i love how this is essentially the dynamic: pat: there is no racism in this game, everyone is kinda just chill, there is tension but no slurs or anything Woolie: THEN I'LL MAKE IT MYSELF! Pat: OH GOD YOU HAVE A SICKNESS FOR IT MAN
To be fair I think he said he does it to leave it open ended because he can’t rule out that he won’t occasionally come back to something or put something on hold to check out other games.
Pat yucking it up, the fucking ghoul, aaah id love to see more of pat in an actual playthrough on the channel, he adds so much extra salsa to the already nice ingriedenints we have with woolie and reg.
Fighting a drake, getting it to its last bar of health, a griffin dive bombs the fight, beat the hell out of it, it tries to fly away but I'm on it stabbing, it dive bombs a group of bandits fighting a cyclops and its just an all out brawl, like a full hour battle altogether its so good
54:00 Headcanon: That friendly griffin being siege bolted caused all other griffins to be hostile to humans and beastmen alike, after they found out somehow.
Woolie, I know you are highly unlikely to continue this on stream after the initial here, but I sincerely hope you stick around at least in your own time to play with Mystic Spearhand. It is a Woolie bait vocation. For those who played DD1, Mystic Knight was Kenobi/Jedi, Mystic Spearhand is Darth Maul/Sith in terms of gameplay. It is god damn radical.
@@NocturneJester looking at the schedule this week and the little bit of the podcast I listened to so far, I think he'll be playing offline which is still great.
My game is crippled by a missing series of floor textures that turn everything with a cliff into a guessing game. Still though? This game is good. I say that as someone missing fucking FLOOR TEXTURES.
Personally not been bothered by the 30fps on console or the microtransactions.. Been having a thoroughly enjoyable experience with the game! Especially after seeing all the small details when fighting the bigger monsters.. Nothing is more fun than blinding a cyclops before hacking at his legs and pushing him over.. I feel like a true fantasy bully!
Maybe the game is a little bit for them, more so than Bald's G. But fuck man, it's painful watching them play when there's no way to take out their anger like in SF.
Ermmm **pushes glasses up nose** Medusa its name, the creature itself is a Gorgon. You wouldn't call every black person a Woolie, would you? 😂. I'm joking obviously but seems fitting with the channel.
@@BigOtakuGamerSHAWNYim about 50 hours in, the literal only disappointing thing about this game is performance and the crashing. Warrior mains stand up, our glow up was massive, just like our damage.
@@GrimsinMingzhi Less monsters than the original game pre expansion, story is even more of a mess, dragon plague exists, allot of subsystems got dumbed down or just flat removed. Game is a sidegrade of the first game after 12 years atm. Kento Kinoshita (guy who made bitter black should have been given the lead, not Itsunos, whole game is massive missed opportunity. Not bad, but not worthy of being called a sequel.
@@DemonFireRain No, he doesn't. Didn't say he does. He could've dropped the sponsor and played the first one, I mean I don't care either way but you taking my comment even slightly seriously really pisses me the fuck off
@@rokudodamaza this part: "I mean I don't care either way but you taking my comment even slightly seriously really pisses me the fuck off" what a hilariously immature overreaction.
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What practices? That all items from the mtx shop are easily findable in-game? In that case better should've boycotted DMC5 and Resident Evil 4 Remake as well.
@@JackOfen stop running defense for corporate trash, bootlicker. yeah, people should have made a bigger deal about other games that did it, whataboutism isn't a dunk, it's stupid and only flies for people who are already in your circlejerk. and selling a fast travel point in a game with notably limited fast travel is garbage. as is selling items that raise your social links. if you wouldn't defend fromsoft selling a free bonfire location in dark souls, or atlus selling a free rank up to your social links, then you shouldn't be defending this. integrityless fuckin cultist dorks istg.
the microtransactions are annoying, but also totally frivolous. Please tell me you're not one of those people that still thinks you can "buy fast travel"?
10 minutes in:
Woolie: Devising new slurs
Reggie: Trying to get freaky with the gorgon.
All is right with the world
When Reggie said "so you're Woolie" i thought when he replied Woolie was gonna hit him with a "And this is Versus"
i love how this is essentially the dynamic:
pat: there is no racism in this game, everyone is kinda just chill, there is tension but no slurs or anything
Woolie: THEN I'LL MAKE IT MYSELF!
Pat: OH GOD YOU HAVE A SICKNESS FOR IT MAN
Woolie: Let's be careful with the swearing, since we're on the front page. BUT FAKE SLURS?! HELL YEA MA NIPSNIFFER
Pretty sure there's a real slur hidden in that fake slur, Dr. Suess.
I can't believe Woolie went from King of Vermont to getting his back whipped in the mines in one day
[???]
You just describbed the beginning of the game in a better way and less words lol
I can confirm that Wollie was king of Vermont, until the Guitar Hero legion deposed him...
Pat calling the dragon a yandere is shockingly accurate, that dragon wants you SOOOOO bad
Gregori: "I made you strong. Fight me!"
