Newspaper's reader(Bhuppi).
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Sir! can i get the script please ?
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Hey bro.. Could you please share the script for it.
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hello mr.jangir saw your play its very good can i have the script for i want my children to enact it in diwali function. thanks
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can you please tell me the moral of the story for this one please
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So butifull video bhai
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Bhupendra Jangir If you still have the script. can you email it??
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