The last game I was in, our party encountered a Silver Dragon in a very odd, undead infested desert. We cleansed his desert. He gave me a sick ass "magical artifact" that turned out to be the Lefty Bass from FLCL. It was also a flammenwerfer. I was a Lamia (snake girl) Monk, with a blue bass guitar. And I could punch things like Saitama. I'd go up to big bads, punch them, and then sit in the corner playing my bass during "cleanup combat", simply using it to buff the rest of the party. My One Punch also unfortunately had a one day cool down so...yeah only got to punch that hard once. but one punch, all you need when you can apply infinity damage to a roll that never misses. homebrews are so much fun lol
Don't know if non-guitarists realize, but he's actually a really good guitarist, not just someone buff playing decent. That picking technique is both powerful and efficient!
i think a lot of us can agree that this right here is what the internet is all about. people exposing their their innermost dreams in an act of pure talent and us praising them in humourous ways. i say well done, sir. well done indeed!
This is genuinely one of the best covers of this song I've seen in a long time! His bends are great, his tone is great, his picking technique is great. This whole thing is so good!
Some people are just able to make any instrument sound good, no matter the build quality. I mean just look what this guy did with a 90's Happy Meal toy.
Reading the comments now. Normally they are a cesspool on youtube, but I think everyone is in awe of this absolute unit of a man and everyone has only supportive things to say.
So not only is this good on a guitar level but the comments are just absolute gold without being disrespectful. 10 points to the axe man and 10 points to the judges. I ugly laughed!
Glad to see a sitting musician with the guitar handled in a more classic fashion, on the left knee which I elevate up, for the right hander, rather than on the right knee.
The opposite is true aswel, I've heard people say their hands are too small, so I show them videos of 4 year old Asians playing adult sized guitars like legends with their tiny little hands 🤣
How did bro manage to max out both strenght AND dexterity AND still manage to get 1.7M+ views from the comfort of his own living room? I think he must have prayed to Crom! We makin' it outta Shahpur with this one!
Damn!! NICE JOB MAN! I've been playing (Metal Guitar) EVERY DAY...for 23 years...& I know & can play that whole song (minus the 2nd solo), and doubt I could do better! That is not an easy song! 🤘 Cheers from Spokane w.a U.S.A.
seriously. i clicked this thinking it was one of those videos you know, with a funny exaggerated thumbnail to put emphasis on the skillz. but boy was i surprised ! realizing that he IS actually built like an absolute TANK ! AND destroying the song in 210 bpm !! this video is amazing.
Мужики занимайтесь спортом: качайтесь, ходите на бокс, ММА это очень помогает в жизни. Как-то раз ко мне в квартиру ворвалась банда хулиганов, в это время я был на тренировке. Меня это очень выручило.
I know everyone is talking about homie's physical characteristics in terms of his strength. But I just want to say that one of the reasons I always told myself I could never learn guitar or bass is that my fingers are too fat and not nimble enough to learn, and this guy proves me wrong completely. Keep shredding man!!!
Another one I like is Adam Ragusea, dude is huge but its honestly pretty lowkey most of the time n he just talks about like making lemonade with his wife or whatever
Bro took a day off from slaying dragons to serve us this masterpiece of a video
ashaahahahah
best comment by far 😂
Actually he still managed to kill a dragon that day
hes still slaying the dragons
A B S O L U T E U N I T
When your character started as a barbarian but was gifted a legendary bard instrument.
The last game I was in, our party encountered a Silver Dragon in a very odd, undead infested desert. We cleansed his desert. He gave me a sick ass "magical artifact" that turned out to be the Lefty Bass from FLCL. It was also a flammenwerfer.
I was a Lamia (snake girl) Monk, with a blue bass guitar. And I could punch things like Saitama. I'd go up to big bads, punch them, and then sit in the corner playing my bass during "cleanup combat", simply using it to buff the rest of the party. My One Punch also unfortunately had a one day cool down so...yeah only got to punch that hard once. but one punch, all you need when you can apply infinity damage to a roll that never misses. homebrews are so much fun lol
@@Sphendrana what game are you playing dude
@@zaloskog Homebrewed lol
"Tonight we jam...in Hell!"
The legendarry "Bardarian"!
When you're bulking but your guitar is shredding.
Wtf so underrated
This deserves to be top comment..
underrated comment here
well said Sir
@@lothar654 ?????
I was wondering where my thirty eggs from my fridge went
Why would you refrigerate eggs? They aren't in the supermarket ;)
To avoid temperature changing @@dan_kay
@@dan_kay Because I don't eat as many eggs as this guy.
