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Imagine being one of the pins that doesn't get hit at first and you think you're safe but then you see the ball heading in reverse towards you at Mach 67.
The ball being thrown is manipulating space and time like how a black hole does with its immense banding of space time (Hawking radiation) in such a way by the bowler because of how fast the ball is travelling that it interrupts the normal production of particle and antiparticle pairs in such a way that more is produced in the right areas that the energy generated from the production of these antiparticle particle pairs can change the momentum of the ball, therefore momentum is conserved.
I guess the game is quite literally replaying your actions instead of recording them, but as the replay is obviously not designed for such ball movements it just screws up
OOOOOHHhhh... I literally paused the video and was about to quit watching, but then I saw this comment... and then I unpaused the video.. and... ... *YOU SAVED ME FROM SKIPPING TO ANOTHER VIDEO!!*
Well I destroyed my dad in bowling. I was the better bowler when I got older. My parents did teach me and coached AJBC when I was a kid. I first bowled when I was 5.
So the way this happened(just a guess idk for sure) is that in the actual wii bowling, you can tilt your wiimote to slightly curve the ball because you can throw with spin or whatever You slightly modified the amount of control you have over the ball
In the original Wii Sports, the way you tilted the Wii Remote had no bearing on the curve of the ball, because Wii Motion Plus didn't exist yet. The curve of the ball was determined by the position of the pins. Assuming the player is using the right hand setting, if there are pins on the left, the ball will always curve left. If there are pins on the right, the ball will always curve right. If there are pins on both sides, the ball will always curve left.
I like how the replays are just doing their best to make it look like the ball was behaving normally and it results in a completely inaccurate random replay with like 4 pins being knocked down
You an see that it is legit because in the replays, they show the outcome without the sentient ball because of some malfunctions in the programming System not picking up that the Ball just moved against their physic rules, but the earthquake one got shown.
Man, that bowling ball was on a MISSION. A bowling pin killed his family and now he's out for REVENGE. He rolled past that first split and straight up slammed the brakes like "HOLD UP WHAT? AW HEEEEEEELLLLLL NAW." Came right back and BEAT THOSE PINS like they owed him MONEY.
*SCP-6574 [The Bowler Ball]* Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedure: SCP-6574 must be kept in a steel container with the dimensions of 100m x 100m x 50m (328.1ft x 328.1ft x 164.5ft) at all times. An electromagnetically controlled vehicle carrying SCP-6574-1 (see description) and emergency replacements of SCP-6574-1 must be in motion at the speed of a constant 30km/h (18.64mph) at all times. SCP-6574’s containment chamber must be cleared of any personnel. Access to SCP-6574’s containment chamber must be approved by at least 1 (one) personnel of Level 4 clearance or above. Description: SCP-6574 is a sphere of unknown material and construct. It is a perfect sphere with a diameter of 220mm (8.66") and three holes on its surface, similar to a standard bowling ball. SCP-6574 will attempt to knock down any “pins” within the earth’s atmosphere, hereon addressed as SCP-6574-1. There is no clear definition of “knock down”, but a common factor between all post-targeted SCP-6574-1 is that they always have less potential energy than they were pre-targeted. SCP-6574-1 are objects that are conceptually recognized as a “pin”, such objects are usually thin and semi-cylinder in shape. But there are exceptions, SCP-6574 has been seen targeting animals, as well as humans. SCP-6574 attempts one target at a time and will pursue it indefinitely. SCP-6574-1 are seemingly selected at random, with potential targets at closer proximity being more likely to be selected. No known natural forces have the ability to stop nor slow down SCP-6574. Anything that crosses its path will be crushed at an atomic scale. SCP-6574 pursues its targets at a constant velocity of 30km/h. Origin: Local authorities in a civilian neighborhood in [REDACTED] reported the violent death of a total of 13 (thirteen) civilians and the extreme devastation of multiple civilian buildings. MTF Theta-90 [“Angle Grinders”] followed a trail of destruction SCP-6574 had made. SCP-6574 was recovered from a forest in [REDACTED]. It was attempting to knock down a vertical slab of obsidian. 