Posts That Could Be Hilarious If You’re in Your Thirties (New)
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- Posts That Could Be Hilarious If You’re in Your Thirties (New)
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That last one was exactly what I didn't expect to have needed more than anything else right now. Thanks for putting that in there. 😘
To be fair, 90s scientist who worked for pharma: "Our drugs have minimal side effects, and they work," after cheery-picking the data, illegally experimenting on nigerian children, and after their company gained the world record for fraud.
90's scientists who worked for the lead industry: "Rome's pipes didn't have an unsafe level of lead, and neither does Flint's."
90's scientists who worked in climate change: "Ignore the doomsayers, this is serious, but we won't see any real effects of climate change until 2100."
90's scientists who worked in economics: "quality of life is only getting better."
There have never been any scientists working in economics. They are all humanities-and-philosphy type dudes (always dudes) trying to make random maths to support their previously held beliefs on how the world should work. Economy has as solid scientific background as horoscopes.
Before I ever went to my wife’s house she told me that if her dog didn’t like me, we were through, no matter how cute I was. She was dead serious about her dog but facetious about my cuteness.🤷♂️
Technically the earth is an oblate spheroid
If you whittle that down to five words, you've got yourself a fight.
Practically, the Earth sphericity is higher than 99% of the billiards balls that exist, and definitely higher than 99.999% of the bowling balls out there.
@@rafarequeni822 Yeah, I can't see you saying that in five words or less... 🤷♀
Giant dinosaur nugget, really
True, which means that it's round, as the post said - the departure from sphericity is negligible.
In response to the last one, I counter with: If it's not me f'ing it up, someone else is f'ing it up for me.
Which brings you back to focusing only on the negative.
@@Jenifer_R_ Positive thinking never changed the outcome.
@@PistonAvatarGuy And negative thinking is often wasted worry.
@@PistonAvatarGuy Also, negative thinking actually does change the outcome, as it affects your decisions.
@@Jenifer_R_ Yes, negative thinking often drives you to prepare for the worst.
Take your friend to work day would be a quick way to cull your list of friends
Especially when your co-workers get to meet the friend you tell stories about.
RE "bring a friend to work day" my bestie works on London underground and gets to see all the abandoned and secret stations... I keep begging him to just fold me up and bring me in his backpack but alas,no joy as yet... I'd smuggle myself in except I just know that I'd bust myself by saying something really clever like "ooh look at that!!!"🫠
Big love from a London Goth
Plus he gets to play with all the cool tools.
Argh
~ 2:01 ~ My favourite. 🤣🤣
10:14 ...I can see how you came to that conclusion.
9:25 "Hello, we are your NEW bank; we just ate your old bank."
I found them funny and I'm 80 next month.
All these are funny, and you don't have to be in your thirties to agree.
Posts that *are* hilarious if you’re in your 50s.
I always remember that joke about president Bush. During an election campaign the president goes to visit a state of the art retirement home. When he arrives there is nobody there to greet him, nobody seems to expect him, nobody seems interested. He goes up to an elderly lady who is sitting in the foyer & asks, "Do you know who I am?" The lady replies "No, I don't dear, but don't worry, matron will be along in a minute & she will be able to tell you."
My oldest was in the ‘gifted’ program in the nineties. He has no anxiety, ADHD and while he is a bit of a perfectionist, he is definitely not a procrastinator. Many times I’ve told him to sit down and relax…lol
3:25 - Inadvertently making a name that reads ‘Tiff saw itch’
Quality of education matters a lot.
Sugar aunti is all i want to get money for my wishes 🎉
12:05 - It was, in fact, “Chick-a-fill-a” (as they called it)
A pop-tart isn’t ravioli. Everyone knows it’s technically a sandwich.
You do not put icing on a sandwich.
@@hillbillydeluxe27You don’t put icing on ravioli ether.
@@QueenSunstar if you think Bolognese sauce is a type of icing, then you’re okay.👍