【NSFW】That handj*b caused a broken hand [Englishsub][The legendary debut stream]

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @kagurameaenglishunofficial7177
    @kagurameaenglishunofficial7177  4 года назад +586

    Clicke here ruclips.net/video/6JTkHjN5V7o/видео.html to watch Mea's thoughts 1.5 years after this.

  • @evergarden9768
    @evergarden9768 4 года назад +2930

    Paryi: ok so here's the deal, your persona is a pure, neat-freak maid that addresses the viewers by "Master".
    Mea: *ok*

    • @kaznaito9029
      @kaznaito9029 4 года назад +280

      Hahaha hands goes shake shake

    • @enricopucci4202
      @enricopucci4202 4 года назад +71

      Haha Hand go *Krak,Krak*

    • @KhaosFrosty
      @KhaosFrosty 4 года назад +43

      Paryi: "Goddamnit, you're supposed to clean messes, not make them!"

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 4 года назад +19

      Oh wait she's supposed to be a maid?

  • @andresao51
    @andresao51 4 года назад +3592

    Artists gets so pissed he breaks his own daughter's hand

    • @chase8967
      @chase8967 4 года назад +45

      She*, her*

    • @EC-hf8ui
      @EC-hf8ui 4 года назад +190

      @@chase8967 The artist is a dude, Paryi

    • @fluxetcetera1554
      @fluxetcetera1554 4 года назад +7

      Breaking News

    • @AstolfoGayming
      @AstolfoGayming 4 года назад +88

      @@chase8967 he* his* . Mama is just a title for the 3d animator

    • @Lolzyeets
      @Lolzyeets 4 года назад +2

      @@chase8967 *

  • @neostorm999
    @neostorm999 4 года назад +2666

    "I don't remember giving birth to you."
    -Paryi-san, probably

    • @Graestra
      @Graestra 4 года назад +81

      “I’m not your dad!!”

    • @gabrielpoubel1077
      @gabrielpoubel1077 4 года назад +99

      Quite sure that quote is from my mother

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium 4 года назад +37

      @@gabrielpoubel1077 Ouch

    • @kusojutsu5179
      @kusojutsu5179 4 года назад +18

      @@Graestra Day after day...

    • @shirobaka
      @shirobaka 4 года назад +15

      @@kusojutsu5179 seems like I push against the clouds...

  • @tatin1959
    @tatin1959 4 года назад +1726

    a maid that isn't that clean??
    we have reached fetish levels that shouldn't exist

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 4 года назад +60

      She's a dirty Maid ;D

    • @masitter
      @masitter 4 года назад +76

      @@RambleOn07 she bathes 3 times a month lol

    • @whyjaspher9737
      @whyjaspher9737 4 года назад +12

      *holy shit*

    • @mataco7073
      @mataco7073 4 года назад +12

      @@masitter well i used to bathe every 2 days but since lockdown is ongoing now i just bath once every month

    • @prettieboiswag6659
      @prettieboiswag6659 4 года назад +2

      Mataco70 ........

  • @cyrene03
    @cyrene03 4 года назад +1648

    Paryi is such a madlad, even giving her a cast.

    • @secondlayer7898
      @secondlayer7898 4 года назад +63

      She has also destroyed his vtuber group

    • @akivirus7020
      @akivirus7020 4 года назад +6

      @@secondlayer7898 how is that?

    • @secondlayer7898
      @secondlayer7898 4 года назад +81

      I have read that project Paryi has collapsed mainly because of Mea arguing with everyone

    • @cyrene03
      @cyrene03 4 года назад +10

      oh yeah i remember that was a thing. don't know much about their group tho

    • @akivirus7020
      @akivirus7020 4 года назад +43

      @@secondlayer7898 woah.. i didnt know, well maybe afterall Mea is a messy person, but herself has say that anyways

  • @michaelsjournal2540
    @michaelsjournal2540 4 года назад +1941

    "Did you get famous as VTuber?"
    Mea: Yes.
    "What did it cost?"
    Mea: My arm...

    • @Gamesmarts194
      @Gamesmarts194 4 года назад +36

      Mea: "My arm and the ability to give handj*bs."

  • @tomrose9465
    @tomrose9465 4 года назад +2445

    Mae's mama (Paryi): "Here she is, your avatar. Look how cute and adorable she is. She can blush, she can cry."
    Mae: "It's Mama's fault I can do this, Look! Handj*b!"
    Paryi: ". . . .why?"