5 (five) Foundation personnel were lost in the attempt to secure and contain SCP-6574. All witnesses were administered Class C amnestics by Foundation field agents. A broken television screen in the previously mentioned neighbourhood was later traced back and found out to be the start of the trail of destruction. A [REDACTED] brand console with the game [REDACTED] in operation was connected to the television, and was missing a bowling ball, no anomalies were found in the coding of said game and console. Addendum-1: Experimentation on slowing down and/or stopping SCP-6574 from pursuing SCP-6574-1 utilizing anonymous methods pending for approval. Addendum-2: Experimentation with SCP-6574 with the goal previously mentioned in Addendum-1 has failed. Foundation researchers attempted to utilize SCP-[REDACTED] to create a vicinity of zero friction and halt SCP-6574’s horizontal movement completely. SCP-6574 entered the vicinity and stopped while spinning at the same constant rate. After 5 (five) minutes, spacial distortions were observed around SCP-6574. After an additional 28 (twenty-eight) minutes, SCP-6574 began shifting in and out of our plane of existence. In the duration of 10 (ten) minutes, SCP-6574 gradually phased out from our home dimension, however, the moment SCP-6574 was about to atomically collapse onto itself, it slingshotted itself back into our reality, creating a shockwave of true void which devastated Site-47. A series of containment breaches involving 5 (five) Safe Class SCPs, 23 (twenty-three) Euclid Class SCPs, and 27 (twenty-seven) Keter Class SCPs occurred as a result of Site-47’s total malfunction. The initial shockwave along with the aforementioned containment breaches costed the Foundation the lives of 46 (forty-six) Researchers, 13 (thirteen) MTF Responders and 1 (one) Site Administrator. No further experimentation involving SCP-6574 is allowed by direct order of the Overseer Council.
After a while, the “Nice Throw!”s start to sound sarcastic. It’s like the announcer knows that your success is entirely due to the sentient ball, but won’t call you out on it directly.
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Nice throw
Bruh 12 hours ago why u commenting on one of your year-old videos XD
@@liamdotofficial since i changed my twitch name recently
@@Alaskaxp2 Okie :)
You got the algorithm too
bowling ball: I’m something of a bowler myself
Hang on let me put on my bowler hat
Cameron I’m something of a scientist myself to 😂
Yos
Ah I see you too are a scientist of culture
Accurate
It’s all fun and games until the bowling ball starts throwing your mii
Lucas XD
Underated
Meanwhile in soviet russia:
Ball missed a pin
In America we throw the bowling ball
In Russia it throw us
The ball is like: “Wait a minute... let me just... there!”
Snake mains in smash
Bigtodd412 NOW!
Lol
Juniper Lee that’s the whole point of the video
Taiki Fujita lenny face
Imagine being one of the pins that doesn't get hit at first and you think you're safe but then you see the ball heading in reverse towards you at Mach 67.
YA-
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOOOO
Lmao you’re off by a factor of 2
That’s what we call Mach Jesus
But then you play dead by falling over so they don't hit you
@@RaelgunXIII yeah he should’ve said Mach 65
It’s not fair, she has the better wii remote, that’s why I’m losing.
I died laughing
@@supermasterfighter I'm glad I could help
Fr
Nah bro the sensor is just on her side
Brings back memories😂😂😂
*First Strike*
Me: I don’t get it
*Second Strike*
me: oh.
Literally my reaction.
Same 😂
Third* second he dropped it
@@jonswe5753 second* he said strike not attempt
I love this comment so much. The profile picture matches it so much
Pin still standing
Bowling ball: So you have chosen death
pins: oh that guy he missed so bad none of us died!
3 secons later: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
He chose death either way
*Cowabunga it is*
Had the exact same joke in my head
Must be the work of Senko-chan
The first throw: “Seems normal so far.”
The second throw: “No strike for yo- OH MY GOD THE BALL IS COMING BACK!!!”