@@dan_kayremember, other areas of the world are different
@@dan_kay They are in Australia, wouldnt want the eggs sitting out in 40 degree heat now would we.
I have an irrational fear of meeting this guy on a medieval battlefield
I dunno, I think that might be quite rational 😂
@@0x2A_ Expecting to one day stand on a medieval battlefield seems rather irrational to me
@@StoneyWoney That's why you'll never be ready.
this is the song that plays when he appears over the horizon
Same team!
Guitar is afraid to make any mistake... Bro means business.
Hell yeah
😂
You stole this comment.
😂😂
It was a regular Jackson, but it turned into a Jackson Dinky as soon as he touched it!
literally clicked on this vid cause I knew the comments section would be amazing. Did not disappoint.
Bro same 😂
Same lol
same here lol
same xd
bro, why are we like this? lol
This is probably the nicest and most respectful dude you will talk to
Bro played Master of Puppets on ukulele what a legend lol 😂
Looks like Hulk holding a spoon!
é muito top tocar no ukulele eu já toquei
@@hoazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzse vc achou q n ia ter nenhum brasileiro vc tá enganado
@@Brahunaa carambaa, ce toca algum instrumento?
Absolute unit
"my fingers are too big, I can't learn to play guitar"
this guy: hold my dumbbell
"But I can't"
hold my tren
@@elck3🧐 Definitely not aware of what tren does 😂
...an excuse that the unco-ordinated have hidden behind for a lifetime. I know, for I am also Spartacus! 🤪
@@JV-df9em Uhh I think is tramboline or something like that, a drug/dope to enhance gym bros
I legit thought the thumbnail was an AI image but no, bro is just massive
I thought that was kind of AI generated bulked Snape, but this is a real bro
bro is a certified bear
😂
He’s like that silent member of the band who’s really nice but will actually just crush a dudes skull
dood i tot that was jacked up messi playing master of puppets
Don't know if non-guitarists realize, but he's actually a really good guitarist, not just someone buff playing decent. That picking technique is both powerful and efficient!
his hands were forged from stong, the guitar is merely submitting to him
Its really not that hard dude...like, at all
@@chrisscarfo8832 play mop 210bpm all downpicks then say that again 😃
Because the guitar is afraid
great palm muting too :)
He play this song as a warcry before he go toe to toe with flying dragons.
axe. So close to the Dad joke man!
@@1950sAmericanFather Have you seen He-Mans sword anywhere? He surely lost it!
more like sam sulek grabbed a guitar after a pump
@@1950sAmericanFather average IQ vs slightly above average IQ
@@maxchan179 keep talking I'm almost there baby
this is hands down the manliest thing I have ever seen in my life.
a fat dude playing guitar in his bedroom?
Vielä tukka lyhyemmäksi niin sitten
He lools like Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40k
Is it because his hand is moving like that?
Guitar teacher at his first lesson: a certain amount of physical strength can be useful to perform bends
Guitar student:
So underrated xD
He bends the whole neck
Bend strings not the neck!
@@sand69 He can bend it back
i think a lot of us can agree that this right here is what the internet is all about. people exposing their their innermost dreams in an act of pure talent and us praising them in humourous ways. i say well done, sir. well done indeed!
So nice of the guy to play a child size guitar. He's knackered from carrying battle axes all day
That's a normal size guitar, he's just a Custodes
@@Flesh_Wizardr/ whoooosh
@@flex99912Reddit
I clicked this because of how comically large you are but your musicianship is legitimately insane. please upload more
without the metronome i agree
@@davo4074 Wheres your video doing this without the metronome mr genious?
Bruh when I saw the thumbnail I thought it was an AI video😂
i cliicked for same reason
this is not "insane", this solid basics
Even that guitar was too afraid to make a mistake. 💀💀💀
Hahahahahahaha😢😢
Lmao all the comments are gold but this one made me burst.
@@Papa_Grind Awww thank you so much!
lmao 🤣🤣
lmfao😂😂😂😂
This song is hard enough on a normal guitar, this guy is playing it perfectly on a mini guitar
your profile pic is pretty funny
The massive arms, the haircut, the wife beater, the miniature guitar, the metronome, the skills
Absolute cinema
That's a normal sized guitar, he's just a massive man
nah thats a normal sized guitar man
The Jackson JS12 is a normal sized guitar. He's just that big
@@cobgod1415 my man brought out that guitars latin name
I bet this guy's the nicest fool ever too
He wasn’t this big until he started building up to 210bpm. Don’t skip Master of Puppets day kids
This should be pinned
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Lol. This is awesome!