    • @ルリ-ruri
      @ルリ-ruri 4 года назад +78

      Mea : why not?

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer 4 года назад +4

      lol

    • @Homiloko2
      @Homiloko2 4 года назад +48

      I took good care of you, I gave you everything.... Why must you do this to your mama ;_;

    • @akivirus7020
      @akivirus7020 4 года назад +7

      I totally thought about this scenario... yeah, Poor Paryi

  • @randomphantomxd4734
    @randomphantomxd4734 4 года назад +875

    Mea: *Breaks had from doing a h*ndjob gesture*
    Men: "We have no such weakness. We only get stronger."

    • @goalback2766
      @goalback2766 4 года назад +40

      FeelStrongMan

    • @EmperorTenno
      @EmperorTenno 4 года назад +61

      PILLAR MEN INTENSIFIES

    • @weebman9762
      @weebman9762 4 года назад +25

      Horny gang

    • @aikun9098
      @aikun9098 4 года назад +12

      Big pp gang

    • @riffmcdude9830
      @riffmcdude9830 4 года назад +16

      Ngl my right arm has more definition and striation thanks to h*andjob

  • @RadicalGaming1000
    @RadicalGaming1000 4 года назад +543

    Paryi: Mea is now complete. She is all yours. I hope you enjoy all the time I've spent working on h-
    Mea: _Look what I can do_

    • @akivirus7020
      @akivirus7020 4 года назад +10

      She must had face like "Harold hide the pain"

  • @somedude2468
    @somedude2468 4 года назад +637

    “Bruh why she sound like a empty bottle of Febreze”

  • @comeeeeee
    @comeeeeee 4 года назад +861

    mea’s laugh is godly lol

    • @orionise9715
      @orionise9715 4 года назад +11

      ruclips.net/video/_ks4OTDTn40/видео.html
      Here's her real laugh lol

    • @chronoblack579
      @chronoblack579 4 года назад +32

      I beg to differ, pekora laugh is the best

    • @primisto7530
      @primisto7530 4 года назад +1

      It's so dirty haha

    • @arniealaan6942
      @arniealaan6942 4 года назад +1

      It sucks my soul out

    • @TomoyaOkazaki13
      @TomoyaOkazaki13 4 года назад +1

      @@chronoblack579
      Nah
      Nakiri's laugh is the best

  • @Flygoniaks
    @Flygoniaks 4 года назад +460

    I don't know what to make of the implication that Paryi broke his own daughter's hand because she was being too naughty.

    • @12isaac00
      @12isaac00 4 года назад +13

      The Hank Hill method of parenting, just instead of puffing on packs of cigarettes she had to flail her arm until it snapped.

  • @DarronGA
    @DarronGA 4 года назад +378

    The handj*b didn't break her hands, Paryi-san did

    • @gaboratoria
      @gaboratoria 3 года назад +1

      Which is even more hilarious

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 года назад +286

    Poor Paryi-mama she must be really traumatized xD
    Mea traded her hand for her popularity, this is indeed what we called "Equivalent Exchange
    " xD

    • @AurielIle
      @AurielIle 4 года назад +1

      Jojo reference????????

    • @kurousagi1239
      @kurousagi1239 4 года назад +6

      @@AurielIle why you say jojo refrence? is it new kind of joke?

    • @snekeater980
      @snekeater980 4 года назад +6

      @@AurielIle bruh thats fullmetal alcemist

    • @cannae920
      @cannae920 4 года назад +3

      MLG DK
      Shut the fu-

    • @jeffreyzhou8898
      @jeffreyzhou8898 4 года назад +2

      Are you a Full metal Brother! ?
      *Nice*!

  • @eriktheshitposterm.i.a6760
    @eriktheshitposterm.i.a6760 4 года назад +72

    "Your trial of moving hand has ended" - Paryi-san, holding a sledgehammer, 2020

  • @bruh4551
    @bruh4551 4 года назад +353

    “Bruh why she sound like an empty bottle of Febreze” - Some Dude

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium 4 года назад +34

      That guy can predict the future

    • @whitecunt6903
      @whitecunt6903 4 года назад +1

      U made my day 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LastSecBloomer
    @LastSecBloomer 4 года назад +142

    That's a genius way to deal with the issue, lol...props to Paryi.