"Oh god oh fuck"
That's what she said
@@tetracube5089 needs more likes tbh
*ultra instinct theme starts playing*
@@Casio_CainLANGUAGE
Imagine playing agaist someone and the ball starts being like this
moosan guoy Aggahahahaaa
@Hangoal03 in rl?
crybaby yes he controlled the ball by leaning
@@uzi1123 oooh that, but not with a real ball
@@uzi1123 mark rober
Player: sucks
Bowling ball: “ *fine, I’ll do it myself* “
Mark Rober: let me introduce myself
@@ih87p84
I love that you referenced that video.
Yes
ruclips.net/video/avFP67EIYvo/видео.html
Easy mode
Ball: *Misses*
Pin: "Phew, that was a close one..."
Ball: *Teleports behind pin* "Nothing personal, kid."
Nani?!
Ball: MUDAMUDAMIDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMIDA
Alan Brad
Ball: “omae wae mou shindiru”
Pin: “NANI”
*but I must go all out*
*just this once*
@@john9429 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
Guy: "If I get a strike, will you go out with me?"
Girl: "Hehe Okay"
The homie bowling ball: 0:18
More like 1:56
Bruh
I was about one 200th like but somebody liked it before me
Fuck you whoever did that
@@cyk0path330 ;-;
First throw: oh this is normal
Second throw: *laughs in coding*
The second throw killed me
static void Laugh()
{
Console.WriteLine("haha");
}
static void Main(string[] args)
{
bool ballIsSentinent;
if(ballIsSentinet)
{
Laugh();
}
}
SpiceRice quality
@@spicerice8116 nice
SpiceRice U should explicitly initialize your bool to true >:[
Bowler: Doesn’t get strike
Ball: Fine, I’ll do it myself
Cyclone Cuber this comment deserves more likes
Roman : lets go bowling
Niko : sorry but im very GOOD at bowling ~
Can we make this the top comment please?
@H M everytime Niko gets his unknown powers in GTA
Then again , Brucie and Karen are also a damn good bowler too
999 like
Person: *Misses some pins*
Bowling Ball: Hey bud you missed some let me just help you a bit there
When I play it the ball pities the pins and leaves them all alone and hits me in the face
The literal opposite of your comment :')
The sounds of the pins falling is so satisfying. I tell ya, Nintendo freaking knew what they were doing with the sound effects and songs for the Wii.
the music as well
@@Tensho_C that’s why he said and songs lol
With the exception of online gaming, almost everything they've done is on point.
@HarambaeXelonmuskfans
Found the 12 year old
“Nice throw”
The ball: *literally stops in the middle of the lane, and starts changing directions with no way of gaining momentum*
Best
Noice
speedrunner bowling ball was building up speed before the game
it was always 4 parrallel universes ahead of us
The ball being thrown is manipulating space and time like how a black hole does with its immense banding of space time (Hawking radiation) in such a way by the bowler because of how fast the ball is travelling that it interrupts the normal production of particle and antiparticle pairs in such a way that more is produced in the right areas that the energy generated from the production of these antiparticle particle pairs can change the momentum of the ball, therefore momentum is conserved.
@@chestergriffiths3554 uhhhh, i did not understand anything of this commment but i think we can profuce infinte energy from the ball
“I don’t have aimbot”
The player:
Nice
E
E
E
Ginger Small e
*Pin still standing*
Bowling bowl: Reality can be whatever I want
Why does your profile picture oddly fit with this comment
@@MfReverb Don't worry the FBI doesn't know 😋
Reality really _can_ be whatever you want if you bowl with a *bowl*
Don’t worry the FBI doesn’t know
Ball: IFSO FACTO, VIS-A-VIS,
bowling bowl lmao
I love how chaotic the ball is, fuck efficiency he wants to destroy shit
Let’s just imagine what it would be like for Poofesure to go through this.
Literally Heaven.
Omfg someone actually knows him holy shit
He would need quite a few wiimotes and tvs
Nobody:
Poofesure when there is a slight inconvenience: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Same
everybody gangsta til the ball goes back
He gonna eat me
1:28
Don’t know what your on about. Ball looked perfectly normal to me
Why does the floor shake.
Yeah, into your, DI-
Ball: doesn't hit all the pins
Ball: *But I'm not done yet*
R.I.P
Billy maze
1958-2009
1100th like
The ball: "we're done... when I say... we're done."