I'm half surprised DD2 didn't have a secret romance the Dragon path after all the comments I've seen from DD1 where people were lusting for Grigori
You must fight me or sacrifice your beloved...ME!
@@217adaptiveperspective David Lodge lol
I wish Woolie would label his "Quicklooks" or "Shortplays" as such. It gets people's hopes up.
That's what the sponsored is for
@@wolflance64 Not for all of them.
To be fair I think he said he does it to leave it open ended because he can’t rule out that he won’t occasionally come back to something or put something on hold to check out other games.
Reggie finding out he's the Arisen getting me teary eyed fr look how happy he gets
that @PatStaresAt guy seems pretty cool. you should totally consider doing more content with him in the future!
Could even get a couple more people in, form a group of swell companions
The group does need their token white guy
Pat yucking it up, the fucking ghoul, aaah id love to see more of pat in an actual playthrough on the channel, he adds so much extra salsa to the already nice ingriedenints we have with woolie and reg.
Pat yelling at Woolie to cast a spell before the tutorial even tells him how lol
i really hope they play this all the way through such an amazing experience
*looks over at the BG3 videos*
They won't.
Woolie actively working to future proof his content is yet further proof of his constant professionalism.
Fighting a drake, getting it to its last bar of health, a griffin dive bombs the fight, beat the hell out of it, it tries to fly away but I'm on it stabbing, it dive bombs a group of bandits fighting a cyclops and its just an all out brawl, like a full hour battle altogether
its so good
I'm surprised woolie went with Nip Sniffer when *NIPPER* was right there- "Those lazy good-for-nothin' NIPPERS!" (7)
I know a feller who calls em Rugs
fucking Reggie: 'Baby come back, you can blame it all on me...'
she Dragon in my Dogma until I'm Arisen
She Arisen my Dragon until I Dogma
@@Migzilla93Dogma? I hardly Dragonma!
She drag on my dogma
Dogma balls.
Isnt pat more of a 0- Oohh its PART 1!
These Vs/pat collabs are feeding my soul
just dont let it set back in (when it's over again)
Not even four minutes in, and Woolie is already on the race jokes. The quality content I come here for
The Sorvran cutscene is what happens when you win EVO.
"Sounds like you're ready for Hollywood." 😂
This and Helldivers collab has been surprisingly pleasant! Hope they will be able to more here and there in the future
After conquering the hearts of entire galaxies in ME, now Reggie is a-rizzin'!
She Dragon my Dogma till I'm 2
Do... Do you need an adult?
nice one.
A Y O.
@@MapleFried I am an adult
Reggie is the hero we need
*The goblin sheaths his club, slicks back his horns, and says* :
Roses be red
Your corpse is good eating
Easy mode is all you'll be beating.
Very entertaining as always guys. Keep it up!
I'm pretty sure the Lion O VO was in Doctor Who in the 70s... I'm sure of it elemayo.
Oh woolie playing a mage class when its the least character action/fighting game class
And at the same time the biggest fucking EXPLOSION of ecstasy of a magic class ever made in all games that has ever been created thus far.
I always keep 2 sorcerer pawns on deck, sandwiching a drake between 2 tornados is *chefs kiss*
@@figuures6098so spell synch is still a thing?
@@Hillthugsta yep, 2 sorcerers cast 2 tornadoes twice as fast :)
"is there a way I can cast magic while also exclusively using my fists in combat?" - Woolie.
54:00 Headcanon: That friendly griffin being siege bolted caused all other griffins to be hostile to humans and beastmen alike, after they found out somehow.
Woolie of the lake, what is your wisdom
20:30
Hah! A finer shot was never loosed!
woolie and reggy laugh the EXACT same way, and i love it so much
No Reggie, the snake lady can't be a pawn but the snake lady CAN BE in... certain fanmade productions...
it's still hilarious that woolie got in the game instead of pat
further proof AAA marketing people can't handle any criticism what so ever
I zaw the episode 2 upload 😤
Im ready for 300+ episodes of Dragon Dogma: the Second.
Woolie, I know you are highly unlikely to continue this on stream after the initial here, but I sincerely hope you stick around at least in your own time to play with Mystic Spearhand. It is a Woolie bait vocation. For those who played DD1, Mystic Knight was Kenobi/Jedi, Mystic Spearhand is Darth Maul/Sith in terms of gameplay. It is god damn radical.
I’m so hyped for this. I really hope it doesn’t become another BG3.
There is actually zero chance woolie is ever going to finish this
@@NocturneJester looking at the schedule this week and the little bit of the podcast I listened to so far, I think he'll be playing offline which is still great.
@@jkreincarnationYou mean "playing off camera" I presume.
I am still hoofing hopium for BG3
Look what happens when you put tilt in the king's goblet
I am going to miss Lion O, I Liked his Nasaly Bravado
Playing this game im starting to think it was supposed be A remake but they thought saying 2 would sell more
My game is crippled by a missing series of floor textures that turn everything with a cliff into a guessing game.
Still though? This game is good. I say that as someone missing fucking FLOOR TEXTURES.
