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  • @moodynoob
    @moodynoob Год назад +1884

    I used to be really frustrated with how difficult to understand academic papers are, but after gaining enough knowledge, I'm now a little more sympathetic - it's really easy to tersely express ideas with complex language, simplifying them requires a lot more effort and is almost always more verbose.

    • @someonespotatohmm9513
      @someonespotatohmm9513 Год назад +83

      It would be nice if someone would keep a dictionary for all the field specific words that have quite precise meanings. That way ppl could reference that source instead of spending one or more paragraphs explaining a single word or notation. Or leave it as an exercise for the reader to figure out what something means.
      edit: before ppl explain the obvious fighting over the meaning of words this would produce, I know but a potato can dream.

    • @kejtos5
      @kejtos5 Год назад +193

      It may be field specific, but I honestly rarely encounter papers, that are complicated for the sake of being complicated, as some kind of intelectual voyeurism. Most of the difficulty comes from not knowing the field, which cannot be easily overcome I'm afraid.

    • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
      @rumplstiltztinkerstein Год назад +5

      AI will make things so much more bearable now that no one will actually reading the papers any longer.

    • @theultimateevil3430
      @theultimateevil3430 Год назад

      Stockholm syndrome let's gooo

    • @jeffreyjdesir
      @jeffreyjdesir Год назад +15

      ​@@rumplstiltztinkerstein it's likely that until AI is fully self-explainable and deterministic society will continue to rely on human correction and oversight at least for success critical projects

  • @Stirdix
    @Stirdix Год назад +695

    One from my brother:
    Code purpose: Every time list is changed, sort list.
    Problem: sorting list counts as a list change, producing infinite recursion.
    Solution: catch exception when hitting max recursion depth, assume list is sorted at that point, and continue from where you left off.
    As he says: "if it works, it works!"
    [He did fix it the next day when he worked out the proper way to do it.]

    • @WofWca
      @WofWca Год назад +51

      Based

    • @attchdattchd6036
      @attchdattchd6036 Год назад +114

      I think you need to keep an eye on him. We should be scared of people like that

    • @hyp3r-gaming157
      @hyp3r-gaming157 Год назад +29

      Can't he add new items with binary search and escape sorting each time?

    • @petrlaskevic1948
      @petrlaskevic1948 Год назад +9

      Just bisect the new items in

    • @GackFinder
      @GackFinder Год назад +3

      This sounds like Blazor callbacks to be honest.

  • @capsey_
    @capsey_ Год назад +426

    5:31 For those wondering, this is Minecraft enchanting table language (aka Standard Galactic alphabet), which is actually not a language but just a font that looks all funky

    • @Jalae
      @Jalae Год назад +22

      i hate that it's known as the minecraft language, rather than the commander keen language. but i guess it's nice that some people might be led to discover commander keen throught it.

    • @creativecraving
      @creativecraving 9 месяцев назад

      I feel like that one is only funny if you a) don't know about Unicode or b) get the reference.

    • @kricku
      @kricku 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Jalae Oh yeah, that guy you kill in Doom

    • @fwfy_
      @fwfy_ 7 месяцев назад +2

      i wrote a JS "translator" for this once - it's actually comprised of unicode. what's worse is some ASCII chars actually are represented by multiple SGA chars which broke my poor virgin JS dev soul

    • @creativecraving
      @creativecraving 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@fwfy_ Oh, man! Multi byte character translations are the worst! I would have that, too.

  • @darkdudironaji
    @darkdudironaji Год назад +146

    8:47" if(true == false)" that is some interesting fucking code there.

    • @jerichaux9219
      @jerichaux9219 5 месяцев назад +1

      I’ve done it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      Back before I’d set my comment-block to the best ever keyboard shortcut (Shift+Alt+A)
      Protip: you can set a block comment shortcut in SSMS.
      Sadtip: you cannot use the same shortcut to block uncomment :(
      Mildtip:
      • (Shift+Alt+A)->block comment
      • (Ctrl+Shift+Alt+A)->block uncomment

    • @Sauvva_
      @Sauvva_ 5 месяцев назад

      i do that all the time in unity, all it does is ignore the function until i finish it so i can run the game, if that is at the end a jususst use return but some ides complain that there is code after the return

    • @timber2lease
      @timber2lease Месяц назад +1

      in java, you could change false to returning always true (and vice versa) via reflection, so this if block could actually be executed. ofc pointless, just saying for funsies

    • @justinliu7788
      @justinliu7788 20 дней назад

      @@timber2leasecan you show an example of

    • @fomxgorl
      @fomxgorl 18 дней назад +2

      would be useful to know if someone's screwing with boolean logic. some people have evil coworkers which will slightly tweak axioms

  • @else1f
    @else1f Год назад +411

    Glad you enjoyed this 🤣. There are so many versions of this now and I'm so glad you picked mine! And sorry about the video quality 😅

    • @8koi245
      @8koi245 Год назад +5

      Oh really? I've only seens yours never search them up tho

  • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
    @rumplstiltztinkerstein Год назад +116

    7:13 When the developer says that they code 1000 lines of code a day

    • @mr.haiwan
      @mr.haiwan Год назад

      This shit is horrendous

    • @75hilmar
      @75hilmar 9 месяцев назад +1

      Dude I laughed at this for two minutes 😂

  • @michaelhart8928
    @michaelhart8928 Год назад +130

    I've seen this one java class that had a 6,500 line method with 5 layers of inheritance. Stuck right in the middle of the method were these two massive nested if blocks where they both were ~450 lines of if, else if, else crap.
    Best part was the second of the two if blocks was a copy and paste of the first with one comment saying "don't delete this because for some reason the code won't work without it," and you know what that person was right!

    • @DipsAndPushups
      @DipsAndPushups Год назад +12

      On my first ever project that wasn't trivial I had a similar situation where I needed to add else if instead of else or the code didn't work. To this day I don't know why that was the case as it was supposed to be a boolean condition. Anyways, long ago I rewrote that entire part of my project, so I no longer have that issue.