0:59 this ball just starts slaming into walls at light speed, then gets annoyed at the few still standing pins
Oh shit, don't fuck with that bowling ball- they'll mess ya up XD
The people in the other lane: Confused Screaming
Especially since there are no other lanes.
@@cheodoc7355 the other lanes are behind you
@@doaskishino5455 There are no lanes behind you
@@cackers4752 u sure
@@doaskishino5455 if you throw the ball behind you on the 100 pin challenge, you can't see any other lanes.
0:22
lmao I wasn't ready for that
0:59 I wasn't ready for this either
None of us were.
I wasn’t ready for 2:00
Neither were the pins
@@laok0354 that one was unexpected
Ball: turns back to hit missing pin
Pin: wait that’s illegal
Gasoline_on_ Ice not on my watch...
C-A-S Builds parry this you fucking casual
Ball: so is rape 👀
@@jamesonthekingya7151 pin:don't fall
Ball: so you selected death
This is only made possible thru Senko-chan
Misses all 100 pins
Game: ✨ *NICE THROW* ✨
Still much better than “lol you suck”
It was the only true thing in the video. It's actually a feature.
I love how they still feel the need to move the position of the character
Well you can't make it too obvious.
@@JacobPlays136
LMAO!
@@JacobPlays136 (0:58) make what obvious?
@@BenSchappacher Make it obvious that you brought a sentient bowling ball of course!
Edit: oh I just saw the timestamp lol
@@BenSchappacher bowling balls do that all the time
I fucking love how the replays are sometimes completely different
I guess the game is quite literally replaying your actions instead of recording them, but as the replay is obviously not designed for such ball movements it just screws up
@@GameBreaker1055 Yeah, the replays are probably the "real" result of the throw.
@@MrCheeze and most of it doesn’t line up but I think you are correct
My favourite is when this 1:48 doesn’t even knock any down
I'm surprised the game doesn't even fucking crash when it tries to replay
"He used this simple trick to knock down ALL the pins! Bowlers HATE him!
"hot single bowling pins in your area!"
"This bowler left their game winning bowling ball at the alleys, fellow bowler calls the cops after seeing what's inside"
Such a good comment
"Want your skin to be as shiny as bowling pins? Click to see these 20 quick and easy tips doctors don't want you to know!"
Taking the world by storm
“I’m terrible at bowling”
Ball: say no more, I got u
😅
Me: "Thats got to be the best bowler i have ever seen"
Game: "So it would seem"
shinobi sensei Pirates of the Caribbean
🎶 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎶🎵🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎶🎶🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎶
500th like, thanks for the great comment buddy
1000th like
I find it funny how the 500th and 1000th like commented below within the span of 1-2 days it's close to 2000 likes
1:29
Achievement Unlocked: Return to Sender
1:00
Achievement Unlocked: *Sniper duel*
A
MINECRAFT!!!!
0:11
Achievement unlocked: Nice Strike
0:21
Achievement Unlocked: Cheating Death
"WHAT IS HE DOING?"
he's beginning to believe
Most underrated comment
I gotta belive!
hate to be that person but the quote it “he’s beginning to believe” not starting
He's throwing
@@DeadlyDuck Mandela effect is all lol
"We were unable to find conclusive evidence of cheating in this match"
The ball is controling itself
@@nstelecom5109Are you sure? All i saw was just a good gaming chair don't know what you mean
@@nstelecom5109 yea I find the defendant Not Guilty
Pins: “I survived!”
Bowling Ball: “Well yes, but actually no”
Funkonaut 12 no it’s
Pins: “I survived”
Bowling ball: “good guess, but actually no”
@@tabyoshi8997 nah man original is better than that
OOOOOHHhhh... I literally paused the video and was about to quit watching, but then I saw this comment... and then I unpaused the video..
and...
...
*YOU SAVED ME FROM SKIPPING TO ANOTHER VIDEO!!*
Watches first frame:
“oh this is just a normal game”
Second frame:
“Oh god..”
