The exact moment the scientist said there was THAT substance under their crust, I immediately went, "Oh, no..." Because someone is going to need some democracy.
lol as soon as they mentioned typing nonsense into it and they’ll read it, my head snapped around and I glared at my phone lol that’s a little too on the mark author dude lol
Great stories; Excellent narration! 1st story - Oil, you say. We have these beautiful beads we would like to give to you for your oil. 2nd story - It would have been even better if Xlerbomob added a link to a certain video by Rick Astley! LOL!!!
Second story: I like the implication that this cephalopod xeno was doing multiple tasks at the same time with the head just for occasional coordination and talking to Dave
Why would transport freight by rail be an issue? It is the most efficient way to transport over land. How do the aliens transport? Because they don't use cars, clearly don't use rail. They were scoffing at planes, leaving...
Fun Fact: there is a growing embrace of the theory of abiotic petroleum (and gas) creation...created by natural processes within the planet's crust. (...coal is another matter...)
Untold amounts beneath the surface of your planet you say...? Time to deliver them some democracy. Also, call my car stupid to my face, please... let's see how that works out for you and how good your medical plan is.
That first story reminds me of all the videos and commenters on RUclips arguing that America needs to switch from cars to rail for our primary mode of transport. The scientist thinking they're smart in all areas just because they're expert in one is just so relatably relevant. I had to pause the video and compose myself before I could continue.
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story links are in reverse order Story 1: Here in my car, I feel safest of all... Story 2: Well, he's not wrong
Story 1.: They are so shocked by the cars, travelling on four wheels. I can imagine their shock learning of motorcycles, that are essentially the same, but on two wheels with the driver astride on them. Also, that they can get up to speed much faster.
Yeeeaahh, best to let them find out about motorcycles on their own. But you could explain such mundane things as bicycles, skateboards, roller skates and such, people powered stuff. Maybe even horseback riding. Although, I think I'd stay away from parachute jumping, bungie jumping, scuba diving, hang gliding, ultra-lights, surfing, skiing (water and snow) and such. They already think we're crazy, let's not confirm it for them. Who us? Weird? Naw, now the Munsters and the Addams Family, THEY are weird.
Empire: Welcome to the Empire Planet - Hqz5
Hqz5 - we just call is Earth
Earth - By the way we hear you have.. OIL.
Helldivers deploy
The exact moment the scientist said there was THAT substance under their crust, I immediately went, "Oh, no..." Because someone is going to need some democracy.
For Rock and Stone!
*eagle screams*
The US would like to know your location.
Nvm, they can smell it.
Yes, we humans are weird. If you are researching the Internet, don't look up "Rule 34".
Passive - Aggressive much?
You know how the human mind responds to "No".
Start by stating what Rule 34 is : If it exist, there IS a porn version of it. Then, it gets weird.
So, what's rule 33, then?
He asked as if he wanted to know.
Second story: Hey! We resemble that remark!
lol as soon as they mentioned typing nonsense into it and they’ll read it, my head snapped around and I glared at my phone lol that’s a little too on the mark author dude lol
And then someone on RUclips reads the story out loud for people like us.
"And what sort of creature is an Agro Suerril?"
My sediments, exactly.
As a happy American rider of a 2012 Triumph, "America", I am pleased he didn't mention Motorcycles. They would've had to destroy us. 🏍
Show them some group B footage. lol
imagine excellplaining a croutch rocket.
oh those poor Xenos.. wait til they hear about "Street Racing"
Or Nascar
"Wdym they drive around in circles at 200 mph for hours? The local populace finds this fun to watch? How?"
Motocross
Or Evel Knieval
Or Rally Cross
Isle of Mans Touring Trophy.
The Paris-Dakar.
Great stories; Excellent narration! 1st story - Oil, you say. We have these beautiful beads we would like to give to you for your oil. 2nd story - It would have been even better if Xlerbomob added a link to a certain video by Rick Astley! LOL!!!
Cars allow versatility and a ludicrously vast amount of versatility over rail
Yep we are weird.
Second story:
I like the implication that this cephalopod xeno was doing multiple tasks at the same time with the head just for occasional coordination and talking to Dave
For DA SKWERL and his Nest
Both stories are good and well told. The second is particularly delightful and true. Many thanks.
Why would transport freight by rail be an issue? It is the most efficient way to transport over land. How do the aliens transport? Because they don't use cars, clearly don't use rail. They were scoffing at planes, leaving...
1 Marvelously written and read, a real good laugh. 2 Thank you both, UKUK
I don't think they would appreciate cargo ships, either.
I think they would, gotta transport things over water somehow
Wait till they hear about skiing... lol
Or sky jump or any of the Extreme Sports...
Then, Bob sleigh, luge and skeleton... 120+Km/h with your nose less than 10cm from the ground.
Another great read
TY Squirrel
Fun Fact: there is a growing embrace of the theory of abiotic petroleum (and gas) creation...created by natural processes within the planet's crust.
(...coal is another matter...)
Only among people who think RUclips is a valid research tool.
Untold amounts beneath the surface of your planet you say...?
Time to deliver them some democracy.
Also, call my car stupid to my face, please... let's see how that works out for you and how good your medical plan is.
Did someone say DEMOCRACY? I can help with this one
^>vvv
@@mcsleuthburgur1034 Ready the "diplomats" prepare the dropships for launch.
That first story reminds me of all the videos and commenters on RUclips arguing that America needs to switch from cars to rail for our primary mode of transport.
The scientist thinking they're smart in all areas just because they're expert in one is just so relatably relevant. I had to pause the video and compose myself before I could continue.
Oh, the irony of listening to this one while I’m driving…
Ok. We just got 'Rick Rolled'
I think he had ablittle too much fun leaning into those Nixonian Jowel-Vowels >_
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Story links are in reverse order
Story 1: Here in my car, I feel safest of all...
Story 2: Well, he's not wrong
Story 1.: They are so shocked by the cars, travelling on four wheels. I can imagine their shock learning of motorcycles, that are essentially the same, but on two wheels with the driver astride on them. Also, that they can get up to speed much faster.
Second story Nailed it Totally!!
Second story. Touche.
Hmmph, herbivores. (Said whilst driving away)
Cars are an insane way of travel
Okay, that second story was funny!
Story 2: I feel attacked.
Yeeeaahh, best to let them find out about motorcycles on their own. But you could explain such mundane things as bicycles, skateboards, roller skates and such, people powered stuff. Maybe even horseback riding. Although, I think I'd stay away from parachute jumping, bungie jumping, scuba diving, hang gliding, ultra-lights, surfing, skiing (water and snow) and such. They already think we're crazy, let's not confirm it for them.
Who us? Weird? Naw, now the Munsters and the Addams Family, THEY are weird.
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!
Imagine how they'd react to helicopters.
First story, yep I agree with the aliens.
I've stopped reading, so now I don't know what to think. That's so weird.
I see what you did there. Clever author. lol
As an American... I need to know where that scientist is.
Edit: NVM, I can smell it. I know that isn't scientifically possible thru space, but still.
The first story is definitely told from ma USian perspective.
Meanwhile China, Japan & Germany are all forging ahead with maglev trains.
aussie here HQ is a GM Holden car lol
S1: tell me you from the USA without telling me you're from the USA
I mean train only use for fret? Among other things
Wooooo
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LOL!
Good stories, but... Not sure either of these is really "H, FY". These are more "Wouldja look at these clowns..." :D
Do _not_ doubt the therapeutic effect of listening to heavy metal music whilst driving at high speed, in the middle of the night.
you've got the titles swapped around
Cars are the worst form of transportation public transportation is way better
1st, 24 November 2024
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