  • @bryantrandolph4693
    @bryantrandolph4693 4 года назад +190

    If you don't like it, look for mama
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Paryi-san's place is as empty as ever...
    .
    Still, won't it take too much effort to simply make Mea's live 2d with broken hand just because of that joke lolz, the dedication...

    • @tatin1959
      @tatin1959 4 года назад +50

      that's what made it even funnier, mea tried to poke fun at her mama and she got made fun of instead.
      He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will

  • @TheKoopa4000
    @TheKoopa4000 4 года назад +44

    2:06 she’s having the time of her life

  • @topp4362
    @topp4362 4 года назад +105

    1:12 HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

  • @rusterrd4037
    @rusterrd4037 4 года назад +173

    Imagine mama (paryi-san) when she saw that stream
    Paryi san: you made me do this *Breaks meas arm like a twig*

    • @attran4967
      @attran4967 4 года назад +1

      *he

    • @myuren_chi
      @myuren_chi 4 года назад

      *he

    • @rusterrd4037
      @rusterrd4037 4 года назад

      @@myuren_chi whose paryi san anyways? XD and why does mea calls him mama?

    • @wxlurker
      @wxlurker 4 года назад +7

      RusterRD The artist who illustrates/design the avatars (the appearance?) of the vtuber is often referred to as mama.

    • @inciacci549
      @inciacci549 4 года назад +4

      @@wxlurker considering they "birthed" the avatar...

  • @kumi6463
    @kumi6463 4 года назад +26

    2:03 Just a replay button for meー for the laugh

  • @gravityhurts2910
    @gravityhurts2910 4 года назад +97

    Imagine if Mea finally one day joins Hololive. Yagoo will grow old a lot faster due to stress lol.

    • @magic_cfw
      @magic_cfw 4 года назад +8

      that's never my friend

    • @uteriel282
      @uteriel282 4 года назад +108

      dont think mea will ever be allowed to join hololive.
      shes already causing enough stress for yagoo just by being aquas friend lol.

    • @betard8104
      @betard8104 4 года назад +5

      She already tried to join Hololive

    • @yuuta6563
      @yuuta6563 4 года назад +15

      She honestly gets much more money by being independent.

    • @greatninja2590
      @greatninja2590 4 года назад +11

      @@yuuta6563 not really the tax is huge for individuals(self employed) tbh in Japan at least she'd probably earn the same with less stress cause hololive will be the one to do the accounting.

  • @otame4771
    @otame4771 4 года назад +17

    Mea: *Broke her hands*
    Also Mea: *Laughs in utter satisfaction*

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 4 года назад +3

    Her laugh as soon as she does the movement is so hearty and goofy, I love it.

  • @griffionwyvrus9063
    @griffionwyvrus9063 4 года назад +9

    If she was on Hololive, Yagoo would be in a coma already.

  • @Ulta_Nagenki
    @Ulta_Nagenki 4 года назад +19

    I love her laugh, it sounds like a gear being stuck.

  • @CircaSriYak
    @CircaSriYak 4 года назад +33

    Wow she used such a squeaky voice back then

  • @fossilfountain
    @fossilfountain 4 года назад +8

    I feel like Mea is just an anti-idol figure that goes against the very perfect and clean nature of the title

  • @forcexjr1566
    @forcexjr1566 4 года назад +8

    I have such an overwhelming urge to see Mama Paryi’s reaction to this whole thing.....

  • @bankkunarak
    @bankkunarak 4 года назад +13

    Poor Paryi-san, imagine you pour all the love into a cute "please take care of my" daughter and handed her to this Mea.
    "What have you done to my pure and innocent daughter/creation ..."

  • @detectiveduck1577
    @detectiveduck1577 4 года назад +2

    bruh this is her debut stream I like the consistency nothing about her changed lmao

  • @Silver-Rexy
    @Silver-Rexy 4 года назад +1

    I always love watching the chat fucking *_ZOOM_* whenever a streamer does something silly.

  • @maurotula
    @maurotula 4 года назад +30

    I really dont think she was supposed to be THAT kind of maid
    ...
    I dont mind though (its funny that she was very much what she is now from the beginning)

  • @Pichu1232
    @Pichu1232 4 года назад +11

    Mama: "No more"
    *breaks 2D girls arm

  • @770neyo
    @770neyo 4 года назад +5

    I look at Mea the same way I look at my sister
    with dissapointment.