1.9K likes but I'm the first comment
Ricardo Rubens Games tbh didn’t even know I got this many likes.
Everybody's gangsta until the bowling ball moves on its own
And then the bowling ball’s gangsta xD
*detroit:become ball*
Rockett Sally
Is that a Jojo reference?
1,000th like your welcome
And that's on Jah🙅👆
For 91 pins, it was like "gutter balls are incompatible with reality when the guards are up", and reality warped the strike into existence
When that shake happened and they all just fell over... I completely lost it 🤣🤣
@@wilsonjonah that's actually a thing in the game tho...
Pin: *still standing*
Bowling ball: "And I took that personally"
Lmao😂
Bruh this made me laugh so hard- I 🤣👌
Still laughing
Alt:
Pin: still standing:
Ball: I'm gonna put so.e dirt in your eye.
0:59 me trying to furiously defend my goal in air hockey
This is underrated XD
Megan King not any more
Too accurate
True
@i change my pfp constantly you shut the fuck up
Me: *Gets a few strikes, lots of spares, gets decent end score
My dad:
Lavii ☆ is this like a dad thing? my dad use to destroy me in bowling no matter how hard I tried
@@kimmy-jc4ve Mine too. I guess it is, indeed, a dad thing.
Whoever's dad is like this is a cool dad.
Well I destroyed my dad in bowling. I was the better bowler when I got older. My parents did teach me and coached AJBC when I was a kid. I first bowled when I was 5.
I lose by one point and I say Sayonara to my Pro ball
I imagined the situation being like this:
Mii keeps missing the pins
The ball: “I’ve had enough of your shit, you’re too dogshit.”
Session: **doesn’t finish**
Last pins: why do I hear boss music
That video is legitimately right above this one on my recommendations
SnufflyRaccoon same, I literally just watched that
I see I'm not the only one who takes part in watching random recommended videos
I just watched that too
I literally just came from that video. Wat
1st to 8th throw: *strike*
Announcer: "nice throw"
9th throw: *strike*
Announcer: *silence*
The announcer knows that it wasn’t a nice throw. He doesn’t give him credit anymore.
"This bitch is cheating isn't he...?"
Announcer: 0_0
he's threatened
I mean, what would YOU say?
bowling ball: *misses all Pins*
also bowling ball: *Minecraft TNT sound*
Legend of Zelda bomb sound, actually
Killer Queen has already touched those bowling pins.
The ball had a stash of TNT under the alley
My grandma felt that when I showed her this
The 'miss-all-pins-but-strike' thing is part of the actual game. The ball hit the red button and was only able to on the last shot.
“A stand user could be anywhere and we won’t know.”
The stand user next to them:
nice throw
ruclips.net/video/sMG1nlQi5bg/видео.html ,..
Strike
Ball misses half of the pins
“Road safety laws prepare to be ignored”
No.
Perfect...?
it’s the fact that the replays were wilder than the actual throw-
0:39 *strikes*
Replay: NICE THROW *ball takes down just one pin*
Ball: **exists**
Pins: why do I hear boss music
Omg brother, long time no see (profile)
**piano music intensifies**
ball music
Not sure why this got me to laugh so hard, I cried.
*Megalovania intensifies*
So the way this happened(just a guess idk for sure) is that in the actual wii bowling, you can tilt your wiimote to slightly curve the ball because you can throw with spin or whatever
You slightly modified the amount of control you have over the ball
“Slightly” may be an understatement
In the original Wii Sports, the way you tilted the Wii Remote had no bearing on the curve of the ball, because Wii Motion Plus didn't exist yet. The curve of the ball was determined by the position of the pins. Assuming the player is using the right hand setting, if there are pins on the left, the ball will always curve left. If there are pins on the right, the ball will always curve right. If there are pins on both sides, the ball will always curve left.
I like how the replays are just doing their best to make it look like the ball was behaving normally and it results in a completely inaccurate random replay with like 4 pins being knocked down
Person: *doesn't get a strike*
Bowling ball: "Fine. I'll do it myself"
"We're in the end frame now."