  • @michawhite7613
    @michawhite7613 Год назад +284

    1:34 I actually did that recently. The stack trace sometimes contained personally identifiable information, so I caught and rethrew the error to get rid of it in our logs.

    • @MD-vs9ff
      @MD-vs9ff Год назад +1

      You better have commented that so the next person around doesn't think you're a moron.

    • @calebvear7381
      @calebvear7381 Год назад +108

      Then you better have had a comment explaining why you would want to be doing that.

    • @michawhite7613
      @michawhite7613 Год назад

      @@calebvear7381 I did. It was several lines long actually.

    • @caltissue141
      @caltissue141 Год назад +196

      ​@@calebvear7381 Or, you name the Exception you catch badBoyWhoKnowsTooMuch and you name the one you throw niceGentleLadWithNoSecrets

    • @onebacon_
      @onebacon_ Год назад +78

      The real solutions would be to fix the error so that it doesn't contain sensitive information

  • @Asto508
    @Asto508 Год назад +172

    I literally had seen code from a colleague with constants like this:
    int OneSecondWaitTimeout = 1;
    int TwoSecondWaitTimeout = 2;
    int FiveThousandMillisecondsTimeout = 5000;
    Not a joke, it exists and everytime I review code from this guy, I die inside.

    • @Honken
      @Honken Год назад +10

      I take it this was used one time in one file, but if any one of these were used in ~100 places across several files, it makes sense to capture it in a variable.

    • @Asto508
      @Asto508 Год назад +13

      @@Honken
      How does it make any sense to store constant integers in local variables?

    • @Honken
      @Honken Год назад +8

      ​@@Asto508 Not local; global. That's what I meant with "100 places across several files".
      Magic strings and numbers are a major PITA. It's better to group them in one place and refer to them via constants or enums.
      If by your post you meant that your colleague keeps them _in one scope_ then yeah, that's dumb AF and I feel your pain; I get those as well.
      ```
      const isLoggedIn = user.logged_in
      if (isLoggedIn) {
      ...
      }
      ```
      _fukme_

    • @Asto508
      @Asto508 Год назад +11

      @@Honken Well, if the constants are actually some very important number, then I can see your point, but we are literally talking about "1" or "2" in constants named "One" and "Two".

    • @Honken
      @Honken Год назад +11

      ​@@Asto508 The same principle still applies; if they are used hundreds of times, by having them constant you have one uniform value instead of hundreds of arbitrary values, hence the word 'constant'.
      If we need to change TIMEOUT from 2.0 to 5.0, that's a one line change.
      If we have to dig through tens of thousands of lines of code and find every `timeDiff.Seconds >= 2.0`, we will be wasting a lot of time and run the very palpable risk of missing one and heisenbug ourselves into pager duty on Christmas.
      As dumb as it sounds, having a constant/enum called One which is bound to the integer 1, if the references to that number is high, it's an investment well made.

  • @OLApplin
    @OLApplin Год назад +72

    the funniest thing in java to me is to catch an IOException, just to re-throw an UncheckedIoException

    • @maleldil1
      @maleldil1 2 дня назад

      That sounds reasonable, though. At least you're changing the type of the exception and giving it a new context (or, in this case, escaping the hell that is Java's checked exceptions). Throwing a play Exception is just throwing the stack track and type away.

  • @_FFFFFF_
    @_FFFFFF_ 11 месяцев назад +22

    I've led a priviledged life. The C code I work with most days is bad, but never this bad. Thank you kernel devs.

  • @lunaxion8641
    @lunaxion8641 10 месяцев назад +42

    Who took pictures of my code?

    • @_Jayonics
      @_Jayonics 5 месяцев назад +4

      Microsoft recall beta.

  • @alexIVMKD
    @alexIVMKD Год назад +99

    Prime's reactions are the funniest

    • @ThePrimeTimeagen
      @ThePrimeTimeagen  Год назад +24

      :)

    • @PragandSens
      @PragandSens Год назад +4

      @@ThePrimeTimeagen its cute and funny, cunny

    • @the_blue_flash
      @the_blue_flash Год назад +5

      @@PragandSens There's a time and place for everything, and prime correction is not yet meant to be 😭

    • @wilder6408
      @wilder6408 Год назад

      Nobody press another like. This is where it should be.

  • @emjizone
    @emjizone Год назад +61

    6:38 Experts, please explain to me the difference between a Git rainforest and a primitive Git jungle. What are the most toxic bugs that can be found in there?

    • @Jabberwockybird
      @Jabberwockybird 7 месяцев назад +3

      I think a git bamboo forest is better. No merging ever

  • @RealRatchet
    @RealRatchet Год назад +143

    Catching and then rethrowing immediately is useful when you need a debugger trap because breaking on exception sometimes destroys the callstack legibility, I'm looking at you javascript. And then you forget it and push it to production.

    • @drewbabe
      @drewbabe Год назад +9

      Language-specific quirks are understandable but I think this is Java where that doesn't make sense

    • @MrIceGhost7
      @MrIceGhost7 Год назад +7

      In Python raise Exception() from e is legit for catching whole stack trace for debugging purpose :)

    • @EbonySeraphim
      @EbonySeraphim Год назад +3

      In the Java case, the debugger trap is useful as setting a breakpoint at the end of a function doesn't get triggered if the stack is being jumped/unwound. There may be advanced debugger features that can do this, but its much easier to combine basic debugger functionality with basic code and set a breakpoint on that line so you can examine what's going on as the exception is being thrown.
      A very similar (but not exact) reason to do this is if the caught exception is checked and you're just rethrowing an unchecked, or a different wrapped checked (ugh) exception.

    • @MrDavibu
      @MrDavibu Год назад +3

      @@drewbabe
      If it hasn't changed it's necessary in Java to catch exceptions (elsewise the code will not compile), if you can't handle them you have to rethrow them.
      Thus the shown code is the only valid way in Java to escalate the exception upwards into runtime.
      It's not cringe in anyway, not every exception can be handled by a program, but needing to handle all exceptions leads to more safe code (defensive programming).
      I mean Rust does pretty much the same thing with an onEvent function instead of a catch block and people praise rust for this.
      Just because it's older way, doesn't make it worse.