  • @610Blackhawk
    @610Blackhawk 3 года назад

    I love how you can tell exactly when chat catches up with the stream because you see a huge explosion about 20 seconds after the reveal.

  • @aimanstargazer
    @aimanstargazer 4 года назад +9

    Her laugh sounds like my printer tbh lmao

  • @eyywannn8601
    @eyywannn8601 3 года назад +2

    Mom and broken arms. I’ve read this before.

  • @locxle
    @locxle 4 года назад +3

    Paryi: *what kind of personality are you gonna give her?*
    Mea: *ok*

  • @platedplatypus9932
    @platedplatypus9932 4 года назад +3

    I feel like the moment when I discovered vtubers is also the moment where I truly have peaked in my life.

  • @TK0921
    @TK0921 3 года назад +1

    "If you wanna make such vulgar gestures I'll break your goddamn hand!"
    D:

  • @Super1337hung
    @Super1337hung 4 года назад +1

    Mea is just so adorable and cute everytime she smiles and laughs especially when she got her arm broken (poor girl 😥)

  • @BATTIS94
    @BATTIS94 4 года назад +1

    Gosh, Mea's laugh is perfect.

  • @Shirokami_0202
    @Shirokami_0202 Месяц назад

    Mea-chan is so mature , omoshiroi

  • @objectr7494
    @objectr7494 4 года назад

    The chat for a moment got slower. They tried to grasp what just happened.
    After understanding, hell went down in light speed.

  • @TheInstinctWithinV2
    @TheInstinctWithinV2 4 года назад

    I love how the chat went from 0 to a 100 in 2 seconds flat

  • @ConvictedHeart
    @ConvictedHeart 4 года назад

    "mama" should be proud. The daughter gave a full range of "service".

  • @MainGoldDragon
    @MainGoldDragon 3 года назад

    Mama said "I'll break your fucking arm !" and so she did.

  • @SandLion
    @SandLion 2 года назад

    3 days?? That's mighty quick!

  • @acream1138
    @acream1138 4 года назад +2

    2:04 legit my bike when using the starter button, or empty soap dispenser

  • @kaz3pan163
    @kaz3pan163 4 года назад +1

    I like to think that instead of Mea breaking her own arm, Paryi walked into Mea’s room after the stream and snapped it lol

  • @kemiya1750
    @kemiya1750 4 года назад +1

    you know is one old video when you don't see EN comments and wwwwwwwwww instead of 草

  • @eclairhk4824
    @eclairhk4824 4 года назад

    "I broke my hand....HAHAHA"
    damn dude she's laughing it off

  • @nathandavec.cajara7585
    @nathandavec.cajara7585 4 года назад +15

    I see nsfw with mea, i click.

  • @SWIFTO_SCYTHE
    @SWIFTO_SCYTHE 4 года назад

    Chat speed normal
    *handj*bs*
    Chat speed TURBOFISTO speed

  • @grgspunk
    @grgspunk 4 года назад

    *KGM Tries It™: Bugged Happy Ending Mechanics*

  • @aquilazyy1125
    @aquilazyy1125 4 года назад +2

    2:13 Oh so this is where the meme came from

  • @olivertrach8913
    @olivertrach8913 4 года назад

    paryi must've been proud of her watching this

  • @abdelarch8038
    @abdelarch8038 4 года назад

    I like to think that she was so happy 3 days later because she was loopy from the pain meds the hospital gave her for the broken arm.

  • @notSusNugget
    @notSusNugget 3 года назад +2

    jeez this was a debut stream???? LOL

  • @Necroneer
    @Necroneer 4 года назад

    Lmfao she actually has a cast, I saw the title but didn't see it coming.

  • @Fierissimo
    @Fierissimo 4 года назад +2

    poor girl she's a victim of domestic abuse, did someone already warn the police?

  • @SumeaBizarro
    @SumeaBizarro 4 года назад

    With great responsibility comes great mafia hand breaking

  • @blifaloo
    @blifaloo 4 года назад

    Mea 3D model will end depression globally.