I love that the ball at 0:21 is like “wait I forgot something. there we go”
Captions bro, they lit
Bowling ball: “Reject void, return to pin”
Pins: *Wait that’s illegal*
"So what technique are you using?"
"yes"
@Rohak Devkurran Yes
@Rohak Devkurran yes
@Rohak Devkurran You must not like your eyes. Peck peck. *Angry magpie noises*
Another dumb joke like this founded.
@Rohak Devkurran the secret will stay hidden...
The ball: Look you missed completely, now I got to use a earthquake.
That one is actually legit tho
@@CitrusThings wait actually?
@@not3ks_Aozaki it's an easter egg
@@christianred9730 who all managed to get this one Easter egg in a legit bowling game? Like you have to be very lucky or skillful to do that normally
You an see that it is legit because in the replays, they show the outcome without the sentient ball because of some malfunctions in the programming System not picking up that the Ball just moved against their physic rules, but the earthquake one got shown.
*“He’s not hacking, he just has a good gaming chair”*
Fair point.
Lol that's a lie
@@augustpittelkow4980 Are you dumb or what?
Nope I only made a comment bro
Me: confused because I play laying upside down so the tv I upside down
I love that the ball also lacks depth perception and struggles to hit individual pins.
Player: *misses pin*
Ball: *Achieves mach 10 homing in on it*
yes
This guy: *sucks at bowling*
Also this guy: I’m something of a coder-I mean bowler myself
fuck off
I don't know if he sucks, did you see all the pins he got
Lucas Trajtenberg nice avatar, lol
Stealing an artists work
hes the best bowler i know
1:47 the guy was at a loss of words
Bowling showcase.
@@NikoCubeRoothow’d you get here
This what tas speed runs look like to casual players
true though
I don't get it, could you link a task Speedrun for example?
@@joelcrafter43 Search up "Red ball speedrun TAS"
I love how the ball hunts them down and then cheerfully rolls back up the lane.
Lmao it just individually goes around until not a single one is left. The ball is a trained killer
@@AmnesiaForever
XD
When you see a pretty girl and try to impress her but you suck at Wii bowling so you get a paid actor to go inside the ball
Earth, Wind & Fire
man i love sucking wii a bowling ball.
ALASKA FORGOT TO HEART THIS ONE
Awfully specific...
Player: Fails
Ball: I'm gonna pretend that never happened
Player:thx
Man, that bowling ball was on a MISSION. A bowling pin killed his family and now he's out for REVENGE. He rolled past that first split and straight up slammed the brakes like "HOLD UP WHAT? AW HEEEEEEELLLLLL NAW." Came right back and BEAT THOSE PINS like they owed him MONEY.
Then he fucking bombed the last pins
@@2miligrams Hey, I've seen you somewhere before. I think you were in some Video about the Codas in Chopin's Ballades
*SCP-6574 [The Bowler Ball]*
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedure: SCP-6574 must be kept in a steel container with the dimensions of 100m x 100m x 50m (328.1ft x 328.1ft x 164.5ft) at all times. An electromagnetically controlled vehicle carrying SCP-6574-1 (see description) and emergency replacements of SCP-6574-1 must be in motion at the speed of a constant 30km/h (18.64mph) at all times. SCP-6574’s containment chamber must be cleared of any personnel. Access to SCP-6574’s containment chamber must be approved by at least 1 (one) personnel of Level 4 clearance or above.
Description: SCP-6574 is a sphere of unknown material and construct. It is a perfect sphere with a diameter of 220mm (8.66") and three holes on its surface, similar to a standard bowling ball.
SCP-6574 will attempt to knock down any “pins” within the earth’s atmosphere, hereon addressed as SCP-6574-1. There is no clear definition of “knock down”, but a common factor between all post-targeted SCP-6574-1 is that they always have less potential energy than they were pre-targeted.
SCP-6574-1 are objects that are conceptually recognized as a “pin”, such objects are usually thin and semi-cylinder in shape. But there are exceptions, SCP-6574 has been seen targeting animals, as well as humans.
SCP-6574 attempts one target at a time and will pursue it indefinitely.
SCP-6574-1 are seemingly selected at random, with potential targets at closer proximity being more likely to be selected.