The fact he's filming this on grandma's sofa makes it 1000x better
No this is typical Soviet apartment. They are outdated and small and furniture is passed down and old in most families in Kemepobo, Russia
Russia is a shithole, the everyday russian lives in a shithole.
Hell, he looks like he ATE grandma
That's grandmas cane tapping to the beat
@@turkey4957 Ты что несешь? сейчас чтобы найти такую квартиру постараться надо, сразу видно человека не с России
This is genuinely one of the best covers of this song I've seen in a long time! His bends are great, his tone is great, his picking technique is great. This whole thing is so good!
This guy 100% has a big ass sword for slaying demons
I'd argue he doesn't need one. But the demons have one to try to slay him for sure
Doom
He just shreds on the guitar and the demons die
He uses his axe. Or, what appears to be a stringed hatchet
is this a s word innuendo
Glad to see guitarists working with a metronome. Its value can’t be overstated.
Generally true. However, the metronome is SEVERELY unhelpful for the verse of this song.
for studying, yes.
Next best thing to a quality drummer
Demigods*
@@blackcitadel37nope. grammy winning guitarist told me "no metronome, no career"
Some people are just able to make any instrument sound good, no matter the build quality. I mean just look what this guy did with a 90's Happy Meal toy.
That's called skill and his guitar is not a happy meal toy. Too many guys have very expensive guitars you guys can't play for shyte.
@@Maga2024lulit's a joke about the fact that he looks big next to his guitar...
@@doc_annonymous oh cool
@@Maga2024lul r/whoosh
@@Maga2024lul Yeah brotherman you missed the joke a bit there. All good though.
Dude lives for the shred. Both physically and musically I respect it
I only clicked this video for the comments and you guys didn’t disappoint me. There is still hope for humanity.
Never wasn’t no hope for no humanity if I may surmise mister. A fella gets the teat out his mouth and finds we’s damned one way or nother.
@@tj03297 damned one way or nother, might as well not stay sober yeye. find the good bi a tch
Reading the comments now. Normally they are a cesspool on youtube, but I think everyone is in awe of this absolute unit of a man and everyone has only supportive things to say.
TRUMP 24. There it goes
The Bardbarian is a very underrated class.
That's brilliant
XD
Love it LOL
He pulled off one of the most exhausting riff on a Toys R Us guitar. What a legend.
Type stuff
@@Tactical_Nuke0 stuff
That's an Ibanez and I own 2 of them
@@DominatorElite4 LMAO, Sorry to interupt you but that my dude... is a Jackson guitar !
@@DominatorElite4 lol it clearly says Jackson on the headstock. I've got an Ibanez too tho and definitely prefer them to the Jacksons I've played
Amazing. And Seriously JACKED!!!!
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your riffs, overdrive your amp, and to hear the screams of the women."
*lamentations 😂
The drums are so sick. Lars is such a genius.
😂
That one catched me offguard haha
His most complex composition to date
@@liamosullivan3244 LOL
_And justice for all has entered the chat_
Bro is an absolute UNIT
He is the UNIT
I think this guy must be a SWAT unit all by himself
@arjungupta3531 I heard they strap him to the front of the swat van shredding when they roll up and the criminals arrest themselves.
That’s what steroids do bro
So not only is this good on a guitar level but the comments are just absolute gold without being disrespectful. 10 points to the axe man and 10 points to the judges. I ugly laughed!
Dude looks like he created Stonehenge before ripping the guitar. Good stuff man 👍
Dude looks like Stonehenge rocks had a baby
He's not playing guitar, the guitar just knows better.
lol
When your bard has STR and CON as their primary stats
i was going to say this and then I caught your comment. job well done sir 😂
When your bed has STR and CON as their primary stats.
🤣
Don't forget DEX
top tier comment
Glad to see a sitting musician with the guitar handled in a more classic fashion, on the left knee which I elevate up, for the right hander, rather than on the right knee.
"Hulk no longer smash, Hulk shred!"
Seriously though, good stuff man! That has to take some impressive dexterity when you have large hands.
I was gonna say hulk thrash 😂
this is definitely the best comment. hulk shred!
Bro looks like Hulk had a kid with the Croatian actor Goran Navojec
to be fair most the best guitarists have pretty big arse hands
@@njdyhnjdt Them I'm doomed to suck forever lol.
This is like something from a mid-2000s indie film that is never explained and the movie has no ending.
No shit, right?
those were my favorite kind of films as a hipster-ish 2000s HS kid... so this is like a blast of nostalgia 🤣
definitely from a Harmony Korine joint
Uhh… yeah. I bet you thought that was a brilliant comment
just a random scene?