Verify your files guy
@@Zazarrios Nothing works.
"No 2 on that title screen"
Oh boy...
Omg Reggie asking why Big paige is so cheap killed me 😂
You could've said Nippers but idk maybe that's too far [2]
13:09 From start to racism? Eh doesn't feel like a new PB gotta step it up for the next one.
Personally not been bothered by the 30fps on console or the microtransactions.. Been having a thoroughly enjoyable experience with the game! Especially after seeing all the small details when fighting the bigger monsters.. Nothing is more fun than blinding a cyclops before hacking at his legs and pushing him over.. I feel like a true fantasy bully!
30fps and microtransactions on a full priced game are unacceptable. fucking stand for something for once
@@malum9478 Chill dude it's not Palestine it's just a video game
@@malum9478 standing for things is lame and gets you nothing.
Omw you gotta finish this game😂
10 minutes in, Woolie invest fake racist slang just to fill in the racism void, classic
He did kinda cheat by using a REAL racist slur in it
Gonna read the manga on this one, but comments for the algorithm
Pat came back to you Woolie
awesome!
Oooh, hell yeah.
Maybe the game is a little bit for them, more so than Bald's G. But fuck man, it's painful watching them play when there's no way to take out their anger like in SF.
It’s been a min. I f cks with y’all London Kentucky
Ermmm **pushes glasses up nose** Medusa its name, the creature itself is a Gorgon. You wouldn't call every black person a Woolie, would you? 😂. I'm joking obviously but seems fitting with the channel.
Damn
Just get a little whif of it
I really hope you guys continue this game. But i feel you are not gonna engage Itsuno’s combat playing a mage
Now go and make devil may cry 6, Itsuno.
Woolie saying catnip must be incredible is funny, because if I'm not mistaken, catnip doesn't make cats high, it makes them horny lmao
At least 99% sure that's not true
@@stevsux4442 you're right, I confused something I read with something else, I believe it's just not exactly how a drug behaves or something like that
performance aside ive been focusing on the main quest and it has not been a fun experience.
what you dont love shitty stealth missions in your giant monster fighting game? shocking!
Wish someone coulda told us about the microtransactions before hand, someone with a preview or somethin, guess nobody like that exists tho
All Capcom games have microtransactions like this
@@prenoctis4749 no they fucking don't. and it doesn't matter even if they did.
@@malum9478Yes they do, check the store pages right fucking now
@@malum9478 I don't remember everyone throwing a hissy fit over DMC 5, Monster Hunter, or RE4 Remakes microtransactions.
Whos hyped for dissapointment?
Wait, why disappointment?
@@BigOtakuGamerSHAWNYim about 50 hours in, the literal only disappointing thing about this game is performance and the crashing. Warrior mains stand up, our glow up was massive, just like our damage.
@@GrimsinMingzhi Less monsters than the original game pre expansion, story is even more of a mess, dragon plague exists, allot of subsystems got dumbed down or just flat removed.
Game is a sidegrade of the first game after 12 years atm. Kento Kinoshita (guy who made bitter black should have been given the lead, not Itsunos, whole game is massive missed opportunity.
Not bad, but not worthy of being called a sequel.
@@unyieldingsarcasm2505Lmao, seething over dragonsplague
Get filtered
Straight to 2, wow Woolie really hates the first one, what did it do? Probably called him the n word
it's not like he really needs to play the first one. and if you somehow didn't see, this one is being sponsored by Capcom.
@@DemonFireRain No, he doesn't. Didn't say he does. He could've dropped the sponsor and played the first one, I mean I don't care either way but you taking my comment even slightly seriously really pisses me the fuck off
@@rokudodamaza lol ok, kid.
@@DemonFireRain What did I say that gave the impression that I'm kid?
@@rokudodamaza this part: "I mean I don't care either way but you taking my comment even slightly seriously really pisses me the fuck off"
what a hilariously immature overreaction.
is there a "No Pat" dlc?
man, screw this.
Why no like pat
Get a grip fatty
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you guys really shouldnt be promoting a game with such shitty practices
What practices? That all items from the mtx shop are easily findable in-game? In that case better should've boycotted DMC5 and Resident Evil 4 Remake as well.
@@JackOfen stop running defense for corporate trash, bootlicker. yeah, people should have made a bigger deal about other games that did it, whataboutism isn't a dunk, it's stupid and only flies for people who are already in your circlejerk. and selling a fast travel point in a game with notably limited fast travel is garbage. as is selling items that raise your social links.
if you wouldn't defend fromsoft selling a free bonfire location in dark souls, or atlus selling a free rank up to your social links, then you shouldn't be defending this. integrityless fuckin cultist dorks istg.
No but it's a Capcom game and not Overwatch so we gotta double standard suck on corporate boot.
the microtransactions are annoying, but also totally frivolous. Please tell me you're not one of those people that still thinks you can "buy fast travel"?
@@JackOfen Why you No-Selling how draconian and greedy the Save Game slot design is?
Ahh WOolie your mic gain sounds very high