No known natural forces have the ability to stop nor slow down SCP-6574. Anything that crosses its path will be crushed at an atomic scale. SCP-6574 pursues its targets at a constant velocity of 30km/h.
Origin: Local authorities in a civilian neighborhood in [REDACTED] reported the violent death of a total of 13 (thirteen) civilians and the extreme devastation of multiple civilian buildings.
MTF Theta-90 [“Angle Grinders”] followed a trail of destruction SCP-6574 had made. SCP-6574 was recovered from a forest in [REDACTED]. It was attempting to knock down a vertical slab of obsidian. 5 (five) Foundation personnel were lost in the attempt to secure and contain SCP-6574. All witnesses were administered Class C amnestics by Foundation field agents.
A broken television screen in the previously mentioned neighbourhood was later traced back and found out to be the start of the trail of destruction. A [REDACTED] brand console with the game [REDACTED] in operation was connected to the television, and was missing a bowling ball, no anomalies were found in the coding of said game and console.
Addendum-1:
Experimentation on slowing down and/or stopping SCP-6574 from pursuing SCP-6574-1 utilizing anonymous methods pending for approval.
Addendum-2:
Experimentation with SCP-6574 with the goal previously mentioned in Addendum-1 has failed.
Foundation researchers attempted to utilize SCP-[REDACTED] to create a vicinity of zero friction and halt SCP-6574’s horizontal movement completely.
SCP-6574 entered the vicinity and stopped while spinning at the same constant rate. After 5 (five) minutes, spacial distortions were observed around SCP-6574. After an additional 28 (twenty-eight) minutes, SCP-6574 began shifting in and out of our plane of existence. In the duration of 10 (ten) minutes, SCP-6574 gradually phased out from our home dimension, however, the moment SCP-6574 was about to atomically collapse onto itself, it slingshotted itself back into our reality, creating a shockwave of true void which devastated Site-47.
A series of containment breaches involving 5 (five) Safe Class SCPs, 23 (twenty-three) Euclid Class SCPs, and 27 (twenty-seven) Keter Class SCPs occurred as a result of Site-47’s total malfunction. The initial shockwave along with the aforementioned containment breaches costed the Foundation the lives of 46 (forty-six) Researchers, 13 (thirteen) MTF Responders and 1 (one) Site Administrator.
No further experimentation involving SCP-6574 is allowed by direct order of the Overseer Council.
You should add this to the site
Lol this is no where near good enough, maybe someone can refine it or something.
Underrated
Fuck, 10 year old me would have nighgmares
Degenerated_weeb i Dont see any flaws
Me: "Throws ball"
Ball: "Lands a lead role in a new Matrix movie"
What's funny is that 2:00 is the most legit one
Not totally the ball still autoaimed their way through but the earthquake is legit
True its a method people use
Secret strike
@@JaggedBird I am one of the people
The ball rolled back to see the shit that button does
The first strike is also legitimate
@@levibrechbiel7421 not really wouldn't have been an actual strike but almost yeah
I appreciate how the ball slowly rolled back for the second throw, really adds to the terror
Pins: *Still standing*
Bowling ball: _VIBE CHECK_
Lmao
Gotta get rid of the bad vibes
What does Vibe Check mean anyways?
@@pepsidoggo1598 you basically hit someone to check in on how they are doing
Imagine bringing this thing to the local bowling alley. EDIT: Okay I get it! Mark Rober did something like this!
Mark Rover
not sure if links get filtered in this comment section, but if not, this is the video: ruclips.net/video/wM5NHC97JBw/видео.html
Stolen comment
Mark Rober
Everyone: looking at you
This is like playing a mobile game with 200 ping
Edit:Holy crap thanks everyone for 1.9k likes
Imagine playing mobile games.
Imagine playing.
Imagine.
.
Imagine playing mobile
this is a whole new meaning to "nice throw"
“mom, can we get wii sports?”