    • @asdfqwerty14587
      @asdfqwerty14587 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@MrDavibu I don't see how putting it in a try/catch block would change anything in Java. I don't know if it was ever different, but when I've worked with Java the way it works is that a function can't throw an exception unless you include "throws Exception" (or some subclass of Exception) as part of the function declaration, and if you do have that included as part of the function declaration then you don't need to include a try/catch block even if something within that function throws an exception.

  • @lordofthe6string
    @lordofthe6string Год назад +23

    Telling people that FizzBuzz example is war crime, is a war crime.

    • @aenguswright7336
      @aenguswright7336 8 месяцев назад

      I mean, the whole point of FizzBuzz is to NOT do it that way, so....

    • @sagitswag1785
      @sagitswag1785 7 месяцев назад +11

      ​​​@@aenguswright7336 I thought the point of fizzbuzz is the modulo operator? Unless you mean you're always meant to use string concatenation?

    • @tapwater424
      @tapwater424 6 месяцев назад

      @@aenguswright7336 Tell us, without searching it up, why it's a bad idea to use if..else if..else for fizzbuzz

    • @bakk.
      @bakk. Месяц назад

      @@aenguswright7336 What do you mean? This is a very common way to solve it. KISS, keep it simple stupid. Why would you overcomplicate it for no reason?

    • @Aestareth_
      @Aestareth_ Месяц назад

      @@aenguswright7336 if-else is actually faster
      there's no reason to use a map unless you have a ton of different conditions

  • @TheAndreArtus
    @TheAndreArtus Год назад +21

    One that always gets me:
    ```
    if condition
    return true
    else
    return false
    ```
    Or one where items were deleted from a collection in a set of nested loops and checks, e.g.
    ```
    while true {
    for index in range {
    if (range[index] == itemToDelete) {
    range = range[0..index-1] + range[index..range.size]
    found = true
    }
    }
    if found break
    }
    ```
    There are so many better options one can choose. One, assuming no need to preserve order or immutability is to reverse the iteration order and swap the found item with the last [unmatched] index and then just trim the collection to the new size.

    • @hbrg9173
      @hbrg9173 Год назад

      You can rewrite the first one as "return condition ? True :False"

    • @TheAndreArtus
      @TheAndreArtus Год назад +7

      @@hbrg9173 Or just "return condition", it's clearly already Boolean.

    • @Nathan-pl2cf
      @Nathan-pl2cf Год назад

      @@TheAndreArtus it could be a truthy value

    • @TheAndreArtus
      @TheAndreArtus Год назад +1

      @@Nathan-pl2cf You can still return directly with a double negation (e.g. JS) or type cast (e.g Python). If you can branch on a condition then you can also directly return a boolean representation thereof (true|false; 1|0; etc.) in most common languages. Personally I try to dispense with weak notions of type as soon as possible as these, in my opinion, are too frequently a source of bugs.

    • @Nathan-pl2cf
      @Nathan-pl2cf Год назад +2

      @@TheAndreArtus I agree, just wanted to point out that they weren't entirely wrong, depending on the language anyways. I would probably go with explicit casting over the ternary though.

  • @BusinessWolf1
    @BusinessWolf1 Год назад +22

    I entered a twitch stream once. They unironically used a cursive font. i asked them about it, wished them a good day and left.

  • @Lampe2020
    @Lampe2020 10 дней назад +1

    9:05 Just for fun I just challenged myself to do a FizzBuzz and I used an object with numbers as keys and the wanted strings as the values, iterating over the wanted number range and at each iteration iterating over the previously-defined object and checking if i is cleanly divisible by the number and if yes adding its associated string to an array. At the end of the iteration step I check if the aforementioned array is empty. If yes, I output the number and if not I join the array elements together with an empty string. Adding seven for "Bazz" was as easy as defining the object's key "7" as "Bazz".

  • @einargs
    @einargs Год назад +8

    To be fair to academics, when you're dealing with complex topics you need specialist language for it.

  • @BennykuYT
    @BennykuYT 2 месяца назад +6

    I don't know if this is right, but for the FizzBuzz question, I would have done it this way:
    conditions = {3: "Fizz", 5: "Buzz", 7: "Bazz"}
    for i in range(1, 101):
    result = ''.join(v for k, v in conditions.items() if i % k == 0) or str(i)
    print(result)

    • @LiveType
      @LiveType 2 месяца назад

      Not going to check it, but looks right to me. Maybe add a length variable

    • @josephvictory9536
      @josephvictory9536 Месяц назад

      I used to do it branchless, thanks to bad habits i picked up from codeingame:
      for i in range(1,101):
      print( ("Fizz"*(i%3 ==0) + "Buzz"*(i%5 ==0)) or i )
      There are so many ways to do it.
      Recursion:
      def fizzbuzz(i=0):
      if i==100:
      return
      print( ("Fizz"*(i%3 ==0) + "Buzz"*(i%5 ==0)) or i )
      return fizzbuzz(i+1)
      Awful hashes:
      fizz = { str(n*3) for n in range(100//3) }
      buzz = { str(n*5) for n in range(100//5 }
      for i in range(1,101):
      print( fizz[i]+buzz[i] or i )
      Generators too:
      fizzbuzzgen = ( ("Fizz"*(i%3 ==0) + "Buzz"*(i%5 ==0)) or i for i in range(1,101))
      while fizzbuzzgen:
      print(next(fizzbuzzgen))
      Without modulus and division:
      fiz = 0
      buz = 0
      for i in range(1,101):
      fiz+=1
      buz+=1
      print(("Fizz"*(fiz==3) +"Buzz"*(buz==5)) or i)
      fiz = fiz*(fiz!=3)
      buz = buz*(buz!=5)
      Hell even pure CSS (with LOADS of empty divs in html):
      .fizz-buzz {
      counter-reset: fizzbuzz;
      }
      .fizz-buzz > div::before {
      content: counter(fizzbuzz);
      counter-increment: fizzbuzz;
      }
      .fizz-buzz > div:nth-of-type(3n+3)::before {
      content: "Fizz";
      }
      .fizz-buzz > div:nth-of-type(5n+5)::before {
      content: "Buzz";
      }
      .fizz-buzz > div:nth-of-type(3n+3):nth-of-type(5n+5)::before {
      content: "FizzBuzz";
      }