Пользуясь случаем, хотелось бы напомнить, что Кирк Хэммет ни разу не пожал 200 в составе группы Металлика
Мужик красавчик, отличная форма, крутая игра на гитаре
For anyone saying they have "too big hands/fingers to play" look at this guy, he's a giant!
His hands are pretty small compared to the rest of his body
I cant play guitar cuz my hands arent his hands
@@dirtydil1163that was good, lmao
The opposite is true aswel, I've heard people say their hands are too small, so I show them videos of 4 year old Asians playing adult sized guitars like legends with their tiny little hands 🤣
@mrcheeseguyman his hands are huge
CONAN THE GUITARIAN!! Awesome shredding too!
🤣🤣🤣
Killed 😂😂😂
How did bro manage to max out both strenght AND dexterity AND still manage to get 1.7M+ views from the comfort of his own living room? I think he must have prayed to Crom! We makin' it outta Shahpur with this one!
at least 17 charisma too, where does this man get all these stat points
More like he plays to Crom.
@@MW-cx3sbthe riddle of Metal
Thumbnail suggested a still image of a cartoon dude but then he started moving and riffing. Legend!
Хочешь бицуху в 50 см?
Просто играй этот простой советский риф 12 раз в день 💪😉👍
Спина болеть не будет
13 чтобы наверняка ))
5-6 подходов по 7-8 повторений)
тут ещё сустанон надо в жопку колоть)
До обеда правой, после обеда левой 👌🏻
I showed this video to my Golden Retriever, now he's a Lion
🦁
🦁
🦁
Only a Cat can be a Lion Ur Retriever Is now a 🐺
@@worick_arcangelo5125 sadly my Golden passed away 2 months ago. RIP Simon.
This is the peak male build. There will be no further arguing.
It's a very nice build but id rather to be more leaner than that.
Oh yea, show me where that build is helpful outside of lifting, please.
@@saber1992 getting 1.4 millions views on youtube?
@@profilen5181 NICE 😁
@@saber1992 His neighbours will never tell him to shut up, for one.
This guy smashes everything in sight! I wouldn't get too close 😂
I thought the thumbnail was AI generated.
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
M'lord Arthas, you are slaying this as you did with the Citizens of Stratholme.
😂😂😂
Arthas did nothing wrong, he only slayed 🤟
A man of culture
@@snakeysstyle783 Indeed. The plague had to be stopped!
The town of Stratholme, pillaged and burned, all by a single force of man known as Lord Arthas. Truly a fierce and mighty warrior.
An alternative universe. Where a young Lionel Messi picked up a guitar and bulking rather than a football.
And sounds like in that universe Master of Puppets is a Slayer song...
i was looking for that comment :D
if messi never stopped taking HGH
A surely better one
if he picked up a real football he would look like this
Damn!! NICE JOB MAN! I've been playing (Metal Guitar) EVERY DAY...for 23 years...& I know & can play that whole song (minus the 2nd solo), and doubt I could do better! That is not an easy song!
🤘 Cheers from Spokane w.a U.S.A.
he doesnt play the guitar, the guitar just plays at his sight.
Bows down to him like the rules of gravity bow down to Chuck Norris?
When you're a barbarian but the quest require a bard.
A bardarian?
stolen comment
I genuinely thought he was gonna play on a child's guitar. This dude is massive.
Damn bro. Not only was that extremely impressive, but you're jacked AF!
ХОРОШЕГО музыканта-должно быть МНОГО... 👍🤘🤝
А Арнольда априори мало быть никак не может.
чувак русский, что ли? ставит лайки только русским комментам
@@f2v66провались в его канал, там написано, что он Георгий
seriously. i clicked this thinking it was one of those videos you know, with a funny exaggerated thumbnail to put emphasis on the skillz. but boy was i surprised ! realizing that he IS actually built like an absolute TANK ! AND destroying the song in 210 bpm !! this video is amazing.
Well. That's an absolute unit of a guitar player.
I seriously thought he was AI-generated in the thumbnail
@@PatrickAshe41Ai just can't come up with stuff like this
@@hazardeur apparently you haven't seen the nightmare fuel Jeremy Clarkson memes
Indeed.
Bro is a Custodes 💀
This is the most chill badass video ever, I love it
Бле он с каждым разом всё крупнее и крупнее
всё мясо в доме пожрал )
Плотный Массонабор
Скоро в кадр влезать перестанет.