“we have wii sports at home.”
wii sports at home:
You say that like you don't want this
I get it
In 2019? I guess you could but if I went to EB Games or GameStop or whatever. I can guarantee that I will find it preowned for $1. (Literally)
I mean I wouldn't complain
I would love to have this
1:00 My heartbeat when I hear the front door unlock and I haven’t done the chores.
lmao
*deceased*
S a m e lol
Masterpiece
The front door when u forgot your spanish lessons
1:29: Aight imma head out
Awww,isnt it cute when your ball comes back after hitting a strike?It missed you
@@thanos4769 Good ball. *pets the bowling ball*
I cackled
@@thanos4769”Mommy! Mommy! Did you see that??”
Even if my ball were to be like this, watch as I only get two pins throughout the whole entire playthrough.
0:22 the ball came back like “my b I missed a spot”
Yes we all watched it thanks for telling us
MoJo Pro he was making a joke.
@@MoJoProfessional people like you are fucking annoying oh and before I forget
THE JOKE~~~~~~
YOUR HEAD
@@MoJoProfessional m8 just let people have fun
MoJo Pro I didn’t say it was funny. I said he was making a joke. You just shut it down.
They're not hacking.
They just have a really good gaming chair.
But can it do ⊣ェ𝄩ᔕ?
EzPzGz is that a jojo reference
And its 399
Who the FUCK plays wii sports on a chair
@@CiphersWon someone who uses wheelchairs
1:56 is when an anime character unsheathes its katana for a split second
Bro that's so accurate.
zenitsu
Nah it's when they unsheathe it 1 millimeter then close it
Hey no cheating.
@@ImNotNivZ says the one disguised as the player in this video who usee a banned technique of being able to control the ball remotely
When the ball hits the gutter, but the pins just give up on life. That got me.
That’s the secret nuke that was implemented into the game
Your big brother: I don't cheat
How he plays:
As the oldest of my real and step siblings, I can confirm that the oldest is just always too good.
I find this quite accurate
I liked the part where he said “Nice Throw”.
tmbottegal I’m not sure I understand how this is happening. But maybe it would help if I played wii sports
When did he say that? I didn’t catch it
MeleeRoy YT he says it close the the end, but it’s easy to miss.
geotechms
Oh okay thanks
I liked the when she got a strike.
Mr. Beast: don’t get a strike to win $10,000,000.00
Chandler:
😂😂😂
🤣😂💀 the truth to this comment thoooo
Mr. Pinkk the only times chandler wins in when he’s in the Bermuda triangle
that's a good one lmao
But her just won a private island tho-
2:00 I love how the ball comes back out like "I did it! Did you see?"
1:48 I love how nothing happened in this replay.
**Doesn't get strike**
Bowling ball: I got you homie
Killer Cinema I laughed too hard at this for some reason
@@tabyoshi8997 *I was not worthy for such an honor*
Andy: Walks in the room
The toys: 2:02
Nick Dahl This comment got a chuckle out of me. Good one.
normally I don't laugh at comments, but this one made me lose my mind
this comment is so underrated
Underrated
That gave me a good chuckle thanks for that
“Confused confusing confusion” best describes this compilation of chaotic events :D
My mom's shoe flying around to get me
Ikr
gahyeon's rap part in piri InSomnia 😁
Why did I laugh so hard at this
NICE THRoW
Does he move the mouse to move the ball to make pins fall down if they don’t move?
Nobody:
Pin: Still stands
Ball: How dare you still live
Sophie Kurbanov exactly
This comment is copied
Kevin Rangel it’s not and I f someone did this show me
That's not how you use "nobody:" you fuckin normie
Ball: omae wo mo, shinderu
*physics exists*
the bowling ball : “ hold that thought “
The ball: I'm going to pretend I didn't see that
At 2:00, I love how the ball comes back as if saying “I though I told you to get down!” to the pins.
After a while, the “Nice Throw!”s start to sound sarcastic. It’s like the announcer knows that your success is entirely due to the sentient ball, but won’t call you out on it directly.
You're playing it alone no opponents
Ball: Moves back to get all the pins
Comments: Wii Scream
Ball: *jumps on railing and misses pins*
Pins: “that was a close one comrades”
Ball: *presses button*
Pins: “aight ima head out”