    • @SakibUllah-tu8nx
      @SakibUllah-tu8nx 15 дней назад

      looks good

  • @QuotePilgrim
    @QuotePilgrim Год назад +9

    When I wrote fizzbuzz for the first time I did it in Python in a way that you could pass the fizzbuzz function a dictionary where the keys are numbers and the values the strings to replace them with, so you could call it with {3: "fizz", 5: "buzz"} or {3: "fizz", 5: "buzz", 7: "bazz"} or whatever you like, with pretty much as big a dictionary as you wanted.

    • @henry_tsai
      @henry_tsai 7 месяцев назад +2

      Ah, the "replacing combinational logic with ROM" solution, software edition.

    • @QuotePilgrim
      @QuotePilgrim 7 месяцев назад

      @@henry_tsai I think I described it poorly. You don't pass a dictionary with all the numbers. If you pass just {3: "fizz", 5: "buzz"} it will automatically replace all multiples of just 3 with fizz, all multiples of just 5 with buzz and all multiples of 15 with fizzbuzz. If you pass {3: "fizz", 5: "buzz", 7: "bazz"} it will additionally replace all multiples of 21 with fizzbazz, all multiples of 35 with buzzbazz and all multiples of 105 with fizzbuzzbazz. That is, assuming I added a maximum number parameter to allow it to output more than 100 numbers, which I don't remember if I did or not, and I don't know if still have the original code I wrote.

    • @lightlysal
      @lightlysal 4 месяца назад

      that's what he said in the video, use a map.

  • @dave6012
    @dave6012 Год назад +4

    I love that “Bustin’” is on your watch list 😂

  • @davidmcdonnel4831
    @davidmcdonnel4831 Год назад +4

    Here's my Fizzbuzz in Haskell I made while trying out Haskell, I'm excluding the tests, test harness, main IO function and combining it all into one file. I wanted to have a ruleset file that was the only thing you needed to change to add more rules like is commonly asked in the FizzBuzz toy problem.
    import Data.Foldable
    import Data.Maybe
    type FizzRule = Int -> Maybe String
    fizz :: FizzRule
    fizz = rule 3 "Fizz"
    buzz :: FizzRule
    buzz = rule 5 "Buzz"
    foo :: FizzRule
    foo = rule 7 "Foo"
    bar :: FizzRule
    bar = rule 11 "Bar"
    baz :: FizzRule
    baz = rule 13 "Baz"
    rule :: Int -> String -> FizzRule
    rule n m i =
    case i `mod` n of
    0 -> Just m
    _ -> Nothing
    fizzBuzz :: [FizzRule] -> [Int] -> [String]
    fizzBuzz rules = map f
    where
    f i = fromMaybe (show i) (ruleset i)
    ruleset = fold rules

  • @hansmustermann7185
    @hansmustermann7185 5 месяцев назад +3

    „A physicist tries to make it simple.“
    The guy has never seen code written by a physicist

    • @dmitripogosian5084
      @dmitripogosian5084 29 дней назад

      For me, codes written by physicists are way more transparent than those written by professional programmers. Perhaps because I am a physicist myself.

  • @evellior
    @evellior 9 месяцев назад +2

    Sometimes at work (in Go) we write functions that take a pointer to a boolean as a parameter, usually for a simple filter that has three states (eg: when requesting customer list get free users / premium users / all users). Certain higher level functions always need a particular list, but you can't just pass true because it needs to be a pointer, so I call it like this:
    true := true
    myFunction( &true )
    "If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid." (/s)

  • @criptych
    @criptych Год назад +2

    7:56 JavaScript gonna JavaScript.

  • @CottidaeSEA
    @CottidaeSEA Год назад +89

    For the FizzBuzz stuff, use a map with numeric keys and what should be printed. Use % key == 0, add value to variable and print at the end, printing the number if variable is empty.
    You're welcome.

    • @GiletteRazorsharp
      @GiletteRazorsharp Год назад +6

      What do you mean by " % key == 0"? You mean iterate over the key values and check if whatever number you have `% key` is 0? Then what's the point of having a map in the first place?

    • @MH_VOID
      @MH_VOID Год назад +11

      you're saying something like the following (don't mind the variable names :| ):
      ```rs
      pub fn fizzbuzz(input: usize) {
      let map = [
      (3, "Fizz"),
      (5, "Buzz"),
      (7, "Baz")
      ];
      let res = map
      .iter()
      .filter(|(k, _)| input % k == 0)
      .map(|(_, v)| v)
      .fold(String::new(), |acc, e| acc + e)
      ;
      println!("{}",
      if !res.is_empty() { res }
      else { input.to_string() }
      );
      }
      ```
      ?

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA Год назад +3

      @@MH_VOID Yeah, that seems correct to me. That way you only need to adjust the data rather than the "business logic".

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA Год назад

      @@GiletteRazorsharp See the reply from MH_VOID. The point is to not have to adjust the logic, only the data.

    • @GiletteRazorsharp
      @GiletteRazorsharp Год назад +10

      ​@@CottidaeSEA sure, but MH_VOID isn't using a map. That's just an array of tuples. Still, why would that be any better or worse than having just more if statements (presuming you do string concatenation)? I'd argue it's less readable unless you're getting into many more than 4 or 5 branches.

  • @compilererror
    @compilererror Год назад +8

    I did not want to be the one to say this, and yes I am an idiot, but the UI in templeOS is the definition of complex.

    • @compilererror
      @compilererror Год назад +3

      Make no mistake - Terry Davis was a human Cypher

    • @underscore.
      @underscore. Год назад +1

      reported for terrorism and misinformation

  • @games4us132
    @games4us132 Год назад +5

    About sentered code - it is actually a thing that was popular back in the days where ide was not common an people programmed in simple text editors. Ive seen that myself but aside from how it looks it was pretty comfortable to read and there was no errors.