  • @KingOfMMOs
    @KingOfMMOs 3 года назад +1

    Mea is such a riot

  • @FreyjaWion
    @FreyjaWion 4 года назад +2

    Mama.... you've done a good job

  • @absoluteterritory4601
    @absoluteterritory4601 4 года назад

    Her laugh sounds like starting a car struggling for ignition.

  • @AA-ub1ss
    @AA-ub1ss 4 года назад

    Where the spirit does not work with the hand, there is no art.

  • @fallofmanbrand
    @fallofmanbrand 4 года назад

    great video bro

  • @yadralf5476
    @yadralf5476 4 года назад +1

    Some guy in chat : BAN RTA
    lol

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster 3 года назад

    She really liked that joke a lot that she got a cast from doing it too much

  • @masterjepongs3133
    @masterjepongs3133 4 года назад +1

    1:30 chat : I'm fast.

  • @Bob-bs9ok
    @Bob-bs9ok 4 года назад

    If it wasn't for the subs I'd be proud of her the English

  • @DinnerForkTongue
    @DinnerForkTongue 6 месяцев назад

    She already came practiced and prepared for the day she marries Roberu. Mea, Mea, Mea 🤣

  • @Oz_Rion
    @Oz_Rion 4 года назад

    Paryi: *Nooooo you can't do that.*
    Mea: *Haha arms goes up and down!*

  • @pbjracing14yearsago49
    @pbjracing14yearsago49 4 года назад

    Man, chat blew up

  • @night1952
    @night1952 4 года назад

    Mea: "No Mom, not the baseball bat!!"

  • @TheOGLunaClipper
    @TheOGLunaClipper 4 года назад +2

    This is the greatest gold mine of all the time with the purest of gold. -Everyone after seeing this video.

  • @uewbn7
    @uewbn7 4 года назад +1

    That one guy at 1:34 : Alright, ban it is.

    • @uewbn7
      @uewbn7 4 года назад

      Actually nvm everyone else just started spamming "...BAN" after that lol

  • @drush_off
    @drush_off 4 года назад

    The current canon among the fanbase is that her little sister Ars put a seal on that arm, and that's why she doesn't move it anymore.

  • @rain_f
    @rain_f 4 года назад

    Her laugh is how my tractor sounds like lol

  • @phir9255
    @phir9255 4 года назад

    that shouganai na made me feel something I shouldn't feel

  • @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305
    @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305 4 года назад

    I see the let's be friends bot took on a new method

  • @GrandmasterArk
    @GrandmasterArk 3 года назад

    Guess what her new L2D model brings to the table.

  • @anxiouscat1434
    @anxiouscat1434 4 года назад

    I had heard about this...
    BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ERROR OR SOMETHING!!
    LOL
    I really need to watch more of her

  • @salvos4154
    @salvos4154 4 года назад +1

    What is she, ten? This is the definition of something a kid would laugh at but I guess it's kind of cute how she laughs

  • @CrnaStrela
    @CrnaStrela 4 года назад

    the sister Ars had but never acknowledge

  • @aovuenqpcjej3148
    @aovuenqpcjej3148 4 года назад

    Is she seriously playing stereoman in the background. Are you kidding me?
    I'm off to subscribe right now.

  • @xynide
    @xynide 4 года назад

    1:27
    Chat went crazy here...

  • @UnknownGamer40464
    @UnknownGamer40464 4 года назад

    You can see the chat explode

  • @youraveragemachine1013
    @youraveragemachine1013 4 года назад

    What an absolute mad lass.

  • @hobojoe357
    @hobojoe357 4 года назад

    I like hearing her burst out laughing.

  • @Sen-wm6fr
    @Sen-wm6fr 3 года назад

    hey, u got my auto sub

  • @RedLoveAi
    @RedLoveAi 4 года назад

    That laugh is quiet woah

  • @sterius5098
    @sterius5098 4 года назад

    Ah, the origin of PariPro tradition

  • @yoloson1187
    @yoloson1187 4 года назад

    "Please dont chat with other audiences"
    ???

    • @259
      @259 4 года назад +2

      It means what it says it means. Focus on the stream and don't go having conversations with people in the chat.

  • @HowToActivateNeurons
    @HowToActivateNeurons 4 года назад

    All these mea translators are putting degenerate wordings to attract more degenerates, no complains tho, _but a welcome one indeed_

  • @blacksiopao
    @blacksiopao 4 года назад

    I misread "cunning" and I am disapointed in myself.