Это одежда всё меньше
@@MOHCTPnkЭто кадр в него не влезает😄
The Perfect Blue poster in the background is just the cherry on top.
wtf is that u nerd
Absolutely! It's surprising how no one else is talking about it.
I was looking for this comment.
Jokes aside, props to you brother. You have some crazy discipline with a build like that AND the dedication to be playing guitar that well.
Fr that takes so much work it’s crazy
@@HieronymousLex Fellow Oblivion enjoyer! Good man!
@@husky3g cheers, brother! If you hear anything about the grey fox, do be sure to pass it along…
what an absolute bohemoth of a man, bro got off from his shift crushing skulls for some galactic empire to serve us this masterpiece
Единственный гитарист, которого боится комментировать Юрий Петрович
Ему тут не к чему будет придраться в любом случае
@@kirillisaevofficialкак минимум нестроевич и игра вперед. На выброс.
Если захотеть то можно докопаться конечно, но как мне кажется вполне слушабельно получилось
@@ledzeppelinqwe все там строит и сыграно отлично
Пока Фреду не отшлете, видео не считается сыграным😂
perhaps the most metal thing I have seen in the last decade
Гитара боялась ошибиться хотя бы в одной ноте)))
🤣🤣🤣 поржал 😂
😂😂😂
Это да.. Он бы её как лист бумаги скомкал )))
А шутки про Халка уже были в комментах? Боюсь повториться.
This dude is Intense!! Love it brother!
In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.
Oh man, it's great to see this old school style RUclips content still around in 2024. Rock on George, you legend!
hes not afraid of the dark, I can tell. The dark is afraid of *HIM*
This fella gazed back at the abyss
Brother is jacked as hell. Good shit, nice playin'
Having this level of dedication to both working out and guitar is impressive
Working out and playing guitar is life. And gaming.
Doom Guy playing his own soundtrack to slaying demons
He does not play an axe, he plays a hatchet. Someone make this man an appropriately sized machine for him to continue to make beautiful sounds
Maybe a 6 string bass would look more proportionate 😅
some at least 7 string baritone guitar maybe :D
I downloaded D4 after I saw this and made a barb!!!! Good work young fella!!!
Мужики занимайтесь спортом: качайтесь, ходите на бокс, ММА это очень помогает в жизни.
Как-то раз ко мне в квартиру ворвалась банда хулиганов, в это время я был на тренировке. Меня это очень выручило.
Бля хорош ахах
😂
@@JuicyNectarineКажется, ты не выкупил)
😂😂😂
Может на репетиции? :)
I know everyone is talking about homie's physical characteristics in terms of his strength. But I just want to say that one of the reasons I always told myself I could never learn guitar or bass is that my fingers are too fat and not nimble enough to learn, and this guy proves me wrong completely. Keep shredding man!!!
RIGHT? HOW
not gonna lie, clicked purely because of this dudes arms, that guitar is fearing for its life xD
I just gotta say...
I love listening to parts with a metronome.
This was fucking killer.
Bro looks like Bruce Banner half way into a Hulk transformation. Awesome playing!❤
we call him the Metalhead Hulk
I am so glad you're playing with a metronome brother, an underrated practice by musicians everywhere
TAKE NOTES, MUSICIANS
neighbour knocking on the door: "heeeey turn off that noise!"
*Gorge ripping the door open
neighbour: ".. wrong apartment I guess"
Not every day you see a shredded dude shredding on the guitar. + 1 sub
Мастер оф бицепс
The guitar skills, the hair, the monster built... Bro is everything I wish I was
Bro conquers entire kingdoms and plays guitar like a champ on his spare time. Epic.
Barbarian wielding a Battle-Axe Guitar
Dude's finished his bulk phrase, moving into the cut now by playing old-school 80's bay area thrash metal for cardio
This is by far the coolest dude alive.
This is the only guy on all of RUclips that is this beefy and not doing gym content 😂
There's another huge guy that plays necrophagist lol
Another one I like is Adam Ragusea, dude is huge but its honestly pretty lowkey most of the time n he just talks about like making lemonade with his wife or whatever
@@JonathanGilmer what's his name ?
@@bobtheman6996 I thought it was necrophagist, but it was cannibal corpse and napalm death. His name is Kevin Frasard!
@@JonathanGilmer He does gym content as well though
yo I'm new to powerlifting still small guy but trying my best and I grew up listening to Metallica, well done man, you are a fkn badass
A true metal warrior. I will be on your side sir when the battle comes.
Playing to metronome totally underrated. Kick ass!
That English comment you are looking for
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good job!
yeah man
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Playing that with a metranome is much harder than playing with a drummer. Bravo!