    • @gregorymorse8423
      @gregorymorse8423 9 месяцев назад +1

      This dinosaur has never heard of Python lol.

  • @Lampe2020
    @Lampe2020 10 дней назад +1

    5:42 Not only kids use Scratch, also some grown-ups that enjoy a challenge. There's a full RISC-V emulator written in Scratch that runs a tiny Linux distro. And when compiled to JS it is actually acceptably fast with a boot-up time of ~20s. On vanilla Scratch it takes longer than an hour to boot at which point I just cancelled it.

  • @krystofmares8857
    @krystofmares8857 15 дней назад +1

    6:00 Meanwhile the biggest female stream was made in Scretch XD

  • @Monkeydew1o2
    @Monkeydew1o2 3 дня назад

    Solving fizzbuzz with map instead of string concat is like mowing lawns with artillery.

  • @MichaelLazarski
    @MichaelLazarski Год назад +44

    I think what he means with fizzbuzz and map and adding a 7 for example would be this:
    const condition = { 3: "Fizz", 5: "Buzz", 7: "Prime" };
    for (var i = 1; i i % key === 0 ? value : "")
    .join("");
    if (!answer) answer = i;
    console.log(answer);
    }

    • @joshuakb2
      @joshuakb2 Год назад +7

      That example is relying on JS coercing "key" to a number in the modulo expression. It does work, but in TS you'd want probably want `i % +key`

    • @twothreeoneoneseventwoonefour5
      @twothreeoneoneseventwoonefour5 Год назад +18

      why are you using var in 2023, dude, ew

    • @joshuakb2
      @joshuakb2 Год назад +4

      @@twothreeoneoneseventwoonefour5 haha I didn't even notice that

    • @twothreeoneoneseventwoonefour5
      @twothreeoneoneseventwoonefour5 Год назад +8

      I have also done it in one liner (kind of):
      const conditions = { 3: "fizz", 5: "buzz", 7: "prime" };
      for (let i = 1; i
      i % +key === 0 ? conditions[key] : ""
      )
      );
      console.log(line);
      }
      Or better to use an actual map here:
      const conditions = new Map([
      [3, "Fizz"],
      [5, "Buzz"],
      [7, "Prime"],
      ]);
      for (let i = 1; i

    • @MichaelLazarski
      @MichaelLazarski Год назад +2

      @@twothreeoneoneseventwoonefour5 This is something i wrote quickly in the console and if its let or var here is so unimportant :D
      There are 1000 ways of solving this.

  • @ItsGazareth
    @ItsGazareth Год назад +8

    I love the music as well, it sounds like an evil villain soundtrack. Only someone truly depraved would birth such code.

    • @GuyFromJupiter
      @GuyFromJupiter Год назад +6

      It's Kronos Unveiled, from The Incredibles.

  • @hotrodhunk7389
    @hotrodhunk7389 Год назад +11

    I agree a lot of so-called geniuses to speak in a certain way that makes them seem smarter than they really are... Neil deGrasse Tyson being the main person I think about when I think about people who everybody thinks is a genius but just seems to be very assertive and talk in a very specific way.

    • @raylopez99
      @raylopez99 Год назад +1

      From what I've read of N. D. Tyson, he's a lot smarter than you and I in astrophysics. But coders (I'm not one, at least one professionally) often do clever stuff like x += 1; rather than x = x + 1; just to show off methinks.

    • @isodoubIet
      @isodoubIet Год назад +10

      @@raylopez99 "But coders (I'm not one, at least one professionally) often do clever stuff like x += 1; rather than x = x + 1; just to show off methinks."
      bruh

    • @Aeduo
      @Aeduo Год назад +1

      @@raylopez99 a better example that is far less clear is in something like C, combining iteration and dereferencing in to an already dense bit of code. it's unnecessary and poorly breaks down the solution in to its meaningful parts.

    • @javier.alvarez764
      @javier.alvarez764 Год назад +1

      @@raylopez99 Neil deGrasse Tyson is also considered as pop science by his community.

    • @F_A_F123
      @F_A_F123 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@raylopez99 x += 1 is nothing clever. Like at all. It's just better than x = x + 1, cuz it's easier to write and to understand.

  • @DirectitTech
    @DirectitTech 17 дней назад

    True. It is interesting because sometimes it can go the opposite way, although simplicity is usually compressed complexity. Think of a painting that is consistent in color and you can see clearly what it is. Then think of a painting that is abstract, like different shapes and colors. It can be a design and style choice, but, I do agree that simplifying things is the idea of efficiency.

  • @radekmojzis9829
    @radekmojzis9829 Год назад +19

    Yesterday i was refactorig some code written by a collegue and i found this gem.
    $files = [ ]
    foreach ($media_files as $file){
    $files [] = $file;
    }
    return $files;
    Also the most evil definition of true/false ive ever seen is
    #define true (rand() % 2)
    #define false (rand() % 2)

    • @gregorymorse8423
      @gregorymorse8423 9 месяцев назад +3

      Making a copy of a list to avoid leaking internal state or reference issues has many valid uses. You probably broke your colleagues code and caused a disaster due to naivety.

    • @radekmojzis9829
      @radekmojzis9829 9 месяцев назад

      @@gregorymorse8423 no, it everything works perfectly fine.

    • @merlin9702
      @merlin9702 7 месяцев назад

      @@gregorymorse8423 $files = $media_files copies the "array" in php

    • @lemke5497
      @lemke5497 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@gregorymorse8423I was about to say that, unless php has some function like Java to return a super fast copy of a collection instance, this is good/normal code.

    • @realitant
      @realitant 2 месяца назад +1

      Works 1/4 of the time every time

  • @SpazeUnofficials
    @SpazeUnofficials Год назад +2

    can't believe this has not more views, it has to be one of your best videos

  • @sub-harmonik
    @sub-harmonik Год назад +16

    the thing is, the 'if/else' fizzbuzz solution is usually the most performant. It's just not scalable at all. Also if you add 'bazz' as 7 then would you also print 'fizzbuzzbazz' when the number is divisible by all of them?

    • @macfrag574
      @macfrag574 Год назад +7

      yes, but that only occurs at 105 at the first time (3*5*7), so you would have to change the upper limit of the range for this to happen at least once

    • @Petrovich2049
      @Petrovich2049 5 месяцев назад

      It’s not the most performant. Use counters instead, which reset on hitting 3 and 5 and you remove %. Optimize it further and populate an array[n=smallest divisible number=3*5] with answers and write to output as many times as needed.

  • @probablyarth837
    @probablyarth837 Год назад +5

    Plot twist: it wasn't a kid who made that scratch code

  • @antonpieper
    @antonpieper Год назад +11

    6:20 idiomatic C++ in 2030 be like

  • @ANunes06
    @ANunes06 2 месяца назад

    The "catch Exception(err) throw new Exception(err)" has layers to it man... not least of which is the mystery of what's going on before and after it. Look closely at the nesting. This is INSIDE of some kind of nested loop. And not at the end. I know not what crime was committed up above this one, but it was so bad the author decided outright murder was the only way out alive.

  • @Robert-zc8hr
    @Robert-zc8hr Год назад +1

    The cursive is so good! I don't know what I'll use it for yet, but I'll use it.

  • @sharpedged7830
    @sharpedged7830 Год назад +11

    1:34 I have this in my code 😃 though I would say it's the most natural solution as I am writting a custom language compiler and when an error is thrown during macro expansion I want to log the entire macro expansion chain. (Like "missing semicolon", "note: in expansion of macro macro_2!()", "note: in expansion of macro macro_1!()" ...)

  • @krtirtho
    @krtirtho Год назад +30

    Evaluating one's mathmatical ability with FizzBuzz is like judging a tree by its walking capabilties

    • @dolorsitametblue
      @dolorsitametblue Год назад +1

      Yeah, this got me stumbled too. But apparently, he says "..what the maP is".
      Tbh, I don't know where map is useful in FizzBuzz, because all languages I know doesn't have map function in standard libs 😄.

    • @crazycoder9356
      @crazycoder9356 Год назад +2

      @@dolorsitametblue but map isn't a function is a data structure.

    • @raz1572
      @raz1572 Год назад +5

      ​@@dolorsitametblue he means a dictionary or whatever you want to call a key value pair data structure

    • @deeepdish
      @deeepdish Год назад +3

      It's literally not about math lol

    • @JCLlindo
      @JCLlindo 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@raz1572 a map is a higher order function, not a key value pair data structure

  • @draiverx
    @draiverx Год назад +6

    const sentence1Array = ["There", "is", "a", "big", "problem", "with", "this", "video"];
    const sentence2Array = ["It", "was", "too", "short"];
    console.log(sentence1Array[0]);
    console.log(sentence1Array[1]);
    console.log(sentence1Array[2]);
    console.log(sentence1Array[3]);
    console.log(sentence1Array[4]);
    console.log(sentence1Array[5]);
    console.log(sentence1Array[6]);
    console.log(sentence1Array[7]);
    console.log(sentence2Array[0]);
    console.log(sentence2Array[1]);
    console.log(sentence2Array[2]);
    console.log(sentence2Array[3]);
    I had to fight with Chat-GPT, more than 5 prompts to force it to write the code in this way. But it didn't complain about writing it in JavaScript

  • @ChilenonetoYoutube
    @ChilenonetoYoutube Год назад +2

    I Personally had to work on refactor a program writtten in an ancient xbase derivative... Foxpro i think, that its function was to program production of bottled vbeverages on several produiction lines... the on-screen tables where bottle caliber and production line ID were cross referenced were made with HARDCODED ID ... I'm talking about 10 different calibers and 3 different production lines .... was a NIGHTMARE to get the business logic of all that spaghetti... Worst thing: I knew the guy who did it, and He always sold that chad "I Rule at coding BTW" vibe.... disgusting

  • @AstronautLoveTriangle
    @AstronautLoveTriangle 5 месяцев назад

    I didn't understand literally any of these, and this was still entertaining.

  • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
    @JohnSmith-ox3gy 9 месяцев назад

    Sometimes I ask myself would Terry think my code has too much voodoo.

  • @laughingvampire7555
    @laughingvampire7555 Год назад +2

    no wonder the npm package manager leftpad was faster than yours.

  • @skycaptain95
    @skycaptain95 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:35 this is a valid solution when you need to strip everything but the message string to avoid leaking sensitive data. It would be better to rewrite the error though. Bandaid foxes cost more in the longun.

  • @KangoV
    @KangoV 7 месяцев назад

    Longest class name in Spring: "HasThisTypePatternTriedToSneakInSomeGenericOrParameterizedTypePatternMatchingStuffAnywhereVisitor"

    • @LudvikM
      @LudvikM 6 месяцев назад

      I hope it's a utility class with only static methods XD

    • @KangoV
      @KangoV 6 месяцев назад

      @@LudvikM Haha, now that would be funny :)

  • @FilipMakaroni_xD
    @FilipMakaroni_xD Год назад +1

    Because of this video I forced myself to write a scaleable FizzBuzzBazz program

  • @donniesparks2676
    @donniesparks2676 Месяц назад

    I just got it. PrimeGen looks like Ben Stiller in Dodgeball. He moonlights as a gym trainer at Globo Gym.

  • @emptystuff1593
    @emptystuff1593 Год назад +1

    3:25 I actually have to do that kind of bullshit because of stupid Sonarqube configurations that don't let me reuse the same literal value more than once...

  • @chopseh
    @chopseh Год назад +1

    oh, I thought this was going to be a tutorial on programming drone software for the US Army.

  • @Jabberwockybird
    @Jabberwockybird 7 месяцев назад +1

    3:40. I can't wait to see that applied to
    public defaultValue = defaultTrue;
    public pointlessClassPropertyThatOnlyNeedsToBeInScopeForASingleFunction = defaultValue;

  • @Deadgye
    @Deadgye 9 месяцев назад

    I had to spend probably an extra week of effort debugging an application on a customer environment the dev team doesn't have access to because the application is riddled with exception catches that throw new exceptions everywhere so you can never figure out the full story and even with full server logs w/ annotated context and testing results the dev team isn't always sure what happened.
    I kept mentioning that it was unfortunate I couldn't know what the error actually was because of it. But instead of getting better, there were more catch throw new added and added.
    I just couldn't even anymore. Just couldn't even.

  • @JerrenT
    @JerrenT Год назад +3

    there are so many of these videos and they are all great

  • @favourbede5889
    @favourbede5889 Год назад +7

    I legit did the emptyString = "" yesterday 😂😂😂. I think there was a good reason for it though. I wrote a function that did a lot of string manipulation so I figured it would be better to read emptyString and space than to read "" and " "

    • @joshuakb2
      @joshuakb2 Год назад +7

      I think that's a great reason. The true horror of defaultTrue, defaultFalse, and defaultEmptyString is not that we're aliasing easily-expressed values so much as that there's only 1 value of "true", "false", and "empty string" each, so there's no point in specifying a "default" for each of those categories

  • @creepergd4884
    @creepergd4884 10 месяцев назад

    1:33 I did something like this in my C# .NET course where I took an IO exceptions and threw an unimplemented exception lol

  • @anilgurjar2536
    @anilgurjar2536 4 месяца назад

    All of the programmers who wrote those war crime programs have served sentence in programmers correctional facility.

  • @NachitenRemix
    @NachitenRemix Год назад +3

    WOW, you were able to watch a whole video without interrupting it. What a miracle :)

  • @kilteddwarf
    @kilteddwarf Месяц назад

    i was fixing some strange proxy problem, where non dynamic images caused problems... yeah, 10 levels of nesting with structures with a switch in a switch in a for loop, that exits after the first itteration inside a switch inside a lot of ifs... calling random functions with about the same level of nesting... yeah, in the end the solution was to just put other image urls in the db and somehow the server to which the proxy pointed was able to get those images from the cdn and return it... so proxy pointing to a image cdn, that just calls the url from our real cdn... yeah... because some 3rd parties are not following standards, we sill have to keep the legacy app running... and now we have to port it (aka i ported it and we have to test some things)

  • @SmokedUnicornChannel
    @SmokedUnicornChannel Год назад

    5:42 Yes... kid... Sure, let's go champ! Don't know who you are but KUDOS to you!

  • @TatianaRacheva
    @TatianaRacheva Месяц назад

    I like how so many of these are in C#. Checks out

  • @comedyclub333
    @comedyclub333 10 месяцев назад

    I just paused the video at 3:20 and didn't realize for a full minute, because I was thinking it was already accidentally paused and tried to "unpause" it.

  • @alangraton2000
    @alangraton2000 2 месяца назад

    7:53 Yeah, me too.... It happened to me during college. That was the momment when i realize I should get some sleep ;-;

  • @snwdn
    @snwdn Год назад +6

    Can someone explain what he is talking about with FizzBuzz and a map? I understand a map as either a hashmap like a typical Javascript object or the Array prototype function map where you iterate an array an pass a function to run that takes each item in the array as an argument. I was trying to look up solutions to FizzBuzz that use a map (or Array.map) and I can't seem to figure out how that would make it more extensible or scalable that using if statements.

    • @hardcorecode
      @hardcorecode Год назад +1

      You are overthinking it! I initially thought the same thing but realized there are referring to "map" ( iterate n times and transform each value ). FizzBuzz is so Trivial that it makes it difficult!

    • @altrag
      @altrag Год назад +3

      Its the hashmap one. It seems overkill if you're only dealing with 2 or 3 replacements, but it shows that you could design a routine that might take maybe 30 replacements if you wanted without having to write a giant stack of if/else.
      Of course you can do that with just a bunch of single ifs (not else ifs) as long as you're careful to only print a newline at the end of them all, but the next question (to drive you to the "correct" answer) would be asking how the replacements could be configured / passed into the method externally rather than hardcoded.
      If they push you to the map solution (one way or the other), and you're sufficiently familiar with your language's data structures to know how to deal with it (because they'll obviously tell you to suggest an answer yourself!), you can ask if the order of the words matters. In most languages the basic map structure is unordered and since that's (usually) not the goal of the exercise the interviewer might not have been thinking about it (not that they wouldn't understand the question of course, just that it might not have been in their head at the time so bringing it up might show an extra layer of thought about the problem).
      Of course FizzBuzz is so well known its unlikely they'll push all that hard. If its used at all anymore, it'll just be as a basic filter problem and they'll focus on something more relevant (and less likely to have just been memorized from any of the million examples online).

    • @TeslaPixel
      @TeslaPixel 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@altragwhat does a map give you over an array of pairs?

    • @altrag
      @altrag 7 месяцев назад

      @@TeslaPixel Uhh not much, I suppose. That wasn't really in the OP's question though. I was mostly distinguishing a hashmap data structure (which probably wouldn't be any better than the array of pairs) from a functional-style map() method (which wouldn't really do what's needed.. of course if you had a list of numbers you could map() them using a map :D).

  • @XeZrunner
    @XeZrunner Год назад +6

    More like this, please 😂

  • @maxmouse3
    @maxmouse3 11 месяцев назад

    The second video UAHUAUHA the catch/throw I've also seen in the wild

  • @Dev-Siri
    @Dev-Siri Год назад +3

    8:04 is just JS being JS.

  • @itermercator114
    @itermercator114 Год назад +13

    The academic papers one is true, my university experience would have been much more easier if the academics were more focused on simplifying topics for students to digest, rather than being egotistical, making their slides well and truly obscure (to say the least), only so they can look smart and flex on students half their age.
    _It definitely was a pretentious thing not a "this is critical to understand the concept" thing, I had a numerical methods lecturer who explained BigO, a five minute concept that you could literally explain as "how bad a function scales with big data, slower scaling is better", into a 50 minute lecture breaking down MATLAB code line by line getting to complete BigO equation for a double for-loop.
    _(for those who don't know, the real process is just seeing two for-loops then going "yep n^2", not figuring out what exact O(32*n^2 +12n+2) by going through every operation like you're combing assembly code).

    • @HrHaakon
      @HrHaakon Год назад

      My lecture on the Big Oh Family was the 5 minute introduction to the terms, what they meant, and then 40 minutes of examples, and I was nearly sleeping at the end. But you gotta make it so the retards figure it out.

    • @sk-sm9sh
      @sk-sm9sh Год назад +21

      Pretty sure looking smart and flexing wasn't the goal there. Sure there are exceptions but overall academics are very humble people. Academic papers are often difficult because the target audience of the papers typically are field specialists and not your average lay man. Goal of scientific papers is to discuss subject with peers, who already have deep knowledge on the subject. What is easy for layman to understand is not necessary the best form when high accuracy and effectiveness is required when communicating between peers. Presenting subject to general audience is very rarely a goal of scientific paper. That goal is fulfilled by further work for instance books, summaries and journals. Lastly even if wants to make his work accessible and even if that is possible it's still a very difficult job as it takes a lot effort to find simpler ways how present your work and as scientist you might simply not have enough time on your hands to do so as your primary job.

    • @MD-vs9ff
      @MD-vs9ff Год назад +10

      Also not every algorithm is going to be as easy to analyze as a double for loop. That professor was probably trying to introduce you to the concept by over-analyzing an easy example, and build up to harder ones.

    • @98danielray
      @98danielray Год назад

      are you really complaining about some professor taking the time to explain big O? your definition by precision metrics is trash. stop coping

    • @isodoubIet
      @isodoubIet Год назад +2

      Imagine being this mad that a teacher tried to teach you something.

  • @skeleton_craftGaming
    @skeleton_craftGaming Год назад

    Oh that makes sense, and fits with my perspective that I'm an absolute clown... 0:57
    5:02 as an interjection to the fact that print takes multiple arguments, that is fine, and any other context...
    Actually, I would argue that using non-branching code would be better. [To implement fizzbuzz]

  • @h0rm1
    @h0rm1 6 месяцев назад

    Soundrack from The Incredibles - Mr. Incredible learns the truth

  • @NithinJune
    @NithinJune Год назад

    3:57 This reminded me of that video “I am a never nester”

  • @RubelDev-h2i
    @RubelDev-h2i Месяц назад +1

    I really don't know what's happening

  • @d3vilm4ster
    @d3vilm4ster Год назад

    This is one of your best videos! Loved it 😂❤!

  • @0runny
    @0runny Год назад +1

    I haven't laughed this hard since an interviewee put Power Builder as his main skill on his CV - Sorry!

  • @_greysama_
    @_greysama_ 5 месяцев назад

    “How do you trim the bonsai tree?”
    Me: rm -rf

  • @RuslanKovtun
    @RuslanKovtun Год назад +1

    6:00 - Hey ThePrimeTime that kid should have used loop instead of repeating blocks over and over again, LOL

  • @webdev7095
    @webdev7095 2 месяца назад

    3:40
    CSS variables when for some reason the correct way to go about it is var(--color-red): red;

  • @emptystuff1593
    @emptystuff1593 Год назад +1

    1:32 I reviewed way worse code. Like a big ass several thousands lines Java ETL that would try/catch every single NPE in its own block and do nothing about it. So instead of failing at the first NPE, it would continue until the end, return a status 0, except it did shit all.

  • @u9vata
    @u9vata Год назад

    The only reason why I don't fuck up with .sort() still to this day despite knowing this is that I implemented an O(n) heap-sort variant in the codebase and calling that anyways :D :D :D

  • @SilaDrenja
    @SilaDrenja Год назад +1

    9:50 somewhat they would be right. There are others, most of them more scalable ways, but this is by far the fastest. Only remove the first if, and all the else's

  • @jzthegreat
    @jzthegreat 11 месяцев назад +1

    Kudos to that kid on scratch!

  • @TheNewton
    @TheNewton Год назад

    6:37 is the funniest because it's the Declaration of Initialization

  • @DilzwieldKing
    @DilzwieldKing 9 месяцев назад

    Catch exception, throw that shit back
    We're playing hot potato 🤣

  • @0x6po
    @0x6po Год назад +7

    part 2?

  • @ethanwasme4307
    @ethanwasme4307 Год назад

    How i feel watching this channel as a first year

  • @sjfsr
    @sjfsr 5 месяцев назад

    Just looking at the thumbnail, I say turn to the functional paradigm. I write java daily and i enjoy it when I don't have to deal with validation tasks. I know.... Fp has everything as a value, including exceptions and I love it for that reason.

  • @Jabberwockybird
    @Jabberwockybird 7 месяцев назад

    I was so confused about how FizzBuzz can be done with a map. And after giving up and looking it up. It's actually NOT A MAP. Okay, it's specifically not a hash map. It gets converted to an array of conditions and each number is run through the array to see if it matches one of those conditions.

  • @lance_c1323
    @lance_c1323 6 месяцев назад

    My shoulders hurt for catching all those Java Exceptions

  • @gutierrez9524
    @gutierrez9524 4 месяца назад

    3:08 at this moment, he realises that the humankind has no chance to evolve anymore

  • @xXjohnsmithXx
    @xXjohnsmithXx Год назад +14

    favorite streamer

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk Год назад

      jerma probably thanks for asking

  • @greglane501
    @greglane501 Год назад +1

    "N-word" - Terry Davis

  •  11 месяцев назад

    It's great that after 3 years in programming I understand every single joke. My wife looks at me like I am crazy.

  • @emjizone
    @emjizone Год назад

    3:51 This one is for T-Shirt. Or a scarf.
    And the brand should be named _Elsewhat_.

  • @d3fau1thmph
    @d3fau1thmph 5 месяцев назад

    2:00 This is a placeholder to write the exception handling routine later.